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00:15You're looking good, Junior.
00:16Hey, you ready to take down Bar Harbor on Saturday?
00:18That's the plan.
00:20Oh, yeah.
00:21All right.
00:21Well, let's see how the Mosquito Star player
00:23can do against the Haw...
00:25Hall of Famer.
00:25Come on.
00:27Okay.
00:28Hey, bud.
00:29Hey.
00:30You pitched a great game last week, man.
00:31I love cheering you on, buddy.
00:33Keep it up, all right?
00:34All right?
00:34All right.
00:34All right.
00:34All right.
00:34All right.
00:35All right.
00:35I used to pitch for the Skeets back in the day, young gun.
00:37You know?
00:38I don't know if you've ever heard.
00:40I was...
00:40I was known far and wide for the Milo Hi-Lo.
00:42You think you can handle that pitch?
00:44Bring it on.
00:45Oh, oh.
00:46Oh, oh, oh.
00:48Oh, oh.
00:49Oh.
01:15Oh, no.
01:25Good morning, guys.
01:27So, listen, I feel like I just...
01:30I have to get really real with you guys.
01:33Like, no gimmicks.
01:34No...
01:35No puns.
01:35Just, like, me and you talking.
01:38So...
01:40Here's the thing.
01:41My mom has been dating this loser.
01:43I call him Dum Dum for, like, six months now.
01:48And last night at dinner, she tells me that he's moving in, like...
01:53Past the potatoes, you have a new dad.
01:56So, I...
01:58I made the decision to move out, and I am not talking with her right now, which...
02:03This is why I appreciate this community now more than ever.
02:07What in God's name...
02:08What game are you doing here?
02:10I have a new show.
02:12Coffee with Elaine.
02:13Unfiltered, no sugar.
02:15Great, I'm sure it'll be a big hit.
02:16No, I mean, why are you here, sleeping on my sofa?
02:18I moved out of my house.
02:21Yeah, well, move back in.
02:22I already have one unwanted house.
02:23Guess, I don't need another.
02:28Do you guys remember when I was telling you about my amazing boss, who's almost like a father?
02:33Well, he died.
02:38So, now I'm stuck with this guy.
02:43Oh, my God.
02:46Oh, my God.
02:53Morning.
02:58Don't let the dog get...
03:00Good morning, Sarah.
03:02You should really...
03:03Name that dog.
03:04I'm not giving him a name and I'm not giving him a home.
03:06What's going on here?
03:08Oh, I'm...
03:08Clear?
03:08Clearly, I have a trespasser.
03:10Call the police.
03:12Why are you here?
03:13Oh, f***.
03:13I cut my finger on a rusty old lobster trap.
03:16Want to see?
03:17Yeah, no.
03:17Elaine will take care of it.
03:18I should give you a tetanus shot, though.
03:20That Eddie McCroy.
03:22He's been getting into my lobster.
03:23He's been getting territory again, so I've had to start cutting.
03:28He's been off his boys.
03:30You're still feuding with him?
03:32When will this madness end?
03:33When he's...
03:33He's dead.
03:34I'm gonna knock him out and then I'm gonna stuff him in an old rusty lobster.
03:38And then I'm gonna throw him overboard.
03:41I should give you a rabies shot, too.
03:42You're foaming at the mouth.
03:43I should give you a rabies shot.
03:48All right.
03:48All right.
03:48What do you, what do you think? I mean, is it, is it cute or does, does it look?
03:53Like I'm trying too hard? I think it's adorable. Really? Yeah. I mean, maybe we look better.
03:58We're belted. Louisa, I know we're the gays, but it's time you knew.
04:03The truth, we don't know anything about fashion.
04:05Um, speak for yourself. 20 years ago when I was...
04:08Of course, you know who's private chef. Designers, stylists were coming in and out.
04:12And one night I was...
04:13It's killing you, isn't it?
04:16Yes. Never sign an NTA. It's a...
04:18Prison you will never be free from.
04:20Don't you have any female friends you can talk fashion with?
04:23Well, I mean, there's Nicole. Um, she moved to Missoula and...
04:28Corinne, but then she had the twins, so...
04:31And then I guess Mark just kind of...
04:33became my, my whole world.
04:35Well, I don't know Zip about fashion, but I do know...
04:38that women need female friends. If for no other reason so we can bitch about all the...
04:43stupid, ignorant, immature, insensitive stuff that men do.
04:47Present...
04:48But isn't it a little weird? I mean, how am I supposed to...
04:53go about finding a best friend at my age?
04:55I don't know. Maybe a...
04:58at the victory party when we celebrate our win against Bar Harbor all night!
05:03I know! Buz, buz, buz...
05:05Buz, buz, buz!
05:06Buz, buz, buz! Bye, 12 Years Losing Streak!
05:07Bye!
05:08The victory is within our ground!
05:13The woodpeckers!
05:16Eddie McCroy.
05:19What are you doing here?
