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00:00Strike!
00:02Hey, flaccid face!
00:04You got a humiliation kink?
00:06Alright, a big swing energy, baby, come on!
00:08Dude could not hit waters
00:10he's out of a boat these days.
00:12Be careful, loser!
00:14Don't wanna hurt yourself striking out!
00:20There we go!
00:22Come on, Kyle!
00:24That was for you, Trouble.
00:26Why don't you go chase that ball down?
00:28I'll sign it for you.
00:30Where the hell did that come from?
00:34Like, who the hell did that come from?
00:36Now, gentlemen,
00:38I think I found my boy's new lucky charm.
01:00Hey, it's Harley, right?
01:08Yeah, you.
01:10I just wanted to say...
01:20Stop staring at me.
01:22I just wanted to say...
01:28Stop staring at me.
01:30Oh, I wasn't.
01:32Picturing me naked?
01:34Yeah, right.
01:36You know, I should really charge you for that.
01:38Pervert.
01:40Pervert.
01:46Nice work, Harley.
01:48Teacher spit.
01:50I'm not interested in you or your date.
02:04Guessing you're below average in everything.
02:06Dumb jocks aren't my type.
02:08Dumb jocks aren't my type.
02:20Good news.
02:22I think I found the guest of honor for tomorrow's loser party.
02:26Tara, I already told you.
02:30I'm not going.
02:31Harley...
02:32What?
02:33Aren't you sick of spending every Saturday night in your dorm doing homework?
02:37Yes.
02:38Aren't you tired of chasing after boys from afar?
02:41Well, obviously, but...
02:43Do you or do you not want the classic college experience?
02:48I do.
02:49I do.
02:50Well, this is it, babe.
02:51It doesn't get more classic than the baseball frats annual loser party.
02:56You can go and you can watch some dorky freshman get crowned king loser.
03:00You can play beer pong.
03:02You can do a keg stand.
03:04You can even lose your V card to a hottie with a stiff back.
03:07Oh, gross.
03:08Baseball guys are the worst.
03:10They're self-absorbed.
03:12They are moronic.
03:14They have great asses.
03:16I mean, have you seen Kai Rydels?
03:19Oh.
03:20To die for.
03:23I think I just heard my name.
03:29What do you want?
03:30Listen.
03:32I was just thinking.
03:33Oh, wow.
03:34I didn't think you knew how.
03:38I think we got off on the wrong foot.
03:40How about a truce?
03:43Come to the Alpha house, stage her tomorrow.
03:45It'll be really fun.
03:47Pass.
03:48We'll be there.
03:49Well.
03:58Hopefully I'll see you there.
03:59Traitor.
04:12I have a shift at the cafeteria tomorrow anyway.
04:14Colin's it.
04:15I need the money.
04:16It's just one day, sweetie.
04:17You said you wanted fun.
04:18I'm giving you fun.
04:19You can make me later.
04:20I'm giving you fun.
04:21You can make me later.
04:22I'm giving you fun.
04:23You can make me later.
04:24I'm giving you fun.
04:25I'm giving you fun.
04:26I'm giving you fun.
04:27You know what, bro?
04:29I think you need to focus more in your game, and less on dunking on some random nerve.
04:34You know what, bro?
04:44I think you need to focus more on your game
04:46and less on dunking on some random nerves.
04:48Postseason starts in a few weeks.
04:50Look, dude, I think you're just pissed
04:52that you owe me another $100
04:53because I found the biggest loser on campus
04:55four years running.
04:56Thank you very much.
04:58That's not it.
04:59Yeah, it's always hazing one of the Russian players.
05:02No, no, that's a random girl.
05:05No, but it's more than that, no?
05:07Ever since last semester,
05:08all that shit that went down with your dad,
05:10look, I know you've been in a slump.
05:12Jesus.
05:13Failing out of classes, getting into fights.
05:15Look, I don't want to talk about that right now.
05:16It's a fucking party, all right?
