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Errado Filme Completo / Wrong
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00:00:00Buy lingerie, check. Bikini racks, check. Get boyfriend, check. Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21.
00:00:20Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity. Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:26Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear?
00:00:35Okay, don't think about dick, especially not loose dick, especially not loose. Probably a really big dick.
00:00:39Boring, dick. Double shot of espresso in a mocha frappe with non-fat milk, right?
00:00:44You're perfect. Thank you.
00:00:45Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:00:48Mike, I'm sorry I didn't know you were coming. I would have got ready.
00:00:51Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee.
00:00:52No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:00:56My coffee?
00:01:07Right, right, sorry.
00:01:17Oh, my God.
00:01:18Mike, don't laugh.
00:01:19We're so mean.
00:01:20Go help your girlfriend.
00:01:21All right, all right, all right. I'm sorry.
00:01:23No, baby, I'm saying you look great.
00:01:24My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:01:32Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:36Let me remake your coffee.
00:01:43Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:01:48Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor. She's such a slut. As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:01:55No.
00:01:56Watch this.
00:01:57Oh, Mikey. Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:02:01Looks like she's not very experienced in grown-up things. Like making coffee.
00:02:05Or having sex.
00:02:07Gosh. Oh, come on.
00:02:09Oh, my God. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:17So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:22Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five cleaner right here.
00:02:25Brooke, is it? Hey, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:31What? I literally don't even know you.
00:02:33Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:02:37You should be more careful who you sleep with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:02:40Oh, my God. What?
00:02:42It was just chlamydia!
00:02:45Oh, fuck you!
00:02:46Sounds like she already did.
00:02:47Oh, man.
00:02:49I'm really, really sorry.
00:03:04I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:05He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:03:07What does that mean?
00:03:10Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:12All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor enters a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:20So, go ahead and put this on.
00:03:22Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:03:24He?
00:03:28A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?
00:03:32This day cannot be any more humiliating.
00:03:35Good morning, miss Tisdale.
00:03:40It's Luke.
00:03:41Luke is a gynecologist.
00:03:43My gynecologist.
00:03:58Don't worry, I'm full of the Dr. Tini-Chant has a tears.
00:04:01Right, my first time.
00:04:02Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:04Yes, nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:06Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:08Grind me.
00:04:09I mean, the coffee shop.
00:04:11Grind me.
00:04:13Oh, no. He remembers me.
00:04:15So, you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:04:18Yes.
00:04:19That asshole.
00:04:21Yes.
00:04:22I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancy, right?
00:04:27I mean, I'm sure you don't want to be pregnant with that guy.
00:04:28I will use a condom.
00:04:32I say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:04:35Dr. Miller, I'm not sure if you're...
00:04:35Nurse, can you grab me a disc back up, please?
00:04:37Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:04:39I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:04:42I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
00:04:44Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me, so...
00:04:48You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:04:51Uh, let's get started with breast exam.
00:04:56Breast exam?
00:04:58Breast exam?
00:04:59If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:01No, it's... I like it. It's fine.
00:05:07Uh, it's probably easier if you live back.
00:05:11It's okay.
00:05:15It's okay.
00:05:16Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:05:17Stop it. Stop.
00:05:19My head's open.
00:05:20No, they're perfect.
00:05:22Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:05:24There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:05:28There are no abnormalities.
00:05:32Thank you, Luke.
00:05:34Dr. Miller.
00:05:35That wasn't so bad.
00:05:36Sophie, can you...
00:05:37You don't have a stir for me?
00:05:43Okay, yes.
00:05:44I fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs,
00:05:46but not performing a pap smear.
00:05:48So, I need you to relax for me.
00:05:52All right?
00:05:53I'm doing good.
00:05:55I wonder if this is how he toss women through orgasms.
00:05:58I'm going to be interning a speculum.
00:06:08You're going to swallow your cervix.
00:06:10You need to relax for me.
00:06:10So, do you like younger women?
00:06:17I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:06:20No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago,
00:06:25or a while ago, actually.
00:06:25So, for my great-grandfather's honor,
00:06:28I donate a few hours of my time at clinic.
00:06:29Oh, duh.
00:06:30Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:06:32Amazing.
00:06:33Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen
00:06:35just to check on your internal warmth.
00:06:37All right?
00:06:39Relax for me.
00:06:40You're doing good.
00:06:41His fingers literally inside of me.
00:06:43Oh, my gosh.
00:06:48Oh, my gosh.
00:06:49I think I just had an orgasm.
00:06:52To pee.
00:06:54All right.
00:06:56He's so noticed.
00:06:57Oh, my God.
00:06:58Everything looks good?
00:06:59No harm to my problems.
00:07:01All right?
00:07:02Be right back.
00:07:08Is that a freaking Westphal?
00:07:12I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:07:15All right, so, here's your break.
00:07:24Should I bring it to her to the cafe?
00:07:28She's my patient.
00:07:35Mike is going to come in his pants
00:07:37before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:07:39You are so graphic.
00:07:42Speaking of sperm,
00:07:44I just need your appointment one, okay?
00:07:45You will never believe
00:07:46who my gynecologist was.
00:07:48Luke.
00:07:49Are you serious?
00:07:51You got fingered by the
00:07:51doctor who likes coffee from you?
00:07:54Be Luke.
00:07:55Sophie, you're a freak.
00:07:57So, is he, like,
00:07:58good with his fingers, or, uh...
