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00:00:00buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer
00:00:29did he hear okay don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's probably
00:00:39really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk right
00:00:46you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're coming
00:00:54I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my girl
00:00:59my coffee right right sorry
00:01:16oh my god Mikey don't laugh we're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:32I'm sorry no babe you're listening you look great my bad my bad my bad
00:01:38come here don't worry about that I do it all the time
00:01:47let me remake your coffee
00:01:51right
00:01:58right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:04oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut
00:02:09as if someone as hot as him would want her yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone as
00:02:17cute as Sophie looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee or having sex
00:02:26oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:33oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:47Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what I literally don't
00:02:56even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month
00:03:00you should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication
00:03:03oh my god what
00:03:06sounds like she already did
00:03:30I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:34he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:38shit my appointment I gotta go sorry
00:03:42all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine
00:03:51pelvic exam so go ahead and put this on
00:03:53oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie
00:03:57he
00:03:57a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:09good morning miss tisdale
00:04:13it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:21don't worry I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's yours
00:04:39right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me
00:04:46pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me I mean the coffee shop grind me
00:04:52oh no he remembers me
00:04:56so you are here looking for a
00:04:58prescription for birth control
00:05:00yes
00:05:01bad asshole
00:05:02yes
00:05:04I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted
00:05:09pregnancies right
00:05:10I mean I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
00:05:13I will use a condom
00:05:16I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not good for you
00:05:20dr. miller I'm not sure that you're
00:05:22nurse can you grab me a spectrum please
00:05:23yes dr. miller
00:05:25I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do
00:05:29I'm ready
00:05:29I think I'm ready
00:05:31Mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so
00:05:36you know what I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there
00:05:40uh let's get started with a breast exam
00:05:44breast exam?
00:05:48breast exam?
00:05:49if you're uncomfortable I can always get a different doctor
00:05:51no it's I like it it's fine
00:05:52uh it's probably easier to lay back
00:05:59it's okay
00:06:04it's okay
00:06:08stop thinking about losing your virginity
00:06:10stop it stop
00:06:12my hands cold?
00:06:14no they're perfect
00:06:15stop embarrassing yourself
00:06:18there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:22there are no abnormalities
00:06:26thank you luke
00:06:30dr. miller
00:06:32that wasn't so bad
00:06:33uh Sophie can you put your feet up in the store for me?
00:06:41okay yes
00:06:41I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs
00:06:45but not performing a pap smear
00:06:47so
00:06:49I need you to relax for a moment
00:06:51all right
00:06:52you're doing good
00:06:53I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:06:58I'm gonna be inserting a speculum
00:07:10you're gonna swab on your cervix
00:07:12I need you to relax for me
00:07:14so do you like younger women?
00:07:19I mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:24no my family donated
00:07:26to the clinic a couple years ago
00:07:30or a while ago actually
00:07:31and so
00:07:32my great grandfather's honor
00:07:33I donate a few hours of my time at clinic
00:07:35oh
00:07:36duh
00:07:37now he thinks you think he's a creep
00:07:39amazing
00:07:40last thing
00:07:41I'm gonna touch your abdomen
00:07:43just to check on your internal organs
00:07:45all right?
00:07:46relax for me
00:07:48you're doing good
00:07:49his fingers literally inside of me
00:07:51oh my gosh
00:07:53I think I just had an orgasm
00:08:01did he?
00:08:05all right
00:08:06he's so noticed
00:08:09oh my god
00:08:10everything looks good
00:08:11no abnormalities
00:08:12all right
00:08:14we'll be right back
00:08:16is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:27I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:31all right so here's your break
00:08:36should I bring it to her to the cafe?
00:08:43she's my patient
00:08:47Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:08:58you are so graphic
00:09:00speaking of sperm
00:09:03I assume your appointment went okay
00:09:06you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:08Luke
00:09:10are you serious?
00:09:11you got a finger by the heart
00:09:13talk to you
00:09:14buy coffee from you
00:09:15the Luke
00:09:16Sophie you're a freak
00:09:19so is he like
00:09:21good with his fingers or
00:09:22shut up everybody
00:09:25shit
00:09:26he's so sexy
00:09:27maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:29don't worry
00:09:31okay
00:09:32tonight's gonna be amazing
00:09:34okay Soph
00:09:35thanks
00:09:36come on
00:09:37let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:39Mike
00:09:39I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:45why do I even care?
00:09:54yo
00:09:55ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:09:58is that
00:09:58Sophie's boyfriend?
00:09:59you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:10:05you're dating a nun
00:10:06she's never gonna let you smash
00:10:08I'm calling it
00:10:09dude
00:10:10she's low-key a slut
00:10:12I just
00:10:14can't prove it
00:10:15you will soon
00:10:16you're gonna film her?
00:10:19yo
00:10:20dude you're sick
00:10:25what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:26a little bit of this
00:10:29and she's gonna go feral
00:10:32yo that 1500 is mine
00:10:36just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:38don't get involved Luke
00:10:42you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:44hey
00:10:48you need to pay
00:10:49you need to pay
00:10:49fuck
00:10:53my eyes
00:10:54what the fuck
00:10:55where's your fucking friend live
00:10:56before I call the cops
00:10:57kaylee avenue
00:11:01apartment 2
00:11:02I need to get to Sophie
00:11:03the lady
00:11:11you're nervous?
00:11:32why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
00:11:34than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:41you're nervous?
00:11:41I'm a little nervous
00:11:43hey
00:11:44don't be
00:11:45you know my cherries I popped
00:11:48wait
00:11:53what?
00:11:55I'm sorry
00:11:56I forgot to start my birth control
00:11:57you have to wait
00:11:58I'm sorry Mike
00:11:59I can't do this
00:12:01are you kidding me?
