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Miss You After Goodbye
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00:00Happy anniversary, Kira.
00:02Eight years of loving you, five years of calling you my wife.
00:06Today, our special day, I'll finally give you what you always wanted.
00:11Freedom, sealed in ink, divorce papers.
00:16Now you can be with your first and only love.
00:24Oh, Simon.
00:25I've been putting seizure medication in all your jackets, spraying your clothes with jazepam.
00:33But you never even noticed these things.
00:36That's fine. Simon can take care of you from now on.
00:39I learned how to cook for you and our future child, but you don't even want kids with me.
00:47So that's why I never got pregnant.
00:50Even now, I sit here still worrying about your safety.
00:52Old habits die slow, I guess.
00:57And unloving you will take some time.
00:59Hey, where have you been? It's one in the morning.
01:02You have a condition. You can't drink. You know that.
01:05Yeah, Simon. I just got home.
01:09That smile. She never smiled at me like that.
01:13So are we still on for Norway next week?
01:15Because I found a gorgeous, gorgeous ski resort in the mountain.
01:18Well, yeah, of course it'll be just us.
01:23And thanks for letting me wear your jacket.
01:26It smells just like you.
01:33What the hell is your problem?
01:36Pick that up.
01:38Why do you have Simon's jacket?
01:39Oh, my God.
01:41We were drinking in his hotel room and I spilled some wine on myself.
01:45So I showered and changed my clothes and they borrowed his jacket.
01:48What is the big deal?
01:50You were at his hotel room drinking alone in.
01:55Doesn't matter.
01:56Look, I made you a meal and I fixed room up upstairs.
01:59Okay?
02:00God, Neil, can you get off my back?
02:02I mean, seriously, you remember that I pay for everything, right?
02:07And you are just a useless stay-at-home husband.
02:14You know, if you have this much time to lecture me, you could try being useful.
02:18Like Simon.
02:20Kira, if I didn't agree to take care of you five years ago,
02:23I'd still be a lead astrophysicist at Nas X.
02:26Hey, yeah, Simon, I am free tomorrow night.
02:35Okay, yeah, I'll see you soon.
02:38Tomorrow, both of us will be free.
02:44Oh, my gosh, yeah, the photo you sent of the Northern Lights was perfect.
02:49I should have known then.
02:51I'd never compare to Simon.
02:53Neil, where's my breakfast?
02:54Kira, yesterday was the last meal I'd ever cook for you.
02:58I'm hungry.
03:00Hello?
03:02Hey, are you deaf or something?
03:04Kira, let's get a divorce.
03:10Kira, let's get a divorce.
03:14Whatever.
03:18Where are you, hon?
03:19I can't wait to see you.
03:20Yeah, no, no, no, I'm going to get changed and I'll be right out, okay?
03:25Same story every time.
03:27I talk, she tunes out.
03:30Even when I'm asking for a divorce.
03:34Do you have any idea what you just signed?
03:37Yeah, some form about my medical treatment.
03:40God, I don't know why you bother me with such unimportant things, Neil.
03:42You know, you should be more like Simon.
03:45He actually knows how to treat me.
03:47And he's done more for me than you ever could.
03:50Simon's done more for you than me.
03:52Yeah.
03:53You know, when my mom died, I was a wreck.
03:56Before my mom died, she told me she was going to come back as a star to look after me.
04:01So Simon stayed up for months stargazing, trying to find an asteroid to name after her.
04:07Simon helped me heal.
04:09What have you done for me?
04:10You think Simon was the one who found that asteroid for you?
04:13Yeah.
04:14I mean, who else could have been that thoughtful?
04:16It was me.
04:19Kara, I spent night after night looking for that asteroid for you.
04:22Hey, no, no, no, I'm not.
04:24I just hope that she realizes how much effort you're putting into this.
04:28She does.
04:29Hope she's worth all this.
04:30She is.
04:32You never really listen.
