00:00So, you've chosen the life of a legitimate small business owner.
00:04Wise decision.
00:06You're going to need to make sure you're set up for success on your journey to run
00:09a chain of definitely legal thriving businesses.
00:13First, you're going to need somewhere to grow, dry, and store your product.
00:18A dry den sounds like it'll do the job just fine.
00:21The best product needs tended to by the best hands, so make sure you hire top quality employees
00:27to look after your stash.
00:29Word on the street is, your product is the best in town.
00:33Now, if I happened to be a hungry little competitor, I'd sure be trying to get my hands on some
00:38of it.
00:39Better make sure your employees are armed to the teeth and ready to protect that cash money.
00:45You're going to want to set up a front, and you just also happen to be somewhat of a connoisseur
00:50of chicken.
00:52As well as, well, you know.
00:55As an upstanding member of the community, it's important you build lasting, mutual relationships
01:00with the locals.
01:01I hear the university might have quite the appetite.
01:04Might be worthwhile checking in at the scrapyard, too.
01:07Now, it's time to expand, baby.
01:10Why stop at chicken?
01:11Donuts, nightclubs, casinos, laundromats.
01:15And it only makes sense to expand your product line, too, right?
01:20And from there, it's time to reap the sweet, sweet fruits of your labor.
01:24Look at you, you upstanding entrepreneurial contributor to society.
01:29Definitely not fried chicken, for all your legitimate fake business needs.
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