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00:00Yeah, this gungat ganj ki hawa paani ne haad nahi beghaar diya, yaar.
00:04Chhapte ko tab hajjal ho jati ya.
00:07Chai piliye tham, yaar.
00:09Pressure bune, yaar.
00:17Ah.
00:18Kya kar rao?
00:20Yaar, peet me pahat garbad hori ya.
00:22Chai bana raha.
00:23Toh phir tum chai pioge bhi?
00:25Chai niti, maa. Chai niti.
00:27Kya karunga ki chai ko jo paani ya na, daal duunga pahodho mein.
00:31Pahde bada hongge, patte niklengge, patte chabaounga.
00:34Talja ki mera peet chantho.
00:36Of course, baby.
00:37Main chai bana raha ho, chai pioonga ina, yaar.
00:39Tum chai niti pioge.
00:42Tum chai pioge.
00:43Tum chai pioge, toh phir tumhye pressure aajayega.
00:45That's the point.
00:46To create a pressure.
00:48No.
00:49Agar tumne chai pii, or pressure aagaya,
00:51or tum ushi sameh pressure releas karne chaleega.
00:53Ushi time pere, agar mehemaan nahi chata gaya toho.
00:56Goddammit.
00:57Matlab, agar des dintay ko nahi nahi nahi jayaega,
00:59toho mein des dintay ko apna pressure khol kar ga rakhunga.
01:01Don't you think it's inhuman?
01:03Sokoop, baat ko samjho.
01:06Business ka maamla hai, yaar.
01:07Or ye mere peet ka maamla,
01:09and I'm very sensitive about my stomach.
01:11I know, I know.
01:12Ek bar tumhari taiming pe haath kya dhune chale ge di,
01:15tumne to pura bakkheda khada khar diya tha.
01:17But, bebo samjho,
01:19is bar baat alag hai.
01:21Guest ki safety humare lehe priority hai.
01:23And we have to sacrifice a little bit for business.
01:28Ampere pati ko sacrifice khar daun ki toho.
01:30It's not mellow dramatic muni ki zharuat nahi hai.
01:32Apna kidni daan me dene nahi jarae ho.
01:36Think it like a small favor.
01:39Favor?
01:40You call it a favor?
01:42This is unfair.
01:43It's yati mere saath.
01:44My god.
01:45Oh my god.
01:46What?
01:47Kya ho haan?
01:48I'm about to land.
01:49Without having a tea?
01:50Ha, ha.
01:51Chutumaree baat hai na,
01:53itni zehri lihi hoti hi ki kaan se hoti hi meri,
01:55very intense time me pohonch gai.
01:57Ojaakunne blast kar diya wahan se.
01:59Orsono.
02:00Hmm.
02:01Agar tumne mujhe aur roka na,
02:03to haveli me jo kuch bhi ho ga s ki zimmedar tu ho ghi.
02:05Remi madar.
02:06Okay, okay, okay.
02:07Jaldi jaana aur jaldi wahan prasana.
02:09Go, go, go, go fast.
02:10I'm Mal Khan ko phone kar deta ho.
02:11Hmm.
02:12I'll tell him that jo kuch bhi ho ga,
02:13tumme information deta raha.
02:14Okay.
02:15Okay?
02:16I'm calling.
02:19Abalande son.
02:20Jo geys hai na,
02:21uske bhaatun ke bhaar ladak ja.
02:23And jo ki reaktiviti ho ga,
02:24uske information Annu ko de.
02:26Okay?
02:27All right.
02:28I'll tell you.
02:29I'll tell you.
02:30I'll tell you.
02:31I'll tell you.
02:32Hey.
02:33Hey.
02:34Hold on.
02:35Yeah.
02:36Go, go, go, go.
02:37Go, go, go.
02:40Abalatukhe bhaiya,
02:41ka hai, ka hai humko hot ek bana raha hai hai?
02:44Woh hostage hota hai.
02:46Sahi pakde hai.
02:47Aka hai sakare hai.
02:49Ta ki uu bhagutie ki been per tum thirakti hui bahar na nikal lo,
02:53samji?
02:56Abalatukhe bhaiya.
02:57Abalatukhe bhaiyan dhujih nah bhajata hai.
02:59Woh kuch bhi bhajata hai.
03:00Woh kuch bhi bhajata hai.
03:01Iske me koi pharak nahin pardha.
03:03Aume pharak is baat se pardha hai,
03:04kyn ke bein bhajane se tuha raha nunchas bhaar a jatiti ho,
03:08Toh thirakkih bhaar nikal lieti ho.
03:10Ah, we'll tell you, that we can't do cream-rolls.
