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00:00:01Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing
00:00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better
00:00:16My parents are still alive
00:00:21Stop Paxton, stop or I'll tell
00:00:24Look orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him
00:00:36Need your help Angie could have handled this by myself. You're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock
00:00:54That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov
00:01:06Sources say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title
00:01:13Hey Jack, sun's up. The toilets ain't gonna clean themselves
00:01:22Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win. Anything you'd like to say to-
00:01:25For any of you losers thinking of settling scores, now's your chance
00:01:32Good fucking luck
00:01:34Some day soon golden boy. This poor orphan is gonna take you down
00:01:55Hey kid, how you doing? Hey, come with me for a second. We got you a present
00:01:59Really? Yeah, come on
00:02:02You remember my birthday? Yeah, of course. I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:07Open up boys
00:02:16There you go kid, happy birthday
00:02:18Eat up
00:02:19I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy, you know that fish?
00:02:21No, you won't
00:02:23I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy
00:02:25You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:28Hmm?
00:02:29Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?
00:02:33Nah, you ain't worth my time kid
00:02:35I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:38Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you
00:02:44What the hell, Vic?
00:02:46You know, we were just having some fun, isn't that right?
00:02:49Oh wow, I mean, are you ready for a date or what? Come on, baby
00:02:52Not going anywhere with you. Apologize to Jack right now
00:02:55It's not life, he's the help
00:02:57I swear to god
00:02:59Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:03So everyone here can see your teeny weenie
00:03:06That's funny, that's funny
00:03:08Excuse me
00:03:10I'm sorry
00:03:29What a jerk
00:03:30Did he hurt you?
00:03:31What the hell, Angie?
00:03:32How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?
00:03:34I can fight my own freaking battles
00:03:36After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot
00:03:40Angie
00:03:44Get your shit together, Jack
00:03:46You don't have any real friends
00:03:48They think you're all weak
00:03:50We can hinge
00:03:51Fighting for Nam, Paxton Whitlock
00:03:53On tonight's win
00:03:54Clutching
00:03:58I'm gonna show them all
00:03:59I can beat Paxton Whitlock
00:04:01Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is
00:04:06You really shouldn't do that in the dark
00:04:09And...
00:04:10Told you
00:04:15Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win
00:04:18Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:20I've been waiting for this moment my whole life
00:04:25Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo
00:04:26He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament
00:04:30Good to meet you though
00:04:31You...
00:04:32You need a new mop?
00:04:37You don't know who I am?
00:04:39Am I supposed to?
00:04:40You're...
00:04:41A janitor
00:04:42I can't believe it
00:04:43I mean he bullied me for years
00:04:44He forgot me
00:04:45Good
00:04:47luck
00:04:48I should interview more often
00:04:49Camera
00:04:50Really makes my job
00:04:52He hasn't changed at all
00:04:53He's still obsessed with himself
00:04:56Oh my God!
00:04:58Paxton!
00:04:59Angie?
00:05:00Hey!
00:05:01How are you doing?
00:05:02How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:03How have you been?
00:05:04I haven't seen you since college
00:05:05Broke some records
00:05:06Broke some hearts
00:05:07You know how it is
00:05:08God, you look amazing
00:05:10Thank you
00:05:11By the way
00:05:12Have you seen your dad?
00:05:16All right, gym bunnies and gym rats
00:05:17Listen up
00:05:18Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments
00:05:22Our gym is gonna be his home while he's touring North America
00:05:26As a welcome
00:05:27We're gonna have ourselves a little competition
00:05:30Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring
00:05:33I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fighting tournament
00:05:41This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all
00:05:43Let's get it on!
00:05:44Come on!
00:05:45Come on!
00:06:04You're next
00:06:06He's challenging me?
00:06:07Does he remember who I am?
00:06:09Looks like you're up, dad
00:06:12Paxton!
00:06:13Hey!
00:06:14Don't act like you don't know me
00:06:15I challenge you to a single elimination death match
00:06:17Winner
00:06:18Gets Enzo's sponsorship
00:06:19The loser leaves his gym for good
00:06:23What?
00:06:24What's so funny?
00:06:29You're a twig, man
00:06:30I'd destroy you
00:06:31Why don't you make yourself useful?
00:06:32And collage my gym shorts
00:06:34See?
00:06:35I left them in the locker room on the floor
00:06:37Cause
00:06:38I know it's real ID
00:06:39Alright, alright, come on
00:06:43Jack, cut it out!
00:06:45Paxton is a mega successful world class fighter
00:06:48And the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune
00:06:50You apologize right now or you're fired, boy!
00:06:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:06:55Did you say Jack?
00:06:57So you finally remembered who I am?
00:06:59Eh, doesn't ring a bell
00:07:02You're dead!
00:07:03Oh yeah!
00:07:04And uh, how do you plan on killing me?
00:07:05You scrawny nobody
00:07:06You want me?
00:07:07Come and get me
00:07:08Careful there!
00:07:09You might tire yourself out
00:07:10You might tire yourself out
00:07:11But uh, how do you plan on killing me?
00:07:12But uh, how do you plan on killing me?
00:07:13You scrawny nobody
00:07:15You want me?
00:07:16Come and get me
00:07:29Careful there!
00:07:30Careful there!
00:07:31You might tire yourself out
00:07:32Shut up!
00:07:33I thought you hit harder than that
00:07:34Oh ho ho ho ho
00:07:35Oh, you asked for it, urinal cake
00:07:36Jack!
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00:08:21Jack!
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00:08:29Jack!
00:08:30Help! I mean attacks!
00:08:33Angie?
00:08:37My dear, sweet, beautiful Angie.
00:08:40What happened? Who did this to you?
00:08:42It was those fucking rat robes.
00:08:46What are you doing laying around? Go after them!
00:08:50What happened?
00:08:53It was Vic. He's a monster.
00:08:56Vic? My chief investor?
00:09:00Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:04Vic's men. I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:08Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg. There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:13Guess you'd know all about that.
00:09:14You want to go another round?
00:09:15I don't see why not.
00:09:18Boys!
00:09:20Hey Jack, from this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:25What? Are you firing me?
00:09:28Enzo, you can't fire me.
