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00:00:00Come on, Dora. This is a romance novel, okay? Why would he kiss her? What is his motivation?
00:00:18The grand lux? A surprise? Oh my god, Felix is going to propose to me today! Oh my god, okay!
00:00:30Oh my god, it's so hot! You can have this if you want. Okay, bye!
00:00:36And that's another record-breaking season for Chaser Brady. 56 touchdowns, over 5,500 yards,
00:00:43and the man's not just playing, he's redefining the game.
00:00:48Chaser, what an incredible way to end the season.
00:00:51Oh, thanks. Tell me something I don't know.
00:00:53Okay, hot shot. So it is Christmas. Do you have any special plans?
00:00:56Anyone special are you going to share the mistletoe with this year?
00:00:59All I want for Christmas is a break.
00:01:02That means no more accidental fan run-ins in hotel hallways, all right?
00:01:06Merry Christmas. I will see you in the new year.
00:01:08I'm not joking, Chaser.
00:01:14You will bring a nice young woman home this Christmas.
00:01:19You've been watching too many soap operas again, haven't you?
00:01:21If you come home alone, I am going to call my own press conference,
00:01:27and I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay.
00:01:33Think of those headlines, huh?
00:01:40Seriously, when's the next chapter?
00:01:42Chaser, you can't leave me hanging like that.
00:01:46Yes, I would.
00:01:51Sorry, C, my number one fan.
00:01:53No update today.
00:01:55I'm going to get proposed to.
00:01:56The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to, and she ghosts me.
00:02:15Oh my god, I am so sorry. Are you okay?
00:02:29Don't touch me.
00:02:30It was an accident. I'll buy you a new shirt.
00:02:32Buy me a new one? This thing costs more than your rent, okay?
00:02:35Just stay on your side of the elevators.
00:02:38You know what? Like I said, it was an accident,
00:02:39but you're such an arrogant jerk. I don't care.
00:02:41Oh, accident.
00:02:42You know, you're the 10th fan this week who's had an accident near me.
00:02:44Girls, get some new moves.
00:02:46Moves? Sorry to bruise your massive ego,
00:02:48but I have no idea who you are, and I'm glad I don't.
00:02:50Sure you don't.
00:02:51And I'm sure you're not going to follow me outside of the elevator, right?
00:02:55I'm not!
00:02:56He is the most arrogant guy I've ever met.
00:03:00I'm writing him into my novel as the villain.
00:03:03Oh, Felix is waiting.
00:03:12Oh, well, well, well, what a coincidence.
00:03:19Let's see what excuse you've cooked up this time.
00:03:21Okay, I'm not following you.
00:03:23My soon-to-be fiancé is about to propose.
00:03:26Yeah, there's going to be a ring on this finger as soon as I find room 704.
00:03:32This one? Oh, it must be a big moment for you, right?
00:03:36Yeah, it is. So watch and learn,
00:03:38because Felix is 10 times hotter than you will ever meet.
00:03:41Yeah, right.
00:03:42Oh, Felix!
00:03:45Does Dora make you feel like this?
00:03:47You think I love her?
00:03:54Sounds busy.
00:03:55Shut up.
00:04:02Felix?
00:04:04What the fuck?
00:04:06What the fuck?
00:04:07Sophie?
00:04:09My roommate?
00:04:09My best friend?
00:04:12Felix, we've been together for five years.
00:04:14After my parents died, you two were everything to me.
00:04:17How could you do this?
00:04:18Do you think I actually care about your terrible writing?
00:04:21Or that Felix wants to babysit you in your delusions?
00:04:24Maybe if you spend less time obsessing over your pathetic little dream,
00:04:28you'd know how to keep a man.
00:04:31I don't know how to keep a man?
00:04:33No, maybe not.
00:04:34But I sure as hell know how to tear you up.
00:04:40Damn!
00:04:41I thought football was brutal.
00:04:42Fetch.
00:04:46Look at you!
00:04:46You're in H.S.
00:04:47That's why I'd rather fuck a vibrator than touch you!
00:04:49Fuck!
00:04:52My vibrator lasts longer than you do.
00:04:56Please, are you okay?
00:04:57Enjoy my discount, fuck, Sophie.
00:04:59He's used goods.
00:05:02That's right, run away.
00:05:02That's right, no man will ever want a pathetic mess like you!
00:05:07He does.
00:05:09This is my new boyfriend.
00:05:13Sorry.
00:05:13See?
00:05:25I always knew I could do better than you, you limp dick loser.
00:05:29And I hate you, you bald-headed skank.
00:05:32Have fun.
00:05:35You bitch!
00:05:39You're gonna regret this!
00:05:42Okay, show's over.
00:05:43You can let go now.
00:05:45Sorry.
00:05:46I just...
00:05:47Oh, you're sorry?
00:05:48You're sorry for what?
00:05:49Shredding my shirt?
00:05:50Or for using me as a personal revenge stunt against your ex?
00:05:53I mean, you are like a feral cat.
00:05:55You know that?
00:05:56You're all claws, zero consent.
00:05:59Just stay the hell away from me, okay?
00:06:00And I hope to never see you ever again.
00:06:03Bye-bye.
00:06:04Fine!
00:06:05I wouldn't want to be with a self-obsessed, narcissistic prick like you anyway!
00:06:11I hate men!
00:06:18You will not believe the day I'm having.
00:06:20Some psycho woman kissed me to piss off her ex.
00:06:34Interesting.
00:06:35I met an arrogant prick.
00:06:36Guess we both had a bad day.
00:06:41By the way, no update today.
00:06:44My stuff.
00:06:46My computer.
00:06:47My life is still in that apartment.
00:06:49My shit, get out.
00:07:03Holy shit.
00:07:06Sophie!
00:07:09Sophie, come on!
00:07:10All right, fine.
00:07:12I have a little note for you, too.
00:07:13I dumped you.
00:07:20Smiley face.
00:07:20How about that?
00:07:24Get a new wig, Sophie!
00:07:26Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:32But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:39That was Mom's house.
00:07:43Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:46Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:48Sure, sweetie.
00:07:50Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:07:52Yes!
00:07:55I get the red one.
00:07:56Okay, fine.
00:07:57I'll take green again.
00:08:02Not long after, we had to sell that house to cover Mom's treatment.
00:08:06But it still wasn't enough to keep her alive.
00:08:09And I haven't celebrated Christmas since.
00:08:16Five years of saving.
00:08:18Hope Mom can bring me some good luck.
00:08:20Hi, um, I'm calling about the rental.
00:08:23Is it still available?
00:08:26Great, I'll take it.
00:08:26Put up these decorations.
00:08:38Finally, I'm back at my house.
00:08:43What the hell are you doing at my house?
00:08:49You?
00:08:51Your house?
00:08:52I don't think so.
00:08:54I just rented it.
00:08:55Oh, you did what?
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:57Lady, I bought this place last month.
00:08:59Now, what's your game this time?
00:09:01Part two of the Psycho Stalker Tour?
00:09:04Wait, I have proof.
00:09:11The number you dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:15Shocker.
00:09:18Um, try the key.
00:09:20Let me guess.
00:09:24Not fitting?
00:09:25Not fitting.
00:09:25Just, wait.
00:09:27Okay.
00:09:27Something's wrong.
00:09:29So.
00:09:30Leave, or I'm calling the cops.
00:09:32Wait!
00:09:33Come on, please.
00:09:34I think I was scammed.
00:09:35I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:09:36That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
00:09:38Are you serious?
00:09:39Come on.
00:09:40I don't have any money.
00:09:41I was scammed.
00:09:42Can I just stay here for the night?
00:09:43I'll be out in the morning.
00:09:45My house is not some charity motel princess, and I don't live with strange women.
00:09:49Please move.
00:09:50Please, please.
00:09:51I'm sorry.
00:09:52See, this key works.
00:09:55Don't you have family?
00:09:56It's Christmas.
00:09:57Bye.
00:09:58Come on.
00:10:00Dress so cute.
00:10:09That's a really ugly plant.
00:10:11Leave.
00:10:15It's a really ugly plant.
00:10:28Scammed.
00:10:28Homeless.
00:10:29Kicked out onto the street by a monster.
00:10:31I think this is the perfect writing material.
00:10:45No, no, no.
00:10:47Lock it down, Shaysel.
00:10:48No sympathy.
00:10:51Hey, where are you?
