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The Beverly Hillbillies (season 1) 0101 The Clampets Strike Oil
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01:29I reckon so. It went limping off on three legs.
01:34I swear I don't know what I'm going to do about that girl.
01:39Well, the first thing to do is to get her into a dress.
01:42She's getting too big to be wearing man's duds.
01:45Looky here. She's done popped the buttons off of her shirt again.
01:49Well, Ellie Mae carries herself proud with her shoulders throwed back.
01:54It ain't her shoulders that's popping these buttons.
01:59Pulling grown up, rounded out, female woman.
02:02Time to start acting like one.
02:05Well, one of these days some boy will come along and start courting her.
02:09They came courting when she was 12.
02:12What did she do?
02:14She whopped the tar out of them.
02:17Well, it ain't fitting.
02:19Girl running around as wild as a cougar,
02:21wrestling, fighting, and hunting.
02:23She ought to be doing woman's work.
02:26Happen me with the steel.
02:27Well, I'll speak to her.
02:32Oh, that reminds me.
02:37Better go down and stomp out the fire under that mess.
02:42Hold on now, Granny.
02:44You ain't going to stomp out no fire like that, are you?
02:46Huh?
02:48Oh, of course not.
02:50Don't want to burn my shoes.
02:55Huh?
02:57Granny!
02:58Somebody open the door!
03:01Howdy, Pa!
03:04What you got there?
03:07Stranger.
03:09Where'd you get him?
03:10I'm beating him with a rock.
03:12What for?
03:13He was cooking around down by the slough.
03:15Figured he might be a revenuer.
03:17He ain't no revenuver.
03:20Then can I keep him?
03:22Of course not.
03:23Well, I called him.
03:24It don't matter.
03:25Well, he won't be no trouble.
03:27I could keep him out in the smokehouse.
03:28Ellie Mae, you can't keep people like they were dogs and cats.
03:33Ooh!
03:34Ooh!
03:35Ooh!
03:35Ooh!
03:35Ow!
03:36Ooh!
03:36That's farts!
03:37Who's that?
03:48Some feller Ellie found nosing around.
03:51Being he went with the rocks, I'd be easier to tote.
03:54Here, fellas, from the Petroleum Company.
03:57What's a Petroleum?
03:58I don't know.
03:59He asked me if he could do some wildcatting down by the slough.
04:02I said, help yourself.
04:04We're glad to get rid of the critters.
04:06What'd he say?
04:07He just kind of laughed.
04:08But the laugh's on him.
04:09There ain't no wildcats down there at that slough.
04:12I don't know.
04:13It's too full of oil.
04:15Oh.
04:16Oh.
04:17What happened?
04:21Where am I?
04:22This here is the Clampett place.
04:24I'm Jed Clampett, my youngin' Ellie Mae, and Granny.
04:27Granny says you've been doin' some wildcatting.
04:30There's no need to.
04:31Mr. Clampett, that swamp of yours is full of oil.
04:35I could have told you that.
04:36Well, my company would like to pump it out.
04:38Yeah, I'd like that too, but I just can't afford to have it done.
04:43Oh, no, no, no.
04:43You don't understand.
04:44You see, you wouldn't have to pay for it.
04:47Oh, I don't take favors from strangers.
04:50No, no, no, Mr. Clampett, you see, you're a very rich man.
04:56How big a rock did you bean him with?
04:59No bigger than a hedge, Apple.
05:02Listen, I've got to call my office in Tulsa.
05:05Have you got a telephone?
05:06A what?
05:08A telephone.
05:10Well, maybe one of your neighbors has one.
05:11It's a, uh, well, down in this country, it's probably a box attached to the wall.
05:16And, uh, uh, you talk into it, and they can hear you in Tulsa.
05:23Maybe you'd better sit down for a spell.
05:27Oh, I haven't time.
05:28Listen, where's the nearest airfield?
05:30Airfield?
05:31You know, Granny, that's, uh, when them airfields sets up in the air.
05:35Oh, never mind.
05:40I'll find it myself.
05:41Listen, now, don't you sell that swamp till you hear from me.
05:44I'm flying to Tulsa.
05:48Now he thinks he's got wings.