00:09:30What?
00:09:31No, knucklehead. I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:35Who's going to mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:38Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:41Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, you can't do that.
00:09:43I'm the fighter you sponsored. I won that fight.
00:09:45Just settle down over there.
00:09:47There's nothing in the rules that says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.
00:09:51I think Jack proved himself very capable. Plus, think about it. The rags to riches story. A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title. He's going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:04What about me? You're both going to make us a lot of money. And I'm going to need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:10Okay. I'll do it. So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:21Try it, punk.
00:10:22Hey, boys. I got a paper to ask. I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic. Would either of you be interested?
00:10:30I won't let you down.
00:10:32That's perfect. You're both hired.
00:10:35Both of us.
00:10:38We are going to be one big happy family.
00:10:45She needs to learn the fundamental.
00:10:47You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:48What are you two doing?
00:10:49Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me.
00:10:52She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:54Stop sweeing your dicks around and talk like function adults.
00:11:02Okay. I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:07You want to learn to fight, right? So let me teach you the right way.
00:11:12Well-reasoned, Jack.
00:11:13She wants to learn self-defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:16Hey, don't.
00:11:19Okay. It doesn't really make sense, the style we're teaching her. You know, it's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:25Jack's right.
00:11:26Oh.
00:11:27So go on. Teach me. You're my trainers, right? So give me a demonstration.
00:11:41All right. I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:44And it's going to come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:47As a woman, you know, I'm sure they pin your hands down.
00:11:50So.
00:11:55Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:11:57All right, Angie. So when we're in this position, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want to go.
00:12:08What is going on here?
00:12:09What is going on here?
00:12:13You know what?
00:12:16I don't want to know.
00:12:18I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:12:21Here's 500 bucks.
00:12:22Paxton, take him across town to the tournament HQ.
00:12:26Show him how to sign up.
00:12:28Right away, sir.
00:12:31You snooze, you lose, my boy.
00:12:33So, I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time.
00:12:39Maybe we could meet up tonight.
00:12:41At 7 p.m.
00:12:43At the pre-tournament investors banquet.
00:12:47Kind of seems like a weird place to continue the training.
00:12:51That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:12:56Is Angie really asking me out?
00:12:59Yo, let's go.
00:13:03I'll be there.
00:13:06Don't be late.
00:13:08Look, man.
00:13:09I don't like you, and you don't like me.
00:13:12We've established that, okay?
00:13:13So let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible.
00:13:15Why?
00:13:16What's the hurry?
00:13:16You got a date or something?
00:13:19With Angie?
00:13:21Get out of town.
00:13:22Sounds like you're jealous.
00:13:23Jealous?
00:13:24Dude, been there, done now.
00:13:26You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers.
00:13:28He used to date Angie?
00:13:30And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.
00:13:33I will not.
00:13:36Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:37That's the entrance for veteran fighters.
00:13:39All right.
00:13:39Where did the rookies sign up?
00:13:43What?
00:13:45It's locked.
00:13:49Eventually?
00:13:49My date with Angie's at seven.
00:13:51I'm going to miss it.
00:13:53And...
00:13:53Fumble.
00:14:05Well, well, well.
00:14:07Hey, Luigi.
00:14:08Look at the fart blew it.
00:14:10Hey, man.
00:14:11I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:14:12You're registering for the tournament?
00:14:14You look like you couldn't bench press a fly.
00:14:16You look like a little boy.
00:14:17You're making fun of me?
00:14:19Duh.
00:14:20You ride here on the short bus?
00:14:22We, uh, improve his luck a little bit.
00:14:28Oh, what the?
00:14:31That's it!
00:14:35Whoa!
00:14:36Looks like he actually can bench press a fly.
00:14:38I don't need a tournament
00:14:39to freaking rip those stupid mustaches off your fucking faces.
00:14:43How are you going to register without any money?
00:14:44Yo, your back pocket.
00:14:46Huh?
00:14:46Yeah.
00:14:49Oh, shit!
00:14:56Wait!
00:14:57Wait!
00:14:58I need to find that kid faster.
00:15:07I'm going to miss my date with Angie.
00:15:11Enzo.
00:15:13Maybe I can just ask him for the money.
00:15:15He'll understand, right?
00:15:16You're fired!
00:15:17And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
00:15:20That's a bad idea.
00:15:23Angie, maybe you should have the money.
00:15:27What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:30I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you.
00:15:34Yo!
00:15:36You looking for me?
00:15:39Ugh!
00:15:39Oh, Jesus, man!
00:15:49What the fuck?
00:15:50That's a strong reaction.
00:15:51But looking for you, what's wrong?
00:15:54I might have lost my money.
00:15:56But you what?
00:15:58Dude, Enzo's going to kill you.
00:16:00It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:01I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking.
00:16:02Wow, what an all-over twist, right?
00:16:05All right, I'll take pity on you.
00:16:06How much you need?
00:16:07I don't need your money, man.
00:16:08I'm going to find the kid.
00:16:10I don't need a freaking handout from you.
00:16:11All right.
00:16:13Whatever you say, dog.
00:16:15Think, Jack.
00:16:16Think.
00:16:17That kid kind of reminds me of myself at his age.
00:16:22There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble.
00:16:33He really is just like me.
00:16:34Listen, my parents own a satellite imaging company.
00:16:39They said we can find the kid at...
00:16:41Oh.
00:16:43Nice job.
00:16:46Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:47Let's beat that job.
00:16:49Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:51Let's beat that job.
00:16:52Wait.
00:16:52We can't.
00:16:53He's just a kid.
00:16:54We can't beat him up.
00:16:55He's a thief.
00:16:57He's a woman.
00:16:58Just like I was.
00:17:02He's probably an orphan too, homeless.
00:17:07He needs the money more than I do.
00:17:09Did you hear you said a homeless orphan?
00:17:12Let him keep it.
00:17:19Honestly, yeah.
00:17:21He reminds me of someone.
00:17:23I've left that part of me way behind.
00:17:27Has Paxton changed?
00:17:29Besides, man, beating up homeless kids was so 10 years ago for me.
00:17:39I've got better shit to do now.
