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00:00.
00:05You
00:10You
00:15You
00:20You
00:25You
00:30You
00:33You
00:33Think
00:33Got
00:34Away
00:34With
00:34It
00:35But I know what you did.
00:40I know.
00:45I know.
00:49I know.
00:50I only turned my back on it for two minutes.
00:53Sorry, we were trying not to wake you.
00:55How come you...
00:55I crashed that.
00:56Hey?
00:57Sorry, Bracky was meant to be a treat.
01:00Todd's had some bad news.
01:02Yeah, Sarah rang in floods.
01:05I know Harry's been shooken up all night.
01:07Some sort of bug.
01:08Can't make the funeral.
01:10Oh, no way.
01:12I know.
01:13Right-hand woman.
01:15Good job I got my left-hand woman, eh?
01:17Oh, I almost forgot.
01:19Erm...
01:20Or for you.
01:21They were my last present.
01:25And I gave them to him on Christmas Day.
01:27They're too good.
01:29I...
01:30I can't.
01:31Well, I can't.
01:32No, no.
01:33You...
01:34You should...
01:35I can't.
01:36I can't.
01:37I can't.
01:38I can't.
01:39I can't.
01:40I can't.
01:41Oh, haha.
01:42Let me move Paul.
01:45You know, if you're still struggling with your eulogy, me and Theo can take Paul's ashes
01:49down to shut a list.
01:50Right.
01:51He said his goodbyes to Billy yesterday.
01:52No, no, no.
01:53No.
01:54Honestly, it's erm...
01:55No problem.
01:56Anything I can do to help.
02:00No problem.
02:01No problem.
02:02No problem.
02:04This is my first thing.
02:05I don't have a bunch of stuff in this place.
02:08Ready?
02:09What?
02:10I do.
02:11I'm going to get to my place at this point.
02:12My brother and Tollens...
02:14I have a job at this point, and do a really good job where I am.
02:17Not the time I was out.
02:19I don't know.
02:20You're too.
02:21I am.
02:22I'm going to get to my house.
02:24I'm going to have to go to the place at this point.
02:26I'm going to get to my house if you don't like it.
02:29some ways it's a privilege but i'm more concerned
02:34about summer no no look she's just a kid and billy was a rock we need to rally around
02:39you're right
02:40hey
02:44you're set yeah as much as i can be well i'm sure it'll be a full out
02:49if there's any justice
02:49uh shouldn't you be
02:54shouldn't you be minding your own business mate
02:59see honey it's just like everybody wants a piece of you okay okay it's not just about your time okay
03:04it says cortisol levels right lads why don't you take a pew i'll get you a break
03:09oh after you old time by all means
03:11now i've just been reminded
03:14my boss that i'm uh got a job to go to so i want my best staffing
03:19on time
03:19shoot me
03:24what most
03:29most people get wrong about billy
03:31you
03:34Todd.
03:39Two minutes, yeah, but we're still gonna drop Paul's ashes off you
03:44Billy didn't become a priest
03:49Because he thought he was better
03:51He did it because he knew
03:54He was the same
03:56Flawed
03:59Like the rest of us
04:04It's all just so...
04:06Meh
04:07I wanted him to sing
04:09Listen
04:11Why don't you let George read it out, eh?
04:14I will be alright when I get up there
04:16Adrenaline will kick in
04:18It'd be too much
04:19For anyone
04:20I owe in
04:24I owe him so much
04:29I owe him
04:31I owe him
04:32I owe him
04:33I owe him
04:34I owe him
04:35I owe him
04:36Shhh
04:37John, he's doing too much
04:40He's doing the funeral
04:41He's doing the eulogy
04:42He's looking after summer
04:43I said to him you need to take a back seat
04:45Oh, yeah, yeah
04:46I've said the same
04:48Er, er, George
04:49How's that customer been in touch?
04:52You know, the one, erm...
04:53Yeah
04:54The one who came in when you were at the valetors?
04:56No
04:57So we never, we never found out who that was
04:59No
05:00No, but
05:01If they need us, they'll come back
05:03Hm
05:04If they need us
05:05Everything
05:06You know
05:08Give us some
05:09I promise myself I'm not going to do this.
05:12You proper loved him.
05:14I just can't believe I'm never going to hear that beautiful tennis singing voice again.
05:19You've had him lined up, you know.
05:21He's going to give Susie some lessons.
05:24I don't like Glenda, are you saying that?
05:26Saying what?
05:29Oh, you've got these cars lovely and shiny, George.