00:08:01Shut up, everybody.
00:08:01Shit.
00:08:02He's so sexy.
00:08:04Maybe I should schedule my comps for her.
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:06Don't worry.
00:08:07Okay?
00:08:08Tonight's going to be amazing, okay, Sophie?
00:08:10Let's...
00:08:11Come on.
00:08:12Let's get you ready for your good night tonight.
00:08:13I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:08:21Why do I even care?
00:08:26Yo.
00:08:27You ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:08:29Is that...
00:08:30Sophie's boyfriend?
00:08:33You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:08:35You're dating a nun.
00:08:37She's never gonna let you smash.
00:08:38I don't call it.
00:08:38Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:08:41I just can't prove it.
00:08:43You will soon.
00:08:46You're gonna film her?
00:08:47Yo.
00:08:51Dude, you're sick.
00:08:52What if she does it lately?
00:08:54A little bit of this...
00:08:55And she's gonna go feral.
00:08:58Yeah, that $1,500 is fine.
00:09:02Just keep the cameras warm.
00:09:05Don't get involved, Luke.
00:09:07You're just a customer and Iker.
00:09:11Hey.
00:09:11You need to pay.
00:09:15Fuck!
00:09:16My eyes!
00:09:16What the fuck?
00:09:17Where's your fucking friend in the front of my podcast?
00:09:19Kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-lay Avenue, apartment 2.
00:09:23I need to get this open.
00:09:30The lady.
00:09:45Nervous?
00:09:45Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:09:54Nervous?
00:09:56I'm a little nervous.
00:09:58Don't be.
00:09:59You know my cherries I pop?
00:10:04Wait.
00:10:05What?
00:10:07I'm sorry, I forgot to start my birth control.
00:10:09I forgot to wait.
00:10:09I'm sorry, man.
00:10:10I can't do this.
00:10:13Are you kidding me?
00:10:14I'm sorry, you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:10:17Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:10:19I'm going home.
00:10:25There it is, man.
00:10:28The hell you are.
00:10:29Not until I get something.
00:10:32No, no.
00:10:36Stop, Luke.
00:10:37Stop.
00:10:37I...
00:10:38I...
00:10:39Who the fucking invited you?
00:10:48Dr. Miller.
00:10:50Hey, Sophie.
00:10:51Hey.
00:10:52Hey, Steve.
00:10:55Hey.
00:10:55Hey, Sophie.
00:10:56Hey.
00:10:57Hey.
00:10:58Hey, can you hear me?
00:10:59Did you take something?
00:11:00What's up, Grandpa?
00:11:01Who the fucking invited...
00:11:02Listen up, dumbass.
00:11:06Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:11:08I couldn't even leave you, asshole.
00:11:10You wanted you to have her.
00:11:11I can plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:11:13What?
00:11:13What's the point?
00:11:14You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:11:16Since who?
00:11:16You ever studied at Miller Hall?
00:11:18Yeah.
00:11:20I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:11:21My family is the biggest donor to the university since...
00:11:23ever.
00:11:24It means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:11:27Okay.
00:11:28You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:11:29Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no.
00:11:32You can let your body take now, too.
00:11:34No, no, no.
00:11:35Please, can we talk about this?
00:11:36This is just a joke.
00:11:37Oh, you want to talk?
00:11:40Hey.
00:11:42Hey, come on.
00:11:56She's either really wasting her drugs.
00:11:58Either way, it's not good.
00:12:04You stole me from my date?
00:12:07I guess you're the right, asshole.
00:12:13I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:12:15Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:12:17I don't have a daddy.
00:12:18How much did you have to drink?
00:12:27I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:12:30Just because you shove a speculum of me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:12:34I won't call me a doctor.
00:12:34Tell me this.
00:12:35Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:12:42I was at the bar.
00:12:43I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:12:50I'm an idiot.
00:12:56No, I'm not an idiot.
00:12:59First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:13:07And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:13:13I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:13:17Sorry, Soph.
00:13:22So if you want my virginity, Luke...
00:13:25You can have it.
00:13:38Someone clearly wants me.
00:13:40Are you...
00:13:41hard right now?
00:13:47We're mid-argument.
00:13:50That's so wrong.
00:13:51I'm drunk.
00:13:52I'm taking home.
00:13:55What are you doing?
00:13:55You're drunk.
00:13:56I'm taking you home.
00:13:57What?
00:13:57No, I can't go home.
00:13:58My roommate's there.
00:13:59I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:14:01She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:14:08We're here.
00:14:09Here?
00:14:10Where is here?
00:14:12What a place.
00:14:13You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:14:17If you're comfortable.
00:14:17I want to.
00:14:19I mean, I'm cool.
00:14:20I'm cool with that.
00:14:21But, is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:14:25Smooth, Sophie.
00:14:27He says I have a girlfriend.
00:14:28You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:14:49The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:14:52How do you afford to live here long?
00:15:03It's huge.
00:15:05All my tight braces.
00:15:07Not all tight braces.
00:15:09Is he a tease or do I just need to wait for my mind?
00:15:13Come on, let's get cleaned up.
00:15:14You can feel better afterwards.
00:15:15Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:15:16Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:15:24No.
00:15:24Okay.
00:15:24You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:15:53You've seen way too much of me already.
00:15:58Just don't let me be disrespectful.
00:16:01You know, I don't want you thinking I alert my patients all the time.