00:17:40Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.
00:17:44Right.
00:17:44Well, I'm about to dip.
00:17:48By the way, don't you have that date?
00:17:53Shit.
00:17:54I still need to register.
00:17:55No, no, no, no, no, no, wait, please.
00:17:59I need to secure my spot in the tournament.
00:18:01Here.
00:18:02I know it's not enough money.
00:18:03Look, baby, save it.
00:18:04We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:18:06But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:18:08I was waiting outside.
00:18:09You can't close now.
00:18:10It's out of my hands.
00:18:11I sought the last few vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.
00:18:17Shit.
00:18:18Not those guys again.
00:18:20Hey!
00:18:21Wait up.
00:18:24Look who it is.
00:18:25Shake-covered stick man.
00:18:29So what do you want?
00:18:30A challenge.
00:18:31If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.
00:18:35What if you lose, huh?
00:18:36What could you even offer?
00:18:38Why don't you come find me?
00:18:49Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.
00:18:52Give me that shit.
00:18:53Get out of here.
00:18:53Finally.
00:19:01Now I can prove to the world I can be Paxson Whitlock.
00:19:09Hello?
00:19:10Angie?
00:19:10Where are you, Jack?
00:19:12Vic is here and I need your help.
00:19:17I'm going.
00:19:19Stay right there.
00:19:19Angie!
00:19:20There you are.
00:19:33I'm sorry.
00:19:34You left me waiting.
00:19:36You look beautiful.
00:19:38I got caught up at the tournament sign-ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but where the hell is Vic?
00:19:46It's all right now.
00:19:47It's all right now.
00:19:47It's all right now.
00:19:48Did he touch you?
00:19:48He got scared off.
00:19:49Did he hurt you?
00:19:50It's fine.
00:19:52He got scared off.
00:19:53Bye.
00:19:54I'm sure you want me to wear this?
00:19:56I mean, red is so not my cover.
00:19:58Oh, hey, you got the voucher?
00:20:03Thanks.
00:20:05What is he doing here?
00:20:07I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:20:10Wait, you thought I meant, like, a romantic date?
00:20:12I'm so sorry, Jack.
00:20:16It's just that, with it being the investor's banquet, I just wanted some protection in case Vic tried something tonight.
00:20:21And so, when you were late, I called Paxton.
00:20:24Look, no need to explain, Angie.
00:20:26It's all right.
00:20:26It's clear.
00:20:27Of the two of us, I'm just...
00:20:29I'm the more reliable.
00:20:31It's fine, right?
00:20:33Everything is fine.
00:20:35Double the date.
00:20:36It's double the protection, right?
00:20:39And double the fun.
00:20:41So...
00:20:42What do you say?
00:20:44Yeah.
00:20:46Bye.
00:20:47As you wish.
00:20:49All right.
00:20:50Go on.
00:20:53Here.
00:20:55Use the shed to change.
00:20:57May you hand the ballroom after?
00:20:59Yes, ma'am.
00:21:04You are such a kiss-ass.
00:21:06I think she likes...
00:21:07No.
00:21:08She likes me, man.
00:21:09I like to keep the boys all supportive.
00:21:22What do you wear?
00:21:23Baggy boxers?
00:21:31He does wear baggy boxers.
00:21:32You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date, and yet you still showed up.
00:21:36Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:21:41Look, dude, if you want to be a little bitch about it, I think I'm just going to go ask Angie for a dance right now.
00:21:48Right now?
00:21:48She'd never dance with you.
00:21:50You think so?
00:21:52We used to dance a lot back in college.
00:21:55If you forgot.
00:21:56We used to love dancing.
00:21:59Real.
00:22:02Dirty.
00:22:04Dirty dancing.
00:22:05Hey!
00:22:08Give me back my pants!
00:22:09Hey!
00:22:10Give me back my...
00:22:11Pants.
00:22:16Pants.
00:22:20Shit!
00:22:21What should I do now?
00:22:22Oh.
00:22:35What are you wearing?
00:22:39I can explain.
00:22:41Wow!
00:22:41Where did you get that outfit?
00:22:43On clearance from the dumpster store, or?
00:22:46Well, I think it's perfect.
00:22:49Thanks, Angie.
00:22:51I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.
00:22:53Tell us a whole story in one look.
00:22:55Rags to riches.
00:22:57Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:23:00We're going to make so much money tonight.
00:23:03All right, you guys stay put.
00:23:06I'll be right back with some, uh, investors to schmoz.
00:23:10You look beautiful, baby.
00:23:11Oh, thanks, Doug.
00:23:16Angie Bianchi.
00:23:18No.
00:23:19He's about to make a move.
00:23:20May I have this dance?
00:23:26Wow, um...
00:23:28Angie, before you decide anything,
00:23:29just know that Paxton is an animal.
00:23:31He's trying to get in your pants, you know?
00:23:33And I'm like...
00:23:34You were both my dates, right?
00:23:38And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.
00:23:41Everybody needs somebody, and you're the one I want.
00:23:50Feels like a miracle.
00:23:54Feels like a miracle.
00:23:58Feels like a miracle.
00:24:02Feels like a miracle.
00:24:03And when I'm with you.
00:24:06Jack, come on.
00:24:19I got to introduce you.
00:24:21No, wait, what are you doing, man?
00:24:22Come on, come on, let's go.
00:24:26What was that?
00:24:26I was just feeling the moment.
00:24:30Really?
00:24:31That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:24:33What?
00:24:34Angie, I've cared for you.
00:24:35You know that.
00:24:37What's wrong?
00:24:38I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:24:41There was a full suit in the bag I gave him.
00:24:43Where's the pants, huh?
00:24:46Angie, I miss him.
00:24:48What are you doing, pretty lady?
00:24:59Mind if I take a tournament dance floor,
00:25:01or would you rather just skip to coming home with me, huh?
00:25:03Let's go.
00:25:03All right, Jack.
00:25:06This is Cynthia.
00:25:07She's the president of the tournament rules committee.
00:25:10This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:25:12The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:15Come on, Jack, introduce yourself.
00:25:17All right, it's good to hear you.
00:25:19Smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:25:23I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches
00:25:26meant toilet paper.