05:21Why don't you in your hat go back to Bar Ha-
05:23Where you belong?
05:24I can set my traps anywhere I want.
05:27How about-
05:28Why don't you shut your trap and get the hell out of you?
05:30Okay, okay, let's all calm down and maybe save the-
05:33This enthusiasm for the baseball diamond.
05:35Fine.
05:36Fine.
05:37Go on my-
05:38Get your skeeters and get this pecker out of here!
05:40It's a woodpecker and you know that!
05:43This is bad!
05:47This is bad!
05:48I'll handle the diagnosis.
05:49Thank you, Eileen.
05:50I messed up, Doc.
05:51Junior's the skeeter.
05:53Biggest star player.
05:54Strongest arm.
05:55Biggest bat.
05:56But I should've known that the Milo Hilo-
05:58could still defeat the best.
05:59This is the first time in over a decade we even had a shot at beating Bar Ha-
06:03It's alright with the Greek chorus.
06:04I'd like to talk to the patient.
06:05What did he call this?
06:06It just means shut up.
06:07Okay.
06:08It's not serious, is it?
06:09I don't know.
06:10It-it could be a muscle strain, a pinched-
06:13nerve or the sign of a more serious problem.
06:15Junior, is there someone Elaine should call?
06:17I already-
06:18I called my dad.
06:19Oh, I'm a dead man.
06:20What happened?
06:21What's going on with my son?
06:23This is your son?
06:24Yeah.
06:25He's Glendon Jr.
06:26What happened?
06:27What happened?
06:28I was putting in extra time at batting practice, like we talked about.
06:31And then Mark came-
06:32It wasn't my fault, it was the-
06:33It was the damn Milo high-low.
06:34I hurt my back, but I'm fine.
06:36That should be good by the game.
06:37Holy .
06:38You better be.
06:39You know, I was the star pitcher for the Skeets back in my day-
06:43Do you know how proud it makes me that Junior here is our best chance of beating Bar Harbor in 12 years?
06:48This kid is already famous around here.
06:50You hear that?
06:51Come on, champ.
06:53Let's get you into an ice bath.
06:55Just so you know, champ may have a herniated disc.
06:58Or something else that could lead to further injury.
07:00We should really just-
07:01What the f-
07:03What did you do to my-
07:05What did you do to my-
07:07What did you do to my-
07:08What did you do to my son now?
07:09Oww.
07:10Oww.
07:11Oww.
07:12Oww.
07:13Oww.
07:14Oww.
07:27.
07:33I...
07:35Looks like you broke his forearm.
07:38It looks like...
07:38You broke his forearm.
07:40Unbelievable.
07:41You've ruined everything.
07:42The game coming up, college scot...
07:43No, it just doesn't make any sense his arm broke that easily.
07:47I need to do some x-rays to further assess...
07:48Oh, you've done enough.
07:50You've taken my son to Bar Harbor Hospital?
07:52I don't...
07:53Then you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
07:56What?
07:56I'm...
07:58I'm...
08:00I'm...
08:01Loving that now this is all your fault.
08:04It's not my fault.
08:05Get out.
08:05It's just like a huge...
08:10Like a huge weight off my shoulders.
08:14Cool, cool, cool.
08:15Hey, I'm sorry about the fight with your mom, but...
08:20I like your niche-o.
08:25Trying to be...
08:25Real, because everything else I was doing online...
08:29It was just to get likes and views.
08:30But being real...
08:33It's like huge right now.
08:35I think it's great...
08:35It's a great idea.
08:36And people will fall in love with you.
08:38Just for being you.
08:40I like your niche-o.
08:41I like your niche-o.
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09:04trying too hard super cute but it needs a bow oh my god
09:09I was wondering that yeah otherwise it's kind of giving off I woke up at a boy's house
09:14and I put on his shirt because I drank too much and I slept in my dress vibes that's not
09:19what I was going for yeah I didn't think so but with a belt your belt yeah
09:24yeah okay it's fun wow oh you like
09:29and then just tuck that oh yes okay
09:34yeah no give me a pose Louisa yeah yeah Vogue
09:39oh my god I love it
09:44thank you anytime so nice to
09:49talk to another woman you know all that time with Mark I just forgot how important female friendships
09:54are yeah they're not that great totally what isn't it all about finding a man
09:59your biological clock doesn't care about sipping cosmos and talking about shoes you know what I mean
10:04oh but oh you're serious of course the last thing I want is to end up sing
10:09with dried up old eggs and my good years behind me no offense
10:14oh me okay yeah
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10:48The file's not digitized?
10:53Jane!
10:59Elaine!
11:02Welcome!
11:03I'm back to coffee with Elaine.
11:05Unfiltered, no sugar.
11:07Mmm!
11:08Since moving out, I've felt super alone, but we all feel alone sometimes, right?
11:13I'd love to feel alone.
11:14Have you found another place to stay?
11:16I mean, I've always been different.
