Pluribus - Season 1 Episode 3 #movies #drama #hotdramas #turkish #english #french #tvseries #romantic #spanish
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01:00We use over 300 tons of ice to create the hotel, and guests are surprised to know how much snow. Over 10,000 tons.
01:09Wow, that's a lot.
01:10Luckily, Norway has plenty of snow and ice.
01:16These blocks were created by carefully smoothing the ice on our river as it freezes, then harvesting it for storage in a nearby cave.
01:26Everything we see melts in summer.
01:32And we have different artists and artisans help us build again each year, so every stay is truly once in a lifetime.
01:39And here we have your room.
01:45The koi suite.
01:46Wow.
01:53Oh, it's frisk.
01:55Our guest suites are slightly warmer than the rest of the hotel.
01:59About three degrees below zero.
02:01Not too, too cold.
02:04It's quite invigorating when you're used to it.
02:06As we say, you will feel some plummen i egg, like a yoke in an egg.
02:14Okay, that's adorable.
02:15Some plummen i eggen?
02:18That's very good.
02:19These fish were hand-carved by famous Norwegian ice sculptor Anna Szegesta Rüd.
02:26He won the Boreal Forest Prize at the Harbin Ice Sculpting Competition last year.
02:30Beautiful. Isn't that beautiful?
02:31The bed is made of ice?
02:33Yes, isn't that charming?
02:34And I highly recommend trying our complimentary house brandy.
02:38The bed is made of ice.
02:39It is distilled locally from ice wine, and I assure you it is quite special.
02:44Ice.
02:45Helen, we are sleeping on an ice bed.
02:48I could have saved that hundred grand and frozen my eggs right here, jokes and all.
02:52Now, one more thing.
02:53Your bathrooms are around the corner, in the hall to your left, and if you keep going in that direction, you get to our hot tub deck, which is always open.
03:02As I'm sure you've noticed, the sky is quite wonderful this time of year.
03:06Anything else you need, please do not hesitate to let me know.
03:10Thank you, Bjorn.
03:12Oh, thank you very much.
03:14I hope you both have an enjoyable stay.
03:16Good night.
03:18Excellent.
03:19Good night to you also.
03:20Okay.
03:20This is amazing.
03:32How did I not realize that the bed would be made of ice?
03:36We just flew 16 hours to get frozen like Walt Disney.
03:39Walt Disney wasn't frozen.
03:40That's a myth.
03:41And look at this place.
03:42It was worth the trip.
03:45I mean, do we absolutely have to go every wacky place Rick Steves recommends?
03:50I mean, would it be so bad to stay somewhere that's not an experience, but just a really nice hotel?
03:57Can't it be both?
03:59Doesn't it feel kind of nice?
04:01My skin feels so awake.
04:04Oh my God, seriously?
04:08Who knew?
04:09Hela's in Norway.
04:10Oh, come on.
04:11This is completely your bag.
04:12You love feeling bad.
04:16What are you doing over there?
04:20Looking for your cell phone.
04:22Val should have numbers by now.
04:23Oh, I already talked about the airport.
04:25Come over here.
04:26Get under these blankets.
04:27You talked about?
04:29What'd she say?
04:34It's on the list.
04:37Congratulations.
04:38Good.
04:39Great.
04:40Yeah.
04:40Now come over here.
04:41Have some brandy.
04:42It's so good.
04:44Where on the list?
04:45Oh, stop it.
04:46It's a bestseller.
04:48I know.
04:48I'm just curious where.
04:50Top 20.
04:52Top 20?
04:53Yeah.
04:54But like closer to 11 or closer to 20?
04:57You're impossible.
04:59You're the most impossible bestselling author I know.
05:03Come over here.
05:04Why?
05:05Just come here.
05:07Look at this.
05:10That is amazing.
05:15Oh, God.
05:16I always wanted to see it.
05:17One time in Canada I came close,
05:19but this is so much better than I ever imagined.
05:25Kind of looks like a screensaver.
05:26Oh, God.
05:26Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:28Sit.
05:32There you go.
05:33There.
05:34Isn't that warmer?
05:36Warmer than what?
05:39You can almost hear it.
05:41Can't you?
05:45Oh, it's turning purple.
05:46Oh, look at that.
