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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Then where's your boy Rosenhoff?
00:03My what?
00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:06No, I mean, no, no, not your boy.
00:08Just like, it's always a Hollander and Rosenhoff, right?
00:11He's hot.
00:12We should let him listen like making calls.
00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:15I mean, yeah, basically.
00:16The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:21I have to see Rosenhoff in a home of my record for more than a minute.
00:24Let's shoot, New York.
00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:28Be nice, Bonnie.
00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not like friends or anything.
00:36No worries, I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:40You look great in Silver, Bonnie.
00:41Don't even stress.
00:42Oh, good one.
00:56I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:59Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream?
01:04It's the Olympics, baby.
01:05I'm sure this should be, right?
01:08Hey, isn't that...
01:10Oh, yeah.
01:10All in there.
01:13What's up, motherfucker?
01:15Boys.
01:15All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:18My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:20We train together.
01:21Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:23I'd love to show up for him.
01:24Oh, yeah, man.
01:25Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:28What do you mean?
01:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:34I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's me.
01:39Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:45No.
01:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
02:03What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called need to win.
02:13Those are his words, and he has zero.
02:16Zero points.
02:17He's in a fog.
02:19His passes aren't connecting.
02:20He's barely skating.
02:21I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:28He's over.
02:32He's going to...
02:46I am very sorry about that.
03:11Truly not a big deal.
03:12How may I help you?
03:14Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
03:17Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:23Any allergies?
03:24No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:25Okay.
03:26Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:29Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Yeah, that's it.
03:32But what?
03:34Oh, um, nothing.
03:35Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:39Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:41I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:44Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:48Yeah?
03:48Blueberry with a banana.
03:50I take that.
03:51If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:54Yep.
03:54I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:59Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:24It's really hot.
04:25Oh, yeah, the banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:30I guess it must.
04:36Here.
04:37Thanks.
04:40Um, that's way too much.
04:43It's for you.
04:44It's a great smoothie.
04:46Thanks again, Kip.
04:47A girl.
04:54Holy shit, are you?
04:59Was that Scott Hunter?
05:01Was that what?
05:02Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:06A girl.
05:07Clock winding down in the second period, 2-1 for Anaheim.
05:11We have girls.
05:12And this is what we're watching?
05:15We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to
05:19watch, uh, what is this?
05:21Let me check my name.
05:22Hockey?
05:23Shut up, Sean.
05:24I have to turn it off.
05:25No, no, no, please keep it on.
05:26Huh?
05:27Thank you, Kyle.
05:28Thank you, Kyle.
05:30Thank you, Kyle.
05:30You're welcome.
05:31Twice.
05:33He said Kip.
05:34Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:36Maria, dad is sending them our solo.
05:39And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:41It almost sounded hot.
05:42Okay, that's not fair.
05:43Not hot.
05:43Just normal.
05:45Okay.
05:45I'm listening.
05:46Fuck both of you, okay?
05:47Kip is short for Christopher.
05:48It's not that weird.
05:49It's short for Christopher.
05:51And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:54Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:56He said it.
05:57He said it.
05:59Another round?
05:59Thank you, Kyle.
06:01Thank you, Kyle.
06:04Hunter to Von.
06:05And you?
06:05Von sends it back to Hunter.
06:08Look, look, look.
06:09He's on the TV right now.
06:11Sean, look right now.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:12Okay.
06:13Von's to Hunter.
06:14Hunter's in front of the net.
06:15And he scores!
06:17A rare goal from Scott Hunter.
06:19Oh, wow.
06:20Right?
06:20He knows your name.
06:22Yeah.
06:23I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:25Shut the fuck up.
06:25You literally belong here.
06:27Jesus Christ.
06:29He scored a hat trick last night.
06:33Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:36I just didn't realize that...
06:38We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:45Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:47Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:50You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:53I am.
06:54This is awesome.
06:55I mean, wow.
06:55You had a night last night.
06:57Oh, did you watch?
06:58I did, yeah.
06:59I don't usually...
07:00Sorry, that sounds rude.
07:02I'm...
07:02No, I got it.
07:04Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:06It was amazing.
07:07He's a huge fan.
07:08But, yeah.
07:09I watched last night.
07:11Wow.
07:11Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try
07:18to perfect it.
07:19Okay.
07:21So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:25Anything you'd like different?
07:26Nothing at all.