11:18I have this rare thing where my heart is on the wrong side.
11:22It's on the right, not the left.
11:24And I can't eat tomatoes because they gross me out.
11:27Wait, are you a twin?
11:28What does that have to do with tomatoes?
11:30Well, I assure you, nothing but citizen ver-
11:33Vertis organ reversal is most common among identical twins.
11:36I'm not a twin.
11:38I don't think.
11:40Oh, but wait, how would I know?
11:42I was just a fee-
11:43Look at this.
11:44Am I a twin?
11:45What?
11:46One twin can-
11:48And develop with reversed organs due to a later than usual embryonic split.
11:52So-
11:53Why would-
11:53Why would my mother never mention that?
11:55But did you have to give up one twin for adoption?
11:58Because she couldn't afford to raise us both?
12:00Oh my god.
12:01No wonder she's always resented me.
12:02She thinks that sh-
12:03She chose the wrong twin.
12:04Could my twin just like be out there somewhere?
12:06And if so, does she have an extra bedroom?
12:08Doc, could you try to find my mom's files from the day that I was born?
12:11Sure.
12:12Anything else?
12:13Coffee?
12:13No, I have.
12:14The only thing worse than having you as an assistant would be having two of-
12:18you as assistants.
12:19Now I need you to find me Glendon Jr.'s file and his family's files.
12:23In the meantime-
12:27In the meantime-
12:28In the meantime-
12:28If you know someone who looks like me but is not me, please put that in the comment-
12:33of a person-
12:36There wouldn't take a chance!
12:37Well…
12:38That stinks.
12:40And now that Junior's injured, I guess there goes the champion.
12:43Oh, that pasta salad did not hit the spot.
12:48Well, we made the playoffs.
12:50That's still a huge accomplishment.
12:52Save it for the kids.
12:53Louisa, I needed a win.
12:55That was my pasta salad, by the way.
12:59You made it?
13:00Yes, I did.
13:01And I brought it as mine.
13:03So I guess Mark did the cooking when you two were together?
13:08Yeah.
13:12Oh, my God.
13:13What?
13:14Someone must have left this in the printer.
13:15Oh, that's not interesting.
13:17It's for Principal Holloway.
13:18It's from the county school board.
13:20They might have to shut the school down.
13:22Budget .
13:24Well, maybe it's for the best.
13:26How is this for the best?
13:27I'm wasting...
13:28I'm wasting my youth here.
13:29None of the kids' dads are even hot.
13:31Okay, what about the kids?
13:33We...
13:33We have to do something.
13:34No, it's not so great for the kids.
13:39This is her.
13:41This has to be her.
13:42She looks just like...
13:43That's me.
13:44That is you.
13:45That's your Facebook page.
13:46Who's next?
13:47I am.
13:48Because of you, I...
13:48I need something for depression.
13:49That Skeet's victory was all I had to live for.
13:53Yeah, rooting for the Skeets was one of the only things
13:55Frida and I had in common.
13:57We got engaged to the Skeet.
13:58The Skeets game.
13:59You've killed baseball and you've killed our marriage.
14:01What's the medical reason you're here?
14:03Arnold.
14:03Arnold needs his hearing checked.
14:04Frida's yelling broke my eardrums.
14:07Oh, that's...
14:08That's not true.
14:09That's not true.
14:10You're right.
14:11It's not.
14:12My hearing's fine.
14:13I've just stopped listening.
14:13Oh, yeah, I know that.
14:14Are you up?
14:15What is this?
14:16It's a prescription for a divorce.
14:17Mr. Collins.
14:18You're up next.
14:19Hey, Doc.
14:20Hey, everybody.
14:21Hey.
14:22I brought you some donuts from the Salty...
14:23It's a breeze because, you know, we're buds.
14:25Yeah, that's not how I would characterize it.
14:27Oh, and because I really...
14:28really like you and respect you.
14:30Are you proposing or is there a point here?
14:32He's...
14:33I see...
14:34Glendon.
14:35Glendon.
14:36Oh.
14:37You mean the...
14:38Father whose son may have brittle bones, but who cares?
14:40As long as the skeets went on Saturday...
14:43Yeah, about that.
14:44Oh.
14:45Can I speak to you privately?
14:46I don't have the time, Mark.
14:48I think you do.
14:49I really don't.
14:50No.
14:51I really think you do.
14:52Mark, I'm really not enjoying this.
14:53Okay.
14:54Okay.
14:55Okay.
14:59Are you Martin Best?
15:00Yes.
15:01Do you reside at 3 Main Street?
15:03What...
15:04What is this?
15:07Okay.
15:08I'm just doing my job.
15:09I'm really sorry, man.
15:10You've been served.
15:11Glendon is suing you for malpractice.
15:12Ha.
15:13No.
15:14No.
15:15No.
15:16No.
15:17No.
15:18No.
15:18No.
15:19No.
15:20No.
15:22No.
15:23No.
15:23You did break a boy's arm.