00:12:04I'm sorry
00:12:05you were not hot enough
00:12:06to blue ball me for another month
00:12:07Mike
00:12:08why would you say something like that?
00:12:10I'm going home
00:12:11there it's bad
00:12:18the hell you are
00:12:22not until
00:12:23I get something
00:12:25no
00:12:26no
00:12:27stop
00:12:31stop
00:12:31stop
00:12:32who the fuck
00:12:41invited you?
00:12:45Dr. Miller
00:12:46hey Sophie
00:12:48hey
00:12:48hey
00:12:49hey
00:12:49hey
00:12:50hey
00:12:51hey
00:12:52hey
00:12:53hey
00:12:55hey can you hear me?
00:12:56did you take something?
00:12:57what's up grandpa
00:12:58who the fuck invited you?
00:13:00listen up dumbass
00:13:04making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you
00:13:07I go to an ivy league asshole
00:13:09if you want her you can have her
00:13:10I got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:13:12what? what's so funny?
00:13:14you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
00:13:16since who?
00:13:17you ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:19yeah
00:13:20I'm Dr. Luke Miller
00:13:22my family is the biggest donor to the university
00:13:24since
00:13:25ever
00:13:26that means I got the dean on speed dial
00:13:28yeah
00:13:30you just pissed your future away brother
00:13:32wait
00:13:33wait
00:13:34wait
00:13:35no no
00:13:36and you can let your buddy Jake know too
00:13:38no no no
00:13:39please can we talk about this?
00:13:40it was just a joke
00:13:41oh you wanna talk?
00:13:46hey
00:13:48hey
00:13:49come on
00:13:58she's either really wasted or drugged
00:14:07either way it's not good
00:14:15you stole me from my date?
00:14:18I can see the right you asshole
00:14:24I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:27stop talking to me like you're my dad
00:14:29I don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:39how much did you have to drink?
00:14:41I can drink however much I want
00:14:43and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:45just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:47doesn't mean you can tell me what to do Dr. Miller
00:14:49don't call me Dr. Miller
00:14:50tell me this
00:14:51why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:53if you're not even gonna let me use it?
00:14:57I was at the bar
00:15:00alright
00:15:01and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1500 bet
00:15:04that he could
00:15:05take your virginity
00:15:07and
00:15:08record it
00:15:13wow
00:15:16I'm an idiot
00:15:18no you're not an idiot
00:15:19first
00:15:20I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:15:25to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam
00:15:28and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough
00:15:32I was gonna lose my virginity to a complete asshole
00:15:35I waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:15:38poor that asshole
00:15:41sorry Soph
00:15:48Sophie you want my virginity week?
00:15:58you can have it
00:15:59someone clearly wants me
00:16:09are you
00:16:11hard right now?
00:16:17that's so wrong
00:16:19you're drunk
00:16:20I'm taking you home
00:16:23what are you doing?
00:16:24you're drunk I'm taking you home
00:16:25what?
00:16:26no I can't go home
00:16:27my roommate's there
00:16:29I told her I was gonna be at Mike's
00:16:30she's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me
00:16:40we're here
00:16:41here? where is here?
00:16:43my place
00:16:45you can stay here for the night
00:16:46wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone
00:16:49if you're comfortable
00:16:50I want to
00:16:52I mean
00:16:53I'm cool
00:16:54I'm cool with that
00:16:56but
00:16:57is your girlfriend gonna be cool with that?
00:16:59smooth, Sophie
00:17:02who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:20you're in Dr. Miller's room
00:17:21the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:43how do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:45it's huge
00:17:47I don't like tight spaces
00:17:50not all tight spaces
00:17:52is he a tease?
00:17:53or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:17:56come on, let's get you cleaned up
00:17:57you'll feel better afterwards
00:17:59thanks for taking care of me, Doc
00:18:04sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:09I'll be happy
00:18:16you don't have to look away, Doc
00:18:18You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:44You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:48I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:18:53You know, I don't want you thinking I alert my patients all the time.
00:18:57Wait.
00:18:58You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:04and draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:08No, Mrs. Doe.
00:19:11Then why me?
00:19:13I'm nothing special.
00:19:14You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:17You're kind to people.
00:19:19You're beautiful.
00:19:22Who is that?
00:19:23This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:27You have to hide right now.
00:19:28All right?
00:19:29Come on.
00:19:30Luke!
00:19:31Are you home?
00:19:32Luke!
00:19:33Come out!
00:19:34Come out!
00:19:35Stop playing!
00:19:36I stole one of your pagers.
00:19:37I know you're not on call.
00:19:38I know you're not on call.
00:19:42Don't say a word.
00:19:43There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me.
00:19:45His ex.
00:19:46or anyone else.
00:19:47Luke, are you home?
00:19:54Lukey, come out, come out.
00:19:57Stop playing.
00:19:59I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:01I know you're not on call.
00:20:08Don't say a word.
00:20:10There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:14Are you seriously going to hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:19What the hell?
00:20:22She's a dean's daughter.
00:20:24We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.
00:20:26She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:27Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:34What are you doing?
00:20:36You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:38I'm sleeping.
00:20:40Why don't I join you?
00:20:44I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:49Like what, baby?
00:20:50Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:20:53Ice cubes?
00:20:54What ice cubes?
00:20:55Like call the cops.
00:20:57Do you not remember I have restraining order against you?
00:20:59Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:01Come on, Lukey.
00:21:03You know you love screwing me.
00:21:08I have someone new in my life.
00:21:12Someone new?
00:21:15Who the fuck is she?
00:21:18I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:21And if you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.
00:21:23Then I'm going to call the dean.
00:21:25And I'm going to let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:28Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:29No, you can't.
00:21:31One.
00:21:34Two.
00:21:35Fine, fine.
00:21:37I'm leaving.
00:21:40Your loss.
00:21:50Oh my God, Luke.
00:21:51Holy shit.