04:34Not to my words.
04:35Not to my heart.
04:37I always knew Simon was your first love.
04:41I knew you married me just to make him jealous.
04:45Five years I tried so hard to make you love me.
04:48I gave up my career, my dreams for you.
04:53But all I got was the cold shoulder.
04:56Turns out love can't be fabricated.
04:58Dr. James?
05:11Neil?
05:12Neil?
05:13Congratulations.
05:14Everyone here at NASX is blown away by your proposal.
05:18Now, if the data holds up, we believe this has the potential to change the world.
05:23I would feel much more confident if you could lead the mission.
05:27How do you feel about going to Mars?
05:28Space was always my dream.
05:33But when I married Kira, I shelved it.
05:35For her.
05:36Not anymore.
05:38Count me in.
05:39That's what I want to hear.
05:41Look, full transparency.
05:43You're going to be off planet for a year.
05:46No calls.
05:47No contact.
05:48Some people crack under that.
05:51There won't be an issue for me.
05:53I'll see you there.
06:02I spent the last five years putting my life on hold for you.
06:06And starting today, I'm living for me.
06:10David?
06:11Look, I wanted to tell you in person.
06:13NASX chose me to lead the mission to Mars.
06:16Airport Kenny's space center next week to start training.
06:19And Kira's recovering fine, so she'll be okay without me.
06:23A mission to Mars.
06:24That is amazing, Neil.
06:25You know, I always knew you were headed for big things.
06:28Thanks.
06:31Look, Kira and I are divorced.
06:34What?
06:36Is this another one of Kira's tantrums?
06:38Look, whatever awful things she might have said to you,
06:43she didn't mean it.
06:45It was my decision to get a divorce.
06:49I understand.
06:51Neil, I am sorry I made you take care of Kira.
06:55I owe you.
06:56No.
06:57Look, you paid for my entire tuition to MIT.
07:02Without you, I wouldn't be here.
07:03So when you came to me, after Simon broke Kira's heart,
07:06and you asked me to marry her,
07:08I mean, how can I say no?
07:10I owe you everything.
07:11Neil, it may have started as a debt,
07:14but I know you fell in love with her.
07:16Anyone could see it.
07:18It doesn't matter now.
07:20Simon's back and Kira chose him.
07:23So as far as I'm concerned,
07:24the contract has run its course.
07:25It's her loss.
07:32One day she is going to regret letting you walk away.
07:43Five years.
07:44There's nothing much of my things here anyway.
07:46Didn't we discuss this?
07:56I knock, you open.
07:57Five seconds max.
07:59You took 30.
08:01Now apologize for making me wait.
08:04Hey, are you deaf or something?
08:06I said apologize,
08:08or I'm going to tell Kira that you're being a fucking dick
08:10and she won't talk to you for a week.
08:11Oh my God!
08:15Did you just push me?
08:16You know what, Neil?
08:17I'm going to tell Kira to divorce your ass.
08:21Thank God Simon's coming
08:22and he'll show you how a real man acts.
08:23What's going on in here?
08:41I thought I heard some arguing.
08:42Kira.
08:43He was being such a douche.
08:45I just showed up and then he started
08:46giving me gratitude for no reason.
08:49I mean, thank God Simon's here
08:51to show him what a real man acts like.
08:53Oh, Simon.
08:55No, you're the one I always wanted
08:57to get with my sister.
08:59I mean, you're the one she really wanted.
09:01She buys little gifts for you,
09:03travels halfway across the world
09:04just to see you,
09:06and she will not shut up
09:08about how much she misses you.
09:10I mean, just say the word
09:12and she'll drop Neil like dead weight.
09:13Yeah, shut up.
09:16Neil, don't listen to my sister.
09:17You know she doesn't mean what she says.
09:19Yeah, Neil, it's nothing to get mad about.
09:21Oh, I'm not mad.
09:24Okay, enough small talk.
