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00:00:00So what do you want to do today?
00:00:10Um, I think I'm gonna get some work done.
00:00:14Do you want it?
00:00:16No, I'll get some work done too.
00:00:30Are you seriously pretending to be asleep right now?
00:00:34What?
00:00:36Get up! It's your turn.
00:00:38I got up at 3.
00:00:40I got up at 5.
00:00:42I went to bed at 1.
00:00:44You were wasting time online.
00:00:46I was writing!
00:00:58Hey, hon.
00:00:59Hey.
00:01:00What are you doing today?
00:01:02Working. I'm about to head over to Trey's.
00:01:04You have to be back by like 5.30.
00:01:06I will be.
00:01:07Okay.
00:01:08Don't you and Trey ever get sick of each other?
00:01:11Lisa, he's my brother.
00:01:13I know. I just...
00:01:15miss spending Saturdays with you.
00:01:18We literally have three scripts due this week, so...
00:01:22What are you doing here?
00:01:24Working out.
00:01:25Are those three pounds?
00:01:26Yeah.
00:01:27Can I feel it?
00:01:28This isn't gonna do anything.
00:01:29You might as well just be standing here with no weights, just moving your arms back and forth.
00:01:32I can't believe they sell these things.
00:01:33Stop it.
00:01:34You can't, no.
00:01:35It's for Tony.
00:01:36I don't like to sweat.
00:01:37I love you.
00:01:41Don't be late.
00:01:42I won't!
00:01:43We haven't had sex in a while.
00:01:44It's bullshit.
00:01:45Well, we could do something about it right now.
00:01:46Brie, I'm never gonna say no.
00:01:47Why am I the only one who ever starts the dishwasher?
00:01:48You didn't start the dishwasher!
00:01:49What?
00:01:50Nothing.
00:01:51Here, baby.
00:01:52Sit right there.
00:01:53Mm-hmm.
00:01:54Mm-hmm.
00:01:55What's that?
00:01:56Okay.
00:01:57What?
00:01:58What?
00:01:59Nice 30 minute shower.
00:02:00It was 16 minutes.
00:02:01It was 16 minutes.
00:02:02I timed it.
00:02:03How was it that I didn't get myself into the kitchen?
00:02:04I didn't know.
00:02:05I didn't know.
00:02:06I didn't know.
00:02:07I was going to be able to do something.
00:02:08I'm the only one that just didn't start the dishwasher.
00:02:09Why am I the only one who ever starts the dishwasher?
00:02:10Why am I the only one who ever starts the dishwasher?
00:02:11You didn't start the dishwasher!
00:02:12What?
00:02:13Nothing.
00:02:14Here, baby.
00:02:15It's all right there.
00:02:16Mm-hmm.
00:02:17What's that?
00:02:18Okay.
00:02:19What?
00:02:20What?
00:02:21Nice 30 minute shower.
00:02:22It was 16 minutes.
00:02:25I timed it.
00:02:26How is it that I didn't get myself into the kitchen?
00:02:31so I can get myself and the kids ready in the same amount of time it takes you to get yourself ready.
00:02:34Well, remember how we read that men's brains aren't wired for multitasking?
00:02:37Well, how about finishing a single task? Like, you never start the dishwasher.
00:02:42I start the dishwasher all the time.
00:02:44You think if you do something once every three weeks, you do it regularly?
00:02:47Well, once every three weeks is regularly.
00:02:49Oh my god. I want to kill you right now!
00:02:52I'm anxious about tonight.
00:02:53Why? It's gonna be fun.
00:02:55It's gonna be awkward as hell.
00:02:58You shouldn't have set it up.
00:03:01You just... you have to admit you like to stir the pot.
00:03:05It was Ginger's suggestion, and Chris was fine with it.
00:03:09I'll bet.
00:03:11Is... is he bringing that girl?
00:03:14The one that he cheated with?
00:03:15No, they're both coming separately. They agreed.
00:03:22Poor Ginger.
00:03:24I bet she's still a mess.
00:03:26I've been thinking about Ginger.
00:03:28Poor Ginger.
00:03:30I don't think it's a good idea for her to be spending so much time in Texas.
00:03:35Last time she came back, she was eating so much fried food, all she could fit into was her sweatpants.
00:03:40Ugh.
00:03:41Jesus.
00:03:42I know.
00:03:43Marriage is like a business contract.
00:03:46Each party signs a contract because they're getting certain things out of the deal.
00:03:50And when Chris married Ginger, part of the deal was that she was slim and attractive.
00:03:53Okay, but you shouldn't have to worry about your spouse cheating on you just because you've
00:03:58gained some weight over the years.
00:04:00Some weight?
00:04:01Yes.
00:04:02Okay.
00:04:03Ginger's gotten huge.
00:04:05But it's hard for her because she's such a good cook.
00:04:07I mean, I don't know how Chris stayed so slim all those years.
00:04:10He's self-disciplined because he's vain.
00:04:14I always knew he was going to cheat.
00:04:16There's no way a guy who is that good looking is going to stay faithful.
00:04:19Well, you sound like you would have cheated with him if you'd had the chance.
00:04:23I...
00:04:25Whatever.
00:04:26He was crazy to cheat on her.
00:04:28She's cool and she cooks like a four course dinner every night.
00:04:30I mean, who cares about sex when you can eat like a king?
00:04:33We're not leaving until we own this town.
00:04:37Not this side, not the valley, the other side.
00:04:40I've been thinking about Ginger.
00:04:42Ah, poor Ginger.
00:04:44Then I started thinking about our sisters and your mother and my mother and all the women
00:04:52we know.
00:04:53And it's like we've seen them all act a little crazy.
00:04:56So I'm developing this theory that all women occasionally act nuts.
00:05:01It's just a question of how nuts.
00:05:03Like, where are they on the continuum?
00:05:05Yeah, well, that's what I like about women.
00:05:07I think it's cool how they can be unpredictable.
00:05:09It's holding us back.
00:05:11You know, it makes men uncomfortable because they're only used to experiencing one emotion.
00:05:15Or maybe several, but you know, it all funnels down to the same one.
00:05:19Anger.
00:05:20And then they snap and kill their whole family.
00:05:22So all men are angry.
00:05:24Well, what blanket statement can we make about men?
00:05:28It's what Thoreau said.
00:05:30Most are leading lives of quiet desperation.
00:05:33You know, they go to work and they help with the kids and they take out the trash.
00:05:37And then they go to work and they help with the kids and they take out the trash.
00:05:40The whole time, they're daydreaming about being big and important and powerful.
00:05:45And screwing Scarlett Johansson or whoever.
00:05:48I'll buy that.
00:05:50You want to have sex with Scarlett Johansson?
00:05:52No, I meant I'll buy your theory overall.
00:05:55You don't want to have sex with her.
00:05:57I don't find her attractive.
00:06:00Right.
00:06:01Believe it or not, when I fantasize about having sex, it's with you.
00:06:05Always.
00:06:07You never imagine yourself having sex with anyone but me.
00:06:11And you never imagine yourself having sex with anybody but me?
00:06:14I wish neither one of us were ever attracted to anyone else.
00:06:19It is like that, mostly.
00:06:21Seriously.
00:06:23It's like everything is built on a foundation of little white lies.
00:06:27Living in a house of cards.
00:06:29Who needs four cars?
00:06:41I don't know.
00:06:42I guess I haven't heard about the fossil fuel situation.
00:06:44Michelle, we drive an SUV and a station wagon.
00:06:47Yeah, but our next cars are going to be hybrids.
00:06:49Oh, well we can start judging people once we get them.
00:06:52Okay.
00:06:53We'll find out if he's hiring.
00:06:56You haven't staffed in three seasons.
00:06:59He's a hack.
00:07:00His brother's a clown.
00:07:02A hack and a clown?
00:07:07You know one of their episodes is up for an Emmy?
00:07:09Really?
00:07:10Yeah.
00:07:11I can guarantee you they didn't write it though.
00:07:13On TV, everybody on staff contributes to every episode.
00:07:16Well, this hack is 30 years old and owns a house that costs...
00:07:212.5
00:07:23Oh my god.
00:07:25Hi!
00:07:27Hey!
00:07:36They never hear us because this house is so big.
00:07:41Lisa?
00:07:43Josh?
00:07:50Art?
00:07:52I guess they're collecting now.
00:07:55That fucker, he's just over here printing money.
00:08:04Hello?
00:08:07Hello?
00:08:08Hi!
00:08:08How are you?
00:08:09Really good.
00:08:10How are you guys?
00:08:11Good to see you.
00:08:12I'm glad you guys can make it finally.
00:08:13We can stay out late.
00:08:14My mom's babysitting for us.
00:08:16I am going to drink my ass off.
00:08:17No, it's your turn to get up with Emma and Chloe tomorrow.
00:08:21Wow.
00:08:22I bet you guys can't wait to have kids, right?
00:08:23No, you have to do it.
00:08:24Seriously, it's the best thing that ever happened to me.
00:08:25Actually, we're trying to get pregnant.
00:08:26So...
00:08:27Yeah, I could be good without kids, but whatever.
00:08:29What are you talking about?
00:08:30You totally thought that baby was so cute at the barbecue.
00:08:32All babies are cute.
00:08:33That's their thing.
00:08:34But is that any reason to make an irreversible decision?
00:08:36Well, if you didn't want to have kids, we shouldn't have gotten married.
00:08:37Nice.
00:08:38What?
00:08:39I'm just saying.
00:08:40We're going to tackle the big issues tonight.
00:08:41Yeah.
00:08:42Hey, thank you.
00:08:43So where's Ginger and Chris?
00:08:44I told them not to come until 7.30 so that we could have some time to discuss the situation.
00:08:49The puppet master.
00:08:50Stop.
00:08:51Stop.
00:08:52Stop.
00:08:53Stop.