05:18Give me a break.
05:20Talk to a girl or something.
05:21I fucking tried.
05:28Whoa.
05:30Babe.
05:30I love you, but you need to loosen up.
05:33What?
05:34Enjoy yourself.
05:35Enjoy Kai while you're at it.
05:38He made it plenty clear he's not interested.
05:41Well, maybe that's because you almost bit his head off
05:44when he tried inviting you to his party.
05:48Oh.
05:49Has anyone ever told you
05:50that you'll catch more flies with honey?
05:52Can't I aim higher than flies?
05:54Ugh.
05:55Speak of the she-devil,
05:57there she is.
06:00I'm great.
06:02Okay, I'm gonna get a drink.
06:03Be nice.
06:05I'm good.
06:10You came.
06:12Guess you're not used to making girls do that, huh?
06:14No, he's not.
06:18But me on the other hand, you know.
06:20Fuck off.
06:30You're a whole lot of trouble, aren't you?
06:35That attitude of yours, does it have an off button?
06:38No.
06:39And even if it did,
06:40I highly doubt you could find it.
06:51Is that a challenge?
07:02What?
07:04You're looking a little flushed.
07:09You want a drink?
07:17Oh my God, what is this, rubbing alcohol?
07:19It's vodka.
07:21You really don't get out much, do you?
07:24Ever even been to a party?
07:26Not really.
07:28Teacher's pets don't usually warn an invite.
07:32Well, lucky for you, I get out plenty,
07:34so why don't you let me show you a good time?
07:38Not like that.
07:43Unless...
07:46Look, I said truce,
07:51and I meant it.
07:55Friends?
07:55I have to say, that was horrible.
08:17And I thought you said you wanted to be a doctor.
08:20You're going to have to do better than that.
08:21Okay.
08:21Okay, this is it.
08:22This is the one.
08:23I'm so sorry, sir.
08:30I don't think he's going to make it.
08:33Hopefully it's not too late to get off the pre-med track,
08:35because that was...
08:37I mean, you were smiling.
08:38You were making a funny face.
08:40That's just my face.
08:41No, it's not.
08:42What do you say we go on a walk real quick,
08:52get some fresh air?
08:54Aw, leaving already, baby?
08:56I'm not your baby anymore, because we broke up.
09:01You remember that?
09:03And you're still not over it.
09:06Humiliating losers just to impress me.
09:09A romantic gesture, sure, but I'd rather just...
09:12What?
09:13Humiliating?
09:14What is she talking about?
09:15Nothing.
09:16Wait.
09:20She doesn't know.
09:22Oh.
09:23This is going to be good.
09:24Here, as Alpha's sweetheart,
09:26why don't you let me do the honors?
09:28Ma'am, Valerie, don't.
09:29What is she talking about?
09:36Excuse me.
09:37Hello.
09:38Excuse me.
09:39Everyone, listen up.
09:42Instead of a king loser this year,
09:46we'll be crowning a queen instead.
09:49Harley Wilson!
09:52Woo!
09:55Woo!
09:57Congrats.
09:59Loser.
10:00Loser!
10:00Loser!
10:02You even beat out the weirdo
10:05who brings his pet rat to class.
10:07Cheers to you.
10:09Oh, is her majesty going to cry?
10:13Thought you'd be happy to finally get some attention.
10:17And thanks to Kai for finding this year's queen.
10:26Mallory, get the fuck out of here.
10:28So this is why you invited me here?
10:30To humiliate me?
10:34It's kind of ironic, don't you think?
10:37You crowning me queen loser?
10:41When you suck at school,
10:43you suck even worse at baseball,
10:47at least lately.
10:48So, if I'm queen loser this semester,
10:51what does that make you?
10:53Emperor?
10:54Supreme?
10:55The man, the myth, the disappointment.
11:16Hey, wasn't me, was that stupid?
11:17What do you know I like with me, brother?
11:21Hey, shake it off, okay?
11:25I'm fucking fine, guys.