07:29There you go.
07:31Okay.
07:32You really can't keep doing this.
07:33I really can.
07:34Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:43Dude.
07:43Girl.
07:44Was that?
07:44Yes, it fucking was.
07:53Sorry I'm late.
07:55No outside food or drink.
07:56Fuck off, Kyle.
08:01And I know the whole smoothie thing is done, or whatever, but he just...
08:04keeps saying my name, and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:07Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:09Because I am not looking for a date.
08:11Yes.
08:11I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
08:14Could you please listen to me?
08:15Kyle, remote.
08:22Extra shrimp.
08:26New York with control of the fucking years.
08:28Now I'm fully listening.
08:30What are you doing?
08:30Just putting the game on.
08:31Elena.
08:32What?
08:33It's a sports bar.
08:33Let's watch sport.
08:36Am I being crazy?
08:37What does Maria say?
08:38She says he's funny.
08:39Me too.
08:40Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:42I'm probably this idiot.
08:44He's not an idiot.
08:48Jesus.
08:49Brian.
08:51When's his next home game?
08:53Come on.
08:54If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:56I don't plan my shifts.
08:58I just gobble up as many as I can.
09:01Saturday.
09:01They play at home again on Saturday.
09:03They play at home again on Saturday.
09:03Are you working?
09:04Are you working?
09:07Fuck no.
09:09Fix that.
09:10I don't know.
09:19Hey.
09:21I didn't know if you, uh...
09:23Oh, it's nice to see you.
09:29Blue moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:31Extra banana.
09:32This one's on the house.
09:41Oh, come on.
09:42It's above my pay grade.
09:43Management heard you came in.
09:44And no, you may not tip me.
09:47And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:51Okay.
09:52Um...
09:53Uh, may I drink this here?
09:56Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:59Yeah.
09:59You totally may.
10:00Okay.
10:00If you don't receive any murder Ward is perhaps the same thing as that I find a Facebook owner.
10:09Yeah.
10:09Matinee Steve and Paul are going safe at the school.
10:11I don't know if you make more cold, right, and rip them out.
10:13I'll move on and then.
10:14Let me grab the estabafern S giress fireduger in my seconds.
10:15After theabileėē˜ëŸž meditation it gets the end.
10:16Oh, my God.
10:18And he's wearing a good comfort.
10:18Ah.
10:19Let me see you guys.
10:19Let me see you guys.
10:20Let me see you guys.
10:21Let me see you guys.
10:22Let me know later.
10:22Let me see you guys.
10:22Let me see you guys.
10:24Don't you know you guys.
10:24Let me just look what I'm doing.
10:26Close the cream case that you guys were gonna come together.
10:27you're not worried about breaking your routine
10:35uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
10:39turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a spree
10:46killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time
10:52but isn't a serial killer as someone who kills multiple people minimum three
10:56but over a period of time not all at once
10:59how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me feel
11:10not obsessive which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay before you
11:20say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that
11:24possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me no i swear barely had two concussions
11:31okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that
11:40but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs
11:45oh okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you
11:50to get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole stop
11:55shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
11:57um do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taking them so i mean uh if if if you want yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you
12:04i'm super happy to do it
12:26Thank you super happy to do it. You sure I'm sure
12:38These are better than my company seats. I get it. These are really good seats. Well, yeah, they they're his
12:46You know we're first date, but I think I'm into this what are you talking about?
12:50Well, you're with a girl, and he's out. Oh my god. Shut up, Elena. Oh
12:54Oh
12:56Wow now what it wasn't to me. I was he just nodded at you. No, there's no proof of that
13:09Wait back for fuck's sake
13:24I love you
13:26I love you
13:28Hey, Hunter, too bad you can't play at home every night, right?
13:31It's better for you, huh? Go fuck yourself, Rosanoff. All right, it's more fun if you're there
13:36Oh
13:46Hope next time we play decide to show up
13:51Cheap
13:52True
13:56Starting to sound like him. I'm sorry what?