00:08:54Stop.
00:08:55Stop.
00:08:56Stop.
00:08:57Stop.
00:08:58Stop.
00:08:59Stop.
00:09:00Stop.
00:09:01Stop.
00:09:02Stop.
00:09:03Stop.
00:09:04Stop.
00:09:05Stop.
00:09:06Stop.
00:09:07Stop.
00:09:08Stop.
00:09:09Stop.
00:09:10Stop holding down.
00:09:11Stop.
00:09:16Stop.
00:09:17Stop.
00:09:18Stop calling me.
00:09:19Wow!
00:09:20That picture is amazing.
00:09:21I got another TV.
00:09:22Check it out.
00:09:23Everybody.
00:09:24Sloppy already.
00:09:26I know.
00:09:27So, Chris and Ginger are coming together?
00:09:29No.
00:09:30Separately.
00:09:32What was she doing in Texas?
00:09:33I have no idea because she's not on Facebook.
00:09:35People who aren't on Facebook think they're so cool.
00:09:38I know
00:09:39no offense
00:09:40but really it's just a huge pain in the ass
00:09:42for anybody who loves them
00:09:43because how are we supposed to keep in touch
00:09:45yeah
00:09:45and she never checks her email
00:09:47okay
00:09:47she has this whole thing
00:09:49about how email exists
00:09:50as a convenience to us
00:09:51and we're not supposed to let it run our lives
00:09:53and then she says
00:09:55and she says
00:09:57we have to consciously decide
00:09:59how much time we're going to give it
00:10:01see this is why I love her
00:10:03who else says stuff like that
00:10:04I don't have time to consciously decide to do anything
00:10:07what am I going to do
00:10:08call her
00:10:09I don't have time to call everybody
00:10:11I want to keep in touch with
00:10:12I have children
00:10:13well she has Oliver
00:10:14yeah but he's 10
00:10:16and it's
00:10:17there's a huge difference between 1 and 2
00:10:19you have your first
00:10:21you think it's so hard
00:10:22but when you have 2
00:10:23it's a whole other story
00:10:26you're complaining
00:10:27I'm not complaining
00:10:29you are complaining
00:10:31do you have peps in the door?
00:10:37or something for stomachs
00:10:38what's the matter?
00:10:40I don't know
00:10:41I have social anxiety
00:10:42why?
00:10:43it's just us
00:10:44I'm George and Martha
00:10:47who's George and Martha?
00:10:50Elizabeth Taylor
00:10:51Richard Burton
00:10:52who's afraid of Virginia Woolf
00:10:53oh
00:10:54is that a good movie?
00:10:57it's what good?
00:10:59uh
00:10:59who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?
00:11:01I love that movie
00:11:02I've never seen it
00:11:03what's that noise?
00:11:06oh
00:11:06someone must be at the front door
00:11:08shoot
00:11:09it's 7.30 already?
00:11:16Josh has never seen it
00:11:17who's afraid of Virginia Woolf
00:11:18hello
00:11:23oh my gosh
00:11:25you look amazing
00:11:28oh
00:11:28oh god
00:11:29thank you
00:11:31I still have a
00:11:33couple more pounds to go
00:11:34but I'm getting there
00:11:35no
00:11:35you look awesome
00:11:37oh
00:11:39Lisa
00:11:39this is Brad
00:11:40hi
00:11:41hi
00:11:42you're cute
00:11:43he's an actor
00:11:45me
00:11:47do you mind if I use your bathroom?
00:11:50sure
00:11:51yeah
00:11:51do you mind if I go too?
00:11:57we came from Malibu
00:11:59and you practically have to stop for snacks
00:12:00you know
00:12:01absolutely
00:12:02sure
00:12:02just use the powder room over there
00:12:04that's okay
00:12:05I'll
00:12:06I'll just use this one
00:12:09okay
00:12:11hey
00:12:15can we have sex?
00:12:19Brad
00:12:19come on let me go down on you
00:12:20oh my god
00:12:22so the last time we talked
00:12:24you and Trey were trying to write a movie together
00:12:26it's not easy is it?
00:12:28I always tell you TV guys
00:12:29features aren't just longer
00:12:30they're a whole different animal
00:12:32it's hard to sustain a story over 100 pages
00:12:34it's done man
00:12:35we sold it last week
00:12:36really?
00:12:38who uh
00:12:39who did you guys sell it to?
00:12:41Will Ferrell and Adam McKay
00:12:42that's great
00:12:45that's fantastic
00:12:47yeah those guys are really funny
00:12:49yeah they're doing alright
00:12:50haha
00:12:51you're a smartass
00:12:53how much?
00:12:54if you don't mind me asking
00:12:55no it's fine
00:12:56it was in the trades
00:12:57800
00:12:58800,000?
00:13:03no 800 dollars
00:13:04oh man
00:13:06what's wrong?
00:13:10you look freaked out
00:13:11Ginger lost weight
00:13:12what?
00:13:12really?
00:13:13yeah
00:13:13and she brought a guy
00:13:15and she went to the bathroom
00:13:17and this kid
00:13:18he's like 20
00:13:19he asked if he could go too
00:13:21and they're in the bathroom
00:13:22together
00:13:22right now
00:13:23they're having sex?
00:13:25I don't know
00:13:26in the powder room
00:13:27yeah
00:13:27they better not get anything on the wallpaper
00:13:30it's vintage
00:13:31see that?
00:13:32rich people have problems too
00:13:33they have to worry about
00:13:34guests ejaculating on their wallpaper
00:13:36if I had said that
00:13:40you would have told me
00:13:41I was disgusting
00:13:41it was funny
00:13:43Ryan is funny
00:13:45I'm a comedy writer
00:13:46you're funny Dave
00:13:47it's just
00:13:48Ryan is used to
00:13:48you know
00:13:49getting up in front of
00:13:50a hundred people
00:13:51and making them laugh
00:13:52their asses off
00:13:53I can't believe you
00:13:55oh my god
00:13:57hi
00:13:58you look awesome
00:14:00oh thank you
00:14:01how did you lose this weight?
00:14:03I just
00:14:03was so busy working
00:14:06oh hey
00:14:07yeah
00:14:07I was
00:14:08catering a movie
00:14:10in Austin?
00:14:11yeah
00:14:11that's how I met Brad
00:14:12he was a part of the cast
00:14:14how's Oliver?
00:14:15he's great
00:14:16he's with his cousins
00:14:17I go back on Monday
00:14:18what's that noise?
00:14:22oh
00:14:22someone must be at the front door
00:14:24that must be Chris
00:14:25has he seen you yet?
00:14:29no
00:14:30he's gonna shit a brick
00:14:32hi
00:14:37hi
00:14:38how are you?
00:14:40good
00:14:40oh
00:14:41thank you
00:14:43god
00:14:43we haven't seen you
00:14:48in since
00:14:48forever
00:14:48I know
00:14:49uh
00:14:51Ginger came right?
00:14:53yeah
00:14:53she's here
00:14:54oh
00:14:57wait till you see
00:14:58good taste
00:14:59how you doing bud?
00:15:02you look beautiful
00:15:03thank you
00:15:03uh Chris
00:15:05nice to meet you
00:15:06you too
00:15:07Brad
00:15:08oh
00:15:08how do you know
00:15:10Josh and Lisa?
00:15:11I just met them
00:15:12I'm here with Ginger
00:15:12oh
00:15:14I thought we weren't
00:15:18bringing anyone
00:15:18oh yeah
00:15:20I'm sorry
00:15:20you are wearing
00:15:27that outfit
00:15:27that I love
00:15:28oh yeah
00:15:29who needs a drink?
00:15:32I do
00:15:32I do
00:15:32I do
00:15:33I do
00:15:34I do
00:15:34silverware has a really nice weight to it
00:15:42I knew you'd notice
00:15:43you always appreciate nice things
00:15:45yeah I noticed it too
00:15:46I was thinking about stealing some
00:15:48seriously
00:15:49one spoon costs $200
00:15:51wow
00:15:51I want to hear some of your new material
00:15:53can we after dinner?
00:15:55no
00:15:55come on
00:15:56for us
00:15:56come on
00:15:57come on
00:15:58I got some
00:16:00you know truthfully
00:16:01I've been traveling so much
00:16:02that I really haven't had time to write
00:16:04gotta make time
00:16:05no excuses
00:16:06right
00:16:08no I wrote today though
00:16:10so
00:16:11so and I
00:16:11wow
00:16:12you screwed around on the internet
00:16:14I was working
00:16:16oh listen
00:16:17there's a service you can subscribe to
00:16:19that blocks your access to the internet
00:16:20for up to eight hours a day
00:16:22is that where we're at right now?
00:16:24we can't be self-disciplined
00:16:26we have to pay someone to enforce discipline?
00:16:28I know
00:16:29it's lame
00:16:29but you know
00:16:31it only costs $7.95 a month
00:16:33it's totally worth it
00:16:34wow
00:16:35you and Trey do that?
00:16:37no
00:16:37we don't have to
00:16:38we're very self-motivated
00:16:39it's fantastic
00:16:42man
00:16:43so Rye
00:16:45where are you performing these days?
00:16:47uh
00:16:48all over
00:16:49uh
00:16:49Atlanta
00:16:51Dallas
00:16:51Pittsburgh
00:16:52have you been going with him Brie?
00:16:53no
00:16:54I take five shows a week so
00:16:55oh
00:16:56oh right
00:16:57that's right
00:16:58oh
00:16:58have you watched her show?
00:17:01oh it's fantastic
00:17:02I keep forgetting
00:17:03I'm sorry
00:17:04I've never had time for that
00:17:06send me the link again though
00:17:07I can't believe this
00:17:08my own friends
00:17:09you know I have strangers writing me telling me that they love it
00:17:13you know this one guy told me it restored his faith in humanity
00:17:16I have to
00:17:17but it's opera right?