11:28Why would I care about what some loser thinks of me?
11:33Harley, wait!
11:44Okay, I am so sorry for making you come to this.
11:47That is my bad.
11:48Second of all,
11:50holy shit, Harley!
11:52That was amazing.
11:54You just eviscerated his ass.
11:56Oh, I'm not done with him.
11:58Not even close.
12:14Oh, fuck.
12:21Careful, loser!
12:22Don't want to hurt yourself striking out.
12:24See that one, Trouble?
12:33That one's for you.
12:34Why don't you go fetch that ball for me?
12:36I'll sign it for you, all right?
12:41Where the hell did that come from?
12:44I'm like, who the hell did that come from?
12:47Now, gentlemen,
12:50I think I found our boy's new lucky charm.
12:52Yeah, if that's true,
12:54we need to keep her around in the postseason.
12:56She pisses him off,
12:57takes her out on the field,
12:58we win.
12:59Yeah, but how the hell are we gonna get them in the same room?
13:02They hate each other.
13:04I have an idea.
13:06Yeah.
13:09Wait, wait, wait.
13:10Let me get this straight.
13:12You want me to hang around the baseball house
13:14to annoy the shit out of Kai
13:15because it makes him play better?
13:20Did someone take a bat to all your heads?
13:23I'm serious.
13:24Why would you think
13:25I would want to do anything to help him?
13:29Actually, I want him to suffer.
13:31I know.
13:32I know.
13:33But in exchange,
13:34we're gonna give you
13:35the full Miss Congeniality college glow-up,
13:37all right?
13:38Make you cool.
13:40Take you to the parties.
13:41Get you laid.
13:43Plus,
13:43we're gonna pay you.
13:45So...
13:45I don't want your money.
13:48Oh, come on.
13:49We see you washing dishes in the cafeteria.
13:52Trust me,
13:52this will be way more fun than that.
13:55You guys must really be desperate, huh?
13:57I mean, come on.
13:58It's a win-win.
14:00You get to torture your sworn enemy
14:01and become the most fuckable girl on campus.
14:05What else do you want from us?
14:06A choreographed dance?
14:08A striptease?
14:10Couldn't hurt.
14:12Outta girl.
14:14What do you say?
14:18I'm not cheap.
14:21Sixty.
14:22An hour.
14:25Worth every penny.
14:31Oh, and, uh,
14:33Kai?
14:34Kai can never,
14:36ever find out about this.
14:40Founded by me.
14:42So when do I start?
14:43Now.
14:44It's glow-up time, baby.
14:46Woo!
14:55What?
14:56This is all stuff girls have left here?
15:01What?
15:01This box is big.
15:04What can I say, man?
15:05I mean, I don't just hit home runs on the field.
15:08Okay.
15:08I don't know about this.
15:09Look, if you don't want to, you don't have to.
15:11You're smart.
15:12You're funny.
15:13And you are...
15:15You're a loser.
15:17I mean, it's the truth.
15:18It's tough love, sweetheart.
15:20But you raise your hand every single time the teacher asks a question.
15:24When you practically live at the library.
15:26And I don't know about you guys, but, uh,
15:28I've never seen you at a single party.
15:31So,
15:32yeah, you're a loser.
15:34But
15:34you don't have to be.
15:36Okay, let's do this.
16:04Really?
16:06I don't even...
16:10She would...
16:11Okay, all right!
16:15Hurry up.
16:27Yeah, I would.
16:35Hey, you look perfect.
16:36I'm just saying, man.
16:41She has no idea what she's talking about.
16:43I'm not washed up.
16:46No.
16:47Obviously, you're not.
16:48But
16:49you are obsessed with her.
16:53I'm not obsessed with her.
16:54I'm pissed.
16:55But it is undeniable.
16:56She's done wonders for your game.
17:00What are you talking about?
17:01Nothing.
17:02He is just messing with you.
17:04Ugh!
17:05Can we stop talking about the queen loser?
