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00:33:56Guess it was a little too intense for ya.
00:33:58Jane had to carry you out, one-armed by the way.
00:34:02You should really take better care of yourself.
00:34:03I'll get right on that.
00:34:05While you were napping, I got Dallas's address.
00:34:10Cops would have been through that like a fine-toothed comb.
00:34:13His mother's address.
00:34:15You ask the questions, I will do the snooping.
00:34:18By the way, Dallas isn't his real last name.
00:34:22What is it?
00:34:26Mrs. MacGuffin.
00:34:29Well, hello.
00:34:31I'm Charles Gunn, private detective.
00:34:34A private dick.
00:34:37Please come in.
00:34:38I don't think that's such a good idea.
00:34:41I'll fix you a drink.
00:34:47Let me ask you a question.
00:34:49Do you find me attractive?
00:34:51Where's your husband?
00:34:53Out.
00:34:54Out?
00:34:55For a very long time.
00:34:58Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket?
00:34:59Or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:00They're quarters.
00:35:01It's a roll of quarters.
00:35:02They're quarters.
00:35:03It's a roll.
00:35:04It's a roll of quarters.
00:35:05It's a roll.
00:35:06It's a roll.
00:35:07Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:24They're quarters.
00:35:25It's a roll of quarters.
00:35:30Mr. E, I've got to see what's in this.
00:35:35How about that drink?
00:35:37Half mine.
00:35:38You know, I just had a workout and I'm kind of sweaty.
00:35:42I love the smell of a man.
00:35:45And I can't remember the last time I brushed my teeth.
00:35:48This will fix that.
00:35:55Mrs. McGuffin, I think you're trying to seduce me.
00:35:58I don't try anything.
00:36:05I just do it.
00:36:07Said the spider to the fly.
00:36:10Et cetera.
00:36:11Et cetera.
00:36:12Et cetera.
00:36:13Et cetera.
00:36:14Et cetera.
00:36:15I think I hear the mailman.
00:36:17There's only one package I want delivered.
00:36:32My phone number's on the back of my license plate.
00:36:38That looks like one of those When Animals Attack videos.
00:36:43I hope you found something worth me getting mauled over.
00:36:45I sure did.
00:36:47What's in it?
00:36:48Videotapes.
00:36:51Let's get some popcorn and start the show.
00:36:57I guess that's why they call it the boob tube.
00:37:00Oh, this is mine.
00:37:01Sorry.
00:37:03I like boobs.
00:37:04Sue me.
00:37:05Yeah, I can tell.
00:37:08Seems our photographer was also a videographer.
00:37:12These don't have names on them.
00:37:13Just dates.
00:37:14Uh, guess in case anybody found them?
00:37:18There's a month missing.
00:37:20Which month?
00:37:22December.
00:37:26Is that Stacy?
00:37:29What?
00:37:30That perv.
00:37:31Can I get the tape back?
00:37:33Sorry.
00:37:34It's evidence.
00:37:35Sure.
00:37:36How many of those tapes have you made?
00:37:38What my partner means is how long have you been seeing Dallas?
00:37:43It was a one time deal.
00:37:44He brought another guy in and I bolted.
00:37:46Another guy?
00:37:47I don't know who he was.
00:37:49He wore a mask.
00:37:50A mystery man.
00:37:58Looks like someone brought a knife to a gun fight.
00:38:00Your last name is Gun.
00:38:03Come on, keep up with me.
00:38:05Give me your money.
00:38:06Who are you?
00:38:07My ex-wife?
00:38:08Don't!
00:38:12I gotta warn you.
00:38:13I went to Catholic school.
00:38:19And this is the part where you fall down.
00:38:21The still undefeated reigning world champion Alex Bishop!
00:38:31Are you done?
00:38:32Not yet.
00:38:35I didn't know this is what you meant by taking me to lunch.
00:38:48Charlie's chili dogs.
00:38:49They're the best around.
00:38:50I went through all the call sheets of Tommy Doyle.
00:38:51Always worked with Dallas.
00:38:52Okay.
