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00:00:00A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:00:06I think I just had an orgasm.
00:00:09You got fingered by the eye.
00:00:10I won't talk to you. Why is coffee from you?
00:00:12I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:00:14You stole it from my date?
00:00:16I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:00:18that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:00:24Dr. Miller.
00:00:25That's okay.
00:00:26And why me?
00:00:27You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:00:29There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:00:32So if you want my virginity, Luke,
00:00:34you can have it.
00:00:36You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:00:38But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:00:41Lukey!
00:00:42I'm out, I'm out!
00:00:44Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:00:46You'll come back to me after I
00:00:47take care of that little distraction.
00:00:50I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:00:53Then why don't you go all the way to fight?
00:00:58I'm out, I'm out.
00:00:59I'm out.
00:01:00I'm out.
00:01:01I'm out.
00:01:02I'm out.
00:01:02Buy lingerie. Check. Bikini wax. Check. Get boyfriend. Check. Just one thing left to do
00:01:16before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not
00:01:21thinking about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:01:28Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear?
00:01:32Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's
00:01:40probably really big dick. Morning, dick. Double shot of espresso in a mocha frappe with nonfat
00:01:46milk, right? You're perfect. Thank you. Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry.
00:01:53I didn't know you were coming. I would have got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here
00:01:57for a coffee. No. I'm here to see my girl.
00:02:00Oh, my God. Mike, don't laugh. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Mike, don't laugh. We're
00:02:05so mean. Go help your girlfriend. All right. All right. All right. All right. I'm sorry. No,
00:02:12baby. You look great. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad.
00:02:19Oh my god! Mikey, don't laugh.
00:02:29You're so mean. Go help your girlfriend.
00:02:31Alright, alright, alright. I'm sorry.
00:02:33No, babe, trust me. You look great.
00:02:37My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:02:45Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:02:49Let me remake your coffee.
00:02:58Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:03:05Oh my god. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:03:09She's such a slut. As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:03:12Yeah.
00:03:13Watch this. Oh, Mikey! Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:03:18Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things.
00:03:22Like making coffee.
00:03:24Or having sex.
00:03:26Oh, come on.
00:03:29Oh my god! Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:03:33Yes!
00:03:38So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:03:44Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:03:48Brooke, is it?
00:03:51Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:03:54What? I literally don't even know you.
00:03:56Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:04:01You should be more careful who you sleep with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:04:04Oh my god.
00:04:06What?
00:04:07It was just chlamydia!
00:04:10Oh, fuck you all!
00:04:12Sounds like she already did.
00:04:14Oh my god.
00:04:32I'm really, really sorry.
00:04:34I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:04:36He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:04:39Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:04:49Alright, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:04:53So go ahead and put this on.
00:04:56Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:58He?!
00:05:04A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?
00:05:08This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:05:12Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:05:18It's Luke.
00:05:19Luke is a gynecologist.
00:05:21My gynecologist?
00:05:38Don't worry, I'm fooling the doctor to any gentleman as it's your first time.
00:05:41Right.
00:05:42My first time.
00:05:43Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:05:45Yes.
00:05:46Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:05:47Nice to meet me?
00:05:49Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:05:50Grind me.
00:05:52I mean, the coffee shop.
00:05:54Grind me.
00:05:56Oh no.
00:05:57He remembers me.
00:05:59So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:06:03Yes.
00:06:04Bad asshole.
00:06:06Yes.
00:06:07I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:06:13I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:06:16I will use a condom.
00:06:19I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:06:20He's not good for you.
00:06:22Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:06:23Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:06:25Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:06:27I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:06:30I'm ready.
00:06:31I think I'm ready.
00:06:33Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me, so.
00:06:38You know what?
00:06:39I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:06:42Uh, let's get started with a breast exam.
00:06:48Breast exam?
00:06:50Breast exam?
00:06:51If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:06:53No, it's- I like it. It's fine.
00:07:00Uh, it's probably easier if you lay back.
00:07:06It's okay.
00:07:10It's okay.
00:07:11Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:07:13Stop it.
00:07:14Stop.
00:07:15My head's cold.
00:07:16No, they're perfect.
00:07:19Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:07:21There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:07:26There are no abnormalities.
00:07:31Thank you, Luke.
00:07:33Dr. Miller.
00:07:34That wasn't so bad.
00:07:35Uh, Sophie, can you put your feet up and stir for me?
00:07:38Okay, yes.
00:07:40I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:07:51So, I need you to relax for me.
00:07:54All right?
00:07:55You're doing good.
00:07:58I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:08:00All right.
00:08:09I'm gonna be inserting a speculum.
00:08:13You're gonna swab on your cervix.
00:08:14I need you to relax for me.
00:08:15I need you to relax for me.
00:08:20So, do you like younger women?
00:08:24I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:08:27No.
00:08:28My family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:08:34And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donate a few hours of my time at clinic.
00:08:37Oh.
00:08:38Duh.
00:08:39Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:08:41Amazing.
00:08:43Last thing, I'm gonna touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:08:47All right?
00:08:50Relax for me.
00:08:51You're doing good.
00:08:52His finger's literally inside of me.
00:08:54Oh my gosh.
00:08:55I think I just had an orgasm.
00:09:05Did he?
00:09:08All right.
00:09:10He's so noticed.
00:09:12Oh my God.
00:09:13Everything looks good.
00:09:14No abnormalities.
00:09:16All right?
00:09:17Be right back.