00:22:07You smell like booze.
00:22:09I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:12What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:14I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:18You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:27You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:32My virginity?
00:22:50Yep.
00:22:51Still intact.
00:22:54Fuck my life.
00:22:56Language, Mr. Dillon.
00:22:58Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:00I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:04Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:07What would you have me do?
00:23:09Don't say it.
00:23:10Don't say it.
00:23:11You could join me.
00:23:16Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:18Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:29There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:32I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:54But?
00:23:56But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:23:58You're my patient, for one, in an on-campus clinic.
00:24:03I'm graduating this year.
00:24:06Second?
00:24:09Your version.
00:24:11Ouch.
00:24:13I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:15You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:28You're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:33I don't make both.
00:24:35I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards.
00:24:37All right, sweetheart?
00:24:38I'm not that guy.
00:24:39Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:47I'm a big girl.
00:24:48I can handle myself.
00:24:51Unless you're just not interested.
00:24:53I saw how hot your ex is, and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:01Someone's jealous.
00:25:04Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus, to come to your shitty little cafe,
00:25:08to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:10Because it's cheap.
00:25:11Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform,
00:25:27when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:30You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:35So do it.
00:25:37I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:38Ready?
00:25:50What's that?
00:25:51As your doctor, I know you haven't started your brush control.
00:25:58Sorry, Sue.
00:26:01Are you kidding me?
00:26:08Can I, uh, can I get, uh...
00:26:11You're killing me.
00:26:13So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:18A virgin?
00:26:19Yeah.
00:26:19I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:28Can you wait?
00:26:29Oh my god.
00:26:30Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I like to say shit, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:26:37He respects you, dummy.
00:26:40Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:42I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy, all the things I'm not.
00:26:46You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:50A Cadillac pussy.
00:26:53And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:26:54Watch.
00:26:58Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:00No.
00:27:00Can you just order?
00:27:01I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:19But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:24Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:28What do you want?
00:27:29I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:35I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:41Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:43He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:45Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:53Can you believe it?
00:27:55Sophie's evil.
00:27:56First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:27:58A slut.
00:28:00Pregnant with Luke's?
00:28:02Did you really think that a man that accomplished, attractive, and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:11Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:13Of course he was never yours.
00:28:18Sophie!
00:28:19You can have him!
00:28:21You didn't have to hurt my baby!
00:28:23I didn't do this, I swear.
00:28:25I would never.
00:28:26What's going on?
00:28:27Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:29No, I didn't.
00:28:30I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:32Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:28:35Sophie?
00:28:35I'm calling the police.
00:28:38No, I would never do this.
00:28:39Please.
00:28:40She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:42We need a medic, too.
00:28:44I'm a doctor.
00:28:45I'm a doctor.
00:28:47I'm a doctor.
00:28:51Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:29:13I'm fine.
00:29:15I'll just be going.
00:29:16We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:22I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:24Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:29Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:33It was for a friend.
00:29:35You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:37Let me go.
00:29:39I don't want to press charges.
00:29:42Just a moment.
00:29:46Oh, my God.
00:29:55You're crazy.
00:29:56You're actually crazy.
00:29:58Luke, please.
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:00She's not right for you.
00:30:03Breaking into my house, stealing my pager.
00:30:06That's normal for you, Gina.
00:30:07I get it.
00:30:08But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:11Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:19She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:22I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:24Stop.
00:30:25Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:28You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:30She's nothing.
00:30:31A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:35You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:38Officer, take her away.
00:30:43Let's go.
00:30:45You bitch!
00:30:46You don't deserve him.
00:30:47Let's go.
00:30:50I knew she was psycho.
00:30:52You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to.
00:30:55Thanks, Ev.
00:30:57Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:30:58I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:01Take the day.
00:31:02Take the day.
00:31:05If someone's waiting for their new test drive, Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:23You came just to save me?
00:31:26Of course I did.
00:31:27I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you,
00:31:37so I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:44I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:46Sophie, I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:49Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:51I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:53I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:31:57I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:00What do you mean?
00:32:02I mean, you...
00:32:04reject all of my advances,
00:32:06and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:10What do you see in me?
00:32:12Or am I just...
00:32:14entertainment to you?
00:32:16Entertainment?
00:32:16Sophie, if you would have just entertained me,
00:32:19I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:21You're just...
00:32:22young.
00:32:28I should leave you the hell alone
00:32:29unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:31Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN
00:32:34doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:43What do you want?
00:32:43You...
00:32:49take me seriously.
00:32:54Get in the car.
00:32:56What?
00:32:57To where?
00:32:59Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:01What?
00:33:02Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:04I thought you said we were here to meet your family,
00:33:32not go to a gala.
00:33:32We're doing both.
00:33:35My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here.
00:33:37The vacation home.
00:33:39Your vacation home?
00:33:41As in you have multiple?
00:33:44Wow.
00:33:45Mr. Miller,
00:33:46it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:53And you have a butler?
00:33:55At your vacation mansion?
00:33:56Luke, you're not just rich,
00:33:58you're like old money.
00:34:00What the hell?
00:34:01Look, I didn't say it because I don't want to see you stress out.
00:34:04The truth is, yes,
00:34:06because my family's rich.
00:34:07But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:10We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:12And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:14Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:33Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:35I'm not.
00:34:41Hang on.
00:34:42What even am I to Luke?
00:34:50Mother,
00:34:51this is Sophie,
00:34:53my girlfriend.
00:34:56Girlfriend?
00:34:57No way.
00:34:58Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:00Manners.
00:35:00Nice to meet you,
00:35:02Miss Miller.
00:35:06Girlfriend?
00:35:09What happened to the pretty one?
00:35:11Gina?
00:35:13The Dean's daughter,
00:35:14the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:17Ouch.
00:35:20Mother, again,
00:35:21as I just said,
00:35:22this is my girlfriend
00:35:23and my date to the gala.