00:38:53Well, let's see what he has to say after lunch.
00:38:55You don't really want me to eat this, do you?
00:38:56Yup.
00:38:57Yup.
00:38:58Okay.
00:38:59You don't really want me to eat this, do you?
00:39:00Yup.
00:39:01Okay.
00:39:31your landlady's worried about you you got any friends i did somebody took him away any idea
00:39:51who it's no secret who did it it was that bitch susan king that woman has to have everything on
00:39:57her terms any reason why veronica rain well why should she care they were sleeping together
00:40:04veronica bobby and susan
00:40:07you didn't tell us that you were seeing susan king as well
00:40:20that ended a while ago it was fun at first but eventually susan wanted to douse all to herself
00:40:27he didn't want anything serious but was he serious with you
00:40:31what are you getting at just playing devil's advocate i came to you remember i asked the
00:40:39question not him am i a suspect now
00:40:44sorry kitty what's with that chick am i a suspect or something it's like i'm in a bad soap opera
00:40:53your gun i got a name to go with that fingerprint
00:40:57thanks
00:40:59there was a print on the shell casing it belonged to a arty rollins
00:41:05sounds like you know him he used to be my partner
00:41:08anybody home nobody home then we might as well make ourselves at home
00:41:15what shit security
00:41:17so what happened
00:41:20he got in with some dirty cops
00:41:22helped put confiscated drugs back on the street
00:41:25the cops got busted but they couldn't pin anything on arty
00:41:28he's slick
00:41:29one of his clients is harold king
00:41:34owner of the king retail empire
00:41:36and father of susan king
00:41:38man oh man this looks like a b and e to me
00:41:46still dealing arty
00:41:47is that any way to treat an old friend
00:41:50that's just a rumor
00:41:51that whole police force was in on it
00:41:54french connection style
00:41:55all they needed was a lee harvey oswald
00:41:58so
00:41:59oh this is my replacement huh
00:42:04definite upgrade aesthetically that is
00:42:09we found your fingerprints on a bullet casing at sedaris park
00:42:12you found my prints on a bullet casing
00:42:16mind telling us how your prints ended up on that shell casing
00:42:20i got a lot of guns i go down there to blow off steam
00:42:25name jimmy till ring any bells
00:42:27i get info for him sometimes seen any movies lately
00:42:31starring bobby dallas
00:42:33yeah
00:42:34he used to like to uh... videotape his liaisons
00:42:38never did get any talent releases if you know what i mean
00:42:41i bet that didn't sit well with her father
00:42:43well he wasn't too happy about it
00:42:45he sent me to get the tape i got the tape
00:42:48but murder that's a whole other thing
00:42:51this
00:42:52dallas he was a scumbag
00:42:54i don't know why you're even looking into this
00:42:57so now what
00:43:00go talk to susan king again ask her what she really feels about those tapes
00:43:04and push her on her relationship with bobby dallas
00:43:07maybe she'll give something up
00:43:08and what are you going to do
00:43:10i'm going to have a talk with harold king
00:43:12him
00:43:19you
00:43:23and
00:43:24and
00:43:25and
00:43:59Okay, thank you.
00:44:22Hi, my name's Ginger. How can I help you?
00:44:24I'm here to see Harold King.
00:44:26Do you have an appointment?
00:44:27No, but it's important.
00:44:29And you are?
00:44:31Charles Gunn, private investigator.
00:44:34Mr. King is a very important man.
00:44:38He's in a meeting that could last for hours.
00:44:43I can wait.
00:44:44Mr. King, you have a visitor.
00:45:08A...
00:45:09Charles Gunn.
00:45:11A Charles Gunn.
00:45:12He's a dick.
00:45:15If you don't want me to barbecue your ass, you better get this done.
00:45:19We're going public in 30 days.
00:45:21Now, don't screw it up.
00:45:25Charles Gunn, investigating Bobby Dallas' murder.
00:45:28Dallas.
00:45:30Dallas.
00:45:30Ah, the photographer.
00:45:32Yeah, I spoke with him a couple of times.
00:45:35He used to work with my daughter on her fashion line.