00:09:18Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:09:30I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:09:37All right, so here's your break.
00:09:44Should I bring it to her to the cafe?
00:09:45Okay.
00:09:49She's my patient.
00:09:57Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:10:01You are so graphic.
00:10:05Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay?
00:10:09You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:10:12Luke.
00:10:14Are you serious?
00:10:15You've got a finger by the hot dog too.
00:10:17He'll buy coffee from you.
00:10:18The Luke.
00:10:20Sophie, you're a freak.
00:10:23So is he like, good with his fingers, or...
00:10:27Shut up, Everly.
00:10:28Shit.
00:10:28He's so sexy.
00:10:31Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:10:32Okay, bye.
00:10:33Don't worry.
00:10:34Okay?
00:10:35Tonight's gonna be amazing.
00:10:36Okay, Soph?
00:10:38Yes.
00:10:39Come on.
00:10:40Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:10:41Okay.
00:10:42I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:10:47I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:10:52Why do I even care?
00:10:57Yo, you ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:11:00Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:11:06You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:11:08You're dating a nun.
00:11:09She's never gonna let you smash.
00:11:11I'm calling it.
00:11:12Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:11:16I just can't prove it.
00:11:18You will soon.
00:11:21You're gonna film her?
00:11:22Yo.
00:11:27Dude, you're sick.
00:11:28What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:11:31A little bit of this...
00:11:33And she's gonna go feral.
00:11:37Yo, that 1500 is mine.
00:11:39Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:11:41Don't get involved, Luke.
00:11:45You're just your customer and doctor.
00:11:50Hey!
00:11:51You need to pay.
00:11:56Fuck!
00:11:56My eyes!
00:11:57What the fuck?!
00:11:58Where's your fucking friend, Liv?
00:11:59Before I call the cops.
00:12:00Kay-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Kaylee Avenue, Apartment 2.
00:12:05I need to get to Sophie.
00:12:13The lady.
00:12:31Nervous?
00:12:34Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
00:12:36than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:12:42Nervous?
00:12:44I-I'm a little nervous.
00:12:46Don't be.
00:12:48You don't make cherries I popped.
00:12:54Wait.
00:12:55What?
00:12:57I'm sorry.
00:12:57I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:59You have to wait.
00:13:00I'm sorry, Mike.
00:13:01I can't do this.
00:13:05You kidding me?
00:13:06I'm sorry.
00:13:07You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:13:09Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:13:12I'm going home.
00:13:18There it is.
00:13:19There it is.
00:13:22The hell you are.
00:13:24Not until I get something.
00:13:27No!
00:13:28No!
00:13:28No!
00:13:32Stop, Mike!
00:13:33Stop!
00:13:35Mike!
00:13:42Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:47Dr. Miller.
00:13:49Hey, Sophie.
00:13:50Hey!
00:13:51Hey, stay with me.
00:13:51Hey.
00:13:52Hey.
00:13:52Hey, Sophie.
00:13:53Hey.
00:13:54Hey.
00:13:54Hey.
00:13:55Hey.
00:13:56Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:58Did you take something?
00:14:00What's up, Grandpa?
00:14:01And who the fuck invited-
00:14:02Listen up, dumbass?
00:14:02Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:14:04I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:14:05If you want her, you can have her.
00:14:06I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:14:07What's so funny?
00:14:08You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:14:09Says who?
00:14:10You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:14:11Yeah.
00:14:12I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:14:13My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:14:15That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:14:16You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:14:17Wait.
00:14:18Wait.
00:14:19Wait.
00:14:20Wait.
00:14:21Wait.
00:14:22Wait.
00:14:23Wait.
00:14:24Wait.
00:14:25Wait.
00:14:26Wait.
00:14:27No, no, no.
00:14:28And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:14:29No, no, no.
00:14:30Please.
00:14:31Can we talk about this?
00:14:32It was just a joke.
00:14:33Oh, you want to talk?
00:14:34No.
00:14:35No.
00:14:36No.
00:14:37No.
00:14:38No.
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00:14:48No.
00:14:49Hey.
00:14:50Hey.
00:14:51Come on.
00:15:07She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:15:09Either way, it's not good.
00:15:15You stole me from my date?
00:15:16What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:15:17I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:15:18Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:15:19I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:15:20I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:15:21How much did you have to drink?
00:15:22I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:15:23Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:15:24Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:15:25Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:15:26Tell me this.
00:15:27Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use this?
00:15:28Dr. Miller, why did you prescribe birth control?
00:15:29Why did you prescribe birth control if you're not even going to let me use this?
00:15:30Then, do you have to drink?
00:15:31I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with?
00:15:48you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:15:52Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:15:53Tell me this.
00:15:54Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:16:01I was at the bar, all right, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could
00:16:07take your virginity and record it.
00:16:15Wow.
00:16:15I'm an idiot.
00:16:20No, you're not an idiot.
00:16:23First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the
00:16:30exam, and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity
00:16:36to a complete asshole.
00:16:38I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:16:43Sorry, Soph.
00:16:45So if you want my virginity week, you can have it.
00:17:01Someone clearly wants me.
00:17:11Are you hard right now?
00:17:14We're mid-argument.
00:17:22That's so wrong.
00:17:24You're drunk.
00:17:24I'm taking you home.
00:17:27What are you doing?
00:17:29You're drunk.
00:17:29I'm taking you home.
00:17:30What?
00:17:31No, I can't go home.
00:17:32My roommate's there.