05:49Morning, Granny.
06:05Watch them buttons, child.
06:09Granny!
06:13Them pigs of yours got into the car.
06:17Did they drink much?
06:19I reckon they did.
06:22This here little fellow was kicking blue blazes out of the mule.
06:26That's the trouble with razorbacks.
06:28They such a mean drunk.
06:34Oh!
06:35Yeah.
06:36This wouldn't happen if you'd stay in the house where you belong.
06:38Oh!
06:39There it is, Mr. Brewster.
06:51From the tests and surveys, I say that's going to be one of the richest pools since East Texas.
06:55News like this is bound to get out.
06:57Let's go down and get Pampitt's name on a deal.
06:59Where's the gun?
07:00Where's the gun?
07:01Where's the gun?
07:02Oh, there, there, there.
07:02What's the matter?
07:03You ought to see what just flew over Blueberry Ridge.
07:04What?
07:05Let Dad blame this biggest bird you ever laid eyes on.
07:06Probably just an overrode chicken hawk.
07:07Chicken hawk?
07:08Nothing.
07:09That thing could make off of the hog.
07:10Hurry up.
07:11Put that gun together.
07:12No room to land near the cabin, Mr. Brewster.
07:13It's too rocky and hilly.
07:14Then let's get the sling ready to be lowered.
07:15Oh, Mr. Brewster that might be dangerous.
07:29Hang the danger!
07:30We're going to be the first oil company down there if it kills you.
07:33Me?
07:34Don't worry.
07:35If it's safe, I'll follow you.
07:38Granny, I see it.
07:40Here it is!
07:41Land of mine!
07:42Swag's the food!
07:44J'ai l'air de la merseille, regarde ça !
07:48Qu'est-ce que tu fais, Granny ?
07:49C'est un peu d'un œil, mais si tu n'as pas pris un homme !
07:57C'est parti, Pa, c'est mon stranger !
08:00Où est-il ?
08:01C'est parti de la maison, je vais te donner un autre côté !
08:04C'est parti, Granny ?
08:06Non, mais j'ai l'air de la maison !
08:12C'est parti, Granny ?
08:14Non, mais j'ai l'air de la maison !
08:34Stop !
08:35Stop !
08:36Stop !
08:37Hold on !
08:39Granny !
08:40Granny !
08:41Yes, Jeanne ?
08:42Granny, grab ahold of something and hang on !
08:44Cousin Pearl and that overgrowth son of hers,
08:47he's headed right for the cabin in that old truck !
08:49Ham and protect us !
08:51Oh, Jethro !
09:01Did they hit us, kid ?
09:02No, but I think they sure want the chicken house !
09:08Oh, Jeth, I'm sure sorry about the chicken house !
09:11But nobody got hurt !
09:16Jethro, I told you to get rid of them worn-out brakes !
09:19I did, Ma !
09:20That's how come we ain't got none !
09:24Get on out !
09:25Who left the chicken house back on his foundation ?
09:28Jed ?
09:29Yeah ?
09:30Jed, Ellie Mae came running over to my place and she said you sold the swamp to some oil company !
09:36Well, yeah, I guess I did !
09:41What did they pay you first ?
09:44Well, he ain't paid me nothing yet !
09:45That Brewster fella said he'd bring the money later !
09:48How much they gonna pay you ?
09:51Well, uh, he said it'd depend some on how much oil they could pump up !
09:55Well, he must have mentioned some figure !
09:56What was it ?
09:58Now, Curly, you know that old swamp one !
10:00Well, shucks !
10:02Jed Clampett, you got Slickett and you're ashamed to admit it !
10:05That's just what I told you !
10:07Granny, how much they gonna pay him ?
10:08All right, I'll tell you !
10:09He said it'd run somewhere between twenty-five and a hundred !
10:11Twenty-five and a hundred ?
10:13I know it don't sound like much, but Mr. Brewster seemed to set great store by the fact he's gonna pay me in some new kind of dollar !
10:20There ain't no new kind of dollar !
10:23Well, it's new to me !
10:25I've heard of gold dollars, silver dollars, paper dollars !
10:27But he said he's gonna pay me in, uh, what'd he call them, Granny ?
10:32Million dollars !
