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00:00:00You
00:00:05My coffee right right sorry
00:00:23All right, all right, all right, I'm sorry
00:00:30My bad my bad my bad
00:00:37Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time
00:00:42Let me remake your coffee
00:00:50Right see, it's my girl my face to wipe. Thanks, but uh, no, thanks
00:00:56Oh my god, look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want her
00:01:05Yeah, watch this. Oh
00:01:07Mikey, where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:01:11Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:01:16Or having sex
00:01:20Come on. Oh my god. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:01:26Oh
00:01:39Buy lingerie check
00:01:41Bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21
00:01:49Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking about dick. Okay. I'm just nervous to lose my virginity
00:01:54It's mr. Big dick. Okay. Oh fuck. It's Luke my favorite customer. Did he hear?
00:02:01Okay, don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's probably really big dick
00:02:11Morning dick
00:02:13Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk, right?
00:02:17You're perfect. Thank you, right?
00:02:19Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike
00:02:23I'm sorry. I didn't know you're coming. I would have got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No
00:02:28I'm here to see my girl
00:02:40So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:45Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:49Brooke is it yeah, you forgot your committee of medication at the clinic what literally don't even know you don't be embarrassed look
00:03:00It's just
00:03:01Chlamydia this week
00:03:02Conorrhea last month should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication. Oh my god
00:03:08What?
00:03:14Sounds like she already did
00:03:16I'm really really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend. He doesn't like my boyfriend. What does that mean?
00:03:40Shit my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry
00:03:50Alright, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam. So go ahead and put this on
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie. He?
00:04:00A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:14Good morning miss tisdale
00:04:20It's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:30Oh
00:04:40Don't worry. I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's your first time
00:04:43Right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr. Miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me
00:04:53I mean the coffee shop grind me
00:04:56Oh
00:04:58No, he remembers me
00:05:00So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:05:04Yes
00:05:05That asshole
00:05:07Yes
00:05:09I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:14I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
00:05:17I will use a condom
00:05:20I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not good for you
00:05:24Dr. Miller i'm not sure can you grab me a disrespectful please
00:05:27Yes, dr. Miller
00:05:29I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do. I'm ready. I think i'm ready
00:05:35Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me. So you know what i'm sorry that i
00:05:43overstepped boundaries there
00:05:45Let's get started with the breast exam
00:05:47I
00:05:49Rest exam
00:05:51Rest exam if you're uncomfortable. I can always get a different doctor. No, it's I like it. It's fine
00:05:56Uh, it's probably easier if you can lay back
00:06:07It's okay
00:06:11It's okay
00:06:12Stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop
00:06:17My hands cold? No, they're perfect
00:06:20Stop embarrassing yourself. There's no way i'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:27There are no abnormalities
00:06:29Thank you luke
00:06:34Dr. Miller that wasn't so bad that sophie can you put your feet up and stir for me?
00:06:44Okay, yes i've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:50So i need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:06:59I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:09All right i'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your service i need you to relax for me
00:07:21So do you like younger women?
00:07:25I mean as your students because you work on campus no my family donated
00:07:31To the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually and so
00:07:36My great-grandfather's honor i donated a few hours of my time at clinic oh
00:07:40Duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:44Last thing i'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs all right
00:07:51Relax for me you're doing good
00:07:53His fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:08:03I think i just had an orgasm
00:08:06Did he?
00:08:09All right
00:08:09All right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good no abnormalities
00:08:17All right we'll be right back
00:08:19Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:31I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:34All right so here's your break
00:08:45Should i bring it to her to the cafe?
00:08:50She's my patient
00:08:51Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:09:01You are so graphic
00:09:05Speaking of sperm
00:09:08I assume your appointment went okay?
00:09:09You will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:13Luke
00:09:14Are you serious?
00:09:16You got a finger by the
00:09:17I won't talk to you
00:09:18He buys coffee from you
00:09:19The Luke
00:09:21Sophie you're a freak
00:09:24So is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:28Shut up everybody
00:09:29Shit he's so sexy
00:09:32Maybe i should schedule my pap smear
00:09:34Don't worry
00:09:36Okay tonight's gonna be amazing okay Soph
00:09:38Yes
00:09:40Come on let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:43Mike
00:09:48I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:53Why do I even care
00:09:58Yo
00:09:59Ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:01Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:03You're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:10:09You're dating a nun
00:10:11She's never gonna let you smash i'm calling it
00:10:13Dude she's low-key a slut
00:10:17I just can't prove it
00:10:19You will soon
00:10:22You're gonna film her?