05:33I must have...
05:34Take some elbow grease, eh?
05:36Trust me, why an eye can't like this?
05:38I'll give you four good...
05:39Um, so, friends, if you'd like to start making your way, we'll...
05:44We'll see you at St. Mary's.
05:46I'm going to walk.
05:49Kit's mortified.
05:51The short-staffed loop, snowed under.
05:54Shana can't make it either.
05:55You've got me...
05:56Must be Al.
05:59What you're going through.
06:01Went looking for you in The Undertaker's.
06:04Never interrupted a man at prayer.
06:09Not when he's got so much to offload.
06:12Deal?
06:14Waiting for you.
06:15Toodlepip.
06:19So much for family.
06:24I'd rather ride with you guys.
06:29Do you know what?
06:29I'm going to get it.
06:30I'm going to get this.
06:31Bye.
06:32Bye.
06:33Bye.
06:39Beautiful, all creatures, great and small.
06:44Open skies and warm.
06:49Open skies and warm.
06:51Open skies and warm.
06:54Open skies and warm.
07:00Please be seated.
07:04I'm going to sing all that at Glaston now.
07:06What?
07:07Thoughts on red-tested.
07:08I'm reliably informed.
07:09That that will be considered an old school banger on the festival.
07:15See?
07:16I told you.
07:17I'm sure that would make Billy laugh.
07:19I've spoken about...
07:24Billy, the Reverend, but to talk about...
07:29Billy, the man, I welcome his...
07:34best friend, Todd Grimshaw.
07:44Thanks.
07:54The first time I saw Billy...
07:59Billy in his dog collar.
08:00Billy in his dog collar.
08:04Billy in his dog collar...
08:05I-I thought...
08:06...
08:09What a waste.
08:12Oh, yeah.
08:14It's not just that he's not the only one.
08:17Did you fancy a billionaire?
08:19Oh, five minutes in his company, though.
08:24I don't realize.
08:29It was all win.
08:34For you.
08:49I can't.
08:50Don't help him.
08:52Go on.
08:54Go on.
08:59All right.
08:59It's all right.
09:01It's all right.
09:02It's all good.
09:24Billy's secret was that he lived, failed.
09:29Unloved.
09:34Do you know what, um, cards on the table that...
09:39The first time I saw Todd and Billy together, I was so jealous.
09:44I saw him laugh and...
09:49Bicker and call each other out.
09:54And I saw them be amazing fathers.
09:59It's the summer.
10:02I saw them grieve.
10:04I, off the munde, like...
10:09If there was enough room for me, you know?
10:14This was Billy Mayhew.
10:19He made room.
10:22He always made room.
10:24Yeah.
10:29I, I, I'm really known Billy Long.
10:34I, I feel cheated.
10:35I, I, I feel cheated.
10:35I, I, I feel cheated.
10:36I, I feel cheated.
10:38If he'd have stopped at that wedding just an hour longer, he'd still be with us.
10:42I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
10:47Billy, I am.
10:52I hope you're with you all.
10:57Beloved Paul, watching The Greatest Showman.
11:02Singing it out at the tops of your voices.
11:07I hope you're not in pain.
11:10And, uh...
11:12I hope you're at peace.
11:17Cheers, mate.
11:32Good afternoon, mate.
11:35I'm going to have to ask you to take that.
11:37I'm going to have to ask you to open the safe.
11:42Wow, is this a mind up?
11:43Yeah.
11:44Ah, legit.
11:46You...
11:47You heard me?
11:47I...
11:48I don't know the combination.
11:49You said open the safe now.
11:51I don't know the safe now.
11:56I don't know the safe now.
11:56I don't know the safe now.
11:56I don't know the safe now.
11:57I don't know the safe now.
11:57I don't know the safe now.
11:58I don't know the safe now.
11:58I don't know the safe now.
11:59I don't know the safe now.
11:59I don't know the safe now.
12:00I don't know the safe now.
12:00I don't know the safe now.
12:01I don't know the safe now.
12:01I don't know the safe now.
12:02I don't know the safe now.
12:03I don't know the safe now.
12:04Where's the rest?
12:09Okay!
12:11Take in, Sean!
12:13The manager!
12:14I'm a manager!
12:16I'm a manager!
12:18Okay, alright, alright!
12:19No!
12:20Get him!
12:21Alright!
12:22Get him!
12:23Get him!
12:24Get him!
12:26Ah, don't move!
12:27Please!
12:28Ah, don't move!
