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00:00:00A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:00:06I think I just had an orgasm.
00:00:09You got finger by the eye.
00:00:10I don't talk to you.
00:00:11Why coffee from you?
00:00:12I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:00:14You stole from my date?
00:00:16I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:00:18that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:00:22Dr. Miller.
00:00:25What's up?
00:00:26And why me?
00:00:27You don't mess up my coffee with her.
00:00:28There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:00:32So if you want my virginity, Luke,
00:00:34you can have it.
00:00:36You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:00:38But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:00:40Luke-y!
00:00:42Come out, come out!
00:00:44Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:00:46You'll come back to me after I
00:00:47take care of that little distraction.
00:00:50I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:00:53Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:00:58I'm going to be the person who wants to the person who is
00:01:00to get hurt.
00:01:00I'm trying to take care of things.
00:01:01I'll be the person who wants to get hurt.
00:01:02to get hurt.
00:01:02Buy lingerie. Check. Bikini wraps. Check. Get boyfriend. Check. Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:01:26Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear? Okay, don't think about dick, especially not loose. Dick, especially not loose. Probably a really big dick. Morning, Dick. Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with nonfat milk, right?
00:01:48You're perfect. Thank you. Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have got ready.
00:01:55Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No. I'm here to see my girl.
00:02:12Want coffee? Right, right. Sorry.
00:02:16Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend.
00:02:31All right, all right, all right. I'm sorry. No, babe, trust me. You look great.
00:02:35My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
00:02:45Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:02:50Let me remake your coffee.
00:02:57Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe.
00:03:01Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:03:05Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:03:09She's such a slut.
00:03:10As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:03:12Yeah.
00:03:13Watch this.
00:03:14Oh, Mikey.
00:03:16Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:03:19Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things.
00:03:22Like making coffee.
00:03:24Or having sex.
00:03:27Don't know. Come on.
00:03:29Oh, my God.
00:03:30Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:03:38So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:03:43Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:03:45I think we have a stage five cleaner right here.
00:03:51Brooke, is it?
00:03:52Yeah, you forgot you're committing your medication at the clinic.
00:03:55What? I literally don't even know you.
00:03:57Don't be embarrassed.
00:03:58Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:04:02You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
00:04:03especially while you're on the medication.
00:04:05Oh, my God.
00:04:06What?
00:04:07It was just chlamydia!
00:04:11Oh, fuck you all!
00:04:12Sounds like she already did.
00:04:14Oh, my God.
00:04:27I'm really, really sorry.
00:04:34I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:04:36He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:04:38What does that mean?
00:04:41Shit, my appointment.
00:04:42I gotta go.
00:04:43Sorry.
00:04:43All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you
00:04:51after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:04:53So go ahead and put this on.
00:04:56Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:58He?
00:04:58A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:05:08This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:05:12Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:05:17It's Luke.
00:05:19Luke is a gynecologist.
00:05:21My gynecologist.
00:05:22Don't worry, I'm full of the Dr. Tivvy Jenspaz.
00:05:40It's your first time.
00:05:42Right, my first time.
00:05:43Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:05:45Yes.
00:05:46Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:05:48Nice to meet me?
00:05:49Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:05:50Grind me.
00:05:52I mean, the coffee shop.
00:05:54Grind me.
00:05:56Oh, no.
00:05:57He remembers me.
00:05:59So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:06:03Yes.
00:06:04That asshole.
00:06:06Yes.
00:06:07I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:06:10if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:06:12I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:06:15I will use a condom.
00:06:18I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:06:20He's not good for you.
00:06:22Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're...
00:06:23Nerds, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:06:25Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:06:27I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:06:31I'm ready.
00:06:32I think I'm ready.
00:06:34Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole,
00:06:36but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me, so...
00:06:38You know what, I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:06:43Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:06:48Breast exam?
00:06:50Breast exam?
00:06:51If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:06:53No, it's...
00:06:54I like it.
00:06:54It's fine.
00:06:54Uh, it's probably easier to be my back.
00:07:05It's okay.
00:07:10It's okay.