00:10:23Yo
00:10:27Dude you're sick
00:10:28What if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:31A little bit of this
00:10:34And she's gonna go feral
00:10:38Yo that 1500 is mine
00:10:40Just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:45Don't get involved Luke
00:10:46You're just your customer and doctor
00:10:48Hey you need to pay
00:10:56Fuck my eyes what the fuck
00:10:59Where's your fucking friend live?
00:11:00Before i call the cops
00:11:03C-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca Avenue apartment two
00:11:06I need to get to Sophie
00:11:14The lady
00:11:18Nervous?
00:11:35Why do i feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than i did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:43Nervous?
00:11:45I'm a little nervous
00:11:46Hey don't be
00:11:48You don't make cherries i popped
00:11:55Wait
00:11:56What?
00:11:57I'm sorry i forgot to start my birth control
00:12:00We're gonna have to wait i'm sorry Mike
00:12:02I can't do this
00:12:05Are you kidding me?
00:12:07I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:10Mike why would you say something like that?
00:12:12I'm going home
00:12:13Where is the hell you are?
00:12:21Where is the hell you are?
00:12:22Not until i did something
00:12:27No no
00:12:28Stop Mike stop
00:12:33Mike
00:12:34Hey!
00:12:42Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:47Dr. Miller.
00:12:49Hey, Sophie. Hey.
00:12:51Hey, Steven.
00:12:54Hey. Hey, Sophie. Hey.
00:12:57Hey. Hey, can you hear me?
00:12:59Did you take something?
00:13:01What's up, Grandpa? Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:05Listen up, dumbass. Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:13:10I go to an Ivy League, asshole!
00:13:12If you want her, you can have her. I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:15What? What's so funny?
00:13:17You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:19Says who?
00:13:20You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:22Yeah.
00:13:24I'm Dr. Luke Miller. My family's the biggest donor to the university since... ever.
00:13:29That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:32Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:36Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no.
00:13:39And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:41No, no, no. Please, can we talk about this? It was just a joke.
00:13:44Oh, you wanna talk?
00:13:49Hey.
00:13:51Hey, come on.
00:14:01She's either really wasted or drugged. Either way, it's not good.
00:14:18You stole me from my date?
00:14:20What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:22I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:29Stop talking to me like you're my dad. I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:41How much did you have to drink?
00:14:42I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I wanna sleep with.
00:14:48Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:52Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:53Tell me this. Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even gonna let me use it?
00:14:57I was at the bar, alright? And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:15Wow. I'm an idiot.
00:15:20No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:21First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:31And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was gonna lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:38I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:43Sorry, Soph.
00:15:44So?
00:15:50So if you want my virginity week...
00:16:00You can have it.
00:16:08Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:10Are you...
00:16:12hard right now?
00:16:19We're mid-argument.
00:16:21That's so wrong.
00:16:23You're drunk.
00:16:24I'm taking you home.
00:16:27What are you doing?
00:16:28You're drunk. I'm taking you home.
00:16:30What? No, I can't go home.
00:16:32My roommate's there.
00:16:33I told her I was gonna be at Mike's.
00:16:35She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:37We're here.
00:16:45Here? Where is here?
00:16:47My place.
00:16:49You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:54If you're comfortable.
00:16:56I want to.
00:16:58I mean, I'm cool. I'm cool with that.
00:17:01But is your girlfriend gonna be cool with that?
00:17:04Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:06Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:07Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:08Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:09You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:10The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:11You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:12The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:14You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:15The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:20How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:21It's huge.
00:17:22You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:23You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:24You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:25The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:26How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:27It's huge.
00:17:28I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:29Not all tight spaces.
00:17:30Not all tight spaces.
00:17:31Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:17:32Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:17:33You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:34You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:35The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:38Conicano Miller's room.
00:17:39You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:40He is raised with Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:41All Sp signs.
00:17:45It's a name.
00:17:46ial Laz moves.
00:17:51It's the address.
00:17:52Right.
00:17:55It's a massacre room.
00:17:56Can you please use Dr. Miller's room?
00:18:01I don't feel great denied.
00:18:03drill drill drill drill drill drill drill in for the past year.
00:18:04Yeah, let's get you cleaned up.
00:18:05You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:06Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:13I'm happy.
00:18:36You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:49You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:54I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:18:58You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:19:01Wait, you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:08and draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:12No, Mrs. Doe.
00:19:16Then why me? I'm nothing special.
00:19:19You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:23You're kind to people.
00:19:26And you're beautiful.
00:19:31Who is that?
00:19:38This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:43You have to hide right now.
00:19:46Alright?
00:19:47Come on.
00:19:48Luke?
00:19:51Are you home?
00:19:53Luke?
00:19:58Come out, come out.
00:20:00Stop playing.
00:20:02I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:04I know you're not on call.
00:20:11Don't say a word.
