A Deal With The Hockey Captain
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00:00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:20I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:00:24I crushed since childhood.
00:00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:48I'm sorry.
00:00:52I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:58You just got pucked, Dora.
00:01:06But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:16It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:28Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
00:01:32We love you so much.
00:01:34I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:38Get with Leo, lose my big card.
00:01:48You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:58You idiot.
00:01:59You need to die a virgin.
00:02:01No.
00:02:02If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
00:02:06Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
00:02:11Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:02:14Dora.
00:02:15Can it wait?
00:02:16I'm just, I'm a little busy.
00:02:20Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:27I think we would make a great team.
00:02:30I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:37Oh my god!
00:02:58What did she just say?
00:03:00She's a virgin.
00:03:01L-M-A-O.
00:03:02How sweet.
00:03:07The bleeding little virgin.
00:03:10Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:03:16What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:03:2350.
00:03:24Hey.
00:03:25I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
00:03:27It's funny.
00:03:29Something in the toilet made me think of you.
00:03:31And then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:34I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:39Wait.
00:03:40I totally can.
00:03:43But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:46Cool.
00:03:51Don't have a mustache.
00:03:55I'll just, I'll leave you guys.
00:03:57Go.
00:03:58And this.
00:03:59It's interesting.
00:04:00Women have a choice for her.
00:04:01They can be appealing.
00:04:02Or they can be you.
00:04:03I like this cardigan.
00:04:04So would my great great great great grandmother.
00:04:05Leo's hot.
00:04:06You're not.
00:04:07Leo's rich.
00:04:08Poor.
00:04:09Leo's rich.
00:04:10Leo's rich.
00:04:11Poor.
00:04:12And you're out.
00:04:13Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:15I like this cardigan.
00:04:19So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:04:25Leo's hot.
00:04:27You're not.
00:04:28Leo's rich, poor.
00:04:30We're in, you're out.
00:04:32Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:37Mindy.
00:04:39Know your place, nerd.
00:04:41In the library, put in your nose with the oven, please.
00:04:52You could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:05:11What the hell?
00:05:14I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
00:05:17Up.
00:05:20Did your towel just fall?
00:05:23What?
00:05:24Want to sleep a peek?
00:05:25Oh, come on.
00:05:26It's not that bad.
00:05:27Did your towel just fall?
00:05:44Why?
00:05:45You want to sleep at Pete?
00:05:50Oh, come on.
00:05:51It's not that bad.
00:05:53I just told Leo that I was in love with him, but Mindy was there.
00:05:56So now the whole school is going to know that I'm a virgin.
00:05:59Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:06:03Come on.
00:06:04I know you're in there, virgin.
00:06:06I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:06:22Oh, Troy.
00:06:23No virgins here.
00:06:26But you already knew that, right?
00:06:30Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:06:43Oh, not so fast.
00:06:46You are the ignorer.
00:06:47I saved you.
00:06:49Now you won't.
00:06:51Big time.
00:06:56No way.
00:06:57Guys like you only want one thing.
00:07:00Such a nice.
00:07:01Help passing math.
00:07:05Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff,
00:07:10but it's got to be kept real secret.
00:07:11If you got a virus from the porn site, that's your own problem.
00:07:15No, no.
00:07:16Some stranger's putting money into my account, and I'm worried they're setting me up to make
00:07:19it look like I'm throwing games.
00:07:22Match fixing?
00:07:24That also sounds super dodgy.
00:07:26I'm not touching it.
00:07:28Wait.
00:07:28What if we did a deal?
00:07:31You help me, and I help you get Leo.
00:07:37And boom.
00:07:38Swing it for fifth base in no time.
00:07:42It's a sexual reference for you.
00:07:45Once that's sex with Leo.
00:07:49It's not just sex.
00:07:51I love Leo.
00:07:54I've been waiting for him.
00:07:56So do we have a deal?
00:07:58Okay, but I need to clear something up.
00:08:01The fifth base?
00:08:02I thought it was fourth.
00:08:05You got some work to do.
00:08:08You think I'm a joke?
00:08:10It's called teasing door.
00:08:13Do you want Leo or...
00:08:14Okay, so...
00:08:17You teach me how to flirt, and, you know, do things?
00:08:26You want me to teach you how to kiss, don't you?
00:08:31I just want to know what Leo will expect.
00:08:43I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
00:08:46All right.
00:08:52Maybe we should tackle it in order.
00:08:54List it for me.
00:08:56Flirting fashion technique.
00:08:58Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this.
00:09:01All right.
00:09:02Flirting skills first, and then boom.