00:10:53Tell me how to help.
00:10:54Cash?
00:11:02You're sweet, but no.
00:11:04I'm not a charity case.
00:11:05I'll figure it out.
00:11:15How long are you going to sit out here?
00:11:26I don't need TMZ snapping a photo and giving me another rumored girlfriend.
00:11:29Hey.
00:11:31Hello, kitty.
00:11:31Didn't you hear me?
00:11:33Hey.
00:11:35Oh my gosh.
00:11:38You're burning up.
00:11:39I swear, this is the last time I'm going to help you.
00:11:45Okay?
00:11:45Come on.
00:11:46It's your feet.
00:11:47Come on.
00:11:50You just need to sit.
00:11:53Ouch.
00:11:54Stay, please.
00:11:56I mean, seriously, falling asleep on a strange guy's porch?
00:12:00Do you really have no sense of self-preservation around men?
00:12:04I'm fine.
00:12:05No, you're not.
00:12:08Can you take this?
00:12:09What is it?
00:12:10This is medicine for your fever.
00:12:14No.
00:12:14No?
00:12:15Uh, yes.
00:12:16You're burning.
00:12:17Open up, please.
00:12:26You are something.
00:12:28All right.
00:12:29If you need me, I will...
00:12:33Don't need me.
00:12:34Blanket.
00:12:35Oh.
00:13:03What?
00:13:06What are you doing to me?
00:13:07You pervert.
00:13:10What?
00:13:10What are you doing to me?
00:13:11You pervert.
00:13:14Oh.
00:13:15I drag your half-dead soaking wet body into my house.
00:13:18I save you from pneumonia and take care of you all night and you slap me?
00:13:21What do you think of?
00:13:22Do you think I'm some kind of creep?
00:13:24No.
00:13:24No, no, wait.
00:13:25I'm sorry.
00:13:25I just thought that...
00:13:27Look, it doesn't matter.
00:13:28Just slap me back and we'll be even, okay?
00:13:29Sweetheart, I don't hit women, okay?
00:13:33Even when they clearly deserve it.
00:13:35Because this face is a $10 million insurance policy, okay?
00:13:38So now that you're awake and violent, you can see yourself out.
00:13:41No, wait, please.
00:13:42I have nowhere else to go, okay?
00:13:44I can pay rent.
00:13:45Yeah?
00:13:46Okay, here.
00:13:46This should be enough for a motel and a bus to get to anywhere that is not here.
00:13:51Now get out.
00:13:51No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:52Look, I can work for you, okay?
00:13:54I can cook and I can clean and I'm a writer.
00:13:56And my novel will sell, okay?
00:13:58And I will pay you back.
00:14:00Look, this is going to sound weird, but this was my mother's house, okay?
00:14:06And it's all that I have left of her.
00:14:09If you come home alone, I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay.
00:14:17Fine.
00:14:19You can stay.
00:14:20But I have conditions.
00:14:23Oh, yeah.
00:14:23You want me to be your fake girlfriend?
00:14:30My grandmother is insistent you'll come home with me for Christmas Eve.
00:14:34That is the deal.
00:14:35In exchange, you can stay here until New Year's.
00:14:38You'll need to sign this cohabitation agreement, you know, just to make sure everything is under my control.
00:14:44Okay, um, rule number one, do not enter my bedroom unless I ask you to clean it.
00:14:49Easy.
00:14:49Rule two, no intimate actions can take place.
00:14:53And rule three, do not fall in love with me.
00:14:58Excuse me, uh, are you mocking me?
00:15:00Is something funny?
00:15:02No.
00:15:03I just think that, I mean, this is very thorough.
00:15:07And I just got dumped.
00:15:10So, trust me, that's the last thing on my mind.
00:15:12That's precisely why it's a rule.
00:15:14A woman on the rebound meets a man who is superior to her ex in every way.
00:15:17I mean, you're just a classic high-risk case.
00:15:19You have a very rich imagination.
00:15:22You should consider writing.
00:15:23Oh, sorry.
00:15:36I should have asked this.
00:15:36What's your name?
00:15:38Chasel.
00:15:41Chasel Brady?
00:15:43Chasel Brady.
00:15:44Got that.
00:15:46I'll go get my stuff.
00:15:47Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:49You just got that after hearing my name?
00:15:52What do you mean by got that?
00:15:54Should I know your name?
00:15:56Oh, you're an actor.
00:15:58I don't do stage plays.
00:16:01Okay, football, the Super Bowl.
00:16:05Do you know how many women will kill to be in your position?
00:16:07Yeah, okay, fine, fine, superstar.
00:16:09Sorry.
00:16:10Um, I'll go grab my stuff and bring it back.
00:16:17Oh, please remember to open the door for me, okay?
00:16:21That's my rule.
00:16:21Oh, Jesus.
00:16:26I mean, she just left like that?
00:16:31Sophie!
00:16:38My book.
00:16:40No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:46Sophie!
00:16:47Oh, I thought you weren't coming back, so I threw out your garbage for you.
00:16:55Garbage?
00:16:57Sophie, this is my life's work.
00:16:59My career.
00:17:02Your career where your mom was your only reader?
00:17:07Poor writer just begging for pity sales.
00:17:11Funny, because at least my job pays the bills.
00:17:14Whereas you have to leech off of your stolen boyfriends for survival.
00:17:23Sophie?
00:17:24This is where your work belongs.
00:17:32No!
00:17:32What's going on, babe?
00:17:43Look who's here.
00:17:46My charity case ex.
00:17:47Back to collect the rest of your trash.
00:17:50Where's the new boyfriend?
00:17:52Or did you just pick some random guy to put on a show?
00:17:55My boyfriend isn't a random guy, and he lasts longer than 30 seconds.
00:17:59He isn't here for you, though, is he?
00:18:03See, that's your fate, Dora.
00:18:04No man is ever going to truly love a pathetic, frigid woman like you.
00:18:08Unlike Sophie.
00:18:10She's carrying my baby.
00:18:11We're getting married.
00:18:13But if you really have nowhere to go, you could stay on and be our maid.
00:18:16Take care of the baby.
00:18:18A driver?
00:18:35I mean, babe, I know you were desperate, but I didn't realize you had no standards, too.
00:18:41She's just digging through the trash for men.
00:18:43Pathetic!
00:18:44Sorry, Emily.
00:18:56Babe?
00:18:56Hey.
00:18:57Hi.
00:18:59Uh, I know you.
00:19:02Holy shit, you're the most valuable quarterback in the world!
00:19:06You and Dora?
00:19:08No way!
00:19:09Hey, Daniel, grab her things.
00:19:11Just the suitcase.
00:19:12Thanks.
00:19:15Autograph?
00:19:15Maybe later.
00:19:16Come on, let's go.
00:19:17I almost forgot.
00:19:21How did she manage to get some golden boy?
00:19:28Okay, how did you...
00:19:29No, why did you come?
00:19:31Everyone is waiting for you.
00:19:33Everyone?
00:19:34Who?
00:19:35Wait, where are we going, Chasel?
00:19:37You'll see.
00:19:38Just put this on.
00:19:38You're gonna need it.
00:19:41Okay, don't look.
00:19:42Yeah, I won't look.
00:19:43Seriously.
00:19:44I'm looking out the window.
00:19:45Will too.
00:19:49I...
00:19:49I didn't see anything.
00:20:00Stay close.
00:20:00Don't say anything.
00:20:04I know, I know, I know.
00:20:07Who's the blonde?
00:20:07Who's the blonde girl, Chasel?
00:20:08Chasel, who's the blonde?
00:20:10Don't you give an answer for your fans?
00:20:12Holy shit.
00:20:16I know, it's Chasel Brady.
00:20:18I know.
00:20:18That's a word for your fans.
00:20:21Please, be seated.
00:20:25Chasel, who is that fine young lady?
00:20:27Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:20:30I want to say thank you all for coming.
00:20:32I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation.
00:20:39And some fans have been bugging me because I'm single.
00:20:42So, I have invited you all here today.
00:20:45It is with a very, very happy heart.
00:20:48I introduce you to Doris Swift.
00:20:52My fiance.
00:20:53How long are you going there?
00:20:56Can you say something?
00:20:57Where you can go away from your fans?
00:20:59Come on.
00:21:00Oh, jeez.
00:21:04Chasel, this was not in The Contra.