00:20:12There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:17Are you seriously going to hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:22What the hell?
00:20:24She's a dean's daughter.
00:20:26We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.
00:20:29She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:30Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:32What are you doing?
00:20:38You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:40I'm sleeping.
00:20:42Why don't I join you?
00:20:49I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:51Like what, baby?
00:20:53Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:20:56Ice cubes?
00:20:57What ice cubes?
00:20:58Like call the cops.
00:21:00Do you not remember I have restraining order against you?
00:21:02Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:04Come on, Lukey.
00:21:06You know you love screwing me.
00:21:13I have someone new in my life.
00:21:17Someone new?
00:21:18Who the fuck is she?
00:21:21I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:24And if you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.
00:21:26And I'm going to call the dean.
00:21:27And I'm going to let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:31Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:32No, you can't.
00:21:34One.
00:21:37Two.
00:21:38Fine.
00:21:39Fine.
00:21:40I'm leaving.
00:21:43Your loss.
00:21:53Oh my God, Lu.
00:22:06Holy shit.
00:22:07I smell like booze.
00:22:12I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:15What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:17Ugh.
00:22:20I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:26You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:29You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:49My virginity?
00:22:50Yep.
00:22:53Still intact.
00:22:57Fuck my life.
00:22:59Language, Ms. Siddo.
00:23:01Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:05I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:07Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:10What would you have me do?
00:23:12Don't say it.
00:23:13Don't say it.
00:23:14You could join me.
00:23:19Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:29Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:32There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:54I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:56But?
00:23:59But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:01You're my patient for one.
00:24:03In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:05I'm graduating this year.
00:24:08Second?
00:24:11Your version.
00:24:13Ouch.
00:24:15I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:26You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:31But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:36I don't make love.
00:24:38I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:41I'm not that guy.
00:24:47Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:50I'm a big girl I can handle myself.
00:24:52Unless you're just not interested.
00:24:55I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:02Someone's jealous.
00:25:05Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:12Because it's cheap.
00:25:13Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:33You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:38So do it.
00:25:40I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:44Ready?
00:25:46Ready?
00:25:52What's that?
00:25:54That's your doctor. I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:01Sorry, Syl.
00:26:04Are you kidding me?
00:26:05Can I, uh, can I get, uh...
00:26:14Continue.
00:26:15You're killing me.
00:26:16So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick and you're still...
00:26:21A virgin?
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:24I threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this.
00:26:27Can you wait? Oh my God.
00:26:29Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I looked as Asia by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you. He respects you, dummy.
00:26:42Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble. I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy, all the things I'm not.
00:26:49You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:53A Cadillac pussy.
00:26:55And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:26:57Watch.
00:27:01Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:03No, can you just order?
00:27:04I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:22But a janitor.
00:27:23Makes a lot more sense.
00:27:26Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:31What do you want?
00:27:32I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:38I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:44Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina. He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:47Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:55Can you believe it? Sophie's evil.
00:27:58First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:01A slut.
00:28:03Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:04Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:14Sophie, you idiot. Of course he was never yours.
00:28:17Sophie, you can have him. You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:26I didn't do this, I swear. I would never.
00:28:28What's going on?
00:28:29Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:32No, I didn't. I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:34Hey, that's the Dean's daughter.
00:28:37Sophie?
00:28:38I'm calling the police.
00:28:41You know I would never do this, please.
00:28:43She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:45We need a medic too.
00:28:47I'm a doctor.
00:28:53I'm a doctor.
00:29:08No, no, no, no. I'm fine. I'll just be going.
00:29:21We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:24I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:27Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:32Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:35It was for a friend.
00:29:38You liar. I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:40Let me go.
00:29:42I don't want to press charges.
00:29:45Just a moment.
00:29:56Oh my God.
00:29:58You're crazy. You're actually crazy.
00:30:01Luke, please. I can explain. She's not right for you.
00:30:06Breaking into my house. Stealing my pager.
00:30:09That's normal for you, Gina. I get it.
00:30:11But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:18Officer?
00:30:20I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:22She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:25I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:27Stop. Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:29You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:33She's nothing.
00:30:35A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:38You're better than this Luke.
00:30:40Officer?
00:30:42Take her away.
00:30:46Let's go.
00:30:48You bitch!
00:30:49You don't deserve him!
00:30:50Let's go!
00:30:53I knew she was psycho.
00:30:55You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to.
00:30:59Thanks, Ev.
00:31:00Sophie, I'm sorry. I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:04Take the date.
00:31:05Someone's waiting for their new test strike. Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:26You came just to save me?
00:31:29Of course I did.
00:31:30I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so...
00:31:41I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:47I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:49Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:51I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:31:57I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:01What do you mean?
00:32:03I mean, you...