00:25:29All right, now hold on.
00:25:30Jack's a great fighter.
00:25:31He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:25:34This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:39That would be a brand image disaster.
00:25:42This kind does not deserve to be an art tournament.
00:25:45The public life is for the rich.
00:25:53Hey!
00:25:53You think you could be our friend?
00:25:55You don't belong with us.
00:25:59Cynthia, he's a good fighter.
00:26:00He's a good kid.
00:26:04Hey, man.
00:26:05Hey, so get soft, man.
00:26:06Maybe they're all right about me.
00:26:16I don't belong here.
00:26:18I don't belong anywhere.
00:26:25He's grabbed the fucking girl.
00:26:27Come on!
00:26:27Help!
00:26:28Help!
00:26:29Somebody help me!
00:26:30Help!
00:26:30Angie?
00:26:31Jackie, my boy!
00:26:38How you doing, kid?
00:26:40I hope you already ate since I, you know, I ran out of dog food.
00:26:47What's so funny?
00:26:48Oh, Paxton.
00:26:50Enzo here was just telling me the most hilarious little joke.
00:26:53He says that little stranger that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you.
00:26:58Yeah, I don't know about all that.
00:27:00But I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:27:02He's got more drive and follow-through in his right hook than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:27:08Excellent.
00:27:09I never...
00:27:10If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:27:13I'm the best in the world.
00:27:15I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:27:17So believe me when I say that that kid, there is no one else like him.
00:27:25What do you want with Angie?
00:27:27He's an audience?
00:27:28I'm going to take it to City Hall and I'm going to marry him.
00:27:32Oh, look at the corners on this fucking floor sweep.
00:27:37You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:27:41I'm up the floor with two guys earlier.
00:27:43What's doing that, Vic?
00:27:44Three?
00:27:45Yeah, three more times, huh?
00:27:48This guy's funny.
00:27:50I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:27:52Get this motherfucker now!
00:27:54Let's go.
00:27:59Alright.
00:28:00What's two more times?
00:28:04Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:28:07Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.
00:28:09Why'd you piss her off?
00:28:10Man.
00:28:11I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament.
00:28:15You should be thanking me.
00:28:17Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:20Okay, okay.
00:28:21Wow.
00:28:22Enough, enough.
00:28:23Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anywhere?
00:28:25Angie, you alright in there?
00:28:35It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:28:38What a great performance.
00:28:40But let's get real.
00:28:42You're alone.
00:28:44And you ain't invincible.
00:28:45Where's Angie?
00:28:57She's in the trunk, man.
00:28:59I got this.
00:28:59Hey, shut up.
00:29:00I need you on my six.
00:29:12Angie!
00:29:13Hey, boys.
00:29:14Care to give me a hand?
00:29:18I'll try.
00:29:21I think a thank you is in order.
00:29:24If you two had actually protected me, like I hired you two instead of pickering all night,
00:29:29we could have avoided this all last.
00:29:31But yeah, thanks.
00:29:36I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.
00:29:37Wake the fuck up!
00:29:38It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:29:50Until next time.
00:29:52Look, she's right, you know.
00:30:11Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:30:15No, man.
00:30:16But what about all the-
00:30:17We got a tournament to fight.
00:30:19All right?
00:30:19Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:30:22Trust me, we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.
00:30:25What do you say?
00:30:26What do you say?
00:30:27Deal?
00:30:29Truce.
00:30:31I'm still gonna beat you one day.
00:30:34We'll get our fight.
00:30:36In time.
00:30:37Okay, I got money to spend with a janitor that needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:30:45It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:30:50All right, you ready?
00:30:51Mm-hmm.
00:30:52Okay.
00:30:53Is that too hard?
00:30:55No, I'm fine.
00:30:56What?
00:30:57Not some fragile princess.
00:30:59I got stamina.
00:31:02Wait, is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:04Oh, God.
00:31:08Am I flirting back?
00:31:09Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:31:14We're good.
00:31:15Where are you going?
00:31:16All right, I need to take a shower.
00:31:17All right.
00:31:20Bye.
00:31:21Bye.
00:31:23Well, that didn't work.
00:31:32It is, huh?
00:31:34What's going on?
00:31:41Tournament announced the first round of fights.
00:31:45Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:31:48I hope it's him.
00:31:50Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:31:53And the unlucky best it is.
00:31:55What?
00:32:01What's wrong?
00:32:02I had no clue he got out so soon.
00:32:05Dude.
00:32:06You're fighting Andre Giganti.
00:32:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:32:09Who's Andre?
00:32:11Pack it up, Andre.
00:32:13Looks like you're a free man once again.
00:32:15Most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti don't come out alive.
00:32:23Come off of it, man.
00:32:24You're just trying to scare me.
00:32:26It's got to be a myth.
00:32:28Right?
00:32:28Well, you know what I always do when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me?
00:32:39I go to the spa.
00:32:41I've never been to one of you.
00:32:45Dude, let me talk about it.
00:32:54You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:32:56Where does it say that?
00:32:57You're going to get heat stroked, dude.
00:32:59You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:33:02Okay.
00:33:03Well, it's your funeral.
00:33:08Finally.
00:33:08Paxton, if that's you, man, close the door.
00:33:15You're letting out all the hot air.
00:33:17So annoying.
00:33:20And you are?
00:33:21Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:26Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:29No!
00:33:30No!
00:33:32Hey!
00:33:32I'm trapped in here!
00:33:33Angie!
00:33:34Paxton!
00:33:38Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:33:41Oh, thanks.
00:33:42You know, I think Jack is really enjoying himself.
00:33:46Who knows with that guy.
00:33:48Where is he, by the way?
00:33:49He's, uh...
00:33:50Help!
00:33:53He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:33:55Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:33:58What a weirdo, right?
00:34:00I hate to admit Paxton was right.
00:34:02Why can't they hear me?
00:34:08Are they flirting?
00:34:11Oh, I think...
00:34:13I'm gonna die.
00:34:19Angie.
00:34:20I tried to tell him.
00:34:22A lot of guys prefer to go nude.
00:34:24Angie!
00:34:24Angie!
00:34:30Jack!
