00:00Fifteen-buck cover to get a drink hey yeah how come she didn't have to pay 15 bucks she
00:08signed up for the open mic look at me I kind of look like the guy who tells you the Ferris
00:14wheel doesn't work at the amusement park I gotta date better man my ex wouldn't let me touch his
00:18magic the gathering cards I'm gonna shake it up tonight so let's put your hands together for Alex
00:23Novak I think I'm getting a divorce what tipped me off was that I'm living in an apartment on my own
00:42and my wife and kids don't live there that was probably the biggest clue
00:49what is the problem I don't know it's complicated you don't have to tell me that I guess we just
00:57slowly grew away from each other you two have always been very different and you and dad are
01:02twins your father is an immigrant to this country I know that and I've always been a woman who wants
01:06the taste of the exotic Jesus mom why are you doing stand-up getting a divorce you cheated no you didn't
01:14cheat and you get a divorce oh that's some white guy shit I've been doing stand-up is it like a hobby
01:22well I'm not about to quit my job and go on tour it's just it's something I look forward to hey listen
01:27do you mind if I dropped him off here for a couple hours don't ambush me like this in front of the boys
01:32you suck you suck you met up for me I'm doing great I'm paying rents on a shitty apartment and
01:38uh mortgage for a house that I don't even live in anymore so I'm the only one who doesn't know
01:42about this that goes this year I want to achieve do you have goals dad oh of course I do you knew I
01:50was struggling you left me alone I left you alone you checked out I was unhappy in our marriage
02:00man I wish I had a punchline what I like about you is you're so innocent you're not naive you're
02:15innocent you are good I mean you're bad at stand-up but you're good you have a good heart
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