14:00You fucking heard me Honda
14:04What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
14:06Well, there's something you really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from Hollander and Hunter
14:12A fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trip to the Atlas
14:16A shame Ronald you're never fun
14:18Anybody can tap some grievances there
14:20I'm gonna hit the sack
14:22Yeah, here you go handsome
14:24All right, have a good day off
14:26It's not a day off. I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow
14:28Yeah, yeah, I just you know you get to sleep in for once
14:32So I'm just happy for you. It's only nice
14:34You know
14:36I uh, I'm proud of your hustle
14:38Kiddo, you know
14:40You didn't get that scholarship anyway
14:42Please, please, no jinx to me
14:44No way, no way, goodnight
14:46Night, Dad, love you
14:48Love you back
14:54Motherfucker
15:00What's happening to you?
15:02What's your problem?
15:03I can't find my black suit and I have to leave so so soon
15:06Okay, well, it's with the dry cleaning in my closet
15:09So why are you freaking out?
15:10Thank you
15:11Okay, hey, hey, are you okay?
15:13Yeah, I'm fine
15:14I just, I need the money and I can't fuck this job up
15:17Yes, and I get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great
15:22I love you
15:23Yeah, you too
15:24Yes, buddy
15:29I am so sorry
15:31Save it
15:32I am so sorry about that, I'm really sorry
15:43Oh, you're a mess
15:44It's okay, it's not my only talks
15:45New York used to have professional waiters, now it's all just models, you can't carry a tray
15:51I can't carry a tray
15:52It's uh, it's really okay, I'm so sorry again
15:55Oh, bunny
15:58Babe, I don't know what that was
16:00I know, I'm a complete fuck up and I'm sorry
16:03You're not a complete fuck up, this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into
16:08Sean, please don't fire me
16:10No one is firing you
16:12Just calm down
16:13Okay
16:14And get your shit together, okay?
16:15Okay
16:16I know you need the money, baby
16:17I know you need the money, baby
16:18Okay?
16:19Deep breath
16:20Inhale
16:22Exhale
16:23You think you can handle quiche?
16:27They're dry
16:44Hey
16:45I am so sorry about earlier
16:47That woman is horrible and I'm the one who should apologize, I was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot
16:52No, I'm the idiot, you're just a normal, hungry person at a fundraiser
16:56And that woman did seem horrible
16:58Full disclosure, I hate this food
17:00Well, full disclosure, I hate serving it
17:04I'm sorry, I have to
17:06Do you like Mexican food?
17:08Yeah, of course, I'm not a serial killer
17:11Or even a spree killer
17:13You sure?
17:14Yeah, it was the time
17:16But do you have the time to grab a bite with me?
17:18Like when this thing is over?
17:21Tonight?
17:22Yeah
17:24With you?
17:26Yeah
17:27Yeah, okay, yeah
17:29Cause there's this great place right around the corner and it's open late and
17:34Okay, you don't mind waiting until I'm done?
17:36Not even a little
17:44Hello
17:54Hello, hello, hi
17:55Hello, hi
17:57that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
18:20how would you feel about ordering in
18:22holy shit
18:42oh my god
18:45i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
19:10do you want a full tour now or uh or i think or
19:18no
19:20no
19:26no
19:28no
19:34Wow, you are so beautiful.
20:01I can't believe you're even into me.
20:04I'm so into you, so into you, making yourself thinking about you.
20:09I can't believe you're even into me.
20:14I can't believe you're even into me.
20:18I can't believe you're even into me.
20:22I can't believe you're even into me.
20:27I can't believe you're even into me.
20:32I can't believe you're even into me.
20:36I can't believe you're even into me.
20:46I can't believe you're even into me.
20:51What are you doing?
20:53Oh, I didn't want to wake you.
20:55And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow, and...
20:58Can you stay?
21:09Yeah.
21:10Then stay, please.
21:15I can't believe you're even into me.
21:20I can't believe you're even into me.
21:24I can't believe you're even into me.
21:26Did I wake you?
21:53Yeah.
21:54Okay.
21:54I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your
21:58fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:59I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
22:04You were very organized, and I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have
22:08your game, that you'd probably still want to.
22:21Can I fuck you?
22:24Absolutely.
22:38So, I should probably go.
22:43Hmm.
22:48Um, what if you didn't go?
22:55Like ever?
22:55Fuck, all that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:06Um, I'm, um, I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
23:13And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
23:20Is it okay?
23:20Can I be too intense?
23:23Yeah.
23:24Yeah.
23:27Yeah.
23:27I, um, I never do this.
23:33Never brought anyone back here.