00:16:04Wait.
00:16:05You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:16:13No, this isn't.
00:16:16Then why me?
00:16:17I'm nothing special.
00:16:19You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:16:20You're kind to people.
00:16:24You're beautiful.
00:16:35Who is that?
00:16:38This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:16:40You have to hide right now.
00:16:43All right?
00:16:46Luke?
00:16:47Are you home?
00:16:52Lukey?
00:16:52Come out.
00:16:53Come out.
00:16:54Stop playing.
00:16:56I stole one of your pagers.
00:16:58I know you're not on call.
00:16:59Don't say a word.
00:17:05There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:17:11Are you seriously going to put up with your ex right now?
00:17:13What the hell?
00:17:15She's the dean's daughter.
00:17:17We broke up forever ago, but she stopped my patients.
00:17:19She gave some kids out of school.
00:17:20Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:17:21What are you doing?
00:17:27You didn't answer my calls.
00:17:28I'm sleeping.
00:17:30Why don't I kill you?
00:17:35I can think of a million things I'm about to do.
00:17:38Like what, baby?
00:17:39Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:17:41Ice cubes?
00:17:42What ice cubes?
00:17:43I call the cops.
00:17:45Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:17:47Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:17:48Come on, Lukey.
00:17:50You know you love screwing me.
00:17:56I have someone new in my life.
00:17:59Someone new?
00:18:00Who the fuck is she?
00:18:02I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:18:05If you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.
00:18:06Then I'm going to call the dean.
00:18:08Then I'm going to let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pagers.
00:18:11You know how dangerous that is?
00:18:12No, you can't.
00:18:13One.
00:18:16Two.
00:18:16Fine, fine.
00:18:18I'm leaving.
00:18:20You're lost.
00:18:29Oh my god.
00:18:29Move.
00:18:30Oh my god.
00:18:30Move.
00:18:42Oh shit.
00:18:43That's my booze.
00:18:45I sobered up, I swear.
00:18:46What's with the ice cubes?
00:18:49I prefer no ice cubes.
00:18:56You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:19:00You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:19:04My virginity?
00:19:19Yep.
00:19:20Still intact.
00:19:22Fuck my life.
00:19:24Language, Miss Hidda.
00:19:26Jesus.
00:19:26What the hell are you doing?
00:19:27I'm here to attend to your massive hangover.
00:19:31Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:19:34What would you have me do?
00:19:35Don't say it.
00:19:36Don't say it.
00:19:37You could join me.
00:19:41Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:19:49Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:19:52There are plenty of guys on campus that would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:19:54I don't even want to think about some bloody session here.
00:20:13What?
00:20:15There are a lot of things, Sophie.
00:20:17You're my patient for a moment.
00:20:18In an on-campus clinic.
00:20:20I'm graduating this year.
00:20:21Second, you're a virgin.
00:20:27I'm a virgin.
00:20:28I'm asking you to change that.
00:20:37You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:20:41You're asking me to fuck you.
00:20:45I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards, all right?
00:20:49So you aren't, I'm not that guy.
00:20:51Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:20:57I'm a big girl.
00:20:58I can handle myself.
00:21:01Unless you're just not interested.
00:21:03I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:21:09Someone's job.
00:21:12Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe.
00:21:15How do you make me a cup of coffee?
00:21:16Because it's cheap.
00:21:17Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:21:30When you bend over and maybe make me a cup of coffee.
00:21:34You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:21:36Just don't do it.
00:21:39I'm ready, I promise.
00:21:44Ready?
00:21:49What's that?
00:21:51That's your doctor and I'm getting started with your birth control.
00:21:57Sorry, son.
00:21:59Are you kidding me?
00:22:00Can I, uh, can I get, uh...
00:22:08You're killing me.
00:22:09So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see a stick and you're still...
00:22:14A virgin?
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15I threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this.
00:22:22Can you wait?
00:22:23Oh my god.
00:22:23Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I look to Sasha, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed
00:22:29like you.
00:22:30He respects you, dummy.
00:22:32Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:22:33I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:22:36All the things I'm not.
00:22:37You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:22:40The Cadillac pussy.
00:22:42It looks gonna be back for a test drive.
00:22:44Watch.
00:22:47Hi, is the Cadillac pussy in your drink?
00:22:48No, can you just order?
00:22:49I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern, but a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:23:08Luke's psycho X followed me.
00:23:13What do you want?
00:23:14I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:23:17I didn't need to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:23:23Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:23:25He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:23:26Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:23:33Can you believe it?
00:23:34Sophie's evil.
00:23:36First Mike, now someone's boyfriend.
00:23:38That slut.
00:23:39Pregnant with Luke's.
00:23:41Did you really think that a man that accomplished, attractive, and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:23:49Sophie, you idiot.
00:23:50Of course he was never yours.
00:23:54Sophie, you can have him.
00:23:57You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:23:58I didn't do this.
00:23:59I swear I would never.
00:24:00What's going on?
00:24:01Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:24:03No, I didn't.
00:24:04I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:24:06Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:24:08Sophie?
00:24:08I'm calling the police.
00:24:11No, I would never do this.
00:24:12Please.
00:24:12She just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:24:14We need a medic, too.
00:24:16I'm a doctor.
00:24:21I'm a doctor.
00:24:21Um, no, no, no, no.
00:24:40I'm fine.
00:24:41I'll just be going.