17:07She's a pathetic know-it-all who dresses like the Virgin Mary.
17:11Who's got an escape?
17:12I could not miss you.
17:13I could not miss you.
17:15Ugh.
17:17Wow.
17:18You are a glutton for punishment, honey.
17:21It's gonna take a lot more than a push-up bra and a bad blow-up for you to get your photo taken down.
17:25I don't know.
17:27I think she looks good.
17:34What are you doing here?
17:36I invited her, actually.
17:37I wanted to, you know, make it up to her for the other night.
17:40Well, as president of this fraternity, I am officially uninvited you.
17:46So, please, leave.
17:54I'll tell you what.
17:57I'll play you for it.
17:59I win.
17:59I stay.
18:00Are you deaf?
18:01He's not interested.
18:02No, you're on.
18:03Trouble.
18:05Ooh.
18:07Can I get a rack?
18:24I mean, uh, I mean, I meant, uh, a re-rack.
18:28Can I get a re-rack, please?
18:29Great shot.
18:45All that talk, and you can't seem to walk the walk, huh?
18:48Beer pong's a skill for primates.
18:50Doesn't make it any less useful.
18:52Give me your arm.
19:09I'm gripping it way too tight.
19:11It should just float right out of your fingers.
19:14Higher the arc, softer the land.
19:17Breathe, focus, and shoot.
19:26Look at that.
19:34Welcome to college.
19:35What's wrong, Sliver?
19:46You look a little fleshed.
19:47Am I...
19:47Am I pissing you off?
19:54No, I was just looking at your makeup.
19:56It's looking pretty clownish.
19:57Mm.
19:58Clownish?
19:58Like...
19:59Like your dating history?
20:01Oh, sweetheart.
20:01I don't think you could find what I like with a map.
20:06So...
20:07Why don't you tell me why you're really here?
20:12I told you.
20:13King invited me.
20:14Bullshit.
20:15You came here to torture me, just like you did on the field the other day.
20:19Well...
20:20I got news for you.
20:23I got a very high pain tolerance.
20:25I could do this all day.
20:28Oh.
20:29Then I'll make sure not to hold back.
20:31You know, I'm actually very surprised that you came back after what happened.
20:47Just couldn't resist me, huh?
20:52Well...
20:53I'm also sorry to say that there's not much here for you.
20:56Not for me or the other guys.
20:58You're right.
21:04You have no idea what I want.
21:07You're right.
21:12You don't...
21:12You don't...
21:26don't you dare...
21:29Oh my...
21:29Hey guys, what are you up to?
21:32Just throw it!
21:33Yo, what is she doing here, Gus?
21:34Yo, man, hey, get in on this, man.
21:37Harley is whooping Trey's ass.
21:39Yeah, I am.
21:39Oh, she's not, dude.
21:41Shit!
21:42Yes!
21:42Let's go!
21:44Hey, our girl's a beast!
21:46So what, she just fucking lives here now, or what?
21:48I mean, why not, bro?
21:49She sure is welcome in my bed.
21:52What's wrong, Kai?
21:54You look mad.
21:56I thought you said you could do this all day.
21:58Ooh.
22:00Let's see how you handle the king.
22:02You're so odd.
22:04Dude, I think it's working.
22:12I'll believe that when I see it in the batter's box.
22:25Hey, Harley.
22:26Hoping you drop by practice later.
22:29He's already playing better, but we think with you there,
22:32it might motivate him even more.
22:35My pleasure.
22:37You're the best.
22:44What?
22:46Oh, nothing.
22:48Just wondering when my best friend started living every girl on campus' dream.
22:51Oh, my baby's all grown up and having fun, finally.
22:56It's no big deal.
22:58I'm just helping them out.
22:59Apparently when I give Kai shit, it makes him play better.
23:02They said I'm his good luck charm or whatever.
23:04Oh, my God.
23:06What?
23:09He likes you.
23:10Duh!
23:11You're kidding, right?