00:07:10Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:07:13Stop it.
00:07:14Stop.
00:07:15My head's cold.
00:07:16No, they're perfect.
00:07:19Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:07:21There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:07:24There are no abnormalities.
00:07:31Thank you, Luke.
00:07:33Dr. Miller.
00:07:34That wasn't so bad.
00:07:36Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stir for me?
00:07:43Okay, yes.
00:07:44I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs,
00:07:47but not performing a pap smear.
00:07:51Sophie, I need you to relax for a minute.
00:07:54All right.
00:07:55You're doing good.
00:07:57I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:08:07All right.
00:08:09I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:08:13You're going to swab them your servants.
00:08:15I need you to relax for me.
00:08:20So, do you like younger women?
00:08:24I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:08:27No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:08:33So, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:08:38Oh, duh.
00:08:39Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:08:41Amazing.
00:08:43Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs.
00:08:47All right?
00:08:50Relax for me.
00:08:50You're doing good.
00:08:52His finger's literally inside of me.
00:08:54Oh, my gosh.
00:08:55I think I just had an orgasm.
00:09:05Did he?
00:09:07All right.
00:09:10He's so noticed.
00:09:11Oh, my God.
00:09:12Everything looks good.
00:09:14No hard memoralities.
00:09:15All right?
00:09:18Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:09:30I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:09:36All right.
00:09:37So, here's your break.
00:09:43Should I bring it to her to the cafe?
00:09:45All right.
00:09:46Let me help you.
00:09:48She's my patient.
00:09:56Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:10:00You are so graphic.
00:10:05Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:10:08You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:10:12Luke.
00:10:13Are you serious?
00:10:14You've got a finger by the eye.
00:10:16I'm stuck to you.
00:10:17I'm like, coffee from you.
00:10:18The Luke.
00:10:20Sophie, you're a freak.
00:10:22So, is he, like, close his fingers, or?
00:10:26Shut up, Beverly.
00:10:27Shit.
00:10:28He's so sexy.
00:10:30Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:10:32No, man.
00:10:33Don't worry.
00:10:34Okay?
00:10:35Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:10:36Okay, Sophie?
00:10:38Yes.
00:10:39Come on.
00:10:40Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:10:41Like...
00:10:42I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:10:51Why do I even care?
00:10:57Yo.
00:10:58You ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:11:00Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:11:02No.
00:11:02You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:11:08You're dating a nun.
00:11:09She's never going to let you smash.
00:11:11I'm calling it.
00:11:12Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:11:15I just can't prove it.
00:11:18You will soon.
00:11:20You're going to film her?
00:11:21No.
00:11:26Dude, you're sick.
00:11:27What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:11:30A little bit of this.
00:11:32And she's going to go feral.
00:11:37Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
00:11:39Just keep the cameras long.
00:11:43Don't get involved, Luke.
00:11:45You're just your customer and doctor.
00:11:46Hey, you need to pay.
00:11:55Fuck!
00:11:56My eyes!
00:11:56What the fuck?
00:11:57Where's your fucking friend, Luke?
00:11:59I'm calling cops.
00:12:03Kaylee Avenue, apartment 2.
00:12:05I need to get to Sophie.
00:12:06The lady.
00:12:31Nervous?
00:12:31Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
00:12:36than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:12:42Nervous?
00:12:44I'm a little nervous.
00:12:45Hey, don't be.
00:12:47You know my cherries, I pop.
00:12:53Wait.
00:12:54What?
00:12:56I'm sorry.
00:12:57I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:59I'm going to have to wait.
00:12:59I'm sorry, Mike.
00:13:00I can't do this.
00:13:04You kidding me?
00:13:06I'm sorry, you were not hot enough
00:13:07to blue ball me for another month.
00:13:09Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:13:11I'm going home.
00:13:18There it is, man.
00:13:22The hell you are.
00:13:24Not until I get something.
00:13:27No, no.
00:13:28No.
00:13:30Stop, Mike.
00:13:33Stop.
00:13:34Hey.
00:13:41Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:46Dr. Miller.