00:24:45We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:24:47I've never seen him look so angry.
00:24:49Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:24:50Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:24:57It was for a friend.
00:24:58You liar.
00:24:59I saw you drinking from it.
00:25:01Let me go.
00:25:02I don't want to press charges.
00:25:04Just a moment.
00:25:05Oh, my God.
00:25:15You're crazy.
00:25:16You're actually crazy.
00:25:18Luke, please.
00:25:18I can explain.
00:25:20She is not right for you.
00:25:22Bringing you into my house.
00:25:23Stealing my pager.
00:25:24That's normal for you, Gina.
00:25:25I get it.
00:25:26But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:25:28Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:25:36She's dangerous to herself and people around her.
00:25:39I'll sign to warrant myself.
00:25:40Stop.
00:25:41Luke, this isn't you.
00:25:43You are just being taken advantage of.
00:25:45She's nothing.
00:25:46A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:25:49You're better than this, Luke.
00:25:51Officer, take her away.
00:25:55Let's go.
00:25:57You bitch!
00:25:58Don't deserve him!
00:25:59Let's go!
00:26:01I knew she was psycho.
00:26:03You couldn't even hurt Fla, even if someone paid you to.
00:26:06Thanks, Ev.
00:26:07Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:26:08I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:26:11Take the day.
00:26:11If someone's waiting for their new test drive, I'm kind of like busy.
00:26:29You came just to save me?
00:26:32Of course I did.
00:26:37I knew that when she stopped going on my phone that she was going to come after you, so...
00:26:41I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:26:47I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:26:49Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:26:51I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:26:53I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:26:55I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:26:58What do you mean?
00:27:00I mean, you reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:27:06What do you see in me?
00:27:08Or am I just...
00:27:10entertainment to you?
00:27:11Entertainment.
00:27:12Sophie, if you would have just entertained me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:27:16You're just...
00:27:17young.
00:27:21I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:27:24Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN, doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:27:28What do you want?
00:27:38You...
00:27:38You take me seriously.
00:27:43Get in the car.
00:27:45What?
00:27:45To where?
00:27:47Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:27:49What?
00:27:49Unless you have something else planned for a break.
00:27:51I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:28:15We're doing both.
00:28:16We're doing both.
00:28:17My mother, she hosts Art Clinic's charity gallery, or the vacation home.
00:28:21Your vacation home?
00:28:22As in you have multiple?
00:28:25Wow.
00:28:25Mr. Millie, it's good to have you, hello, sir.
00:28:32And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:28:35Look, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:28:38What the hell?
00:28:39Look, I didn't tell you that I don't need to check this out.
00:28:41The truth is, yes, my family's rich, but we're not here to impress them.
00:28:46We're here to show them that you're a part of my life, and that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:28:50Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:29:05Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:29:11I'm not.
00:29:12Hang on.
00:29:13How even am I to Luke?
00:29:19My dear?
00:29:21This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:29:24Girlfriend?
00:29:25No way.
00:29:26Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:29:27Annars.
00:29:28Nice to meet you, Miss Mother.
00:29:32Girlfriend?
00:29:35What happened to the pretty boy?
00:29:37Gina?
00:29:38The Dean's daughter, the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:29:42Ouch.
00:29:44Mother, again, I just said this is my girlfriend, and my date to the gallery.
00:29:48If I have to remind you of the importance of my life again, I'm going to make sure this
00:29:51galley does not go smoothly.
00:29:52Unless you want one of your poms to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:29:55Oh, you unbraithful child.
00:30:01If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:30:02Well, before we go, which room do you keep the bitches, Dior, and Versace?
00:30:06You should have some options for tonight.
00:30:08Fourth floor, third door, I'll move you.
00:30:11Thank you, Mother.
00:30:13Good to see you.
00:30:13That was the hottest thing anybody's ever felt like.
00:30:27Your brother has lost it.
00:30:29Get down here and handle this new, trashy arm candy.
00:30:31Is your mom always so...
00:30:40Narcissistic psychopath?
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:44That's why I don't really get along with your family.
00:30:46But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so I'm going to come back every year.
00:30:51You care a lot about your patients.
00:30:53Sweet.
00:30:53I do.
00:30:55Plus, the other perk is I could spend a ton of money on you.
00:30:58What's that mean?
00:30:59Luke, you did not.
00:31:13Which one of them is these to you?
00:31:15I mean, I want all of them.
00:31:16That's fine.
00:31:17I haven't even picked one out.
00:31:19You said you want all of them.
00:31:21They're yours.
00:31:2680.
00:31:27I can't accept this.
00:31:28This is, like, my whole college tuition in this room.
00:31:30Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:31:34Why do you like me?
00:31:36I'm just a college student, and you are...
00:31:38You.
00:31:40Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:31:41Your culture, your parents host charity events.
00:31:44You have a bubbler that does your laundry.
00:31:46I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with, like, a hundred other students.
00:31:50It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:31:51I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you.
00:32:06Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:32:13Because I don't want it to be right.
00:32:16I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you.
00:32:20Take it slow.
00:32:21Even though, there's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:32:31Really?
00:32:31Really?
00:32:35Really.
00:32:37Come back here.
00:32:57I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:33:02Are you teasing me in the sizzle?
00:33:04You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:33:07Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:33:15Can you zip me up, please?
00:33:22You know, I'm going to give you back to this.