09:26Why are we standing by the door
09:27like a bunch of idiots?
09:28Simon just moved in.
09:29Let's show him around.
09:30Wait, Simon's moving in?
09:32Yeah, he's back in town
09:33looking for a new place to stay,
09:35so I figured why not let him
09:36crash here for a few nights?
09:38You don't mind, do you, Neil?
09:39No, no.
09:40Hey, Neil doesn't mind.
09:42He's very accommodating.
09:43Yeah, he's just like
09:45a glorified housekeeper.
09:46What he thinks doesn't matter.
09:47Even if I did mine,
09:50I doubt it would make a difference.
09:52Kira,
09:53Neil doesn't seem too thrilled about this.
09:55Don't worry,
09:56I'll just go back to my hotel.
09:57No, no, Neil,
09:58shut up, okay?
10:00And stop acting like you deserve respect.
10:02You're the one who should be
10:02tucking your back.
10:03Okay, that's enough.
10:10Simon is staying.
10:11End of discussion.
10:15What's wrong?
10:16Oh, it's nothing.
10:18I just, it would be a shame
10:20if I walked all over your squeaky clean floor
10:22with my muddy shoes.
10:24Simon, don't worry about tracking dirt
10:26all over the house.
10:27Neil will clean it up.
10:28Actually, Neil, do you mind
10:30cleaning Simon's shoes?
10:33You want me to clean his shoes?
10:34You should be grateful
10:35of even touching a man like his shoes.
10:38Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
10:40Neil, what is going on with you?
10:41You're being incredibly rude today.
10:43Hey, guys,
10:45no need to argue over me.
10:47I'm not royalty.
10:49I can clean my own shoes, okay?
10:51Look, I'm headed out for some tennis.
10:54Kira, I'm going to our old spot.
10:56Remember?
10:56Cheyenne Park?
10:57Cheyenne Park.
10:58Oh, my gosh.
11:00Wait, Beth, Neil, we should go.
11:01It'd be great to get some exercise in.
11:03You guys go ahead.
11:05I don't even own any tennis shoes.
11:07Seriously?
11:08Man, now I almost feel guilty.
11:11Kira, you should really get him some things.
11:13People are going to think
11:14the Thorne family's gone.
11:17It's not like I haven't gotten him anything.
11:21Neil, what happened to all that money I gave you?
11:24Your sister took it all
11:26and blew it on handbags and trips to Ibiza.
11:28Whatever.
11:30Let's just go already.
11:33Neil, if you don't have decent shoes,
11:34I can have Dad's assistant drop you off some.
11:37No?
11:37Come on, let's go get ready.
11:39So the form is all there.
11:47Mm-hmm.
11:48Just kind of put a little fire into it.
11:50Why am I even here watching all this?
11:56Are you going to go down?
11:57You're just going to hit it.
11:58Just like that girl.
11:58Oh, my God.
11:59I'm just getting used to saying yes
12:01to whatever she wants.
12:02You're up there in the stands
12:04watching me win every game, obviously.
12:06It's okay.
12:07I'm leaving in seven days.
12:09This is the last time.
12:10And you kissed me.
12:12Not bad for a first kiss story, huh?
12:14Yeah.
12:16Oh.
12:19I shouldn't have said that.
12:21You understand, right?
12:23Neil, that doesn't actually bother you, right?
12:26That was a long time ago.
12:27I mean, kind of.
12:27Not that long ago, but...
12:28Well, maybe Simon could make it up to you
12:30by helping you work on your swing.
12:32Yeah.
12:32I know your form could use some work.
12:36Oh, Kara, watch out!
12:42Oh!
12:43Neil?
12:43Oh!
12:44Neil?
12:45Here, are you okay?
12:45Should we go to the hospital?
12:47Oh!
12:50Oh, shit!
12:51Oh, my God.
12:52Simon sprained his wrist.
12:53God, it looks serious.
12:54Are you okay?