05:54Guess what?
05:56Sitting on a block of ice makes you feel like you have to pee.
05:59Okay.
06:00So pee.
06:01Yeah, but is the toilet going to be made out of ice?
06:04What if I stick to it?
06:04Here, don't pee, but shh.
06:06Oh, it's coming.
06:06You know, I'm trying.
06:13Okay.
06:14Oh, shit.
06:16Okay.
06:17Oh, shit.
06:17Oh, shit.
06:17Okay.
06:17Okay.
06:18Oh, shit.
06:18Oh, shit.
06:19Okay.
07:20We'll move about the cabin, Carol.
07:21May we get you anything?
07:50Nope.
07:51Uh, who's flying today?
07:54Carol, on the flight deck is Captain John McConnell, and also First Officer Tom Deegan.
07:59These individuals have a combined 51,619 hours of flight time.
08:04And between the two of them, they've piloted every variant of this capable and trustworthy
08:08Airbus A330 aircraft.
08:10You're in good hands.
08:12That's weirder than the gal from TGI Fridays.
08:16You doing this because she freaked me out?
08:18Uh, that's an affirmative, Carol.
08:20Please stop that.
08:22It's much more spacious up in first class.
08:25Sure you want to be more comfortable there?
08:26It has lie-flat seats.
08:28You could get some rest.
08:29I'm fine when I'm out.
08:33Back in Spain, that was all the English speakers, right?
08:57Anyone with conversational ability, yes.
09:00Tell me about the non-English speakers.
09:01Certainly.
09:02What would you like to know?
09:03Anything.
09:04Everything.
09:05Well, let's see.
09:07There's Bora Kolak, a 60-year-old candy vendor in Istanbul.
09:10He speaks Turkish and loves cats.
09:13In Bali, there's Aida Udui, 23, speaks Indonesian and Balinese.
09:18She's a contortionist and a dancer.
09:20Performs the barong, the lagong, jibog.
09:23It's all quite exquisite.
09:24I'm sure.
09:24Keep going.
09:25Sidona Meles in Sardinia is a fisherman.
09:28Or he was, but he's 89 and retired.
09:32There's Mary Cook Siacantola.
09:34Lives in Masaru, Lesotho.
09:35What does she do?
09:37Her family raises Basaru Ponius, but she's only eight years old.
09:40She hasn't decided on the profession.
09:42Next.
09:44Abdul Karim Al-Shari lives in Aiden, Yemen.
09:46He's a 37-year-old muezzin.
09:49Muezzin, that's a...
09:50What is that?
09:52He sings a call to prayer.
09:54He has a powerful tenor voice.
09:56He also loves cats.
09:59Okay.
10:01But are there any medical doctors, any scientists or an expert of some kind?
10:07Oh, yes.
10:08According to Time Out Magazine, Takeoki Tanaka Nosaka makes the best uro noodles in the entire Keihanshin.
10:14That's not what I meant.
10:15Nope.
10:16All right.
10:17That makes, what, um, six.
10:21So you didn't say anything about the guy from, uh, where was it?
10:26Uh, Paraguay.
10:27What about him?
10:28Uh, his name is Manuso Zoviedo.
10:30We weren't aware of him for the first 33 hours.
10:32He manages a self-storage facility in Asuncion.
10:36So far, he hasn't really communicated with us.
10:40Ha.
10:43I want to talk to him.
10:44He only speaks Spanish and a bit of Guarani.
10:47Do you want us to translate for you?
10:49No.
10:50I'll manage.
10:51First thing, once I get home.
10:55We could try him right now, if you like.
10:57Okay.
10:57He's been a bit reluctant to get in contact.
11:15Try it again.
11:34Uh, hola, senor?
11:56I think we got, uh, cut off or something.
12:04Try it again.
12:05Hola, yo soy Carol Sturka.
12:25Uh, estoy de los, um, United States.
12:27The best I am, Max, is an empathic with putas.
12:32But.
12:35Get him back.
12:39Get him back.
12:56We're sorry, Carol.
13:02We don't think it was personal.
13:05We don't think it was personal.
13:10You're sorry.
13:16You're sorry.
13:17You're sorry.
13:18You're sorry.
13:19You're sorry.
13:19You're sorry.
13:20I'm sorry.