03:17You can't say anything, but you can't control it.
03:21I'm not sure.
03:22But you know that you have a disease.
03:28Understand? And it's just a way to stop it.
03:31It's not a way to dance, right?
03:35Sometimes I feel like you're our own.
03:39Do you like that?
03:41Huh?
03:43Look, look, look.
03:45We have to understand them.
03:47Don't do that.
03:49We get tired.
03:51But they don't listen to them.
03:53They say that we are going to stop our work.
03:57We are going to work.
03:59We will do that every day.
04:03We will take them there.
04:05Give them a call.
04:07Give them a call.
04:09Sorry, Pagli.
04:11We can't do this.
04:13We can't do this.
04:15We will play Bhabuti's piano.
04:17You will be prepared for dancing.
04:19Look, Pagli.
04:21For our love, for our love.
04:23You have to stay here.
04:25Please, please, please.
04:27Let me tell you.
04:29Please, see us once.
04:31It will be very good.
04:33Oh, Bhabuti Ji was saying
04:35that we are very good dancing.
04:39You are not a sexy dance.
04:41What?
04:43Kaka?
04:45Sanssuta?
04:46You are right.
04:47You are right.
04:49Yes, I am a sexy goddess.
04:50You will have to stick to the corpse.
04:52Take your eyes.
04:53You are right.
04:55I will have to do that.
04:57I am a lion of love.
04:58I will have to fight for the znalee.
04:59I am a creature.
05:00If you are sick.
05:01Pulling the men.
05:02That's why you are sick.
05:03Come.
05:04Next week.
05:05I have to love your life.
05:08I have to fight.
05:10If you want more.
05:12I
05:15Oh
05:20Vibhu or Kitty dear
05:23Hey, Malqan ka phone to an end. Do not yar
05:26Ahagya aagya aagya
05:27Haan Malqan boloh eh Babi Ji I guess tago man, Ahana
05:31Haan aek mitte
05:33Vibhu, mahmant kao e leke ke andur chala gaya hai tum bahane klou jaldi
05:36Abhi to aya ho yaar abhi beita ho yaar kujh dher to beitne do kam se kam aray abhi
05:41You've got ten minutes and you've got to get something out of here.
05:43I'm a fool of you.
05:45I'm not a fool of you.
05:47I'm not a fool of you.
05:49Don't talk about it.
05:51Don't talk about it.
05:53Let's go to the piano and go back home.
06:04Hello?
06:05Hey, Baba Ji.
06:07He's gone out of the house.
06:09Why? I don't care about it.
06:10I don't care about it.
06:12I'm going to go to the house.
06:13But, looking at the hot water,
06:14I'm going to get out of here.
06:16Then I'm going to go out.
06:18Look at that.
06:19You three of us have no respect.
06:22Don't do anything like that.
06:24Don't do anything like that.
06:26Don't do anything like that.
06:28Tell me about it.
06:29Yes, Baba Ji.
06:32You were supposed to be landing.
06:34Yes, let's go back.
06:36Why?
06:37The guest,
06:39he kept the toilet and went out.
06:41This is very unfair.
06:43This is very unfair.
06:45Okay, go on.
06:46It's okay.
06:47Yay!
06:49It's okay.
06:50Don't do anything like that.
06:51I've been watching a lot of the stuff,
06:52but I'm not going to go away.
06:54I'm not going to work at all.
06:55I never know anything about my stuff.
06:57I've never had a good job.
06:58But, I think,
06:59I think that people have to be a good job.
07:02I think that God has made you and thought that I will make you a wrong product.
07:15If you don't have anything like that, then why would you send it to me?
07:19That's what I think.
07:20After that, I understand that you will not be able to send it.
07:24You will be going to put it in a bag of clothes.
07:27Don't go to the ground and go to the ground and go to the ground.
07:31Don't go to the ground, don't go to the ground.
07:33What do you mean?
07:43Yes, Mal Khan.
07:44Hey, Baba Ji.
07:45I'll take the soap and take it back.
07:47It's a good thing, right?
07:48It won't go out again.
07:49Yes, Baba Ji.
07:50Now I think I won't go.
07:52I'm going to take my clothes.
07:53I'll tell you about my clothes.
07:55Oh!
07:56What's wrong?
07:57One minute.
07:58Vibhu!
07:59Vibhu!
08:00Come out, get out.
08:01What a fun, man.
08:03Get out, get out.
08:04Get out, get out.
08:05Now it's time for me.
08:06No!
08:07You have to come out, Vibhu.
08:08Vibhu, get out.
08:09I'll call Thibari Ji.
08:11Come out, come out.
08:13Come out, come out, fast.