00:21:06You can stay with me for an entire year.
00:21:08And no one will ever bill you again.
00:21:11Or you could back out.
00:21:13Up to you.
00:21:13Are you planning on impersonating a statue all day?
00:21:30Or were you going to say thank you at some point?
00:21:32Thank you?
00:21:34For what?
00:21:35For making me famous overnight?
00:21:37In front of the entire country?
00:21:39You never told me you were this famous, okay?
00:21:41I haven't seen that many reporters since the presidential election.
00:21:46I told you that I'm Chasel Brady.
00:21:48It's not my fault you live under a rock.
00:21:50You know what?
00:21:50Besides, that's twice now that I've saved you from your pathetic acts.
00:21:54Oh, well thank you, Captain America.
00:21:57You're welcome.
00:21:58This writing feels so familiar.
00:22:20You wrote this?
00:22:23You wrote this?
00:22:25Yeah, I've been trying to write more romance lately.
00:22:27The market really likes this genre, so.
00:22:30Ah, that makes sense.
00:22:32I never heard Dee was writing romance.
00:22:34How could she possibly be Dee?
00:22:36You call it romance?
00:22:38The love story in this is drier than week old toast.
00:22:41Okay, so how do I fix it?
00:22:45I mean, I've never been good at writing romance because I've never been in a good relationship.
00:22:50Yeah, well, I mean, men, first of all, they're like taxis.
00:22:53One leaves, the next one comes.
00:22:55You need to find a man dripping with hormones.
00:22:59Uh, get your estrogen just like firing in all cylinders.
00:23:05This is gold, seriously.
00:23:07Okay, so wait, how does a woman know if a man is interested in her?
00:23:11It's primitive.
00:23:14You can't help it.
00:23:16Yeah, looks for excuses for physical contact.
00:23:20Oh, and he always wants to help her.
00:23:23Even when every rational part of his brain is screaming at him not to.
00:23:27Okay, yeah, this is awesome.
00:23:36Sorry, Emily, babe.
00:23:39So, when you were helping me earlier, just...
00:23:46Don't even dream it?
00:23:50Uh, lesson's over.
00:23:51My house is a disaster.
00:23:52You probably should clean it.
00:23:54Thanks, Jim.
00:23:57Oh, cool.
00:24:03I know these directors.
00:24:07Edison Gray will be there?
00:24:10He's one of the biggest investors in Hollywood.
00:24:13He buys my novel and turns it into a movie?
00:24:16Chasel!
00:24:17Chasel!
00:24:18Chasel!
00:24:20You will not believe what you threw away!
00:24:22What are you doing?
00:24:30Get out, I'm naked!
00:24:31Okay, I can see that.
00:24:34Why are you naked?
00:24:35I don't know.
00:24:36Gee, I live here.
00:24:37Okay, okay, let's get one thing straight.
00:24:40This is my household, okay?
00:24:42I'm the boss, and frankly, millions of women would pay to see this.
00:24:46Okay, well, I'm not one of them.
00:24:47I don't want to see your man boobs.
00:24:52Hey!
00:24:52No, you don't see them.
00:24:55What do you want?
00:24:56Party.
00:24:57This party.
00:24:58Take me.
00:25:00No, I'm not interested in that.
00:25:02But Edison Gray is going to be there.
00:25:04The Edison Gray.
00:25:05He's an investor.
00:25:06It could change my life.
00:25:09I'm dressed.
00:25:11Think about it.
00:25:12If Edison Gray buys my novel, I'll have money.
00:25:16So I can pay you back and get out of here.
00:25:18Look, it's a win-win.
00:25:20Think about it.
00:25:28You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:35Too bad I'm a man of principles.
00:25:49Do you practice these lines in the mirror?
00:25:51Or does the narcissism just flow out of you naturally?
00:25:55Is this how you beg?
00:25:58Please, Mr. Brady.
00:26:01You are the most charming, kind, amazing, smart, perfect man I've ever met.
00:26:08You'll take me, won't you?
00:26:12Fine.
00:26:14I'll get you in.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:15But I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you, okay?
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:22That's on you.
00:26:24But the people at this party, they're vultures, okay?
00:26:27You gotta at least look the part.
00:26:32Can't you smell that?
00:26:34Smell what?
00:26:35It's the smell of poverty and failure.
00:26:37In one.
00:26:39Apologize.
00:26:42Okay, Mischa.
00:26:44Looked like a million bucks on a zero dollar budget.
00:26:47Yeah, this should be easy.
00:26:57Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:04Oh no.
00:27:05This ring, it fits perfectly.
00:27:08It's meant to be.
00:27:09I have to have it.
00:27:10I can't let them see me here.
00:27:13I can't let them see me here.
00:27:16Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:18This ring, it's everything.
00:27:20I need it.
00:27:21It fits perfectly.
00:27:22It has to be mine.
00:27:23Get it for me now, please.
00:27:24Please, please, please, please, please.
00:27:27Are you writing?
00:27:28We can't wait to see the new chapters.
00:27:32Staring at my nightmare.
00:27:34I meet my ex and his pregnant homewrecker.
00:27:36I want to run.
00:27:39Don't let them win.
00:27:41Spit on them.
00:27:44I'd know that annoying laugh anywhere.
00:27:48Dora!
00:27:48I see you're here all alone.
00:27:53I mean, what's the point of even having a rich boyfriend if he's not going to buy you anything?
00:27:58Meanwhile, my Felix would buy me the moon if I asked him to.
00:28:02For you, everything.
00:28:03What are you doing?
00:28:21Disgusting.
00:28:25Now we'll see your trashy behavior and dump you for sure.
00:28:27I just texted D to spit on them and she did it.
00:28:33Could she be?
00:28:35No, no.
00:28:35Impossible.
00:28:36D is a talented, sweet, lovely girl.
00:28:39Dora is a walking disaster.
00:28:42If she were D, I would rather die.
00:28:45Everything in the store in her size.
00:28:48Bag it up.
00:28:50Oh, and I want something limited edition.
00:28:53You got that?
00:28:54Oh, uh, sir, this is our one and only piece in the whole world.
00:28:59Going for 300,000?
00:29:02300?
00:29:04We will take it.
00:29:10Look at that.
00:29:11Pretty nice, huh?
00:29:12See that?
00:29:13There you go, Dora.
00:29:14Um, don't you think this is a little much?
00:29:18I just can't stand watching someone bully my employee.
00:29:22Oh, and by the way, all of this, going on your rent tab.
00:29:26This?
00:29:27Mm-hmm.
00:29:29God, you know what?
00:29:30It must be exhausting acting like buying some pink dress is like winning the lottery.
00:29:35You too are just so adorable.
00:29:37Dora, we have places to be.
00:29:43That bitch!
00:29:44Are you done yet?
00:29:48We're going to be late.
00:29:50All right, I'm going to count to three.
00:29:51If you're not out here, we're not going.
00:29:54One, two.
00:30:00Um.
00:30:00She, she's amazing.
00:30:09So, how do I look?
00:30:11Money definitely makes things better.
00:30:14Um, I'll wait outside.
00:30:16Hey.
00:30:17Could you come in for a second?
00:30:30Uh.
00:30:31I need help with my zipper.
00:30:32Come on.
00:30:33Okay.
00:30:47Thanks.
00:31:02I'll be outside.
00:31:06Get it together.
00:31:08She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:10Not Lovely Dee.
00:31:17ping-pong car,
00:31:25Everywhere get in Spirits.
00:31:32Bim-pong car,
00:31:33the wake of the former citizenah asked you for your part.
00:31:40You were away.
00:31:42She, she had to be in the ног this night.
00:31:43She still depressed.
00:31:44She decided to stop her.
00:31:44She told her, baby,
00:31:45try to dev her.
00:31:46How do I look forward to your part?
00:31:46Oh my god, um, I am so sorry, that was a complete accident.
00:31:58Yeah, for sure.
00:32:00Did you plan that?
00:32:01Kind of feels like one of those cheesy movie moments.
00:32:04That.
00:32:05Falling down the stairs and almost killing myself.
00:32:07Did I plan that?
00:32:08A little bit.
00:32:09Yeah.
00:32:10No.
00:32:11My heel got caught and then I fell.
00:32:12Hold that thought.
00:32:16Voila.
00:32:26Did you buy me these shoes?
00:32:28Don't get me wrong, okay?