00:33:31Whatever you say, doc.
00:33:37That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:33:41Don't.
00:33:41It's my best friend.
00:33:43The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm, not strutting the campus mattress.
00:33:51Luke's a idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:33:55Don't worry, Mom.
00:33:57I'll pry that little girl to draw off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake.
00:34:00Mm-hmm.
00:34:02That's not her.
00:34:05Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:34:07I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person I think I'll have tonight.
00:34:10Holy shit.
00:34:23It's not about being pretty.
00:34:30I just, I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:34:34I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:34:36Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:34:42You're so refreshing.
00:34:45You ready?
00:34:45You ready?
00:34:45You ready?
00:34:45You ready?
00:34:45You ready?
00:34:45You ready?
00:34:47You ready?
00:34:49You ready?
00:34:50You ready?
00:34:51You ready?
00:34:52You ready?
00:34:53You ready?
00:34:54You ready?
00:34:55You ready?
00:34:56You ready?
00:34:57You ready?
00:34:58You ready?
00:34:59You ready?
00:35:00Wow.
00:35:01She's another group of Regina.
00:35:02Yeah.
00:35:03You never said your brothers.
00:35:04She was so pretty.
00:35:05Why would you want to break them up?
00:35:06Oh, shut up.
00:35:07There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance on the train.
00:35:09It's my brother.
00:35:10There is a snow bunny.
00:35:11It's that Regina.
00:35:12I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial charity event.
00:35:20This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:35:23Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:35:27Cheers.
00:35:32Girlfriend?
00:35:33Not for long.
00:35:35Good evening, everyone.
00:35:47Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful sharing auction.
00:35:52Our first item.
00:35:56An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:35:59With its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:36:02Starting big.
00:36:04Five thousand.
00:36:05Five thousand.
00:36:06Now six.
00:36:07Right in the sixth.
00:36:08Bora Bora after five minutes.
00:36:09That's pretty good.
00:36:10Can I get it?
00:36:11You need to come quick.
00:36:12My wife's having a allergic reaction.
00:36:13Can you be okay?
00:36:14No.
00:36:15Let's go.
00:36:16What is it?
00:36:17My throat.
00:36:18Oh, you're not?
00:36:19Great.
00:36:20So, number twelve.
00:36:21Seven thousand dollars.
00:36:22All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:36:23Give him a round of applause.
00:36:24Congratulations.
00:36:25Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:36:26Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:36:27Ms. Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:36:33Now, according to Ms. Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:36:39What a hussy.
00:36:40Auctioning a blowjob?
00:36:41Oh, no.
00:36:42No.
00:36:43No.
00:36:44No.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No.
00:36:47No.
00:36:48No.
00:36:49No.
00:36:50No.
00:36:51No.
00:36:52No.
00:36:53No.
00:36:54Is he auctioning a blowjob?
00:36:56I hope doctor Miller knows what his girlfriend is up to.
00:36:59I mean, the poor guy is sending to a patient.
00:37:01I knew that you were too classless for this thing.
00:37:04Poor Luki.
00:37:05He hasn't fooled.
00:37:07Trailer trash is stink.
00:37:09Who let her kind in here?
00:37:10I wouldn't do that.
00:37:11I would never..
00:37:12I have a thousand for a night with Ms. Tisdale?
00:37:15Really, Sophie?
00:37:16No one wants you for a thousand?
00:37:19Alright.
00:37:20500.
00:37:21Alright.
00:37:22I find her for the poor girl.
00:37:25She's got stealing loans.
00:37:27Whatever that means.
00:37:28Or snake.
00:37:32Are you?
00:37:35I don't see anything wrong here.
00:37:37No, my throat, it hurts.
00:37:38I recognize you.
00:37:40You're one of my sister shithead friends.
00:37:41What the hell is going on here?
00:37:42Hey, this is doing you a favor, bro.
00:37:44Patrick, get out of my way.
00:37:46Why are you low your standards?
00:37:47We're millionaires.
00:37:48She may be a good fuck, but it's all she'll ever be, man.
00:37:52You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:37:58Motherfucker.
00:38:00$450.
00:38:02$400?
00:38:05Oh, all right.
00:38:07I need luck.
00:38:08I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:38:10Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:38:13Well, I'll help the young lady then.
00:38:15Maybe we can have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:38:19Sold for $400.
00:38:22Wow, Sophie.
00:38:24Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:38:34Used goods?
00:38:35That's right, Serena.
00:38:36After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:38:38Lucky, watch your mouth right now!
00:38:41What was that you were saying about class, Letitia, darling?
00:38:45You idiot!
00:38:50Get off the stage!
00:38:51We're leaving!
00:38:52Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:38:54You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you pussy!
00:38:57No need, my dear.
00:38:59Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you, after all of this.
00:39:04No!
00:39:05But, but, no!
00:39:07No!
00:39:08Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:39:12You're a doctor!
00:39:14Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:39:15You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:39:17Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:39:19How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:39:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:26Stephanie?
00:39:27I'm going to sue you for everything you've got!
00:39:37You can't.
00:39:38You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to, but I practice under the
00:39:42university, so you can't touch me.
00:39:44So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry, I suggest you cut very generous
00:39:47checks to the charity, and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:39:51Let's go.
00:39:53It's a writing.
00:39:54Let's go.
00:39:55Everybody out.
00:39:57Where'd these assholes go?
