00:30Ranch Steakhouse, and I've grown to love it like the daughter we wished Evan had been.
00:34This is why we left our family and friends.
00:37Exactly.
00:37This is why we left everything we know to come to a place where we know nothing and where the humidity is not good for my hair.
00:44This is my mom. My dad's American dream was her nightmare.
00:47Where are all the customers? There is hardly anyone here, and that table is only drinking water.
00:52Hey, why you not drink beer?
00:54Me? My American dream was to fit in.
00:57Why do all your shirts have black men on there?
00:59It's notorious B.I.G.
01:00You're in a B.I.G.?
01:01Yeah, man.
01:01Come sit with us.
01:02Oh, what is this?
01:03It's Chinese food.
01:04Get it out of here.
01:05Ying Ming's eating worms.
01:07I need white people lunch.
01:10What is this store so excited about?
01:13If we get separated, try and join a white family.
01:17You will be safe there until I can find you.
01:20I miss the Taiwanese markets back in D.C.
01:22They make me feel so calm.
01:33Tortilla chip?
01:34Free sample.
01:34This is free.
01:35Okay.
01:40Coming to ABC.
01:41We are shooting our local commercial.
01:44The Buddha was ready for blocking.
01:47All you care about is the stupid restaurant.
01:50You say it was doing well.
01:51It's not doing well.
01:52And so I am worried about money.
01:54And look at my hair.
01:56My hair is terrible.
01:58A new family comedy.
02:00I want to go back to D.C.
02:01We are here now.
02:02We have to make the best of it.
02:03You think I like pretending Samantha isn't carrying a baggie of dog poops in her hand?
02:08No, I don't like this.
02:11We all see the poops there.
02:12It's rolling around.
02:14Based on the memoir of celebrity chef Eddie Wong.
02:17You're the one at the bottom now.
02:18No, I'm not.
02:19Here you are.
02:20It's my turn.
02:21Shoot.
02:25Your son unleashed a stream of obscenities that I've never heard before.
02:28And I grew up in Boston.
02:30The story of one family's search for the American dream.
02:33Us coming to this new place is going to make us all stronger.
02:36If you try to suspend our son, we will sue everyone in this school.
02:41Excuse me?
02:41It's the American way, right?
02:43You know about that.
02:45Fresh off the boat.
02:48Oh, I have a coupon for you.
02:52Oh, yes.
02:53It's a restaurant called Cattleman's Ranch.
02:55Special.
02:55You get a free onion blossom with the purchase of any entree, but you have to buy a drink.
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