00:00What was it we had for dinner tonight?
00:01Well, we had a choice. Steak, fish.
00:04Yes, yes, I remember I had lasagna.
00:06What did he have?
00:07He had fish.
00:09All right.
00:10Now we know what we're up against.
00:12Every passenger on this plane who had fish for dinner
00:14will become violently ill in the next half hour.
00:17Just how serious is it, doctor?
00:20Extremely serious.
00:21It starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat.
00:24As the virus penetrates the red blood cells,
00:26the victim becomes dizzy.
00:28Because we experience an itching, a rash.
00:30From there, the poison goes to work on the central nervous system,
00:33causing severe muscles spasms,
00:36followed by the inevitable grueling.
00:38At this point, the entire digestive system collapses,
00:41accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence,
00:43until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a
00:46quivering, wasted piece of jelly.
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