15:25I didn't break his arm.
15:26He had some kind of pre-existing condition.
15:28He sure did.
15:29He used to be a good baseball player.
15:31That's not amusing.
15:33This lawsuit is as ridiculous as having a mosquito as your mascot.
15:37Watch it.
15:38Come on.
15:38Now, let's not say things we're gonna regret.
15:40I am not the reason Junior broke his arm.
15:42If I could just...
15:43Just examine him, see a family medical history, or look at an x-ray.
15:48I can figure out why it happened.
15:49Exactly.
15:50I know.
15:51I believe you, Doc.
15:52You're a good man.
15:53But I was still a lawyer up.
15:58No problem.
16:02Oh no.
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16:58that condition. Something that should be addressed medically and a clue might be in his records, right?
17:03You'd think it'd be in his records, but Dr. Reese, right? Unfortunately, Dr. Reese, who everyone loved,
17:08didn't bother to digitize all his files before he died. This town,
17:13is a nightmare. Yeah, it kind of can be. Some ways I'm
17:18glad my twin sister got out.
17:23Oh.
17:28It's good.
17:33Thank you for seeing me.
17:38I hope you're here to cheer me up.
17:40Well, I know. It's not good news.
17:42You are telling...
17:43Me.
17:44234 days straight on the...
17:48The Mortal King.
17:49And I forget to play one day, one day,
17:52and streak...
17:53I mean, it just...
17:55It just slipped my mind.
17:56It just...
17:57How could it just slip my mind?
17:58Well, maybe.
18:00You were preoccupied by the idea that our school...
18:03My clothes?
18:05No.
18:06No.
18:07No.
18:08You know what? That's depressing, too.
18:10I really loved being the principal here.
18:13Loved?
18:14Well, it's...
18:16It's just over.
18:17I mean, we aren't...
18:18We're gonna...
18:19We're gonna fight this.
18:20I think losing our star player is a sign...
18:23That we just...
18:24We can't compete.
18:25You know, this is how it goes with small schools.
18:28We had a good run.
18:29Don't you care what happens to our students?
18:32I know.
18:33I know what'll happen to them.
18:34They'll all get bussed to Bar Harbor.
18:36And...
18:37Although it's...
18:38A bit of a commute.
18:39You know, at least they'll have the opportunity to...
18:41Experience victory for a change.
18:43Bye.
18:48What's that long face about?
18:52It's nothing.
18:53What happened to you?
18:55Oh, nothing.
18:56Eddie McCroy cut some of my traps.
18:58So I had to punch out some windows on his boat.
19:00You punched out glass windows?
19:02No, Danny.
19:03Damn it.
19:04It was too strong.
19:05Look at this.
19:06Did I break these fingers?
19:07Hey!
19:08Let me see.
19:09Hey!
19:10What did you do now?
19:11I may have inquired about it.
19:13You went to Bar Harbor and tried to access my son's x-rays?
19:18You have some nerve.
19:20And, sir, inside.
19:21And, missus?
19:23Now, you know what's nervy?
19:29Is suing the only doctor who seems concerned about your son's brittle bones.
19:32You sure you want to talk to me?
19:33That way?
19:34I don't want to talk to you at all.
19:35No problem.
19:36That's what we have lawyers for.
19:37Good luck proving your case.
19:38Yeah, I don't either.
19:38Good luck.
19:39I know someone who knows someone at Boston-
19:43Memorial Hospital.
19:44Are you suing them, too?
19:45I know you had some kind of meltdown, and that's-
19:48That's why you're not a surgeon anymore.
19:49I can't wait to tell that to a judge.
19:51And every-
19:53There's no one else in town.
19:54How about it?
19:55I'm not scared of you, or any nonsense you think you know-
19:58I don't know.
19:59Let's try, Eeyore.
20:01That may fool some-
20:03Some people around here.
20:04But not me.
20:08I don't know.
20:09So, the garage is touching.
20:10I don't know.
20:11And they are so-
20:13You can do it.
20:14I don't know if that makes sense.
20:15But this is time for my mind.
20:16It will always be a good friend.
20:17I want to talk to you-
20:18I don't like her.
20:19I'm not sure I'm thinking about that.
20:20But this is the tea tree.
20:21There's a tea tree.
20:22You can pause.
20:23No one has a tea tree.
20:24No one has a tea tree, though.
20:25Shall we have tea tree?
20:27No one has a tea tree or a tea tree.
20:29No one has a tea tree.
20:31No one has a tea tree.
20:32No one has a tea tree.
20:33I'm thinking about too many.
20:34This video is brought to you by my friends and family.
20:49Since we don't have anyone scheduled for an hour, I might go talk to my mom.
20:55That's fine.
20:56I have business to take care of at the school.
20:58The thing is, these...
20:59In the past few days, living with somebody so sad and lonely...
21:04has made me realize how important family is, especially when you're old.
21:09So...