00:17:33I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:17:35She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:17:44We're here.
00:17:46Here?
00:17:46Where is here?
00:17:48My place.
00:17:49You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:17:54If you're comfortable.
00:17:55I want to.
00:17:57I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:59I'm cool with that.
00:18:01But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:18:04Smooth, Sophie.
00:18:07Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:18:08You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:18:32The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:18:38How do you afford to live here alone?
00:18:49It's huge.
00:18:52I don't like tight spaces.
00:18:55Not all tight spaces.
00:18:56Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:19:01Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:19:02You'll feel better afterwards.
00:19:04Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:19:08Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:19:14I'm happy.
00:19:14I'm happy.
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00:19:41I'm happy.
00:19:46You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:19:48You've seen way too much of me already.
00:19:53I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:57You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:20:01Wait. You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:20:08and draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:20:12No, Mrs. Dill.
00:20:16Then why me? I'm nothing special.
00:20:19You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:20:22You're kind to people.
00:20:25You're beautiful.
00:20:38Who is that?
00:20:41This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:20:44Um, you have to hide right now.
00:20:47All right?
00:20:48Come on.
00:20:51Luke?
00:20:53Are you home?
00:20:58Lukey?
00:20:59Come out. Come out.
00:21:01Stop playing.
00:21:02I stole one of your pagers.
00:21:05I know you're not on call.
00:21:12Don't say a word.
00:21:13There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:21:21Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now? What the hell?
00:21:25Shhh.
00:21:26She's a dean's daughter.
00:21:27We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients. She gets them kicked out of school.
00:21:31Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:21:33Shhh.
00:21:38What are you doing? You didn't answer my calls.
00:21:41I'm sleeping.
00:21:44Why don't I join you?
00:21:50I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:21:53Like what, baby?
00:21:54Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:57Ice cubes?
00:21:58What ice cubes?
00:21:59Like call the cops.
00:22:01Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:22:03Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:22:05Come on, Lukey.
00:22:07You know you love screwing me.
00:22:15I have someone new in my life.
00:22:18Someone new?
00:22:19Who the fuck is she?
00:22:22I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:22:25And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:22:27And I'm gonna call the dean.
00:22:28And I'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:22:32Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:22:33No, you can't!
00:22:35One.
00:22:38Two.
00:22:39Fine!
00:22:40Fine!
00:22:41I'm leaving.
00:22:44Your loss.
00:22:54Oh my god, Luke.
00:22:56Luke.
00:23:02Holy shit.
00:23:03You smell like booze.
00:23:04I sobered up, I swear.
00:23:05What's with the ice cubes?
00:23:06Ugh.
00:23:08I prefer no ice cubes.
00:23:09You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:23:10You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:23:16You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:23:17You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:23:23You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:23:24You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:23:25You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:23:30My virginity?
00:23:31Yup.
00:23:32Still intact.
00:23:33Fuck my life.
00:23:35That little distraction.
00:23:50My virginity?
00:23:54Yep. Still intact.
00:23:58Fuck my life.
00:24:00Language, Mrs. Doe.
00:24:02Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:24:05I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:24:08Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:24:10What would you have me do?
00:24:12Don't say it. Don't say it.
00:24:14You could join me.
00:24:20Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:24:30Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:24:33There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:24:36I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:24:41What?
00:24:43I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:24:44But?
00:24:45But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:46You're my patient for one.
00:24:47In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:48I'm graduating this year.
00:24:49I'm graduating this year.
00:24:50Second.
00:24:51You're a virgin.
00:24:52Ouch.
00:24:53I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:54I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:55I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:24:56I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:24:57But?
00:24:58But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:59You're my patient for one.
00:25:00In an on-campus clinic.
00:25:01I'm graduating this year.
00:25:02Second.
00:25:03You're a virgin.
00:25:04Ouch.
00:25:05I'm asking you to change that.
00:25:06You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:25:08But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:25:21I don't want to talk to you.
00:25:25You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:25:29but you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:25:37I don't make love.
00:25:38I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards.
00:25:41All right, sweetheart?
00:25:42I'm not that guy.
00:25:48Well, maybe I don't need you to call me, Luke.
00:25:51I'm a big girl.
00:25:51I can handle myself.
00:25:55Unless you're just not interested.
00:25:56I saw how hot your ex is
00:26:00and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:26:05Someone's jealous.
00:26:08Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus
00:26:10to come to your shitty little cafe
00:26:12to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:26:13Because it's cheap.
00:26:26Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform
00:26:29when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:26:34You see, you don't have to pull any tricks
00:26:36for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:26:39So do it.
00:26:41I'm ready, I promise.
00:26:42I promise.
00:26:47Ready?
00:26:53Who's that?
00:26:55As your doctor, I know you haven't started your brush control.
00:27:02Sorry, Sue.
00:27:05Are you kidding me?
00:27:06Can I, uh, can I get, uh...
00:27:15You're killing me.
00:27:16So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy-ass house,
00:27:20you see his dick, and you're still...
00:27:21A virgin?
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:24I threw every proposition in the book at him,
00:27:26and he just didn't want this.
00:27:31Can you wait?
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:33Sophie, no 36-year-old man
00:27:36I looked his agent, by the way,
00:27:37is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:27:41He respects you, dummy.
00:27:43Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:27:45I mean, he's clearly experienced,
00:27:47sophisticated, sexy.
00:27:49All the things I'm not.
