00:00You
00:30Oh, sweet moon, sweet moon, sweet moon, sweet moon, sweet moon.
00:48Huh?
00:54No!
01:00Listen up. Today's lesson will be about monsters which everyone says are only legends,
01:08but have been more than proven to be 100% real, although they keep trying to hide the truth from us.
01:15Who do you think they are?
01:16Not now, Tobias.
01:17They have been hiding that all these monsters were found and sent away from planet Earth on a rocket.
01:23Probably to Mars.
01:24Fortunately, great men discovered the conspiracy. They are heroes.
01:29Monsters in space, Oswaldo.
01:31Stop it, Tobias. I'm about to beat the high score over here.
01:34But they're monsters sent to Mars. You have to see this.
01:39Oh, no.
01:40I gave up.
01:42I almost reached the all-time high score of 12 points.
01:44My name would have been ingrained forever in all of the history books.
01:48The high score is only 12 points?
01:49This game is, like, really hard.
01:51This is the new monster that has been terrorizing the town.
01:55This terrible creature preys on people, then deprives them of their most valuable possessions.
02:00And kills everyone?
02:01No, just steals things, really.
02:03Well, then why don't they just capture it?
02:05Oh, yeah? Like it's easy.
02:07I bet you can't do it.
02:08What do I get if I do, then?
02:10Whoever finds the monster will become an important person who will have his name put into every history book.
02:16That's what I want to do.
02:18Hmm.
02:19Also, whoever finds this monster in the wedding album that he recently stole from me doesn't have to do any homework for the rest of the year.
02:26You guys are going to help me out, right?
02:31I don't know. Tomorrow I have a board game con. It's called BoardFest.
02:35There'll be board trucks so we can play board games on the street.
02:37And I have a barber con. It's called BarberFest.
02:40There's going to be barber trucks so everyone can get haircuts on the street.
02:44Forget it, Oswaldo. We're not falling for that face again.
02:49Thanks for coming, guys. I appreciate it.
02:51How lucky, huh? We're actually the first to get here.
02:54Actually, you're the last. Everyone else is already on the water.
02:58Ahoy, sailors. Tootsie!
03:02And may I present to you our great exploring vessel.
03:05I call it Ducky the Second. Let's hear that horn. Hoot hoot!
03:13Isn't that an eagret?
03:15Who knows, but you won't regret the ride.
03:17Why the second, though?
03:18There were a few issues with the first one.
03:20I thought removing the bottom would make it go faster.
03:27And carry-ho!
03:31What's the plan, Oswaldo?
03:33My plan is to follow the map on my phone
03:35and play some cool tunes to get us into the adventure vibe.
03:37I think we're just going in circles.
03:55Don't be ridiculous.
03:57Hmm?
03:58It's the monster.
03:59Huh?
04:00Mitchell just passed us.
04:14Now we're trailing behind.
04:16I need to think of something fast.
04:18Oh, I know.
04:19It's the perfect bait to catch monsters.
04:26Aren't you going too far, dude?
04:27You didn't even ask if you wanted to.
04:28Look at all of these crazy fish I found!
04:31Did you see the monster?
04:32All I saw was these fish.
04:33Lots of them.
04:34Fly, little one!
04:35You're free once again!
04:36Yeah, this is harder than I imagined it would be.
04:42Putting your friends in jeopardy
04:43isn't the best way to find the monster, you know.
04:45That's a great idea!
04:48We'll turn the tables instead!
04:50We'll put our competitors in jeopardy,
04:52meaning...
04:53sabotage them!
04:55No more homework!
04:56Here I come!
04:57Go away, Mitchell!
05:06The pedal's stuck!
05:14It won't move!
05:15Come on!
05:19So, did it work?
05:20Get away from me, Mitchell!
05:21You broke my pedal boat!
05:23They're fighting like cats and dogs!
05:25I feel so sad tying those fish to boats.
05:27You know, it's just garbage.
05:29Aren't you going a little too far, Oswaldo?
05:32I'm just doing exactly what has to be done,
05:34and now that we're all alone,
05:36the monster will be mine!
05:38Tally-ho!
05:45I think I know how to catch the monster!
05:47He likes to take people's valuable possessions, doesn't he?
05:49Okay, but what do you value most?
05:51Me?
05:52No.
05:53Then, is it you?
05:54Maybe.
05:56Well, you could always put the minigame.
05:57You think I should?
05:58Don't you want to catch the monster?