00:13:48Hey, Sophie.
00:13:49Hey.
00:13:50Hey, stay with me.
00:13:53Hey.
00:13:54Hey, Sophie.
00:13:55Hey.
00:13:56Hey.
00:13:57Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:58Did you take something?
00:14:00What's up, Grandpa?
00:14:01I'm going to the fucking fight in food.
00:14:05Listen up, dumbass.
00:14:07Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:14:09I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:14:11If you want her, you can have her.
00:14:13I can play your pussy to choose from.
00:14:15What?
00:14:16What's so funny?
00:14:16You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:14:18Says who?
00:14:19You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:14:21Yeah.
00:14:23I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:14:25My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:14:29That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:14:32Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:14:35Wait.
00:14:36Wait.
00:14:36Wait.
00:14:36Wait.
00:14:37Wait.
00:14:37Wait.
00:14:37Wait.
00:14:37No, no.
00:14:38And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:14:41No, no, no.
00:14:41Please.
00:14:42Can we talk about this?
00:14:43It was just a joke.
00:14:43Oh, you want to talk?
00:14:48Hey.
00:14:50Hey, come on.
00:15:07She's either really wasting or drugged.
00:15:09Either way, it's not good.
00:15:13You stole me from my date?
00:15:20I guess you're the right, you asshole.
00:15:26I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:15:29Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:15:31I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:15:32How much did you have to drink?
00:15:43I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:15:47Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:15:51Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:15:52Tell me this.
00:15:53Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:57I was at the bar, all right?
00:16:03And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:16:11Wow.
00:16:17I'm an idiot.
00:16:20No, you're an idiot.
00:16:21First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:16:31And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:16:38I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:16:43Sorry, Soph.
00:16:44So if you want my virginity to work, you can have it.
00:17:08Someone clearly wants me.
00:17:11Are you hard right now?
00:17:13We're mid-argument.
00:17:21That's so wrong.
00:17:23You're drunk.
00:17:24I'm taking you home.
00:17:27What are you doing?
00:17:28You're drunk.
00:17:29I'm taking you home.
00:17:30What?
00:17:30No, I can't go home.
00:17:32My roommate's there.
00:17:33I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:17:35She's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me.
00:17:43We're here.
00:17:45Here?
00:17:46Where is here?
00:17:48My place.
00:17:49You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:17:54If you're comfortable.
00:17:55I want to.
00:17:57I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:58I'm cool with that.
00:17:59But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:18:03Smooth, Sophie.
00:18:06Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:18:07You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:18:32The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:18:36How do you afford to live here alone?
00:18:49It's huge.
00:18:51I don't like tight spaces.
00:18:54Not all tight spaces.
00:18:56Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:19:01Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:19:02You'll feel better afterwards.
00:19:03Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:19:06Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:19:13I'm happy.
00:19:36You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:19:49You've seen way too much of me already.
00:19:51I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:58You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriends and
00:20:08draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:20:12No, Mrs. Miller.
00:20:16And why me?
00:20:17I'm nothing special.
00:20:19You don't mess up my coffee, Ligger.
00:20:21You're kind to people.
00:20:24And you're beautiful.
00:20:37Who is that?
00:20:39Oh, this is my crazy ex-brofriend.
00:20:44Um, you have to hide right now.
00:20:47All right?
00:20:48Come on.
00:20:51Luke?
00:20:53Are you home?
00:20:58Lukey?
00:20:59Come out.
00:21:00Come out.
00:21:01Stop playing.
00:21:03I stole one of your pagers.
00:21:05I know you're not on call.
00:21:12Don't say a word.
00:21:14There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:21:21Are you seriously going to hook up with your ex right now?
00:21:23What the hell?
00:21:26She's Adine's daughter.
00:21:28We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.
00:21:30She gets them kicked out of school.
00:21:31Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:21:38What are you doing?
00:21:40You didn't answer my call.
00:21:42I'm sleeping.
00:21:44Why don't I join you?
00:21:50I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:21:53Like what, baby?
00:21:54Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:57Ice cubes?