13:21You're sorry.
13:22Hi, Carol.
13:39Really, please let us know if there's...
13:41Carol, one second.
13:46We have something for you.
13:52We gathered all the mail that was in transit for you.
13:59We think you're really gonna like what's in the box.
14:11Anything else we can do for you, just let us know.
14:22All right.
14:23All right.
14:32All right.
15:38Hi, Carol. What can we do for you?
15:56What exactly do you know about what's in this box in my mail?
16:00Helen ordered it for you. You'd been so stressed out on the tour. You tried one in the Atlanta
16:06airport, but you said it was too expensive, so Helen bought one online.
16:11Did she?
16:11She thought it would make a nice gift to celebrate the end of the tour. A homecoming present.
16:21Carol?
16:22Okay. Here's what's going to happen. You're going to forget everything you know about Helen.
16:31Every memory, every thought she ever had. Get her out of your head. Heads.
16:36Carol, we apologize.
16:38Never mention her again. Never think about her again. Only I get to remember her. You got that?
16:43Only me.
16:44Then how come you know he was a big dummy?
17:02Well, there were already three other people in town.
17:08But that's beside the point. One day, I got up the courage to go up to mean old lady Hickenlooper
17:14and ask her why she always frowned. Well, she had been born with no smiling muscles.
17:23I pointed out that a frown is just a smile turned upside down.
17:28So from then on, whenever I'd go by, she'd stand on her head and wave.
17:44What the hell?
18:14Good morning, Carol.
18:41What's with the food?
18:42It's the exact meal you had at that B&B you stayed at in Provincetown. 2012.
18:49Remember? You were there to see the Indigo Girls.
18:51You were very complimentary of the chef that morning. It really stuck with her.
18:56The sorghum flour and the pancakes...
18:57So you took it upon yourself to make me breakfast?
19:01Well, we knew your fridge was pretty bare.
19:03You've only got tonic water, half a carton of oat milk, a jar of green olives, a jar of black olives, a jar of red olives...
19:10I told you Helen was off limits.
19:11Yes, of course, Carol.
19:13So, how the f...
19:14How do you know what is in my fridge?
19:18Teresa from Merry Maids.
19:20You had them clean up just before you got home from the book tour.
19:24Is the food not to your liking?
19:26Would you like us to make you something else instead?
19:28Nope.
19:32I want you to leave me alone.
19:53Shows what you know, fuckers.
19:54It's three quarters of a carton.
19:58I want you to leave me alone.
20:28What the fuck?
20:39What the fuck?
20:58Hello, Carol.
21:05What happened to my sprouts?
21:07Are you the grinch who steals supermarkets?
21:08So sorry.
21:10We're consolidating resources to centralize useful items for distribution.
21:15Food, medicine, anything helpful from stores or businesses or what used to be private homes.
21:20It's just more efficient.
21:23Fine.
21:24Fine.
21:25I get it.
21:26Is there something specific you need?
21:28We can deliver to you anytime, anywhere.
21:30I am not going to call you every time I need something.
21:33I don't want you waiting on me.
21:36I am a very independent person, okay?
21:39I always have been.
21:40I fend for myself.
21:43I just want my sprouts back.
21:45Absolutely.
21:47Will do.
21:48Okay.
21:50Great.
21:53So, what?
21:55Um...
21:56Can we say Friday, maybe?
21:59I just need a rough estimate of when I should come back.
22:03We'll be there in a moment.
22:05Okay.
22:05We'll be there in a moment.
22:29We'll be there in a moment.
22:59We'll be there in a moment.
23:29We'll be there in a moment.
23:59Carol, may we sneak past you here?
24:04We'll be there in a moment.
25:06All set, Carol.
25:16Call us if there's...
25:17Something you want that's not here.
25:18We'll get a...
25:19T-Tit Sweep.
25:36We'll get you.
26:06There were some druid priests who were in town for the opening of Stonehenge Land.
26:13And they said they could stop it if they could sacrifice the town's dumbest virgin.
26:19Well, I don't know why I raised my hand.
26:26Damn it.
26:33Thanks.
26:34Thanks.
26:35Thanks.
26:40You have got to be fucking kidding me.
27:07Hello, Carol.
27:25So sorry to startle you.