23:13Did you black out at that party?
23:15He literally bullied me.
23:16Emotionally repressed men are always mean to the girls they like.
23:19It has been that way since the dawn of time.
23:21Yeah, well, not this time.
23:23Don't be so sure.
23:24Oh, King, where's my bat?
23:31Seen it?
23:33Where the fuck is my bat, man?
23:36It's this one, right?
23:39Trey invited me.
23:41Jesus Christ.
23:43Is anywhere safe from you?
23:45Guys, we don't need a bat girl.
23:47So touchy about your bat.
23:49What are you doing here?
23:51You think I need another dork heckling me?
23:53Well, not everything's about you, you know?
23:56I told Trey how I used to play.
23:57He said he'd help me with my swing.
24:02Yeah.
24:03That's right.
24:06Really.
24:08No heckling this time.
24:23That's the best you got, slugger.
24:38Let's go!
24:54Easy out.
24:55I didn't realize I was in the presence of an expert.
24:59Where should I be hitting it?
25:01Deep in the hole.
25:02Yeah.
25:03You'd like that, wouldn't you?
25:04I meant between shortstop and third base.
25:07Why don't you come out here and show me?
25:09Hot shot?
25:17It's time to put up or shut up.
25:24Why don't you show me how you swing?
25:25Trouble.
25:48Ugh.
25:49Strike one.
25:50You know, I think this is going to be worse than I thought.
25:52How about a few hands-on tips?
25:54No.
25:55Hands off.
25:57Dang, bro.
25:57You jealous?
25:58Of course not.
25:59Just want to see her fail on her own.
26:02I know what I'm doing.
26:09Are you sure you don't want to call it a day?
26:12This is getting pretty depressing.
26:13I brought you a nice pack.
26:32I'm fine.
26:34You hit like a girl, by the way.
26:36Hmm.
26:36So pretty hard, then?
26:37I'm fine.
26:37I'm fine.
26:43Geez.
26:51Don't be such a baby.
26:54You can say thank you at any time.
26:56Thank you for what?
26:57Turning batting practice into target practice?
26:59Hmm.
27:06Do you want me to stop?
27:10No.
27:11Oh, my God, baby!
27:28You're hurt!
27:30Give me that!
27:32Jesus, Mallory, what are you...
27:33Jesus.
27:34Why are you here right now?
27:34I came as soon as I heard.
27:36Why?
27:37Because I'm Alpha's sweetheart.
27:38I need to make sure that my boys are okay.
27:41You can go.
27:46Oh.
28:06Whoa.
28:07Where are you going?
28:09I almost broke his collarbone.
28:10I think he's had enough for the day.
28:12Well, how about a little study session after class tomorrow?
28:16He's got someone else to help him.
28:18Come on.
28:18I mean, uh, how about a little overtime pay?
28:26Okay.
28:27Hey, Golden Boy, since when do you study?
28:34I don't.
28:35But we've got a huge game on Friday.
28:38We need to up the ante, get them together alone.
28:45Should I study?
28:46Let me guess.
28:53Let me guess.
28:54Henry invited you.
28:56Yeah.
28:57Study session.
28:59Well, he's not here, so...
29:02So I'll wait.
29:03Are you mine?
29:20Let me guess.
29:23My essay sucks.
29:24I'm an idiot with nothing between my ears except for packing peanuts.
29:27Right?
29:27The potency of the tragedy in Sophocles' Antigone is derived not from traditional right versus wrong,
29:38but rather a more complicated right versus right.
29:42Tension without relief that yields unsolvable turmoil.
29:45Here I thought you would be mixing up Athena and Hera.
29:52Sorry to disappoint.
29:55You know, you're pretty smart when you apply yourself.
29:58Why do you settle for deeds?
30:00I'm not settling.
30:02I've just been distracted.
30:04By what?
30:06Nothing.
30:07Just stupid family shit.
30:10With my dad.
