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00:00I've seen Oscar this morning, haven't you?
00:11You're joking.
00:12I don't think that's work at the back of the door.
00:15Any thoughts on why they're going to run the wicked witch of the West out of town?
00:20I'll speak to Oscar.
00:21He might think differently to them.
00:23I only hope he's going to wake up and realise your father a year after.
00:27Disappointment lingers.
00:30You've given your kids more of it than most.
00:33You can talk.
00:34Whatever.
00:36Why don't you go and have your little father and sing to it?
00:39And come back tomorrow after the first invite.
00:42Cindy, whatever happens here, you send it back now.
00:46Make it so it just ain't my word against judgement?
00:49Yeah. I will.
00:57Right, so, Raymond's had his breakfast. I'll take him to school.
01:11Thank you for having me last night.
01:13Yes, I tell you, it's always, we had a great night.
01:16Oh.
01:17Well, you know, we can make these overnights a regular thing.
01:21That's only if you want to.
01:23Yeah, yeah, we'll have to see.
01:25I've got a lot on my plate right now.
01:27Everything all right?
01:29Yeah, yeah, it's just...
01:31Yeah, it's time's operation.
01:33I'll be able to the hospital myself in a minute as soon as Andy gets here to see my larger.
01:38Yeah, Jack took Ricky over first thing.
01:41Poor kid.
01:43He's putting on a brave face, but he's worried sick.
01:49You sure everything's all right?
01:51Yeah, just leave it here.
01:54You'll be later now.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Raymond!
01:57Come on.
01:58Let's go.
01:59Get your bits.
02:01I'm there.
02:04Oh, my God.
02:10Yeah, let's go.
02:11Kevin Ray was on 10-minute trip, yeah?
02:14Just give me a chance, all right?
02:16We'll sit down and have a chat.
02:17So, they're gonna say what?
02:18Oh, it wasn't me. I didn't do nothing. I don't even like women.
02:23Well, I see the footy on Jasmin's side here.
02:25I see no one.
02:26I see no one.
02:27I see no one.
02:28I see no one.
02:29I see no one.
02:30I see no one before I die.
02:32I'm sorry, I'm sure you do.
02:33I see no one.
02:34Don't say you're leaving.
02:35Oh, I need you. What's going on?
02:37Yeah, I need you. The boys need you.
02:39We've always got our own family to worry about.
02:42Should be glad to have us go, won't we?
02:44Well, actually, you've just decided. That's it. You're leaving.
02:48Yeah, that's it. You're leaving.
02:49Yeah.
02:50If there's any order, you'll never see me again.
02:51Oh.
02:52If there's any order, you'll never see me again.
03:03Oh.
03:04Remember that gig we was talking about?
03:06Ticket's gone so hard tomorrow.
03:08You're unbelievable.
03:09I'm lying on my sick bed and you're trying to take me off from my credit cards.
03:13I said I had to sort tickets out for the pair of you, didn't I?
03:17Yeah.
03:18We're going to go together.
03:19You know, when you're better.
03:21Yeah, man?
03:22Why?
03:26Well, why don't you get out that vending machine?
03:29Stop you getting a blood sugar crush.
03:36Jack.
03:41This looks...
03:43Something goes wrong, or...
03:45I don't know, they don't manage to get him.
03:47What happened?
03:48No, no, please.
03:50Of all the blokes I've ever knocked around with her,
03:54I'm so glad I had a baby with you.
03:58Just stop worrying, you're going to be fine, yeah?
04:05All right, listen, I'm going to go and check.
04:06See when they're getting up to you.
04:07I'll go in a minute.
04:18Hey, hey, hey.
04:20I'll leave them if you're going to get all sobbing on me.
04:25You'll step me up.
04:26Yeah, well...
04:28It's tempting, though.
04:30I never did like I suppose much, yeah.
04:35You and Grant used to put me up in cotton wool.
04:39You made me feel like nothing bad could ever happen to me.
04:42And they can't.
04:43And they can't.
04:44All right.
04:45I'm not watching.
04:46Oh, this is, um...