00:21:58What ice cubes?
00:21:59Like call the cops.
00:22:01Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:22:03Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:22:05Come on, Lukey.
00:22:07You know you love screwing me.
00:22:10I have someone new in my life.
00:22:18Someone new?
00:22:19Who the fuck is she?
00:22:22I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:22:25And if you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.
00:22:27Then I'm going to call the dean.
00:22:28And I'm going to let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:22:32Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:22:33No, you can't.
00:22:35One.
00:22:38Two.
00:22:39Fine, fine.
00:22:41I'm leaving.
00:22:43You're lost.
00:22:44Oh my god, Boobs.
00:22:55Holy shit.
00:23:10They smell like booze.
00:23:12I sobered up, I swear.
00:23:15What's with the ice cubes?
00:23:18I prefer no ice cubes.
00:23:25You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:23:31You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:23:49My virginity?
00:23:50Yep. Still intact.
00:23:57Fuck my life.
00:23:59Language, Ms. Tizzo.
00:24:01Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:24:05Compared to 10 to your massive hangover, whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:24:11What would you have me do?
00:24:11Don't say it. Don't say it.
00:24:14You could join me.
00:24:20Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:24:30Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:24:32There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:24:36I don't even want to think about some boy such as you.
00:24:56You're my patient for one, in an on-campus clinic.
00:25:06I'm graduating this year.
00:25:09Second?
00:25:12You're a virgin.
00:25:14Ouch.
00:25:16I'm asking you to change that.
00:25:18You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:25:31But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:25:36I don't make love.
00:25:38I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:25:41I'm not that guy.
00:25:42Well, maybe I don't need you to call me, Luke.
00:25:50I'm a big girl. I can handle myself.
00:25:54Unless you're just not interested.
00:25:57I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:26:04Someone's jealous.
00:26:07Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus.
00:26:10To come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:26:13Because it's cheap.
00:26:26Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:26:30When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:26:33You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:26:38So do it.
00:26:40I'm ready, I promise.
00:26:42I'm ready.
00:26:52What's that?
00:26:54That's your doctor.
00:26:55I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:27:01Sorry, Sylvia.
00:27:04Are you kidding me?
00:27:05Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:27:14You're killing me.
00:27:15So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:27:21A virgin?
00:27:22Yeah.
00:27:23I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:27:27Can you wait?
00:27:31Oh my god.
00:27:33Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I was with Asia, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:27:40He respects you, dummy.
00:27:42Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:27:44I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy, all the things I'm not.
00:27:49You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:27:53A Cadillac pussy.
00:27:55And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:27:57Watch.
00:27:58Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:28:03No.
00:28:03Can you just order?
00:28:18I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:28:22But a janitor.
00:28:23Makes a lot more sense.
00:28:25Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:28:31What do you want?
00:28:33I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:28:38I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:28:43Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:28:45He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:28:47Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:28:55Can you believe it?
00:28:57Sophie's evil.
00:28:58First Mike, now someone's boyfriend.
00:29:01A slut.
00:29:03Pregnant with Luke's.
00:29:05Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke,
00:29:12loser barista?
00:29:13Sophie, you idiot.
00:29:16Of course he was never yours.
00:29:21Sophie!
00:29:22You can have him!
00:29:24You didn't have to hurt my baby!
00:29:26I didn't do this, I swear.
00:29:27I would never.
00:29:28What's going on?
00:29:29Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:29:32No, I didn't.
00:29:32I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:29:35Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:29:37Sophie!
00:29:39I'm calling the police.
00:29:41You know I would never do this, please.
00:29:42She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:29:45We need a medic, too.
00:29:46I'm a doctor.
00:29:52I'm a doctor.
00:29:53Um, no, no, no, no.
00:30:15I'm fine.
00:30:17I'll just be going.
00:30:21We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:30:24I've never seen him look so angry.
00:30:26Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:30:32Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:30:35It was for a friend.
00:30:37You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:30:40Let me go.
00:30:41I don't want to press charges.
00:30:44Just a moment.
00:30:53Oh, my God.
00:30:57You're crazy.