00:35:25If I have to remind you
00:35:26to her importance in my life again,
00:35:27I'm going to make sure
00:35:28this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:30Unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:31to know which one of their husbands
00:35:32you're sleeping with.
00:35:33Oh,
00:35:33you ungrateful child.
00:35:40If you'll excuse us,
00:35:41we need to get ready.
00:35:42Oh,
00:35:42before we go,
00:35:43which room do you keep
00:35:44to Vinci's Dior and Versace?
00:35:46She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:49Fourth floor,
00:35:50third door,
00:35:50I'm in with you.
00:35:53Thank you,
00:35:53Mother.
00:35:54Good to see you.
00:35:57That was the hottest thing
00:36:02anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:11Your brother has lost it.
00:36:13Get down here
00:36:14and handle this new
00:36:16trashy arm candy.
00:36:17Is your mom always so...
00:36:28Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:33That's why I don't really
00:36:33get along with the family.
00:36:35But,
00:36:37the charity gala
00:36:38raises a lot of money
00:36:39for my patients,
00:36:39so,
00:36:40I come back every year.
00:36:41You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:43Sweet.
00:36:43I do.
00:36:46Plus,
00:36:46the other perk is
00:36:47I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:49What does that mean?
00:37:01Luke,
00:37:01you did not.
00:37:08Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:10I mean,
00:37:10I want all of them.
00:37:11That's done.
00:37:12I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:14You said you want all of them.
00:37:17They're yours.
00:37:2480...
00:37:24I can't accept this.
00:37:26This is like my whole college tuition
00:37:27in this room.
00:37:28Well,
00:37:29I didn't offer you
00:37:29a quarter million dollars in dresses
00:37:30that piss you off.
00:37:33Why do you like me?
00:37:34I'm just a college student
00:37:37and you're...
00:37:38You.
00:37:40Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:42Your culture,
00:37:43your parents host charity events.
00:37:45You have a butler
00:37:46that does your laundry.
00:37:47I do my laundry
00:37:47in a coin-operated machine
00:37:49that I share with, like,
00:37:50a hundred other students.
00:37:52It's not too late
00:37:53to not associate with me.
00:37:54Of course, it's too late.
00:38:10I'm already falling for you.
00:38:11Then why won't you go
00:38:15all the way with me?
00:38:20Because
00:38:20I want it to be right.
00:38:23I don't want you to look back
00:38:24on this and think of me
00:38:25as the old guy
00:38:25who took advantage of you.
00:38:28But take it slow.
00:38:29even though
00:38:35there's nothing I'd rather do
00:38:39than rip your clothes off
00:38:40right now.
00:38:41Really?
00:38:48Really.
00:38:59Come back here.
00:39:13I'm just giving you
00:39:14what you want, Luke.
00:39:18Are you teasing me,
00:39:20Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:21You're the one
00:39:22that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:29Just making sure
00:39:32you know what
00:39:33you're missing out on.
00:39:34Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:42You know,
00:39:43I'm going to give you
00:39:44a bag for this.
00:39:54Whatever you say, doc.
00:39:59That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:05He dumps my best friend?
00:40:08The gala is tonight
00:40:09and Luke is supposed to have
00:40:12the dean's daughter
00:40:13on his arm,
00:40:14not strutting
00:40:16the campus mattress.
00:40:18Luke is an idiot
00:40:19for dumping
00:40:20an heiress
00:40:21for a barista.
00:40:23Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:25I'll pry that little
00:40:26gold digger off his arm
00:40:27just long enough
00:40:28for him to realize
00:40:28that he's made a mistake.
00:40:31That's my girl.
00:40:35Sophie, love,
00:40:36you've been in there
00:40:37for two hours.
00:40:38I promise you,
00:40:39you're going to be
00:40:39the most beautiful person
00:40:40at the gala tonight.
00:40:55Holy shit.
00:40:58It's not about being pretty.
00:41:06I just,
00:41:07I don't want to embarrass you
00:41:08in front of all
00:41:09your rich friends.
00:41:10I've never even been
00:41:11to a charity auction.
00:41:13Wouldn't it make more sense
00:41:14if we just met up
00:41:15at like a bowling alley
00:41:16and donated
00:41:17the party expenses?
00:41:20You're so refreshing.
00:41:23You ready?
00:41:24Wow.
00:41:43She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:44Yeah,
00:41:45you never said
00:41:46your brother's job
00:41:46was so pretty.
00:41:48Why would you want
00:41:48to break them up?
00:41:49Shut up.
00:41:50There was a two and a half
00:41:51billion dollar inheritance
00:41:52down the drain.
00:41:53And if my brother
00:41:53raises nobody,
00:41:55it's that of Gina.
00:42:03I'd like to thank you all
00:42:04for coming to the Baldwin
00:42:05Memorial Charity Event.
00:42:06This is a great opportunity
00:42:07for us to raise money
00:42:08for the family clinic.
00:42:10Myself
00:42:10and my girlfriend,
00:42:12Sophie Tisdale,
00:42:13are very excited
00:42:14to meet and talk
00:42:14to all of you.
00:42:15Cheers.
00:42:16Girlfriend,
00:42:21not for long.
00:42:36Good evening, everyone.
00:42:38Thank you so much
00:42:39for being here
00:42:40at our wonderful
00:42:42charity auction.
00:42:44Our first item.
00:42:49An all-expense-paid trip
00:42:51to Bora Bora
00:42:52with its amazing,
00:42:55iconic,
00:42:56volcanic views.
00:42:58Starting big.
00:43:00Five thousand.
00:43:01Five thousand.
00:43:02Now six.
00:43:03It's right in the six.
00:43:04Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:05That's really good.
00:43:07Can I get...
00:43:08You need to come quick.
00:43:10My wife's having
00:43:10a allergic reaction.
00:43:12You gonna be okay?