00:34:30Jack!
00:34:31What the hell happened?
00:34:32Hey!
00:34:33All right, man?
00:34:34Come on, come on, come on.
00:34:35Let's go.
00:34:38So Andre tried to kill Jack.
00:34:41That's what he says.
00:34:42I mean, he was delirious, but...
00:34:45I believe him.
00:34:46I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage accidents in the ring and elsewhere.
00:34:54But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously, and I know you didn't pay Andre.
00:34:58It doesn't matter who hired him.
00:35:01I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring.
00:35:03Jack, let me handle this.
00:35:04All right, if Andre really is an assassin, we can use my parents' resources to gather...
00:35:08I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybags.
00:35:11Dude, is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:35:15Whatever, man.
00:35:16You said someone would need to see Jack as competition until we kill him, right?
00:35:23What if it isn't tournament competition?
00:35:28What are you getting at?
00:35:30I think I know who's got it out for Jack.
00:35:32Gotcha, bitch.
00:35:42Gotcha, bitch.
00:35:42You're being an idiot again, Jack.
00:36:03A big, dumb idiot.
00:36:12I've got to handle this myself.
00:36:14You know, it's my first fight in the tournament, and I've got a lot to prove.
00:36:18What will it prove if you're dead?
00:36:24Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:36:28I've got to take a shower.
00:36:29Stop!
00:36:32Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:36:37That sauna thing really scared me.
00:36:38What if I lost you?
00:36:40I don't need your help, Angie.
00:36:41No one can do everything themselves.
00:36:44Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.
00:36:46The least you could do is talk to me.
00:36:49Hey, Jack!
00:36:50You ready to go?
00:36:51Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.
00:37:02Can I ask you a question?
00:37:04What's with the whole third-person shtick?
00:37:06Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:37:07Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for.
00:37:14Yeah, whatever.
00:37:14A gift.
00:37:23Place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.
00:37:27One punch to the chest, and the unlucky son of a bitch is going to stop breathing.
00:37:32Permanently.
00:37:33If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.
00:37:57Ladies and gentlemen, here in the brood, we're streaming live from the Boyle Hikes Fighting
00:38:05Pits.
00:38:07You've all heard the rumors.
00:38:09They do him no injustice.
00:38:11Introducing, in this corner, the reigning Reaper of the Ring, Andre Gigante!
00:38:19Ladies and gentlemen, a slight change of plans.
00:38:22Turns out, Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening.
00:38:25No, no, what are you doing?
00:38:27Why would you stop?
00:38:28Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!
00:38:33Fuck.
00:38:34Oof!
00:38:35Caught you red-handed.
00:38:37Or should I say, heavy-handed.
00:38:54You alright?
00:38:54I don't care that he cheated, I just, I wanted to win.
00:39:00I needed to win, Angie.
00:39:02Jack, it's okay that you got help.
00:39:05I had help, knowing you were out there watching me.
00:39:11That sounded a lot less wimpy in my head.
00:39:13Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower.
00:39:30I can help with him.
00:39:32Look, I got help.
00:39:33Look, I'm not...
00:39:33Look.
00:39:44Hey Jack!
00:39:44Did you see the look on your face when I saved your ass?
00:39:46It's fucking priceless, man.
00:39:47Uh, I know Andre got disqualified, but uh, there's still a participation trophy if you still want to...
00:39:53You don't want to...
00:39:56Jack?
00:40:08Alright, Andrew. Show me what you got. Come on.
00:40:23That was great. Really, just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution.
00:40:29Come on, I'll talk.
00:40:30That's uncalled for, man.
00:40:31You wanted to teach her street fighting, right?
00:40:33Yet you're taking it easy with kid gloves. I wonder why.
00:40:37Why don't you try that on me?
00:40:42Alright, let's go.
00:40:43Here we go. Come on, hey.
00:40:46Are you serious?
00:40:48No, I'm okay, I'm okay.
00:40:50Sorry, did I take it too far?
00:40:52Because, uh, Vic won't use restraint. If I'm not mistaken.
00:40:57I want to try again.
00:40:58No, it's alright. It's...
00:41:00Relax.
00:41:02Boys! In my office!
00:41:12Call came in this morning. Your next match, Arizona.
00:41:16Wait, what are you saying?
00:41:17You two are gonna road trip together. Just the two of you.
00:41:21Let me get this straight. This dullard attacks me earlier. And now, I gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours? How can this day get any better?
00:41:31Your cheap-ass booked a room with only one bed?
00:41:35This is comfy.
00:41:43Hey, I was using them.
00:41:45I was using them.
00:41:46Yeah, well, someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed, so I gotta build a pillow border.
00:41:50They're called fashion briefs. You classless dullard.
00:41:54Stop calling me a duck.
00:41:56What?
00:41:57Just go to bed, man.
00:41:58Okay, look.
00:42:07Clearly you're angry at me, or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that.
00:42:10So why don't you just tell me what's going on, because we've been traveling all day, I've got a match in the morning, and I want to get some sleep.
00:42:15I saw you and Angie in the shower together after your last match.
00:42:19Wait, what? That's why you're mad?
00:42:22We made a pact, man. No one dates Angie until the tournament's over.
00:42:26You hurt Angie to get back at me.
00:42:31You ungrateful snake. You only slept there because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass.
00:42:35I've loved Angie since we were kids! You wouldn't know anything about that!
00:42:50Oh, God!
00:42:54I wouldn't know what love is.
00:42:56Your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around.
00:42:59I'm gonna kill you!
00:43:05Hey! You!
00:43:07Police! Open up!
00:43:10Police! Open up!
00:43:15Hey, officer.
00:43:17You two alright in there?
00:43:18Yeah. We're both great. We're doing good.
00:43:21Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of domestic situation?
00:43:26Ah, yeah. Um, yeah, we're both straight guys, so, you know, nothing's going on here.
00:43:31He did this to me because I refuse to be a little spoon officer.
00:43:34What? What?
00:43:36I just, I said I needed to shower and brush my teeth.
00:43:38No! That's not...
00:43:41True.
00:43:49This bed, it's so uncomfortable.
00:43:53Man, I can't believe I had to stay here all night.
