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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas FULL EP [High Quality Video]
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00:00:00So I'm fighting the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:12Uh, uh...
00:00:15Yeah, him.
00:00:22Hi!
00:00:23Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58Do you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03Yeah, we got five, four, three, two, one!
00:01:07I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:52Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:57I will find you.
00:02:03Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:10I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now.
00:02:15I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:17Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:34Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:40Boss, it's been years.
00:02:45I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:47Your vest, sir.
00:02:49But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:51She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:53Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:57We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO
00:02:59or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:09And one hot chocolate.
00:03:12I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:15Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:20Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:24But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:27Where's my real one?
00:03:29Uh...
00:03:35I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:37Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:47Danny!
00:03:48Yo!
00:03:49What?
00:03:56Danny!
00:03:57Yo!
00:03:58Sorry?
00:03:59I'm not your dad.
00:04:01No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:05Mommy, hurry!
00:04:06Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:19He's gorgeous.
00:04:20Why does it feel so familiar?
00:04:21Why does it feel so familiar?
00:04:23Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:29She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:31Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:35So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Cybert, what's your name?
00:04:43Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:45Max, Aurelius.
00:04:47Eva, I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:53I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:04:59So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:05$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22We'll play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So, she's getting pressure from the folks too.
00:05:36Fine.
00:05:37But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:05:42Okay, deal.
00:05:44Ready to go get married?
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:06:01Wow.
00:06:02Clean up nice.
00:06:03This is my wedding day after all.
00:06:05Pictures.
00:06:06Don't look.
00:06:07Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:12Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:15Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:17You're in love.
00:06:18You're in love.
00:06:19As always.
00:06:20You're in love.
00:06:21I know how you're in love.
00:06:22I'm very happy.
00:06:24I'm very happy.
00:06:25I know how you're in love.
00:06:26I'll just say that's right.
00:06:27Hard to sing.
00:06:28Okay, well, I think we got it.
00:06:43Ooh, I need some photos of us together, too,
00:06:46to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:49and have a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah, of course.
00:06:58Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:04From my family to you.
00:07:14Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:17to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:21Then who is...
00:07:22Who is she?
00:07:27Whatever.
00:07:28It doesn't matter.
00:07:30I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:35I already found someone.
00:07:36I should come.
00:07:37Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:39in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:41I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:43It'll make it more believable.
00:07:48Fine.
00:07:49Yeah, fine.
00:07:49Okay.
00:07:50You can come.
00:07:57Let's go.
00:07:59Which mall are we going to?
00:08:01Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:03Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:08Oh!
00:08:09What the actual fuck?
00:08:15Sam,
00:08:16is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:20Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:27She does kind of look like him.
00:08:32So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:34we will say they're from you.
00:08:37Here, let me get this.
00:08:38I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:42Oh, so?
00:08:43I was, uh, thinking
00:08:45that since we're married,
00:08:48we should probably
00:08:49kiss
00:08:50once or twice
00:08:52in front of them.
00:08:54Okay.
00:08:55Should we use our tongues, or...?
00:08:57No.
00:08:58No, definitely not.
00:08:59And absolutely no...
00:09:00Sex?
00:09:01Yes.
00:09:03This is strictly business.
00:09:05Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:08What?
00:09:10Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:13I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:15getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:19Let's go.
00:09:26Here.
00:09:27What are you doing?
00:09:28I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:32Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:33and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:35and I don't want your money.
00:09:38Attention, shoppers.
00:09:39All bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:4150% off pies?
00:09:43Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:4512 pumpkin pies.
00:09:46Did I hear this right?
00:09:47They're the best kind.
00:09:48Hurry up and go.
00:09:49Go.
00:09:49What are you standing here for?
00:09:52Hello there.
00:09:53Hi.
00:09:54You ready?
00:09:54Yes.
00:09:55Yeah, just these things.
00:09:56Okay, great.
00:09:57We have a holiday special today.
00:09:59Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:10:02and you are just short $15
00:10:03if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:05Oh, great.
00:10:06Yeah.
00:10:06What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:08Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:11I just got here.
00:10:12Relax.
00:10:13Yeah, yeah.
00:10:17Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:18Okay, thank you.
00:10:19Hurry up and pay.
00:10:25I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:27You can wait your turn.
00:10:33Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:41Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:42Not the pies.
00:10:43Not the pies.
00:10:44You can just set those on top.
00:10:49Hi, guys.
00:10:52I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:10:58Of course.
00:10:59Thank you so much.
00:11:00Of course.
00:11:01I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:03She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:05Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:07Just to give it away.
00:11:10Merry Christmas.
00:11:10Bye.
00:11:11Merry Christmas.
00:11:16What?
00:11:17Do you do that often?
00:11:19As often as I can.
00:11:25We should go.
00:11:26We got to pick up paper.
00:11:30Sit, watch out.
00:11:31You done feeling me up?
00:11:53Shut up.
00:11:54Oh, sorry.
00:11:54I was just in character, wifey.
00:11:56Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:11:58And don't be late.
00:12:16Harrison Group?
00:12:17Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:19Sort of.
00:12:22Not that I'm judging.