00:32:05reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:10What do you see in me?
00:32:12Or am I just...
00:32:14entertainment to you?
00:32:16Entertainment? Sophie?
00:32:18If you were just to entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:21You're just...
00:32:23young.
00:32:25I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:31Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN, doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:43What do you want?
00:32:48You...
00:32:50Take me seriously.
00:32:54And get in the car.
00:32:56What? To where?
00:32:58Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:01What?
00:33:03Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:04I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:19We're doing both.
00:33:21My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here at the vacation home.
00:33:25Your vacation home?
00:33:27As in you have multiple?
00:33:29Wow.
00:33:31Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:33And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:33:36Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:33:39What the hell?
00:33:41You said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:42We're doing both.
00:33:44My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here at the vacation home.
00:33:47Your vacation home?
00:33:49As in you have multiple?
00:33:51Wow.
00:33:53Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:55Your vacation mansion?
00:33:56Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:33:59What the hell?
00:34:01Look, I didn't send you because I don't want to stress out.
00:34:03The truth is, yes.
00:34:05My family's rich.
00:34:07But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:09We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:12And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:25Is this the waitress that you brought me, Lucas?
00:34:33Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:39I'm not.
00:34:41Hang on, what even am I to Luke?
00:34:48Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:34:53Hmm.
00:34:55Girlfriend?
00:34:56No way.
00:34:57Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:34:58Manners.
00:35:00Nice to meet you, Ms. Miller.
00:35:04Girlfriend?
00:35:08What happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:10Gina?
00:35:12The Dean's daughter?
00:35:13The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:16Ouch.
00:35:18Mother, again, as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:21And my date to the gala.
00:35:23If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again, I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:28Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:32You ungrateful child.
00:35:35If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:41Oh, before we go.
00:35:42Which room do you keep to ditches Dior and Versace?
00:35:44She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:47Fourth floor, third door on your view.
00:35:51Thank you, Mother.
00:35:53Good to see you.
00:35:54That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:10Your brother has lost it.
00:36:12Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy.
00:36:15Is your mom always so...
00:36:25Narcissistic? Psychopath?
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:30That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:32But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so I come back every year.
00:36:39You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:40That's sweet.
00:36:41I do.
00:36:43Plus, the other perk is I can spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:46What does that mean?
00:36:58Luke, you did not.
00:36:59Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:03I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:04That's done.
00:37:06I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:08You said you want all of them.
00:37:10They're yours.
00:37:1380...
00:37:15I can't accept this.
00:37:16This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:19Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:22I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:25I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:28Why do you like me?
00:37:31I'm just a college student and you're...
00:37:34you.
00:37:36Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:38Your culture, your parents host charity events.
00:37:42You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:43I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:37:47It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:05Of course it's too late.
00:38:07Now we're already falling for you.
00:38:09Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:16Because...
00:38:18I want it to be right.
00:38:20I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you.
00:38:23Yeah.
00:38:25But take it slow.
00:38:31Even though...
00:38:34There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:38Really?
00:38:39I don't know.
00:38:40I don't know.
00:38:44Really?
00:38:45I don't know.
00:39:07Come back here.
00:39:09I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:11Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:17You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:27Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:30Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:31You know, I'm gonna get you back for this.
00:39:50Whatever you say, doc.
00:39:51That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:01He dumped my best friend?
00:40:03The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm.
00:40:09Not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:13Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:18Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:20I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm.
00:40:22Just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake.
00:40:25Mm-hmm.
00:40:26That's my girl.
00:40:30Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:33I promise you, you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:35Holy shit.
00:40:58It's not about being pretty.
00:41:00I just...
00:41:01I don't wanna embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:04I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:07Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley
00:41:10and donated the party expenses?
00:41:14You're so refreshing.
00:41:17You ready?
00:41:31Wow.
00:41:36She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:38Yeah.
00:41:39You never said your brother's chip was so pretty.
00:41:42Why would you wanna break them up?
00:41:43Oh, shut up.
00:41:45There's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the train.
00:41:47If my brother marries this nobody, it's that of Gina.
00:41:49I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial charity event.
00:41:59This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:02Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:08Cheers.
00:42:09Girlfriend?
00:42:11Not for long.
00:42:13Girlfriend?
00:42:14Not for long.
00:42:16Good evening, everyone.
00:42:18Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:23Our first item.
00:42:26An all expense paid trip to Bora Bora, with its amazing, iconic volcanic views starting big.
00:42:47Amazing, iconic, volcanic views, starting big!
00:42:535,000. 5,000. Now six. Do I get a six?
00:42:57Bore a bar after finals. That's pretty good.
00:43:00Can I get...
00:43:02You need to come quick. My wife's having an allergic reaction.