23:35Like ever.
23:36Um, yeah, my life is, uh, is complicated.
23:42Yeah, I, I get that.
23:49And I can't, um,
23:50come out, like, not, not right now.
24:00Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
24:05And so I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
24:11Uh, yeah, wait till hockey was over, and maybe I could fade away better.
24:23But, uh, yeah.
24:27You, it's just, uh,
24:30I want you so bad.
24:36So bad.
24:36And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's,
24:42that's probably fucked up.
24:43Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
24:45I get it.
24:45I'm, I'm not pretending.
24:46I'm not.
24:48But I really, really like you.
24:52And I want you to stay.
24:56So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
25:01I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
25:03And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:11I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:20Is, uh, is that too much?
25:22You can say it if it is, um,
25:29Do you say something, though?
25:31I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:57And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:06Really?
26:07Yeah, really.
26:09Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:17Hey.
26:19How was practice?
26:19I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:30Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:32Very aggressive.
26:32Yes, and even to be you.
26:34And yes, I know we in Boston.
26:37With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
26:40So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:41I get to sleep in an extra hour.
26:42Barnes got the box to 100 eggs.
26:44Fuck yes.
26:45Beauty from Steve.
26:46Nothing, Dad.
26:47No, I'm just watching the game.
26:47Yes, with Elena.
26:50Oh, my God.
27:00Where has she even been?
27:02Oh, please.
27:03I saw you three days ago.
27:04Single since forever.
27:06Overworked like she has two wicked stepfuses.
27:08Then she gets a man and vanishes.
27:11What a cliche.
27:11I don't have a man.
27:13Hey, kid.
27:13Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please, Kyle.
27:16Oh, my God, guys, he's a customer.
27:18He's not my boyfriend.
27:19Oh, we don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:21Oh.
27:22Oh.
27:24Oh.
27:24Oh.
27:31Oh.
27:34Hiya.
27:34Hiya.
27:41Good morning, Scott.
27:42Good morning, Kip.
27:43The usual, please.
27:44Extra banana.
27:52I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
27:54I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:57They're not like these, they don't.
28:01Do you really think this is a secret?
28:04What's a secret?
28:06Nothing's happening.
28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:09He's straight, I think.
28:11Girl.
28:11There's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:22Chicken, no feta.
28:24Oh, yeah?
28:25Where?
28:25For me.
28:26I made it.
28:30You dead?
28:31I'm not just a pretty face.
28:36Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:43What's that?
28:44It's an artist I love.
28:46He has a new shot.
28:47Oh, cool.
28:47Mm-hmm.
28:48I should buy some art.
28:50What?
28:52Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
28:53No, no, no, no.
28:54You're also a very, very hot body.
28:59Oh, my God.
29:10We don't have to do this.
29:13He's not.
29:14He's not.
29:14That's cool.
29:15He's not.
29:16This would look great in the living room.
29:26It would work.
29:27I don't know.
29:27I'm kind of...
29:27Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
29:30I think it would...
29:31Shh.
29:34Sorry.
29:35Sorry, I just...
29:36It's okay.
29:37Um...
29:38Maybe we should...
29:40Amazing, isn't it?
29:41Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:45So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:50Oh, I think we're...
29:51Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:52Yeah.
29:53Excuse me.
29:58Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:59No problem.
30:00No problem.
30:00I'm, uh...
30:13I'm really sorry.
30:15I thought I could do that.
30:16I really thought I could.
30:18I wanted to.
30:19I just...
30:19It's okay.
30:21No, it's done.
30:24I know it's done.
30:25Come here.
30:25Come here.
30:26Come here.
30:26Come here.
30:26Come here.
30:56It's brutal.
30:57I think I'm cursed.
30:58Cursed?
30:59Like, scary old lady cursed?
31:01I know.
31:02I know it's dumb, but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
31:07Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
31:10Maybe.
31:11Probably.
31:13Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
31:15Like, like how he blended them?
31:17Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
31:20Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:23What do you mean?
31:25Oh.
31:26Here.
31:30Okay.
31:32Okay, I know it's dumb.
31:34I know it's dumb.
31:35But I saw them at a bodega, and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
31:44I love them.
31:45Yeah?
31:46I love them so much.
31:47Can I fuck you?
31:56Absolutely.
31:57I love you.
31:57I love you.
31:57I love you.