00:12:23I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:28Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:31I think that's respectable.
00:12:34Can we pick another company?
00:12:36No.
00:12:37Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:38And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:39My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:41So, it's perfect.
00:12:42Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:12:50Don't worry.
00:12:51Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:12:53I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:12:56Too much.
00:12:57Let's go, Sam.
00:13:19It's time to check out the new HQ side.
00:13:21Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:25It's my daughter's.
00:13:28Daughter's?
00:13:30Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:47Hey, there they are!
00:13:49Hey!
00:13:50Nice to meet you!
00:13:52Aw, dad.
00:13:54Aren't you native?
00:13:54Oh, I missed you.
00:13:57So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:01He's coming.
00:14:02Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:04Good, good, good.
00:14:06So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:10When's he arriving?
00:14:11Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:16Poor thing.
00:14:17Not surprising.
00:14:18I mean, she's 30.
00:14:19Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:23Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:27This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:33Auntie Pamela?
00:14:33Oh, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:38We're only worried about you.
00:14:40All these years without a husband.
00:14:42Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:43You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:47And look what happened.
00:14:49She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:14:53I'm not alone.
00:14:54Mm-hmm.
00:14:55And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:00He's a manager.
00:15:02Manager?
00:15:03Of what?
00:15:05Trash?
00:15:07Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:11You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:13Actually, he's right here.
00:15:19Oh, wow.
00:15:22Wow.
00:15:23He is really good looking.
00:15:25Oh, must be AI.
00:15:28Mm-hmm.
00:15:28Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:31Fake.
00:15:32That's enough.
00:15:33She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:35Show some respect.
00:15:37Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:44Well, guess what?
00:15:45William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:48Makes 500 grand a year.
00:15:51That's half a million.
00:15:53Half a million.
00:15:54Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:15:58And speak of the devil.
00:16:00Oh, my God.
00:16:02Willie, you've made it.
00:16:13There you are.
00:16:17Oh, look at you now.
00:16:20Living the dream.
00:16:21Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:23Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:29So married, huh?
00:16:31Is it serious?
00:16:33That's what marriage is.
00:16:35It's pretty serious.
00:16:36Wow.
00:16:38You must have rushed the time to the night, huh?
00:16:40Makes sense, though.
00:16:42You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:44You're dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:47Yeah.
00:16:47A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:50Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:16:53That's right.
00:16:55Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:16:58Women love a man in red.
00:17:02Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:04Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:06Don't touch me.
00:17:07Oh, so entitled.
00:17:09Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:13And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:18I mean, look at that car.
00:17:20Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:23Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:27Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:31I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:39My mom would never marry.
00:17:41She already has a husband.
00:17:42He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:47Is that so?
00:17:49Well, then, where is he?
00:17:51Because I don't see him.
00:17:53Does anyone see him?
00:17:56No.
00:17:57Just like I thought.
00:17:59Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:02That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:05And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:09Hey.
00:18:11Mommy.
00:18:12Hey, are you okay?
00:18:13I see your hands.
00:18:14Oh, my God.
00:18:16I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:18Come on, honey.
00:18:19Let's go.
00:18:21What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:23How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:27Let me go.
00:18:28Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:34Let me go.
00:18:34Let me go.
00:18:39Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:18:52Max, you came.
00:18:58Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:02Where's Piper?
00:19:03William Hitter?
00:19:05Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:07Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:10Well, well, well.
00:19:11If it isn't the Waste Marriager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:15That's right.
00:19:15Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:21Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:23It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:25I'm Max.
00:19:26Eva told us all about you.
00:19:27From New York.
00:19:28Polite.
00:19:29Handsome.
00:19:30Just like she said.
00:19:32Wow.
00:19:33He was an AI.
00:19:35See?
00:19:36He's real.
00:19:37And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:40You son of a bitch.
00:19:42You just ruined my suit.
00:19:43And watch the way that you drive that pristine automobile.
00:19:48That car?
00:19:49Oh, my God.
00:19:50That's worth more than a house.
00:19:53That car?
00:19:54It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:19:58Wait.
00:20:00Are you?
00:20:05Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:08And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:10I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:12You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:14You stole it.
00:20:16That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:18Jesus.
00:20:19How did he get away with it?
00:20:20That's what I want to know.
00:20:22Enough, please.
00:20:25I trust my daughter.
00:20:27She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:31Max, be honest with me.
00:20:33Where did that car come from?
00:20:35How much did you want for it?
00:20:37I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetime.
00:20:41So, you need a breath, man.
00:20:46All right, that's it.
00:20:47I'm calling the cops.
00:20:48Oh, way ahead of you.
00:20:50Wait.
00:20:51What?
00:20:52Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:20:55Oh, well.
00:20:56Too late.
00:20:57Listen, hon.
00:21:04I believe you.
00:21:06But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:10Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:12It's my car.
00:21:13Okay?
00:21:13It's not stolen.
00:21:14Yeah?
00:21:15If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:18Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:20Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:22Okay.
00:21:23I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:24But then you have to get lost.
00:21:26And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:29Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:31Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:34Loser.
00:21:34Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:39Jesus.
00:21:40Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:42It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:46Here.