00:43:13Go.
00:43:14Let's go.
00:43:22What is it?
00:43:23My throat.
00:43:25Oh, you're not?
00:43:26Great.
00:43:34Sold.
00:43:35Number twelve.
00:43:36Seven thousand dollars.
00:43:37All-expense-paid trip
00:43:38to Bora Bora.
00:43:39Give him a round of applause.
00:43:40Congratulations.
00:43:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:42Actually, we have
00:43:43one more item up for grabs.
00:43:45Miss Tisdale,
00:43:46a gorgeous student,
00:43:47has graciously
00:43:49offered herself up
00:43:50for a date
00:43:50with a lucky man.
00:43:53Now, according
00:43:53to Miss Tisdale,
00:43:54she has a great personality.
00:43:56And an even better mouth.
00:43:58What a hussy.
00:44:00Auctioning a blowjob?
00:44:02I hope Dr. Miller
00:44:04knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:06I mean, the poor guy
00:44:07is sending to a patient.
00:44:08I knew that you were
00:44:09too classless
00:44:11for this family.
00:44:12Poor Lukey.
00:44:14He hasn't fooled.
00:44:15Trailer trash skank.
00:44:17Who let her kind in here?
00:44:20I wouldn't do that.
00:44:21I would never.
00:44:22I have a thousand
00:44:23for a night with Miss Tisdale?
00:44:25Hmm.
00:44:26Really, Sophie?
00:44:27No one wants you
00:44:27for a thousand?
00:44:29Whew.
00:44:30All right.
00:44:31Five hundred?
00:44:33All right.
00:44:33Five hundred
00:44:34for the poor girl.
00:44:37She's got student loans.
00:44:38Whatever that means.
00:44:40Where's Luke?
00:44:45Greed?
00:44:46I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:51No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:53What do you mean?
00:44:54I recognize you.
00:44:55You're one of my sister's
00:44:56shithead friends.
00:44:56What the hell is going on here?
00:44:57Hey, your sister's doing you
00:44:58a favor, bro.
00:44:59Patrick?
00:45:00Get out of my way.
00:45:02Why lower your standards?
00:45:03We're millionaires.
00:45:04She might be a good fuck,
00:45:05but that's how she'll ever be, man.
00:45:06You can talk about my girlfriend
00:45:14when you can live a day
00:45:14without your daddy's money.
00:45:16Motherfucker.
00:45:17$4.50.
00:45:21$400?
00:45:24Oh, all right.
00:45:27I mean, look.
00:45:28I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:31Poor girl doesn't have many skills
00:45:32outside the bedroom.
00:45:34Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:37Maybe we could have some
00:45:39late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:42Yeah.
00:45:43Sold for $400.
00:45:44Wow, Sophie.
00:45:47Looks like people really aren't
00:45:48in the market for used goods.
00:45:59Used goods?
00:46:01That's rude, Serena.
00:46:02After you being the person
00:46:03that's had five abortions
00:46:04in the last year.
00:46:05No, you watch your mouth right now!
00:46:09What was that you saying
00:46:10about class, Letitia, darling?
00:46:14You idiot!
00:46:20Get off the stage!
00:46:21We're leaving!
00:46:22Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:24You're humiliating me
00:46:25in front of my friends,
00:46:26you hussy!
00:46:27No need, my dear.
00:46:30Our circle of elite friends
00:46:31can no longer be seen
00:46:32with the likes of you
00:46:33after all of this.
00:46:36No.
00:46:37But, but...
00:46:38No!
00:46:40No!
00:46:41Young man,
00:46:43that information you gave
00:46:45is illegal!
00:46:46You're a doctor!
00:46:48Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:50You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:52Aren't you a little occupied
00:46:52with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:54How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:55No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:57Stephanie?
00:47:03The money?
00:47:13I'm gonna sue you
00:47:14for everything you've got!
00:47:16You can't.
00:47:16You see, yes,
00:47:18my family might own the clinic
00:47:19that you all go to,
00:47:20but I practice under the university,
00:47:22so you can't touch me.
00:47:24So, unless you all want me
00:47:25to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:27I suggest you cut
00:47:28very generous checks
00:47:29to the charity
00:47:29and then get the fuck
00:47:30out of my house.
00:47:33Let's go!
00:47:35It's a writing.
00:47:37Let's go!
00:47:37Everybody out!
00:47:45Where these assholes go?
00:47:47You didn't have to ruin
00:47:48your charity event for me.
00:47:49I would have been okay.
00:47:51I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:53No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:54Plus, I think we made more
00:47:55in donations tonight
00:47:56than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:58Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:02You all right?
00:48:02What are you looking for?
00:48:18I paid for all the booze,
00:48:20so I figure how the night went,
00:48:24I might as well be
00:48:24your personal bartender.
00:48:25Right.
00:48:29Okay.
00:48:30Make me...
00:48:33an appletini.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36Seriously?
00:48:36Seriously?
00:48:38All right, so vodka, lemon,
00:48:41and apple liqueur.
00:48:43Can we just choose something easier?
00:48:45You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:47Okay.
00:48:51Move.
00:48:55Can you open that?
00:48:58Thank you!
00:48:59All right.
00:49:03Let's just make it simple.
00:49:05Body shots.
00:49:08I've never done that before.
00:49:11Seriously?
00:49:13What do you mean?
00:49:13You're like so old.
00:49:15I was trying to get into school.
00:49:16I didn't have time to
00:49:17do body shots
00:49:19off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:20He just said you're hot.
00:49:22Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:24Okay, well,
00:49:25I'll teach you.
00:49:36Holy shit.
00:49:53All right.
00:49:58I got the hang of that.
00:50:00Now it's your turn,
00:50:01Miss Tisdale.
00:50:02Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:03Go for it.
00:50:04New rule.
00:50:05You can't choose
00:50:06the same place twice.