12:55I'll be fine, Kira.
12:56I was just minding my business
12:57when Neil shoved me
12:59and I landed on my wrist.
13:01It could have been way worse.
13:03Neil, what the hell is wrong with you?
13:05It's one thing not to like Simon,
13:06but to hurt him on purpose?
13:07That's just evil!
13:10Kira, we've got to get him to the hospital.
13:11If we wait, he won't hold up Racket again.
13:13What, you think I did this?
13:14We all saw you knock him down, Neil.
13:17His hand looks really bad.
13:18I'm gonna take him to the ER
13:19and you better hope it's just his brain.
13:21And if your back hurts that bad,
13:22just call yourself an Uber.
13:24Come on, Simon.
13:25Can you get out?
13:26Yeah, I'll be okay.
13:29Good job.
13:29There's only room for one man in her heart.
13:33And it's always been Simon.
13:38Man, this patient's got it good, I'll tell you.
13:40He gets a tiny scrape on his wrist
13:42and his girlfriend books out the entire ward
13:44just to give him some peace and quiet.
13:46She's one in a million.
13:48Hot, rich, and treats him like a king.
13:52Just be careful in the shower, okay?
13:54Or the doctor said it might increase your swelling.
13:55You abandoned your injured husband
13:59so you could nurse your old flame's little wrist scratch.
14:03Neil?
14:03Yeah, I was just coming to check on you.
14:05Sure you were.
14:09Look, the maid said you didn't come home last night.
14:11Is it because of what happened with Simon?
14:13You know, you can't just go and hide
14:15when things don't go your way.
14:16I don't understand what you're so mad about anyway.
14:18We wouldn't even be in the hospital
14:20if you hadn't knocked him down.
14:21I got hurt too, you know.
14:23Are you trying to guilt trip me right now?
14:26You know, a real man wouldn't be this petty about it.
14:31Kira, do you love me?
14:31Neil, you're my husband.
14:35I wouldn't have married you if I didn't love you.
14:37Then tell me you love me.
14:39Jesus, Neil, we're in public.
14:42You know why you can't say it?
14:44Because you don't.
14:50Kira, can you help me with my towel?
14:52My wrist is hurting.
14:54You want me to?
14:57Okay, I see what's going on here.
14:59You can help him go shower, huh?
15:01I thought you at least remember
15:03you have a husband.
15:05That I existed.
15:06Neil, I...
15:07No, no, it's fine.
15:08Honestly.
15:10Come on.
15:11Don't keep the man waiting.
15:12Neil, don't take it the wrong way.
15:16We grew up skinny dipping together
15:17in the ocean all the time.
15:19He's like a brother to me.
15:21Don't be mad.
15:22Oh, my darling Frank, what in the world would I do without you?
15:31I used to believe if I did everything right,
15:34you'd eventually fall in love with me.
15:37Now I know that'll never happen.
15:39Neil, it's James.
15:48Listen, we've got just ten days until liftoff
15:51and we need you at the Space Center for training ASAP.
15:55Got it?
15:55Yes, sir.
15:57I'll be right there.
15:58Amazing.
15:59Oh, um, did you tell your wife
16:01you'll be out of contact for a year?
16:04How'd she take it?
16:06I'm divorced.
16:08Divorced?
16:10Neil, what the hell are you talking about?
16:12How did we get divorced without me knowing?
16:14Are you serious?
16:15You signed the papers yourself.
16:16Why? No, I didn't.
16:17When would I have signed the papers?
16:20Oh, gosh.
16:22I hope I'm not the reason you guys are fighting.
16:24I'm so sorry.
16:25I didn't mean to cause trouble.
16:27Oh, hey.
16:28The doctor said you really can't move your wrist.
16:30Let's get you back into bed.
16:32Neil.
16:33Anything that happened between us, it's nothing.
16:36We used to shower all the time as kids, okay?
16:38It's nothing sexual.