00:21:47Title and proof of ownership.
00:21:57Mr. Harrison?
00:22:00Just play along.
00:22:02Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:04Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:05before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:08Yes, sir.
00:22:09I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:12Please, please.
00:22:12I'm a serious apologize.
00:22:13Please.
00:22:23Oh, that William.
00:22:26What a jerk, huh?
00:22:28He fooled me.
00:22:29What can I say?
00:22:30Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:34Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:36Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:37We were just looking out for you.
00:22:39Oh, please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:42You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:22:44Soon.
00:22:45Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:22:48A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:22:53We are family, aren't we?
00:22:55We are family, aren't we?
00:22:55Family takes care of each other.
00:22:58If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone
00:23:02else.
00:23:02Abigail, come on.
00:23:04Talk to her for us.
00:23:06Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:09Yeah.
00:23:10I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:12My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:23:18Come on, guys.
00:23:19Let's go in.
00:23:20Welcome to the family.
00:23:24Welcome.
00:23:25Come on in.
00:23:28This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:32You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:36My fault.
00:23:36You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:41Hey, how do you have that car?
00:23:52And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:23:54And how do you...
00:23:55I told you.
00:23:56I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:23:58I have a friend in high places.
00:24:00A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:05Yes.
00:24:05It's the season of giving.
00:24:07He knows people.
00:24:09Has connections.
00:24:10He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:13You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:14Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:16Capisce?
00:24:17Oh, my God.
00:24:17Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:20Dad!
00:24:21Mom!
00:24:22Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:25Oh, honey.
00:24:26We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:32I think they get it on.
00:24:34Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:38Oh, she's fine.
00:24:39One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:24:42And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:24:47Great.
00:24:48All right.
00:24:48See you in a bit.
00:24:49Joey?
00:24:50Yeah.
00:24:50What are you doing?
00:24:53Okay.
00:24:55Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:01Relax.
00:25:01It was just a hug.
00:25:04Ugh.
00:25:06We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:09You'll be okay.
00:25:10It's just one week.
00:25:11Kill me now.
00:25:12Well, they would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:19What are you doing?
00:25:21That's weird.
00:25:23They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:25I don't know.
00:25:26Something just feels off.
00:25:27Come on.
00:25:28That's ridiculous.
00:25:30I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:31Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:34I don't like this.
00:25:36Later.
00:25:36Later.
00:25:39Let's go.
00:25:40Here we go.
00:25:46Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:25:48Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:25:51To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:25:54Oh.
00:25:55Welcome.
00:25:56Cheers.
00:25:57Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:25:58Looks great.
00:25:59Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:01I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:06But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:10Oh, no.
00:26:11Mom's testing him.
00:26:12She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:14You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:21Ow.
00:26:22Eva, sweetie.
00:26:24Kicking my foot.
00:26:25Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:27Oh, jeez.
00:26:28I don't want to look what you...
00:26:29It's okay.
00:26:31Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:32I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:40Um...
00:26:41Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:26:48Did I hear this right?
00:26:49They're the best kind.
00:26:51Well, of course.
00:26:53It's...
00:26:53It's...
00:26:54It's pumpkin pie.
00:26:55See?
00:26:57Are you happy now?
00:26:58That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:01Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:03We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:09But our marriage is real.
00:27:11I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:15Uh, now those are quality.
00:27:19Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:22Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:25Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:29I knew...
00:27:30Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:34Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:37Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:41I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:43Well, um, it's...
00:27:46Silly face.
00:27:47Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:50Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:52Silly face.
00:27:55I am not paying extra for this.
00:27:57Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:27:59Mmm, it's losers.
00:28:01It's nice.
00:28:03You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:06Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:09And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:11I'll drink to that.
00:28:13All right, I agree with you there.
00:28:15So, come on, guys.
00:28:16Let's eat.
00:28:17Come on.
00:28:17Come on.
00:28:30And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:33I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:34Nice and festive for you.
00:28:38No complications, really.
00:28:40Sorry, honey.
00:28:41Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:42I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:44Oh, honey.
00:28:45Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:46Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:50The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:52Something about water conservation.
00:28:54That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:28:5615 minutes?
00:28:57Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:00Just shower together.
00:29:02Shower together?
00:29:03Shower together?
00:29:03Why are you stripping?
00:29:31Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:33Come on.
00:29:34We're wasting time.
00:29:34You have 15 minutes.
00:29:36Nice try.
00:29:36I am not showering with you.
00:29:38All right.
00:29:39Suit yourself.
00:29:40More room for me in there.
00:29:41Not if I meet you there first.
00:29:43Come on, Max.
00:30:01Get out of the way.
00:30:03We agreed.
00:30:03Nothing physical.
00:30:04You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:07Relax.
00:30:08I won't touch you.
00:30:10Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:11But that'll cost extra.
00:30:24In your dreams.
00:30:27Free to join me.
00:30:27You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:30:51You wish.
00:30:51Why aren't you getting in?
00:30:54Pray you'll fall for me.
00:30:56It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:30:59Oh, yeah?
00:31:00True.
00:31:00Holy shit.