08:19Yes, Mal Khan, call me.
08:20Hey, hold on, Baba Ji.
08:21I'll take out again.
08:22Why?
08:23Why did he come out?
08:24Because you didn't call me.
08:25I'm not saying to you.
08:26I'm saying to Mal Khan.
08:27Yes, what happened?
08:28I don't know.
08:29Baba Ji, why are you doing inside?
08:30But don't worry.
08:31Don't worry.
08:32Don't worry about it.
08:33You have to go back.
08:34No, no.
08:35Okay.
08:36Call me.
08:37I'm really feeling uncomfortable.
08:39Sorry, Vibhu.
08:40No, no, no, no, no.
08:41I don't think it's good for you.
08:42I don't think it's good for you.
08:43But what's the problem of business?
08:45I can't open the guest room.
08:47If you go back and get the information,
08:50I'll call you out.
08:52You go to land your thing.
08:55Pathetic eyes.
08:56What?
08:57It's aesthetic.
08:58Everything is aesthetic.
08:59Everything is aesthetic.
09:00Everything is done.
09:02It's done.
09:04Go, go.
09:05Relax.
09:08I don't know.
09:09What are you doing?
09:10Then go back.
09:11What?
09:12What?
09:13I'm looking for Nabe.
09:14I'm doing Nabe.
09:15I'm doing Nabe.
09:16I'm doing Nabe.
09:17I'm doing Nabe.
09:18I'm doing Nabe.
09:26Yes, Mal Khan.
09:27Yes, Baba Ji.
09:28I'm going to come back again.
09:29I'm starting to come back.
09:30Yes, Baba Ji.
09:31I'm going to come back.
09:32I'm going to come back.
09:33I'll take the photo.
09:34I'm going to come back.
09:36I'm a fool, Mal Khan.
09:37Why do I have to take a photo to show a man's photo?
09:40Why do I have to take a photo?
09:42If I take a photo, tell me.
09:44Baba Ji, I don't know when I take a photo.
09:47I'll take this photo.
09:49I'll take a photo.
09:50I'll take a photo.
09:52It's no need.
09:53It's no need.
09:54I'll take a towel, towel,
09:55and everything.
09:56You'll take a photo.
09:57I'll take it.
09:58I'll take a photo.
09:59I'll take a photo.
10:00I'll take a photo.
10:01I'll take a photo
10:02if I can get it.
10:03That's how I'll take a photo.
10:04Now, I'll take a photo.
10:05Like this or that?
10:06Please.
10:07You're my fault.
10:09Take a photo.
10:10Take a photo.
10:11Yeah.
10:12What?
10:13What are you, Mal Khan?
10:18Baba Ji, I want you to take a number.
10:21Then I'll go.
10:22God, you do it.
10:23Do it.
10:24Do it.
10:25I don't know how to do it.
10:26But do it.
10:27Do it.
10:28Baba Ji, how do I do it?
10:32Let's go.
10:43God, this guest is very irritating.
10:49What did she do?
10:51It's really very irritating.
10:53She's not able to decide or not.
10:55She's going inside and out.
10:57She's going inside and out.
10:58I don't understand.
10:59What's happening with me?
11:01I've done that.
11:02I've done that.
11:03I've done that.
11:04I've done that.
11:05I've done that.
11:06I've done that.
11:07I've done that.
11:08I've done that.
11:09Okay.
11:10You release everything.
11:14Mal Khan!
11:15Mal Khan!
11:16Hey, my friend!
11:17Where are you?
11:18Oh, my God.
11:19Hey, my friend.
11:20Oh, my son.
11:21Hey, what are you doing?
11:22Hey, my son.
11:23Hey.
11:24Hey.
11:25Hey.
11:26You're okay, sir.
11:27Hey.
11:28Hey.
11:29I've been telling you something,
11:30you know?
11:31Don't kill you.
11:32Don't kill you.
11:33Don't kill you.
11:35Don't kill you.
11:36Don't kill me.
11:37Don't kill me.
11:38Oh
12:08It's just here, it's just here, it's just here, it's just here, it's just here, it's just here.
12:14Hey, Babi-ji.
12:15Hey, that's a bar tub.
12:16Give it to Vibhuti Bhia.
12:17Give it to Piano Bajane.
12:18Yay!
12:19Okay.
12:23Vibhu!
12:24I'm going to come out.
12:25Because I'm on my landing mode.
12:28Now I can't abort the flight.
12:32Piano.
12:33Piano.
12:35Yeah!
12:38Hey, what's happening?
12:40Hey, Rupo.
12:41Hey, Rupo.
12:42Hey, Rupo.
12:43Hey, Rupo.