10:36Yeah, that's it !
10:38Million dollars !
10:40He wrote the whole thing out on this piece of paper !
10:42Here, you can see for yourself !
10:44I don't know nothing about that, Granny !
10:46Let's see here now !
10:49Thanks and heaven !
10:52Granny, give me the jug !
10:54It's empty, but I'll fetch some !
10:56I'll go, Granny !
11:01Jet !
11:02Jet !
11:05You're a millionaire !
11:07A millionaire !
11:09Yeah, that's what that Brewster fella kept calling me !
11:11I didn't know just how to take it !
11:13He meant you're rich !
11:16Me ?
11:17The richest man in these hills !
11:19Maybe in the whole state !
11:21Oh, Jet !
11:22You can have anything you want !
11:25Do anything you want !
11:26Go any place you want !
11:29Yeah, that's another thing he kept saying !
11:31He said he reckoned I'd be moving away from here soon !
11:34What do you think, Pearl ?
11:35You think I oughta move ?
11:37Jet !
11:38How can you even ask ?
11:40Look around you !
11:42You're eight miles from your nearest neighbor !
11:44You're overrun with skonks, possums, coyotes, bobcats !
11:49You use kerosene lamps for light !
11:51You cook on a wood stove !
11:52Summer and winter !
11:54You're drinking homemade moonshine !
11:56Washing with homemade lye soap !
11:59And your bathroom is 50 feet from the house !
12:01And you ask should you move ?
12:06Yeah, I reckon you're right !
12:09Man be a dang fool to leave all this !
12:19Oh !
12:20There you are, Jet !
12:22You misunderstood me !
12:24I meant you should move away !
12:27And you know where I'd go if I was you ?
12:29Where ?
12:31California !
12:33California ?
12:34Yes, sir ! Beverly Hills, California !
12:38Jet !
12:39Remember the time that your pa took us to Eureka Springs to see the movie picture ?
12:45Yeah !
12:47Well !
12:48The actors that make their movie pictures live in Beverly Hills !
12:53Go on !
12:54Yes !
12:56Well, doggie !
12:58Can I have you something ?
13:00Living in the same neck of the woods with old-town Mick ?
13:03It's so good !
13:05And we could come visit you !
13:08You know what else they say about California ?
13:13What ?
13:15You don't get cold out there !
13:17What don't get cold out there ?
13:19Nothing don't get cold out there !
13:21They don't have no snow or no ice !
13:24Can't they bring some in ?
13:26They don't want it !
13:28That's why it'd be so good for Granny !
13:30Remember last winter when she slipped on the ice and broke her hip ?
13:33Yeah !
13:35Poor old woman !
13:37She was limping for two days !
13:41Well !
13:42That couldn't happen in California !
13:43Because they don't have no ice !
13:45How come ?
13:47I don't know how come !
13:49But Granny'd sure like it !
13:51And we could visit you !
13:52Do you know what else they say about California ?
13:58Maybe Jethro know how come there's no ice !
14:02She's going to school !
14:04We could ask you !
14:06Jessa !
14:08Yeah Ma !
14:09Come on over here !
14:11Speaking of school !
14:12Ellie Mae could get herself a fine education out there in Beverly Hill !
14:17Yeah Ma !
14:19Your rich uncle's got a question he'd like to ask you !
14:23What rich uncle Ma ?
14:26Your rich uncle Jade !
14:28Jethro !
14:29How come there's no ice in California ?
14:34Don't look at me ! I didn't take it !
14:38You big big jungle !
14:39Well I didn't Ma !
14:40Oh get out of here !
14:41Well you always do !
14:42I don't know !
14:44I was saying Jed !
14:46Folks claim California's got it all beat !
14:50While things grow twice as big out there !
14:53Jethro would be a whopper wouldn't he ?
14:59He could help you move !
15:01He's awful handy at lifting and toting !
15:03And he could drive you out in my truck !
15:05Now tell you what Pearl !
15:07I'm going to have to study on this !
15:08When that Brewster fella comes back !
15:10I'll ask him what he thinks !
15:14Well your cousin is right about that Mr. Clampett !
15:17Beverly Hills is a choice residential area !