00:45:37Did you know they had a personal relationship?
00:45:40Her relationships don't last very long.
00:45:43Were you aware of a sex tape with both of them?
00:45:45Well, I guess it doesn't surprise me.
00:45:50She goes out with guys like Bobby Dallas all the time, and will continue to do so until she grows up.
00:45:56How do you know Artie Rollins?
00:45:58He works security for my daughter.
00:46:00Did you know that it was rumored he was dealing drugs?
00:46:02Not at first, but when I found out, I released him.
00:46:05We have a link with Rollins and the murder, and we have a link between you and him.
00:46:13Are you fond of the farm?
00:46:14Because there's a lot of chickens in the hen house, but there's only one rooster, and there's a lot of chickens in this city.
00:46:21And you're the rooster?
00:46:23That's right.
00:46:23You don't want to be ruffling the feathers of this cock.
00:46:32I'm a dick, and you're a cock.
00:46:36And if you get any closer, we're going to be crossing swords.
00:46:41Nobody likes a smartass.
00:46:43That explains why I don't have friends.
00:46:44Well, that and my breath.
00:46:47Oh, God.
00:46:49Whoa, that's kicking.
00:46:51Get out of here.
00:46:53I wouldn't mind seeing that dick get hit by a bus.
00:47:00If that guy shows up here again, call security.
00:47:03With pleasure.
00:47:06Any word on investors from my daughter's boutique?
00:47:09To confirm.
00:47:10They're high rollers, though.
00:47:11Excellent.
00:47:12Make sure they're well taken care of.
00:47:13Yes, baby.
00:47:15Honey, not at the office.
00:47:19Did you know about Dallas secretly making sex tapes?
00:47:22I had my father take care of it as soon as I found out.
00:47:25What was your relationship with Veronica Rain?
00:47:28You talked to her?
00:47:29I bet she made it seem like I was the possessive one and not her.
00:47:33Did you have an intimate relationship with her?
00:47:35Does that excite you?
00:47:36Can you please just answer the questions?
00:47:38Ooh, bossy.
00:47:39I like it.
00:47:41Yeah, Veronica was in on it for a bit until she became too possessive over Dallas.
00:47:45What about Artie Rollins?
00:47:47I feel like I'm on the stand or something.
00:47:50Care to swear me in?
00:47:51Maybe frisk me?
00:47:54What if I told you your dad had Rollins kill Dallas?
00:47:58Are you implying that I or my father had anything to do with this?
00:48:02Just thinking out loud?
00:48:04Next time we speak, my lawyer will be present.
00:48:17Oh, my God.
00:48:47What was that?
00:48:48Nothing.
00:48:49Is that chili in your mustache?
00:48:51That was a chili dog.
00:48:53Was not.
00:48:54I told you they're the best.
00:48:57Harold King lied.
00:48:58He said he didn't know anything about the tape.
00:49:00Susan didn't seem that upset about it.
00:49:02Was she telling the truth?
00:49:03I don't know.
00:49:04That woman loves playing games.
00:49:06I don't think she did it, though.
00:49:07I mean, she'd rather kiss you than kill you.
00:49:10We're looking at a real whodunit.
00:49:14Veronica Rain.
00:49:14What if she found out about the tapes?
00:49:20The door's wide open.
00:49:22That's usually not a good sign.
00:49:24So, the killer strikes again.
00:49:33She hired you, right?
00:49:35Yep.
00:49:36So, I guess we're both not getting paid.
00:49:41You have to come over here right now.
00:49:43Veronica Rain is all over the news.
00:49:46She's dead.
00:49:47And I think I'm next.
00:49:53I feel like someone's been watching me.
00:49:56You can relax.
00:49:57We're here now.
00:49:58We'll stake out the place.
00:50:00We'll see if anything happens.
00:50:01This is never going to work.
00:50:07Hey, working undercover isn't all sunshine and rainbows.
00:50:10You're telling me I got naked earlier, but this could get me killed.
00:50:13Hey, I'll be here.
00:50:15Oh, so the guy who gets his ass kicked all the time is going to protect me.