16:39Cool.
16:40Great.
16:45I will say,
16:46your wife is a banging bod
16:48and her ass fits perfectly in my hand.
16:53What the hell is wrong with you?
16:55Was injuring his hand not enough?
16:56This is it, Kira.
17:09It's time to live for myself.
17:15Welcome back.
17:16Tim, this is our fearless and brilliant leader, Dr. Neil Wade.
17:28He's the lead astronaut in our Tecton 7 mission to Mars.
17:31He's going to be joining us as we begin training.
17:34He's also going to be overseeing preparation procedures right before liftoff.
17:39Okay, I'll wait, sir.
17:42All right, let's go.
17:42Well done, Neil.
17:57Neil, your fitness level and technical knowledge already rivaled the best astronauts in the country.
18:02You passed your training with flying colors, so it's set in stone then.
18:07You will be flying to Mars in a week.
18:11Sounds good to me, sir.
18:13Oh, since it's Christmas in a few days,
18:16we thought we'd let you spend the next few days on Earth with your families.
18:21So here you go.
18:25Happy holidays.
18:27Happy holidays, James.
18:30Oh.
18:32Thirty-four missed calls from Kira.
18:43What does she want?
18:47Neil?
18:48Why the fuck have you been you picked up?
18:50Kira's losing her mind trying to find you.
18:52I mean, like, literally losing her mind.
18:57Kira's looking for me?
18:58Oh, my God.
19:05Neil, you're finally home.
19:07What's the matter, Kira?
19:08You have no idea what I have been through.
19:10I have had three maids come in, and they're completely useless.
19:13I don't even get me started on the chefs, Neil.
19:15They don't understand my dietary restrictions.
19:17Everything they make is just disgusting and an edible,
19:20and I've had to fire like ten of them since you left.
19:22Oh.
19:23Well, so that's all it was.
19:25She just couldn't find good help to replace me with.
19:30Where have you been the last few days?
19:32I've been at work, Kira.
19:34Okay.
19:35Look, you really need to quit your job as this research assistant.
19:38They pay you like nothing,
19:40and if you quit, you could spend more time with me.
19:42Nothing's changed, Kira.
19:44It's still all about what you want.
19:46And if you're asking me to give up my dream,
19:48a chance to explore another planet,
19:50all just to keep being your personal servant,
19:52well, I won't make the same mistake again.
20:00Look, Neil, I'm really hungry.
20:01Can you please just go make some dinner?
20:03We're divorced, Kira.
20:04I'm not going to cook you dinner.
20:05Okay, stop saying that.
20:06I know you're just saying that to scare me.
20:09Look, I know what this is about.
20:12You're mad about Simon,
20:14you're rattling off some stuff about divorce,
20:16and now you don't even want to cook for me?
20:18Look, what happened with Simon
20:19was just a one-time thing, Neil.
20:22I only put his towel on for him
20:24because he's my friend.
20:25It was a platonic favor for a friend.
20:28You and Simon can do whatever you want.
20:30I don't care anymore.
20:31Neil, he doesn't even live here anymore.
20:32Can you just get over it?
20:35You know what?
20:39What's this?
20:40A gift.
20:41I know you're mad about Simon,
20:42so I got you this to hopefully patch things up.
20:45Merry Christmas, my love.
20:53A yacht?
20:54Yeah.
20:54Yeah, you've always said you want to sail around the world,
20:56and I thought we could take it to Hawaii next summer.
21:02Kira, I can't accept this.
21:05Why?
21:07Listen, all I'm saying is
21:09I think you should move back in with Kira.
21:11I mean, think about how lonely she'll be at Christmas
21:13if you aren't there to celebrate with her.
21:15Oh, my God.
21:16Simon, weren't you just talking about
21:18how much you love those wave speeder yachts?
21:20Looks like Kira got you one for Christmas.
21:22Kira, you really went all out this year.
21:24You got me a yacht.