21:09Even though I said I would never talk to my mom again, I think that it is important that
21:14I put my...
21:14finger aside and find out what happened to my beloved twin sister.
21:19Yeah.
21:20Yeah.
21:21Yeah.
21:22Yeah.
21:23Yeah.
21:24Yeah.
21:25Yeah.
21:26Yeah.
21:27Yeah.
21:28Yeah.
21:29Yeah.
21:30Yeah.
21:31Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
21:36Did I have an identical twin?
21:40Yes.
21:41Gave her up for adoption?
21:42No!
21:43Okay, so could she still be out there somewhere?
21:46What, did you put her in a basket outside of a firehouse or something?
21:48No, no, no, no.
21:49Is she dead?
21:50No.
21:51Well, so what happened to her?
21:54You ate her.
21:56What?
21:57You know, you absorbed her.
21:59It was in utero.
22:00It was very...
22:01Very early on, I didn't want to tell you because I know how you can overreact sometimes.
22:05Overreact?
22:06Great, so I'm a sister eating cake.
22:11It was understandable.
22:12For me to live, somebody had to die?
22:15This is why I go around always...
22:16Feeling like something is missing?
22:17Can I have a big hole in my heart?
22:19I think what you're describing is a...
22:21human condition, but continue.
22:23So what else haven't you told me?
22:25Nothing.
22:26Except...
22:27I miss you.
22:29And I want you to move...
22:31back home.
22:32Well, I bet.
22:33I'm the only child you have left.
22:35Honey.
22:36Honey, I know there's plenty of room for all of us back at the house.
22:39I was hoping that you'd warm up to the...
22:41I have no idea of...
22:42Dumb-dumb.
22:44I wish you wouldn't call him that.
22:45Why would you prefer that I call...
22:46Well...
22:47Stepdad?
22:48What?
22:51He asked me to marry him.
22:52What?
22:53Don't overreact.
22:54We'll be wanting to get married next week.
22:56Next week?!
22:57Oh my god!
22:58Please tell me that he's dying!
22:59And you're granting him his last request!
23:01Or is there some kind of blackmail situation that's going on?
23:04Or have you just lost your mind?
23:05Honey...
23:06I love him.
23:07And I don't want to wait one other second, but I would really like your blessing...
23:11My...
23:14Not possible.
23:17We went through such a tough time together.
23:20You and I...
23:21But it's been six years now.
23:25I was...
23:26I was hoping that you would at least understand.
23:29I was hoping I had a twin sister.
23:31But I ate her.
23:33So we can't have everything!
23:36Pizza.
23:37Henry!
23:38The dog...
23:39It's not quite a lingo.
23:40...
23:41The dog's back in ótimo is
23:41I'll see you next time.
23:51do you bruise easily why are you gonna punch me in the face now yes or no no
23:56breathing issues no not that i know open your eyes wide
24:01dr best dr best look up what are you doing checking for blue sclera
24:06you see here no bluish tint that means we know it's probably not osteogenesis imperfecta okay good
24:11don't think it's appropriate for you to be examining a student without his parent present
24:15yeah dude you're creep yeah
24:16well i wouldn't have to if your parent were a little more helpful
24:21i just i need to know what happened okay i i'm being sued for malpractice
24:26right this kid's health is on the line i'm the only one in town who seems to care okay i i
24:31get it i i do i i just found out that this school
24:36might be closing due to lack of funding i'm not surprised i mean it's economics
24:41i mean school serves too few students it's not financially feasible but also
24:46i might lose my job i mean this is the only job that i ever
24:51wanted and basically the only real job i ever had does no one understand that i mean i
24:56i thought i thought maybe because of the malpractice suit you you could relate i'm not losing my job
25:01i'll prove i was right you just watch me
25:03what
25:06what
25:08what
25:10what
25:12what
25:14what
25:16what
25:18what
25:20what
25:22what
25:24what
25:26what
25:28what
25:30what
25:32what
25:34what
25:35what
25:11You
25:17Let me guess that's Eddie McCroy's truck. Yeah
25:20You want me to get Glen?
25:21Yeah, no go home
25:26You
25:31You
25:36Well look, it's Dr. Downer. Everybody lock your doors tonight
25:41You already broke an arm. God knows what I'll do next
25:43Oh my gosh
25:44The usual garden salad with chicken to go
25:46Emphasis on the to go part
25:48I think everyone here would like you to go as well
25:51Oh, come on
25:55I have no idea what
25:56He's laughing that hard
25:57Well, can you tell me about Glen and Ross, Jr.
25:59Does he eat here? What does he like to order?
26:00You wanna
26:01Bring him something as an apology
26:03That's not going to heal his arm before soon
26:06It's Saturday
26:07I have nothing to apologize for
26:08I just need any reason
26:10Don't worry
26:11Doc
26:12As we all calm down after the game
26:14And look, you never know
26:15The team
26:16Could still win without Jr.