00:32:29I just don't want you embarrassing me at the party tonight.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:35Other foot.
00:32:37Seems like something they do in the movies.
00:32:39Okay, so how does St. Grace gonna be here?
00:32:42I'm gonna be fine.
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:44Please, please do not look like a starving animal who just found a piece of steak.
00:32:47These people can smell desperation.
00:32:49A starving animal?
00:32:50That is so rude.
00:32:51Just be cool.
00:32:52I'm not gonna be like him.
00:32:53Oh my god, that's Addison Grace.
00:32:54That's him.
00:32:55Don't stare.
00:32:56Don't stare.
00:32:57Don't stare.
00:32:58Just look anywhere else.
00:32:59Don't look him in the eyes.
00:33:00Okay, so if he buys my novel, I mean my future will be brighter than the headlights on your G-Wagon.
00:33:04That's impossible.
00:33:05I just got new chrome.
00:33:07Well, do you feel the same as Dora?
00:33:10The need for just one person to believe in her?
00:33:13Chasel!
00:33:14Glad you could make it.
00:33:15Mmm, Addison.
00:33:16There's someone I want you to meet.
00:33:18This is Dora.
00:33:19She is a writer.
00:33:21Oh.
00:33:22Oh, your hand.
00:33:23Hi.
00:33:24Hi.
00:33:25And she is brilliant.
00:33:26I mean, she's the whole reason I came tonight.
00:33:28Really?
00:33:29You need to read her manuscript, I'm telling you.
00:33:34I cannot believe that Chasel announced an engagement.
00:33:38Look at her.
00:33:39She's so plain.
00:33:41Please, Dora.
00:33:42It's obviously a publicity stunt.
00:33:44You know him.
00:33:45He's probably just trying to make you jealous.
00:33:48Well, it's working.
00:33:49Look at him together.
00:33:50He looks so comfortable.
00:33:53I mean, he even introduced her to Addison.
00:33:55Don't be silly.
00:33:56Everybody knows that Chasel Brady has only ever had eyes for you.
00:33:59He's just trying to get your attention.
00:34:01He's America's quarterback.
00:34:02You're America's sweetheart.
00:34:04This whole fiancé thing is just a fry for you to take him back.
00:34:08Well, he knows where to find me when he's done playing with his little toys.
00:34:13It's a story just about a small-town girl.
00:34:16She actually runs into the...
00:34:19Sorry.
00:34:20I'm getting a little nervous.
00:34:22Well, Dora, I'll tell you what.
00:34:23It's got potential.
00:34:24Really?
00:34:25Yeah.
00:34:26Oh, I think that's...
00:34:27Yeah.
00:34:28I'm so sorry, guys.
00:34:29I gotta take this.
00:34:30Yeah, totally.
00:34:31Bye.
00:34:32Chasel?
00:34:34Long time to see.
00:34:36Aura, I told you I don't like public theatrics.
00:34:39And this must be your new friend.
00:34:42Yes.
00:34:43Aura Vance.
00:34:44It's a pleasure.
00:34:45Oh.
00:34:46Okay.
00:34:47Okay.
00:34:48Who is this?
00:34:51Please don't tell me you're in a love triangle situation because I put a no home-wrecking clause in the contract.
00:34:58Can you dial back on the melodramatic soap opera plots, please?
00:35:02She's just a clean ex.
00:35:04We broke up centuries ago.
00:35:06And just play along so we can get rid of her.
00:35:08She'll be gone.
00:35:09Okay.
00:35:10I'll help you.
00:35:11But I'm not paying rent this month.
00:35:13Fine.
00:35:14I wasn't expecting you to pay anyway.
00:35:15You're a chief student.
00:35:16Well, Chasel.
00:35:17Aren't you gonna introduce your new friend?
00:35:19I can do it.
00:35:20I'm Dora.
00:35:21It's nice to meet you.
00:35:22If you haven't heard the news, I'd be happy to clarify.
00:35:24This is Dora, my fiancee.
00:35:27Oh my god, Chasel's serious this time.
00:35:40Who's the girl?
00:35:41I don't know, but she just bagged the most unobtainable man in the aisle.
00:35:47Chasel, always a comedian.
00:35:52Well, regardless, right?
00:35:56Congratulations, fiancee or not.
00:35:59But Dora, I really meant what I said earlier.
00:36:03Your manuscripts, it has heart.
00:36:06It's got a lot of potential.
00:36:07I would love to set up a meeting with you.
00:36:10Thank you so much, Mr. Graham.
00:36:11Okay, let me see the story that has him so touched.
00:36:14Hold this.
00:36:15Oh, Eddie.
00:36:18Always the sentimental fool.
00:36:20But this?
00:36:22This is pathetic.
00:36:24You know, all weepy heart, zero brains.
00:36:27It'd be embarrassing for you to invest in this.
00:36:31Trash.
00:36:32Trash.
00:36:33Trash?
00:36:38No!
00:36:39No!
00:36:40No!
00:36:41No!
00:36:42No!
00:36:43Hey!
00:36:44No!
00:36:45No!
00:36:46No!
00:36:47Are you insane?
00:36:48Protect the paper!
00:36:49Come on!
00:36:50Come on!
00:36:51God!
00:36:52Jesus, seriously, what were you thinking?
00:36:53You're gonna risk drowning for a manuscript.
00:36:54Oh my god, I wasn't drowning.
00:36:55Nice call.
00:36:56And this is my life, okay?
00:36:57This is my work.
00:36:58Wait, were you worried about me?
00:36:59Look, don't flatter yourself.
00:37:00I just don't want to play doctor when you get sick.
00:37:01It'd be a total pain in my ass.
00:37:02Typical.
00:37:03Can't even get one decent lie out of my man's mouth.
00:37:04Come on.
00:37:09Jesus, seriously, what were you thinking?
00:37:11You're going to risk drowning for a manuscript.
00:37:13Oh my god, I wasn't drowning.
00:37:15I was calling.
00:37:16And this is my life, okay?
00:37:18This is my work.
00:37:20Wait, were you worried about me?
00:37:23Look, don't flatter yourself.
00:37:24I just don't want to play doctor when you get sick.
00:37:26It'd be a total pain in my ass.
00:37:28It's hypocotl.
00:37:30Can't even get one decent lie out of my man's mouth.
00:37:35Look, your opinion of her story means nothing.
00:37:38And you don't get to shame someone for actually creating something.
00:37:42Are you really going to lower yourself for this nobody?
00:37:46Is she really worth your reputation, Jason?
00:37:48Let's get one thing clear, Aura.
00:37:52The only thing low here is your act.
00:37:55Yeah, daddy's money bought your seat.
00:37:57It didn't buy you the right to judge people.
00:38:01How could you?
00:38:02Apologize to her now.
00:38:06Let's just calm down.
00:38:08Jaisal, all right.
00:38:09Aura, you did go a little too far.
00:38:12And that's fine.
00:38:12We'll just save it.
00:38:13This is not a boardroom negotiation.
00:38:15Either she apologizes to my fiancé,
00:38:18or I walk from your little club permanently.
00:38:20What's it going to be?
00:38:23Can you just apologize, Jason?
00:38:25I apologize.
00:38:32Apologize.
00:38:36Ready to go.
00:38:41I gotta be honest, though.
00:38:43Dora, she is fine.
00:38:44No, she is not.
00:38:45I caught like I see it.
00:38:47No, Jaisal's just writing that new toy hi.
00:38:50Pretty soon, I'll come running back to me where he belongs.
00:39:03Seriously?
00:39:04You've been crying since 8 p.m.
00:39:07Are you secretly a water balloon?
00:39:09She called my life's work trash, okay?
00:39:16That's like someone being like,
00:39:17your Super Bowl rings are plastic, bro.
00:39:22Okay.
00:39:23One, they're vaulted.
00:39:25Okay.
00:39:25Okay.
00:39:26Two.
00:39:27Look, it's almost midnight.
00:39:30Decapitate her in your next draft,
00:39:32but please, please, please just let me sleep.
00:39:35How are you so cold?
00:39:40Okay?
00:39:41Why don't men know how to consult
00:39:43a hysterical woman?
00:39:47Just do it like they do in the movies, okay?
00:39:50Be thoughtful and comforting and caring.
00:39:54Okay?
00:39:54Just be like the freaking leading man.
00:40:04Come here.