00:43:05You gonna be okay?
00:43:06Go.
00:43:07Let's go.
00:43:08What is it?
00:43:16My throat.
00:43:18Oh, you're not? Breathe.
00:43:26Sold! Number 12. $7,000. All expense paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:31Give him a round of applause. Congratulations.
00:43:33Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:34Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:37Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:44Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:43:50What a hussy. Auctioning a flow job?
00:43:54I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:43:57I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:00I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:04Poor Lukey. She hasn't fooled. Trailer trash skank. Who let her kind in here?
00:44:11I wouldn't do that. I would never.
00:44:14I have $1,000 for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:17Hmm. Really, Sophie? No one wants you for $1,000?
00:44:21Whew. Alright. $500?
00:44:24Alright. $500 for the poor girl.
00:44:27She's got student loans. Whatever that means.
00:44:31Where's Luke?
00:44:33I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:42No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:44Don't throw me. I recognize you. You're one of my sister's shithead friends. What the hell's going on here?
00:44:48Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:44:50Patrick, get out of my way.
00:44:52Why lower your standards? We're millionaires. She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:44:57You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money. Motherfucker.
00:45:10$450.
00:45:13$400?
00:45:16Oh, alright.
00:45:18I mean, look. I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:22Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:25Well, I'll help the young lady then. Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:33Sold! Sold for $400.
00:45:37Wow, Sophie. Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:45:50Used goods? That's rude, Serena.
00:45:52After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:45:55Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:45:59What was that you're saying about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:09You idiot! Get off the stage! We're leaving!
00:46:12Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:14You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you pussy!
00:46:18No need, my dear.
00:46:20Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you.
00:46:24After all of... this.
00:46:26But... but... no! No!
00:46:31Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:36You're a doctor!
00:46:38Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:40You wanna bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:42Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:44How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:48Stephanie?
00:46:50Don't let me!
00:46:51Don't let me!
00:46:52Don't let me!
00:46:53I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:06You can't.
00:47:07You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to.
00:47:10But I practice under the university.
00:47:12So you can't touch me.
00:47:14So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:17I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity,
00:47:19and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:23Let's go.
00:47:24Get to writing.
00:47:26Let's go. Everybody out.
00:47:35Where these assholes go?
00:47:37You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:39I would've been okay.
00:47:40I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:42No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:44Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:48Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:47:51You alright?
00:47:52What are you looking for?
00:48:06I paid for all the booze, so...
00:48:09I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:14I'm a bartender.
00:48:17Right.
00:48:18Okay.
00:48:20Make me...
00:48:22An appletini.
00:48:24What?
00:48:25Seriously?
00:48:28Alright, so...
00:48:29Vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur?
00:48:32Can we just choose something easier?
00:48:34You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:40Move.
00:48:44Can you open that?
00:48:47Thank you!
00:48:51Alright.
00:48:52Let's just make it simple.
00:48:54Body shots.
00:48:57I've never done that before.
00:49:00Seriously?
00:49:01What do you mean?
00:49:02You're like so old.
00:49:03I was trying to get into school.
00:49:05I didn't have time to...
00:49:06Do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:09He just said you're hot.
00:49:11Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:13Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:24Holy shit.
00:49:36All right.
00:49:37I got the hang of that.
00:49:38Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:49:39Now or never, Sophie.
00:49:40Go for it.
00:49:41New rule.
00:49:42You can't choose the same place twice.
00:49:43Is that so?
00:49:45Then...
00:49:46Where are you gonna lick me?
00:49:47Shame, shame.
00:49:48You're trying to play with my emotions.
00:49:49Blame, blame.
00:49:50Only you feel like a divorce.
00:49:51I got the hang of that.
00:49:52I got the hang of that.
00:49:53I got the hang of that.
00:49:54Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:49:55Now or never, Sophie.
00:49:56Go for it.
00:49:57New rule.
00:49:58You can't choose the same place twice.
00:49:59Is that so?
00:50:00Then...
00:50:01Where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:02Shame, shame.
00:50:03You're trying to play with my emotions.
00:50:05Blame, blame.
00:50:06Only you feel like a devotion.
00:50:07I do everything.
00:50:08You could pull this shit.
00:50:09Think you could get away with it.
00:50:10Be careful what you get.
00:50:11Cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:12Mmm.
00:50:13Mmm.
00:50:14Mmm.
00:50:15I'm sorry, was that...?
00:50:16You dropped me fucking wild.
00:50:33Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:37I'm sorry, was that...?
00:50:39You dropped me fucking wild.