00:40:03You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:40:05I would've been okay.
00:40:06I do it a thousand times over.
00:40:08No one comes at my woman like that.
00:40:09Plus, I think we made more donations than I think we have in the last ten years.
00:40:12Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:40:15Alright?
00:40:27What are you looking for?
00:40:29I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal
00:40:34bartender.
00:40:34Right.
00:40:36Right.
00:40:37Okay.
00:40:39Make me...
00:40:40...an appletini.
00:40:42What?
00:40:43Seriously?
00:40:44Alright, so vodka, lemon, and apple of court.
00:40:49Can we just do something easier?
00:40:51You suck at being a rich kid.
00:40:55Move.
00:40:59Can you open up?
00:41:02Thank you!
00:41:02All right.
00:41:06Let's just make it simple.
00:41:08Body shots.
00:41:10God, I've never done that before.
00:41:13Seriously?
00:41:14What do you mean?
00:41:15You're like so old.
00:41:16I was trying to get into school.
00:41:17I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:41:20He just said you're hot.
00:41:22Make the move, Sophie.
00:41:23Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:41:24Okay.
00:41:25Okay.
00:41:25Okay.
00:41:25Okay.
00:41:25Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:28Okay.
00:41:28Okay.
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:31Okay.
00:41:32Alright, I got the hang of that.
00:41:35Now it's your turn, Ms. Titha.
00:41:36Now or never, Sophie.
00:41:37Go for it.
00:41:38New rule.
00:41:39You can't choose the same place twice.
00:41:40Is that so?
00:41:41Then...
00:41:42I'm...
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00:42:31I'm...
00:42:32I'm...
00:42:33Sorry, was that...?
00:42:34You drank me fucking wild.
00:42:36Luke, I'm ready.
00:42:44God, I'm an idiot.
00:42:45Wait, what?
00:42:46Sophie, I want you flying.
00:42:48I'm sorry.
00:42:49Fuck.
00:42:50Luke, no, no, no, no.
00:42:51I...
00:42:52I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:42:53I wanna do this with you.
00:42:54Lose my virginity.
00:42:55Sophie...
00:42:57Don't Sophie me.
00:42:58That's so patronizing.
00:43:00Wait, I'm trying, but...
00:43:03I'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:43:05I don't wanna be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:43:08I'm terrified of it.
00:43:09It's this that hurts me, what you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:43:12What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:43:15Dean, Sophie...
00:43:16Did you see what happened here today?
00:43:18I mean, my family sucks.
00:43:20My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:43:23Of course I wanna be with you.
00:43:26But am I right for you?
00:43:28You really wanna take on this much baggage?
00:43:30I might be a virgin, but this whole, it's not you, it's me thing, is really freshman year.
00:43:38So, where are you going?
00:43:39I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:43:41I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:43:43You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:43:47Don't follow me.
00:43:54Damn it.
00:44:00I guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:44:04What's the point of talking to me now? You've rejected me twice.
00:44:21Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:44:22Nope.
00:44:24Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:44:26So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:44:28All myself.
00:44:29What?
00:44:32You heard me.
00:44:33Hotest day I've ever seen at this school.
00:44:37Seriously?
00:44:38You're into this?
00:44:39Like, you might wanna, like, hook up?
00:44:42Hell yeah, I would.
00:44:43Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:44:45Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:44:47Evie was the problem.
00:44:49I was beginning to think nobody would save my virginity.
00:44:52What?
00:44:54What did you just say?
00:44:55I'm a virgin?
00:44:59Oh, no.
00:45:00She's a virgin, y'all.
00:45:02Aw, cute.
00:45:03Excuse me?
00:45:04Too much work.
00:45:06You're probably super clean, you too.
00:45:07You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:45:10S-sweetie?
00:45:11I'm a senior.
00:45:12That's you to suck.
00:45:15You were just into me.
00:45:16Why are you treating me like I'm dumb stuck to your shoe?
00:45:18You're obviously a nice girl.
00:45:20But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:45:21You know?
00:45:22You're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy.
00:45:25And...
00:45:27Sorry.
00:45:29Bleh.
00:45:30I'm Bleh.
00:45:37I'm in this $80,000 dress
00:45:39and I can't even get a stupid horny frat guy to get with me.
00:45:43He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:45:46Oh, and Luke.
00:45:48Of course, Luke, on the other hand,
00:45:50he's had his hands literally inside of me
00:45:52and I guess he was just so repulsed that...
00:45:54that he wouldn't need to see more.
00:45:57You know what?
00:46:02Sophie, where the hell have you been?
00:46:03You're not the hot one right now, bro.
00:46:04Oh, look at me.
00:46:05I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor
00:46:07and I'm also hot as fuck.
00:46:08And I'd love to lead girls on with the orgasm
00:46:11perhaps in your queue for one.
00:46:14Say something, asshole.
00:46:17Can I come get you right now, please?
00:46:18So you can what?
00:46:19Not have sex?
00:46:20Yeah, I don't think so.
00:46:21I think I'll stay right here
00:46:22where the guys at least have, I don't know,
00:46:23the decency to not lead me on.
00:46:25Guys, what guys?
00:46:26Did someone do something to you?
00:46:27Of course not.
00:46:28They said I was too messy.
00:46:30Too messy and too much.
00:46:32And I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:46:34No.
00:46:35You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:46:39I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:46:40I'm coming to get you.