00:40:05Like this?
00:40:21Are you feeling better now?
00:40:25Are you feeling better now?
00:40:27Today he jumped in the pool to save me,
00:40:29and now he's comforting me?
00:40:33What?
00:40:33Christ, you know, you raccoon eyes.
00:40:48You're tragic.
00:40:49Buy a waterproof next time.
00:40:52You go to bed.
00:40:52What the hell was that?
00:41:04I almost kissed her.
00:41:06The walking disaster?
00:41:07My heart never raced like this for Felix,
00:41:20not even once.
00:41:21So why is it going crazy now?
00:41:24Oh, no.
00:41:25Don't tell me I'm actually calling for him.
00:41:30Dee is my soulmate.
00:41:32I'm sure of that.
00:41:32Dora?
00:41:34She's just some random woman
00:41:36who happened to be in my house.
00:41:37That's it.
00:41:43Hey, what are you up to?
00:41:52Confession.
00:41:52I might be into someone.
00:41:54And it's terrifying.
00:42:06Good morning, sleeping beauty.
00:42:09Your pancakes are going to get cold.
00:42:12Fine.
00:42:18I guess I'll eat your bacon myself.
00:42:27Jesus, Chasel.
00:42:31Oh, my God.
00:42:32What did you do?
00:42:35An alcoholic Christmas tree?
00:42:37You are so drunk and talented.
00:43:02Wait.
00:43:03Jesus, Chasel.
00:43:04Stop.
00:43:06You're burning up.
00:43:07We need a doctor.
00:43:07Now.
00:43:08Come on.
00:43:09No doctors.
00:43:11No press.
00:43:13Are you serious right now?
00:43:16You're burning up.
00:43:18Imagine the tabloids.
00:43:20I'm doing two-degree fever.
00:43:22It takes out Iron Man, Chasel.
00:43:24No, I'd rather die.
00:43:27Wow.
00:43:29Your damn ego needs an ICU of its own.
00:43:32Also, what the hell?
00:43:34Did you get dumped by someone or something?
00:43:36Fuck.
00:43:38You are scarily perceptive, and you're not crying.
00:43:42Fine.
00:43:43Die here.
00:43:44I'm not planning your funeral.
00:43:52She's kind of cute.
00:43:53Every rom-com has this scene.
00:44:17Girl finds the guy she's crushing on, totally defenseless, passed out in front of her.
00:44:22Now comes the million-dollar question.
00:44:25What's her next move?
00:44:26Since when did you take your temperature with my face?
00:44:52It's a European method, and it's very accurate.
00:44:58Right.
00:44:59And I'm the Pope.
00:45:05Bathroom.
00:45:07Now, Anissa, you want me to puke on you?
00:45:08Oh.
00:45:09Oh, me.
00:45:10Okay.
00:45:11Oh, here.
00:45:16Chasel!
00:45:17I brought you a new Christmas sweater that I knitted.
00:45:22Chasel?
00:45:24Are you home?
00:45:25Oh, thank God.
00:45:29You're so heavy.
00:45:31Muscle density, sweetheart.
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You want to see me naked again?
00:45:36No.
00:45:37I just...
00:45:38I'm worried.
00:45:39What if you fall or something?
00:45:40I'm not so weak that I need help from a woman to take my pants off.
00:45:45Unless that's, uh...
00:45:46Unless that's what you're hoping for.
00:45:48You're shameless.
00:45:53Whoa!
00:45:57Damn.
00:45:58You really went for that?
00:45:59It was an accident, I swear.
00:46:01Sure it was.
00:46:01It was.
00:46:02Oh, my God!
00:46:04Oh, my God!
00:46:09Grandma, what are you doing here?
00:46:11What am I doing here?
00:46:12After your superhero stunt, even the Pope knows you're engaged.
00:46:19Did you think I wouldn't investigate?
00:46:22You know, I thought he hired an actress.
00:46:26Like one of those ridiculous vertical short dramas.
00:46:30But after seeing all this, I'm reassured.
00:46:36Oh, well, actually, we aren't.
00:46:40You know, case closed.
00:46:42Now you see we are a real, happy couple.
00:46:46So please leave.
00:46:47Your mother and father saw the pictures of you rescuing her from the pool.
00:46:52They want to see you.
00:46:54So you will bring your fiancée.
00:46:57Seven o'clock sharp.
00:47:00I can't, okay?
00:47:01I'm sick.
00:47:04I have a really bad fever.
00:47:06Oh, yeah.
00:47:07Men don't get sick.
00:47:08They get dramatic.
00:47:09Take a pill and stop the theatrics.
00:47:14Be there.
00:47:17Oh.
00:47:18Yes, dear.
00:47:19Be careful.
00:47:21Don't let these men fool you, okay?
00:47:24No, ma'am.
00:47:24I mean, what is a man?
00:47:27Uh, legs?
00:47:29A cock?
00:47:30And words that just float out of their mouth and disappear once they're said.
00:47:35Right.
00:47:36You let me know if Chase will bullies you, okay?
00:47:40Yeah.
00:47:40Dude!
00:47:40Come on, Grandma.
00:47:42Hey.
00:47:45Oh.
00:47:47Wow.
00:47:49Your girl was so cool.
00:47:55Nope.
00:47:57Whoa.
00:47:58I can't do this.
00:47:59Your parents probably used solid gold toothpicks, and I'm going to say something stupid, and
00:48:04then they'll have me arrested for poor taste.
00:48:07Think of it like, like research.
00:48:09My family makes your villains look like amateurs.
00:48:15Okay, but where's your grandma?
00:48:18I thought she'd be here for this.
00:48:20She spends Christmas Eve at home with my grandpa.
00:48:24Passed away ten years ago, and it's kind of her thing.
00:48:28Oh.
00:48:28You ready?
00:48:31Okay.
00:48:32Go?
00:48:32Okay.
00:48:33You knock.
00:48:36It's okay.
00:48:36It's okay.
00:48:45Mom?
00:48:47Dad?
00:48:48This is Dora.
00:48:51So nice to meet you both.
00:48:57Dinner's getting cold.
00:48:58After potatoes are really good.
00:49:14Didn't make that throwin' up, but...