00:17:19that's a tough sell
00:17:20I don't have time to watch webisodes
00:17:22they're only two minutes long
00:17:23you know one day Ryan and I are gonna leave LA and then you'll all be sorry
00:17:29because you'll just be talking about how you saw Jim Carrey at the dog park
00:17:33who saw Jim Carrey at the dog park?
00:17:34did you see him?
00:17:36for real?
00:17:36I just made that up
00:17:38oh
00:17:38I'm just saying your whole lives will be one big Howard Stern conversation
00:17:42I love Howard Stern
00:17:44love him
00:17:45this chicken is very good
00:17:49oh yeah
00:17:50Lisa's a good little orderer
00:17:52did I tell you guys that I'm going to London with Josh and Trey?
00:18:03I thought you weren't going
00:18:04we did a spreadsheet on how much she'd spend in London and how much she'd spend here
00:18:10and we think she'd spend more here because there'd be no controls
00:18:15yeah because women are stupid spendthrifts
00:18:17it's just that you want more
00:18:19they don't want more they want everything
00:18:21they want to go to all the new restaurants
00:18:23they want to get all the best clothes
00:18:25they want to go on the best vacations
00:18:27they want to get all the best personal trainers
00:18:30you don't like new restaurants
00:18:31well yeah that's
00:18:33you don't want to take great vacations?
00:18:36yes of course but that's not
00:18:37we help you lead fuller lives
00:18:38thank you
00:18:39yes
00:18:39yeah
00:18:40hey so uh
00:18:44what's your uh script about?
00:18:46oh which one?
00:18:48I was talking about the uh
00:18:49the spec script that you sold
00:18:51but uh how many do you have?
00:18:52well when that one went out
00:18:54everyone went nuts
00:18:55and wanted meetings with us
00:18:57so of course we had this backlog of ideas
00:19:00that we wanted to pitch
00:19:01so we're working on an animated film
00:19:05at Pixar
00:19:06Spielberg wants to do a comedy
00:19:08so we're writing something for him
00:19:10and we're working on a project
00:19:13we would direct ourselves
00:19:14Paramount would finance
00:19:15nothing huge
00:19:16but they want to be in business with us
00:19:18and one of our TV episodes
00:19:20was nominated
00:19:21for an Emmy
00:19:22oh that's great
00:19:23oh that's great
00:19:24congrats with great news
00:19:25oh my god
00:19:26you know what
00:19:28I'm gonna go uh
00:19:29open one of the bottles we brought
00:19:30anybody need anything else?
00:19:31we're gonna get ours too
00:19:32oh
00:19:33I want to read that smacky soul
00:19:36we should ask him
00:19:37no because
00:19:38I'll think that we have a chip on our shoulder
00:19:40that we just want to see if it's good
00:19:42I'm telling you
00:19:42how could it be?
00:19:44have you seen his show?
00:19:45it's so hacky
00:19:46$800,000
00:19:49it's cause he's self-confident
00:19:51confidence is everything in this town
00:19:53I'm self-confident
00:19:55huh?
00:19:57I got a two bedroom teardown in the valley
00:19:58yeah but Studio City's cool
00:20:01it's not really the valley
00:20:02don't patronize me
00:20:04alright
00:20:05when we trade up
00:20:06we'll move to the west side
00:20:09alright
00:20:09we like the valley
00:20:11we're very middle class
00:20:12when I bought Brie the Volvo
00:20:14she acted like she'd won the lottery
00:20:16must be nice to have a wife you can please
00:20:19she's the best
00:20:21I have to do something about it
00:20:26it's humbling
00:20:26it's like just being automated
00:20:27it doesn't happen
00:20:28they have sticky things
00:20:29yeah they do
00:20:30Brie?
00:20:32Brie?
00:20:34that's an unusual name
00:20:36you know my mom had just seen Clue
00:20:38really?
00:20:39your mom must be very interesting
00:20:41to name you after a hooker
00:20:43I mean um
00:20:45a prostitute
00:20:47is Clue good?
00:20:49I haven't seen that
00:20:50I haven't seen Clue
00:20:52so how'd you two meet?
00:20:59I was working on a film
00:21:01that was shot in Austin
00:21:02crew?
00:21:05no no I'm an actor
00:21:06big role
00:21:09small
00:21:10as actors we were taught
00:21:12to believe that there are
00:21:13no small roles
00:21:14right
00:21:14so small
00:21:15what movie?
00:21:18Spaceman
00:21:18hmm
00:21:19I read the script
00:21:21well
00:21:23I read the uh
00:21:24I read the first ten pages
00:21:25it was actually
00:21:26it was so bad
00:21:28I couldn't finish it
00:21:29how old are you?
00:21:3426
00:21:34that's young
00:21:36yeah
00:21:38he knows nothing
00:21:40about the heartache
00:21:40of soft erections
00:21:42plus everyone our age
00:21:49is married so
00:21:50yeah but not all
00:21:51these marriages
00:21:52are going to last
00:21:53I mean the divorce rate
00:21:55is 50%
00:21:56my wife
00:22:0512 years we've been together
00:22:08yeah
00:22:09and what's great about it is
00:22:11and it kind of gets me choked up a little bit
00:22:13we're very supportive of each other
00:22:14we look out for each other
00:22:15try to make each other happy
00:22:17like lately
00:22:18she's been giving me a lot of blowjobs
00:22:21which is awesome
00:22:22and it's occurred to her
00:22:24that maybe
00:22:25blowjobs are fattening
00:22:27because she's been gaining a little weight
00:22:29the other day we're laying in bed
00:22:32and she says to me
00:22:33look
00:22:35I'm thinking
00:22:36that maybe sperm
00:22:38has a lot of calories
00:22:40so I immediately go on
00:22:41the problem solving mode
00:22:42I'm like
00:22:44why don't you start skipping lunch
00:22:46that was me
00:22:48that was hilarious
00:22:49what are you talking about
00:22:50funny Raya
00:22:51I'm just going to play you guys
00:22:53the first few notes
00:22:54okay
00:22:54oh hey
00:22:55hey hey hey
00:22:56thank you
00:23:10did you guys get chills?
00:23:37I did
00:23:38are you serious?
00:23:42how are you guys not affected by that song?
00:23:44no it was really beautiful
00:23:45it was gorgeous
00:23:46hey you guys want to play poker?
00:23:48yes
00:23:48yes
00:23:49no
00:23:50it's too late to start a game
00:23:52it's 10 o'clock
00:23:52we have to stop drinking
00:23:53no
00:23:54no one stopped drinking
00:23:55you guys have to spend the night
00:23:57everyone
00:23:58should stay here tonight
00:23:59really?
00:24:00oh
00:24:00yeah
00:24:01what's the point of having this big house right?
00:24:04alright
00:24:04I'll do that
00:24:05call your mom
00:24:06it's been so long since I've gotten
00:24:07shit face
00:24:08we can play poker all night
00:24:10and then watch the sunrise
00:24:12I feel alive
00:24:14I'm alive honey
00:24:16I'm alive
00:24:17I'm feeling alive
00:24:19I'm alive
00:24:20don't feel sorry for me
00:24:25we don't feel sorry for you
00:24:27we feel bad for you
00:24:28that's funny
00:24:30because I feel bad for you
00:24:33why?
00:24:36well
00:24:36well
00:24:37neither of you seem very happy right now
00:24:40me and Michelle?
00:24:42why are you singling us out?
00:24:46Ryan and Brie are happy
00:24:48well
00:24:50yeah
00:24:51yeah we're happy
00:24:52but
00:24:52what makes you think Dave and I aren't happy?
00:24:56seriously?
00:24:58Brie said earlier that you guys were like the couple
00:25:00and who's afraid of Virginia Woolf
00:25:01I mean earlier I was
00:25:03my stomach hurt
00:25:04so I was conversing
00:25:05great so everybody thinks we're a mess
00:25:06oh we don't think you're a mess
00:25:08look I get it
00:25:09you've got young kids
00:25:10it's hard
00:25:11Josh and I are trying to get pregnant
00:25:14of course you are
00:25:16what does that mean?
00:25:20I just feel like we're all making the same mistakes our parents made
00:25:24you're on shaky ground
00:25:25so you want to throw kids into the mix
00:25:28you think I'm on shaky ground?
00:25:30you know how Josh acts like
00:25:35he's being funny because he's smiling
00:25:37or making some sort of joke
00:25:40but really he's just criticizing you?
00:25:44yeah
00:25:45it seems like he doesn't respect you
00:25:50well
00:25:53he has really high expectations of everyone
00:25:57himself included
00:25:58so he's critical
00:26:00but I think that he respects me
00:26:03I know he respects me
00:26:05that asshole
00:26:13he doesn't respect me
00:26:15well maybe he does
00:26:17no
00:26:18no he doesn't
00:26:19I know he doesn't
00:26:21well look why don't you talk to him about it
00:26:22if you call him on it
00:26:23he's going to have to change
00:26:25that's optimistic
00:26:26I know you're into positive thinking
00:26:29and the power of intention
00:26:30and all that shit
00:26:30but sometimes it's just not realistic
00:26:32what are you doing?