00:09:05Hit the base.
00:09:06Sounds good.
00:09:06Just don't forget about fashion.
00:09:09And we need a deadline.
00:09:10How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
00:09:13You can make a big move there.
00:09:15It's only two weeks away.
00:09:17Calm down.
00:09:18You're not that hopeless.
00:09:19We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:09:23Okay.
00:09:23Sounds good.
00:09:26My whole life is going to change.
00:09:28Go team.
00:09:31Oh, turkey.
00:09:32Got you.
00:09:33Dora, just the person I wanted to see.
00:09:44Oh, shit.
00:09:45I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:09:50You did?
00:09:51Yeah.
00:09:53I was just feeling really insecure because
00:09:55I really like Leo.
00:10:00I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:10:01Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:10:09You should totally come.
00:10:12All of us lost our B cards at the cake parties,
00:10:15didn't we, girls?
00:10:17Totally.
00:10:18Totally.
00:10:31What the hell, Dora?
00:10:39Do you even live here?
00:10:41It's so friggin' neat.
00:10:42I like things organized.
00:10:47What are you doing?
00:10:48Checking to see if your underwear's color-coded.
00:10:51You probably have a mass solution of the week on it.
00:10:53My underwear is none of your business.
00:11:01I mean, it kind of is.
00:11:05If you want my help landing Leo.
00:11:08Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:11:11Just what are you doing?
00:11:34You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
00:11:36I've never noticed how beautiful they are before.
00:11:48They're just eyes.
00:11:51I have two of them, like everyone else.
00:11:54Come on, Dora.
00:11:55I was flirting with you.
00:11:57This is why I need help.
00:12:03Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:12:05Just be open to signals.
00:12:08Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
00:12:11Can I ignore you?
00:12:15Why would you care?
00:12:16Because you have such beautiful eyes.
00:12:33You're flirting again?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:37You're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:12:40Something flirty back, dude.
00:12:46I know.
00:12:46I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
00:12:50What do you think?
00:12:51Why not?
00:12:54But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
00:12:56Don't expect miracles.
00:12:58We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:13:13All right.
00:13:16I thought that was a drink.
00:13:17Just try to be cool.
00:13:21Dude.
00:13:22What am I not cool?
00:13:28Oh my God, there's Leo.
00:13:30You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:13:34Yeah.
00:13:35Good luck.
00:13:39There she goes.
00:13:41There she goes.
00:13:42I thought you were staring at me from over there.
00:13:56Was I?
00:14:00I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
00:14:02You don't got to say it.
00:14:05Minnie's a bitch.
00:14:07And you're awesome.
00:14:08I am.
00:14:10I am.
00:14:21Hey.
00:14:22Hey.
00:14:23Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt.
00:14:25This is cool.
00:14:27Cool.
00:14:29Yep.
00:14:31I'm sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
00:14:35You don't got to say it.
00:14:36It's cool.
00:14:38Okay.
00:14:38Yes, she does.
00:14:44Doesn't she, girls?
00:14:47Whatever it is.
00:14:50And I think it is her vagina.
00:14:53It's like a vagina.
00:14:55We dry her.
00:14:56We call it Adora.
00:14:58What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:15:08We're doing nothing.
00:15:11She needs you.
00:15:12Because you're nothing.
00:15:16Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
00:15:20She buys an Inventi size tube.
00:15:23How cute.
00:15:24But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
00:15:28Oh, it's the last one.
00:15:34Don't you dare laugh.
00:15:37It's about me all of a sudden.
00:15:46What are you seeing her?
00:15:49Dora the Borer?
00:15:52Does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:15:58She's great.
00:16:01It's as simple as that, Mindy.
00:16:05Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
00:16:11Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:16:17I think it's kind of sweet.
00:16:25This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:16:28Get ready for the plan I have specifically for you in five minutes.
00:16:35Come on, I'll tell you something about it.
00:16:57Wait here.
00:16:58I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
00:17:09Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:17:11I think we'd make a great team.
00:17:13I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
00:17:19Ow, that's a real kick in the lady nuts.
00:17:26Could you beat Penny or Dusty?
00:17:30I don't know.
00:17:31Can you, Nora?
00:17:34Ready?
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:36Take my virginity.
00:17:38Take my virginity.
00:17:39Take my virginity.
00:17:41Take my virginity.
00:18:01Please, stop.
00:18:07Please, let me go.
00:18:11Please, let me go.
00:18:39I hope Leo doesn't see me like this.
00:18:45Please. Please, go.
00:18:48Mom, honey, you wanna go?
00:18:51Please.