12:44Hey, Rupo, come on.
12:45Hey, Rupo.
12:46Hey, hey.
12:47Hey.
12:48Why are you shooting? Who is this?
12:49This Adwi has lost our body.
12:51And now we will lose his body.
12:53Don't lose. Don't lose. Don't lose.
12:54Don't lose. Don't lose. Don't lose.
12:55Don't lose. Don't lose.
12:56Don't lose.
12:57Hey, this is your Pagleth Sakshinah.
12:59Why is he not?
13:02Hey, man. This is Sakshinah.
13:04Pagleth?
13:05You guys.
13:06Why are you taking off their body?
13:08Why are you two?
13:09Why are you two?
13:11Hey, Sakshinah.
13:12Why are you taking off your body?
13:15Because I told them to say that I am a dirty dog.
13:19What are you saying?
13:21You don't have a dirty dog?
13:22I mean, you don't have a dirty dog?
13:23I've never been a dirty dog.
13:25I'm a dirty dog.
13:27I'm a dirty dog.
13:28I'll tell you, you know, the truth,
13:30is that I was the best human being in modern colony in our colony.
13:34His name was Vibhuti Narayan Mishra,
13:36which has changed differently.
13:39Then I knew, after that,
13:41I knew that no dog would want to come here.
13:43All's that much trouble.
13:44I'm a dirty dog.
13:45After making a fake drug, I got into my mind.
13:50I came to make a fake drug.
13:53But the problem was that I would never kill myself.
13:57I was very frustrated.
14:00I couldn't get hurt.
14:04I would die.
14:06Then I thought,
14:08I broke the fake drug.
14:12If I told them,
14:14they will kill me.
14:18That's why I told them.
14:20I'm not a fake drug.
14:23I'll kill myself.
14:25I'll kill myself.
14:27I'll kill myself.
14:29I'll kill myself.
14:31I'll kill myself.
14:44I'll kill myself.
14:49I'll kill myself.
14:51Where's the room?
15:09I'm
15:15Under it, huh?
15:17Was it for me to open the door?
15:19Open the door, my little brother.
15:21Listen, listen, listen.
15:22Please be gentle.
15:23The love of love.
15:25Yes, sir.
15:27We saw love in my little brother.
15:29Here's two of them, in love.
15:31Open the door, my little brother.
16:40You should not be able to reach your eyes.
16:50You should not be able to reach your eyes.
16:56You should not reach your eyes.
16:58You should be able to reach your eyes.
17:05Because you are in the same way.
17:08This is a real deal.
17:11Oh
17:26Oh
17:41No, we will not dance in front of the dog.
17:46We are saying, until we're going to dance.
17:50We will dance.
17:57We will dance.
17:59We will say to you.
18:01We will dance.
18:03We are coming.
18:06We will dance.
18:08We will dance.
18:10We will dance.
18:12We will dance.
18:21Oh, Barbuti Ji.
18:22What are you doing?
18:25You are playing piano, right?
18:28You are playing the game.
18:29Oh, Barbuti Ji.
18:30What are you doing?
18:32You are doing our dance.
18:36Well, I am not going to give you money.
18:38Oh, I am.
18:39So I am not going to beat you.
18:41Well, I am not going to be happy with this ibm.
18:44I am coming to you.
18:45I am not working and come home.
18:47I am not going to be restless, Barbuti Ji.
18:49I am not going to be quiet.
18:51What are you doing, Baba Ji?
18:53Yes, Baba Ji.
18:55That's why we're playing with you.
18:59When will we play?
19:01Baba Ji, what do you want to do with Sashan?
19:03I'm really hungry.
19:05God will do it.
19:07Listen to me.
19:09Take a break.
19:17Baba Ji!
19:19Oh, Baba Ji Ji.
19:21What is it?
19:23I'm not doing this work.
19:25What is it?
19:27Please help me.
19:29Help me.
19:31I will sit with my fingers.
19:33Baba Ji.
19:35What is it?
19:37Baba Ji, please help me.
19:39Help me.
19:41It's a dirty night.
19:49Whatever it is.
19:51I'm sorry.
19:53We are doing this.
19:55Father,eur, Anita.
19:57I have said ginger for me.
19:59It's my ginger.
20:05Aida, I need to give fingers?
20:07It's a real thing.
20:09Come on.
20:10Put it up.
20:11Come here.
20:13A-G-A-G-A-G-A-P-H-E-B-O-M-A-S-E-N-A-P-H-E-P-H-E-S-O-M-S-E-N-K-L-A-T-A-K-A-M-
20:27J-O-R-N-I-K-L-K-E-P-H-A-K-A-M!
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