00:27:50You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:27:54A Cadillac pussy.
00:27:56And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:27:58Watch.
00:27:58Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:28:03No.
00:28:04Can you just order?
00:28:07I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:28:23But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:28:26Yes, Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:28:32What do you want?
00:28:34I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:28:39I didn't get to introduce myself
00:28:41when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:28:44Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:28:46He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:28:48Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller
00:28:51knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:28:56Can you believe it?
00:28:58Sophie's evil.
00:28:59First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:29:02A slut.
00:29:04Pregnant with Luke's?
00:29:06Did you really think that a man
00:29:08that accomplished attractive and rich
00:29:11would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:29:15Sophie, you idiot.
00:29:17Of course he was never yours.
00:29:18Sophie, you can have him.
00:29:24You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:29:27I didn't do this, I swear.
00:29:28I would never.
00:29:29What's going on?
00:29:30Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:29:33No, I didn't.
00:29:33I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:29:35Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:29:38Sophie?
00:29:39Sophie?
00:29:40I'm calling the police.
00:29:41No, I would never do this.
00:29:43Please.
00:29:43She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:29:46We need a medic, too.
00:29:47I'm a doctor.
00:29:53I'm a doctor.
00:29:54Um, no, no, no, no.
00:30:16I'm fine.
00:30:18I'll just be going.
00:30:19We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:30:25Never seen him look so angry.
00:30:27Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:30:33Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:30:36It was for a friend.
00:30:38You liar.
00:30:38I saw you drinking from it.
00:30:41Let me go.
00:30:42I don't want to press charges.
00:30:45Just a moment.
00:30:54Oh, my God.
00:30:58You're crazy.
00:30:59You're actually crazy.
00:31:01Luke, please.
00:31:02I can explain.
00:31:04She's not right for you.
00:31:05Well, breaking into my house, stealing my pager.
00:31:09That's normal for you, Gina.
00:31:11I get it.
00:31:12But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:31:19Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:31:23She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:31:26I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:31:27Stop.
00:31:28Luke, this isn't you.
00:31:31You are just being taken advantage of.
00:31:33She's nothing.
00:31:35A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:31:38You're better than this, Luke.
00:31:41Officer, take her away.
00:31:46Let's go.
00:31:48You bitch!
00:31:49You don't deserve him.
00:31:50Let's go.
00:31:51I knew she was psycho.
00:31:55You couldn't even hurt a flight even if someone paid you to.
00:31:59Thanks, Ev.
00:32:00Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:32:01I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:32:04Take the day.
00:32:14Someone's waiting for their new test drive.
00:32:15Cadillac pussy.
00:32:21You came just to save me?
00:32:29Of course I did.
00:32:36I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you.
00:32:40So I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:32:47I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:32:49Sophie, I rushed out a surgery for you.
00:32:51I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:32:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:32:57I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:33:01What do you mean?
00:33:02I mean, you reject all of my advances and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:33:10What do you see in me?
00:33:12Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:33:16Entertainment?
00:33:17Sophie, if you were just entertaining me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:33:20You're just young.
00:33:28I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:33:31Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:33:43What do you want?
00:33:43You take me seriously.
00:33:54Get in the car.
00:33:56What?
00:33:57To where?
00:33:59Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:34:01What?
00:34:02Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:34:04I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:34:32We're doing both.
00:34:34My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home.
00:34:39Your vacation home?
00:34:41As in you have multiple?
00:34:44Wow.
00:34:45Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:34:48And you have a butler at your vacation mansion.
00:34:56Luke, you're not just rich.
00:34:57You're like old money.
00:34:59What the hell?
00:35:01Look, I didn't say it because I don't want to stress out.
00:35:03The truth is, yes.
00:35:05My family's rich.
00:35:07But we're not here to impress them.
00:35:09We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:35:11And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:35:27Is this the waitress that you brought me, Lucas?
00:35:32Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:35:35I'm not.
00:35:40Hang on.
00:35:41What even am I to Luke?
00:35:48Mother.
00:35:50This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:35:54Girlfriend?
00:35:55No way.
00:35:57Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:58Manners.
00:35:59Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:36:01Girlfriend?
00:36:07What happened to the pretty one?
00:36:09Gina?
00:36:11The Dean's daughter?
00:36:12The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:36:16Ouch.
00:36:18Mother, again,
00:36:19as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:36:22And my date to the gala.
00:36:23If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again,
00:36:26I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:36:28Unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:36:30to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:36:31Oh, you ungrateful child.
00:36:38If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:36:40Oh, before we go,
00:36:41which room do you keep to Vich's Dior and Versace?
00:36:44She needs some options for tonight.
00:36:47Fourth floor, third door on your window.
00:36:51Thank you, Mother.
00:36:52Good to see you.
00:36:53That was the hottest thing
00:37:00anybody has ever done for me.
00:37:10Your brother has lost it.
00:37:12Get down here and handle this new,
00:37:14trashy arm candy.
00:37:15Is your mom always so...
00:37:25Narcissistic psychopath?
00:37:28Yeah.
00:37:30That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:37:32But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients,
00:37:36so I come back every year.
00:37:38You care a lot about your patients.
00:37:40That's sweet.
00:37:41I do.
00:37:43Plus, the other perk is
00:37:44I can spend a ton of money on you.
00:37:46What does that mean?
00:37:58Luke, you did not.
00:37:59Which one of them speaks to you?
00:38:07I mean, I want all of them.