26:18Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz
26:20For God's sake
26:21This is not the world series
26:23This is not the world series
26:24This is a high school baseball game
26:26You heard me
26:27You heard me
26:28It's our world series God
26:30These
26:31Most people went to Port One Day School
26:32From kindergarten through 12
26:34We're all mosquitoes at heart
26:36And we've all waited 12 years
26:38To beat those snooty Bar Harbor Packers
26:41The team is the War Packers
26:45Hello
26:46How long does it take to make a salad?
26:48Oh, ho, Melissa
26:50Coming right up
26:51What's up?
26:56Vicent
27:05We'll be back
27:06Through broken lines and bridges
27:11through broken lines and bridges
27:40And I forgot where I was from.
27:45Since my hand...
27:50As we're closed...
27:55And I forgot where I was from.
28:00Hi, friends.
28:01Guess what?
28:02Not only is my mother engaged...
28:05To dum-dum...
28:08I ate...
28:10My twin sister.
28:12It's right here.
28:13Went down to the basement.
28:15It's right here in the files.
28:16What?
28:17There are paper files in the basement?
28:19It's called vanishing.
28:20Twin syndrome.
28:21It's a really nice way of saying...
28:23I ate...
28:24My sister.
28:25Marlene, why didn't you tell me?
28:27It's so dirty down there.
28:28I honestly think I just blocked it out.
28:30But now that it's about something important...
28:32But now that it's important, you mean it's saving my rep...
28:35I don't even know why I bothered her.
28:37Oh, but watch out for that!
28:38Oh!
28:40One step...
28:43One step...
28:45One step...
28:46One step...
28:47One step...
28:48One step...
28:49One step...
28:50One step...
28:51One step...
28:52One step...
28:53One step...
28:54One step...
28:55One step...
28:56One step...
28:57One step...
28:58One step...
28:59One step...
29:00One step...
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29:02One step...
29:03One step...
29:04One step...
29:05One step...
29:06One step...
29:07One step...
29:08One step...
29:09One step...
29:10One step...
29:11One step...
29:12One step...
29:13One step...
29:14One step...
28:50I'll see you next time.
28:55Bye.
29:00Bye.
29:05Bye.
29:10Guess what?
29:11Glennon Jr. only has one kidney.
29:13Well, don't let him near me.
29:14I might try to...
29:15Try to eat the other one.
29:16The kidneys regulate calcium, vitamin D, and phosphorus levels with only...
29:20one that might have something to do with why his arm broke so easily.
29:23Now I just need to see Junior and ask him some questions.
29:25Why is he giving me this?
29:26Why is he giving me this?
29:27Hey, duck!
29:28Why is he giving me this?
29:30Hey, duck!
29:32I come bearing latte.
29:33Uh, Lane, can I have mine?
29:34I, uh, don't drink foam.
29:36Yeah, yeah.
29:37Look at me.
29:38Better latte than never.
29:40Oh.
29:41The barf...
29:42There's a lot of humor in this town.
29:43It's very low.
29:44Anyway, doc, I know that we're buds and all.
29:45This again.
29:46And I really like him.
29:47I respect you.
29:48Wait, what's going on?
29:49I'm really sorry, man.
29:50Are you Dr. Martin Best?
29:52You already served me papers.
29:53These are new papers.
29:54This is a restraining order.
29:55What?
29:56I'm really sorry.
29:57I'm sorry, man.
29:58You're not allowed to contact Glenn and Ross Jr. at school.
30:00You're not allowed to contact Glenn and Ross Jr. at home.
30:02You're not allowed to contact anyone in the Ross family or be within 300 feet of them.
30:06Are you kidding?
30:07Are you giving me a restraining order?
30:08I'm just trying to figure out what's wrong with his son.
30:10I'm really sorry, man.
30:11You want to go suit like...
30:12Like darts or something?
30:13No!
30:14I don't want to go suit darts!
30:15I don't ever want to see you again!
30:16You mean like a...
30:17In this capacity though, right?
30:18Like serving you papers, right?
30:21Sure!
30:22It's Luisa.
30:23She said it's an emergency.
30:24She needs to talk right away.
30:25Really?
30:26Yeah.
30:27Oh!
30:28It's for you.
30:29Good.
30:30I should go.
30:32It's Junior.
30:33He's in excruciating pain.
30:34Can you please come to the school and see him?
30:37I would love to come see Junior, but his father just took out a restraining order against him.
30:40I don't want to hear excuses.
30:41He's in terrible...
30:42You're just five minutes away, so find a way!
30:47You're just five minutes away...
30:51Uh...
30:52Okay, okay, yep, yep, yep, go away.
30:57Oh, oh, oh gosh, okay.
30:59Are you okay?
31:00Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
31:02Okay.
31:03Ha, ha, ha.
31:05Oh.
31:07Here.
31:11Um, he's, he's...
31:12He's having these horrible waves of stabbing pain.
31:15Scale of one to ten.
31:17How bad is the pain?