12:29Get him!
12:30Come on!
12:31Try me!
12:32Come on!
12:33Come on!
12:34Come on!
12:35Come on!
12:36Leave me!
12:37Let me go!
12:38Hey, are you okay?
12:39Yeah, I'm alright.
12:39I'm okay.
12:40I'm gonna call for help.
12:41Okay.
12:44Come on!
12:45Honey, please not do it!
12:49When Jesus was!
12:51When Jesus was!
12:53When Jesus was!
12:54When Jesus was!
12:56When Jesus was!
12:58When Jesus was!
12:59When Jesus was!
13:00When Jesus was!
13:01When Jesus was!
13:02When Jesus was!
13:03Why did not drink you?
13:04Happy day
13:09Happy day
13:11When Jesus falls
13:14Don't wait for us
13:19When Jesus falls
13:23When Jesus falls
13:24Don't wait for us
13:26Don't wait for us
13:28Don't wait for us
13:29Don't wait for us
13:30Don't wait for us
13:31Don't wait for us
13:32Don't wait for us
13:33Don't wait for us
13:34Don't wait for us
13:35Don't wait for us
13:36Don't wait for us
13:37Don't wait for us
13:38Don't wait for us
13:39Don't wait for us
13:40Don't wait for us
13:41Don't wait for us
13:42Don't wait for us
13:43Don't wait for us
13:44Don't wait for us
13:45Don't wait for us
13:46Don't wait for us
13:47Don't wait for us
13:48Don't wait for us
13:49Don't wait for us
13:50Don't wait for us
13:51Don't wait for us
13:52Don't wait for us
13:53Don't wait for us
13:35Cheers.
13:35Thanks.
13:36Yeah, I was just playing for time, really, to be honest, mate.
13:39And then the pizza guy brings out this claw hammer.
13:44And I thought...
13:45Well, they'd kill me here, so I opened it.
13:49Yeah.
13:50I came straight down.
13:52Oh, that looks nasty.
13:53It's a good job Carl got here, wasn't it?
13:54I did.
13:56Look, I've been here before, mate.
13:58Yeah.
13:59Yeah.
13:59Anyway, there's two of them.
14:04Two against one with a hammer.
14:06I'd give them a combination.
14:09Then the...
14:12I think we're kicking off.
14:16Very...
14:22Carl Walton.
14:24They took the flow for the night bar.
14:26200 quid.
14:26And three grand are Debbie, we've drew from the bank.
14:37If you can believe that.
14:39If you can believe that.
14:42You're up for a drink, guys.
14:46Come on.
14:47Thanks.
14:48What are you saying, mate?
14:52Thank you very much.
14:56Steady, darling.
14:57Well, it's thirsty work all that morning, isn't it?
15:01Talking to an expert.
15:03Eva?
15:04Is it just that first one that's for him?
15:06There's no stinting on my watch.
15:07I thought you'd be relieved it's all over.
15:10We just buried my best mate.
15:12Almost there.
15:14There.
15:15You were the star of the show.
15:17Are you jealous?
15:20Jealous.
15:20Jealous.
15:22I can't do this either.
15:24All right.
15:25Let's go home.
15:26If you need.
15:27Right.
15:30That is it.
15:31I am burning.
15:32All of the black clothes in my wardrobe.
15:34I'm burning.
15:35Well, donate them.
15:37Watch out, Gregory Pope.
15:38You won't know what's hit you.
15:41I sweated blood.
15:42You took over that eulogy, and you didn't even read it.
15:45A couple of sentences, and then me.
15:47Here's Theo.
15:48Everybody loved it.
15:49I thought you would have known.
15:50He was my best friend.
15:52And say it.
15:54Say it, Todd.
15:56The novel.
15:57Not my biggest fun.
16:02Look, I couldn't read your words.
16:07It's my fault he's dead.
16:12Who isn't?
16:17Everybody knows who I've just been a bit braver.
16:22Billy would still be with us.
16:32You did him proud.
16:34We did him proud.
16:36You said.
16:37You saw the amazing turnout.
16:41I don't want to fall out.
16:42I don't want to fall out today.
16:43All right?
16:44I need today to be a success.
16:47So let's have a good drink, all right?
16:50None of that Prosecco rubbish.
16:52Either.
16:52Who's got some decent reds.
16:56Listen.
16:57I'm going to stay out here and check my messages.
17:01I won't.
17:02I need to go inside and see if she's got a nice morning.
17:04All right?
17:05All right.
17:07Bye.