00:26:52I'm going to do a spreadsheet
00:26:53to see if I can afford to leave him
00:26:55no
00:26:55wait that was just my opinion
00:26:57hey I could be totally wrong
00:26:59everybody knows I'm a little screwed up right now
00:27:01when we're done with her let's do me
00:27:03I think I can get some money from my parents
00:27:05you don't want to get a divorce
00:27:07yeah you do not want to get a divorce
00:27:09Dave and I are really having problems right now
00:27:12listen I get it
00:27:14okay
00:27:14you love your kids
00:27:16they're the best thing that ever happened to me
00:27:18but they're at an age where they require constant attention
00:27:22and it doesn't matter how much you love them
00:27:24there's a part of you that is angry
00:27:27because you don't have a life anymore
00:27:29I know
00:27:30and so you start taking it out on the person closest to you
00:27:33your spouse
00:27:34you know I read this book about how in some cultures
00:27:37couples don't even pretend they can stay together
00:27:40for the first five years of the child's life
00:27:42so the man he leaves the home
00:27:44and he goes and he sleeps somewhere else
00:27:45and he just comes home to you know make repairs to the thatched hut
00:27:48and give the wife money
00:27:50and the woman
00:27:51she gives all her attention to the child
00:27:53and her mother and sisters and aunts help her raise it
00:27:56that's pretty smart
00:27:58most American women though
00:28:00would not be okay with their husband sleeping with another woman
00:28:03while we have to deal with the kids
00:28:05Dave can be really annoying
00:28:07he does all these little things
00:28:10everybody does all these little things
00:28:12look I know he's a good person
00:28:16and I love him
00:28:17and I wish him well
00:28:18but what would be perfect
00:28:19is if we were really rich
00:28:21and could have two houses
00:28:24so we'd live near each other but not together
00:28:26which would lead to divorce
00:28:28because why would you be married to someone
00:28:29if you can live without them
00:28:30oh yeah we'd get divorced
00:28:32but we'd stay friends
00:28:33and I'd hire two nannies
00:28:35so I could have round-the-clock help
00:28:36which would lead to you never seeing your kids
00:28:39so you'd feel guilty
00:28:40and you'd indulge them
00:28:42and then they would just be more and more demanding
00:28:44and you'd all be miserable
00:28:45I feel really overwhelmed
00:28:48so is this about the Emmy thing you were talking about?
00:28:53no I mean this guy
00:28:54he's out of control
00:28:55he helped you with that?
00:28:56yeah he helped me
00:28:57he makes all this money
00:28:59oh when he signed the deal with ABC
00:29:00they backed the truck up
00:29:01oh yeah he is loaded
00:29:03and now everyone's kissing his ass
00:29:05actresses who audition for his show
00:29:07and there he is
00:29:09stuck with his college sweetheart
00:29:11whom he thought was the best he was ever going to do
00:29:14she's cute
00:29:15yeah but she's not beautiful
00:29:16I mean
00:29:17he could have his pick now
00:29:19yeah but do you really want to be with someone
00:29:21who's only with you because you have money?
00:29:24young guy's perspective
00:29:25probably when we're that old
00:29:27we'll settle for getting a beautiful woman any way we can
00:29:29what are you talking about?
00:29:31were you planning on being single?
00:29:32hey it's touch and go at my house
00:29:34it's great being young huh?
00:29:35the women are more fun
00:29:37easier to please I guess
00:29:38that's what makes them not fun
00:29:40women your age
00:29:41they're harder to satisfy I guess
00:29:43I like the challenge
00:29:45yeah
00:29:47you just have to get through the next couple years
00:29:51the kids will get easier
00:29:52and in the meantime
00:29:53you have to remember
00:29:54why you married Dave
00:29:56to begin with
00:29:57and yes
00:29:58you have to make yourself
00:30:01have sex with him
00:30:02no
00:30:03I have no desire
00:30:05none
00:30:06we don't have sex either
00:30:08I just don't care about it
00:30:10at all
00:30:12okay
00:30:14well it will be your problem eventually
00:30:16I mean you can't tell a guy
00:30:19hey we're married
00:30:21and you can never have sex with anyone else again
00:30:23oh and by the way
00:30:24you can never have sex with me again
00:30:26I mean eventually he's gonna decide that that's a bunch of bullshit
00:30:31and he's gonna find somebody else to have sex with
00:30:34the oppressed will rise up
00:30:36so what happened with you and Chris?
00:30:38do you think he was justified in having the affair?
00:30:41no
00:30:41at least I would never tell him that
00:30:45but yeah we didn't have sex
00:30:48I just
00:30:49I just didn't feel like it
00:30:52but he's so good looking
00:30:53I'm just saying
00:30:58I mean
00:30:58if she didn't feel like having sex with Chris
00:31:01how am I supposed to feel like having sex with Dave?
00:31:04that's so mean
00:31:05what?
00:31:07it's just sometimes I look at him
00:31:09and he already seems
00:31:11middle-aged
00:31:12well
00:31:13we almost are
00:31:15it's not that far off
00:31:17actually
00:31:18I read this book by Desmond Morris
00:31:20that says men's waists expand
00:31:23as they get older
00:31:24and their shoulders get more narrow
00:31:26and rounded
00:31:27and this is all part of nature's grand plan
00:31:30so that they will be less attractive
00:31:32to other women
00:31:33so that they will stay with their wives
00:31:35and help raise the children
00:31:36how do you find time to read all this shit?
00:31:40Dave is awesome
00:31:41I find him very attractive
00:31:43I love Dave
00:31:44he's great
00:31:45he would freak if he heard this
00:31:47you should tell him
00:31:49yeah why don't you
00:31:50give him a boost
00:31:51no
00:31:51why?
00:31:55because
00:31:56I don't want to give him power
00:31:58Michelle
00:32:00what?
00:32:02okay that's bitchy
00:32:03I guess I'm in a bad place right now
00:32:06yeah
00:32:08obviously I am too
00:32:10why else would I be hanging out with
00:32:12a 26 year old actor in Malibu
00:32:15I love Malibu
00:32:17tell us about the sex
00:32:19with the actor
00:32:20no you do not get to ask questions about sex
00:32:23why not?
00:32:24because you're not willing to reveal anything about yourself
00:32:27I will tell you anything you want to know about my sex life
00:32:29yeah
00:32:31you and Ryan have good sex
00:32:32we know
00:32:33I'm saying you won't talk about other guys ever
00:32:36like you won't even admit it if somebody else is hot
00:32:40it's as if that's cheating on Ryan
00:32:42I know it's not cheating
00:32:43of course it's not
00:32:44but it's a little bit of a betrayal
00:32:46how is it a betrayal?
00:32:50obviously George Clooney was hot in the American
00:32:53okay
00:32:54and it probably wouldn't be unpleasant to have sex with him
00:32:57everybody knows that including Ryan
00:33:00so I just don't think it's a big deal to acknowledge what everybody else knows to be true
00:33:04was that good, the American?
00:33:06we didn't see that one
00:33:07how does Josh write movies when he's never seen one?
00:33:10we see movies all the time
00:33:12but you just studiously avoid the good ones?
00:33:15because we don't see the kind of movies you see
00:33:17you're a snobbery
00:33:20am I?
00:33:21or are you people just disappointing?
00:33:23Jon Stewart
00:33:24he's great
00:33:24yeah I know he's great but do you ever think it would be fun to have sex with him?
00:33:27Michelle
00:33:28Jason Bateman
00:33:30no stop I'm gonna break her
00:33:32Matt Damon
00:33:36in The Bourne Identity
00:33:38when he's washing Frank Caputante's hair
00:33:41she's cute
00:33:42he can kill anyone with his bare hands but he's a good person
00:33:48he barely ever speaks which is so hot
00:33:52and when he does he says the perfect thing
00:33:55oh he's got very good dialogue
00:33:57Tony Gilroy wrote it
00:33:59no don't, don't do that
00:34:00this is not a discussion of the script
00:34:02okay
00:34:03I'm saying
00:34:04Matt Damon in all The Bourne movies is hot as hell
00:34:07and you know you've thought about having sex with him
00:34:09and I demand that you admit it
00:34:13come on just admit it
00:34:14I will happily admit that I want to have sex with other guys
00:34:17every person in a relationship wants to have sex with other people
00:34:20so what?
00:34:21who cares?
00:34:22it's human nature
00:34:24I think we can assume she finds other guys attractive
00:34:27I'll reveal something personal
00:34:30when Ryan and I have sex I can't look into his eyes
00:34:35at least not for more than a couple seconds
00:34:37it's like it's too intimate or something
00:34:41let's get donuts
00:34:49just put off getting married for as long as you can
00:34:52that's all we're saying
00:34:53well no, you get married whenever you want
00:34:54just, you know, choose wisely
00:34:55oh no shit
00:34:57choose as if your life depended on his
00:34:59you're not thinking about that yet, right?
00:35:01marriage?
00:35:02no
00:35:03no, I, you know, I'm
00:35:05I'm 26
00:35:07I heard it
00:35:08this fucking guy, huh?
00:35:09I know, right?
00:35:10oh, I would kill to be 26 again
00:35:12I wouldn't screw it out this time
00:35:14I'd show everybody how it's done
00:35:16what is that dance?
00:35:17what is that dance?
00:35:18it's the how you do it dance
00:35:20did you get your medicine today or no?
00:35:22no
00:35:23look at all these cool people
00:35:31I never meet anyone
00:35:34I'm always cooped up in that stupid house of running errands
00:35:38your house is awesome
00:35:40you should be grateful
00:35:42I know, you're right
00:35:45we're all really blessed
00:35:47I know
00:35:48we are really, really fortunate
00:35:50you see that guy?
00:35:56yeah
00:35:56I fuck him
00:35:58really?
00:36:00yep
00:36:00you know who I think is hot?
00:36:04Brad
00:36:05I know
00:36:07Ginger is so lucky
00:36:09I mean, she's not lucky
00:36:10she's getting a divorce
00:36:11but
00:36:12Chris is so good looking
00:36:15and
00:36:16now she gets to have sex with Brad
00:36:18do you ever wish you could just put your marriage on hold
00:36:21for a little while?
00:36:22be single again?
00:36:23you know
00:36:24just for a little bit
00:36:25and then go back to being married
00:36:27probably nobody would go back
00:36:29I just
00:36:31miss feeling excited
00:36:33about anything
00:36:35you know
00:36:36like when you meet somebody new
00:36:38it's so exciting
00:36:40those feelings
00:36:41it's like when you were in high school
00:36:43and you would be going to a party
00:36:45and
00:36:46you didn't know if a guy that you liked was going to be there
00:36:49but you just
00:36:50you just didn't know what was going to happen
00:36:52would you get to talk to him?