00:38:08That's done.
00:38:09I haven't even picked one out.
00:38:11You said you want all of them.
00:38:14They're yours.
00:38:1980.
00:38:21I can't accept this.
00:38:22This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:38:24Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses
00:38:26to piss you off.
00:38:27Why do you like me?
00:38:31I'm just a college student,
00:38:33and you're...
00:38:34you.
00:38:36Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:38:38You're cultured.
00:38:39Your parents host charity events.
00:38:41You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:38:43I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine
00:38:45that I share with, like, a hundred other students.
00:38:48It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:57Of course, it's too late.
00:39:06Now, we're already falling for you.
00:39:10Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:39:12Because I want it to be right.
00:39:19I don't want you to look back on this
00:39:20and think of me as the old guy
00:39:21who took advantage of you.
00:39:23Yeah.
00:39:25But take it slow.
00:39:25Even though there's nothing I'd rather do
00:39:35than rip your clothes off right now.
00:39:37Really?
00:39:43Really.
00:39:44Come back here.
00:40:08I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:40:10Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:40:16You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:40:27Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:40:30Can you zip me up, please?
00:40:38You know, I'm going to get you back for this.
00:40:40Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:56That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:59He dumped my best friend!
00:41:01The gala is tonight,
00:41:04and Luke is supposed to have
00:41:06the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:41:08not strutting the campus mattress.
00:41:12Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:41:17Don't worry, Mom.
00:41:19I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:41:21just long enough for him to realize
00:41:22that he's made a mistake.
00:41:23Mm-hmm.
00:41:25That's my girl.
00:41:29Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:41:32I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person
00:41:34at the gala tonight.
00:41:35Holy shit.
00:41:50It's not about being pretty.
00:41:58I just...
00:42:00I don't want to embarrass you
00:42:01in front of all your rich friends.
00:42:03I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:42:06Wouldn't it make more sense
00:42:07if we just met up at, like,
00:42:08a bowling alley
00:42:09and donated the party expenses?
00:42:13You're so refreshing.
00:42:16You ready?
00:42:16Wow.
00:42:35She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:42:37Yeah, you never said
00:42:38your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:42:41Why would you want to break them up?
00:42:42Shut up.
00:42:43There was a $2.5 billion inheritance
00:42:45down the drain.
00:42:46If my brother marries this nobody,
00:42:47it's that of Gina.
00:42:55I'd like to thank you all
00:42:56for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:42:58This is a great opportunity
00:42:59for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:43:02Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale,
00:43:04are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:43:07Cheers.
00:43:12Girlfriend?
00:43:13Not for long.
00:43:14Good evening, everyone.
00:43:30Thank you so much for being here
00:43:32at our wonderful Charity auction.
00:43:36Our first item.
00:43:37An all-expense-paid trip
00:43:43to Bora Bora
00:43:44with its amazing,
00:43:47iconic,
00:43:48volcanic views
00:43:49starting big.
00:43:52$5,000.
00:43:53$5,000.
00:43:54Now $6.
00:43:55It's right into $6.
00:43:56Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:57That's pretty good.
00:43:59Can I get...
00:44:00You need to come quick.
00:44:01My wife's having an allergic reaction.
00:44:04You gonna be okay?
00:44:05Go.
00:44:05Let's go.
00:44:14What is it?
00:44:15My throat.
00:44:17Over your mouth.
00:44:19Breathe.
00:44:19So, number 12, $7,000,
00:44:27all-expense-paid trip
00:44:29to Bora Bora.
00:44:30Give me a round of applause.
00:44:30Congratulations.
00:44:32Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:44:33Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:44:36Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student,
00:44:38has graciously offered herself up
00:44:40for a date with a lucky man.
00:44:43Now, according to Miss Tisdale,
00:44:45she has a great personality
00:44:47and an even better mouth.
00:44:49What a hussy.
00:44:51Auctioning a blowjob?
00:44:53I hope Dr. Miller knows
00:44:55what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:57I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:59I knew that you were too classless
00:45:01for this family.
00:45:03Poor Lukey.
00:45:05She hasn't fooled.
00:45:06Trailer trash skank.
00:45:08Who let her kind in here?
00:45:10I wouldn't do that.
00:45:11I would never.
00:45:13I have $1,000 for a night with Miss Tisdale?
00:45:16Hmm.
00:45:17Really, Sophie?
00:45:18No one wants you for $1,000?
00:45:19Whew.
00:45:20All right.
00:45:22$500?
00:45:23All right.
00:45:24$500 for the poor girl?
00:45:27She's got student loans.
00:45:29Whatever that means.
00:45:31Where's Luke?
00:45:35Are you?
00:45:38I don't see anything wrong here.
00:45:41No, my throat, it hurts.
00:45:43What the fuck with me?
00:45:43I recognize you.
00:45:45You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:45:46What the hell is going on here?
00:45:47Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:49Patrick, get out of my way.
00:45:51Why lower your standards?
00:45:53We're millionaires.
00:45:54She might be a good fuck,
00:45:55but that's how she'll ever be, man.
00:45:56You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:46:06Motherfucker.
00:46:09$450.
00:46:11$400?
00:46:12Oh, all right.
00:46:17I mean, look.
00:46:18I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:46:21Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:46:24Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:46:27Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:46:32Sold!
00:46:33Sold for $400.
00:46:36Wow, Sophie.
00:46:37Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:46:40Used goods, that's rude, Serena.