00:43:56Would you shut up, crazy guy!
00:44:01Your mind goblins aren't real!
00:44:03My damn.
00:44:05Some of us have places to be in the morning!
00:44:07Jack, that's not scared.
00:44:08Finally.
00:44:17Some peace and quiet.
00:44:21Rise and shine, Jack!
00:44:22You're free to go!
00:44:23Sleep would've been nice.
00:44:24Ooh!
00:44:26Off to a real star for young hopeful, Jack Hurts!
00:44:27Keep your head up, Jack.
00:44:28Sorry, Angie.
00:44:29Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all.
00:44:34Oh...
00:44:35Ugh!
00:44:36Ugh!
00:44:38You're free to lose.
00:44:40You're free to go!
00:44:41Awww!
00:44:42Sorry Angie. Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all.
00:45:06Angie.
00:45:07What the hell is wrong with you?
00:45:09What's wrong with me?
00:45:10I told you I cared for you and you go fuck that idiot.
00:45:13That had nothing to do with you.
00:45:16Oh really?
00:45:18Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:45:22Jack is not just some random janitor.
00:45:24I've known him my whole life.
00:45:26We both have.
00:45:28Of course you're just so self-centered.
00:45:30You totally forgot him.
00:45:32I just met the guy a few weeks ago.
00:45:34Jack grew up as a homeless orphan Paxton.
00:45:40He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much.
00:45:46You don't even see him.
00:45:50He just wants to be seen.
00:45:52This is amazing folks.
00:45:53I've never seen anything like it.
00:45:54I don't know if I have some old vendetta.
00:45:55As promised.
00:45:56Supernatural force.
00:45:57Watered by sheer force of will.
00:45:58But no matter how many times this rookie gets knocked down.
00:45:59He just could get backed up.
00:46:00It's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down.
00:46:02You can do it Jack.
00:46:03You can outlast him.
00:46:04You can do it Jack.
00:46:05You can outlast him.
00:46:06You can do it Jack.
00:46:07You can outlast him.
00:46:08You can do it Jack.
00:46:09You can outlast him.
00:46:10You can do it Jack.
00:46:11You can outlast him.
00:46:13You can do it Jack.
00:46:14You can do it Jack.
00:46:15You can outlast him.
00:46:29You can do it Jack.
00:46:30You can outlast him.
00:46:31You can do it Jack.
00:46:32You can outlast him.
00:46:33I can't believe it.
00:46:34Jack has won without letting a stand up himself.
00:46:37I can't believe it Jack has won without letting a stand up himself.
00:46:54You can outlast him.
00:46:55You can outlast him.
00:46:56You can outlast him.
00:46:57You can outlast him.
00:46:58You can outlast him.
00:46:59You can outlast him.
00:47:00You can outlast him.
00:47:01You can outlast him.
00:47:02Jack just, Jack just won.
00:47:04Sounds like you've finally seen us.
00:47:05Now can you get back to the real reason I called?
00:47:09Yeah, yeah.
00:47:10What's the real reason you called?
00:47:11Oh, there's nothing.
00:47:12Just Vic broke in here and attacked me in my home.
00:47:17But he what?
00:47:20Yeah.
00:47:21Tacked me in my home.
00:47:22Okay, though, I took care of it. Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.
00:47:26Wait, what do you mean?
00:47:28Oh, I got him gagged and hog-tied on my living room floor.
00:47:31Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.
00:47:39What do you have to see for yourself, Buster?
00:47:42Who said that I came alone, huh?
00:47:52Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady.
00:48:02Hello? Angie? Angie!
00:48:07Angie, where are you?
00:48:08I'll check upstairs.
00:48:14Paxton! Paxton!
00:48:17What? What happened?
00:48:18I don't know.
00:48:19What does it say?
00:48:21If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.
00:48:24Just you two, alone.
00:48:28Hey, Jack, wait up!
00:48:29Don't follow me!
00:48:30Dude, you're walking into a trap.
00:48:31I don't care. Angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her.
00:48:34It's both our jobs.
00:48:43Well, if it ain't the soft brain maid and his big bossy bottom.
00:48:47Where's Angie?
00:48:48She's safe.
00:48:49We're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?
00:48:52You beat all of us.
00:48:54All three of yous?
00:48:55You can go on your merry way.
00:48:57Enlighten me.
00:48:58What if we lose?
00:49:00I should say...
00:49:03What happens in Fight Club,
00:49:05dies in Fight Club.
00:49:07Get him.
00:49:08You remember me?
00:49:09Nope.
00:49:10I'll handle this.
00:49:11Why do yous have to be so difficult?
00:49:12There.
00:49:13Two for Ichi.
00:49:14Don't really have a choice in this, do I?
00:49:15I don't care.
00:49:16Just stay out of my freaking way.
00:49:17What's going on out there?
00:49:18I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now, but if we have any chance of beating these guys, we'll have to stick together.
00:49:23Fine.
00:49:24But I'm still not that way yet.
00:49:25I know we're not gonna have to be like a triple card,
00:49:32No!
00:49:33I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now, but if we have any chance of beating these guys, we'll have to stick together.
00:49:35Fine.
00:49:36But I'm still not that way yet.
00:49:37I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now, but if we have any chance of beating these guys, we'll have to stick together.
00:49:44Fine, but I'm still not that way yet.
00:50:05These guys are unstoppable.
00:50:06Believe it, creep.
00:50:12Wow.
00:50:13What a team.
00:50:14That fight?
00:50:16You're a beauty.
00:50:17It's too bad.
00:50:22You wanna know why?
00:50:23Because it's gonna be your last.
00:50:24Might as well save us the effort.
00:50:26Hand Angie over now.
00:50:27You pissed off the two best fighters in the world.
00:50:33Dude, I had cake for lunch.
00:50:35Dude, take off your shirt.
00:50:36Fine.
00:50:38Together, we can't lose.
00:50:41It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat that they didn't even tie my hands.
00:50:56That does give me an idea.
00:50:58What are you into?
00:50:59Huh?
00:51:00Big man like you.
00:51:02Strong hands.
00:51:03Thick fingers.
00:51:04But you know just how to get a girl away.