00:36:54would you get to make out?
00:36:55we used to play seven minutes in heaven
00:36:57we never did that
00:36:59I'm so bummed
00:37:01it was awesome
00:37:02hey you guys
00:37:11yeah
00:37:13I have an idea
00:37:14but Brie you're not going to approve
00:37:16yeah
00:37:17when we get back to the house
00:37:20let's tell the guys we want to play seven minutes in heaven
00:37:22wait
00:37:24you mean the game
00:37:25where you go in the
00:37:26yes
00:37:27yeah
00:37:28okay
00:37:29seriously
00:37:32what?
00:37:36we have an idea
00:37:37it's kind of unorthodox
00:37:38unorthodox?
00:37:40where'd you get that?
00:37:41what do you mean?
00:37:42I've never heard you use that word before
00:37:43I read books Josh
00:37:45more than you do
00:37:45and you're a writer
00:37:46we want to play
00:37:49seven minutes in heaven
00:37:50what's that?
00:37:52isn't that the thing where you
00:37:53it's a game where two people go in a closet
00:37:54and make out for seven minutes
00:37:55okay but
00:37:57I can make out with you anytime I want to
00:37:59and I don't have to go in a closet
00:38:01and I don't have to do it for the full seven minutes
00:38:03I'm not talking about spouses with spouses
00:38:08we're talking about random pairings
00:38:10what the hell are you talking about?
00:38:15seven minutes in heaven
00:38:16you want to play this game?
00:38:21seven minutes in the closet?
00:38:23seven minutes in heaven
00:38:24whatever
00:38:24no
00:38:26do you?
00:38:27no hell no
00:38:28these people are nuts
00:38:29I know
00:38:30I know
00:38:31apparently we're boring
00:38:32you want to play?
00:38:35no
00:38:35do you?
00:38:37no
00:38:37Michelle thinks we're fearful
00:38:41and naive
00:38:42we're not adventurous
00:38:43being adventurous
00:38:45is like riding a motorcycle
00:38:46across South America
00:38:47that's adventurous
00:38:48letting another guy make out with your wife
00:38:51that's stupid
00:38:52Wikipedia
00:38:53seven minutes in heaven
00:38:58is a kissing game
00:39:00first played by teenagers in Cincinnati
00:39:02in the early 1950s
00:39:04see Midwesterners know how to party
00:39:05because our winters are so long
00:39:07two people selected
00:39:10go into a closet
00:39:11or another dark enclosed space
00:39:13and do whatever they like
00:39:15for seven minutes
00:39:16this is what you want to do?
00:39:19yeah
00:39:20so you guys in?
00:39:23no
00:39:23okay
00:39:24okay
00:39:24no
00:39:26okay
00:39:26okay
00:39:27okay
00:39:27if we did this
00:39:32you'd regret it
00:39:33and you'd be jealous
00:39:34and I'd hear about it
00:39:36till the day I die
00:39:37don't flatter yourself
00:39:39okay
00:39:40I can handle it
00:39:41okay
00:39:42okay
00:39:42I'm in
00:39:43what about you two?
00:39:45are you in?
00:39:46no
00:39:46no
00:39:47come on
00:39:48either we all do it
00:39:50or none of us plays
00:39:50we're not gonna play
00:39:52we're not gonna play
00:39:52so should we still play?
00:39:56yeah
00:39:57yeah
00:39:58yeah
00:39:58can I talk to you for a second?
00:40:02okay
00:40:03you're in trouble
00:40:04look at that view
00:40:18I want a pool
00:40:23are you crazy?
00:40:25I just want to do something different
00:40:27unpredictable
00:40:29every day I wake up
00:40:29and I do the exact same thing
00:40:31I try to get some writing done
00:40:32but mostly I just
00:40:33change diapers
00:40:34and clean up after the kids
00:40:36and straighten up the house
00:40:37and feed the kids
00:40:39and read them a bedtime story
00:40:40and then spend hours
00:40:41trying to put Chloe to sleep
00:40:42and then I wake up the next day
00:40:43and do the exact same thing
00:40:44except maybe I go to Target
00:40:46if I seriously
00:40:48stopped to think about
00:40:50what my life has become
00:40:51I would freak out
00:40:52you wanted kids
00:40:53Dave
00:40:54I love Emma and Chloe
00:40:56they're the best thing
00:40:57that ever happened to me
00:40:58stop saying that
00:40:59obviously you don't really
00:41:00feel that way
00:41:01if you think for a second
00:41:03that I don't adore them
00:41:05and you're crazy
00:41:05why else would I do
00:41:07everything for them?
00:41:08then why can't you do
00:41:09everything for them happily?
00:41:10you have to complain about it
00:41:11every step of the way
00:41:13why can't you be one of those women
00:41:14that's just
00:41:15you know
00:41:16happy
00:41:16because it's hard
00:41:17no it isn't
00:41:18you just decide you're going to be happy
00:41:20and then you do it
00:41:20you know
00:41:21sometimes a person just has to have
00:41:23self-control
00:41:24it's not like you're Mr. Sunshine
00:41:25walking around all cheerful
00:41:26because my wife is always dissatisfied
00:41:29it's human nature to want more
00:41:31I'm not sexist
00:41:36you know I'm not
00:41:37but I think this is a gender thing
00:41:39women always want more
00:41:41well I can think of one thing
00:41:44men always want more of
00:41:45sex
00:41:47and now here's your chance
00:41:48what we're going to have sex
00:41:50with these people?
00:41:50it's a kissing game
00:41:51why can't we play cranium?
00:41:54Dave
00:41:54this is your chance
00:41:56to make out with someone
00:41:57it's your chance
00:41:58to make out with someone
00:41:59what do you care?
00:42:00I walk around with food in my teeth
00:42:02and you don't even tell me
00:42:03because you don't notice
00:42:04because you don't even look at me
00:42:06you remember when I got my hair cut
00:42:08and you didn't notice
00:42:08but you noticed when you got
00:42:10the credit card bill?
00:42:10because it was $200
00:42:12I know!
00:42:17I think we have problems
00:42:18everybody has problems
00:42:20Ryan and Brie are happy
00:42:22they don't have kids
00:42:24you wanted kids!
00:42:25just saying their life is one
00:42:27continuous round of pleasure
00:42:28restaurants, movies
00:42:29reading every issue of the New Yorker
00:42:31from cover to cover
00:42:32it's actually a pretty selfish existence
00:42:36we had problems before
00:42:39we had kids
00:42:40no
00:42:40yeah
00:42:46well
00:42:46if you don't want to play
00:42:56seven minutes
00:42:56you don't have any love
00:42:57that name
00:42:59it's so corny
00:43:00of course Ryan and Brie aren't playing
00:43:03so?
00:43:04everybody else is game
00:43:06right
00:43:21well
00:43:23ready to win?
