00:00I don't have a better way to say this, but life just got in the way of me killing myself.
00:06Give me an example.
00:07I got a promotion.
00:08Ooh, look at you internally communicating.
00:12My best friend Campbell moved in.
00:13That's good, right?
00:15Life kept you alive.
00:21Turns out there's a reason why I can't get out of bed.
00:24It is not just because I'm a lazy loser!
00:27This is also a medical diagnosis.
00:30Women really can have everything.
00:33Amen!
00:36Several months ago, I did a performance, and I brought back one of my old characters, Pat.
00:42Pat, yes, how fun!
00:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:49After years of searching and endless hours of therapy, where can I be?
00:58Where am I okay?
01:01Chris dumped me.
01:02He said I was a lot.
01:04And he's not wrong.
01:06I'm worried about you, Abby.
01:08Really?
01:08That's a first.
01:09How does a dog suffocate in a bag of rice cakes?
01:22Her dad gets so embarrassed.
01:26I think I'm ready to accept the fact that I have no one to blame for my lack of coping mechanisms.
01:33I'm concentrating on how to move forward and change my life for the better.
01:37This is still kind of fun, right?
01:42Kind of.
01:43I'm proactive.
01:44It's been a show.
01:44Have a great day.
01:44Bye-bye.
01:47Bye-bye.
01:49Yeah, bye-bye.
01:51Bye-bye.
01:53Bye-bye.
02:00Bye-bye.
02:04Bye-bye.
02:11Bye-bye.
02:11Bye-bye.
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