00:18:53You can go.
00:18:55We just wanna hear you say it.
00:18:57One more time.
00:18:59Say, take my virginity.
00:19:03Say it.
00:19:04Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it!
00:19:13That's enough!
00:19:18That's enough!
00:19:28And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
00:19:31I don't care what anyone says.
00:19:35When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
00:19:39You're wrong.
00:19:42I'll finish it.
00:19:43I'll get you a tissue.
00:19:44I'll get you a tissue.
00:19:58Say it.
00:20:04I'll get you a tissue.
00:20:11Say it.
00:20:13Shh. It's here.
00:20:14Sorry.
00:20:16I'm usually a crier.
00:20:19You can't let me get to you.
00:20:21Okay, you need to fight back.
00:20:23Like with a shark. You just need to punch her in the nose.
00:20:30Why do you care if she bullies me?
00:20:34You remind me of my little sister.
00:20:36Is she a pitiful virgin loser, too?
00:20:37I mean, she's eight. I really hope so.
00:20:46It reminds you of an eight-year-old?
00:20:49No.
00:20:51No.
00:20:53Stop crying.
00:20:57It's all gonna be okay.
00:20:59Yeah.
00:21:01It's easy for you to say.
00:21:03You have to go to the hockey team.
00:21:06Everyone loves you.
00:21:08And I'm just... Dora.
00:21:12I happen to think you're pretty great.
00:21:21And, hey, that should count for something since I'm apparently so amazing.
00:21:27I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
00:21:37Mindy.
00:21:42Who said it?
00:21:46Because I meant it.
00:21:53Because I meant it.
00:21:57And the worst part is...
00:22:00I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
00:22:03You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you.
00:22:09No matter what you do.
00:22:11I just have to change the way that he sees me.
00:22:14I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:24We'll make it happen, if that's what you really want.
00:22:32Let's do another flirty lesson.
00:22:35Now?
00:22:37It's not like we have another party to get to.
00:22:47Great team.
00:22:50Let's pretend like we're on a date.
00:22:52Okay?
00:22:55Show me some pointers.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59So...
00:23:00Flirting.
00:23:02You wanna make...
00:23:04Lots of eye contact.
00:23:07And if you can...
00:23:09Touch them.
00:23:13Your arm.
00:23:20Your hand.
00:23:28Mm-hmm.
00:23:32You wanna see how that would be like you?
00:23:33I know this is fake, but it feels real.
00:23:35Nothing.
00:23:37You should laugh at Leo's jokes, if he makes any.
00:23:38Which you probably won't.
00:23:40And then you should find something special about him to compliment him.
00:23:42If you think of anything.
00:23:43You should laugh at Leo's jokes, if he makes any.
00:23:45Which you probably won't.
00:23:46And then you should find something special about him to compliment him.
00:23:47If you think of anything.
00:23:48If you think of anything.
00:23:49You're a really good teacher.
00:23:52You're a really good teacher.
00:23:53Am I?
00:23:54You smell so good.
00:23:55What is that?
00:23:56It just makes me want to get close.
00:23:57If you think of anything.
00:23:58And then you can't really shush it.
00:23:59What is he?
00:24:00I'm gonna take away from you.
00:24:01You're a really good teacher.
00:24:02What is that?
00:24:03You're a really good teacher?
00:24:04And then you can't get me here.
00:24:05I'm gonna..
00:24:06You smell so good.
00:24:07You smell so good.
00:24:08What is that?
00:24:09I'm gonna get close.
00:24:10You smell so good.
00:24:15What is that?
00:24:17It just means we want to get closer.
00:24:29Oh God.
00:24:31This shit actually works!
00:24:40Congratulations, you just passed Flirting 101.
00:24:44You're better at this than you thought.
00:24:46I know.
00:24:47Who knew I had it in me?
00:24:49Just curious.
00:24:51Why did you say that stuff about me?
00:24:54Well, you told me to find something special about the person I was flirting with.
00:25:00And you went with, I smell nice?
00:25:03What's wrong with that?
00:25:06How do you want to smell?
00:25:09A pair of sweaty old socks.
00:25:12Hockey players are tough, okay?
00:25:13We don't smell nice.
00:25:16Hey.
00:25:19Relax.
00:25:20You are still a beast on the ice.
00:25:24I will let your secret get out.
00:25:29Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:25:32I like it.
00:25:34Thanks.
00:25:37Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:25:40Yeah.
00:25:41Like I asked?
00:25:42It's around here somewhere.
00:25:44trustee.
00:25:47That does harm to her money?