00:43:25she wants to
00:43:26she wants to
00:43:27so
00:43:27fun
00:43:28my lawyer says
00:43:30it'll be valid
00:43:31because we'd all be witnesses
00:43:32to each other's signatures
00:43:33well
00:43:35I printed a limited liability agreement
00:43:39from the net
00:43:40it's a boilerplate agreement
00:43:42so I had to add some wording
00:43:43but basically
00:43:44we're agreeing to not talk
00:43:45about the game
00:43:46after tonight
00:43:47so that
00:43:48you know
00:43:49no one fights about it afterward
00:43:51and we can't discuss it publicly either
00:43:52well good
00:43:53because I don't want anybody
00:43:54thinking we're swingers
00:43:56yeah
00:43:56it could have a negative effect
00:43:58on my career
00:43:59well
00:44:00all of our careers
00:44:01we all have careers
00:44:02so
00:44:03of course
00:44:03well everyone
00:44:05except for Lisa
00:44:06I work
00:44:07I run this household
00:44:09if by run this household
00:44:11you mean
00:44:11calling the maid
00:44:12and ordering takeout
00:44:14don't talk to me like that
00:44:16Lisa
00:44:18come on
00:44:19it's not like you're
00:44:20actually doing all the work yourself
00:44:23cleaning the house
00:44:23the pool
00:44:24doing the landscaping
00:44:25I coordinate everything
00:44:27I pay the bills
00:44:28and run the errands
00:44:29so that you can work 24-7
00:44:30I make your life possible
00:44:33oh wow
00:44:33like that's a privilege
00:44:34I get to work 24-7
00:44:36you love working
00:44:38I have to go to the well
00:44:41while I can
00:44:41this could all change overnight
00:44:43yeah
00:44:45I'm a hot writer now
00:44:47but
00:44:48that can't last forever
00:44:50right
00:44:50okay
00:44:53yes
00:44:58I love to work
00:44:59I'm sorry
00:45:01you're right
00:45:02you make my life possible
00:45:04thank you
00:45:08which closet are we going to use
00:45:14where does this thing go
00:45:17I'll be the DJ
00:45:33Brian Ferry
00:45:36too obvious
00:45:38who would you want to be matched with
00:45:42what do you mean
00:45:42if we played
00:45:43you want to play
00:45:47no I'm just saying
00:45:48if we did
00:45:48who would you want to be paired with
00:45:49no one
00:45:50who would you want to be paired with
00:45:52no one
00:45:53why'd you ask me that
00:45:55obviously you've thought about
00:45:57who you'd want to be paired with
00:45:58I was thinking
00:45:59maybe it was on your mind
00:46:00well if we're going to argue
00:46:03then we might as well play
00:46:03you want to play
00:46:04no
00:46:06do you
00:46:08no
00:46:09I don't know
00:46:29I have feng shui
00:46:30okay
00:46:32I know you find Lisa attractive
00:46:35maybe not her face
00:46:37but her breasts
00:46:38no I don't
00:46:40liar
00:46:41pretty
00:46:42I mean
00:46:43no look look
00:46:44you have to lie
00:46:45I mean you have no choice
00:46:46what are you going to say
00:46:48yeah she's got great tits
00:46:49you can't say that
00:46:50so you lie
00:46:52to keep the peace
00:46:53see
00:46:53everything's based on
00:46:55a foundation of bullshit
00:46:56that's so depressing
00:46:59we should just be honest
00:47:02okay
00:47:04you first
00:47:05okay
00:47:08yes
00:47:13Lisa has nice breasts
00:47:15but you know they're going to sag
00:47:17and yours are going to stay nice
00:47:20and perfect looking
00:47:21yeah because they're smaller
00:47:22hers are huge
00:47:25okay
00:47:29now you say something honest
00:47:32be honest about something
00:47:34oh
00:47:37this is not a big deal
00:47:38I mean it's silly
00:47:40because
00:47:41he's famous and unattainable
00:47:43but
00:47:43I find Matt Damon attractive
00:47:46Matt Damon
00:47:49he's not unattainable
00:47:52you could totally get him
00:47:53Ryan he's married
00:47:54and his wife seems really lovely
00:47:56why do people use that word lovely
00:47:58so pretentious
00:48:00like what are we British or something
00:48:02huh
00:48:02I guarantee if Matt Damon met you
00:48:04he'd be attracted to you
00:48:05no he wouldn't
00:48:06okay
00:48:07and that's part of why I like him
00:48:08you know
00:48:09I feel like he's a nice guy
00:48:10he's got integrity
00:48:11oh boy you really thought a lot about this haven't you
00:48:14huh
00:48:14Matt Damon
00:48:16I mean he's not even funny
00:48:18yeah remember when he was on Will and Grace
00:48:20you fucking remember that
00:48:22I mean you've really been into him for a while haven't you
00:48:26I'm not going to argue with you about this
00:48:27if we're going to argue then let's go play seven minutes in heaven
00:48:30if you want to fucking play then let's fucking play
00:48:32I don't want to play
00:48:33of course you don't want to play
00:48:34huh
00:48:35not with these slobs
00:48:36they're no temptation to you
00:48:37not when you're obsessed with Matt Damon
00:48:39oh my god
00:48:40I mean I don't know how I'm going to find time to get washboard abs
00:48:43when I'm busy trying to work my ass off to build a comedy career
00:48:46I mean who knows what will happen
00:48:48when you run into Damon while I'm out
00:48:51flying all over creation
00:48:53performing in clubs
00:48:54to try to pay for a fucking house
00:48:56this is insane
00:48:57I'm not going to leave you for Matt Damon
00:49:00you think he'd be faithful to you
00:49:01huh
00:49:02a fucking actor
00:49:04they fall in and out of love like kids at summer camp
00:49:08huh
00:49:09you really think he's going to be in here
00:49:11when you get old and your breasts sag
00:49:13what do you think
00:49:21this is perfect
00:49:23so we can use these to draw names
00:49:30oh here I'll do it
00:49:32so Ryan thinks you have nice breasts
00:49:34thanks
00:49:39no problem
00:49:41real original
00:49:45well here we go
00:49:56thank you
00:49:58okay you guys ready to play
00:50:00I didn't know married people did stuff like this
00:50:03they don't
00:50:04you don't know that
00:50:05we don't know what other married people do
00:50:07okay well we're short one girl
00:50:09so someone's going to have to go twice
00:50:11no one picks their own spouse
00:50:19there's got to be a more efficient way to do this
00:50:20like a mathematical way
00:50:22oh too bad we're all writers
00:50:23we'll never find out
00:50:25that's your wife
00:50:38yeah please
00:50:39after you
00:50:40can I get a drink
00:50:41have fun
00:50:43there you go
00:50:44thank you
00:50:45I love how you're smiling
00:50:48I don't care
00:50:50you don't care
00:50:51you don't care
00:50:52I don't
00:50:53okay
00:50:53I think this is a test
00:51:05like they're testing us
00:51:07here we were going first
00:51:09because they want to see if we're actually going to do something
00:51:10and then they'll just like crucify us
00:51:12no
00:51:13this wood paneling's nice
00:51:17yeah I know
00:51:19it's original
00:51:20it's from the 50s
00:51:22Josh wanted to redo it
00:51:24because he likes everything so perfect
00:51:25he prides himself on being a perfectionist
00:51:28you know what's funny
00:51:29my mom is the human resources manager for a hospital
00:51:33so she's a real student of human nature
00:51:35do I sound like a geek?
00:51:37no
00:51:37anyway
00:51:39so when she interviews someone
00:51:41and they say that they're a perfectionist
00:51:42she doesn't buy it
00:51:44she says true perfectionists
00:51:46are so demanding of themselves
00:51:48that they think
00:51:48they don't think of themselves as anywhere near perfect
00:51:50they think that everything they do
00:51:52is so far from perfection
00:51:53that they couldn't possibly be a perfectionist
00:51:55I love that
00:51:57so I don't think Josh is a perfectionist
00:51:59do you ever read his scripts
00:52:01when he finishes them?
00:52:03always
00:52:03do they have any typos?
00:52:06tons
00:52:07I rest my case
00:52:08god I sound like an old person
00:52:11next thing you know I'll be saying gams instead of legs
00:52:14look at the gams on her
00:52:16you're so funny
00:52:18really?
00:52:20yeah
00:52:21Michelle doesn't tell you that very often huh?
00:52:25it's extremely rare
00:52:26it's part of her winning formula
00:52:27she hardly ever throws you a bone
00:52:28so when she does
00:52:29you feel like you're the king of the world
00:52:30oh my god
00:52:32now I'm James Cameron
00:52:33he's not such a bad guy
00:52:35Josh hardly ever compliments me either
00:52:40it's because they're insecure
00:52:42really insecure people never give compliments
00:52:45they can't afford to
00:52:47you're right
00:52:48you're so smart and funny and
00:52:52god Michelle's lucky
00:52:54you're such a man you know
00:52:57you're such a guy
00:52:58oh my god
00:53:00it feels so good to get compliments from a beautiful girl
00:53:03I wish beautiful girls would give me compliments all the time you know
00:53:07is that wrong to want that
00:53:09no
00:53:10you think I'm beautiful
00:53:14of course
00:53:17should we make out?
00:53:25maybe
00:53:25I don't know if this whole marriage thing is going to work out
00:53:28so
00:53:29probably give it a go
00:53:30you're really funny
00:53:35keep saying that and I will leave her
00:53:37I'm serious
00:53:37I will do it
00:53:38right now
00:53:39you're so funny
00:53:41time's up
00:54:02oh my god why did we waste time talking
00:54:07oh my god why did we waste time talking
00:54:09time's up
00:54:16okay
00:54:20this uh contract is not going to prevent arguments
00:54:24I know
00:54:25do I have any lipstick on me?
00:54:27you can
00:54:28thank you
00:54:29time's up
00:54:30hello
00:54:31hello
00:54:31hi
00:54:32hi
00:54:33hi
00:54:34hi
00:54:35hi
00:54:37what?
00:54:39did you do anything?
00:54:41you didn't do anything?
00:54:42you didn't do anything
00:54:45you didn't do anything
00:54:46I thought we weren't discussing it
00:54:47I thought we weren't discussing it. We signed the contract.
00:54:51You didn't do anything?
00:54:55We signed the contract. Okay.
00:54:59We're honoring the contract.
00:55:03Ginger.
00:55:07Oh boy.
00:55:11Yeah.
00:55:13All right.
00:55:15Sir.
00:55:17Milady.
00:55:19Excuse me, Brad.
00:55:29This is a little weird, huh?
00:55:31Yeah.
00:55:41What's wrong?
00:56:07Should I go get someone? One of the girls?
00:56:09Or...
00:56:11Is this about Chris?
00:56:17It's everything.
00:56:27Aw.
00:56:29I'm sorry. I'm ruining this for you.
00:56:31No. No. Please.
00:56:33Don't you like, uh, Brad?
00:56:37He seems okay.
00:56:38Yeah.
00:56:39Yeah.
00:56:40He's, he's just young.
00:56:42We're always talking about his hopes and dreams.
00:56:46Oh, God.
00:56:48Yeah, it's depressing.
00:56:50Oh, I just can't go through all of this again.
00:56:54I mean, he thinks that he loves me, but we would never last.
00:57:00Even if I allowed myself to fall in love with him, which I could, eventually he'd leave me for someone young.
00:57:12Younger.
00:57:14Like Chris did.
00:57:16He's crazy.
00:57:18It was so stupid to cheat on you.
00:57:26You smell amazing.
00:57:30It's Joe Malone 154.
00:57:32Lisa owns every perfume but that.
00:57:36Why don't you buy it for her?
00:57:38Yeah.
00:57:40There's something about a person who gets themselves everything that they want.
00:57:48Makes you not want to get them stuff.
00:57:54That sounds bad, doesn't it?
00:57:56I sound like a jerk.
00:57:58No, no.
00:57:59Yeah.
00:58:00No.
00:58:01No.
00:58:02But maybe you need to talk to someone about it.
00:58:05What, you mean a therapist?
00:58:07I can't afford that.
00:58:09Oh, my God, Josh.
00:58:11You have a $2.5 million house.
00:58:13What are you talking about?
00:58:14Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
00:58:16I can't afford that.
00:58:20Time's up!
00:58:26Where's Ginger?
00:58:32She went to the bathroom.
00:58:50Michelle.
00:58:56I'm so glad I got you.
00:59:01Really?
00:59:02Yeah.
00:59:04Um, I need to ask you something.
00:59:07Yeah, we can do more than just a case.