00:30:58You're actually crazy.
00:31:00Luke, please.
00:31:01I can explain.
00:31:03She is not right for you.
00:31:06Breaking into my house.
00:31:07Stealing my pager.
00:31:09That's normal for you, Gina.
00:31:10I get it.
00:31:11But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:31:18Officer?
00:31:19I want her involuntarily committed.
00:31:22She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:31:23I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:31:26Stop.
00:31:27Luke, this isn't you.
00:31:30You are just being taken advantage of.
00:31:32She's nothing.
00:31:34A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:31:37You're better than this, Luke.
00:31:40Officer?
00:31:41Take her away.
00:31:44Let's go.
00:31:46You bitch!
00:31:48You don't deserve him!
00:31:50Let's go!
00:31:52I knew she was psycho.
00:31:54You couldn't even hurt her even if someone paid you, too.
00:31:58Thanks, Ev.
00:31:59Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:32:00I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:32:03Take the date.
00:32:13Someone's waiting for their new test drive.
00:32:15Cadillac, proceed.
00:32:16You came just to save me?
00:32:28Of course I did.
00:32:35I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you,
00:32:40so I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:32:42I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:32:48Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:32:51I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:32:53I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:32:55I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:33:00What do you mean?
00:33:01I mean, you reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:33:08What do you see in me?
00:33:09What do you see in me?
00:33:11Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:33:15Entertainment?
00:33:16Sophie, if you were just to entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:33:19You're just young.
00:33:27I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:33:30Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:33:35So what do you want?
00:33:47You.
00:33:49Take me seriously.
00:33:53Get in the car.
00:33:55What?
00:33:56To where?
00:33:58Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:34:00What?
00:34:01Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:34:05I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:34:32We're doing both.
00:34:32My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation, huh?
00:34:38Your vacation home?
00:34:40As in you have multiple?
00:34:43Wow.
00:34:44Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home now.
00:34:47And you have a butler at your vacation mansion.
00:34:55Luke, you're not just rich.
00:34:56You're like old money.
00:34:58What the hell?
00:35:00Look, I didn't tell you because I don't want to be stressed out.
00:35:02The truth is, yes.
00:35:04My family's rich.
00:35:06But we're not here to impress him.
00:35:08We're here to show him that you're a part of my life.
00:35:10And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:35:26Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:35:29Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:35:38I'm not.
00:35:39Hang on.
00:35:41What even am I to Luke?
00:35:47Mother.
00:35:48Mother.
00:35:49This is Sophie.
00:35:51My girlfriend.
00:35:53Girlfriend?
00:35:54No way.
00:35:56Wait.
00:35:56Focus, Sophie.
00:35:57Manners.
00:35:59Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:36:03Girlfriend?
00:36:06What happened to the pretty woman?
00:36:08Gina?
00:36:10The Dean's daughter?
00:36:11The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:36:15Ouch.
00:36:17Mother, again.
00:36:19I just said this is my girlfriend.
00:36:21And my date to the gala.
00:36:22I have to remind you to her importance in my life again.
00:36:25I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:36:27Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:36:30Ah, you unbreakable child.
00:36:37If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:36:39Oh, before we go.
00:36:41Which room do you keep to bitches Dior and Versace?
00:36:43She needs some options for playing.
00:36:46Fourth floor, third door on your hair.
00:36:50Thank you, Mother.
00:36:52Good to see you.
00:36:52Bye.
00:36:53Bye.
00:36:55That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done to me.
00:37:08Your brother has lost it.
00:37:11Get down here and handle this new, trashy arm candy.
00:37:14Is your mom always so...
00:37:24Narcissistic, psychopath?
00:37:27Yeah.
00:37:29That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:37:31But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so I come back every year.
00:37:37You care a lot about your patients.
00:37:39Sweet.
00:37:39I do.
00:37:40Plus, the other perk is I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:37:45What does that mean?
00:37:57Luke, you did not.
00:37:58Which one of them speaks to you?
00:38:06I mean, I want all of them.
00:38:07That's done.