30:15And it seems as though I have this crazy stalker who won't leave me alone.
30:20What do you reckon I do about her?
30:26For someone whose batting average is below 200 this season, you're pretty full of yourself.
30:30For somebody who claims to have played, you can't hit worth a damn.
30:33I hit just fine.
30:34You have a bruise to prove it.
30:38Your form is fucked.
30:39It is not.
30:40It is too.
30:41Oh.
30:45Stand up.
30:53First things first.
30:56You should use your shoulders as a guide.
30:58Like looking down the barrel of a gun.
31:01You can touch your chin.
31:03Your shoulder.
31:04Now when you swing, you shouldn't release too early.
31:20It should be one perfect motion.
31:29Good girl.
31:31Just like that.
31:32Good girl.
31:32Good girl.
31:32Good girl.
31:34That's what I was saying.
31:43Sorry we're late.
31:44We're just...
31:45What's up?
31:48We interrupted?
31:49No.
31:50No, no, no, no.
31:51Not at all.
31:51I was just leaving.
31:53Actually.
31:53Let's keep it.
31:54Hi, Harley.
32:04What was that?
32:11It's nothing.
32:12It's nothing.
32:23So, Kai likes you now, huh?
32:26What?
32:26No, no.
32:27Relax.
32:28We're going to use it to our advantage.
32:30I think I'm a little jealous.
32:32Guys.
32:33All you have to do is come to the toad party tonight with one of us.
32:36He'll think we're trying to get with you.
32:39He'll be pissed.
32:39And then I'll happily do the honors.
32:42Not you, idiot.
32:43Who'd never take you seriously.
32:45Or me.
32:46So, it's gotta be you, big man.
32:48Guys, there's no way.
32:50Okay?
32:50He doesn't like me like that.
32:51Oh, trust us.
32:53He's gonna hate this.
32:55So, what do you say, Harley?
32:58Do you want to be my date?
32:59I can't believe you scored an Alpha Toga party invite.
33:22Oh, these things are legendary.
33:24Oh, my God.
33:25You're a groupie.
33:26Oh, well, you're one to talk.
33:30Well, hello, beautiful.
33:32Harley.
33:33King.
33:34Tara.
33:35Tara.
33:36King.
33:37Hi.
33:37How about a little grapple for the goddess?
33:41Let's go over here.
33:42So, college parties, is it like you dreams to be?
33:52Um, decidedly not.
33:55Oh.
33:55But thank you for inviting me.
34:00For everything.
34:02Really, I...
34:02I know I can be pretty rough around the edges.
34:06You kind of have to be.
34:07And everyone's going around calling you a loser.
34:10But I don't have a ton of friends.
34:12Besides Tara.
34:14And who knows if King will ever give her back.
34:17Hmm.
34:18Hmm.
34:20Yeah, I don't know.
34:21I...
34:21I know I was just in this for the money at first, but...
34:25It's been so nice having you guys in my corner.
34:30Which is why I feel really bad letting you guys down.
34:36I can't do the fake dating.
34:38I can't.
34:39I don't...
34:40I don't want to fuck with him anymore.
34:43Well, you're a good person, Harley.
34:45Deal or not.
34:47It's been nice having you around.
34:48Yeah?
34:50Yes.
34:55Hey, man.
35:00Jesus.
35:02What the fuck is this?
35:04What the fuck is it?
35:05Kai, chill.
35:05I'm not going to fucking chill.
35:06We were having a conversation.
35:08Well, we're going to have a conversation now.
35:09So let's go.
35:10Jesus.
35:11Why the fuck is Horley still hanging around?
35:18I don't know.
35:19Maybe because it's actually nice having her here.
35:21Unlike you.
35:22You actually expect me to believe that you're interested in some pathetic, stanky flop.
35:26You have to bench that bitch.
35:28Or you can just leave.
35:31Huh.
35:32So you're all losers.
35:33Got it.
35:34You deserve each other.
35:35I don't know, but that's a...
35:57Yo.