00:31:16I mean, this is, I mean, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:21I'll say.
00:31:23What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:25Still think you can lose this?
00:31:29Oh, baby.
00:31:30I don't think I want you.
00:31:37Max, I shouldn't have.
00:31:41Or maybe we should.
00:31:43God, he's such a good kisser.
00:31:45Why does this feel so familiar?
00:31:54Mom, we're so sexy.
00:32:05Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:07What?
00:32:08I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:10It's not you, Max.
00:32:11It's us.
00:32:12It's this.
00:32:12This is all an act.
00:32:13Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:16You're right.
00:32:19I'm sorry.
00:32:20I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:21Just...
00:32:30That birthmark.
00:32:36What is that?
00:32:37It's him.
00:32:40The man from New Year's.
00:32:41Is he Piper's father?
00:32:46Why are you acting?
00:32:49Oh, my God.
00:32:51Max is Piper's father.
00:32:53Are you okay?
00:32:55Yeah.
00:32:56I just, um...
00:32:58I just got lightheaded.
00:32:58I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:01Alone.
00:33:03Of course.
00:33:07We have a daughter together.
00:33:09Oh, my God.
00:33:10What do I do?
00:33:17I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:19You can take the bed.
00:33:21Thanks.
00:33:24Hey.
00:33:25Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:27Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:29I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:31So if there's something you need,
00:33:33I can help.
00:33:33I want to help.
00:33:36He's Piper's father.
00:33:38He has a right to know.
00:33:40Um, Max,
00:33:42how would you feel
00:33:44if you found out you had a kid?
00:33:49A child?
00:33:51No, no, no.
00:33:52That's impossible.
00:33:53I'm very careful.
00:33:56Mostly.
00:33:57I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:34:00to sleep around.
00:34:01Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:04and I don't want any loose ends,
00:34:06you know?
00:34:08Right.
00:34:09He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:12I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:14Why do you ask?
00:34:16No reason.
00:34:17Just...
00:34:18Just curious.
00:34:19No, I feel like you're
00:34:21going somewhere with this.
00:34:22What?
00:34:24No.
00:34:25Well, then,
00:34:26can I ask you a question?
00:34:29Shoot.
00:34:34Where did you get these?
00:34:36And how did you know
00:34:37my exact size?
00:34:38I did not get those.
00:34:40I don't know where those came from.
00:34:42Are you sure
00:34:43you're just not trying
00:34:44to break the contract?
00:34:47Give me that mask.
00:34:48Give me the...
00:34:49Give me the...
00:34:50Give me the...
00:34:50What?
00:34:55Oh.
00:35:02Eva.
00:35:03The truth is...
00:35:05is that I...
00:35:07Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:10Just a second.
00:35:11Come in.
00:35:13Hey, hon.
00:35:14Oh!
00:35:16Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:17but Piper is asking
00:35:19for a bedtime story
00:35:20before I tuck her in.
00:35:21Think you could take
00:35:22this one, Dad?
00:35:23We're kind of in the middle
00:35:24of something.
00:35:25I can see that.
00:35:27Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:29I mean, if you don't...
00:35:30If you don't mind.
00:35:31Well, that a boy.
00:35:33You know what?
00:35:33Just put a shirt on.
00:35:35I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:36Piper!
00:35:37Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:38He sprang to his sleigh,
00:35:42to his team gave a whistle,
00:35:44and away they all flew,
00:35:46like the down of a thistle.
00:35:48But I heard him exclaim
00:35:49as he drove out of sight,
00:35:52Merry Christmas to all,
00:35:54and to all,
00:35:56a good night.
00:35:59If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:01she'd be over the moon.
00:36:03Good night, Piper.
00:36:04Is her dad still around?
00:36:10Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:12because you're her dad.
00:36:14Uh, no.
00:36:16That man has no idea
00:36:18what a treasure
00:36:19he's missing out on.
00:36:24Do you really think so?
00:36:26From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:28Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:30He deserves to know.
00:36:34Max.
00:36:42You're Piper's father.
00:36:50I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:36:52I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:04Where's Piper?
00:37:18She must have snuck off
00:37:20while we were asleep.
00:37:20God, he's such a good kisser.
00:37:38Just gonna kiss and run?
00:37:49Not on my watch.
00:37:54Yeah, this.
00:37:56I remember this.
00:37:58Good morning, you two lovebugs.
00:38:10How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:13Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:14It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:16Wonderful.
00:38:17Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:21Oh, no.
00:38:22What is that?
00:38:23Sardines and saltines.
00:38:25It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:27It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:38:30Don't be shy.
00:38:31Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:33Max, you don't have to.
00:38:35No, no.
00:38:35It's okay.
00:38:36It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:49Mm-hmm.
00:38:49Uh-huh.
00:38:57Good?
00:38:59Mm.
00:39:00Good?
00:39:00It's grumpy.
00:39:03Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:05You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:08Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:11That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:39:13in her brood this year.
00:39:15What's the deal with them?
00:39:17Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:19Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:23Hey, don't worry.
00:39:25I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:29Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:33Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:39:36Wait, that earring.
00:39:50Wait, that earring.