00:46:51After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:54Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:46:58What was that you were saying about class, Letitia, darling?
00:47:07You idiot!
00:47:09Get off the stage.
00:47:10We're leaving.
00:47:11Mom, he's embarrassing me.
00:47:13You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy.
00:47:17No need, my dear.
00:47:19Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you.
00:47:23After all of this.
00:47:25No.
00:47:26But, but.
00:47:28No!
00:47:29No!
00:47:30Young man, that information you gave is illegal.
00:47:35You're a doctor!
00:47:36Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:47:39You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:47:41Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:47:43How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:47:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:49No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:51Stephanie?
00:47:51I'm going to sue you for everything you've got!
00:48:04You can't. You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to,
00:48:09but I practice under the university, so you can't touch me.
00:48:12So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:48:15I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:48:21Let's go. Get to writing.
00:48:25Let's go. Everybody out.
00:48:34Look at these assholes go.
00:48:35You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me. I would have been okay.
00:48:39I do it a thousand times over. No one comes at my woman like that.
00:48:42Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:48:47Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:49You all right?
00:48:50What are you looking for?
00:49:06I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:49:12Right. Okay. Make me an appletini.
00:49:22What?
00:49:23Seriously?
00:49:25All right, so vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur. Can we just choose something easier?
00:49:32You suck at being a rich kid.
00:49:38Move.
00:49:42Can you open up?
00:49:49All right, let's just make it simple.
00:49:52Body shots.
00:49:55I've never done that before.
00:49:58Seriously?
00:50:00What do you mean? You're like so old.
00:50:02I was trying to get into school.
00:50:03I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:50:07He just said you're hot. Make a move, Sophie.
00:50:10Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:50:22Holy shit.
00:50:23All right, I got the hang of that. Now it's your turn, Ms. Tisdale.
00:50:36Now or never, Sophie. Go for it.
00:50:50New rule. You can't choose the same place twice.
00:50:53Is that so?
00:50:54Well, then where are you going to lick me?
00:51:08Shame, shame. You're trying to play with my emotion.
00:51:12Blame, blame. Only you feel like a devotion.
00:51:15How'd you ever think you could pull this shit?
00:51:19Think you could get away with it?
00:51:21Be careful what you give, cause you don't know what you might get.
00:51:34I'm sorry, was that...?
00:51:36You dropped me fucking wild.
00:51:39Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:45Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:51:50Wait, what?
00:51:50Sophie, I want you to fly. I'm sorry.
00:51:54Fuck.
00:51:54Luke, no, no, no. I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:58I want to do this with you. Lose my virginity.
00:52:02Sophie.
00:52:04Don't Sophie me. That's so patronizing.
00:52:06Okay, I'm trying, but I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:52:14I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life. I'm terrified of that.
00:52:19It's this that hurts me, what you're doing right now rejecting me.
00:52:22What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:52:24Being together? Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:52:30I mean, my family sucks. My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:52:34I mean, of course I want to be with you. But am I right for you?
00:52:40And you really want to take on this much baggage?
00:52:43I might be a virgin, but this whole, it's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year.
00:52:52Sophie, where are you going?
00:52:54I'm calling a cab and going back to campus. I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:58You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:53:05Don't follow me.
00:53:11Damn it.
00:53:18Guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:53:34What's the point in talking to me now? You've rejected me thrice.
00:53:42Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:53:44Nope.
00:53:46Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:53:49So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:53:52All to myself.
00:53:52What?
00:53:56You heard me.
00:53:58Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:54:02Seriously?
00:54:04You're into this?
00:54:06Like, you might want to like hook up?
00:54:07Hell yeah I would.
00:54:10Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:54:12Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:54:15Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:54:16I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:54:20Pause.
00:54:22What did you just say?
00:54:23I'm a virgin?
00:54:30She's a virgin, y'all.
00:54:32Aw, cute.
00:54:34Excuse me?
00:54:34Too much work.
00:54:36You're probably super clingy too.
00:54:38You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:54:42Sweetie?
00:54:42I'm a senior.
00:54:44That's even sadder.
00:54:47You were just into me.
00:54:48Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:52You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:54But I'm looking for a fun time, you know?
00:54:57You're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy.
00:55:02Sorry.
00:55:04What?
00:55:05I'm glad.
00:55:06I'm in this $80,000 dress and I can't even get a stupid horny crack guy to get with me.
00:55:21He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:55:27Oh, and Luke.
00:55:28Of course, Luke on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me and I guess he was just so
00:55:33repulsed that he didn't need to see more.
00:55:38You know what?
00:55:43Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:55:45I'm at the hospital right now, bro.
00:55:46Oh, look at me.
00:55:47I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor and I'm also hot as fuck and I just love to lead girls on with the
00:55:54orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:56I don't know.
00:55:57I don't know.
00:55:58Say something, asshole.
00:56:01Can I come get you right now, please?
00:56:02So you can what?
00:56:04Not have sex?
00:56:04Yeah, I don't think so.
00:56:05I think I'll stay right here where the guys at least have, I don't know, the decency to not lead me on.
00:56:11Guys?
00:56:11What guys?
00:56:12Did someone do something to you?
00:56:14Of course not.
00:56:14They said I was too messy.
00:56:17Too messy and too much.
00:56:19And I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:56:23You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:56:27I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:56:29I'm coming to get you.
00:56:30Keep falling on you, all right?
00:56:43Sophie, Sophie.