36:00Did Trey stutter?
36:01Time for you to bounce.
36:03Quit drinking our beer.
36:04I don't know, but that's a...
36:06I guess not for a step.
36:18Are you doing slap?
36:19Look, this shit isn't cute, okay?
36:21I don't want you flirting with my teammates.
36:23Do you understand?
36:23I wasn't...
36:24Wait.
36:28Why do you care?
36:30I don't.
36:30I don't.
36:34You're lying.
36:36You're jealous.
36:37Oh my God.
36:39No, I'm not fucking jealous, okay?
36:40You're driving me crazy, okay?
36:42You're everywhere.
36:42You're in my house.
36:43You're on my field.
36:44You're in my fucking dreams.
36:47You...
36:48You dream about me?
36:50Every night.
36:57Every night.
37:06Mom.
37:09Are you sure it's not a nightmare?
37:10I don't know what you're like, that rough.
37:34I should've known.
37:35Oh, just shut up and kiss me.
37:37Okay.
37:37Okay.
37:40Oh, wait.
37:50Wait, wait, wait.
37:51Um, I've never...
37:54I'm a virgin.
37:57Oh.
37:59Well, we don't have to do anything.
38:00We can stop right now.
38:01No, I want to.
38:03Just go slow.
38:05No fastballs.
38:10Oh my God.
38:12Oh my God.
38:31Oh my God.
38:32Oh my God.
38:36Oh, my God.
39:06I don't think I've ever seen you speechless before.
39:12I'm surprised.
39:17What's wrong?
39:20Nothing, nothing.
39:21I just, um...
39:22I guess I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.
39:26For you to put another crown on my head and call me a loser again.
39:29Harley.
39:30That's silly.
39:32Harley the harlot, get your ass out here!
39:34What the hell are you doing here, Mallory?
39:36Get out.
39:37So it is true.
39:39You are their little whore.
39:40What are you talking about?
39:41Tell him.
39:42Tell him how the boys are paying you to hang around them and motivate him.
39:48Is that true?
39:51Not exactly.
39:52It's not a big deal, okay?
39:55We just...
39:56We noticed that you played a lot better the more she pissed you off.
40:00She's been like your good luck charm, bro.
40:02So, yeah, we paid her to...
40:04To heckle me?
40:05On and off the field?
40:06And you knew about this?
40:11Yes.
40:12But I didn't...
40:13But what?
40:13So all that, you fucking me, was just you fucking with me?
40:16No!
40:18Okay, yeah, yes.
40:19When this first started, I wanted to...
40:21I don't know, give you a taste of your own medicine.
40:23But I didn't think that...
40:24No, no, enough.
40:25And you guys?
40:26You had such little faith in me that you thought I needed a good luck charm?
40:29Well, fuck you!
40:30Man, I don't need her, dude.
40:31The stats don't lie.
40:32Bro, she's good for you.
40:33We were just trying to...
40:34Trying to what?
40:35Piss me off?
40:35Well, it fucking worked.
40:38And you.
40:40Congrats on losing your virginity for money.
40:42I hope you feel good about yourself.
40:44Fuck you!
41:03All right.
41:08Here we go.
41:14Ah!
41:18So, guess it wasn't just Harley?
41:22No.
41:22No, it was.
41:24But it wasn't because he...
41:25He hated her.
41:26It's because he liked her.
41:27We fucked it, boys.
41:32Now we need to fix it.
41:50You should go.
41:51You know, every time you've encouraged me to go to the Alpha House,
41:57I leave feeling like I got the shit kicked out of me.
42:00Yeah, well, sometimes life means getting the shit kicked out of you.
42:05It doesn't mean you stop living.
42:09You know, you're not the only one owed an apology.
42:14You need to make this right.
42:15Hello?
42:30What the fuck?
42:35Kai?
42:35What are you two doing here right now?
42:36You shouldn't be here.
42:37You know that.
42:38The boy said you wanted to talk to me.