00:39:52You like it?
00:39:54I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:39:56Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:39:59I don't really remember the details,
00:40:01but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:05Right.
00:40:06Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:08Anyone can have it.
00:40:09Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:11She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:15So Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:20But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:21What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:26An aging single mom.
00:40:29Slim pickings.
00:40:30I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:32That explains it.
00:40:33She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:37Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:38Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:40Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:42Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:40:46Her track record speaks for itself.
00:40:48Exactly.
00:40:48Not like my Sierra.
00:40:50Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:40:55Oh, they're here.
00:40:57Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:03Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:05Merry Christmas.
00:41:07You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:09I am.
00:41:10I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:12Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:13Welcome.
00:41:14You're Ava's husband.
00:41:15But you're gorgeous.
00:41:20But does Hansa miss you?
00:41:23Look at you two.
00:41:24You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:26Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:27Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:29This is from Max and I.
00:41:30Oh, my goodness.
00:41:31Thank you, Eva.
00:41:32Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:35Oops.
00:41:36Oh, my bad.
00:41:37Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:40How thrifty.
00:41:41Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:41:44Mommy's right, you mean, old hat.
00:41:46You little.
00:41:49You will not lay a hand on my daughter,
00:41:52or you will lose yours.
00:41:53Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:41:57Look what you just did to my mother.
00:41:58My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:02He could ruin your life.
00:42:11Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:17I'm fine.
00:42:18I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:19Yeah.
00:42:20It's okay.
00:42:20It's okay.
00:42:23What are you?
00:42:26Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:29Did you just slap me?
00:42:31Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:32You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:34You know what, Sierra?
00:42:35I can take your little insults,
00:42:36but leave my family out of this.
00:42:38Her family.
00:42:42She needs me.
00:42:47You okay, honey?
00:42:49Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:42:51Do something.
00:42:52You don't know who you're messing with.
00:42:54I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:42:57Oh, wow.
00:42:58I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:00that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:03Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:06Let's call him.
00:43:07I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:10Please.
00:43:11Who do you think you are?
00:43:13Enough!
00:43:16There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:19Fine, Dad.
00:43:20Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:22They're just jealous.
00:43:25For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:28I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:31I think you owe me a thank you
00:43:33for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:35Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:36All right, that's enough.
00:43:38Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:43:40Is this a joke?
00:44:02Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:04Hold it.
00:44:05Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:08My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:13My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:17King crab, fresh crab, fresh from Alaska,
00:44:21and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:22Three times the price,
00:44:2550 times the flavor.
00:44:27And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:29It's just petty.
00:44:30Maybe so.
00:44:32But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:36Fine.
00:44:37Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:39Come on, let's go.
00:44:40No, no.
00:44:41Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:44:44Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:44:47I know, dear.
00:44:49I just want to have our family together.
00:44:51Fine.
00:44:52We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:44:55Better a stray than a bitch.
00:44:56What was that?
00:45:01I just want to have our family together.
00:45:04Fine.
00:45:05We'll stay.
00:45:06Can I have a little napalm?
00:45:08It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:10We'll get something right after.
00:45:12Like drive-thru?
00:45:14I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:16That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:21No strays.
00:45:22Ow.
00:45:23Jeezy, are you okay?
00:45:24Yes, please.
00:45:26You hit my child.
00:45:27You're fucking crazy.
00:45:29Well, if you'd teach her some manners,
00:45:31maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:36Don't worry, baby.
00:45:37I'll handle it.
00:45:40Don't worry, baby.
00:45:42I'll handle it.
00:45:43I'll handle it.
00:45:46Piper.
00:45:47Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food
00:45:50you've ever had in your life?
00:45:54Okay, sweetheart.
00:45:55Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:45:57As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:00Actually, I do.
00:46:02He's such a liar.
00:46:04This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:05Oh, it will be.
00:46:09Sam.
00:46:10Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:14I'm already on my way.
00:46:20Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:22I'm already on my way.
00:46:23You hear this guy?
00:46:27He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:32Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:34His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:37Max, what are you doing?
00:46:39Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:40Santa's already on his way.
00:46:41Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:46:51A helicopter?
00:46:59There's no way.
00:47:01How did you pull this off?
00:47:08Sam is like family.
00:47:09I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:47:11Thanks, boss.
00:47:13Boss?
00:47:14Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:16Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:18Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:22I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:25You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:29Mm-hmm.
00:47:29Come on.
00:47:34You can stop kidding around.
00:47:36If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:40No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:42Come on.
00:47:42You can stop the charade, okay?
00:47:44This is just another favor from that big, big friend, isn't it?
00:47:47Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:47:50Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:47:59How is this possible?
00:48:05This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:12Who are you?
00:48:13I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:16That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:19Wait, no.
00:48:20Hold on.
00:48:22You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:27You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:29Hmm.
00:48:30Some of the small ones.
00:48:32I mean, you know that.
00:48:34You work for me.
00:48:35Oh, God.
00:48:36I insulted my own boss.
00:48:38I'm finished.
00:48:39I'm finished.
00:48:39I'm finished.
00:48:43I didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:48:51Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:48:53Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:48:55For tonight, your feast ends.