04:47Nice.
04:48So, what's the emergency?
04:49Well, I've spoken with this guy.
04:50He don't believe a word I'm saying that he's still planning on leaving.
04:54Hmm.
04:55Young love, eh?
04:56Young love, eh?
04:57You know, it's really hard being right so much of the time.
04:59I don't know if he leaves with her.
05:00She's never going to let me see him again, is she?
05:01Probably.
05:02What do you mean, probably?
05:03Well, how's that going to help me?
05:04Look, if you want to get through this guy, I don't know.
05:05I don't know if he leaves with her, she's never going to let me see him again, is she?
05:06He's in love with her, isn't he?
05:07He's in love with her, isn't he?
05:08He's in love with her, isn't he?
05:09He's in love with her, isn't he?
05:10He's in love with her, isn't he?
05:11I don't know if he leaves with her.
05:12I don't know if he leaves with her, she's never going to let me see him again, is she?
05:15Probably.
05:16What do you mean, probably?
05:17Well, how's that going to help me?
05:18Look, if you want to get through to Oscar, you just have to make him see that Jasmine isn't
05:32the person that she says she is.
05:33He's in love with her, isn't he?
05:35He's in love with her, isn't he?
05:36Then you've got to show him some truth.
05:39I've been thinking if we can get him on our side long enough for him to listen.
05:43I've tried to wear.
05:44That was you, I said we, as in you and me.
05:48And the only other person that Oscar cares about, apart from Jasmine.
05:53You know half the market's gossiping about you.
05:57Oh.
05:58I'm not sure hanging out with Walford's Scarlet Woman's going to do your reputation much good.
06:03I can't hear you, you know.
06:05I know.
06:06What?
06:07Is that Mum?
06:15So how are we going to do this?
06:16Lauren comes home for lunch, and we are waiting.
06:19Oh, what is it?
06:20Oh, have you seen this?
06:21Scale-o-tire.
06:22Oh, oh, that's awful.
06:23Yes, and it is false advertising.
06:24I am anything but alt.
06:25It's probably just kids, not that.
06:26Kids, my eye.
06:27Kids, my eye.
06:28Sorry, um, how did Phil sing to you earlier?
06:31Well, I turned to a morning person, because he's not really a morning person, is he?
06:32But, um, it was in good form, if I sent the pie.
06:33I don't know.
06:34It just seemed like there was something more, somehow.
06:35Well, I turned to a morning person, because he's not really a morning person, is he?
06:36But, um, he was in good form, if I sent the pie.
06:37I don't know.
06:38But I don't know.
06:39I don't know.
06:40I don't know.
06:41It just seemed like there was something more, somehow.
06:46Well, I'm off to your hospital now.
06:49I mean, I'm always in the open, I can check it.
06:51Yeah, but, but try not to check it out.
06:53Yeah, but try not to check it out.
06:54Shhh!
06:55It's my eye.
06:56How did Phil sing to you earlier?
06:57Well, I turned to a morning person, because he's not really a morning person, is he?
06:59But, um, he was in good form, when I sent the pie.
07:00But, I don't know.
07:01It just seemed like there was something more, somehow.
07:03Well, I'm off to your hospital now.
07:04I mean, I'm sure he's in the open-up, and then I check him.
07:06But try not to tell him that I said anything,
07:08because he gets grumpy when he thinks people care about him.
07:12He does, don't you?
07:13Yeah.
07:15That's right. See you later.
07:16See ya.
07:26Right, so what's all this?
07:28Oscar and Jasmine.
07:31Right, well, no offence, but what's it got to do with you?
07:34I thought you said you were going to sort things out, huh?
07:36I am, I have to be.
07:37You haven't done a very good job of it, have you?
07:39I mean, Oscar's still leaving.
07:41What?
07:42No, he ain't. I've spoken to him.
07:44No, I'll start a bite, all right? He's just admitted it.
07:47What have you said, Lauren, all right?
07:48It obviously doesn't mean that much, does it?
07:50Not compared to what Jasmine's been filling his head with.
07:54I did sort of have a go at her last night in the big, I just...