00:59:09Oh, no, no, no.
00:59:10I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:59:11No, um, it's about Ginger.
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:17Do you think she would reconcile?
00:59:21You want to get back together?
00:59:22Yeah.
00:59:23I have to get her back.
00:59:26I don't know.
00:59:28You must have some idea.
00:59:29No, really, I don't.
00:59:32I don't know if she'd go back.
00:59:35You know, when she turns a corner...
00:59:37I know.
00:59:38I know.
00:59:40In college, she used to cry over a guy for a week and then he was dead to her.
00:59:45When she's done, she's done, you know?
00:59:48Yeah.
00:59:49If this is about her looking good, Chris...
00:59:51Oh, please.
00:59:52I'm shallow.
00:59:53I'm not ridiculous.
00:59:54That's why I came here tonight to see if she would get back together with me and then she shows up with this boy toy.
01:00:00You got a hotel room with a 23-year-old actress.
01:00:03She was 28.
01:00:05Okay, well on IMDB it says that she's...
01:00:07She's an actress.
01:00:08She lies about her age.
01:00:13So you regret it?
01:00:14Oh my god.
01:00:16Yes.
01:00:17I regret it.
01:00:18If I could take it back, I would.
01:00:23But at some point it was exciting, right?
01:00:26For about two minutes.
01:00:28But it was like great, right?
01:00:30Like...
01:00:31Do you like feel alive?
01:00:32Are you thinking about cheating on Dave?
01:00:34Is that what this is about?
01:00:35Our playing this game?
01:00:37No, I just...
01:00:40I'm so sick of Dave.
01:00:43You know?
01:00:45Yeah.
01:00:46I know.
01:00:47And then you get tired of the person you're cheating with.
01:00:49And then...
01:00:50I don't know, it just seems like bad form to cheat on the person you're cheating with.
01:00:57Yeah.
01:00:58And let me tell you something.
01:01:01It's not real great out there.
01:01:03What's it like?
01:01:04Dating again?
01:01:06It sucks.
01:01:08Because all these people have baggage.
01:01:12And you're not exactly eager to find out what it is.
01:01:14And...
01:01:15I don't know.
01:01:16I don't feel like meeting strangers in restaurants and, you know, immediately finding out they're nowhere near as good as Ginger.
01:01:31Did I tell you I went to the Oscars this year?
01:01:32A friend of mine had an extra ticket so I gotta go.
01:01:35How was that?
01:01:36Within five minutes of being there, you're walking down the red carpet and everybody's ignoring you because you're not a star.
01:01:43And then you realize you don't even want to be there if you don't have a movie in the running.
01:01:50And at this point in my life, I want to make something great.
01:01:56You know?
01:01:57Something that moves people, that makes them feel something.
01:02:00And this is gonna sound weird, but I can't do it without Ginger.
01:02:06I need her.
01:02:07I need her in my corner.
01:02:12Are you bummed we didn't do anything?
01:02:14No, no, no, it's fine.
01:02:15I hope Ginger takes you back.
01:02:20Thanks.
01:02:21You're awesome.
01:02:28Full sex, right?
01:02:30Not prepared for anything.
01:02:40I'm sorry, can I talk to you for a second?
01:02:43Yeah, yeah.
01:02:59How was it?
01:03:00What?
01:03:04Making out with Josh.
01:03:06We didn't make out, we just, we kissed a little.
01:03:10Was it good?
01:03:12Brad, we just talked.
01:03:15I was upset.
01:03:16Why?
01:03:17Why were you upset?
01:03:19He cheated on you and he left you.
01:03:21I know.
01:03:24What do you see in him?
01:03:26Okay, yeah, maybe he was good looking when he was young, but...
01:03:30Brad, he and I are the same age.
01:03:31Yeah, but you're beautiful and interesting and smart and he's this...
01:03:37This Hollywood producer.
01:03:40And you took vows and he slept with someone else. Doesn't that bother you?
01:03:44Of course. It all bothers me.
01:03:48The fact that he cheated, the fact that we're getting a divorce.
01:03:51The fact that Oliver's gonna have to deal with the effects of this divorce for the rest of his life.
01:03:57Stepmothers and stepfathers flying back and forth across the country to see one parent while he's missing the one he's not with.
01:04:04I mean...
01:04:05Brad, what are we doing?
01:04:13What do you mean?
01:04:15You want me to fall in love with you?
01:04:17Yes!
01:04:19Please, that's what I want.
01:04:21Okay, then what?
01:04:23We...
01:04:25We enjoy life and we have fun together and we have amazing sex.
01:04:31How long would that last?
01:04:36Even if we lasted a couple years. If we even made it to spring.
01:04:41Of course we'd make it to spring.
01:04:42Okay, then what?
01:04:44We get married and you become Oliver's stepfather?
01:04:48You're gonna wanna be with someone young.
01:04:51Someone who's in the same life phase as you.
01:04:55Life phase?
01:04:56Yeah, life phase.
01:04:58Mine involves my eyesight suddenly going to shit.
01:05:01And buying reading glasses at the drug store.
01:05:04Like old people.
01:05:06Worrying about how the teen years are gonna be.
01:05:08Getting root canals and...
01:05:10It's not all serious. You can have fun.
01:05:13Yeah, yeah, but...
01:05:15I guess at the end of the day, I wanna be with someone who is in the same place in life as me.
01:05:22I'm ready.
01:05:36Lisa.
01:05:37Gah.
01:05:39Gah.
01:05:43I'm a son of a gun.
01:05:47I'm a son of a gun.
01:05:49I'll take you dancing and I'll get you drunk.
01:05:51I'll take you dancing and I'll get you drunk.
01:06:03Oh, you really like me.
01:06:04You'll think that I'm fun.
01:06:06But I ride on the dolphin rail.
01:06:09My name is love.
01:06:10Time's up!
01:06:30Time's up!
01:06:33Lexus.
01:06:34Oh boy.
01:06:35Are you kidding me?
01:06:37Hey, thanks for dinner.
01:06:39Is he leaving?
01:06:40What the hell did you do?
01:06:42Nothing.
01:06:43Right.
01:06:44We said we were going to honor the contract.
01:07:09You okay?
01:07:10Ginger, I want to get back together.
01:07:16Ginger, I want to get back together.
01:07:31Are you kidding?
01:07:35No.
01:07:36I'm sorry about arguing earlier.
01:07:39Yeah, me too.
01:07:42I'm developing a new theory.
01:07:44What's your theory?
01:07:45The fact that everything is based on these little white lies is a good thing.
01:07:50You know?
01:07:51It's people being compassionate toward one another.
01:07:53Protecting each other's feelings.
01:07:54Okay.
01:07:55I want to go with this.
01:07:56Go ahead.
01:07:57Like, it's hard enough for me to accept Lisa has nice breasts.
01:08:00No, she doesn't.
01:08:01But I don't want to hear you say it aloud.
01:08:03You know, better for me to just hope you don't spend too much time thinking about them.
01:08:05I don't.
01:08:18Right.
01:08:21These little white lies, they are the glue that hold relationships together.
01:08:26They hold society together.
01:08:31So, uh, what'd you think of my new material?
01:08:34I think it's great.
01:08:36But what?
01:08:37Nothing.
01:08:38I think it's great.
01:08:41What specifically did you have a problem with?
01:08:44I didn't have a problem with any of it.
01:08:47It's all good.
01:08:48But not as good as my best stuff.
01:08:51It will be.
01:08:53You're gonna do your tweaking.
01:08:55You know, you're gonna rewrite it and rewrite it and it's gonna be on the same level as your other stuff.
01:09:00Sounds like I got a lot of rewriting to do, huh?
01:09:03I feel like we have not fought this much in a year.
01:09:09That's these people.
01:09:10They're a bad influence.
01:09:12So, is this because I've lost weight?
01:09:15No.
01:09:16Gain it all back.
01:09:17I don't care.
01:09:18Oh, you do care.
01:09:19Okay?
01:09:20Men are visually stimulated.
01:09:22See, I miss this.
01:09:27I miss our conversations.
01:09:28I miss good conversation.
01:09:30I went to every screening of every movie and defended each as if it were my own child.
01:09:37The Hallmark movie, Chris.
01:09:40You were an angel.
01:09:42I used to love to cook for you.
01:09:48I don't know if I could do that now.
01:09:51Don't say that.
01:09:53Do you know how many tears Oliver and I have cried over you?
01:09:58I'm sorry.
01:09:59I'm-
01:10:00Being cheated on.
01:10:01Being walked out on.
01:10:03It's very shaming.
01:10:06Everyone's gonna look at me and wonder how I could take you back.
01:10:11I will spend the rest of my life making this up to you, Jin.
01:10:18So, we're gonna go the whole rest of our marriage without you telling me what you did?
01:10:23The whole rest of our marriage makes it sound like we're gonna last a long time.
01:10:27You don't think we will?
01:10:28I don't know.
01:10:29Well, that doesn't sound good.
01:10:31Is this about that kid?
01:10:35What are you, like in love with him or something?
01:10:38No.
01:10:39I can't believe this.
01:10:42That punk, I served him Opus One.
01:10:45And he did God knows what with my wife.
01:10:48Josh, I didn't say I wanna break up.
01:10:50It wouldn't be a break up.
01:10:51It would be a divorce.
01:10:54Well, I'm not thinking about divorce.
01:10:58I was earlier tonight.
01:10:59What?
01:11:02It's just that the girls think that you don't respect me.
01:11:05The way that you're always making sarcastic little remarks and trying to take me down a notch.
01:11:10I respect you.
01:11:14I don't know if you do.
01:11:18What does that word mean anyways?
01:11:20Respect.
01:11:21Respect.
01:11:22Obviously, I respect you.
01:11:29If I didn't, why would I wanna go to that kid's next showcase and beat the shit out of him in front of his agents and managers and everybody?
