00:00Principal Shepard, we came to ask if there's anything we can do to get Chris back in the
00:08school. Mr. and Mrs. Griffin, I'm afraid we can't do that. Oh, I think you can. I think
00:14you can do that and a whole lot more. Wow, I can't believe I'm on a first-name basis
00:21with Tara Lipinski. Now, refresh my memory. Is Tara the one who had the DUI? That's Oksana
00:26Bayul. Oh, sounds like something Gandalf says at the foot of a mountain. Oksana Bayul.
00:40Okay, we can go in now. I think I've got the lingo of today's lady down pat. Hey,
00:47might I Pinterest you in a drink, point oh? I'm a dog, I can hear everything.
00:56By the way, the Stranger Things monster just farted. Holy crap, Hal, what's wrong with
01:02you? You'll love it. Listen, I want to throw you the wildest bachelor party of all time. It's
01:08going to be crazier than whatever Kanye West is doing at this particular moment. I'm giving
01:13this lasagna a massage while preparing to announce I'm joining ISIS. Thank you for your interest.
01:19Mr. Griffin, I'm afraid you have testicular cancer. I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do.
01:23Oh, I think maybe there is.
01:27Peter, you want to watch Netflix? Yeah, let's watch one of those stand-up specials. There's
01:31a bunch of them. They've got to be good. No. No. Tom Segura? Geez, they're giving one of
01:38these to everyone. How come I don't have one? You do, Peter. This is the taped intro.
01:42Mr. Griffin, you're on.
01:43You're smoking the vape pen? No, I'm smoking a real cigarette like mothers are supposed to
01:55do. You're such a hypocrite. At least vaping is healthy. Oh, don't be an idiot. Vaping
02:01is just as bad and you look like a douchebag. No, I don't. I look cool. Go ahead. Hold
02:07it to your mouth.
02:11Oh my god. I'm a douchebag.
02:17Two days of mail at once? Nobody knows. Don't go over two. Don't get greedy.
02:23Oh, got a bat in the cave.
02:25All right. I figure if we can just... What's going on? An eclipse?
02:29Ah! Oh my crap! Ow! What is that? What's on us?
02:33Ah! Now, to start the mower, you grab this pole cord like so and give it a nice hard yank.
02:40Can I change my grip?
02:46Wow. Much better.
02:47It's a more familiar motion.
02:49Ooh! The siren song of the unattended. Whole Grapes.
02:53Come and eat us. We won't choke you. Put us in your cheese.
02:59Oh, okay. These grapes seem nice enough. They said they won't choke me.
03:09You should have sliced us, skinned us, cut us. Now you have no air.
03:14Oh my god, Stewie! You're choking!
03:17Soaring through the air.
03:21Meg! You saved me! You're my hero!
03:25I am not letting you out of my sight again.
03:29Here I lie
03:35On the ground
03:37What of me now?
03:41No bowl
03:42No bunch
03:44No stems
03:46But is here
03:47Where I begin again
03:49Today I begin
03:57The life that I breathe
04:00Oh, there's a foot.
04:02We now return to the Orville on Fox.
04:08Why do you hate that show so much?
04:10Because it's preventing me from doing my work here at Family Guy.
04:19Lucky is a family guy
04:25Lucky is a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry
04:36He's a family guy
04:38He's a family guy
04:38He's a family guy
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