07:58I just told her to stay away from him.
08:00Oh, yeah, well done, Lauren, yeah.
08:03No wonder he don't want to be here.
08:04Says you, the human wrecking ball.
08:06Anyone that gets too close to you, their lives get ruined,
08:09let alone if they're related to you.
08:11That is enough, you two.
08:13Just, just annoy each other later.
08:16I know Jasmine.
08:18The real Jasmine.
08:19That manipulative and cunning doesn't even cover it.
08:23She tries to fool everyone else out there,
08:25and unless we take risk of the truth...
08:28We could lose it, Lauren.
08:31You know, I keep thinking about it the other day, the memorial.
08:35Sort of family we used to be.
08:40I mean, this family's the only thing keeping me head above the water, Lauren.
08:44Always has been.
08:48Well, what's it for you?
08:49Well, let's just say the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
09:00For a while, anyway.
09:01What do you need me to do?
09:12Sure you want to do this?
09:14Last chance to back out.
09:16You'll be missing out on Kitty Cuddles.
09:20Yeah.
09:22I mean, you're most the only one in this family that really likes me.
09:26Sometimes I think she's the only one that's ever really liked me.
09:28Well, apart from you.
09:36So he didn't want me.
09:38And he definitely didn't want me.
09:43There was my brother, actually.
09:46But we got separated.
09:48Separated?
09:49Why?
09:52Please.
09:57Sorry.
09:59You don't have to answer, though.
10:00Could be important.
10:02But I always stress to me is text.
10:03I've always known to be important.
10:04I mean, right?
10:05I don't mean rules.
10:09Yo, sis.
10:12You all right?
10:18Yeah, yeah.
10:19So, um...
10:21I'll be trail of her.
10:24He's sick.
10:25She needs to pick him up from school.
10:28She wants me out with Jimmy until Peter gets back.
10:31Bang!
10:31It's fine.
10:32I'll be as quick as I can.
10:33I promise.
10:34All right?
10:36Wait by the two.
10:38I'll call you.
10:38I reckon if we squeeze another two machines in, we can increase productivity by 25%.
10:57I don't know, Ian.
10:59This place has been running itself just fine as it is.
11:01I mean, well, can't sound in the way of progress, can you?
11:03Anyway, you've got a clearer space for your clean and collect bags.
11:07What?
11:08What are you talking about?
11:09We don't collect.
11:11Yeah, you do.
11:12As of Wednesday.
11:12So sorry on the post.
11:13Ian Beale.
11:17That advertisement cost me a flipping fortune.
11:20And because of you, it's a ravage.
11:24Must be some passing kids.
11:26Don't give me that.
11:27No kid today would say, stale old tongue.
11:30Well, I don't know what you're getting so high and mighty about.
11:32I spent a hundred pound on those leaps.
11:34And for what?
11:35For you to trash them?
11:36You come for my advertising campaign.
11:38I will come for yours.
11:39What goes around comes around and it comes around again.
11:43And your nasty little advert gets spray painted again.
11:46You're right.
11:47All right.
11:47Enough.
11:48Okay.
11:49Look, I might not know anything about marketing.
11:52But what I do know is you two could be making cash instead of buying it.
11:55Yeah, sponsored silence.
11:57You'd make a fortune.
11:59I'm in loads of sheets and stuff you send out to be cleaned every week.
12:04Right.
12:04Now, if you were to offer a little discount, she might, in return,
12:09recommend the calf or the chippy when she's checking her parlors.
12:14Eh?
12:15We've all had enough of this.
12:17Yeah, so make up and start negotiating.
12:22Eh?
12:22Before word gets around what a pair of toddlers you are,
12:25and both your businesses go bust.
12:26Louie isn't sick, is he?
12:43Is it true?
12:45Are you still planning to go away with Jasmine?
12:47Jasmine.
12:50Jasmine's waiting as soon as I meet up with her.
12:52We're gone.
12:52I'm sorry.
12:55God, it don't mean I'm not grateful for everything you've done for me.
12:59Stay, then.