00:50:07Is that so?
00:50:09Then
00:50:10where are you going to lick me?
00:50:12Shame, shame.
00:50:22You're trying to play
00:50:23with my emotion.
00:50:26Blame, blame.
00:50:27Only you feel like a devotion.
00:50:30How'd you ever think
00:50:31you could pull this shit?
00:50:33Think you could get away with it?
00:50:35Be careful what you get
00:50:36cause you don't know
00:50:37what you might get.
00:50:38Mmm.
00:50:42I'm sorry.
00:50:49Was that?
00:50:50You drove me fucking wild.
00:50:53Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:02Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:51:04Wait, what?
00:51:05Sophie, I went too far.
00:51:07I'm sorry.
00:51:09Fuck.
00:51:10Luke, no, no, no.
00:51:11I'm telling you
00:51:12that I'm ready.
00:51:13I want to do this with you.
00:51:15Lose my virginity.
00:51:17Sophie.
00:51:19Don't Sophie me.
00:51:20That's so patronizing.
00:51:23Wait, I'm trying,
00:51:25but I'm going to be
00:51:26the person responsible
00:51:27if you get hurt.
00:51:29I don't want to be the guy
00:51:30that, you know,
00:51:31leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:32I'm terrified of that.
00:51:34It's this that hurts me.
00:51:35What you're doing right now
00:51:36rejecting me?
00:51:37What would be so terrible
00:51:39about us being together?
00:51:40Being together.
00:51:41Sophie,
00:51:41did you see what happened
00:51:43here today?
00:51:45I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:47My ex-girlfriend
00:51:48is batshit crazy.
00:51:50I mean,
00:51:50of course I want to be with you.
00:51:53But am I right for you?
00:51:55And you really want to
00:51:56take on this baggage?
00:51:58I might be a virgin,
00:51:59but this whole
00:51:59it's not you,
00:52:00it's me thing
00:52:01is really freshman year.
00:52:02So,
00:52:07where are you going?
00:52:09I'm calling a cab
00:52:09and going back to campus.
00:52:10I can't deal with your
00:52:11hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:13You think you're doing me
00:52:14this favor,
00:52:15but really,
00:52:15you're just reminding me
00:52:16of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:20Don't follow me.
00:52:21Damn it.
00:52:34Guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:36to be on birth control
00:52:37and not even get laid.
00:52:38What's the point
00:52:53in talking to me now?
00:52:53You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:58Is that your boyfriend
00:52:59you're ignoring?
00:53:00Nope.
00:53:02Boyfriends have sex
00:53:03with their girlfriends.
00:53:05So I've got the hottest girl
00:53:06in the bar.
00:53:07All to myself.
00:53:08What?
00:53:13You heard me.
00:53:14Hottest lady I've ever seen
00:53:15at this school.
00:53:18Seriously?
00:53:20You're into this?
00:53:21Like,
00:53:22you might want to,
00:53:23like, hook up?
00:53:24Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:25Maybe we can start
00:53:26with a kiss.
00:53:28Wow.
00:53:29I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:31Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:32I was beginning to think
00:53:33nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:36Pause.
00:53:38What did you just say?
00:53:44I'm a virgin?
00:53:47She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:49Aw, cute.
00:53:51Excuse me?
00:53:52Too much work.
00:53:53You're probably super clingy, too.
00:53:55You should just go back
00:53:56to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:59Sweetie?
00:54:00I'm a senior.
00:54:01That's even sadder.
00:54:04You were just into me.
00:54:06Why are you treating me
00:54:07like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:09You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:11But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:12You know?
00:54:13You're going to get feels
00:54:15and it's going to get messy.
00:54:17And...
00:54:17Sorry.
00:54:21What?
00:54:22I'm black.
00:54:30I'm in this
00:54:31$80,000 dress
00:54:33and I can't even get
00:54:34a stupid horny
00:54:35prat guy
00:54:36to get with me.
00:54:38He would probably
00:54:39fuck anything
00:54:39except for me, apparently.
00:54:44Oh, and Luke.
00:54:45Of course, Luke,
00:54:46on the other hand,
00:54:46he's had his hands
00:54:48literally inside of me
00:54:49and I guess he was just
00:54:49so repulsed that
00:54:51he didn't need to see more.
00:54:52You know what?
00:55:02Sophie, where the hell
00:55:02you been?
00:55:03I'm not the hospital
00:55:04right now, but...
00:55:05Oh, look at me.
00:55:06I'm a fancy
00:55:07Ivy League doctor
00:55:08and I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:09and I just love
00:55:11to lead girls on
00:55:12with the orgasm
00:55:13pap smear two for one.
00:55:16Say something, asshole.
00:55:19Can I come get you
00:55:20right now, please?
00:55:21So you can what?
00:55:22not have sex?
00:55:23Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:24I think I'll stay right here
00:55:25with the guys
00:55:26that at least have,
00:55:26I don't know,
00:55:27the decency
00:55:27to not lead me on.
00:55:29Guys, what guys?
00:55:31Did someone do something
00:55:31to you?
00:55:32Of course not.
00:55:33They said I was too messy.
00:55:36Too messy
00:55:37and too much
00:55:38and I guess that means
00:55:39you get a second chance.
00:55:41You either fuck me
00:55:42or you lose me.
00:55:46I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:48I'm coming to get you.
00:55:49Keep falling on you, alright?
00:55:52Soぎ.
00:56:07Hey, wake up.
00:56:10I got you.