31:58I love you.
31:58I love you.
31:59I love you.
32:00I love you.
32:01I love you.
32:13And soon after Mrs. Doyle.
32:15He's done.
32:16That's two times. If you say it out loud, it's the curse broken.
32:20Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last season.
32:29What?
32:31Say it out loud.
32:33Say what?
32:36Okay, it's not...
32:38It's... what?
32:42Okay, here's what I know.
32:44Shut up. You're in love with him.
32:46I'm not in love with him.
32:48You are.
32:51Have you at least told your dad?
32:56For how long now?
32:58A little over two months.
33:00Oh, baby.
33:01Elena, okay, you can't tell.
33:03If anyone finds out that it's...
33:05That it's Scott?
33:07Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone, but Kip...
33:10He can't come out right now, okay? He really wants to...
33:13It's amazing. He's amazing.
33:17And I've never been happier.
33:20Honestly.
33:24What's the plan, babe?
33:27I don't... I don't know.
33:30What does your dad think?
33:32That I'm fucking some married guy, probably.
33:36I kind of wish you were.
33:37Oh, just don't say that.
33:40Please, just...
33:40Please be happy for me.
33:45I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night.
33:47I am going to be super well behaved for you.
33:50I only care that you're handsome.
33:51You bitch.
33:55Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too.
33:57Oh, I know.
33:58And he better be ready for me.
34:00Please.
34:00Oh, my God.
34:01Oh, my God.
34:02I can't wait.
34:03I don't know.
34:33Oh, my God. You're not dead.
34:36No, I'm alive.
34:37Well, that is a relief. I didn't want to have to call them more.
34:39You know, I miss you.
34:41I miss you too, Dad.
34:43All right.
34:44Are you going to be making an appearance here at some point in the near future?
34:47Yes, I will.
34:50I'm going to come for dinner this week, I promise.
34:52Perfect.
34:53How's work?
34:55Well, work is fine. You know, Barry's being a pain in my ass, but...
34:58Well, Barry's an asshole.
35:00No, he hurt his foot, so at least it's something new this time.
35:03Yeah, well, Barry's always been an asshole.
35:05Who taught you to talk like that?
35:07You did. You taught me to talk like that.
35:09That sounds about right.
35:12And, um, nothing in the mail, right?
35:15Kip, if there was something in the mail, I would not have forgotten about it.
35:18I know, I know. I just figured I'd check.
35:21Okay.
35:23Don't worry about that.
35:24Okay.
35:25Don't think about that, okay?
35:27It's going to come when it comes.
35:28Look, I'm not going to keep you. I love you.
35:30All right. You too, Dad.
35:32You too, Dad. What?
35:33I love you too, Dad.
35:36There. I said it. Oh, my God.
35:38Sorry it's such a struggle.
35:39Okay.
35:39Okay, bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
36:10Bye-bye.
36:40Bye-bye.
36:44He's here.
36:45You need to chill out.
36:48My God.
36:50Can I have some of yours?
36:52Yeah.
36:53Thanks.
36:57Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:05What changed?
37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
37:08I think we just found an agreement with the team.
37:12Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:13I think I spotted an old friend.
37:15No, I'm just ridden you, Scott.
37:17You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:20Your mom especially.
37:22She would have just been thrilled.
37:23Thanks, Tom.
37:26Thanks.
37:26Excuse me.
37:30Hey.
37:31Okay?
37:32Yeah.
37:33Yeah.
37:33I should be used to it.
37:34I'm Kip, right?
37:44Christopher.
37:45Money's all dressed up.
37:46I'm Elena.
37:47Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:49I'm Scott.
37:49Pleasure.
37:50Scott.
37:51You look beautiful.
37:52You both do.
37:54Uh, sorry.
37:56Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
37:58Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:06Yes, of course.
38:07Great.
38:08Another beer, Scott?
38:09That'd be lovely.
38:16Are you enjoying the evening?
38:18I am.
38:20Are you?
38:21Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:23You touched this perfectly.
38:29Thanks.
38:30And thanks.
38:32I mean, you didn't have to.
38:33I wanted to.
38:38Okay.
38:42Elena knows.
38:43And I'm sorry.
38:45Yeah.
38:46I kind of got that.
38:48It's, uh, it's okay.
38:49She's, uh, she's discreet, right?
38:52Yeah, totally.