00:49:15we saw aura at the club she looked radiant such a waste you let that one get away you were a perfect
00:49:28match mom dora is right here please show some respect it's okay respect for what a girl with
00:49:40no job who thinks you can latch on to our son and marry into this family let me be clear that will
00:49:48never happen you know what i am not surprised this is what you two always do isn't it watch your tone
00:50:01we're stating facts this family has standards your standard your standard is a bank statement
00:50:09you only care about money about status i mean have you ever even once asked what i want
00:50:16i can't think of one time grow up son you're not a person you're a franchise and you're risking
00:50:24everything for this fucking nobody her name is dora and i'm not gonna marry aura or whoever you want
00:50:32okay it's my life i'm gonna do with it what i want got it not why you parry my name
00:50:37maybe i don't want it
00:50:43i'm sorry let's go
00:50:49okay
00:50:50okay
00:51:02okay chasel slow down it's not worth getting this angry over
00:51:05oh you're right i should not have brought you here to witness this scene
00:51:07look i just think you guys shouldn't be talking to each other like that
00:51:11they're just worried about you that's all
00:51:14worried is that what you call calculating my net worth since i was 16
00:51:19i don't don't you dare defend them
00:51:21don't you dare defend them
00:51:24i'm not defending them i'm defending you okay you shouldn't be enemies with your own parents
00:51:30look you don't get it okay you never will you just swoop in with your rom-com logic and think you can fix everything you can't script real life
00:51:40okay fine fine sorry that i was trying to look out for you
00:51:43i won't do it again you can trust me on that
00:51:46just let me out let me out please stop the car i am i am
00:51:51now
00:51:51fine enjoy your walk oh i will
00:51:58wait what aren't you supposed to get out and tell me not to be angry
00:52:08this isn't how it's supposed to work
00:52:10asshole
00:52:11dora
00:52:16damn it chasel it wasn't her fault she was just trying to help
00:52:23you shouldn't have taken it out on her
00:52:25dora
00:52:36she's in a damn cocktail dress in the middle of nowhere
00:52:43how are you thinking
00:52:45dora i am so glad you agreed to me
00:52:57and i'm being totally honest when i said everything i said at the party was true
00:53:02your writing has soul
00:53:04it's rare
00:53:05thanks
00:53:07i really needed to hear that tonight
00:53:11and that is why i want to invest in you
00:53:15but not just a book
00:53:16a whole bigger scale
00:53:18a biography
00:53:19a biography
00:53:21about chasel brady
00:53:23now hear me out
00:53:25okay look i know he's already said no to every single producer in town
00:53:29i get that but you dora
00:53:31you have the keys
00:53:34this is it
00:53:38the career break i've prayed for
00:53:40but i can't betray chasel's trust
00:53:43mr gray thank you
00:53:46but if he already said no then that's the answer
00:53:49i won't go behind his back
00:53:50you know i thought you'd say that
00:53:55and hey i get it
00:53:57i mean most people would sell their mothers for a deal like this
00:54:01but you
00:54:03you're not a gold digger
00:54:04are you dora
00:54:06are you the real thing
00:54:07honestly this might be the worst decision i've ever made
00:54:12look i know
00:54:15you're concerned
00:54:16and you have every right to be
00:54:18but
00:54:19the offer stands
00:54:21okay
00:54:22and if you guys ever want to tell this story
00:54:24the right way
00:54:25call me
00:54:29i will
00:54:34thanks
00:54:36you're that goddamn dora
00:54:39yes
00:54:41what the hell is wrong with you
00:54:49do you know this woman
00:54:51no idea
00:54:52you cheating skank
00:54:54what was one superstar not enough for you
00:54:56you don't deserve chasel
00:54:59get out of his life
00:55:01enough
00:55:05dora call me back okay
00:55:11i was an idiot just
00:55:13please
00:55:14let me know you're safe
00:55:15okay
00:55:16look
00:55:25i was angry
00:55:27i
00:55:28i shouldn't have left you there
00:55:30no
00:55:31that's weak
00:55:32um
00:55:33ah
00:55:35it was a bad play
00:55:40i overreacted
00:55:42and
00:55:42won't happen again
00:55:44yeah that's better
00:55:46i like that
00:55:47okay
00:55:54okay
00:55:55you got this chasel
00:55:57thank you
00:55:59again
00:55:59for everything
00:56:01yeah
00:56:01of course
00:56:02and
00:56:02i meant it
00:56:03when i said it
00:56:04you have more spine than anybody
00:56:05in this town
00:56:06seriously though
00:56:08if you need anything
00:56:09anything at all
00:56:10i would love to help
00:56:11i appreciate it
00:56:15of course
00:56:15and
00:56:17i will get this dry clean
00:56:19return it to you
00:56:20that you will not do
00:56:21because
00:56:21it looks way better on you
00:56:23and you're gonna keep it
00:56:24you're gonna keep it
00:56:25it's great
00:56:25it's a little
00:56:26i think so
00:56:27okay so
00:56:30hi
00:56:34i was calling you
00:56:36didn't you get my messages
00:56:37my phone died
00:56:39and edison
00:56:40actually picked me up
00:56:42and gave me a ride home
00:56:43after a little incident
00:56:46great
00:56:49always playing the hero
00:56:50yeah
00:56:51appreciate the assist
00:56:53of course
00:56:54love to
00:56:55oh by the way
00:56:56you should keep
00:56:57some of your fans
00:56:57in check
00:56:58they're
00:56:58getting a little
00:56:59fancy
00:57:00i appreciate the concern
00:57:02but i've got it
00:57:03oh you do
00:57:04excuse me
00:57:08okay
00:57:09is that yours
00:57:10oh
00:57:11that's nice
00:57:12wow
00:57:13all right
00:57:14well
00:57:14on that note
00:57:15my offer still stands
00:57:18thanks
00:57:19and don't worry
00:57:23just remember
00:57:23keep that back going
00:57:26hey soul
00:57:34what is wrong with you
00:57:39keep your distance
00:57:40from edison
00:57:41great
00:57:41excuse me
00:57:43he was just helping me
00:57:44excuse me
00:57:45he was just helping me
00:57:47newsflash
00:57:47you're my fiance now
00:57:49that means no cozying up
00:57:50to guys like edison
00:57:51great
00:57:51especially not where
00:57:52cameras can see
00:57:53cozying up
00:57:54it's called basic human decency
00:57:56or was there a no friends
00:57:57clause in your contract
00:57:58he's not some innocent fan boy
00:58:00okay
00:58:00he's a vulture
00:58:01with a trust fund
00:58:02okay
00:58:02so this is not about the media
00:58:04you're just jealous
00:58:05oh don't flatter yourself
00:58:06sweetheart
00:58:07i won't
00:58:08because a real man
00:58:10would never
00:58:11leave his fiance
00:58:12stranded in the middle
00:58:13of the street
00:58:14alone
00:58:15smooth
00:58:25apologize
00:58:27with step one
00:58:28you went straight
00:58:29to being a possessive
00:58:31fucking asshole
00:58:32shit
00:58:41oh by the way
00:58:46you should keep some of your fans in check
00:58:48they're getting a little pansy
00:58:50he wasn't wrong
00:58:52i made her a target
00:58:53then left her out there
00:58:55and instead of apologizing
00:58:57i acted like she betrayed me
00:58:59a hypothetical question
00:59:04if a guy messes up badly
00:59:07with a girl
00:59:07what's the best way
00:59:09to make it right
00:59:10how do you
00:59:20pursue someone you've hurt
00:59:22he's into someone
00:59:27that's when
00:59:28start with a real apology
00:59:31no excuses
00:59:32then show you listen
00:59:34a thoughtful gift
00:59:35a real date
00:59:36actions
00:59:36not just words
00:59:38thanks
00:59:41good advice
00:59:42dora are you awake?
00:59:51dora are you awake?
00:59:56no
00:59:57and go away
00:59:59i'm officially boycotting you
01:00:01look
01:00:03i get it
01:00:04you have every right
01:00:05to be pissed
01:00:05i'm sorry
01:00:07okay
01:00:08i was a jackass
01:00:09leaving you out there was
01:00:11it was unforgivable
01:00:15and i just saw the news
01:00:17the wine thing
01:00:19i didn't know
01:00:21look you were right
01:00:26i don't own you
01:00:28and this fake engagement thing
01:00:30doesn't give me the right
01:00:30to act like i do
01:00:31chasel is apologizing
01:00:38goodnight
01:00:39oh and um
01:00:41i got you an early christmas present so
01:00:45i'll just leave it at the door
01:00:47chasel bought me a gift
01:01:10i got you an early recht
01:01:22and it was лучше
01:01:23i got you on the door
01:01:24and i got me
01:01:25before you
01:01:25i got me
01:01:25i got you
01:01:26i got me
01:01:27i got me
01:01:28you
01:01:29i got me
01:01:29Christmas gifts for the writer who's going to change the world.
01:01:53She deserves a sweater too.
01:01:56P.S.
01:01:57Would you like to watch a movie with me tomorrow?
01:02:00Not his fake fiancés, just us.
01:02:04An apology, some gifts, and asking me on a date.
01:02:10That's exactly what I told C to do.
01:02:20Fine.
01:02:21You're forgiven.
01:02:23And I guess my schedule is clear for tomorrow.
01:02:25Your graciousness humbles me, your highness.
01:02:31I'll try to be worthy.
01:02:32To anyone coming for my fiancée, the next photo you see will be a lawsuit.
01:02:52We're happy.
01:02:54Back off.
01:02:56Merry Christmas.
01:02:57Is this real?
01:03:07Or is it just part of the act?
01:03:10Is he actually falling for me?
01:03:12Chasel?
01:03:17Coming!
01:03:19Did you forget your keys again?
01:03:23Good morning.
01:03:25We need to talk.
01:03:28What are you not happy to see me?
01:03:29Oh, gosh.
01:03:36Chasel must be suffering in this shoebox.
01:03:39I can smell the regret.
01:03:43Oh, is that burnt eggs or did a sewer main break in here?
01:03:47Oh, that's the breakfast Chasel made for me.
01:03:50Now, did you need something or did you just come to complain about the air quality?
01:03:54Don't act like Chasel cooks for you.
01:03:56I know that he doesn't know the way to his own kitchen.
01:03:59And I cannot believe that you live with him dressed like that.
01:04:02Like a little country mouse on an ounce of womanliness.
01:04:07Oh.
01:04:09What exactly is womanliness?
01:04:12This.