00:50:19Where'd you get this stuff, anyway?
00:50:21Oh, old case.
00:50:23You got it out of your trunk.
00:50:24Shh.
00:50:25I think I hear something.
00:50:26You got it out of your trunk.
00:50:56What the hell are you doing?
00:51:12I like to watch.
00:51:18That's my landlord.
00:51:21Oh, it's you.
00:51:21Oh, I never forget a nice pair of...
00:51:25Can you do that again?
00:51:33This time with high heels.
00:51:35I'll pay you.
00:51:37I don't think this is our killer.
00:51:39Yeah, well, let's just call it a night.
00:51:41Uh?
00:51:41Uh-oh.
00:51:43Uh.
00:51:43Uh.
00:51:46Huh?
00:51:48Uh.
00:51:48Uh.
00:51:49Uh.
00:51:51Uh.
00:51:51Uh.
00:51:52Uh.
00:51:52Uh.
00:51:52Uh.
00:51:53Uh.
00:51:54Uh.
00:51:54Uh.
00:52:42Had any visitors lately?
00:52:45A couple PIs, gun, some crazy girl thinks she's a detective.
00:52:54What'd you tell them?
00:52:55I told them about the tape and that I got it from Dallas.
00:52:57What'd you tell them about the tape for?
00:52:59I could tell they already knew. You did, right?
00:53:02No.
00:53:03PIs always think they're smarter than they are. Don't give them a reason to be right.
00:53:10It's enough to confirm their suspicions, though.
00:53:12They can suspect all they want, but without proof?
00:53:17You know, when I was a kid, my dad told me I could be either the best or the oldest.
00:53:25Well, I plan on living a long time. A free man. Not like some dog waiting to be put to sleep.
00:53:34Man, oh man, you need to relax. They're just a couple of clowns with too much free time. I'm in this just as much as you are.
00:53:43And I'm glad to hear you say that.
00:53:46If anybody finds out about this, we'll both be wearing orange the rest of our days.
00:53:52Then maybe you should make doubly sure that we don't.
00:54:22Oh, Bobby. Oh, Bobby. Oh, Bobby.
00:54:52Today, we're going to take a few hours to make a big deal.
00:54:55Alright, I'm gonna try out and update the rest of your minutes.
00:54:59I have to leave.
00:55:01I'm gonna try out.
00:55:03Wait, we 주변 music is so great to keep going on.
00:55:06I'm gonna try out and get it.
00:55:07I'm gonna try out and get some food.
00:55:08I'm gonna try out and get some food.
00:55:10I'm gonna try out and get some food.
00:55:13I'm gonna try out and get some food.
00:55:15And I'm gonna try out and get some food that you can find.
00:55:17That's not a good food, I'm going.
00:55:49Alex, open up.
00:56:03Evening, stranger.
00:56:04Are you alone?
00:56:05Yeah.
00:56:06Are you sure?
00:56:07What's wrong?
00:56:08Somebody attacked me.
00:56:10More disgruntled exes.
00:56:11No.
00:56:12And whoever it was took the tapes.
00:56:13Good morning, Chainsaw.
00:56:23Chainsaw?
00:56:24Yeah.
00:56:24I thought you were cutting down trees out here last night.
00:56:27I spotted somebody on one of the tapes.
00:56:29The suspense is killing me.
00:56:31Our masked man.
00:56:33I can remember when you took your very first step, your first word, your first day of school.
00:56:44And now my little girl's about to launch her own business.
00:56:49Dad, don't get all mushy on me.
00:56:51Your mother would be so proud.
00:56:56I love you, Dad.
00:56:57I love you, too, honey.
00:57:04I'm looking through the call sheets again.
00:57:06Doyle's on every one of them.
00:57:08He's got to know more than he told us.
00:57:12Door's not locked.
00:57:13Open doors, dead bodies.
00:57:15Seems to be a pattern.
00:57:20Kind of gloomy in here.
00:57:21I wonder if he's dead, too.
00:57:48The missing tape.
00:57:49Have detectives talked to you lately?