00:48:58And with that, your career.
00:49:00You're fired.
00:49:01Fired?
00:49:03Sam.
00:49:07Fired?
00:49:08God.
00:49:09I can't be fired.
00:49:11What?
00:49:12Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:14You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:16Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:49:19Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:23And you.
00:49:28Oh, me?
00:49:30Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:32That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:33A family tradition.
00:49:35Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:38Sam.
00:49:38Sam.
00:49:40Hmm.
00:49:42Will you do me the honors?
00:49:45Gladly.
00:49:50Merry Christmas, Aunt Ryan.
00:49:54Father, do something.
00:49:56Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:49:58I'm leaving.
00:50:00Hmm.
00:50:01Pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:02Come on, sweetie.
00:50:11Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:50:14Eat as much as you want.
00:50:15Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:19I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:21I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:23Honestly, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:28Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:29Just like this.
00:50:31Does he really mean that?
00:50:33Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:35I can't tell.
00:50:36And that terrifies me.
00:50:43Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:50:44I brought you a gift.
00:50:45Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:50:48Oh, this is wonderful.
00:50:57Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:00Tell me everything.
00:51:01Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:07Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:11A high school dropout?
00:51:13In the Harrison family?
00:51:14Not a chance.
00:51:19She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:23Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:24Silence.
00:51:25Get me the address where she works.
00:51:27It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:29That's nice.
00:51:31We own that one.
00:51:32Good work.
00:51:34But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:35Thanks.
00:51:46So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:51:52Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:51:55And how about you?
00:51:59Me?
00:52:00Yeah.
00:52:02Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:04Eva.
00:52:19That birthmark.
00:52:21Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:27Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:29So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:31Uh, no feelings, no complications.
00:52:35That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:36Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:39Max.
00:52:40Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:43Well, it's cold.
00:52:45Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:48Max.
00:52:49I need to tell you something.
00:52:54Something important.
00:52:56What's gotten into her?
00:52:58Is she hiding something?
00:53:00Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:03I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:05Piper is...
00:53:10Piper is...
00:53:12Piper is...
00:53:13Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:16Sweetie.
00:53:17Oh, my gosh.
00:53:18Someone's swollen.
00:53:19Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:21Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:22Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:27Come on, Piper.
00:53:31Okay, let me see.
00:53:31Let me see.
00:53:31I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:39But that's not true.
00:53:40You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:44Uh...
00:53:45Daddy!
00:53:46No!
00:53:47Well...
00:53:53Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:53:59Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:01Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:04Really?
00:54:05Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:10You think it was Scar?
00:54:13Hmm.
00:54:16I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:18Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:19I have one, too.
00:54:21Dad.
00:54:22I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:25Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:28Really?
00:54:28No way.
00:54:30No.
00:54:31It was actually a cactus.
00:54:32But it's still cool.
00:54:35I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:41Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:43My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:45And how old are you?
00:54:52Six.
00:54:53Six?
00:54:54That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:54:57Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:54:59Ebor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:01What do I even say?
00:55:05And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:08Sorry, honey.
00:55:09This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:12Um, yeah.
00:55:16Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:19Eva.
00:55:19Okay, look.
00:55:27Piper is...
00:55:31Go on.
00:55:40That must be an emergency.
00:55:43Excuse me.
00:55:44Sorry.
00:55:44I'll take this.
00:55:45Mommy, are you okay?
00:55:54Yeah.
00:55:56Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:55:58I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:04Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:06I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:10She's a high school dropout.
00:56:12Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:14And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:17I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:56:19That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:27I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:28You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:30Your mother would take her away.
00:56:32After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:36Eva?
00:56:38Maximus?
00:56:38Are you even listening to me?
00:56:41No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:56:42I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:43Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:46I'm not leaving her.
00:56:48Eva?
00:56:59Aw, thank you.
00:57:01This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:02Oh, wow.
00:57:09That's so cool.
00:57:10Did you make it?
00:57:11Uh, Derek, this is from Eva.
00:57:14Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:16Just glad you're here.
00:57:20Oh!
00:57:22Wow!
00:57:23Damn, these are nice.
00:57:24Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:27Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:34It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:36Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:37Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:39Ready?
00:57:39Ready?
00:57:40Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:42What do we got, guys?
00:57:43Billy.
00:57:43Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:57:45Hey.
00:57:45You never told me, have we met before?
00:57:58Have we met before?
00:58:01She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:06I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:09Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:12I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:22Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:23They're very common.
00:58:24I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child, no matter how I feel about him.
00:58:31Maybe.
00:58:35Are you okay?
00:58:38Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:41No.
00:58:41I'm fine.
00:58:46Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:49I got you this.
00:58:51You got me a gift, too?
00:58:53Tis the season.
00:58:54Open it.
00:58:55Gloves.
00:59:09Gloves.
00:59:09Did you make these?
00:59:09Yeah.
00:59:22I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:27You've already done so much for me.
00:59:29I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:30How did I feel?
00:59:34Well, warm, right?
00:59:36Yeah.
00:59:37Warm.
00:59:39Soft.
00:59:42Perfect.
00:59:43Thank you, Eva.
00:59:44Thank you, Eva.