31:19Eleven?
31:20Ah-ha!
31:21Ah-ha!
31:22Just...
31:24Ah-ha!
31:25Oh, God.
31:26Ha, ha, ha.
31:27I think you might have a kidney stone, which needs to be broken up sooner than later since you only have one...
31:32One kidney effect you could have mentioned, but hey, here we are.
31:35Louisa, will you call the paramedics?
31:37Yeah, of course.
31:38Ugh!
31:39That explains the back pain.
31:41What is it, a kidney?
31:42A kidney stone have to do with brittle bones.
31:43How should I know?
31:44Unless...
31:45In a day school?
31:46You're not processed...
31:47If you're using protein...
31:48Oh!
31:49...then you would have to be overdosing it.
31:50Kidney stone?
31:51Uh-huh.
31:52Consuming an excess of protein?
31:53Well, I do try to bulk up during the season.
31:55With what?
31:56Whole buffaloes?
31:57It's in there.
31:58Okay.
32:00Thank you so much.
32:02Thank you so much.
32:02All right.
32:03Ambulance is on its way.
32:05Ugh.
32:07How much protein powder have you been taking?
32:09Uh...
32:10I don't know.
32:11Like one of those a week.
32:12This should last you for a month.
32:14How long have you been abusing this stuff?
32:15I wouldn't call it abusing.
32:16It's protein.
32:17It's protein powder.
32:18Yeah.
32:19Well, your one kidney disagrees.
32:20I started sophomore year, but like...
32:22Like I said, I ramp it up during baseball season.
32:24I needed to bulk up for playoffs.
32:25Yeah.
32:26Well, you can forget about the playoffs.
32:27Okay.
32:28You shouldn't be doing anything physical or strenuous right now.
32:29You can break like a twig.
32:30You need to rest.
32:31Mm-hmm.
32:32You need to rest.
32:32Stop taking the protein powder and get your bone health back.
32:35Then I need to tell my dad.
32:36Well, of course you...
32:37You need to tell your dad.
32:38Then it might sound like it's my fault.
32:40It is your fault.
32:41Well, he can't know that.
32:42He was really excited about playoffs.
32:44It's a championship.
32:45He is suing me for malpractice.
32:47I could lose my job.
32:48The town could lose its doctor.
32:49It's awful, isn't it?
32:50The future being so...
32:52Unsecure.
32:53Not knowing if you're gonna keep your job.
32:54Pffft.
32:55Pffft.
32:56Pffft.
32:57Pffft.
32:58Pffft.
32:59What about the restraining order?
33:00And you're not...
33:02You're not even supposed to be near me, right?
33:04I could have you arrested for even being here.
33:07I just...
33:08I wanna get this straight.
33:09Are you threatening me after I climb through a...
33:12window to help you?
33:13Um...
33:14Yes.
33:17I thought so.
33:18You should go.
33:19Yes.
33:22No.
33:23No.
33:24No.
33:25No.
33:26No.
33:27No.
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34:39No.
34:40No.
34:41Nope, not what I said. It's the principal. Release me, please.
34:44All right, how about this?
34:46How about I take out your rival, and you take out mine?
34:49Hmm. This has been construction.
34:51Look, if you want to keep your job, you want to save your career, you're going to have to stand up to this.
34:56Ass at. Come on! Put up a fight. Like me.
35:01What dynamite?
35:02Well, couldn't look finding any. I looked every...
35:06Everywhere.
35:11Go Skeets!
35:13Go Skeets.
35:16What's the matter?
35:17Nothing. Just who knows how many we'll have left.
35:20The future...
35:21The future is promised to no one.
35:23Ah! God, that's your blood.
35:26Uh, what's going on?
35:28Okay, look, don't tell anyone, but...
35:31The school might be closing due to lack of funding.
35:34What? Poor Wendy!
35:36Day school?
35:37That's all of our childhoods.
35:38There's, like, 20 million memories in...
35:41Exactly.
35:42Yes, are you okay?
35:43Poor one day is, like, your whole life.
35:46Finally someone gets it.
35:48I mean, look, school is never my thing, but everybody...
35:51Everybody knows that you're, like, the best teacher ever.
35:54Seriously, people don't shut up about that.
35:56Oh!
35:57Oh!
35:58Oh!
35:59Hmm.
36:01Wait, I know that you're, uh, looking for a place to live.
36:03You've seen my show?
36:06Bits and pieces.
36:08You know, I was thinking about renting out my spare room.
36:11Do you want to be my roommate?
36:13Are you serious?
36:14Yes!
36:15Ha ha!
36:16You'll be like the sister I never...
36:21Or eight.
36:22Huh?
36:22Ha!
36:22Ha!
36:23Ha!
36:23Ha!
36:24Ha!
36:24Ha!
36:25Ha!
36:25Ha!
36:26Yay!
36:29Yay!
36:29Yay!
36:29Yay!
36:29Yay!
36:30Yay!