00:46:41Keep falling on you.
00:46:42Alright.
00:46:59Hey, wake up.
00:47:04I got you.
00:47:17Is she...?
00:47:22She's fine.
00:47:23She's...
00:47:24Bottled water and two of these in the morning.
00:47:26I don't know what she drank,
00:47:27but whatever it is,
00:47:28it's gonna hit her hard.
00:47:31Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me.
00:47:34Right.
00:47:48Rise and shine, party animal.
00:47:51You have a lot to tell me.
00:47:55I feel like shit.
00:47:56You look like shit.
00:47:58But, like...a million bucks...
00:48:00So is this a gift from Luke, or...?
00:48:01I believe the only thing that is gonna make this
00:48:03is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse just hearing his name he led me on and then left
00:48:09me for ted but luke brought you back i don't want to hear it i'm done having my time wasted
00:48:17i guess i'm just too much work as a virgin so i've decided i'm not a virgin anymore
00:48:24well virginity is like a whole construct right people guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a
00:48:29baby unless i stop acting like one and looking like one i need you to help me look slutty
00:48:41no way i'm not gonna do that you're not gonna look sexy why not so you are sexy
00:48:46i'm not slutty sexy guys don't go for that i i look like a a non-librarian i'm giving off
00:48:52don't snooze fest boring so if i was your best friend i'm obligated to tell you that you don't
00:48:57have to change yourself for the right guy the thing is mr right isn't doing anything wrong
00:49:05warm me up
00:49:18perfect
00:49:27isn't that one barista chick there's no way that girl's
00:49:41it is that's sophie tisdale dude the makeover is actually working i thought i went looking at you
00:49:47good good i hope the news gets back to luke i mean more
00:49:54oh there he is are you gonna say something
00:49:59holy
00:50:00shit sophie
00:50:01i'm just gonna make you regret everything
00:50:09thanks babe
00:50:10it's all beautiful
00:50:11and what can i get for you handsome i love it would be nice but uh i like what you're giving me right now
00:50:22i take all kinds of props
00:50:24what the hell's going on here stop interrupting grandpa
00:50:26what the fuck did you say one latte coming right up
00:50:29and what can i get for you doctor sophie what is this you're dressed different you're acting
00:50:35different i don't get it whoops let me get that for you
00:50:38so did you want coffee the abs shining is on the house
00:50:49is this like a punishment i mean if it is i get it but tell yourself that other guys it's not you
00:50:52that's really not up to you anymore dr miller i gave you a chance and besides there's someone
00:50:57out there who wants me and isn't gonna embarrass me in the process hey uh we're throwing a halloween
00:51:01party tonight they're on the land fair you should come she's gonna play inside actually i don't
00:51:08my first frat party invite wow this whole hawker lab is actually working you should bring home girl
00:51:14guys gonna love you i will see you tonight you're not going to that news flash you're not my boyfriend
00:51:21you could have been but you didn't want the baggage that's not true actually i have to go plan my
00:51:24outfit for tonight my very sexy very booby outfit
00:51:30so i'm not gonna let you throw your life away just because of me all right
00:51:32i'm gonna just frat party 36 years old i will
00:51:38what could you possibly have been in that oh that was sexy mini mouse yeah i think i still have
00:51:43the ears somewhere ew that doesn't even sound right i just found the perfect outfit to match your
00:51:49boyfriends everly not funny imagine being old ass luke stuck at this stupid hospital and he gets a
00:51:56text from you in this if he hasn't jumped off the bridge he definitely will how pathetic is it that
00:52:01i'm playing mind games with a guy that i haven't even gone to second base with hey whatever helps you
00:52:04get over him okay
00:52:05get in kids hope you say get out i just don't be the only person i've done it before
00:52:26it's the costume bro right gotta have at least three chicks with you to get in man sorry rules
00:52:39i don't get to it stop being shy you look hot
00:52:56see wait on your phone why
00:53:05because i'm taking a point five and sending it to me no yes
00:53:13i'm good anyway i don't pay a fee vip but the bosses that's not gonna happen i have to get to it
00:53:21where are you
00:53:21i need to be so drunk to pretty age this thing he opened it immediately he's so wet welcome to the party
00:53:36i'm gonna be so drunk to the party
00:53:46i'm gonna be so drunk to pretty ages this thing he opens it immediately he's so wet welcome to the party
00:53:48you have his abs
00:53:53hell yeah
00:53:54it's just not the same it's not him
00:54:14oh
00:54:34did he come here just to keep an eye on me
00:54:40you're really trying to piss me off right now aren't you actually i'm not thinking about you at all
00:54:43that's a lot
00:54:47come on sophie let's play spin the bottle
00:54:50coming my friend who's just leaving actually i'll join what no
00:55:02who's going first
00:55:05husband do you think he's a ta i hope it lands on me he seemed experienced
00:55:13so
00:55:21sophie and luke to the closet
00:55:25as soon as the seven minutes are up i want out
00:55:27you can't talk like adults can you fuck like adults
00:55:46you know you dress like this and he's going to fuck you right here
00:55:55how about another poly exam dr
00:56:04how about another poly exam dr
00:56:06Nocturnal.
00:56:33What?
00:56:35Time's up.
00:56:37Wait, we just...
00:56:37You wanted to...
00:56:38I'm just giving you a taste to your own medicine, Luke.