00:59:49I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:51Really?
00:59:54Yeah, my mom.
00:59:56She partied all the time, and I got gifts.
01:00:00Plenty of them, but I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:05Nothing personal.
01:00:07Well, you deserve it.
01:00:10You're a good guy.
01:00:12And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:19What if that day's today?
01:00:24What if I already found someone special?
01:00:26Right here.
01:00:54Max, we can't.
01:00:56If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:04Come on.
01:01:05I don't want you to stop.
01:01:13No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:20Max.
01:01:21I don't want you.
01:01:31I don't want you.
01:01:39Oh, God.
01:01:40You are trying to be fucking insane.
01:01:46Hunter!
01:01:47Piper!
01:01:56Piper!
01:01:58She can't see us.
01:02:00She can't see us.
01:02:01Ava?
01:02:17Ava?
01:02:21Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:31That was way too close.
01:02:36Yeah.
01:02:37We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:43Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:47Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:52You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:58Let me give it to you.
01:03:01Let me give it to you.
01:03:08.
01:03:09.
01:03:11.
01:03:12.
01:03:13.
01:03:14.
01:03:14.
01:03:15.
01:03:15.
01:03:20.
01:03:21.
01:03:23.
01:03:24.
01:03:25Why are you calling me to serve me?
01:03:43Hello?
01:03:44Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:45I'm Max's mother.
01:03:47Name your price.
01:03:48What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:51W-what?
01:03:52We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:56Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:00My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:04Piper is my daughter.
01:04:05And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:08So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own,
01:04:10but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:15Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:22You okay?
01:04:26Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:30So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:34What are you talking about?
01:04:36It's over.
01:04:37It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:42Eva, wait!
01:04:43So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:53Well, Max, it's not real.
01:04:56None of it was real.
01:04:57So, it's just a goodbye?
01:05:02Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:04Look.
01:05:07Last night...
01:05:09I let my guard down.
01:05:11But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:14And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:17Just tell me what you need.
01:05:19I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:22a good father.
01:05:24Just say the word.
01:05:30You don't get it.
01:05:32You don't get it.
01:05:34You don't get it.
01:05:40I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:47I won't give up on us.
01:06:04Are we here?
01:06:06Yes.
01:06:08As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:10we're back.
01:06:14Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:16We're home.
01:06:17How can she just walk away?
01:06:18Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:32It's part of the agreement too.
01:06:34Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:37You promised.
01:06:38Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:41Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:44All right, fine.
01:06:46When?
01:06:48Two days.
01:06:50I'll come pick you up.
01:06:52Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:06:59I know you and mommy thought,
01:07:02but she still really likes you.
01:07:05So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:07Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:08If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:10I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:33Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:35Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:36Boss?
01:07:39Boss?
01:07:43Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:46I need to go back to my family.
01:07:48Family?
01:07:50Boss, you okay?
01:07:52Never better.
01:07:54Go get her, Max.
01:07:58Give it to your best smile.
01:08:01Ah, there he is.
01:08:03Maximus, darling.
01:08:04I have some prospects for you.
01:08:07Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:13Oh.
01:08:15I told you.
01:08:16I already found the woman I love.
01:08:20What?
01:08:24Maximus, stop this.
01:08:25That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:27Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:34You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:37No, I'm not.
01:08:39Oh?
01:08:40I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:45I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:08:49What?
01:08:50Oh, that's her.
01:08:51The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:04Hi, welcome in.
01:09:05Can I help you find something?
01:09:07I wanted to try those.
01:09:09Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:10Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:11No, no, no.
01:09:12I know what I want.
01:09:14Size seven.
01:09:16Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:19Come on.
01:09:20She wants the white shoes.
01:09:22Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:25She wants the white shoes.
01:09:26Ignore her.
01:09:27She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:28Um, here, let me help you.
01:09:29Come on.
01:09:31She seems kind.
01:09:33Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:36No, no, no.
01:09:37I know what I want.
01:09:38Size seven.
01:09:40Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:41Come on.
01:09:42She wants the white shoes.
01:09:44Ignore her.
01:09:45She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:47Here, let me help you.
01:09:48Come on.
01:09:52She seems kind.
01:09:56I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:01She's just doing her job.
01:10:05How do they feel?
01:10:06Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:10I think I need a size up.
01:10:12Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:17Right away.
01:10:18I'll be right back.
01:10:20She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:22Was I wrong about her?
01:10:26Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:42Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:44She can't walk.
01:10:45That's just pure evil.
01:10:52Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:10:55She's in a wheelchair.
01:10:57Who cares?
01:10:58It's the last pair.
01:11:00I get paid commission.
01:11:01I am not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:09See?
01:11:11This is your whole problem.
01:11:14This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:18I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:21I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:22She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:26People who insult her all day?
01:11:29I'm your manager.
01:11:34Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:11:37or you're fired.
01:11:43Did I stutter?
01:11:45You don't have to fire me.
01:11:50I quit.
01:11:56I don't work here anymore.
01:12:01Listen.
01:12:03Don't buy the shoes.
01:12:05They're broken.
01:12:06Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:08You're a good person, after all.