01:04:13Head to toe couture.
01:04:16Chanel on my body.
01:04:18Hermes on my arm.
01:04:18Well, he's not here.
01:04:22So, if the atmosphere is too common, the door is right there.
01:04:26I know that he's not here.
01:04:28I came for you.
01:04:32How much?
01:04:34To walk away from him.
01:04:36God, the villainous offer scene.
01:04:39I've written this a million times.
01:04:42Time to improvise.
01:04:44Ten million cash.
01:04:46And I want it in unmarked bills like it is in the movies.
01:04:49Ten million.
01:04:52Oh.
01:04:53That's not written in the story.
01:04:57Chasel, why are you carrying your own groceries?
01:04:59You have people to do that for you, you know?
01:05:02Ten million?
01:05:02That's my going rate.
01:05:06Twenty?
01:05:08Yeah, twenty.
01:05:09Split fifty-fifty, right?
01:05:11Twenty million?
01:05:12What are you two robbers?
01:05:13You can't pay?
01:05:15Probably shouldn't act like such a big shot then.
01:05:17I mean, you won't pay twenty for me?
01:05:19I mean, some love story.
01:05:21Oh, oh, oh.
01:05:22But she can afford it.
01:05:24This little country mouse.
01:05:26She's not buying me.
01:05:27She actually owns me.
01:05:29Now, if you don't mind, we have a date.
01:05:32So, you need to go.
01:05:33No.
01:05:33Oh, bye-bye.
01:05:35I hope never to see you again.
01:05:39Sick sweater, am I right?
01:05:41They're pretty sick.
01:05:42That makes you look pretty good.
01:05:43I know.
01:05:44Chasel, we need to talk.
01:05:48I love you.
01:05:51All right, come on.
01:05:53Now that you have keys to the hour.
01:05:54What movie are we seeing?
01:05:56It's a new one.
01:05:57You can tell me in the car.
01:05:58Wait, wait, wait.
01:05:58You think you're going on a date?
01:06:03Not while I'm here.
01:06:06You think people are going to laugh at us for our matching sweaters?
01:06:09Maybe, but let them.
01:06:10Yeah, I don't care.
01:06:15I'm sorry, can I help you?
01:06:17Follow that car and I will triple your rate.
01:06:19My boyfriend's in there.
01:06:20Since when am I your driver and since when is Brady your boyfriend?
01:06:24Since forever.
01:06:25Just drive.
01:06:25Extra butter, the only way to watch a movie.
01:06:32Okay, you do realize this officially makes us stars, right?
01:06:36Which is illegal in 12 states.
01:06:37First of all, mind your own business.
01:06:40And second of all, what's up with you?
01:06:42Don't tell me you have a crush on that little country mouse.
01:06:44No, be honest.
01:06:45It has more talent than you.
01:06:46I'm just, I'm just singles.
01:06:48Oh, they're gone.
01:06:48So, when you said movie, you meant a romantic movie?
01:06:56I heard girls like this movie.
01:06:59And I think it'll help with your writing.
01:07:01Excuse me.
01:07:02Here you go.
01:07:04What the fuck are you doing?
01:07:06Oh my god.
01:07:07What are the odds?
01:07:08I love this director.
01:07:09So, I ran into war outside.
01:07:11She insisted that we see this film.
01:07:14Yeah.
01:07:17Oh my god.
01:07:18I just saw a rat.
01:07:19That chastel, you would have never come to a movie theater like this.
01:07:22Get up.
01:07:23You weren't invited.
01:07:25Dora was.
01:07:27Don't look at me, Trudelmaker.
01:07:29Shh.
01:07:30You know, Dora, if this is too loud, we can always go back to my building.
01:07:33There's a private screening room.
01:07:35Or my place.
01:07:37It could be really good for your writing, you know?
01:07:38Can you not touch another man's fiancée?
01:07:41I'm sorry, I'm trying to help her with her career, something she actually needs.
01:07:44Hey, you guys need a fit for your little play?
01:07:46This is a movie theater on our swingers' party.
01:07:49I'm sorry.
01:07:51Oh my god.
01:07:52You're Taisa Brady.
01:07:54And you're the fiancée.
01:07:58No.
01:07:59No way.
01:07:59Oh my god.
01:08:01Huge fan.
01:08:03Okay, you guys have fun.
01:08:05Let me all get some work.
01:08:05You know, you and Addison would make a really great couple.
01:08:15You should really consider taking him up on his offer.
01:08:18Because you don't belong anywhere near Jaisal's world.
01:08:24And you do?
01:08:25Of course I do.
01:08:27His parents love me.
01:08:29They would never accept an orphan with nothing to her name.
01:08:32But you wouldn't understand that.
01:08:35Because you're just a gold digger whose parents probably taught her nothing before they died.
01:08:43Say whatever you want about me.
01:08:46But don't ever bring up my parents again.
01:08:48Oh, is someone missing mommy and daddy?
01:08:50What the hell are you doing?
01:08:59Oh, Rachel!
01:09:00She attacked me!
01:09:01I just said Merry Christmas and she went crazy!
01:09:03Oh, you liar!
01:09:04I mean, I remind everybody there is a crowd of fans in the lobby as we speak.
01:09:08So we need to go now.
01:09:11Addison, take Dora out back.
01:09:13I'll handle this.
01:09:14Knock it off, Aura.
01:09:25Don't pee like that, Jaisy.
01:09:27Think clearly.
01:09:29Our business.
01:09:32A marriage between us is the only thing that makes sense.
01:09:36I'm the best option for you.
01:09:38I mean, don't you remember how good we were together?
01:09:47Are you okay?
01:09:49Okay, look, for what it's worth, I believe you.
01:09:51I do.
01:09:52I'm sure she was the one who started it.
01:09:54Why do you believe me over her?
01:09:56Aren't you two friends?
01:09:57Because I've known Aura for years and I know what she's like when she's jealous.
01:10:00Okay, well, clearly Chaisel doesn't see it.
01:10:02Okay, hold on, hold on.
01:10:02You never know what that was, okay?
01:10:04You could have been getting you out of the line of fire, okay?
01:10:06Just don't assume.
01:10:08When all this blows over, just go ask him yourself.
01:10:12You're right.
01:10:12Yeah.
01:10:14I'm gonna go see you now.
01:10:16Oh, no.
01:10:19Hey, boy.
01:10:25Dora.
01:10:34We're done, Aura.
01:10:35Stay away from both of us.
01:10:40Don't touch me.
01:10:42Dora, this isn't what you think.
01:10:43Oh, isn't it?
01:10:45Since you're still clearly hung up on her, let's just throw this whole contract thing away.
01:10:49I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:10:52When I get the money, please let me buy that house.
01:10:55That's all I'm asking.
01:10:57Look, the contract.
01:10:58After everything, you think any of this, defending you, jumping in a pool, is because of some sort of paper?
01:11:05Is that really what you believe?
01:11:06I don't know what to believe anymore, Chaisel.
01:11:08But I'm not here to be a third wheel.
01:11:12A relationship for three?
01:11:13No thanks.
01:11:15It's time I walk away.
01:11:16I'm done being your fake fiancee.
01:11:28Fake fiancee?
01:11:30Oh, you two are so, so screwed.
01:11:38Dora, wait, it wasn't what it looked like, okay?
01:11:42Please just let me explain.
01:11:44Explain what?
01:11:46It's Christmas Eve.
01:11:48I thought I'd drop by.
01:11:50It is a family time, you know?
01:11:52I'll be staying over.
01:11:55What's wrong?
01:11:56You look like you've seen a ghost.
01:11:59Unless, unless this whole engagement thing was a lie.
01:12:04No!
01:12:07We're so in love.
01:12:10Chaisel?
01:12:11Dora?
01:12:12You better be telling the truth.
01:12:15Really.
01:12:18I hope so.
01:12:20You're so cute, Grandma.
01:12:21We love you.
01:12:22You know I love you.
01:12:31Dora, what you saw at the cinema with Aura, it was not what it looked like, okay?
01:12:35Oh, it looked like you were holding her.
01:12:38Like you still have feelings for her.
01:12:39I don't want to see you.
01:12:40I was getting her off me, and I told her very clearly that I am done with her.
01:12:45You expect me to believe that?
01:12:48Yeah, okay.
01:12:48Please, I was about to tell you there's just a lot of things going on.