00:50:40Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:43yeah i'm an idiot wait what sophie i went too far i'm i'm sorry i'm fuck luke no no no i i'm
00:51:00telling you that i'm ready i want to do this with you lose my virginity sophie don't sophie me
00:51:08that's so patronizing okay i'm trying but i'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt
00:51:16i don't want to be the guy that you know leads to you ruining your life i'm terrified of that
00:51:21it's this that hurts me what you're doing right now rejecting me what would be so terrible about
00:51:27us being together being together sophie did you see what happened here today i mean my family
00:51:34sucks my ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy i mean of course i want to be with you but am i right
00:51:42for you and you really want to take on this baggage i might be a virgin but this whole it's not you
00:51:48it's me thing is really freshman year so where are you going i'm calling a cab and going back to
00:51:58campus i can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore you think you're doing me this favor but
00:52:03really you're just reminding me of how unfuckable i am don't follow me
00:52:09damn it
00:52:15i guess i'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid
00:52:26what's the point in talking to me now you've rejected me twice
00:52:42now your boyfriend you're ignoring nope boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:52:51so i've got the hottest girl in the bar all to myself
00:52:56what you heard me hottest lady i've ever seen at this school
00:53:05seriously you're into this like you might want to like hook up hell yeah i would
00:53:13maybe we can start with a kiss wow i'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:18maybe you lose the problem i was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity
00:53:26what did you just say
00:53:30i'm a virgin
00:53:31oh no she's a virgin y'all
00:53:35aww cute
00:53:37excuse me
00:53:38too much work you're probably super clingy too
00:53:41you should just go back to your dorm sweetie
00:53:45sweetie i'm a senior that's even sadder
00:53:51you were just into me why are you treating me like i'm gum stuck to your shoe
00:53:54you're obviously a nice girl but i'm looking for a fun time you know you're going to get feels and
00:54:01it's going to get messy and sorry what i'm glad
00:54:16i'm in this 80 000 dress and i can't even get a stupid horny prac guy to get with me
00:54:24he would probably fuck anything except for me apparently
00:54:30oh and luke of course luke on the other hand he's had his hands literally inside of me and i
00:54:35guess he was just so repulsed that that he didn't need to see more
00:54:41you know what
00:54:47sophie where the hell you been i'm not the hospital right now bro
00:54:50oh look at me i'm a i'm a fancy ivy league doctor
00:54:53and i'm also hot as fuck and i just love to leave girls on with the orgasm pap smear two for
00:54:59one
00:55:01say something asshole
00:55:04can i come get you right now please so you can what not have sex yeah i don't think so i think
00:55:09i'll stay right here where the guys at least have i don't know the decency to not lead me on
00:55:14guys what guys did someone do something to you of course not they they said i was too messy too messy
00:55:22and too much and i guess that means you get a second chance
00:55:25so you either fuck me or you lose me
00:55:31i think i'm gonna pass out i'm coming to get you keep falling on you all right
00:55:39so hey wake up
00:55:53i got you
00:56:07is she
00:56:15she's fine she's bottled water in two of these in the morning i don't know what she drank but
00:56:21whatever it is gonna hit her hard
00:56:22sophie you're gonna be the death of me
00:56:36she did
00:56:45rise and shine the party animal you have a lot to tell me
00:56:53you feel like you look like
00:56:56But, like, a million bucks.
00:56:58So is this a gift from Luke, or...?
00:57:00Everly, the only thing
00:57:02that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse
00:57:05is hearing his name.
00:57:07He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:10But Luke brought you back to the job.
00:57:12Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:57:15I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:18I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:21So I've decided...
00:57:24I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:27Huh?
00:57:28Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:30People, guys, aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:34unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:57:40I need you to help me look slutty.
00:57:47No way, I'm not gonna do that.
00:57:49You're not gonna help me look sexy? Why not?
00:57:51Soph, you are sexy.
00:57:53I'm not slutty sexy.
00:57:55Guys, don't go for that.
00:57:57I look like a nun librarian.
00:57:59I'm giving off...
00:58:00Don't fuck.
00:58:01Snooze fest.
00:58:02Boring.
00:58:04Soph, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:06that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy.
00:58:08The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:16Burn me up.
00:58:17...
00:58:21...
00:58:23...
00:58:27h clapping
00:58:28h
00:58:38When I do it, I just do it, do it, do it.
00:58:40Having my way when I do it, I just do it, do it, do it.
00:58:43Having my way when I do it, I can't do it, let me know.
00:58:46If you can do it, let me know.
00:58:49If you can do it, let me know.
00:58:51I'm the greatest, far from basic, lace up my instinct.
00:58:54Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:58:56There's no way.
00:58:57That girl's off.
00:58:59Oh, yeah.
00:59:00It is.
00:59:01That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:03Dude, the makeover's actually working.
00:59:05Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:07Good, I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:09I mean, more.