00:38:08I haven't even picked one out.
00:38:10You said you want all of them.
00:38:13They're yours.
00:38:1380.
00:38:19I can't accept this.
00:38:21This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:38:23Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:38:26Why do you like me?
00:38:30I'm just a college student and you're...
00:38:33You.
00:38:35Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:38:37Your culture, your parents host charity events.
00:38:40You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:38:42I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:38:47It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:49Of course, it's too late.
00:39:05I'm already falling for you.
00:39:09Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:39:15Because I want it to be right.
00:39:17I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you.
00:39:23But take it slow.
00:39:29Even though...
00:39:32There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:39:36Really?
00:39:42Really.
00:39:47I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:40:09Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:40:15You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:40:26Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:40:29Can you get me up, please?
00:40:29You know, I'm going to need you back to this.
00:40:48Whatever you say, Doc.
00:40:49That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:59She dumps my best friend?
00:41:01The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:41:07not strutting the campus mattress.
00:41:10Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:41:16Don't worry, Mom.
00:41:18I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made my stay.
00:41:23Mm-hmm.
00:41:24That's my girl.
00:41:28Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:41:30I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:41:48Holy shit.
00:41:55It's not about being pretty.
00:41:57I just, I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:42:02I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:42:04Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at like a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:42:12You're so refreshing.
00:42:14You ready?
00:42:27Wow.
00:42:28She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:30You never said your brother's champ was so pretty.
00:42:31Why would you want to break them up?
00:42:32Shut up.
00:42:33There's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:42:34Is my brother married a snow bunny?
00:42:35It's that of Gina.
00:42:36I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial charity event.
00:42:37This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:41Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:42Cheers.
00:42:44Good thing to me.
00:42:46It's a littleanky.
00:42:47You never said to Am coordinator.
00:42:48Oh, you're happy bing.
00:42:49I'm a impostor.
00:42:50Well, so I'd take a blue waterunu display.
00:42:51No, you're not scared.
00:42:53When I first meet your car trouble, with the other one.
00:42:55Right?
00:42:56How do I ask you if it's a drop shoulder?
00:42:57There's a薪 spirits?
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00:43:06ets?
00:43:07That you'll work forward with me.
00:43:08Well, thank you very much.
00:43:09Paola, Paul, first come back with me.
00:43:10I'm going to take care of my génial trip.
00:43:11Chris, what are you gonna do?
00:43:12Not for long.
00:43:26Good evening, everyone.
00:43:29Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful Sharon auction.
00:43:35Our first item.
00:43:36An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora, with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views starting big.
00:43:50$5,000.
00:43:52$5,000.
00:43:53Now $6,000.
00:43:54It's right into $6,000.
00:43:55Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:56That's pretty good.
00:43:58And I get...
00:43:59You need to come quick.
00:44:00My wife's having a allergic reaction.
00:44:03You'll be okay?
00:44:04No.
00:44:04Let's go.
00:44:06What is it?
00:44:14My throat.
00:44:16Oh, you're not?
00:44:18Great.
00:44:23Sold!
00:44:24Number 12.
00:44:25$7,000.
00:44:26All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:44:28Give him a round of applause.
00:44:29Congratulations.
00:44:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:44:32Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:44:34Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:44:42Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:44:47What a hussy auctioning a blowjob.
00:44:51I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:56I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:57I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:45:02Poor Lukey.
00:45:04She hasn't fooled.
00:45:05Trailer trash is a skank.
00:45:07Who let her kind in here?
00:45:09I wouldn't do that.
00:45:10I would never.
00:45:12I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:45:15Hmm.
00:45:15Really, Sophie?
00:45:17No one wants you for a thousand?
00:45:18Whew.
00:45:19All right.
00:45:21Five hundred?
00:45:22All right.
00:45:23Five hundred for the poor girl?
00:45:26She's got student loans.
00:45:28Whatever that means.
00:45:30For a snake.
00:45:34Three?
00:45:37I don't see anything wrong here.
00:45:40No, my throat, it hurt.
00:45:41What do you mean?