00:51:05I didn't say you could speak.
00:51:06Oh, come on.
00:51:07Don't be a prude.
00:51:08What do you like to do in bed?
00:51:09Come on.
00:51:10You can tell mommy.
00:51:11Why do you want to know?
00:51:12Why don't you come over here and put me in my place?
00:51:13You know what I think?
00:51:14I think you're not man enough.
00:51:15Say that again.
00:51:16Let's do this bitch.
00:51:17Arizona strategy, agreed?
00:51:18Let's wear them down.
00:51:19Let's get it.
00:51:20Let's do this bitch.
00:51:21Let's get it.
00:51:22Let's do this bitch.
00:51:23You know what I think?
00:51:24I think you're not man enough.
00:51:26Say that again.
00:51:28Let's do this bitch.
00:51:29Arizona strategy, agreed?
00:51:30Let's wear them down.
00:51:31Let's get it.
00:51:33Let's do this bitch.
00:51:39Let's get it.
00:51:44Let's do this bitch.
00:51:49This is for some new heels.
00:52:09Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:52:15Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:52:17Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:52:19Why don't we make them come to us?
00:52:21Hey shitballs! I escaped!
00:52:35Alright, alright.
00:52:39They're not so bad either.
00:52:41Come on.
00:52:43Man.
00:52:49I'm sober.
00:52:51Man, I don't get it.
00:52:52Does she like me or does she like you?
00:52:54Let's figure it out later, man.
00:52:55We can both use some sleep.
00:52:57Man, you have no idea.
00:52:59Tell me about it.
00:53:03Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:53:05Hey ma, call the tournament rules committee.
00:53:11Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:53:15You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:53:29It's crazy.
00:53:31Still haven't forgiven you for Arizona, you know.
00:53:33And we're gonna settle our beef in the final round of the tournament.
00:53:36Looking forward to it.
00:53:37Boys!
00:53:38In my office!
00:53:40Now!
00:53:46I'm ruined.
00:53:48Everything I've worked for, no one's gonna invest in this gym now.
00:53:52What are you talking about, Intel?
00:53:53Your fight with Vic went viral.
00:53:56And the committee saw it.
00:53:57They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:54:01What?
00:54:02Wait, what are you talking about?
00:54:03The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.
00:54:07They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:54:11I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.
00:54:14Who knew?
00:54:16So that's it.
00:54:17We're disqualified then.
00:54:18Oh no.
00:54:19Just one of you.
00:54:21The other one gets to continue on to the finals.
00:54:23And they said I gotta choose.
00:54:26Choose?
00:54:27Wait, wait.
00:54:28You're picking me, right?
00:54:29I ain't decided that yet.
00:54:30Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.
00:54:33I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:54:35Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.
00:54:37Oh my God.
00:54:38Get over yourself, man.
00:54:39Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:54:40But Jack, come on.
00:54:41If anyone deserves this thing...
00:54:43Play me for it then.
00:54:44Oh, you're scared now, buddy.
00:54:45Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:54:46Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:54:47Oh, that's perfect.
00:54:49A fight.
00:54:50The rules committee, they think you two aren't for real rivals.
00:54:54Why not give them a show, huh?
00:54:56We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.
00:55:00I'm gonna start arranging the details.
00:55:02You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.
00:55:05You can't be serious right now.
00:55:07Serious is a heart attack.
00:55:09If you two don't fight, I'm gonna lose everything I've built here.
00:55:12So, for the one who comes out of the ring the winner, glad to have you.
00:55:16But for the loser, sorry, you gotta leave this gym for good.
00:55:21It's the only way, Paxton.
00:55:26This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:55:28To ruin my life?
00:55:29You know what?
00:55:30Why wait for the fight?
00:55:31Let's settle this right here, right now.
00:55:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:55:34What is that?
00:55:35Stop!
00:55:36Angie, we need to settle this right here.
00:55:39Which one of us do you want?
00:55:41Where is this coming from?
00:55:42You know what?
00:55:43I wanna know too.
00:55:44Okay, you kissed him at the banquet and we made love in the showers at the arena.
00:55:47Is this for real?
00:55:48Are we for real?
00:55:49If you have to ask, you are still a big dumb idiot.
00:55:53And you are too.
00:55:56This drama isn't about me and it never was.
00:55:59The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.
00:56:03Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.
00:56:17Two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making.
00:56:25In one corner, a golden boy champ with a God-given mandate of heaven.
00:56:32Inches away from the title he was born to claim.
00:56:36Versus trash-born rookie underdog whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.
00:56:42This is one for the history books.
00:56:45Man, you're gonna wanna watch this.
00:56:47You are gonna watch this live.
00:56:53You know, there was this homeless orphan kid I found living in an alley behind my school growing up.
00:57:00He always wanted to hang out with me.
00:57:02For some reason, it really got under my skin.
00:57:05He wasn't afraid of me.
00:57:07He had nothing to lose.
00:57:09Probably remembered, huh?
00:57:15Look, man.
00:57:16Let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.
00:57:19We'll exchange some blows.
00:57:21Spit out some blood.
00:57:23Make things real dramatic.
00:57:25And in the second half, you throw the match.
00:57:28What?
00:57:30I need you to throw it, man.
00:57:32I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title.
00:57:34I mean, all my parents' investments, all my best years would be for nothing.
00:57:37If I get disqualified, that's it, man.
00:57:39Come on, help me out here.
00:57:40No, no.
00:57:41I'm not gonna do that.
00:57:42I'm not throwing the fight.
00:57:43Dude, you don't even want this.
00:57:45You haven't worked half as hard for-
00:57:46Yet, I'm better.
00:57:47I'm better.
00:57:48And I'm gonna prove today that I'm better, too.
00:57:50You wanna beat me in a fight?
00:57:52Fine.
00:57:53We'll have that fight some other day in some other arena.
00:57:56But today is do or die.
00:57:57There are people watching out there, man.
00:57:59Today means something.
00:58:00You don't understand, man.
00:58:01That's exactly why I need to do it.
00:58:03To prove that I can.
00:58:05Wow.
00:58:06After everything we've been through, you still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:58:10Why?