15:19And lots of millionaires do settle there !
15:22Folks like me huh ?
15:24Well uh millionaires !
15:26And movie stores too !
15:28Oh yeah !
15:30Is Tom Mix there ?
15:31What's the matter with me ?
15:32Remember Pearl ?
15:33He got shot at the end of that picture !
15:38Well there are plenty of other movie stars !
15:39And that's where Jed wants to live !
15:40Ain't it Jed ?
15:42I do like the notion of living in the hill !
15:44Never could stay in flat country !
15:46Mr. Clampett !
15:47I think it only fair !
15:49That is !
15:51Well I think you may have a wrong idea about Beverly Hills !
15:53Is that where you live ?
15:55No ! My home is in Tulsa !
15:57Well see !
15:59Maybe you can get a place to live !
16:01I think you can get a place to live !
16:02In your neighborhood !
16:04Mr. Clampett !
16:05Let's not beat around the bush !
16:06You will love Beverly Hills !
16:08Then that's it !
16:10Can you steer Jed onto a good place ?
16:12No I can get the bank out there to handle it for him !
16:14He'd like a nice big place !
16:16With plenty of room for his kinfolk !
16:18To get a place to live !
16:20Well I think you may have a wrong idea about Beverly Hills !
16:22Is that where you live ?
16:23No ! My home is in Tulsa !
16:24Well see !
16:25Maybe you can get us a place there !
16:26In your neighborhood !
16:28Mr. Clampett !
16:29Let's not beat around the bush !
16:30Plenty of room for his kinfolk to visit him !
16:37I would like a nice roomy place !
16:39If I could afford it !
16:41Oh ! Mr. Clampett !
16:43With your money you can afford the Taj Mahal !
16:45Okay ! I'll take it !
16:48Well no ! You see !
16:49I was just making a little joke !
16:51Oh !
16:52Well ! Go right ahead !
16:55Well you see !
16:57The Taj Mahal is in India !
17:00Mr. Brewster !
17:05Mr. Brewster !
17:07You're a nice fellow !
17:08But I've heard better jokes !
17:13Is the foreigner staying for supper ?
17:16I'm ashamed to say I ain't asked him !
17:17How about it ?
17:18Oh ! I don't think so !
17:20Oh ! No trouble !
17:21What you cooking tonight Granny ?
17:22Mustard greens and possum innards !
17:24Did you hear that Mr. Brewster ?
17:29Very clearly !
17:31Want a change of mind ?
17:32Uh !
17:33Not this time !
17:34Well !
17:35If you should happen to come back tomorrow !
17:37We'll be having leftovers !
17:38That's the thing about possum innards !
17:39He's just as good the second day !
17:41Kelly !
17:42If old Duke sits there with you !
17:43There ain't gonna be room for Granny !
17:44Oh ! That's alright Paul !
17:45Granny ain't going !
17:46Who says she ain't !
17:47She says she ain't !
17:48That's right Uncle Jed !
17:50She's just sitting on the back porch in her rocker !
17:51And she says that's as close to California as you're going to get her !
17:55We see about that !
17:57Thanks for it !
17:58You've got me the newest women folks !
17:59You've got me the newest women folks !
18:01I'm not sure !
18:02I'm not sure you've got me the old Duke !
18:04I'm not sure I'm not sure !
18:06You've got me the two of them !
18:07You've got me the last
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18:44Well, if he moves me, I'll go
18:47But you and Big Jethro ain't a-budger me
18:50Friend, this year Beverly Hills sounds like the kind of place you'd like
18:55That Britcher fella says they got smogs out there
18:58What's a smog?
19:01Well, me and Jethro figured out that's a small hog
19:04And you heard what Pearl says
19:08It ain't got no snow out there
19:09You could run your still year-round
19:11Run it the year-round here
19:13Yeah, but walking down through the snow to the still always makes you feel so miserable
19:18I might feel miserable walking down
19:22But the way I feel is coming back makes up for it
19:25Hey, David, friend
19:28We've been planning and talking about this trip for days
19:32You never said you wouldn't go
19:34Never said I wouldn't either
19:36But that Britcher fella has bought us a house in them Beverly Hills
19:39He sent our 25 million to the bank out there
19:42Well, you just chase on out after it
19:44I'm staying right here
19:46And I ain't a-feared neither
19:48Granny, I ain't a-leaving you here alone
19:52And I ain't a-budging out of this rocker
19:55Get through
20:07What does that sign say?