00:45:43I recognize you.
00:45:44You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:45:45What the hell is going on here?
00:45:46Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:48Patrick, get out of my way.
00:45:50Why lower your standards?
00:45:52We're millionaires.
00:45:53She might be a good fuck,
00:45:54but that's how she'll ever be, man.
00:46:01You can talk about my girlfriend
00:46:02when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:46:05Motherfucker.
00:46:08$450.
00:46:10$400.
00:46:12Oh, all right.
00:46:16I mean, look,
00:46:16I know Sophie is just being modest.
00:46:20Poor girl doesn't have many skills
00:46:21outside the bedroom.
00:46:23Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:46:26Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:46:31Yeah.
00:46:32Sold for $400.
00:46:35Wow, Sophie.
00:46:36Looks like people really aren't in the market
00:46:38for used goods.
00:46:47Used goods?
00:46:48That's right, Serena.
00:46:50After you being the person
00:46:51that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:53Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:46:54What was that you're saying about
00:46:58class, Letitia, darling?
00:47:06You idiot!
00:47:08Get off the stage!
00:47:09We're leaving!
00:47:09Mom!
00:47:10He's embarrassing me!
00:47:11Well, you're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:47:15No need, my dear.
00:47:17Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you,
00:47:21after all of this.
00:47:23But, but, no!
00:47:28No!
00:47:29Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:47:34You're a doctor!
00:47:36Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:47:37You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:47:39Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:47:42How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:47:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:50Stephanie?
00:47:51The lady?
00:47:52I'm going to sue you for everything you've got!
00:48:03You can't.
00:48:04You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to,
00:48:07but I practice under the university,
00:48:09so you can't touch me.
00:48:11So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:48:14I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity
00:48:16and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:48:20Let's go!
00:48:22Get the writing!
00:48:24Let's go!
00:48:24Everybody out!
00:48:32Look at these assholes go.
00:48:34You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:48:36I would have been okay.
00:48:37I do it a thousand times over.
00:48:39No one comes at my woman like that.
00:48:41Plus, I think we made more donations tonight
00:48:43than we have in the last ten years.
00:48:44Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:49You all right?
00:48:49What are you looking for?
00:49:03I paid for all the booze, so...
00:49:06I figure how the night went,
00:49:09I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:49:11All right.
00:49:14All right.
00:49:15Okay.
00:49:16Make me...
00:49:18an apple-tini.
00:49:21What?
00:49:22Seriously?
00:49:24All right.
00:49:25So, vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur?
00:49:29Can we just choose something easier?
00:49:31You suck at being a rich kid.
00:49:33All right.
00:49:34Move.
00:49:41Can you open that?
00:49:44Thank you!
00:49:48All right.
00:49:49Let's just make it simple.
00:49:51Bye, Chats.
00:49:54I've never done that before.
00:49:57Seriously?
00:49:59What do you mean?
00:49:59You're, like, so old.
00:50:00I was trying to get into school.
00:50:02I didn't have time to do body shots
00:50:05off of hot little girls like you.
00:50:06He just said you're hot.
00:50:08Make the move, Sophie.
00:50:10Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:50:21Holy shit.
00:50:32All right.
00:50:43I got the hang of that.
00:50:45Now it's your turn, Miss Tidham.
00:50:47Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:48Go for it.
00:50:49New rule.
00:50:50You can't choose the same place twice.
00:50:52Is that so?
00:50:54Then...
00:50:55Where are you going to lick me?
00:50:57Where are you going to lick me?
00:51:07You're trying to play with my emotions.
00:51:11Play, blame.
00:51:12Only for your lack of devotion.
00:51:15How'd you ever think
00:51:16you could pull this shit?
00:51:18Think you could get away with it?
00:51:20Be careful what you get
00:51:21Cause you don't know what you might get
00:51:23I'm sorry, was that?
00:51:35You drive me fucking wild.
00:51:38Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:39God, I'm an idiot.
00:51:48Wait, what?
00:51:49Sophie, I went too far.
00:51:50I'm...