00:59:10Hmm.
00:59:16Holy shit, there he is.
00:59:17Are you going to say something?
00:59:21Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:24No, I'm just going to make you regret everything.
00:59:26Mm.
00:59:33Thanks, babe.
00:59:34I mean, it's all beautiful.
00:59:37And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:45A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
00:59:49I take all kinds of tips.
00:59:51What the hell's going on here?
00:59:52Stop interrupting, grandpa.
00:59:54The fuck did you just say?
00:59:55One latte, coming right up.
00:59:59And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:02Sophie, what is this?
01:00:03You're dressed different, you're acting different.
01:00:04I don't get it.
01:00:05Oh, whoops.
01:00:07Let me get that for you.
01:00:15So did you want a coffee?
01:00:16The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:19Sophie, I don't, is this like a punishment?
01:00:21I mean, if it is, I get it, but telling yourself about other guys, it's not you.
01:00:24That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:27I gave you a chance.
01:00:29And besides, there's someone out there who wants me and isn't going to embarrass me in
01:00:32the process.
01:00:33Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:36They got on the land fair.
01:00:37You should come.
01:00:39She's got plans.
01:00:41Actually, I don't.
01:00:42My first frat party invite?
01:00:45Wow, this whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:00:48You should bring your own girl.
01:00:50The guy's going to love you.
01:00:51I will, see you tonight.
01:00:53You're not going to bed.
01:00:56Newsflash, you're not my boyfriend.
01:00:58You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:00That's not true.
01:01:01Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:04My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:10Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away just because of me, alright?
01:01:12If I'm going to do this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:18What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:21Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:24Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:26Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:27Oh, I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:34Everly, not funny.
01:01:36Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:42If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:44How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:01:49Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:01:55Red push-up bra?
01:01:56Or pink?
01:01:57Red.
01:01:58Red push-up bra?
01:01:59Get in, get Sophie safe, get out.
01:02:09Sophie is the only person I do this for.
01:02:11Sick costume, bro.
01:02:15Right.
01:02:18God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:21Oh, man, my hotel请.
01:02:23Right, it's me?
01:02:24All right.
01:02:25I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:29Sorry.
01:02:30Rules.
01:02:40Idiot.
01:02:44I have to get to her.
01:02:45Where is it?
01:02:49Stop being shy, you look hot.
01:02:54See?
01:02:55Wait, hand me your phone.
01:02:58Why?
01:03:02Because I'm taking a 0.5 and sending it to me.
01:03:11No.
01:03:11Yes.
01:03:18I got to have her.
01:03:20I have to get to her.
01:03:21Where is it?
01:03:25Never missing any mails.
01:03:26I feel like LeBron.
01:03:27Cause I get the rain.
01:03:28If you're bad and you know it, you're my twinny twin.
01:03:30I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:03:33He opened it immediately.
01:03:35He's so whipped.
01:03:37Welcome to the party.
01:03:42I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:03:44He opened it immediately.
01:03:46He's so whipped.
01:03:47Welcome to the party.
01:03:49Welcome to the party.
01:03:50It's just not the same it's not him
01:04:20Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie
01:04:30Yo, this girl's crazy
01:04:37Yo, this girl's crazy
01:04:42Just give me a second guys
01:04:44Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:54You're really trying to piss me off right now aren't you?
01:04:56Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all
01:04:58That's a lie
01:05:00You talk?
01:05:04Come on Sophie, let's play spin the bottle
01:05:06I'm coming, my friend here is just leaving
01:05:09Actually, I'll join
01:05:11What? No
01:05:13Don't want to meet her
01:05:21Who's going first?
01:05:25I'll spin
01:05:26Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:28I hope it lands on me
01:05:29He seems experienced
01:05:43Fuck
01:05:44Sophie and Luke to the closet
01:05:48What was the rule?
01:05:49As soon as the seven minutes are up
01:05:51I want out
01:05:52Can you talk like adults?