38:52Totally.
38:53I just, I, she kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
38:58It's okay.
38:59Really.
39:00Very.
39:04This is so weird.
39:07Yeah.
39:08We should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
39:10Eh, not before you dance with me.
39:12Pardon?
39:13I want to dance.
39:15Elena's a killer.
39:17But how could I possibly say no?
39:19So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:27I'm serious.
39:29He's crazy about you.
39:31I'm crazy about him, too.
39:32I really am.
39:34He's also miserable.
39:36Are you miserable, too?
39:38No.
39:43Wait.
39:44What do you mean?
39:46Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:48He's not.
39:48He is.
39:51Eyes on me, handsome.
39:55I'm doing my best.
39:57I, I love him.
39:58I just can't do better right now.
40:01I, I've been honest.
40:03I know.
40:04And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:09But it's killing him.
40:16I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:18I'm really not.
40:19And you seem great.
40:21But he's great, too.
40:23He deserves the best.
40:31He deserves sunshine.
40:43And so do you.
40:44It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:55I know.
40:56I've already got the key to her lined up.
40:58Surf and turf.
41:00Because we're not choosing.
41:03You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:05It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:08Mm-hmm.
41:09A couple of my friends are throwing me just, like, a little party there.
41:13It's not even really a party.
41:15It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:17Right.
41:18It's a, it's a gay bar.
41:20But it's not a club.
41:22It's just a bar.
41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:26It's too.
41:27And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:31As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:33I mean, Maria knows.
41:34My friend Sean knows.
41:36They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:43I can't.
41:46I can't do that.
41:50I wish I could.
41:51I, I, I want to.
41:54I want to tell everyone.
41:57I want people to know you're mine.
41:59That I love you.
42:02I love you too.
42:04Soon, maybe.
42:05I've been in a few years.
42:14I know, I know how it sounds.
42:17But it, it'll go by quickly.
42:18I promise.
42:20And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
42:23I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:31And I know that they're your family.
42:34And that you feel responsible for them.
42:36And I get that, Scott.
42:37I, I really, really get that.
42:40But, I, I have a family too.
42:45And I keep lying to them.
42:48And I don't want to.
42:49And I miss them.
42:52I, I miss my dad.
42:56Sorry, I, that's not what I meant.
42:58It's okay, I know what you meant.
43:04I'm gonna go home tonight.
43:08I need to.
43:09Thank you, thank you.
43:39Thank you for coming.
43:41For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
43:47But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
43:51My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
43:57And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
44:02Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
44:05Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
44:09I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:16I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
44:22St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:25The hope of a new family.
44:28Things, things weren't always easy.
44:30You know, they never are for anybody.
44:32But, in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:37First at my high school, then later at college, and now here, with the Admirals.
44:42And I never looked back.
44:45Because I never had to.
44:49The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today.
44:54Hockey gave it to me.
44:58And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
45:02So, from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
45:07And for supporting this cause.
45:08Because it's not just a scholarship.
45:10It's everything that comes with it.
45:13It's a whole world.
45:14A whole life.
45:16It's, uh...
45:18It's everything.
45:39Get up.
45:40Hey, Dad.
45:42Hey, buddy.
45:42The prodigal son returned home.
45:44Look, I got, uh...
45:46Send the mail here for a certain someone, and it's pretty heavy.
45:50Oh, well.
45:51Hey.
45:59Hey.
46:00My boy.
46:02Come here.
46:03What's up?
46:04Oh.
46:06Hey.
46:07I'm sorry.
46:08For what?
46:08You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:11Oh.
46:15Oh.
46:15I lost the price of being young.
46:21I lost the price of being young.
46:26And a bullfucker ride.
46:27Congrats.
46:27Well, good luck.
46:28Oh.
46:28Oh.
46:31Yeah.
46:31Yeah.
46:32I lost the price of being young.
46:37Hey.
46:46Good dress, man.
47:02It's a cool middle fucking game.
47:03Yeah.
47:04Yeah.
47:05Yeah, totally.
47:06I'm going to sleep.
47:36Tie me up with dark love, shiver down my empty spine.
47:42Oh, whilst the price of being young, I think her lips are close to mine.
47:53Her eyes are loosely gone, painted nails have fallen off.
47:59I think her lips are close to mine.
48:06I'm going to sleep.
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