01:11:37How much of a guest room?
01:11:40What is this?
01:11:41The servants quarters?
01:11:42Stop complaining.
01:11:43So, what did you and Chris do?
01:11:49Nothing.
01:11:52Michelle.
01:11:53I'm serious.
01:11:54We didn't do anything.
01:11:55We just talked.
01:11:56He wants to get back together with Ginger.
01:11:58He does.
01:11:59Is she gonna take him back?
01:12:01I don't know.
01:12:04What did you and Lisa do?
01:12:05No, wait.
01:12:06I wanna talk about Ginger and Chris.
01:12:07No, let's talk about you and Lisa.
01:12:09I'm not trying to grill you.
01:12:12I'm just getting curious.
01:12:15I'm glad it was her.
01:12:16I'm not jealous of her.
01:12:18You're not.
01:12:21Do you think I should be?
01:12:22No.
01:12:24You have a thing for Lisa now.
01:12:26No, I don't.
01:12:28Dave.
01:12:30Her boobs are so big.
01:12:31They're too big.
01:12:33Just because I don't think she's a threat doesn't mean she's not a threat.
01:12:36And you could be totally attracted to her.
01:12:39You think she's hot.
01:12:44You loved making out with her.
01:12:46Did you do more than kiss?
01:12:47No.
01:12:49Did you wish you did more than kiss?
01:12:51What?
01:12:52It's...
01:12:53Why is that even...
01:12:55Oh my God!
01:12:57I'm so jealous I could scream.
01:12:58You...
01:12:59I could totally freak out right now.
01:13:02Oh my God.
01:13:04She has a great body, doesn't she?
01:13:05You...
01:13:06You really want me to answer that?
01:13:08Yes.
01:13:09Do you think she has a good body?
01:13:15Maybe?
01:13:16I don't...
01:13:17This is stupid.
01:13:18How can you say that to me?
01:13:20All I said was maybe.
01:13:22Oh my God!
01:13:23She has a good figure and I'm a short-waisted freak!
01:13:30You are not a short-waisted freak.
01:13:32If you were innocent, you would just tell me what you did.
01:13:39The fact that you won't tell me what you did means you're guilty of something.
01:13:43We signed a contract for exactly this reason.
01:13:46You know what's weird?
01:13:48You haven't asked what Ginger and I did.
01:13:51Because it hasn't even occurred to you because you're so consumed by thoughts of Brad.
01:13:54Brad!
01:13:55What did you do?
01:13:56Tell me what you did.
01:14:04So what, I'm just...
01:14:05I'm just supposed to go around wondering what you did for the rest of my life?
01:14:09Yeah.
01:14:11Just like I'll always wonder what you did with that girl Jennifer from work.
01:14:14Oh, I knew you were going to play that card.
01:14:16That happened eight years ago.
01:14:21Feels like yesterday.
01:14:24You can't.
01:14:25You can play all you want.
01:14:26You're not going to.
01:14:27I love you.
01:14:28Let me love you.
01:14:29No!
01:14:30Let me love you.
01:14:32No!
01:14:33You're too...
01:14:34Okay, just give up.
01:14:35No!
01:14:36No!
01:14:37Just give up.
01:14:38No!
01:14:43I want to read that scripty soul.
01:14:48It's weird.
01:14:50There's so many people out there.
01:14:54There's no one like you.
01:15:01Please give me another chance.
01:15:05I don't know if I can get over it.
01:15:07Tell me what to do to make this right.
01:15:10I'll do anything.
01:15:11You know, the obvious thing is that you get a free pass.
01:15:22You get to cheat on me.
01:15:23Once.
01:15:24Whenever you want.
01:15:28I would argue that that kid Brad counts for something.
01:15:30Because I know you had better sex with him than I did with the actress.
01:15:33Well, I'm sorry that you didn't fully enjoy yourself when you were cheating on me.
01:15:38Tense up.
01:15:39What?
01:15:40Just tense your stomach muscles up.
01:15:41I don't know what you're saying.
01:15:42I don't understand.
01:15:43I don't know what you're saying.
01:15:44I don't understand.
01:15:45I don't understand.
01:15:46Oh!
01:15:47Ow!
01:15:48You can't.
01:15:50You can't.
01:15:51You can't.
01:15:52I'm sorry.
01:15:53You can't.
01:15:54You can't.
01:15:55You can't.
01:15:56You can't.
01:15:57You can't.
01:15:58You can't.
01:15:59I can't.
01:16:00You can't.
01:16:01I can't.
01:16:02You can't.
01:16:03Just tense your stomach muscles up.
01:16:04I don't know what you're saying.
01:16:05Go ahead.
01:16:06Do it.
01:16:07I don't understand.
01:16:08Oh!
01:16:09Ow!
01:16:18from this point forward i won't bring up brad and you won't bring up jennifer
01:16:33okay
01:16:36something's changed
01:16:43what do you mean
01:16:45i don't know it's like you're not as invested
01:16:48i'm invested
01:16:51what are you doing you always stay up and work
01:16:58not tonight we gotta have sex
01:17:01i gotta try to make you forget about that kid
01:17:05who shall remain nameless
01:17:08i didn't get to do anything
01:17:11everybody got to do something except for me
01:17:18i need to do anything
01:17:31you
01:17:31I don't know.
01:18:01I don't know.
01:18:31I don't know.
01:18:51Prescriptions.
01:18:52For what?
01:18:53You name it.
01:18:54High blood pressure, reflux, hair loss, anxiety.
01:18:57The guy is falling apart.
01:18:58The price of success.
01:19:01He's under a lot of pressure.
01:19:02Yeah, maybe that's what we're in for when we get to where we want to be, huh?
01:19:05No, no.
01:19:06We'll be different.
01:19:07We'll handle it better.
01:19:08Yeah, right.
01:19:08Stay grounded.
01:19:09Keep our priorities straight.
01:19:11Right.
01:19:11Maybe the guy's just not good at handling stress.
01:19:14Yeah.
01:19:16We'll handle it better.
01:19:17And feel for him.
01:19:19Yeah?
01:19:20Mm-hmm.
01:19:21Bye.
01:19:29Bye.
01:19:49Okay.
01:19:49All right, I'll call you when I get there.
01:19:50Thanks.
01:19:51Bye.
01:19:54Ginger told me to tell you thanks.
01:19:56For what?
01:19:58She said you were kind to her last night.
01:20:06Let's call Oliver.
01:20:07We can't screw up again.
01:20:15You can't.
01:20:16I won't.
01:20:17I'm not going to.
01:20:19We can't put him through that again.
01:20:23We won't.
01:20:32The girls all think you're really attractive.
01:20:34They do?
01:20:35Well, what'd they say, exactly?
01:20:40That you have sex appeal.
01:20:43They think you're great.
01:20:45They love you.
01:20:49What's the matter?
01:20:51What's wrong?
01:20:54I'm sorry.
01:20:56For what?
01:20:57It's just, I know I can be short-tempered and...
01:21:02Well, you get no sleep.
01:21:05You're walking around totally sleep-deprived.
01:21:07And here you're trying to write and mastermind everything.
01:21:10Where the kids are going to go to school and what's the best pediatrician for them to go to
01:21:14and whether or not they're going to get flu shots.
01:21:17You're an amazing mom.
01:21:19And I'm no help.
01:21:20I mean, I'm lame.
01:21:21I don't do anything compared to you.
01:21:28That's all I wanted to hear.
01:21:30Just the acknowledgement, you know?
01:21:36We should go out.
01:21:38Once a week.
01:21:39Just the two of us.
01:21:40I don't care what it costs.
01:21:41We have to do it.
01:21:42Do you remember what Antonio Banderas said?
01:21:50A relationship is like a fire.
01:21:56You have to throw wood on it to keep it going.
01:22:01See?
01:22:07I've been thinking about New York.
01:22:09Really?
01:22:09Yeah, for a writer, it's the best place to live.
01:22:15You know, you overhear the most interesting conversations that you would never hear here in L.A.
01:22:22I don't know.
01:22:22I know that Manhattan is crazy expensive.
01:22:27The air quality is terrible.
01:22:30Right, but what if deep down inside you believe that it's the only place to live?
01:22:35Is that what you think?
01:22:37Maybe.
01:22:37Maybe.
01:22:40Me too.
01:22:42Let's go.
01:22:43I mean, I could easily leave, you know?
01:22:46I'm serious.
01:22:48I mean, I love our friends, but I could walk away.
01:22:56We can't move.
01:22:57Dave and Michelle are hosting the next dinner.
01:23:11Yeah.
01:23:12Should be fun.
01:23:14Yeah.
01:23:15Should be.
01:23:16It's always such a trap.
01:23:29It's always such a shame.
01:23:32It's always such a shame.
01:23:32Come on and out and out.
01:23:36Cause it's always such a shame.
01:23:38Cause it's always such a shame.
01:23:42And it's always such a shame.
01:23:46And every day you're done waking up.
01:23:49I'm still asleep.
01:23:51I'm still asleep.
01:23:52I just wanna.
01:23:58I just wanna have some fun.
01:24:02I just wanna.
01:24:04I just wanna.
01:24:04I just want to fly for once.
01:24:11I've always been a clown.
01:24:15In all my busy rain.
01:24:21It's bringing me down.
01:24:25As far as you can see.
01:24:29As far as you can see.
01:24:33And even the days I'm waking up.
01:24:37I'm still asleep.
01:24:42I just wanna.
01:24:43I just wanna.
01:24:45I just wanna have some fun.
01:24:49I just wanna.
01:24:53I just want to fly for once.
01:24:58I just wanna.
01:25:02I just wanna have some fun.
01:25:07I just wanna.
01:25:10I just want to fly for once.
01:25:15guitar solo
01:25:45guitar solo
01:26:15guitar solo
01:26:45guitar solo
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