36:30Yay!
36:30Yay!
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36:51Yay!
36:52Yay!
36:53Yay!
36:54Yay!
36:55Yay!
36:47Yeah!
36:48Whoa!
36:49Let's go!
36:51Whoa!
36:52Whoa!
36:53Whoa!
36:54Whoa!
36:55Whoa!
36:56Whoa!
36:57Whoa!
36:58Whoa!
36:59Whoa!
37:00Whoa!
37:01Let's go!
37:02Come on, y'all.
37:03Hey!
37:04Let's go!
37:05Yeah!
37:06Go Skeets!
37:07Let's go Skeets!
37:08Let's go Skeets!
37:10Hey, let's go!
37:11No!
37:12No!
37:13No!
37:14No!
37:15No!
37:16No!
37:17No!
37:16Come on!
37:17Get out of here!
37:18Come on!
37:19You know this is killing me, but you've got to remain 300 feet away from anybody!
37:21in the Ross family!
37:22Sit down, Dr. Downer!
37:23We might actually win this game!
37:25Yeah!
37:26Hey, can you believe it?
37:26I think this is the most exciting game we've ever had in Mosquito history!
37:29Ow!
37:30Wow!
37:31We really got to rethink the team name!
37:33These things are bastards!
37:34Anyhow, we're down to run in the seventh!
37:36Right?
37:37Paul Parks gets up there, hits an amazing single!
37:39Slides into first, twists his ankle so-
37:41We just sent out a pinch runner!
37:42That's who you do!
37:43That's who you do!
37:44That's who you do!
37:46That's who you do in the game!
37:47Because he's our fastest runner, Doc!
37:48Don't worry!
37:49He could break every bone in his body!
37:50Let's go, Junior!
37:51Let's go, Junior!
37:52Let's go, Junior!
37:53Okay, come on!
37:54Let's go, Junior!
37:55Let's go, Junior!
37:56Let's go, Junior!
38:01And who's on the first?
38:02Mother!
38:04Wow!
38:05Wow!
38:06Come on, Trout.
38:07Let's go.
38:08Come on, Trout.
38:09Let's go.
38:10Come on.
38:11Come on.
38:12Continue still second.
38:14Come on.
38:15Come on.
38:16Let's go, Junior.
38:17Let's go, Junior.
38:18Let's go, Junior.
38:21Come on.
38:22Come on.
38:23Come on.
38:24Come on.
38:26Let's go.
38:27Let's go.
38:28Let's go.
38:29Let's go.
38:30Let's go.
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38:44Let's go.
38:45Come on.
38:46Let's go.
38:47Let's go.
38:49Let's go.
38:50Let's go.
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38:52Let's go.
38:54Let's go.
38:55Let's go.
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38:57Let's go.
38:58Let's go.
38:59Go.
39:00Go.
39:01Go.
39:02Let's go.
39:06Go.
39:07Come on.
39:08Come on.
39:09Come on.
39:10Come on.
39:11Go.
39:12Go.
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39:18Go.
39:19Let's go.
39:20Let's go.
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40:40Go.
40:41Go.
40:42Stop.
40:43He did it for me.
40:44He's the reason he got hurt in the first place.
40:46No.
40:47I am.
40:48I took too much protein powder and it made my bones break.
40:51I am a turtle.
40:52Why would you do something so stupid?
40:54Because I want to make you proud of me.
40:56Doc Martin was just trying to protect me.
40:59Doc Martin was just trying to protect me.
41:01Hey you heard that everybody?
41:03Doc B is a hero!
41:04Time!
41:05Time!
41:06Poor Wen is disqualified for fan interference!
41:09Boo!
41:10Boo!
41:11Boo!
41:12Boo!
41:13Boo!
41:14I spoke too soon.
41:16Doc you should sneak out the back.
41:17Doc you should sneak out the back.
41:21Yes, I'm sure.
41:25Yes, I'm sure.
41:26I talked to my lawyers.
41:30That sounds expensive.
41:31What now?
41:32Dropping the lawsuit.
41:36For figuring out what was wrong with my son.
41:38With no help from you.
41:39Hey, will you let me finish?
41:41Before I change my mind.
41:42What I'm trying to say is...
41:46I won't tell anybody.
41:47About Boston.
41:48There's nothing to tell.
41:49There's nothing to tell.
41:51Well, there's plenty to tell.
41:52But I'm not telling anyone.
41:56For now.
41:57For now.
42:01Alright, champ.
42:02Be careful.
42:03He's a bag of bones.
42:05Hey.
42:06Good job up there.
42:07Oh!
42:08Oh!
42:09Oh!
42:10Oh!
42:11You will never beat us!
42:13Never, never, never, never!
42:15Ah!
42:16I'll beat you with my bare hands.
42:17But I don't touch trash.
42:18Oh!
42:19Who you calling trash?
42:20Yeah.
42:21What do you do?
42:22You smell like a little rotten herring.
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