00:25:52She wants it!
00:25:56Are you ready for your secured to Koro?
00:25:59Do you think he's inona?
00:26:01Do you think it'serapeutic center?
00:26:04Tora's helping Troy check the money?
00:26:06If she works out I sent it, they'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:26:10She's gonna fuck everything up!
00:26:18I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:26:26What's up with you and Dora?
00:26:30What's it to you?
00:26:31She's an old friend.
00:26:33Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:26:35Yeah?
00:26:37Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:26:40Dora.
00:26:41Hardly.
00:26:42She's like our team mascot.
00:26:45Perfect.
00:26:47Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
00:26:59I wonder if Troy will like this.
00:27:01I don't care what Troy thinks. This is about Leo. Stupid.
00:27:15Going somewhere geek girl?
00:27:16I've got a date with Troy.
00:27:17Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team? Where are you going? The library?
00:27:30I obviously did something to offend you. Everything about you offends me geek. The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave. I mean, do you have any self-respect?
00:27:48Can I go? Well, not until I help you out a little. I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong. And these have a definite gotta go.
00:28:06And this one again? So gross.
00:28:20Stop!
00:28:23And you gotta bathe the hook with something.
00:28:28You gotta fight back.
00:28:39Like with a shark, you gotta punch her in the nose.
00:28:58Sorry, I'm late.
00:29:05Yeah, you should be.
00:29:06It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
00:29:11I know.
00:29:12Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
00:29:23It's the butt.
00:29:26Butt like.
00:29:28Butt like one tear.
00:29:30Two tears.
00:29:38Just stick to fourth base then.
00:29:47There's a crazy little bitch that...
00:29:50That's her.
00:29:51Oh, Chris.
00:29:51You're all the sloppy.
00:29:52Are you Dora Miller?
00:29:55Dora Miller, you're under arrest.
00:29:56You're aggravating assault.
00:30:02Whoa, whoa. Hang on a second.
00:30:04Can we just talk about this?
00:30:05This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
00:30:08No, she's the one who assaulted me.
00:30:09Wait, they opened my shirt and took pictures.
00:30:10I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
00:30:11Yeah.
00:30:12I don't miss a game.
00:30:13You guys are crushing it this year.
00:30:14Oh, thanks.
00:30:15Yeah, but you see Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
00:30:16She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:30:17Yeah?
00:30:18No.
00:30:19This is bullshit.
00:30:20This is not happening.
00:30:21Oh, really?
00:30:22Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear?
00:30:23That's what I thought.
00:30:24Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:30:25Nice to meet you.
00:30:26Alright, nice to meet you too.
00:30:27See you at the next game?
00:30:28You will go back.
00:30:29Hope you have a을.
00:30:30You have a lot of love.
00:30:31She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:30:32Yea?
00:30:33No.
00:30:34This is bullshit.
00:30:35This is not happening.
00:30:36Oh, really?
00:30:37Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear.
00:30:38That's what I thought.
00:30:42Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:30:44Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:30:51Nice to meet you.
00:30:52Hey, nice to meet you too.
00:30:53See you in the next game?
00:30:54You will, go team.
00:31:03Lay hands on Dora again, and you'll be dealing with me.
00:31:06Got it?
00:31:20I can't believe you recognized him from the rink.
00:31:22No, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:31:25That was bullshit?
00:31:27It worked, didn't it?
00:31:29Unbelievable.
00:31:31You know what's unbelievable?
00:31:32Is you punching Mindy in the face?
00:31:34I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:31:37I don't know what happened, okay?
00:31:38Just one moment she was monstering me,
00:31:40and then the next my fist was just in her face.
00:31:44Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
00:32:09I'm calling the cops.
00:32:11Well, you can stay with me tonight.
00:32:22I'll change my sheets.
00:32:23You can sleep in my bed tonight.
00:32:27I'll take the floor.
00:32:28I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
00:32:38He feels so good.
00:32:39Oh no!
00:32:40Am I hot for Troy?
00:32:50Do you have something I could change into?
00:32:52Yeah.
00:32:53Of course.
00:32:59Thanks.
00:33:13I'm so sorry I did not realize.
00:33:14Relax.
00:33:15Don't worry.
00:33:16You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a frigging game.
00:33:21Yeah, but that's...
00:33:22That's different.
00:33:25You can look now.
00:33:27You're still shirtless.
00:33:29That's how I sleep.
00:33:31But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
00:33:33Dream on.
00:33:34What's the point?
00:33:35Come in.
00:33:36Good night.
00:33:39Good night.
00:33:41Good night.
00:33:43Good night.