00:57:52Why?
00:57:53Because they talked to me twice, implying that you had something to do with Bobby's murder.
00:57:58Oh, those wannabe Sherlock Holmes?
00:58:00Don't worry about them.
00:58:04And you just got rid of the tape, nothing more?
00:58:06Of course.
00:58:08Honey, you're all I've got, and I'll do nothing to jeopardize that.
00:58:12Well, I guess we can figure out who killed Veronica.
00:58:24I think I know who's next.
00:58:26You're killed.
00:58:31I think I'm still killed.
00:58:42You're killed.
00:58:46I think it's dumb to you.
00:58:46I think it's definitely too long.
00:58:48You're done!
00:58:48Oh, my God.
00:59:18You're gonna ruin my big day.
00:59:20Don't worry about this, sweetie. I'll handle this.
00:59:24I'm gonna have my attorneys do the hell out of both of you.
00:59:35Doyle killed Veronica Rain last night.
00:59:38Susan might be next.
00:59:39Oh, you two are a couple of dumbos.
00:59:42Susan King, you shouldn't have killed Bobby Dallas.
00:59:51What?
01:00:04Daddy.
01:00:12Your daughter's in critical condition. She's in surgery right now.
01:00:23What are our chances?
01:00:25I'd suggest a lot of prayer.
01:00:29Find Doyle.
01:00:40Find Doyle.
01:00:42Hey Doyle. You're coming with me.
01:01:03You're coming with me.
01:01:05I'm in love.
01:01:06You're coming with me.
01:01:07I'm leaving you.
01:01:08I'm coming with you.
01:01:09I'm coming with you.
01:01:10You're coming with me.
01:01:12Hey!
01:01:13I'm coming.
01:01:14I'm coming.
01:01:28Hey!
01:01:29What?
01:01:30Let's talk.
01:01:41You ain't planning on killing him, are you?
01:01:44I hadn't thought that far ahead.
01:01:45Roughing somebody up and killing him, that's a big difference in price.
01:01:50You'll be well compensated.
01:01:52It ain't just about the money.
01:01:54I gotta plan this out so we don't get caught, and you gotta control your emotions.
01:01:59My daughter is in critical condition.
01:02:03All right, look.
01:02:05Anything goes down, you give the word.
01:02:09But leave it to me.
01:02:11You got motive, and you lack an alibi.
01:02:15I don't.
01:02:18Fine.
01:02:21May I suggest now that you've seen him, you give yourself about ten minutes to cool down your boiling blood.
01:02:27Well, everything we do now has to be planned out and emotionless.
01:02:32There's going to be the difference between us getting away with this and spending the rest of our lives in an 8x5 cell.
01:02:39I gotta take this.
01:02:43Yes.
01:02:44Yes.
01:02:57Yes.
01:02:57Yes.
01:02:58Yes.
01:02:58Yes.
01:02:58I don't know.
01:03:28So, Doyle murdered Susan and Veronica, but who killed Dallas?
01:03:43I have no idea.
01:03:44So we're back to square one.
01:03:46You're suggesting we drop the case and just go home?
01:03:49No, but Dallas videotaped himself having sex with women without them knowing.
01:03:53Not exactly someone you think is strolling through the pearly gates.
01:03:57Maybe, but it's not about him.
01:03:59It's about stopping the people who killed him so they don't do it again.
01:04:03Besides, once you start something, you just gotta finish it.
01:04:06Well, I've heard that before.
01:04:09I want those P.I.s also.
01:04:15Can we push it a little bit here?
01:04:17Oh, I'll make your retirement definitely worthwhile.
01:04:19What about her?
01:04:20I want that dick's head.
01:04:27So why'd you become a P.I.?
01:04:29I wanted to solve crimes, help people.
01:04:33So I joined the police force.
01:04:35That didn't last long.
01:04:36I've got a real problem taking orders.
01:04:38I never would have guessed.
01:04:41So why did you really want to tag along?