01:12:11Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:14I'm sorry?
01:12:16Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:19Get out!
01:12:25You're not disabled?
01:12:27Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:31Absolutely shameful.
01:12:34Who are you?
01:12:36I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group,
01:12:40and the owner of this store.
01:12:42You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:12:44Mother of the CEO?
01:12:46I am.
01:12:48And you, my dear, are fired!
01:12:51What did I do?
01:12:55You are a good person.
01:12:57From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:04Are you serious?
01:13:06That's right.
01:13:09Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:11You are professional.
01:13:13Responsible.
01:13:15Far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:20You.
01:13:22Out.
01:13:24I'll leave.
01:13:26I'm leaving.
01:13:28I...
01:13:30I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:33No, don't worry.
01:13:35You're getting a promotion.
01:13:37What?
01:13:38You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:42First assignment?
01:13:44I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:13:50Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:13:52Hmm?
01:13:54Okay.
01:13:55Yeah.
01:13:57Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:01I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:03She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:12Of course she lives like this.
01:14:23Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:25I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:29Max?
01:14:30Eva?
01:14:32What are you doing here?
01:14:34I, uh...
01:14:36There you are, Eva!
01:14:38Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:41My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:44What are you talking...
01:14:48That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:53Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:14:55Stop!
01:14:57And you!
01:14:58You lied to me at the store!
01:14:59Y-
01:15:01You were both just testing me?
01:15:03Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:05I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:07I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:10But I was wrong.
01:15:12Eva, please.
01:15:13I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:15Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:18How could you think that of me?
01:15:20It's not like that, dear.
01:15:22Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:24Mom!
01:15:25What did you do?
01:15:27I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:30We're not together.
01:15:32And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:38I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:41W-What are you waiting for, son? Go after her!
01:15:43Eva!
01:15:44Let me go!
01:15:45I swear, it's not what you think!
01:15:47But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:48Stop pretending like you care!
01:15:50I'm not pretending!
01:15:51Okay?
01:15:52I can't fake what we have.
01:15:53And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:15:57Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:10Max, you came.
01:16:12God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:16I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:20Just say the word.
01:16:23Just say the word.
01:16:24See?
01:16:30Stop fighting.
01:16:33We belong together.
01:16:35You're wrong.
01:16:37Wrong about what?
01:16:39That you care?
01:16:41Or we belong together?
01:16:42Look, I already told you.
01:16:44We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:46Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:50Eximus, walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:54You okay, mommy?
01:16:55Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:16:56Come here.
01:16:57No, you're not fine.
01:16:58You're sad.
01:16:59I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:00I'm okay.
01:17:01I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:02I miss daddy too.
01:17:03I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:04Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:05Love bug.
01:17:06Love bug.
01:17:07You're right.
01:17:08I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:09Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:11Love bug.
01:17:12You're right.
01:17:13What am I doing?
01:17:14Running like a coward?
01:17:15I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:16Now, it's time for mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:17I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:18I miss daddy too.
01:17:19I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:20Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:21Love bug.
01:17:22You're right.
01:17:23I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:24I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:26Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:28Love bug.
01:17:29You're right.
01:17:30What am I doing?
01:17:31Running like a coward?
01:17:32I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:33Now, it's time for mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:34I believe in you.
01:17:35What are you going to do, mommy?
01:17:36I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:38Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:17:53Enough sulking.
01:17:54Go get your wife.
01:17:55Now, it's time for mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:57I believe in you.
01:17:58What are you going to do, mommy?
01:18:01I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:03Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:18:07get your wife and my grandbaby back. Don't you think I want to? She doesn't want me. I didn't
01:18:15raise you to give up. Your daughter is still out there. You can't abandon her. Mom, you don't get
01:18:21it. I made a deal with Eva to play my wife and Piper, she was an added bonus. What are you talking
01:18:30about? I already ran a DNA test. Piper is your daughter. What? See it for yourself. I was
01:18:45right. Seven years ago. New Year's, that woman was evil.
01:19:00Eva. Hey. Daddy. Daddy. Piper. I missed you so much, sweetheart. You came back. I, uh, don't forget
01:19:26to be right, Mommy. I, uh, I was scared. But I don't want to be scared anymore. Because
01:19:39what we have is real and it's worth fighting for. Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:19:47I have something to tell you, too. Piper is your daughter. You knew. My sweet granddaddy.
01:19:55My sweet granddaughter. Grandma. Oh. Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes
01:20:03ago. But you've known this whole time? I was scared. Okay, I didn't know if you were
01:20:08going to take her from me. I didn't know how you were feeling. How could you not know how
01:20:13I felt? I love you, Eva. I love you, too. I promise. For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you. As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:39yeah.
01:20:49will you marry me, Eva? For real this time? Yeah, yes. Yes of course, I'll marry you...
01:21:00Yes.
01:21:01Hi.
01:21:02Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:14I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:19Who's that?
01:21:24Ava!
01:21:28Take me back!
01:21:31I'm sorry!
01:21:32I struck you tired!
01:21:36Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:21:39Again.
01:21:41No?
01:21:43Not funny?
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