00:33:45Good night.
00:33:47Good night.
00:33:48Good night.
00:33:49Cause it's been darkness all along
00:33:56Can't you, baby?
00:34:16You can share the bed if you want.
00:34:19I trust you.
00:34:26A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:34:28You're a gentleman.
00:34:32You're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
00:34:36Are you sure?
00:34:40We can put a pillow in between us.
00:34:44We might need a thicker joint.
00:34:48We might need you, baby.
00:34:53Cause it's been darkness all along.
00:34:59We need you, baby.
00:35:03What happened to the pillow?
00:35:08Someone threw it on the floor.
00:35:12It wasn't me.
00:35:13Why would I do that?
00:35:14I don't know.
00:35:15Maybe cause you wanted me to do this.
00:35:19Maybe cause you wanted me to do this.
00:35:26And this.
00:35:27I don't know.
00:35:28Maybe cause you wanted me to do this.
00:35:32I don't know.
00:35:33You're a little cold.
00:35:34You're a little cold.
00:35:35I'm eating.
00:35:36You're a little cold.
00:35:37You're a little cold.
00:35:38You're a little cold.
00:35:39Take my heart, let go for your hands
00:35:45I was spending all my days just trying to find the way
00:35:57You know Leo's the one I want
00:36:02You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base
00:36:06I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet
00:36:08Bites, yeah
00:36:10Sorry for freaking out
00:36:13I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion
00:36:18Since the dance is tomorrow night
00:36:21Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that
00:36:24Yeah, since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on
00:36:31Okay, I have an American history exam I gotta get to
00:36:35I'm gonna
00:36:42Hey, what's up?
00:36:44What's up, dude?
00:36:46What's here?
00:36:47What's up?
00:36:48Screw Dora, price Bindi
00:36:50It's unhinged, man
00:36:51Trust me, dude
00:36:54Mindy deserved it
00:36:56You gotta kick her to the curb, bro
00:37:01Why are you so down on Dora?
00:37:03Isn't she your friend?
00:37:04Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up
00:37:09And you need to be more focused
00:37:11I'm focused
00:37:13Okay, don't worry about me
00:37:14Doesn't look it
00:37:16When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming
00:37:19You're running around with Dora all the time
00:37:20Dora all the time
00:37:26Leo!
00:37:27Hey!
00:37:30I gotta wash this
00:37:31Get it back to you
00:37:36Mini trashed Dora's room, so she stayed here last night
00:37:39Wow!
00:37:42Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:37:44Are you kidding?
00:37:57Stop it! Stop!
00:38:00Troy is just a friend
00:38:05It's nice to know what you really think of me
00:38:07I was just looking out for you
00:38:08Troy's the biggest player on campus
00:38:10You're a virgin
00:38:12I just didn't want you to get hurt
00:38:15Thanks, man
00:38:20There's nothing happening between us
00:38:23Don't say that more, do you?
00:38:25Thanks, buddy
00:38:27Great chat!
00:38:29Go team!
00:38:38Excuse me
00:38:39The boss wants an update
00:38:43The boss wants an update
00:38:49Hey, Big Mike
00:38:51How's it hanging?
00:38:53Right
00:38:55Nothing
00:38:56So, everything's set to where we lose the big match
00:39:00Except...
00:39:01Troy's trying to figure where the money comes from
00:39:06Then you'd better make sure
00:39:08That does not happen
00:39:09Stop happening
00:39:19Hey! Just about to call you
00:39:21So, I tracked the money to an offshore account
00:39:22And then I traced it to a local bank
00:39:24You got a name yet?
00:39:26Not yet, but I will
00:39:28How'd your exam go?
00:39:31Aced it
00:39:32As usual
00:39:34Nerd
00:39:36That's good
00:39:37Now you can focus on this
00:39:43Bernardo and Lydia
00:39:45My cousins
00:39:46They're gonna do that whole fairy godmother thing with you
00:39:52Hi
00:39:54You ready for this?
00:39:56I think so
00:39:58She's ready
00:40:00Then buckle up, girl
00:40:02We're about to rock your world
00:40:08I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here
00:40:10But...
00:40:11The car will pick you up at 6
00:40:14Be ready
00:40:16You got me a car?
00:40:18Gotta make an entrance
00:40:22Have fun
00:40:23Hi
00:40:26We got a longer house
00:40:29This is my favorite part
00:40:31Oh no
00:40:33Burn
00:40:35Trash
00:40:36Honey, is this from middle school?
