00:00The Patrol Special is a private security force.
00:11An elite group of seasoned crime fighters.
00:14All right, hold it!
00:17Everyone, a professional.
00:19Except this one.
00:23Howdy.
00:24I never really saw myself as a cop.
00:26I'm more like the bad guys.
00:28Why are we doing so much running?
00:29Aren't we all going to be in cars?
00:31I'm looking for a really big gun that holds a lot of bullets.
00:34Move it!
00:35The first time you screw up, you're out of business.
00:45He's a kid.
00:46I am not a kid.
00:47Calm down.
00:48Kid, kid, kid.
00:50Where'd you learn to shoot life then?
00:52Never shot a gun before in my life.
00:55Maybe this isn't so hard after all.
00:57Wait, wait, wait!
00:58Wait a minute, everybody!
01:00But we all decided we don't want you as our boss.
01:03We just have to take charge.
01:05Yeah, yeah, come in.
01:0610-4.
01:07Just checking in, boss.
01:09Surprise the bad guys.
01:10Oh, we're gonna die, Sam!
01:13Oh, I scared you, didn't I?
01:15And send your girl flowers.
01:17And what would you like the card to say?
01:19Dear Maya, it was great seeing you the other night.
01:22Love and kisses on all your pink parts.
01:25Drawing to arrest.
01:26Lay down on the ground or something.
01:27He's not a patrol special.
01:29He's a screw-up.
01:30Got women to do.
01:31Places to see.
01:34Going down.
01:37I'm pregnant, George.
01:38Hey, the movie's called Cups.
01:56Now get out of my bathroom.
01:57Now get out of my bathroom.
02:18Now get out of my bathroom.
02:18Now get out of my bathroom.
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