00:56:10is she
00:56:26she's fine she's bottled water and two of these in the morning i don't know what she drank but
00:56:37whatever it is is going to hit her hard sophie you're going to be the death of me
00:56:43rise and shine party animal
00:57:05you have a lot to tell me
00:57:07you feel like shit you look like shit but like a million bucks
00:57:15so is this a gift from luke or everly the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila
00:57:22hangover worse is hearing his name he led me on and then left me for ted
00:57:27but luke brought you back to ev i don't want to hear it
00:57:31i'm done having my time wasted i guess i'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:38so i've decided
00:57:40i'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:44huh
00:57:45well virginity is like a whole construct right
00:57:48people guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby
00:57:51unless i stop acting like one and looking like one
00:57:55i need you to help me look slutty
00:58:00no way i'm not going to do that
00:58:07you're not going to help me look sexy why not
00:58:09sophie you are sexy
00:58:11i'm not slutty sexy
00:58:13guys don't go for that
00:58:15i look like a nun librarian
00:58:17i'm giving off
00:58:18don't fuck
00:58:19snooze fest
00:58:20boring
00:58:21sophie as your best friend i'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself
00:58:26for the right guy
00:58:27the thing is mr. right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:29warm me up
00:58:35perfect
00:58:51isn't that that one dorky barista chick
00:59:15there's no way
00:59:16that grows up
00:59:17it is
00:59:19that's sophie tisdale
00:59:21dude the makeover is actually working
00:59:23everyone's looking at you
00:59:25good i hope the news gets back to luke
00:59:27i mean more
00:59:28holy shit
00:59:35there he is are you gonna say something
00:59:36holy shit sophie
00:59:41no i'm just gonna make him regret everything
00:59:44thanks babe
00:59:52it's all beautiful
00:59:53and what can i get for you handsome
01:00:04a latte would be nice but uh
01:00:07i like what you're giving me right now
01:00:08i take all kinds of tips
01:00:10what the hell's going on here
01:00:11stop interrupting grandpa
01:00:13what the fuck did you just say
01:00:14one latte coming right up
01:00:17and what can i get for you doctor
01:00:21sophie what is this
01:00:22you're dressed different you're acting different i don't get it
01:00:25whoops
01:00:27let me get that for you
01:00:28did you want a coffee
01:00:36the ab shining is on the house
01:00:38sophie i don't
01:00:39is this like a punishment
01:00:40i mean if it is i get it but
01:00:42telling yourself about other guys
01:00:43it's not you
01:00:43that's really not up to you anymore dr miller
01:00:46i gave you a chance
01:00:48and besides there's someone out there who wants me and isn't gonna embarrass me in the process
01:00:52hey uh we're throwing a halloween party tonight
01:00:55theta and land fair
01:00:57you should come
01:00:58she's got plans
01:00:59actually i don't
01:01:02my first frat party invite
01:01:04wow
01:01:05this whole hot girl act is actually working
01:01:08you should bring your home girl
01:01:09the guy's gonna love you
01:01:11i will see you tonight
01:01:12you're not going to bed
01:01:15newsflash
01:01:16you're not my boyfriend
01:01:17you could have been but you didn't want the baggage
01:01:20that's not true
01:01:21actually i have to go plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:23my very sexy very booby outfit
01:01:25go go go
01:01:28sophie i'm not gonna let you fill your life away just because of me all right
01:01:32if i'm gonna do this fucking frat party at 36 years old i will
01:01:35what could you have possibly been in that
01:01:40oh that was sexy minnie mouse
01:01:43yeah i think i still have the ears somewhere
01:01:45ew that doesn't even sound right
01:01:47i just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's
01:01:53everly not funny
01:01:56imagine being old ass luke stuck at the stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this
01:02:01if he hasn't jumped off a bridge he definitely will
01:02:04how pathetic is it that i'm playing mind games with a guy that i haven't even gone to second base with
01:02:08hey whatever helps you get over him
01:02:10okay
01:02:11red push-up bra
01:02:16pink
01:02:17red
01:02:18get in get sophie safe get out
01:02:33ah sophie you're the only person i'm doing this for
01:02:36sick costume bro
01:02:39right
01:02:41god have at least three chicks with you to get in man
01:02:48sorry
01:02:49rules
01:02:51idiot
01:03:00i have to get to her where is
01:03:05stop being shy you look hot
01:03:10see
01:03:14wait hand me your phone
01:03:17why
01:03:18because i'm
01:03:24taking a 0.5 and
01:03:27sending it to me
01:03:28no
01:03:31yes
01:03:31i'm good anywhere
01:03:35i don't pay a fee vip with the bosses
01:03:37i gotta have her
01:03:38i have to get to her
01:03:40where is
01:03:41i need to be so drunk to predict what you just did
01:03:53he opened it immediately
01:03:55he's so whipped
01:03:56welcome to the party
01:03:58i need to be so drunk to predict what you just did
01:04:04he opened it immediately
01:04:06he's so whipped
01:04:07welcome to the party
01:04:10do you have this ass
01:04:15hell yeah
01:04:19it's just
01:04:32not the same when it's not him
01:04:34sophie
01:04:35sophie
01:04:36sophie
01:04:37sophie
01:04:38sophie
01:04:39sophie
01:04:40sophie
01:04:42sophie
01:04:43yo this girl's crazy
01:04:52yo this girl's crazy
01:04:59just give me a second guys
01:05:04did he come here just to keep an eye on me
01:05:11you're really trying to piss me off right now aren't you
01:05:16actually i'm not thinking about you at all
01:05:18that's a lie
01:05:19you talk
01:05:21come on sophie let's play spin the bottle
01:05:26coming my friend here's just leaving
01:05:29actually i'll join
01:05:31what no
01:05:32don't look at me right here
01:05:35who's going first
01:05:43i'll spin
01:05:45do you think he's a ta
01:05:48i hope it lands on me
01:05:49he seems experienced
01:05:51fuck
01:06:03sophie and luke to the closet
01:06:08rules of rule
01:06:09as soon as the seven minutes are up
01:06:11i want out
01:06:12can we talk like adults
01:06:27can we fuck like adults
01:06:29you know you dress like this makes me want a fucking radio
01:06:36how about another pelvic exam dr miller
01:06:58you know you want a little bit
01:07:26What?