00:40:38I think that's it
00:40:39We're not gonna do that again
00:40:40The 2014 GAP sweater
00:40:43Going
00:40:49Cinderella's ready for the ball
00:40:52I did it again
00:40:54We did it
00:40:55Oh, we
00:40:56What if everyone laughs at me?
00:41:10What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:41:13Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin
00:41:15I want to get you
00:41:16I want to get you close
00:41:17Gonna get it right now
00:41:18I want to get you close
00:41:19Gonna get it right now
00:41:21Damn!
00:41:22Who's that hot body?
00:41:24I want to push all the limits with you
00:41:27Right now
00:41:29Oh my god
00:41:30Is that virgin Dora?
00:41:31Is that virgin Dora?
00:41:32You see?
00:41:50I caught this for you
00:41:51I don't think I look too strong
00:41:52You look beautiful
00:41:53I wonder what Leo is thinking?
00:41:54Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking
00:41:55Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:41:56Could this get any sadder?
00:41:57I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from?
00:41:59She looks amazing
00:42:00I wonder what Leo is thinking.
00:42:03Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking.
00:42:07Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:42:17Could this get any sadder?
00:42:19I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:42:23She looks amazing.
00:42:25That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:42:32May I have this dance?
00:42:35Sorry in advance for your feet.
00:42:38I can handle it.
00:42:40Follow my lead.
00:42:42You got you.
00:42:46He's so strong.
00:42:48He feels so safe in his arms.
00:42:51And he really does smell good.
00:42:55What am I doing?
00:42:57I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:42:59I can't fall for Troy.
00:43:13You can't seriously want that.
00:43:15You could put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
00:43:19Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:43:22Shut up, Mindy.
00:43:28Can I cut her?
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:37Don't be a tank.
00:43:41I can't believe you've been hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:43:44It's just me.
00:43:46And then you thought all the makeup and hairspray is still the same old Dora.
00:43:50Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:43:54I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:43:56I didn't realize you liked having a night with me.
00:43:58Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much, it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:44:04Really?
00:44:05Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:44:11Yeah.
00:44:13Just go grab a burger or something?
00:44:15No.
00:44:17Like a proper dinner.
00:44:19Like it did.
00:44:21Yeah.
00:44:25He's never gonna appreciate her the way I do.
00:44:27This is fucking killing me.
00:44:29I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:44:31Leo is someone I want.
00:44:37Leo just asked the nerd on a date.
00:44:39How do you know?
00:44:41I can read lips.
00:44:45I'd love to go on a date with you.
00:44:47Or something sexy, cause we're going fancy.
00:44:51Cool.
00:44:52Yeah, I'll try.
00:44:53Now she's got Leo and Troy after her.
00:44:57What is this, opposites day?
00:44:59What is going on?
00:45:00You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:45:02Heaps hotter than Dora.
00:45:04Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:45:12These could work.
00:45:13All you need is 10 seconds.
00:45:20Perfect.
00:45:23And I won't ask you why you're carrying laxatives around.
00:45:26I'm gonna use the restroom?
00:45:34Yeah.
00:45:35Cool.
00:45:4410 seconds after drinking this spiked drink.
00:45:47Dora the poor is getting though she's messed with the wrong.
00:45:53Dora!
00:45:54Hi!
00:45:55Have you tried this drink?
00:45:56It's so good.
00:45:59That's okay, Mindy.
00:46:00Good.
00:46:02Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:46:05Do you want to be my friend?
00:46:18Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:46:19Yeah.
00:46:25How'd you know I was thirsty?
00:46:26Thanks, Mindy.
00:46:27Actually, the drink is for me.
00:46:28I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:46:30Cheers.
00:46:31Cheers.
00:46:32Oh!
00:46:33Everyone!
00:46:34Did I have your attention over here, please?
00:46:35Ladies and gentlemen.
00:46:36Thanks, Mindy.
00:46:37I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:46:39I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:46:40I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:46:45Cheers.
00:46:46Oh!
00:46:47Everyone!
00:46:48Could I have your attention over here, please?
00:46:49Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:46:53Dora the Vorer is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:46:57Not with her mouth, but with her...
00:47:14With her mouth, but with her, well, six, five, four, six, five, four, six, five, four, three, three, three, two, one.
00:47:33Oh no.
00:47:35No, no, no, no, this is not happening.
00:47:44Dear, don't touch me.
00:47:48What's going on?
00:47:52This is just a dream.
00:47:54Wake up.
00:47:57Oh my god.
00:48:01Yo, baby just shit her pants.
00:48:04How did my body have been falling?
00:48:10How did my body have been falling?
00:48:12That's right.