01:04:43Well, I guess this is the point where I give you my sob story about how someone killed my
01:04:47father and we never found the murderer, or someone killed my boyfriend and we never found the
01:04:51murderer, or someone ran over my dog and we never found the killer, but in reality I guess
01:04:57I guess I was just bored.
01:05:04The tape?
01:05:05The one we found at Doyle's?
01:05:07Let's see what's on it.
01:05:07No, that man has terrible angles.
01:05:10It's all man-ass.
01:05:11I'll do play-by-play.
01:05:13Great, what I've always wanted is someone describing a porno to me.
01:05:17No, no.
01:05:27Our masked men and Dallas.
01:05:31Looks like Dallas plays for both teams.
01:05:40Is that who I think it is?
01:05:41It's Harold King.
01:05:43That sure is some hard evidence.
01:05:45And his company's going public soon.
01:05:48So he got his daughter's tape back, but didn't know about this one.
01:05:51Well, it's one thing if his daughter's tape is released, but it's another if his was.
01:05:55Enough to kill Dallas?
01:05:56He wouldn't, but he'd have Rollins do it.
01:06:00I reckon I underestimated you two dummies.
01:06:03Mr. King would like to talk to you.
01:06:18Well, honey, I won't be home tonight.
01:06:20I got tied up at work.
01:06:22I've let some stuff slide, but no more puns.
01:06:25Really? That's where you draw the line?
01:06:27Yes. Now reach into my pocket.
01:06:29Well, that's where I draw the line.
01:06:32No, my jacket pocket.
01:06:33I have a lighter in there.
01:06:34We can burn through the rope.
01:06:36Okay.
01:06:39Got it.
01:06:43Oh.
01:06:44We can celebrate if we make it through tonight.
01:06:45My daughter's dead.
01:07:00And I hold you two responsible.
01:07:04Doyle would have been what he did, whether we investigated or not.
01:07:08He blamed Susan and Veronica for Dallas's murder.
01:07:11You should blame whoever killed him.
01:07:15I run charities, provide health care for my employees, and play golf with politicians.
01:07:22This Dallas was a scumbag that made sex tapes without permission.
01:07:27And I'm the bad guy.
01:07:29You should have gone to the police.
01:07:30Hmm.
01:07:31And let them leak it?
01:07:33Believe it or not, some people in this town don't like me.
01:07:37You don't say.
01:07:39What are you going to do to us?
01:07:41No one's talking to you, little lady.
01:07:43Well, then untie me so I can go back to my place in the kitchen.
01:07:46So what are you going to do with us?
01:07:50Right now, you both know too much.
01:07:54But you don't have any proof.
01:07:55They killed Doyle.
01:08:04Seems so.
01:08:05And I'll bet that's a smoking gun right there.
01:08:08Did you just say a pun?
01:08:10What?
01:08:10You just said smoking gun.
01:08:12No, I was referencing the gun, not me.
01:08:15No, no, no.
01:08:15I'm calling foul tip on that one.
01:08:17That's gimmick infringement.
01:08:18Puns are my thing.
01:08:19Okay.
01:08:25You've been a real pain in my ass, dick.
01:08:49I'm sorry, who are you?
01:08:50This is Ginger, King's assistant.
01:08:53I'm his girlfriend.
01:08:55More like mistress.
01:08:56And who are you, bitch?
01:08:58I'm Alex.
01:08:59He's my sidekick.
01:09:00No, you're my sidekick.
01:09:02Shut up.
01:09:05There's only room enough for one Ginger in this town, bitch.
01:09:09FYI, I'm the only one around here who makes puns.
01:09:18I want them dead.
01:09:23All right.
01:09:25But I'm going to take them out back because it's going to be a lot easier to clean up.
01:09:30Sounds good.
01:09:43Shit.
01:09:44Come on, honey.
01:09:45Any ideas?
01:10:03I pay the rent taking pictures of cheating spouses.
01:10:06This is out of my wheelhouse.
01:10:08Okay.
01:10:09Well, there's three of them and two of us.
01:10:11I say we split up.
01:10:12Better our odds.
01:10:13I was looking for a dick, but you'll do.
01:10:34I don't even know how to take that.