01:07:33Time's up.
01:07:34What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:36I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:40Now you'll wish you would have fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:56So, how was it?
01:08:04Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:08:06I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:10Sophie.
01:08:20Me?
01:08:21Sophie, come on, him.
01:08:23You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:25Come on, Noah.
01:08:26Okay, so...
01:08:37I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:39What?
01:08:40So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:43So, I'm warning you.
01:08:45You can relax.
01:08:47I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:48Really?
01:08:50But, all the rumors.
01:08:51Look, everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:55Derek says that you put your legs behind your head?
01:08:58I don't even know, Derek.
01:09:01I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:09:05I'm so screwed.
01:09:06Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:11They're gonna kill me.
01:09:12No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:14No, no, they're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:09:16Wait.
01:09:17I'll help you.
01:09:19I'll help you.
01:09:21How?
01:09:27It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:29Come on, virgin.
01:09:31Oh, they're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate!
01:09:36We don't have time.
01:09:37Just come here.
01:09:40You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:42Really?
01:09:42You don't care?
01:09:45No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:47You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:50Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:56I owe you.
01:09:57Noah, are you in there?
01:10:03Oh, yeah.
01:10:06It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:09Oh, yeah.
01:10:11All right, that's enough.
01:10:15Sophie, if you open the damn door.
01:10:18Okay, ready?
01:10:19It's working.
01:10:22Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:25He deserves it.
01:10:27What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:51What the fuck were you doing to me with him?
01:10:53Well.
01:10:57First, he stands up his pants.
01:10:59And then I saw his cock.
01:11:07Liar.
01:11:08You don't know that.
01:11:13You know you belong to me.
01:11:15For what?
01:11:16Get out.
01:11:41I did like you know what's up, but you ain't psychic
01:11:44Told you I ain't goin' down, but you ain't like it
01:11:47Told you I ain't goin' down, but you ain't sorry
01:11:49I need this often
01:11:51I don't want to
01:11:54Me too
01:12:11What? Don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:12:14No, no, I'm not changing my mind
01:12:18I'm just kicking myself
01:12:20Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:23You fucking idiot
01:12:25You are
01:12:41Yes, you better take that
01:12:51Someone better be dying
01:12:53What's it, code blue?
01:12:56They are
01:12:57I'm sorry, Sophie, I have to go
01:13:01I've been burned too many times
01:13:07Are we ever gonna do this, Luke?
01:13:11Sophie, I promised you the last thing I wanted to see
01:13:15I promise we're gonna do this
01:13:17We are
01:13:18But not in some shitty fat house
01:13:22You deserve better than that
01:13:25Better how?
01:13:29You do have a passport, right?
01:13:33Sexy underwear?
01:13:34Check
01:13:34A jacket?
01:13:36Check
01:13:37A bikini
01:13:38Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:40He didn't tell me
01:13:41Crap, he's here
01:13:44Bitch, you won't believe this
01:13:48Oh my god
01:13:49No way
01:13:55This man's insane
01:13:57He's actually psycho
01:13:58On the other hand
01:14:01Crazy makes for good sex
01:14:02Don't look soldier
01:14:04Don't you have like
01:14:08Any advice for me?
01:14:10He's not
01:14:10Do it a bunch of times
01:14:11On my behalf
01:14:12It's finally happening
01:14:14You look incredible
01:14:41You said airport fit
01:14:43I guess you just look delicious
01:14:45And everything
01:14:46This is so psychotic
01:14:53Am I really worth all this?
01:14:58It's the first times
01:14:59Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:15:05International
01:15:06Look, if you don't give me back my sight
01:15:18In the next five seconds
01:15:19I'm gonna lose my mind
01:15:21I'm sorry
01:15:21I just didn't want to ruin the surprise
01:15:23You ready?
01:15:30A croissant?
01:15:31You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:35It's a hint
01:15:36Go look at the view
01:15:37You'll know where we are
01:15:38Are you crazy?
01:15:47You took me to Paris?
01:15:48Whoa, whoa, whoa
01:15:58I set up an appointment at Chanel
01:16:01And then a reservation
01:16:02At a five-star restroom
01:16:03Luke
01:16:05You want to add something
01:16:13To the itinerary?
01:16:14I think you should take your clothes off
01:16:18I think you should take your clothes off
01:16:20Yeah, that's
01:16:21I think that's a good idea
01:16:22It's finally happening
01:16:40Finally
01:16:41I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic
01:17:05You know, it was weird when you were my customer
01:17:08And it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend
01:17:10Is it weird that even in something so basic like this
01:17:14You still turn me on?
01:17:21Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller
01:17:23She's all yours?
01:17:26Ms. Tisdale
01:17:27I see here that the purpose of your visit
01:17:29Is to refill your birth control prescription
01:17:31Yes
01:17:32We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample
01:17:36Um, I regret to inform you, Sophie
01:17:38We're unable to fulfill your request
01:17:41Laureen, don't tell me
01:17:45I'm sorry?
01:17:48Sophie, you're pregnant
01:17:49I'll give you two a moment
01:17:54I'm so sorry
01:18:02I don't know how this happened
01:18:04I was trying to be safe
01:18:06Wow
01:18:06What do you think the odds are?
01:18:101.6 in 100
01:18:11You'd probably hate me
01:18:14As long as you're not planning on ghosting me
01:18:17I'm actually pretty excited
01:18:19Graduation's in a month
01:18:21And I mean, we'll be able to do it together
01:18:24Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:33I'm all in
01:18:34You're not in a month
01:18:35I'm all in
01:18:36You're not in a month
01:18:37You're not in a month
01:18:38I'm all in
01:18:39You're not in a month
01:18:40You're not in a month
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01:19:00You're not in a month
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