00:58:11Before I hated you, all I ever wanted was to be your friend.
00:58:16You just always made me feel like I deserved to be alone.
00:58:20And now I'm gonna make sure you know how it feels.
00:58:24I'm gonna beat you.
00:58:26Boys, what are you still doing back here?
00:58:29That fight's about to start.
00:58:37Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
00:58:54I'm gonna fucking kill him!
00:58:58I want a clean fight.
00:58:59Why don't you tell that to Paxton?
00:59:01He's the one prone to cheap shots.
00:59:02Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:59:04Ain't that what you told Angie?
00:59:05Alright, alright.
00:59:07And...
00:59:10Fight!
00:59:19Wow.
00:59:20That's a lot of yours.
00:59:21I thought you weren't gonna come.
00:59:22Gonna bring myself to miss it.
00:59:36You better give up now!
00:59:37It's only gonna get worse from here!
00:59:46Hey!
00:59:47I told you two I want a clean fight!
00:59:52Hey!
00:59:53I'm watching you two!
00:59:54I'm okay.
00:59:55I'm okay.
00:59:56I'm okay.
00:59:57I'm okay.
01:00:02He's never gonna give up, is he?
01:00:04He needs this too damn badly.
01:00:06He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
01:00:09He just wants to be seen.
01:00:11Do I need to win that badly?
01:00:14Here, take this whistle.
01:00:15I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
01:00:16What are you doing?
01:00:17Leaving?
01:00:18Some asshole's posting a illegal gambling site in a chat and I think I know who.
01:00:29So?
01:00:30So I'm gonna call Paxton's old man.
01:00:31I'm gonna find out who's taking my money!
01:00:33Stay here and announce the fight.
01:00:39Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:00:42Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment.
01:00:46But anything could change as the fight has only just begun.
01:00:49These fucking guys, huh?
01:00:51I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.
01:00:55It don't matter, mama, okay?
01:00:56All the money comes to the family.
01:00:58You know what they say?
01:00:59The house always wins.
01:01:02I should've known you two, Chuck, or fucks were related.
01:01:06Enzo!
01:01:08Enzo?
01:01:09What are you doing in our house?
01:01:10I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:01:14If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:01:19Why isn't he blocking?
01:01:34It's like he's giving up.
01:01:40Something just happened!
01:01:42Paxton is down!
01:01:43He seems injured!
01:01:49What the hell, Paxton?
01:01:54Why don't you block me?
01:01:57Dude, I'm throwing, stupid.
01:01:59You need this more than I do.
01:02:00Will you get up, you asshole?
01:02:01You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:02:03Dude, this is for real, man.
01:02:05I just don't want it anymore, alright?
01:02:07It's cool.
01:02:08Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:02:11Ow!
01:02:12Ow!
01:02:13Ow!
01:02:14My ankle!
01:02:15I'm done!
01:02:16My ankle!
01:02:17What are you doing?
01:02:18Get up!
01:02:19I can beat your ass some other day.
01:02:20I'm gonna prove that I'm better than you, even at losing.
01:02:21What?
01:02:22Oh, God!
01:02:23Oh, God!
01:02:24I'm done!
01:02:25I lost!
01:02:26Oh, my stomach!
01:02:27Oh, no!
01:02:28Jack's the winner!
01:02:29Ow!
01:02:30I lost!
01:02:31Ah!
01:02:32Ah!
01:02:33Ah!
01:02:34Ah!
01:02:35I lost!
01:02:36Ah!
01:02:37You win!
01:02:38Come on, I mean, that's enough!
01:02:39No, I'm definitely, definitely the loser.
01:02:41Ah!
01:02:42Ah!
01:02:43Ah!
01:02:44Ah!
01:02:45It's a draw!
01:02:46Ah!
01:02:47Ah!
01:02:48Ah!
01:02:49Ah!
01:02:50Ah!
01:02:51Ah!
01:02:52Ah!
01:02:53Ah!
01:02:54Ah!
01:02:55Ah!
01:02:56Ah!
01:02:57Ah!
01:02:58That was amazing. What the hell was that?
01:03:02I don't even know. I guess we...
01:03:06Who cares?
01:03:08Good news!
01:03:10The gym is rich again.
01:03:14Vic's parents, they agreed to invest. You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:03:20Dad, don't do that. Just send them to jail.
01:03:24But honey, it's money!
01:03:28Okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us? You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:03:35Not as individual fighters, but you made us so much money!
01:03:40I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:03:44A team?
01:03:46Yeah, at the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.
01:03:50What's seven more continents, right?
01:03:52So long as this hope agrees.
01:03:54What do you say, Jackie boy?
01:03:56Great form, Becca!
01:04:08Thanks, Angie. I had a great teacher.
01:04:10Alright, that is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.
01:04:14I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high-hill can be when used as a weapon.
01:04:24Hey, future wife.
01:04:26Hey.
01:04:28How's class going?
01:04:30Really great.
01:04:32Cool.
01:04:33Speaking of, looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:04:36Let him have his fun.
01:04:38Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:04:42The world championship fighters tonight.
01:04:44Come on, let's go!
01:04:58Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:05:01Come on!
01:05:02Come on!
01:05:03Still gotta win, man.
01:05:04Dude!
01:05:05Has there ever been a doubt?
01:05:06Come on.
01:05:07Speaking of doubts.
01:05:09How you feeling about the briefs?
01:05:11Come on, let me straight.
01:05:12Nah, I don't know, man.
01:05:14I still don't like them, but...
01:05:16They protect the little guys, so...
01:05:17They protect the little guys!
01:05:18I get it.
01:05:19I get it.
01:05:20I get it.
01:05:21Ah, dude.
01:05:24Man.
01:05:26I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:05:27Me too.
01:05:28Me too.
01:05:29Ready yourselves for the main event, folks!
01:05:31Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World Championship Finals!
01:05:40You ready?
01:05:42I was born ready.
01:05:45Let's go!
01:05:46Ladies and gentlemen!
01:05:47You know them!
01:05:48You love them!
01:05:49Give it up for your Jack Janitor and golden boy!
01:05:53Jack Kurtz and Daxton Whitlock!
01:05:57Woo!
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