01:06:07Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:09You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking radio
01:06:15How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:31How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:33How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:37How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:41up
01:06:47Okay
01:06:50what time's up we were just you wanted to I'm just giving you a taste of your
01:07:18medicine Luke now you'll wish you would have fucked me when you had the chance
01:07:40so how was it Luke's a little too shy for me I'm gonna spin again
01:07:48me so if you come on him you had your chance Luke come on Noah
01:08:06okay I've never kissed anyone before what so I'm gonna embarrass myself so warning you
01:08:24you can relax I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the rumors like everyone says
01:08:33your freaky sex goddess Derek says that you put your legs behind your head I don't even know a
01:08:39Derek I'm sorry Noah but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight I'm so screwed
01:08:46everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one they're gonna kill me no they're
01:08:53gonna make fun of me and then kill me no they're gonna make fun of me to death wait I'll help you
01:08:59how it's awful quiet in there Noah come on virgin oh they're gonna call me that till they freaking
01:09:15graduate we don't have time just come here you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't care
01:09:24no but I'm just trying to make someone jealous you can tell them I fucked you upside down for
01:09:28all I care just as long as Luke overhears
01:09:32I owe you
01:09:37Noah are you in there
01:09:42oh yeah
01:09:44it's getting crazy in there
01:09:48Sophie you open the damn door okay ready it's working
01:10:00oh you really want to piss him off
01:10:05he deserves it
01:10:05what's the problem doctor
01:10:31what the fuck were you doing I mean with him well
01:10:34first I unzipped his pants and then I saw his cock
01:10:40liar
01:10:47you don't know that
01:10:50you know you belong to me
01:10:55correct
01:10:56I'm out here girl
01:11:03I'm back up in the street
01:11:07so I don't really got time to fuss and fight
01:11:12no one should try
01:11:13with you
01:11:14I really got time to fight
01:11:17yo
01:11:17get out
01:11:20acting like you know what's up but you ain't psychic
01:11:24I told you I ain't going down but you ain't like it
01:11:27I told you I ain't going down while you're inside
01:11:31I need a saw from you
01:11:32I don't want to
01:11:34me too
01:11:37me too
01:11:41what don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:11:55no
01:11:56no I'm not changing my mind
01:11:58I'm just kicking myself
01:12:00I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:04you fucking idiot
01:12:06you are
01:12:08yeah
01:12:09girl
01:12:10yeah
01:12:12okay
01:12:13yeah
01:12:14you are
01:12:19I'm good
01:12:22I'm good
01:12:23to meet you
01:12:24I'm good
01:12:25yeah
01:12:26I can't believe you
01:12:28oh yeah
01:12:29yeah
01:12:30you can't believe you
01:12:31I can't believe you
01:12:32we're sad
01:12:33we lose
01:12:34oh yeah
01:12:35I can't believe you
01:12:36I'm sorry
01:12:36I can't believe you
01:12:36but I can't believe it
01:12:37later
01:12:37I'm sorry, Sophie, I have to go.
01:12:46I've been burned too many times.
01:12:48Are we ever going to do this, Sophie?
01:12:53Sophie, I promised you the last thing I wanted to see.
01:12:56I promise we're going to do this.
01:12:58We are.
01:12:59But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:04You deserve better than that.
01:13:05Better how?
01:13:07You have a passport, right?
01:13:15So, sexy underwear?
01:13:16Check.
01:13:17A jacket?
01:13:19Check.
01:13:19A bikini?
01:13:21Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:23He didn't tell me.
01:13:26Crap, he's here.
01:13:29Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:31Oh my God.
01:13:31No way.
01:13:38This man's insane.
01:13:40He's actually psycho.
01:13:42On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:46Good luck, soldier.
01:13:50Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:13:52He's hot.
01:13:53Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:13:54It's finally happening.
01:13:57It's finally happening.
01:13:57It's finally happening.
01:13:57You look incredible.
01:14:24Hmm?
01:14:24You said airport fit.
01:14:26I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:34This is so psychotic.
01:14:36Am I really worth all this?
01:14:40It's the first times.
01:14:41Are we flying domestically or internationally today, sir?
01:14:48International.
01:14:59Luke, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm going to lose my mind.
01:15:03I'm sorry.
01:15:04I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:15:06You ready?
01:15:06Ready?
01:15:11A croissant?
01:15:14You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:17It's a hit.
01:15:19Go look at the view.
01:15:20You'll know where we are.
01:15:28Are you crazy?
01:15:29You took me to Paris?
01:15:39Whoa.
01:15:40Whoa, whoa.
01:15:41I set up an appointment at Chanel and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:15:47Luke.
01:15:54You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:56I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:00I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:03Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:04Okay.
01:16:05Okay.
01:16:05Okay.
01:16:05It's finally happening.
01:16:21It's finally happening.
01:16:21I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:16:47You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:16:52Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:16:57Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:06She's all yours?
01:17:08Miss Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:13Yes.
01:17:14We performed a routine analysis of your year and simple.
01:17:17Um, I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:21We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:25Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:27I'm sorry?
01:17:30Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:31I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:42I'm so sorry.
01:17:44I don't know how this happened.
01:17:46I was trying to be safe.
01:17:48Wow.
01:17:49What do you think the odds are?
01:17:51Like 1.6 in 100.
01:17:54You probably hate me.
01:17:57As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:01Graduations in a month and I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:14Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:31Tisdale, I'm all in.
01:18:34And you're learning to do it together.
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