27:27We didn't mean to do that.
27:28Why are you turning off the lights?
27:29Yes, we know.
27:30It was a mistake.
27:32We had a little problem isolating your branch circuit.
27:35But they're back on now, right?
27:36The lights at the house?
27:37Yes.
27:37Okay.
27:37Why are you turning them off everywhere else?
27:40For conservation.
27:41Just the ones that aren't necessary, which are, well, most of them.
27:45What?
27:46Lights aren't necessary for you guys?
27:47You just see in the dark?
27:48Oh, no.
27:49Not at all.
27:50It's just that there's no crime to prevent.
27:52And we're not working at night.
27:54Except for essential operations.
27:56Water treatment, hospitals, things like that.
27:58Right.
27:58So it's more of your efficiency.
28:00Yes.
28:01You donated twice to the Sierra Club.
28:03So we felt you'd understand.
28:05If you'd like, we'd be happy to restore the rest of the lights.
28:08Screw it.
28:08Leave them off.
28:09Who gives a shit?
28:10Carol, is there anything we could do to cheer you up?
28:13Cheer me up?
28:14Why?
28:15I'm fine.
28:17I'm so happy.
28:19There is nothing wrong with me that a fucking hand grenade wouldn't fix.
28:22You got one of those?
28:23Because I think that would be the perfect topper for the greatest week in human history.
28:26I think that would be the perfect topper for the greatest week in human history.
28:56I think that would be the perfect topper for the greatest week in human history.
29:26It must have just been the excitement of the moment.
29:29But they said the only way to prevent the eruption was for me to crawl through their legs up the volcano while they gave me my birthday wax.
29:36Well, and you're not going to believe this.
29:41It's nine months.
29:41It's nine months.
29:42It's nine months.
29:43It's nine months.
29:45All right.
29:47It's five months.
29:59Yeah?
30:17Hi. Sorry it took so long.
30:23A hand grenade?
30:24Yes. We thought you were probably being sarcastic, but we didn't want to take the chance.
30:32Were you being sarcastic?
30:38Right. Of course you were.
30:40Do you want us to take... you know what? We're just gonna... we'll get rid of it.
30:49Feel better, Carol.
30:54Hey, do you maniacs drink?
31:00It's okay.
31:01You can bring the hand grenade.
31:04Does the whole world get drunk when you drink? Like, does some six-year-old in Sri Lanka slur his words when you knock him back?
31:13No, it doesn't work like that.
31:14Hmm.
31:15How do you say cheers in Sanskrit?
31:16Shuba mustu.
31:17Roughly, it means may everyone be blessed.
31:19Well done.
31:21Shoo-chu.
31:22Shoo-chu.
31:24Shoopy-shoop-shoop.
31:25as words when you're not going back?
31:27No, it doesn't work like that.
31:31How do you say cheers in Sanskrit?
31:33Shuba mustu.
31:34Roughly, it means may everyone be blessed.
31:38Well then.
31:39Shoo-choo.
31:42Shoopy-shoop-shoop.
31:51You know the word vodka is a diminutive of voda,
31:54meaning water?
31:55Very similar to the Latin aqua vitai,
31:59literally water of life.
32:00That becomes a Scandinavian aquavit,
32:03although the drinks are very different.
32:05Fun fact, whiskey has the same root meaning
32:09in Scots Gaelic from Wishka Baha.
32:11You don't, sir.
32:16What gives this particular brand its distinctive smoothness,
32:20it's distilled from both potato and corn.
32:23It is slightly alkaline.
32:25Do you taste that?
32:27Lower shelf alcohol tends to be acidic.
32:30The chief distiller learned the process from his grandfather.
32:32And now you learned it by stealing it out of his brain.
32:34How long do I have left before you turn me into a worker bee?
32:47It's a hard thing to predict.
32:50Scientific advances tend to ebb and flow.
32:51That's not an answer.
32:53How long?
32:56We're working around the clock.
32:58It could be as soon as a couple weeks.
33:00Or it could take months.
33:02Or longer.
33:04That's quite the range for someone who knows everything that there is to know.
33:09Regardless, sooner or later, I'm fucked.
33:17Sorry, Carol.
33:18We have a biological imperative.
33:21You people make no goddamn sense.