13:01I told you to follow your gut.
13:04I thought you was going to do the right thing,
13:05not just turn around and leave us.
13:07Jasmine needs to go, and I need to be with her.
13:09I'm sorry.
13:10You haven't got a clue who the real Jasmine is.
13:12Yeah, and you ain't my family, so stay out of it.
13:14Yeah, but I am.
13:19What, so you and him are in on this together?
13:21The only thing we're in on is
13:23trying to do what's best for you.
13:26He's our dad.
13:28We've spent all week coming together trying to be a family again.
13:31Yeah, and then you tried it on with my girlfriend.
13:33No, never.
13:34Dad, if this is going to be another lame remix of
13:36You Mean the Rolls to Me, please give me another chance.
13:38Listen to me, all right?
13:39I know what it's like to be in love.
13:40If any other person becomes a part of you,
13:43you can't see past them, right?
13:44That's what I know.
13:45You're not going to believe me over her, are you?
13:49That's why you need proof.
13:57Is she awake?
13:58I can't tell.
13:59Well, it can take a while when you don't come round.
14:02It's the opposite, mate.
14:04I'm trying.
14:05Usually when she's in the room, she can't stop talking.
14:07Well, let's just enjoy that for a minute, shall we?
14:10Hey.
14:12I heard that.
14:18He's still there.
14:20So it will be, didn't I?
14:23I thought you might have whisked Nigel off to Portugal while I was sleeping.
14:28Them drugs must be a lot stronger than we fall.
14:32What, you off on a boy's trip away, are you, Phil?
14:33Yeah, well, she, uh, she seeks to fix her, doesn't she?
14:38Well, I'm, I'm glad you said they're both.
14:42She's like my boy.
14:45Thanks, Phil.
14:46Phil.
14:47I know she's done painkillers, but you and Nigel had a porch for her.
15:06We're very specific.
15:07Especially with all the aggravations we need, which you can't.
15:13Just keep me myself out of my business, yeah?
15:14Hey, you're a mate, Phil.
15:16You've been good to me.
15:19But the way Nigel's dead, eh?
15:21This isn't a good idea.
15:24Why?
15:25That's how you had a plan, isn't it?
15:44Why'd you say that?
15:46So?
15:48I wasn't sure you'd come.
15:50Someone texts and offers me three thousand quid, I'm gonna hear him out.
15:54Even if it is you.
15:58Assume you want something in the time, yeah?
16:00Yeah, talk to Oscar.
16:03Tell him the truth.
16:04Tell him I'm innocent.
16:07No, I'm sorry about yesterday, alright?
16:09I was a bit heavy-handed.
16:12I'm just upset about us to leave him.
16:14Just as I'm getting to know him again.
16:20You're offering me money.
16:22Aren't you afraid I'm just gonna go buy some plane tickets?
16:26No.
16:27If Oscar wants to go, it's fine.
16:28He can go.
16:30What, just, well, we didn't think that I'm capable of something like this?
16:35The family's important, Jasmine.
16:36You know that anyway, right?
16:38You wouldn't have gone through this whole thing with Zoe if you didn't believe that.
16:41You don't know what I went through.
16:42Yeah, but you ain't a machine, are you?
16:45You're human, alright?
16:46You love things.
16:47You want things.
16:47It's just like the rest of us.
16:48So?
16:51Look, I love Oscar, alright?
16:53If you two want to go, that's fine, alright?
16:55But I just need your help to put things right with them before you do.
16:59That ain't right, Jasmine, alright?
17:01It's not fair.
17:01I can't find out who you've gone.
17:05Yes, you'd be upset.
17:06But you'd call her, wouldn't you?
17:07From anywhere, anywhere in the world.
17:08Speak to her.
17:09Speak to Patrick.
17:11Oscar ain't gonna call me, is he?
17:13Not if you split us up like this.
17:14Listen, you can't be everything to him.
17:34You just can't be.
17:35It's just too much for you.
17:38Oh, about five grand.
17:41About five grand, yeah?
17:42How's that sound?
17:43You get yourself set up, yeah?