00:56:44Hey, wake up.
00:56:50I gotcha.
00:56:50Come on, man.
00:57:06Is she?
00:57:11She's fine.
00:57:12She's bottled water in two of these in the morning.
00:57:16I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is gonna hit her hard.
00:57:19Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me.
00:57:41Rise and shine, party animal.
00:57:45You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:49You feel like shit.
00:57:51You look like shit.
00:57:53But like, a million bucks.
00:57:56So is this a gift from Luke or?
00:57:58Everly, the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name.
00:58:04He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:58:07But Luke brought you back to the job.
00:58:09Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:58:10I'm done having my time wasted.
00:58:15I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:58:19So I've decided I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:58:24Huh?
00:58:24Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:58:27People, guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:58:37I need you to help me look slutty.
00:58:40No way, I'm not gonna do that.
00:58:46You're not gonna help me look sexy?
00:58:47Why not?
00:58:48Sophie, you are sexy.
00:58:50I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:52Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:53I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:56I'm giving off don't fuck, snooze fest, boring.
00:59:00Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy.
00:59:05The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:59:12Burn me up.
00:59:29Perfect.
00:59:35Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:52There's no way.
00:59:54That girl's powerful.
00:59:55Yeah.
00:59:55It is.
00:59:57That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:59Dude, the maker was actually working.
01:00:01Everyone's looking at you.
01:00:02Good.
01:00:03I hope the news gets back to Luke.
01:00:04I mean more.
01:00:05Hmm.
01:00:11Holy shit.
01:00:12There he is.
01:00:13Are you gonna say something?
01:00:17Holy shit, Sophie.
01:00:19No, I'm just gonna make you regret everything.
01:00:29Thanks, babe.
01:00:30Anytime, beautiful.
01:00:34And what can I get for you, handsome?
01:00:41A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
01:00:44I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:46What the hell's going on here?
01:00:47Stop interrupting, grandpa.
01:00:49What the fuck did you just say?
01:00:51One latte coming right up.
01:00:52And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:57Sophie, what is this?
01:00:58You're dressed different.
01:00:59You're acting different.
01:01:00I don't get it.
01:01:02Whoops.
01:01:03Let me get that for you.
01:01:04So did you want a coffee?
01:01:12The ab shining is on the house.
01:01:15Is this like a punishment?
01:01:16I mean, if it is, I get it.
01:01:17But it's only yourself and other guys.
01:01:19It's not you.
01:01:19That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:01:22I gave you a chance.
01:01:24And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:01:26and isn't gonna embarrass me in the process.
01:01:28Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:01:31They did on the land fair.
01:01:33You should come.
01:01:34She's got plans.
01:01:36Actually, I don't.
01:01:38My first frat party invite?
01:01:40Wow.
01:01:41This whole Hawkgirl act is actually working.
01:01:44You should bring your homegirl.
01:01:45Guy's gonna love you.
01:01:47I will.
01:01:47See you tonight.
01:01:50You're not going to bed.
01:01:51Newsflash.
01:01:52You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:54You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:56That's not true.
01:01:56Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:59My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:02:05Sophie, I'm not gonna let you throw your life away
01:02:07just because of me, all right?
01:02:08If I'm gonna do this frat party 36 years old, I will.
01:02:11What could you have possibly been in that?
01:02:16Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:02:19Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:02:21Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:02:24I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:02:30Everly, not funny.
01:02:31Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at the stupid hospital
01:02:34and he gets a text from you in this.
01:02:37If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:02:40How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy
01:02:42that I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:02:44Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:50We have push-up bra?
01:02:51Or pink?
01:02:52Or pink?
01:02:53Red.
01:03:06Get in.
01:03:07Get Sophie's safe.
01:03:08Get out.
01:03:10Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for.
01:03:13Sick costume, bro.
01:03:14Right.
01:03:19Gotta have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:03:24Sorry.
01:03:25Rules.
01:03:35Idiot.
01:03:35I have to get to her.
01:03:40Where is it?
01:03:44Stop being shy.
01:03:45You look hot.
01:03:48See?
01:03:52Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:52Why?
01:03:53Because I'm taking a 0.5 and sending it to Luke.
01:04:06No.
01:04:06Yes.
01:04:13I got a hat.
01:04:14I have to get to her.
01:04:15Where is it?
01:04:16I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:04:28He opened it immediately.
01:04:30He's so whipped.
01:04:32Welcome to the party.
01:04:37I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:04:39He opened it immediately.
01:04:41He's so whipped.
01:04:44Welcome to the party.
01:04:46Do you have his abs?
01:04:53Hell yeah.
01:05:06It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:05:09Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie.
01:05:14Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie.
01:05:19Oh, yeah.
01:05:21Oh, yeah.
01:05:25Yo, this girl's crazy.
01:05:32Yo, this girl's crazy.
01:05:33Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:43Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:49You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:51Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:53That's a lie.
01:05:55You talk?
01:05:59Come on, Sophie.
01:05:59Let's play spin the bottle.
01:06:02Coming.
01:06:02My friend here is just leaving.
01:06:05Actually, I'll join.
01:06:06What?
01:06:07No.
01:06:07The motivator!
01:06:08Who's going first?
01:06:20I'll spin.
01:06:21Do you think he's a TA?
01:06:22I hope it lands on me.
01:06:24He seems experienced.
01:06:38Fuck.
01:06:39Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:43Roll the roll.
01:06:44As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:52Can we talk like adults?