21:25Kira loves to splurge on gifts for you.
21:28Beth, are we sure it's not for Neil?
21:30What?
21:30Are you kidding?
21:32We've been together for like five years,
21:33and she's never even bothered to fill his stocking,
21:36let alone get him a Christmas gift.
21:38Right, Kira?
21:38A Christmas gift for me,
21:42but five years too late.
21:44I don't want your gifts anymore.
21:46Yeah, Beth.
21:47I think that Kira got this for Simon, so...
21:50Simon.
21:52There you are.
21:55Kira, this is already the best Christmas ever.
22:00You're a good guy, Neil.
22:03Neil.
22:04Kira, I already know what we'll name it.
22:06Violet Horizons.
22:07Remember the restaurant we went to on our first date?
22:11Kira, after Christmas,
22:13I'll be out of your world for good.
22:21Hey.
22:23Tonight's my family's annual Christmas party.
22:26I got this suit tailored just for you.
22:29It's a Thor and Bentley party.
22:32It's your family, not mine.
22:34What are you talking about?
22:36You're my husband.
22:37Plus, you know, my dad put you on the list himself,
22:40so it'd be rude to be a no-show.
22:42I should give David a proper goodbye.
22:45It's Christmas after all.
22:46My, my, Simon.
23:00Those waste-beater yachts are worth $200 million.
23:03Kira must really love you.
23:06Yeah, that's a given.
23:08Kira loves Simon more than any woman has ever loved a man.
23:10All right, come on, Beth.
23:11Let's not joke about that anymore.
23:13Kira's still married to Neil.
23:18Don't worry about them, bud.
23:19We were just talking about how sometimes marriage and love don't always go hand in hand.
23:23Oh, you guys talk about whatever you want.
23:25Pretend I'm not here.
23:26Speaking of which, Simon, you're the one Kira loves.
23:34Not me.
23:35You should be with her.
23:38Look at yourself, Neil.
23:40Fulking like a child, hoping that Kira will feel sorry for you.
23:43A real man would try to measure up to Simon, okay?
23:47He wouldn't be throwing himself a little pity party trying to manipulate his wife into staying.
23:51Oh, I'm not manipulating her.
23:53Kira and I are separated.
23:54Yeah, as if you'd ever have the balls to leave Kira.
23:58You should feel grateful that she ever said yes to a dirt-poor orphaned loser like you.
24:04Especially when Simon has you beat in every category.
24:07Family background, net worth, good looks, you name it.
24:12Beth, just put a lid on it.
24:14It's Christmas.
24:15Can you just try to be civil?
24:17Beth is just speaking facts, Kira.
24:20I mean, we all saw you and Simon during college.
24:25You guys were so cute together.
24:28I was with Kira on the day you broke up with her.
24:30She was absolutely crushed.
24:34I don't think I've ever seen someone cry so hard in my life.
24:37Well, college was a lifetime ago.
24:39What happened then doesn't even matter now.
24:41Kira, I'm trying to help you out here.
24:45I mean, sure, Simon was gone for a while, but he's back now.
24:50You don't have to hide how you feel anymore.
24:53Exactly.
24:54Kira, we all know how long you've been waiting for this.
24:57Do you remember how devastated you were when you found out that Simon had a new girlfriend?
25:01Simon, she has made it crystal clear that she wants you.
25:06Now that you're back, it's time to make a move.
25:09Ask her out on a date.
25:11I don't know.
25:11I don't know.
25:12I don't know.
25:12I don't know.
25:13I don't know.
25:13I don't know.
25:13Let's have a drink.
25:15All right.
25:17Cheers.
25:25Look, Neil, that was just Beth and Alice trying to get a rise out of me.
25:29Please.
25:31Please don't be mad.
25:33I'm not mad, Kira.
25:34Kira, every time they humiliated me in the past, you never once came to my defense.
25:41Was it because deep down you agreed with them?