00:48:13Are you on your face?
00:48:15Shut up.
00:48:17Put that down.
00:48:19Stop filming me.
00:48:23Thank you for saving me.
00:48:31How did you know she was going to do that?
00:48:34I was watching her.
00:48:36I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:48:41How did things go with Leo?
00:48:43Great.
00:48:44We're going on a date.
00:48:46That's all thanks to you.
00:48:55Thanks, guys.
00:48:56I appreciate you.
00:48:56I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:48:59That Dora, she knows how to party.
00:49:07Yeah, bullshit.
00:49:09And don't send her any dick pics.
00:49:11Too late.
00:49:12But hey, she sent them first.
00:49:15Look, I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:49:20Dude, she's not a piece of property.
00:49:22She's a good person.
00:49:27Yeah, she's special.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30So don't jerk her around.
00:49:33Look, dude.
00:49:34Don't tell me how to live my life, all right?
00:49:36Heads in the game.
00:49:37This is it.
00:49:39Talent scouts.
00:49:40Contracts.
00:49:41Big money.
00:49:41Big future.
00:49:42I got to go.
00:49:56Mr. Constantine.
00:49:58You said you'd fix this by today.
00:50:03Hey, I am.
00:50:05I'm fixing it.
00:50:06You can't even be seen here.
00:50:10Hey, what the fuck?
00:50:11Relax.
00:50:14You'll still be able to.
00:50:27Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:50:32And after that, game over.
00:50:41Hey, right on time.
00:50:51So, should I go for more of a smoky eye or like a peach blossom?
00:50:55I know.
00:50:57Who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:50:59What?
00:51:01Just joking.
00:51:03No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:51:08You're a big date with him.
00:51:17I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:51:20Come on, you're the expert.
00:51:22You tell me.
00:51:23Just wing it, Dora.
00:51:24Okay?
00:51:25Everybody just wings it.
00:51:26Hold on.
00:51:27What's wrong with you?
00:51:28Wait, come on.
00:51:29I've got a buddy who's going to hack the bank for you.
00:51:31All right, so come on.
00:51:32Pay up.
00:51:33Wait, really?
00:51:35When am I going to know who's dumping all the money on me?
00:51:37Soon.
00:51:38If you keep your promises.
00:51:41All right.
00:51:42Okay, fine.
00:51:43What do you need to know?
00:51:43Apart from the whole K-hole eyes thing or whatever.
00:51:46Well, which underwear?
00:51:51Black or what?
00:51:53The black ones are a little bit see-through.
00:51:55See?
00:51:55Yeah, I can see.
00:51:56You don't need to hand them to me.
00:51:58And you're handing them to me.
00:51:59Oh, shit.
00:52:00I'm getting hard.
00:52:01Dude, not in front of her.
00:52:02Fuck.
00:52:04Um, yeah, these feel too soft.
00:52:07You might not want to take them off.
00:52:09So, the other ones?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:11Okay.
00:52:15Up until this point, my life has been sex negative.
00:52:19Kiss negative two.
00:52:21Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:52:23So, could you show me?
00:52:26All right.
00:52:35You asked for it.
00:52:38If I wanted to kiss you,
00:52:43The first thing I do is get you close.
00:52:48Maybe offer you my jacket.
00:52:54And I'd use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:52:59And I'd look into your eyes.
00:53:02And I'd tilt your chin up.
00:53:03That way you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:53:15Baby, don't you, baby, don't you wait on
00:53:18That's what the tongue does
00:53:35Gross
00:53:37I don't know
00:53:39Do it again
00:53:45Why do you stop?
00:54:07Was that being weird?
00:54:10No
00:54:11Did I do something wrong?
00:54:23Please, tell me
00:54:24Because you love Leo
00:54:27Not me
00:54:28You're cool
00:54:33Okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you
00:54:36That's like the launch pad right there
00:54:41I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird
00:54:44Sorry
00:54:47I know that it sounds needy
00:54:50I just feel exposed
00:54:53Me too
00:54:56Sorry
00:54:57You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care
00:55:02And everyone else is a player
00:55:04They're the ones who are shit
00:55:05Not you
00:55:06I'm sorry, Adore
00:55:07I got stuff to do
00:55:09Tell me, why him?
00:55:15Why Leo?
00:55:17Really?
00:55:18I thought you were friends
00:55:20Yeah, we're good on the ice together
00:55:22But he's only ever treated you like a gopher
00:55:24I mean, growing up, we always just said we'd get married
00:55:30His mom left him
00:55:32And his brothers
00:55:34And
00:55:34I just kind of wanted to save him
00:55:38So I guess that
00:55:41Kind of mixed in with crushing on him for 10 years
00:55:44So
00:55:46You know him better than I do
00:55:48Right?