01:07:03Can we fuck like adults?
01:07:08You know, you dress like this makes me want to fuck you right here.
01:07:22How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:52What?
01:08:07Time's up.
01:08:09What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:08:12I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:08:15Now you'll wish you would affect me when you had the chance.
01:08:22So, how was it?
01:08:39Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:08:41I'm going to spin again.
01:08:45Sophie.
01:08:52You had your chance, Luke.
01:09:00Come on, Noah.
01:09:11Okay, so...
01:09:12I've never kissed anyone before.
01:09:14What?
01:09:15So, I'm going to embarrass myself.
01:09:17So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:09:20You can relax.
01:09:21I wasn't going to kiss you anyway.
01:09:23Really?
01:09:24But, all the rumors.
01:09:26Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:09:29Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:09:32I don't even know a Derek.
01:09:35I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:09:39Oh, I'm so screwed.
01:09:42Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:45They're going to kill me.
01:09:47No, they're going to make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:49No, no, they're going to make fun of me to death.
01:09:51Wait.
01:09:53I'll help you.
01:09:55How?
01:10:02It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:10:04Come on, virgin.
01:10:08They're going to call me that until I freaking graduate.
01:10:10We don't have time.
01:10:11Just come here.
01:10:12You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:10:16Really?
01:10:17You don't care?
01:10:19No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:10:21You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:10:24Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:10:30I owe you.
01:10:34Noah!
01:10:35Are you in there?
01:10:37Oh, yeah.
01:10:38It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:43Oh, yeah.
01:10:45All right, that's enough.
01:10:49Selfie, if you open the damn door.
01:10:53Okay, ready?
01:10:54It's working.
01:10:57Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:59He deserves it.
01:11:12What's the problem, doctor?
01:11:26The fuck were you doing him in with him?
01:11:28Well.
01:11:31First I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:11:41Liar.
01:11:43You don't know that.
01:11:43You know you belong to me.
01:11:50All right.
01:12:11Yo!
01:12:13Get out.
01:12:24I need his arm.
01:12:27I don't want to.
01:12:30Me too.
01:12:43What?
01:12:47Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:12:49No.
01:12:50No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:52I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:55I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:58You fucking idiot.
01:13:01You are.
01:13:02You are.
01:13:24I guess you better take that.
01:13:25Someone better be dying.
01:13:28What's it, code blue?
01:13:30They are.
01:13:34I'm sorry, Sophie.
01:13:35I have to go.
01:13:40I've been burned too many times.
01:13:41Are we ever going to do this, Sophie?
01:13:47Sophie, I promise you the last thing I wanted to see.
01:13:50All right.
01:13:50I promise we're going to do this.
01:13:51We are.
01:13:52But not in some shitty frat house.
01:13:58You deserve better than that.
01:13:59Better how?
01:14:03You have a passport, right?
01:14:04So sexy underwear?
01:14:10Check.
01:14:11A jacket?
01:14:12Check.
01:14:13A bikini.
01:14:15Where exactly is he taking you?
01:14:16He didn't tell me.
01:14:20Crap, he's here.
01:14:23Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:14:24Oh my god.
01:14:31No way.
01:14:32This man's insane.
01:14:33He's actually psycho.
01:14:36On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:14:39Guilty soldier.
01:14:44Don't you have like any advice for me?
01:14:46He's hot.
01:14:47Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:14:50It's finally happening.
01:15:03You look incredible.
01:15:17You said airport fit.
01:15:19I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:15:28This is so psychotic.
01:15:30Am I really worth all this?
01:15:31It's the first times.
01:15:38Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:15:40International.
01:15:42I'm going to go.
01:15:52Luke, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm going to lose my mind.
01:15:56I'm sorry.
01:15:57I just didn't want to ruin the surprise.
01:15:59You ready?
01:16:00A croissant?
01:16:08You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:16:11It's a hint.
01:16:12Go look at the view.
01:16:13You'll know where we are.
01:16:14Are you crazy?
01:16:23You took me to Paris?
01:16:33Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:35I set up an appointment at Chanel and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:40Luke.
01:16:40You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:50I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:54I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:56Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:17:10I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:16I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:20You know, it was weird when you were my customer and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:33Is it weird that even in something so basic like this you still turn me on?
01:17:50I don't understand why you're my boyfriend.
01:17:56Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:59She's all yours?
01:18:01Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:18:07Yes.
01:18:08We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:18:12I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:18:14We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:18:19Laureen, don't tell me.
01:18:20I'm sorry?
01:18:23Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:18:28I'll give you two a moment.
01:18:28I'm so sorry.
01:18:37I don't know how this happened.
01:18:39I was trying to be safe.
01:18:41Wow.
01:18:43What do you think the odds are?
01:18:451.6 in 100.
01:18:47He'd probably hate me.
01:18:50As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:55Graduations in a month and
01:18:56I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:19:07Sophie, I'm all in.
01:19:26ŠŠ¾Š³ć.
01:19:28I'm so sorry.
01:19:40We're up.
01:19:41My mom isč¦ing.
01:19:42Are we at the truth working on a goddamn question?
01:19:44Okay, so I'm so sorry.
01:19:45God's suffering.
01:19:47We'll be speaking with you.
01:19:47I'm absolutely nothing.
01:19:48Really, I'm not thinking in the way.
01:19:49I was out with my parents, which you're watching them,
01:19:51I think I didn't like that, but I can remember one verse.
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