17:10Bye.
17:11Bye.
17:11Bye.
17:11Bye.
17:12Flying horse, four o'clock we said in the rock up here, street where Ryan lives.
17:15It's not like he's going to recognise us, is he?
17:17We went out on a limb, and for what?
17:19A poxy few quid.
17:20I cleared the safeties.
17:22This morning you don't really think I trust you jokers with serious cash?
17:25And you wonder why we came to you?
17:28Alright, calm down.
17:30I've got your cash.
17:32I've got your cash, I've got your cash, I've got your cash.
17:36I've got your cash.
17:37Here we are, me and Adam, getting down and dirty.
17:39Adam, should I be listening to this?
17:41Yeah.
17:42Hover your ears.
17:43It's ancient history.
17:44Anyway, he's dressed as an elf.
17:46I'm dressed as a reindeer.
17:47Full-on tonsil tennis behind the curtain in any trumps.
17:51I must have black...
17:52All of this out.
17:53Yes, Billy.
17:54Oh, with a posse, can I add?
17:56Jesus is...
17:57Little sunbeams.
17:58He must have been scarred for life.
17:59They were only about six or seven.
18:00Oh!
18:01That could have...
18:02Could have been the quads, that.
18:03The kid's eyes were on stalks.
18:05Billy's eyes were on stalks.
18:07How did he explain that?
18:09Heavy petting.
18:10Oh!
18:11Terrible!
18:12I told you.
18:13No, so he said he was a vet and Rudolph was poorly sick.
18:16No, no.
18:17So he said he was a vet and Rudolph was poorly sick.
18:17He could think on his feet alright.
18:19Yeah.
18:20He was the greatest showman.
18:21True dad.
18:22That's a little cotton socks.
18:26That's a little cotton socks.
18:27She must be running on empty.
18:29Well, you too, honey.
18:30Listen, you haven't stopped to draw breath.
18:32What do you say?
18:33Well, you're a long time dead.
18:36I'm sorry.
18:37You're serious.
18:38I swear to let the man slip for a minute.
18:40Oh, I'm crying out.
18:42Dad, will you get a rest?
18:43I can't breathe.
18:44I can't breathe.
18:47I can't breathe.
18:48I can't breathe.
18:49Well, whether you shared his face or not,
18:52you did more good than I am.
18:54Yeah.
18:55Way more.
18:58He was the goat of all god-botherers.
19:01The billy goat.
19:02To the goat.
19:04Wherever he might be.
19:07To Billy.
19:08To Billy.
19:09To Billy.
19:10To Billy.
19:12To Billy.
19:17just wait five minutes to myself it's been a long day
19:22I quite fancied standing at the bar getting quietly swift
19:27regretting the rows I had with him
19:32remembering the good times maybe even cracking my face with a smile
19:37oh no not allowed okay we can do that here
19:42I think you want me to break down no you won't be happy till I'm howling and
19:47tearing me hair out what because you didn't write
19:52the rule book dev on grief on life on anything
19:57so why don't you let your master pay no because everyone's seen what what a one
20:02wonderful caring husband you are my rock gold star darling
20:07give yourself a big pat on the back you think I'm doing all this for sure
20:11I think that you've just got
20:12to insert yourself every opportunity I had a lot of time for Billy
20:15oh there's a name for that you know
20:17grief jockey look how much I loved him see how sad I am
20:22now wishes they'd stayed at the pub you're gonna regret this in the morning
20:27come on don't think so
20:29come on don't think so
20:30come on
20:31come on
20:32no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
20:37I don't know.
20:47Selling apes of weed to kids, I thought you was a serious businessman.
20:52Dear life, I've got one, a good one, and you better kill me.
20:57Keep your nose out of my business.
20:59You bully my sister again, I root your throat out.
21:02And tell your mates about your guilty conscience.
21:07Aww, look at her, trying not to bite.
21:10Trying to work it all out.
21:12I heard you snivelling, but don't you know corpses can't forgive?
21:18The question is, though, will Todd?
21:21On your turn.
21:23Well, might he?
21:24Yeah.
21:25Why don't you tell him?
21:26And you might end up in a bar.
21:27It sucks.
21:28My belly.
21:30She's fierce.
21:33I'm not gonna warn you again.
21:36Alright?
21:37I'll take you back.
21:38I'll take you back.
21:42I'll take you back.
21:43Bye.
21:44Bye.
21:52And I'll see you next time.
21:57You
22:02You
22:07You
22:12You
22:17You
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