01:12:51I don't know.
01:12:51Hey!
01:12:53I don't want to hear it.
01:12:54That was the last time.
01:12:56I don't want to hear it.
01:12:58Okay?
01:12:58That was the last time.
01:13:01Tomorrow, we tell your grandmother the truth.
01:13:03Are you serious?
01:13:08After all that, you still think this is about Aura?
01:13:11I mean, how can you still not understand?
01:13:13It's not about that.
01:13:14Understand what?
01:13:16What is it about?
01:13:20Understand.
01:13:21Stop.
01:13:23Understand that the only one I love
01:13:25is you.
01:13:36You what?
01:13:38I said, I love you.
01:13:41And I mean it.
01:13:42I think, I think I started falling for you a long time ago.
01:13:49And way before I ever knew it was you.
01:13:53You've been staring at me?
01:14:23I'm just admiring the view.
01:14:32Merry Christmas, Dora.
01:14:34Merry Christmas, Jason.
01:14:37All right.
01:14:40Get up.
01:14:40We're going out.
01:14:42Where are we going?
01:14:43Christmas shopping.
01:14:45I still need to get Grandma a gift.
01:14:49Last minute.
01:14:51I know.
01:14:51All right.
01:14:52Five more minutes.
01:14:53We'll go.
01:14:54Okay.
01:14:56So comfy.
01:14:57I know.
01:15:00Okay.
01:15:01How about this one?
01:15:04It's perfect.
01:15:05Yeah.
01:15:06Really?
01:15:06Yeah.
01:15:08We'll take it.
01:15:11Okay.
01:15:11Yeah.
01:15:11I'll go take.
01:15:12Oh, my God.
01:15:16You're Chazel Brady.
01:15:18And that's Dora.
01:15:19I saw your post on Instagram and it was so romantic.
01:15:22You two are perfect together.
01:15:25Thanks.
01:15:26Yeah.
01:15:27I'm done being your fake fiancée.
01:15:48Is everything okay?
01:15:58Grandma, just calm down, okay?
01:16:00We can explain.
01:16:02We'll be there in ten minutes.
01:16:05Is everything okay?
01:16:06We have to go.
01:16:07Like, now.
01:16:08Okay.
01:16:09Come on.
01:16:09Okay, Chazel, what's wrong?
01:16:17You're making me nervous.
01:16:19Our fight at the cinema?
01:16:20Someone recorded it.
01:16:22The entire thing.
01:16:23What?
01:16:25It's everywhere, Dora.
01:16:26Online.
01:16:26Everyone thinks we're a fake couple.
01:16:28Okay.
01:16:32Dad?
01:16:33What the hell was that, Chazel?
01:16:34Are you lying about this engagement?
01:16:35My phone is blowing up.
01:16:36The sponsors are saying you're a liar and they're threatening to pull out.
01:16:39I will handle the sponsors.
01:16:40You better.
01:16:42But Dora is my fiancée.
01:16:44And that won't change.
01:16:48Chazel, this is all my fault.
01:16:50If I hadn't jumped to conclusions about you and Ora,
01:16:52if I hadn't just started this fight to begin with,
01:16:56there would be nothing to record.
01:16:57Hey, hey, stop that.
01:16:58Okay, this is not your fault.
01:17:00And believe me, I'll handle everything.
01:17:01I just need to go to the stadium,
01:17:04deal with the press, the team.
01:17:06Hey, can you just talk to Grandma, explain what's happening?
01:17:10Of course.
01:17:12We're going to get through this.
01:17:14I promise.
01:17:16No matter what, I'm with you.
01:17:24I'm telling you, Chazel, it's the only way.
01:17:27You'll release a statement saying you've broken up with Dora
01:17:31and she was too emotional to say things she didn't mean.
01:17:35It's clean.
01:17:36Are you telling me to be a coward, lie to the entire world,
01:17:40and blame everything on the woman I love?
01:17:43All right, then what's your play?
01:17:45The sponsors are ready to walk.
01:17:48The best play would be to marry me.
01:17:52What?
01:17:53You.
01:17:55I knew it.
01:17:57You leaked the video, didn't you?
01:17:59I'm just trying to help the truth find the light.
01:18:02Seriously.
01:18:03So this is what all the fuss is about?
01:18:08I'm sorry, Grandma Brady.
01:18:10This is all my fault.
01:18:12Nonsense.
01:18:14This is the fault of a jealous ex-girlfriend
01:18:17and a man that doesn't know how to use his words.
01:18:22Listen, I've known my grandson his entire life,
01:18:27and he has never, not even once,
01:18:32let another woman stay overnight in his home.
01:18:35The fact that you are here now
01:18:37shows that he is madly in love with you.
01:18:42But his parents...
01:18:44Oh, don't worry about Chris and Nancy.
01:18:48I'll take care of them.
01:18:51Chasel is head over heels in love with you.
01:18:59Face it, Chasel.
01:19:00I'm your only option.
01:19:01You think you can quorum me into marrying you?
01:19:06There's one thing you should learn about me.
01:19:09I don't respond to threats.
01:19:12Because I told you we're done.
01:19:14The only woman I love and that I will marry is Dora.
01:19:20And as for what you did,
01:19:22my lawyer will be in touch.
01:19:29Un-fucking-believable.
01:19:31Dora!
01:19:34I'm home.
01:19:35We need to talk.
01:19:37She's gone, Chasel.
01:19:39What do you mean she's gone?
01:19:41Where did she go?
01:19:42Gone.
01:19:44Gone, gone?
01:19:49I don't understand.
01:19:51Why leave when you clearly love each other?
01:19:55Don't you trust Chasel?
01:19:57Oh, yes.
01:19:59I trust him.
01:20:00And that's exactly why I can't stay
01:20:04and become his meanness.
01:20:08But don't worry.
01:20:10In my story, I'm the protagonist.
01:20:12And I need to write my next chapter.
01:20:14You know my fans are waiting.
01:20:17Come here.
01:20:18I'm with you.
01:20:19You made the right choice in investing in Chasel Brady.
01:20:24All right.
01:20:28Oh!
01:20:29I can't believe you actually pulled it off.
01:20:32And by yourself.
01:20:34You seem to forget I'm the best player in football history.
01:20:37They still count on me to win after Christmas break, okay?
01:20:39All right.
01:20:41Crisis averted.
01:20:43What's your next move?
01:20:46Go see about a girl.
01:20:48Dora.
01:20:53Dora.
01:20:54This.
01:20:56This.
01:20:57I cannot believe in a million years that you actually wrote your story.
01:21:02It's amazing.
01:21:03Thanks.
01:21:04First time for everything, I guess.
01:21:07I think this all just taught me to finally be honest with myself.
01:21:13You know what?
01:21:14I changed my mind.
01:21:16I did.
01:21:16I changed my mind.
01:21:17I want to invest in this story.
01:21:19Screw Chasel's autobiography.
01:21:21Dora, do you realize that once people read this,
01:21:25no one's going to care about that video anyway?
01:21:28Okay.
01:21:29Well, let me just publish a few chapters first.
01:21:33My fans have been waiting forever.
01:21:35Oh, I'm sure.
01:21:37Okay.
01:21:39Yes, there it is.
01:21:41Wow.
01:21:43Good job.
01:21:44Thanks.
01:21:45I hope they like it.
01:21:46They're going to love it.
01:21:54I messed up.
01:21:55I know the whole world saw us fighting,
01:21:58but I swear, our relationship is real.
01:22:01Dora is my fiance, the only woman I love.
01:22:04Dora, if you see this, I'm sorry.
01:22:11This story?
01:22:14This story is me and Dora, if that means.
01:22:18Dora is D?
01:22:19Oh, I did.
01:22:37Dora, how did you?
01:22:39Dora, you just told me yourself.
01:22:41You know, I love the new story, by the way.
01:22:50Our story.
01:22:52Dora is Dora.
01:22:55So, you're C.
01:23:02Thank you for your advice before.
01:23:04It definitely helped.
01:23:05But, uh, this time, I think I'm going to do things my way.
01:23:18Dora Swift, I have fallen for you irrevocably, completely.
01:23:25Will you marry me?
01:23:32Yes.
01:23:32Yes.
01:23:33Yes.
01:23:33Oh, my God.
01:23:40Come here.
01:23:42You are the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:47I mean that.
01:23:48I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, you know, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean
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