17:47Please, I'm begging you.
17:51Have you got cash?
17:54Yeah, yeah, I have.
17:56Go get it done.
17:57Go get it done.
18:12After this, you guys can go to the printers and get here some new leaflets.
18:31Thank you, Ivy, for showing us that silly little thing.
18:35Yeah, I mean, we should be supporting each other, not knocking each other down.
18:39See?
18:39Balls won't it end as well.
18:41Right, now let's get down to business with a discount on your price.
18:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:45Hang on.
18:46Hang on, I don't know how much extra business you're going to bring me in.
18:48Oh, be fair.
18:49It's got to be worth my while.
18:5050p of a boy who was you, tight little.
18:53Well, if that is your attitude, I'll take my shoes.
18:55Excellent.
18:56Oh, excellent.
18:57Can I get for the incinerator?
18:59Vain, nice.
19:00Vain, annoying.
19:02Oh, no.
19:03It's you, isn't it?
19:04Eyes on.
19:05Yeah, well, whatever.
19:06You won't see my next week coming.
19:08Come on.
19:08You won't see my next week coming.
19:38And just so we're clear, what is it you want me to tell Oscar?
19:48Just the truth.
19:51Right.
19:52Well, it just sounds like you want me to lie.
19:56Tell him that you're not a human sleaze and that you didn't try it on with me.
20:01So why are you doing this?
20:03It's just lies.
20:05Lies, lies, and more lies.
20:07What in the name of saving your relationship?
20:09Which is a total joke, by the way.
20:12If you really cared about Oscar, you would have shown up for him over the years.
20:16But you didn't, did you?
20:19You are not fit to be a dad.
20:23You're a sperm donor.
20:24At best.
20:26What, and here you are trying to get me to lie for you.
20:29It's sick.
20:29Why, why are you saying all this?
20:31I don't want your money.
20:33I don't want to lie to the person I love.
20:38I don't want to be like you.
20:41Oscar and I, we are different.
20:45Is that it?
20:46Yes?
20:47Say it, old man.
20:48Oscar, she's lying, all right?
20:49Trust me.
20:49No.
20:50You said I'd get proof that I have.
20:53Proof ain't worth my time.
20:54I'm done with you.
20:58Oscar.
21:00Oscar, just wait, will ya?
21:04You're having him on the phone.
21:07That's old school.
21:09I was pretty sure you'd make a recording.
21:12You know, work out the unbranding classics.
21:15Oh, Oscar told me everything about you and your tragic little family.
21:20I win.
21:34Why are you still here?
21:35I told George he must have it wrong, because there ain't no way Phil is going to risk getting banged up again.
21:41You know what Lexi is going through with her dad.
21:48So what, you gonna really let Albie and Raymond go through that as well?
21:52Listen, I ain't getting banged up, all right?
21:53You don't know that.
21:55Julie is Nigel's wife.
21:58It ain't up to you to take him to Portugal or wherever, Phil.
22:02Phil, you know I'm right.
22:04You've got your own life to think about.
22:06And Nigel, Nigel ain't got a life at all.
22:08Not anymore.
22:08He ain't even out there.
22:10And who old you is about?
22:11This is, but she's waiting for the boy.
22:14Oh, that's not fair.
22:15And I'll go no more to Nigel.
22:16I promised him that I'd be there for him.
22:18Not until he ain't, you know?
22:20Not until he couldn't recognise me anymore.
22:23Not until he didn't suit me anymore.
22:25Back to the very end.
22:27And the last time I checked, he ain't dead yet.
22:29This is real.
22:30I know you've got good intentions.
22:35But for you, for Nigel, this is wrong.
22:38This is what Nigel wants.
22:39He don't know what he wants anymore, Phil.
22:41Look, I'm sorry it hurts you, but I'm...
22:43Just get out, all right?
22:45Just get out.
22:46Look, Phil, just listen to me.
22:48Just listen, you ain't my wife, all right?
22:50You ain't my wife, you ain't even my friend.
22:51So just get out.
22:52You and Nigel, round here, you are surrounded by people
23:06who would bend over backwards to help.