25:43Look, Kira, be honest.
25:45You've never taken me seriously as a husband.
25:48You've never seen me as an equal.
25:51But Neil.
25:54But Neil.
25:57No, Neil, listen.
25:58Merry Christmas, old friend.
26:04Oh, thank you, Neil.
26:05Yeah.
26:06So you're really planning to end things with Kira then?
26:12Yeah.
26:13I think it's time to start focusing on the future.
26:15This is the best for both of us.
26:17You know, I don't blame you.
26:19She's a handful to put up with.
26:21Oh.
26:22Put me through college.
26:24It's a fair trade if you ask me.
26:28Don't be ridiculous, Neil.
26:33All I did was pay your tuition.
26:35You sacrificed five years of your life.
26:39Not only that, you went above and beyond the terms of the contract.
26:42You loved Kira with all of your heart.
26:45I hoped that with time, she would see your devotion.
26:50Regardless, Neil, you're my son forever.
26:55No.
27:05No.
27:06Come on.
27:10You know, Simon got one thing right.
27:12Sometimes love and marriage don't always go hand in hand.
27:17I did love Kira.
27:19I cared for her.
27:20But she didn't feel the same way.
27:28That's all there is to it.
27:33And, uh, listen, I have one more favor to ask you.
27:36Tell me.
27:37Anything.
27:37Well, as you know, I'm headed to Mars soon.
27:40And, um, I don't want Kira to know where I am.
27:44And I don't want her to know about the contract.
27:47Could you keep those two secrets for me, please?
27:50Neil, you haven't told Kira about Mars, nor the contract.
27:54We were together for five years.
27:56I don't want her to know that every moment of that was supposed to be some contract with her dad.
27:59I mean, I can't do that to her.
28:03Look, I gotta get going soon, so...
28:05This will be the last time you see me.
28:09You know.
28:11Neil, you're leaving?
28:12You know, I swear, something is off with you today.
28:19Look, if you're leaving, I mean, that's fine.
28:21But can you at least tell me where you're going?
28:23Uh, honey, a representative from the Atlas Group is delivering a Christmas present to the office later.
28:29Neil's heading over to receive it on my behalf.
28:32Oh.
28:34Okay.
28:35That's a relief.
28:37Dad, do you want to come cut the turkey?
28:39The party's waiting on you, and everyone is starving.
28:41Honey, I think I had a little bit too much to drink.
28:44I need to go lay down for a bit.
28:47Will you take care of it for me?
28:48Okay?
28:49Yeah.
28:50Of course.
28:52You want to come cut a turkey with me?
29:00I don't think that's a good idea.
29:03Your friends have made it quite clear I'm not welcome here.
29:07So I think you and Simon should go cut the turkey.
29:10Because I think that's what you really want.
29:12Cutting the turkey's a family tradition, Neil.
29:15Why would I do that with Simon?
29:18Oh.
29:19I get it.
29:21You're still jealous, aren't you?
29:24Neil, I promise to never do that again.
29:28I'm going to put you first.
29:30I'm going to treat you the way a wife should treat her husband.
29:33Oh, Kira.
29:33Kira, we're past the point of empty promises.
29:38I'm not jealous, Kira.
29:41I just think somebody else should cut the turkey, okay?
29:45All right.
29:47Um, well, I'll go cut the turkey, grab a quick bite, and then we can head home.
29:52Yeah, just meet me back here in 30 minutes.
29:57Okay?
29:57Okay?
30:03Oh, you're so cute together.
30:06That's what a real couple looks like right there.
30:12Um, Neil?
30:14I was going to take a photo of them, but my phone died.
30:16Can you take it?
30:17Uh, Beth, it's fine.
30:19Just use mine.
30:20Yeah, Beth, you shouldn't ask a man and take a picture of his wife and another man.
30:25No.
30:26No, it's fine.
30:27I'll do it.
30:28Oh, my God.