01:10:35There can only be one Ginger, bitch.
01:10:42Yeah, but you're only Ginger by name.
01:10:51Uh, time out.
01:10:53What?
01:10:53You can't take this?
01:10:54Suck up your puns.
01:10:55Time in, bitch.
01:10:56Oh, you bitch.
01:10:58You're right.
01:11:00I am a bitch.
01:11:01But you're not a ginger.
01:11:23Gotcha.
01:11:24You want to be my replacement?
01:11:29You're going to have to earn it.
01:11:31Really?
01:11:32With a gun?
01:11:34We can't just do this one-on-one?
01:11:39All right.
01:11:41You want to have some fun, huh?
01:11:43Let's have some fun.
01:11:45How bad?
01:11:54How bad?
01:11:55How bad is all?
01:11:58Good!
01:12:01How'd that feel?
01:12:03Did that hurt?
01:12:07Good.
01:12:08I like hurting women.
01:12:10Ah!
01:12:10Alex Bishop, you don't have a clue, do you?
01:12:25You want a clue?
01:12:29Alex Bishop in the abandoned warehouse with the lead pipe.
01:12:40Why did you kill Dallas?
01:13:07Well, since you're going to be dead soon, why not tell you?
01:13:11Age-old story. He was blackmailing me.
01:13:14Said he'd sell the tape to the tabloids if I didn't pay him off.
01:13:17With my company going public, I couldn't take that risk.
01:13:21Sounds like that Dallas was a scumbag.
01:13:24Oh, he was indeed. And you're gonna die for it, moron.
01:13:30Looks like he jumped the gun. He's really gunning for you.
01:13:33No more puns. A little help here.
01:13:36One more pun?
01:13:37No.
01:13:38Okay.
01:13:39Oh, okay. You can have one.
01:13:44That's all I need.
01:13:46King. Alex Bishop. We haven't been formally introduced.
01:13:50Nice to meet you. You play chess?
01:13:53Huh?
01:13:54Bishop takes king.
01:13:56Check bait. How is that?
01:14:00Not bad.
01:14:17Hey, look. I'm a real detective now.
01:14:20Way to be inconspicuous, Sherlock.
01:14:22Oh, I guess that makes you my Watson.
01:14:24No, no, no. I'm Sherlock.
01:14:26You already call me Sherlock Watson.
01:14:28I can't continue with this if-
01:14:30You're keeping me?
01:14:32Well, you did come in handy.
01:14:34Handy. I solved the whole thing and kicked ass.
01:14:37Which reminds me.
01:14:39I've been practicing my judo chop.
01:14:47Case, lows, bad guys, in jail.
01:14:50We didn't get paid.
01:14:51What are you gonna do about rent?
01:14:53Yeah, well, while you had King confused, his wallet just happened to fall out of his pocket.
01:14:59Now that we're partners, we need a name.
01:15:02Partners? Don't get ahead of yourself.
01:15:04You've heard the phrase, back by popular demand?
01:15:06Yes.
01:15:07Well, when we hear that, we can come up with a name.
01:15:09We can brainstorm over Charlie's chili dogs.
01:15:12I see it in your eyes. You love it.
01:15:30You mind giving me a push?
01:15:32Uh-uh. I pushed last time.
01:15:33It's my car.
01:15:34I checked the registration.
01:15:36It's under your mom's name.
01:15:38Fine.
01:15:39I will push.
01:15:40As long as I get to meet your mom.
01:15:42On second thought.
01:15:43Too late.
01:15:54Behind every great man.
01:15:56Or not so great man.
01:15:58And not so great man.
01:15:59I'm sorry.
01:16:00I'm sorry.
01:16:01I'm sorry.
01:16:02I'm sorry.
01:16:03I'm sorry.
01:16:04I'm sorry.
01:16:05You're a good man.
01:16:06We're out of here.
01:16:07I'm sorry.
01:16:08I'm sorry.
01:16:09It's under your health.
01:16:10Ooh.
01:16:11I'm sorry.
01:16:12I'm sorry.
01:16:13You're not too late.
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