23:09And what have you got in Portugal?
23:12What?
23:13When things get bad.
23:16When you're struggling.
23:20Are you going to call?
23:22And all this, this, it's just the old Phil.
23:26The Phil that thinks he can handle it all by himself.
23:31Yeah.
23:34Remind me again.
23:37How did that work out?
23:48That's a pathetic little plan didn't work.
23:50Thought he wanted to run before I leave Walford.
23:52Oscar, wait.
23:53Can you just please think about the boys a minute?
23:56They love you so much, and I know you love them back.
23:59Sorry, she's playing you, Oscar.
24:00This is enough.
24:01Can we just go?
24:02I just...
24:02I want to say that I'm really sorry how I spoke to you yesterday.
24:07It was out of order.
24:08It was out of order.
24:10Then you're also his girlfriend, sir.
24:13I should have more respect.
24:17But you two want to be together.
24:18I get it.
24:20It's just the fact that you ran over there on the promise of a few grand.
24:25So you two must know that you're not going to get through your father without any cash.
24:28Just stick around for a bit.
24:33If you spend some time with the boys, let the dust settle with Dad.
24:36And if you still really want to go when everybody's last upset, then fine.
24:44You know, I'll do what I can to help.
24:45It could take us weeks to find work.
24:47We'll be on the streets by then.
24:49It's not going to get to that, baby.
24:50We're going to work this out, okay?
24:51I love what she's saying.
24:52It makes sense.
24:53Let Dad in the house, mouth off again at Jasmine, and I'm gone straight away.
25:01I understand.
25:10Nice apology, considering you didn't mean a word of it.
25:14Well, here's something I do mean, then.
25:17Stick around, or I will go straight over to the thing.
25:21I will tell a cat all about your little plans.
25:33It's got space, man.
25:38He'll be gone by the morning.
25:40He must realise what Jasmine's like.
25:44Maybe he just doesn't care.
25:47Max!
25:51What do you want?
26:01What, you're going to kick me when I'm down, have you?
26:03Lauren's persuaded Oscar to say.
26:07I just wanted you to know that this isn't over.
26:11That any tiny part of me that felt sorry for you,
26:15or they might have persuaded Oscar to stay in touch after we'd gone?
26:21His debt.
26:30Well done, Lauren.
26:32At least one of the brilliance is pulling their weight around.
26:35I'll try.
26:36What else can I do?
26:37You can remember who you're dealing with and get smarter.
26:42I don't think she saw you.
26:45The last two people she'd expect to be working together.
26:48How was your day with Yolanda?
26:55Yeah, good.
26:56Yeah.
26:57I like Yolanda.
26:59Listen, you know that.
27:01That you and me were talking, you know that.
27:05Going on an adventure.
27:07An adventure?
27:08Just you and me?
27:09Yeah, yeah.
27:09Just you and me to...
27:11To Portugal, do you remember?
27:13Portugal, yeah, right.
27:15Well, do you think that that's something that he'd like to do?
27:21Yeah.
27:22Why not?
27:25Do you understand what I'm saying?
27:28I'm talking to you.
27:29You know, it's not living here anymore.
27:35Yeah, yeah.
27:38Sounds fun.
27:39Which I think is, yeah, that I know that you understand.
27:43You know, that that's what you want, you know?
27:47Hmm.
27:48Well, um, well, you know me better than everyone else.
27:53What do you think?
27:57No, I think.
27:59I think.
28:00I think.
28:02I think you think this all's better than just sitting on the chair.
28:06In the corner of the room.
28:09Because if all you're thinking about is...
28:12Is the bad taste.
28:14You might not have any more good ones.
28:21I'd like some more good ones, please.
28:23It's not even too late for an adventure.
28:30Is it, right?
28:32I promise.
28:36Promise is a promise.
28:43It's about to be the taxi.
28:45All right.
28:45It's about to be the taxi.
28:46It's about to be the taxi.
28:47It's about to be the taxi.
28:51All right.
28:51Shut the door.
29:05I don't want to go through.
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