30:33You guys look perfect together.
30:35Just date already.
30:37Date, date, date, date, date, date, date, date, date, date, date.
30:43Come on.
30:44Let's see a kiss for the camera.
30:46Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
30:49Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
30:54Oh, Merry Christmas.
31:01Oh, Merry Christmas.
31:04Merry Christmas.
31:12Morning.
31:13Morning.
31:14Made your favorite.
31:15Pancakes.
31:20Don't worry, love.
31:22I'll be better by morning.
31:24Oh, Simon.
31:42Merry Christmas.
31:48Kira, every time I tried to kiss you, you pulled away.
31:51But with Simon, it's like second nature.
31:53You guys, this is so cute.
32:02You have to put it on Instagram.
32:04It's just a photo.
32:05It doesn't mean anything.
32:07Fine.
32:07I didn't realize there was a time limit for looking at a photo, Mr. Party Pooper.
32:11Beth, give it a rest.
32:13Give what a rest?
32:14He's the one who's acting bitter.
32:16I guess Neil's just butt hurt because he realized if Simon hadn't gone back to Europe all those
32:21years ago, she would have married him instead.
32:23I mean, what the hell did you think this all was?
32:27You're just Kira's fucking emotional support animal that she adopted when she was feeling
32:31down.
32:32Beth, shut the fuck up.
32:34No lie is detected, Beth.
32:36Neil is a grimy, outcast orphan that nobody wants.
32:40I mean, he was probably a fucking bum until Kira Letteman.
32:44Now that Simon's back, it's time for Neil to take his rightful place on the streets and
32:49stop tainting the foreign family name.
32:51Oh my god, Neil!
33:09Neil!
33:11Hey, are you okay?
33:14Okay, we gotta get you to a hospital right now.
33:16What is wrong with you?
33:17Why do you keep messing with Neil?
33:18Don't put this on us.
33:20We were just having a little fun.
33:22I didn't know he was going to fall and injure himself like a little bitch.
33:26Yeah, don't fall for those fucking creeps act, Kira.
33:29I mean, he's probably just pretending to be hurt to gain your sympathy.
33:32Okay, come on.
33:33Can you sit up?
33:36Ow!
33:37Ow!
33:40Oh, it hurts.
33:42Simon!
33:43What happened?
33:44My tennis elbow was acting up.
33:46It's been bothering me for years.
33:48Oh my god.
33:48Kira, get over here.
33:50Simon is in serious pain.
33:52But, but Neil.
33:53Neil just has a few scratches, okay?
33:55He'll be fine.
33:56Simon, he might have to go to the hospital.
34:03Come on, Kira.
34:05Simon needs you.
34:06Check out him.
34:07Look, we both know how this goes.
34:13Simon's tennis elbow flares up when you go right to him.
34:15But, but Neil, I...
34:16No, no, no.
34:17That's right.
34:18Just a few cuts.
34:19It's nothing.
34:20You never hesitate to go right to him.
34:22So why wait now?
34:23Look, that last time shouldn't have happened, okay?
34:24I should have stayed with you.
34:25Kira, just...
34:26Just do whatever you want, okay?
34:31Kira, get over here now!
34:34Okay, just hang tight, okay?
34:36I'm going to take him to the hospital.
34:37I'll come back and I'll get you patched up.
34:39Hey, come on.
34:40Can you get up?
34:41Neil, I promise to never do that again.
34:54I'm going to put you first.
34:56I'm going to treat you the way a wife should treat her husband.
34:59Like I said, we're past empty promises.
35:03You see that, Neil?
35:04Kira doesn't give a shit about you, okay?
35:08You're bleeding from your forehead?
35:10And she still chose Simon.
35:11Neil, there's nothing a woman hates more than a man who doesn't know when he's overstayed
35:16is welcome.
35:17Don't you think it's about time you stop moping around and get a divorce?
35:22Divorce?
35:24We are divorced.
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