06:00I do, but I...
06:01My little game-hole.
06:03Weren't you going to use the minigame to become a hero?
06:06Yeah, I was.
06:11Someone's coming!
06:12Quick, let's hide in here.
06:14Huh?
06:25Janet?
06:26What happened to your eye?
06:28I have pink eye.
06:29Better stay away.
06:30But that's beside the point.
06:32I'm the one who will be capturing the monster here.
06:35To you, it's nothing but a silly challenge.
06:37But to me, it's for the noblest reason of them all.
06:39For revenge.
06:40Revenge.
06:42This monster messed with me and now it's going to pay for it.
06:45I'm taking this and destroying your petal boat, okay?
06:50Yeah!
06:51Bye-bye!
06:55Now we're totally stranded.
07:02I knew this plan just wasn't going to work.
07:04It was your plan, Oswaldo.
07:06Sailors, you need to build a raft while your captain plans our next move.
07:10Go!
07:11Oh, you know what?
07:11I'm done.
07:12I should have done what I wanted and gone to the barber truck to get a haircut while
07:16giving someone else a haircut, all the while working together to rid the world of those
07:19unwanted split ends.
07:21You're not a very good captain, Oswaldo.
07:23Oh, yeah?
07:24Then how are you going to get out of here, huh?
07:26You're stuck here with me.
07:28I'm not.
07:28I've already called a pedal cab on my pedal app.
07:34Germaine?
07:35How do you think I pay for this many overcoats?
07:37I'm a pedal driver in my spare time.
07:39Oh, I thought you only had the one coat.
07:43You want some bottled water or candy?
07:45Is the music okay?
07:46Is the temperature too cold, too warm?
07:48Just take us away from this island and Oswaldo.
07:54I'm going to stay here forever, all alone and lost.
08:09Now I know.
08:15The wind blew.
08:23The monster!
08:25Get away from the monster!
08:27Whoever finds the monster will become an important person
08:42who will have his name put into every history book.
08:45Don't do anything to him!
08:53What do you know?
08:54Out of sheer dumb luck,
08:55I happen to find a fishnet in this trash heap.
09:03No!
09:05My name is going to be in the history books!
09:08Yeah!
09:09Woo-hoo!
09:10Hey, Jimman!
09:11That monster of yours?
09:12Well, I got it!
09:13Why do people send voice messages?
09:16How annoying!
09:17Now what?
09:17Do I answer with another voice message?
09:19Can't I just text?
09:20If he's going to send a voice message,
09:21why not just call?
09:23Oswaldo, please!
09:24You have to listen to me!
09:26I just wanted to seek vengeance
09:27because the monster hurt my little horsey!
09:29But you see, the truth is,
09:30this isn't a horsey!
09:32It's a unicorn!
09:33What?
09:34And the monster isn't a monster!
09:36It's just a copybara with a horn!
09:41It's just a little cub that lost its family!
09:44And it needs to be adopted now!
09:46It doesn't matter!
09:48Monster or copybara,
09:49I want to make history!
09:51Oh, fine then!
09:52Here's a minigame I found!
09:54It means a lot to you, doesn't it?
09:58Aw!
09:58Wait, Janet!
10:05I think there are more important things
10:07than being important, right?
10:08Go ahead and adopt the copybara!
10:10I won't tell anyone about this monster business!
10:13Really?
10:16And that's the end of the adventure!
10:20Janet adopted the copybara,
10:22and now it's called George!
10:24Leia and Tobias never took the pedal cab again
10:26because Jermaine took the wrong route
10:27and got stuck in traffic!
10:30Gibraltar never got the wedding album
10:31from his former marriage back!
10:33So he decided to draw the pictures from memory!
10:36It didn't turn out so good!
10:39And I can look at myself in the mirror
10:41and know that I was important to someone!
10:43Which is so much more important
10:44than being important
10:45because of a monster or a game!
10:51Hmph!
10:53This dog was tricked by
10:54the Anokawara for 505!
10:57It just seemed so bad!
11:01The baby was söyuda,
11:02full of tumor comenz
11:16But when he took all of them seriously,
11:17and told me,
11:17and if you don't buy a 좋아,
11:17I could just cut them
11:18and you could just put him in here...
11:19Like the movie before the movie mein
11:19about the book short video?
11:20Don't make meinnah
11:21or think of a good point?
11:22Yeah, you know!
11:23I know me,
11:24yeah!
11:25You