33:24Do you know that?
33:25We want to make you happy, you say.
33:28Your life is your own, you say.
33:31An agency.
33:31I've got all this agency.
33:34But, I mean, I guess I have agency just until I don't?
33:41Carol.
33:43If you were walking by a lake and you saw somebody drowning, would you throw them a life preserver?
33:49Of course you would.
33:51You wouldn't think.
33:52You wouldn't wait.
33:53You wouldn't try to get consensus on it.
33:55You'd just throw it.
33:59So now I'm drowning?
34:01You just don't know it.
34:07Well, you people are brainwashed, is what you are.
34:13I mean, what could possibly be so great about this mind meld of yours?
34:19Actually, let me guess.
34:22It's all beautiful scenery.
34:25And you feel nothing but contentment.
34:26Just wave after wave of bliss and peace and everything is perfect.
34:33It's like living inside a postcard every second of every day.
34:38Basically, it's every Rick Steves special ever, right?
34:42That kind of bullshit.
34:43Like you're taking a hike in the woods and there's a warm rain and the trees are so tall you can't even see the tops.
34:52Or you're having coffee on the canals in Amsterdam and it's like you're in a coffee commercial.
34:59Or you're taking a walk at sunset on the most flawless beach in Croatia.
35:05Or you're in Norway above the Arctic Circle.
35:08And the hotel made of ice under a pile of furs.
35:16I told you that Helen was off limits.
35:43You are a bunch of mind fuckers.
35:46Wow, you've got this thing really jammed in there, don't you?
36:02Please, be careful with that.
36:05Right, Link, you would give me a real hand grenade.
36:10Carol, if we may.
36:16It's just a minute.
36:35Please give me a real hand grenade.
36:37We'll call.
36:38Sarah.
36:40You... you gave me...
36:52Oh, sh... oh, sh... shit, fuck.
37:02Uh... oh, fuck.
37:10Uh, okay, I'm gonna go get some help, okay?
37:17It's okay, Carol.
37:19Elvis, come on.
37:40Oh, my God.
37:54May we join you?
38:20We're happy to say Xochitl is doing much better.
38:23There was some blood loss, but no real nerve damage.
38:27She did get a pretty severe concussion that we're going to want to keep an eye on.
38:31She's resting now.
38:34Can we get you a fresh change of clothes?
38:40Carol, your quick thinking really saved the day.
38:47Why would you give me a hand grenade?
38:51You asked for one.
38:53Why not give me a fake one?
38:57Oh, sorry if we got that wrong, Carol.
39:04If I asked right now, would you give me another hand grenade?
39:08Yes.
39:08Even after last night, you would give me another?
39:12Oh, sure.
39:17Okay, what about a bazooka?
39:19And the thing a bazooka shoots a rocket or whatever?
39:24Yes.
39:24All right.
39:28All right.
39:30What about, I don't know, a tank?
39:37Mm-hmm.
39:40What about an atom bomb?
39:43Why would you want one?
39:49To blow shit up?
39:50For kicks?
39:51I mean, does it matter?
39:52You gave me a grenade, for fuck's sake.
39:54It'd be okay to say no at this point.
40:05That would be sane.
40:07Not utterly batshit crazy.
40:10If you truly wanted a nuclear weapon, we would weigh the pros and cons with you.
40:22We would explain that it would be very destructive.
40:25Yes or no?
40:26Ultimately, yes.
40:34Wouldn't necessarily feel good about it.
40:37But we would move heaven and earth to make you happy, Carol.
40:45Would you like an atom bomb?
40:51I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
40:56Okay.
40:58Okay.
40:59Oh, would you like a cup of coffee?
41:03One sugar with oat milk, right?
41:05Maybe a pinch or...
41:06You can go.
41:26Oh, would you like a cup of coffee?
41:27Not too much.
41:28Yeah.
41:29Um, I'm going to have to get back to you on it.
41:42The glass will show thee how the beauty's fair
41:51Thy day'll how thy precious minutes waste
41:59These vacant leaves thy mind's imprint will bear
42:06And oh, this boo-hoo, this cloudy mace, thou taste
42:15The glass will show thee how the beauty's fair
42:45The glass will show thee how the beauty's fair
42:59The glass will show thee how the beauty's fair
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