00:56:41Now you'll wish you would've fucking even had a chance.
00:56:58So, how was it?
00:57:02Luke's a little too shy for me.
00:57:03I'm gonna sit again.
00:57:04I'm gonna...
00:57:05I'm gonna...
00:57:05I'm gonna...
00:57:06Sophie.
00:57:15Me?
00:57:16Sophie, come on, Jim.
00:57:18You had your chance, Luke.
00:57:19Come on, Noah.
00:57:29Okay.
00:57:30I've never kissed anyone before.
00:57:32What?
00:57:32So I'm gonna embarrass myself.
00:57:34So I'm warning you that I'm...
00:57:36You can class.
00:57:37I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
00:57:39Really?
00:57:40But all the rumors.
00:57:41Look, everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
00:57:44I've never said that you put your legs behind your head.
00:57:47I don't even know, Derek.
00:57:49I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
00:57:53I'm so screwed.
00:57:55Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
00:57:58They're gonna kill me.
00:57:59No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
00:58:00No, they're gonna make fun of me to death.
00:58:02Wait.
00:58:02I'll help you.
00:58:06How?
00:58:12It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
00:58:13Come on, virgin.
00:58:17They're gonna call me until I freaking graduate.
00:58:19We don't have time.
00:58:20Just come here.
00:58:22You can tell them you lost it to me.
00:58:24Really?
00:58:24You don't care?
00:58:26No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
00:58:28You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
00:58:30Just as long as Luke overhears.
00:58:36I owe you.
00:58:38Noah, are you in there?
00:58:40Oh, yeah.
00:58:44It's getting crazy in there.
00:58:47Oh, yeah.
00:58:47That's enough.
00:58:51Sophie, you open the damn door.
00:58:54Okay, ready?
00:58:55It's working.
00:58:58Oh, you really want to piss him off.
00:59:00Here's where it's in.
00:59:21What's the problem, doctor?
00:59:22What the fuck were you doing in it with him?
00:59:24Well...
00:59:27First, I was up his pants, and then I saw his cock.
00:59:35Liar.
00:59:37You didn't know that?
00:59:41I know you wanted me.
00:59:42I'm not.
00:59:43I'm not.
01:00:02Yeah.
01:00:03I need to stop you.
01:00:13Yeah, I want you.
01:00:16Me too.
01:00:30What?
01:00:30Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:00:32No, no, I'm not changing my mind.
01:00:35I'm just kicking myself.
01:00:37Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:00:40You fucking idiot.
01:00:42You are.
01:00:43I'm just going to take that.
01:00:58Someone better be dying.
01:01:04It's the code blue.
01:01:07They are.
01:01:10I'm sorry, Sophie.
01:01:11I have to go.
01:01:14I've been burned too many times.
01:01:16Are we ever going to do this?
01:01:17Sophie, I promise you the last time I'm going to be asleep.
01:01:23I promise we're going to do this.
01:01:24We are.
01:01:26But not in some shitty frat house.
01:01:30You deserve better than that.
01:01:31Better how?
01:01:34You have a passport, right?
01:01:35So, sexy underwear?
01:01:40Check.
01:01:41A jacket?
01:01:42Check.
01:01:43A bikini.
01:01:44Where exactly is he taking?
01:01:45Hey, don't tell me.
01:01:48Crap, he's here.
01:01:51Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:01:52Oh my God.
01:01:53No way.
01:01:59This man's insane.
01:02:00He's actually psycho.
01:02:02On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:02:05It looks soldier.
01:02:08Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:02:10He's hot.
01:02:11You've heard a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:02:13It's finally happening.
01:02:23You have a cup.
01:02:37Hmm?
01:02:37You said report fit.
01:02:39I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:02:45This is so psychotic.
01:02:47Am I really worth all this?
01:02:50It's the first times.
01:02:53Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:02:57International.
01:03:06Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:03:10I'm sorry.
01:03:10I just didn't want to win this prize.
01:03:12Ready?
01:03:17A croissant?
01:03:19You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:03:21It's a hint.
01:03:23Go look at the view.
01:03:24You'll know where we are.
01:03:30Are you crazy?
01:03:32You took me to Paris?
01:03:32Paris?
01:03:40Whoa.
01:03:41Whoa, whoa.
01:03:42I set up an appointment at Chanel, and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:03:46Look.
01:03:46Do you want to add something to the ice in her?
01:03:54I think you should take your clothes off.
01:03:58I think you should take your clothes off.
01:04:00Yes.
01:04:00I think that's a good idea.
01:04:01What's going to be happening here?
01:04:18What's going to be happening?
01:04:22I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me in the clinic.
01:04:38You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:04:42Is it weird that you didn't something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:04:50Get away from my patient, look familiar.
01:04:52She's all yours?
01:04:54Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:04:59Yes.
01:05:00We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:05:03I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:05:05We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:05:09Laureen, don't tell me.
01:05:10I'm sorry?
01:05:13Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:05:16I'll give you to a moment.
01:05:17I'm so sorry.
01:05:24I don't know how this happened.
01:05:26I was trying to be safe.
01:05:28Wow.
01:05:29What do you think the odds are?
01:05:311.6 in 100.
01:05:33You probably hate me.
01:05:34As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:05:39Graduation's in a month, and we and we'll be able to do it together.
01:05:49Sophie, I'm all in.
01:05:50Sophie, I'm all in.
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