42:40What?
42:40They said you wanted to talk to me.
42:43Ashley, there's, uh...
42:44One last thing we lied about.
42:52That's for drugging me.
42:55Congratulations, Mallory!
42:57You've been demoted from sweetheart to new queen loser!
43:02Fuck you guys.
43:09As much as I loved that,
43:11as far as apologies go...
43:13I don't know why you're looking at me.
43:15What about my apology?
43:17You ever think about that?
43:18I'm sorry about this.
43:20What are you doing?
43:21Come on, guys!
43:22Oh, hey!
43:23Hey!
43:25What the fuck?
43:28We fucked up, you know?
43:29We're the real king losers.
43:31But we did it with good intention, all right?
43:33All we wanted to do was get Kai out of his slump.
43:36All right, and show Harley a good time.
43:38Well, not like that, bro.
43:40She's yours.
43:40She's not mine.
43:41I'm not his!
43:42Which is why we need you to talk.
43:44So, talk!
43:45Well, I guess they weren't wrong about what they said the other day.
44:05How you're good for me.
44:09What do you mean?
44:12My dad left last summer.
44:17Just packed up and took off.
44:21Didn't even leave a note.
44:24Then, I don't know.
44:24I just, everything just went to shit.
44:29Baseball, school.
44:33Everything.
44:36Nothing made me feel better.
44:40Not until I...
44:42started fighting with you.
44:48Well, you're...
44:49You're good for me, too, I guess.
44:52I had closed myself off to everything.
45:00My life.
45:02It was boring.
45:03No fun.
45:04I thought I wanted it that way.
45:07That is until I started fighting with you.
45:16Carly, I'm really sorry about everything.
45:20I'm sorry, too.
45:22Therese.
45:24For real, the son.
45:29Friends?
45:33No.
45:34I don't want to be your friend.
45:43I want to be your boyfriend.
45:45Boyfriend, huh?
45:52Guess I finally did make it to the big leagues.
45:54Hey!
45:55Woo!
46:02Oh, yeah!
46:06Come on!
46:07Finally.
46:10So, does this mean you're gonna be his good luck chart for the postseason?
46:15Maybe.
46:16What's in it for me?
46:17this.
46:21Yeah!
46:23We knew this.
46:37Up at home plate,
46:39Kai Rydell.
46:41Here comes the first pitch.
46:45Swing, better, better!
46:47What a swipe!
46:50Deep into left field, and
46:51it's out of here!
46:58Let's go!
47:02We did it, boys!
47:03We're the fucking champions!
47:06To Harley,
47:08our lucky charm.
47:13I could not have done it without you.
47:15Trouble.
47:16Trouble.
47:26Now, if I'm not mistaken,
47:27we promised you something.
47:29And you know the alpha house
47:31always pays its debts.
47:33Nope.
47:33I don't.
47:34I don't.
47:34Lights low.
47:35Heartbeat sinking with the floor.
47:37You sliding, looking like trouble I can't ignore.
47:40Finger on my pulse, you know that's what you're doing every little move you make me.
47:44Oh, wow.
47:44Oh, it's happening.
47:45Remember on a wall.
47:47Oh, my God.
47:48Oh, my God.
47:54Oh, my God.
47:56Oh, my God.
48:04You're my midnight medicine
48:06Touch me once and I'm falling in
48:08Got me drunk on adrenaline
48:10Say the word and I'll let you in
48:12Give me that dose that dead good ends
48:16Body talk is the evidence
48:18I keep coming back again
48:20Okay, okay
48:22You're my midnight medicine
48:24You're my midnight medicine
48:26Feel it running down my spine
48:28I don't mind getting lost if you wanna find
48:30Whisper in my ear tell me everything you think
48:32Pour it like a shot
48:34Let me taste what you're drinking
48:36You trace my lips with the back of your finger
48:38And every single touch just lingers and lingers
48:41You smell like you invented desire
48:43Yeah, you got a way of saying
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