00:55:49And you're just gonna hand him your V-card
00:55:50You know is how I imagine my future
00:55:55Why?
00:56:00What did you listen to?
00:56:01Some good looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:56:03Yeah
00:56:03Hot bitchy chicks
00:56:05Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them
00:56:07Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy
00:56:10With a complete dickhead
00:56:11What?
00:56:14Hey, you don't get to judge me
00:56:15Hey, Troy
00:56:31Is this okay?
00:56:37Why?
00:56:37I might blow right up his phone
00:56:39He doesn't care what I look like
00:56:42This is all for Leo
00:56:44Seriously, who cares?
00:56:50She'll work it out
00:56:50He'll bang her and burn her
00:56:52And she'll move on
00:56:53Lesson learned
00:56:54Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him
00:57:00That narcissist will just hurt her
00:57:02Love just makes me jealous
00:57:04How's your hand?
00:57:16I just heard a punch in the bag
00:57:18It's alright though, I'm good
00:57:19Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation
00:57:21You've seen me play
00:57:23I have
00:57:24You know, that's what I like about you
00:57:27What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:57:30How was I?
00:57:31I mean, it was great
00:57:32You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year
00:57:37Right, and next year's going to be even bigger for me
00:57:39You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already
00:57:41Everybody's going to be like
00:57:43Leo, Leo
00:57:45Yeah, I'm really excited
00:57:47Why did I upset Troy?
00:57:49He's been so nice
00:57:51He's just asking me a question
00:57:53He's the one guy who gets my jokes
00:57:55I mean, they should make a wine after me
00:57:59The Leo Constantine
00:58:01Oh, Leo's still talking about himself
00:58:05Everything's great
00:58:07And that's why we should fuck
00:58:10What?
00:58:14Leo, there's something I should tell you
00:58:16About us
00:58:17You were right
00:58:22I know
00:58:23So, your room or mine?
00:58:26No
00:58:26We're better off as friends
00:58:28No, we should fuck
00:58:35Look, I
00:58:38Actually, I think I have feelings for someone else
00:58:41Let me guess
00:58:43Troy?
00:58:45I haven't really talked with the other person yet
00:58:47So I can't really say
00:58:48It's cool
00:58:49I know it's Troy
00:58:50Dora
00:58:52I'm really attracted to you
00:58:57And I don't know if you remember
00:58:59But as kids
00:59:00We used to joke around
00:59:00About getting married
00:59:01It just feels like
00:59:04There's something, you know
00:59:05Between you and I
00:59:06Why'd you just walk away
00:59:10With a hockey puck
00:59:10I don't know if you look at my face
00:59:11Did I?
00:59:25Yeah
00:59:25I mean
00:59:26Maybe it's just because of the way we, you know
00:59:28Grew up
00:59:29You're one of us
00:59:30Like one of the boys, you know
00:59:31And
00:59:32I don't know
00:59:33It just felt like that made something special between us
00:59:36This isn't gonna work
00:59:44Tora
00:59:46I'm the hottest guy on the team
00:59:49I'm really flattered
00:59:52I am
00:59:53You are the hottest
00:59:54But
00:59:55Maybe you'll find someone else
00:59:58This is gonna leave a scar
01:00:00We'll need to leave a brace
01:00:05Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
01:00:30Who?
01:00:31Billy
01:00:32The borrower
01:00:33Dora
01:00:35The borrower
01:00:36She's on a date
01:00:38With Leo
01:00:40No way
01:00:42Actually
01:00:46I don't care
01:00:47We're not exclusive
01:00:49What about you?
01:00:52Are you upset that she's with him?
01:00:55Are you jealous?
01:00:57She's free to make her own choices
01:00:58Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you
01:01:02I am
01:01:05Remember what I said to you
01:01:11When we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
01:01:15Wow
01:01:16Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
01:01:21Or are you just looking for a ride?
01:01:23You know
01:01:27I could
01:01:28Go for a ride now
01:01:30If you want
01:01:31You know, for
01:01:33Old time's sake
01:01:34No thanks
01:01:37But I
01:01:39Maybe he'll be worried to you
01:01:42But I don't ki
01:01:53Oh
01:01:54How old are you?
01:01:56hungry
01:01:57not
01:01:58i
01:01:59Don't
01:01:59die
01:02:00Oh, yeah.
01:02:30That's definitely gonna leave a bruise.
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