20:09It says Beverly Hills
20:11You care about Granny?
20:13We're vials
20:14They call them hills?
20:16Why, we got moles that can push up higher ridges than that
20:20Well, East Ways East Hill
20:22We'll be among our kind of folks
20:25This deposit of 25 million dollars
20:38To the account of J.D. Clampett
20:41J.D.
20:42As in Rockefeller
20:44Elevates us to third position in capital assets
20:49And assures our bank of
20:51Come in
20:53I'm sorry to interrupt, Mr. Drysdale
20:56All right, Taylor
20:57Well, are we all set to give the Clampetts a red carpet reception?
21:01Well, I'm afraid Mrs. Drysdale still isn't too happy, sir
21:04Yes, I know
21:05Oh, my wife is very upset that I got the estate next to ours for the Clampetts
21:10Says I don't even know what kind of people they are
21:12Do you?
21:14I know to the dollar what kind of people they are
21:19They're my kind of people
21:21Loaded
21:22Taylor?
21:24Have the gardeners got the grounds in order?
21:27Yes, sir
21:27But I'm afraid that's another thing your wife is upset about
21:30Oh?
21:30Well, you see, your gardeners have been working on their lawn all week
21:33Why, they've mowed it, trimmed it, fed it, clipped it
21:36I don't care if they lather it and shave it
21:38This is the most beautiful mansion in Beverly Hills
21:41I want every square inch of ground within those walls
21:44And apple pie
21:44Yes?
21:47Oh, hello, Margaret
21:49No, dear, I'm very bit
21:52What?
21:55Well, good heavens, did you call the police?
21:58I'll be right there
21:59What happened?
22:00The Clampetts estate is being invaded by a band of outlaws
22:03Invaded?
22:04Yes, they're holding the gardeners at gunpoint
22:06Sure is lucky we come along, we did
22:16That's the truth
22:17The way they were slipping through that gate
22:19Another five minutes and that whole darn prison would have been empty
22:21Yeah, Uncle Jed, I've seen pictures
22:32Only thing is, how come there ain't no guards on them walls?
22:37Probably done them in with them knives and things
22:40These killers if I ever did see any
22:43Fine neighborhood we's moving into
22:46You hear that?
22:50Hot digger, there's bobcats in these heels
22:52I'm sorry, somebody's calling the law
22:57I reckon they're gonna be mighty grateful for what we've done
23:01Folks out here has got a strange way of showing us grateful
23:08You've locked up one of the richest men in the country
23:12Mr. Clampett, I don't know how to apologize
23:14I'm deeply humiliated
23:15What have you cutthroats done with J.D. Clampett?
23:19I'm Jed Clampett and I'd appreciate it if you let go of my Sunday shirt
23:24You're J.D. Clampett, the oil millionaire?
23:28Yep, this here's my nephew Jethro
23:30Howdy
23:31Quickly, man, unlock yourself
23:33Mr. Clampett
23:34On behalf of the entire city of Beverly Hills
23:37I extend our deep and humble apologies
23:39For this unfortunate and embarrassing incident
23:42Oh, I move in Drysdale
23:44President of the Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills
23:46My car is waiting to take you and your family to your new home
23:49We want you to know how happy we are
23:52To have you, your handsome nephew
23:53Your lovely daughter
23:55And your beautiful money
23:56Mother
23:57Wait a minute!
24:10Stop this car!
24:11Mr. Drysdale, you tricked us
24:15You just took us out of jail so you could bring us back up here to prison
24:18Head for the hills, everybody
24:20No, wait! Come back!
24:23It's not a prison, it's your home
24:25No, wait! Mr. Clampett
24:28Listen to me!
24:29Wait! Come back!
24:31Friendly!
24:31Help!
24:36Hehlessly
24:37He's not having me
24:38No, wait!
24:38Mint
24:39It's not a prison
24:42It's not a prison
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24:44You have any
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24:55It's not a prison
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