00:51:51I'm sorry.
00:51:53Fuck.
00:51:53Luke, no, no, no, no.
00:51:55I'm telling you that already.
00:51:57I want to do this with you.
00:51:58Lose my virginity.
00:52:01Sophie.
00:52:03Don't Sophie me.
00:52:04That's so patronizing.
00:52:07Wait, I'm trying.
00:52:09But I'm going to be the person responsible
00:52:11if you get hurt.
00:52:12I don't want to be the guy that,
00:52:14you know,
00:52:14leads to you ruining your life.
00:52:16I'm terrified of that.
00:52:18It's this that hurts me.
00:52:19What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:52:21What would be so terrible
00:52:22about us being together?
00:52:24Being together?
00:52:24Sophie,
00:52:25did you see what happened here today?
00:52:29I mean, my family sucks.
00:52:31My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:52:34I mean,
00:52:34of course I want to be with you.
00:52:37But am I right for you?
00:52:39And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:52:42I might be a virgin,
00:52:43but this whole
00:52:43it's not you,
00:52:44it's me thing
00:52:45is really freshman year.
00:52:50Sophie,
00:52:51where are you going?
00:52:52I'm calling a cab
00:52:53and going back to campus.
00:52:54I can't deal with your
00:52:55hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:57You think you're doing me this favor,
00:52:59but really,
00:52:59you're just reminding me
00:53:00of how unfuckable I am.
00:53:04Don't follow me.
00:53:05I'm the first girl in the world
00:53:19to be on birth control
00:53:20and not even get laid.
00:53:21What's the point
00:53:35in talking to me now?
00:53:36You've rejected me thrice.
00:53:38Is that your boyfriend
00:53:42you're ignoring?
00:53:43Nope.
00:53:45Boyfriends have sex
00:53:46with their girlfriends.
00:53:47So I've got the hottest girl
00:53:49in the bar.
00:53:50All to myself.
00:53:55What?
00:53:56You heard me.
00:53:57Hottest lady I've ever seen
00:53:58at this school.
00:54:01Seriously?
00:54:03You're into this?
00:54:04Like,
00:54:05you might want to, like,
00:54:06hook up?
00:54:07Hell yeah, I would.
00:54:08Maybe we can start
00:54:09with a kiss.
00:54:11Wow.
00:54:11I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:54:14Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:54:15I was beginning to think
00:54:16nobody would take my virginity.
00:54:19Pause.
00:54:21What did you just say?
00:54:26I'm a virgin?
00:54:27Oh, no.
00:54:29She's a virgin, y'all.
00:54:31Aw, cute.
00:54:32Excuse me?
00:54:33Too much work.
00:54:35She's probably super clingy, too.
00:54:36You should just go back
00:54:37to your dorm, sweetie.
00:54:41Sweetie?
00:54:41I'm a senior.
00:54:42That's even sadder.
00:54:46You were just into me.
00:54:47Why are you treating me
00:54:48like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:50You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:52But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:54You know?
00:54:55You're gonna get feels
00:54:57and it's gonna get messy.
00:54:58And...
00:55:00Sorry.
00:55:02What?
00:55:03I'm glad.
00:55:05I'm glad.
00:55:12I'm in this
00:55:12$80,000 dress
00:55:14and I can't even get
00:55:15a stupid, horny
00:55:17prat guy
00:55:17to get with me.
00:55:20He would probably fuck anything
00:55:21except for me, apparently.
00:55:22Oh, and Luke.
00:55:27Of course, Luke, on the other hand,
00:55:28he's had his hands
00:55:29literally inside of me
00:55:30and I guess he was just so repulsed
00:55:32that he didn't need to see more.
00:55:36You know what?
00:55:37Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:55:44You're not at the hospital right now,
00:55:45but I'll come...
00:55:45Oh, look at me.
00:55:46I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor
00:55:48and I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:50and I just love to leave girls on
00:55:52with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:56Say something, asshole.
00:55:58Can I come get you right now, please?
00:56:01So you can what?
00:56:02Not have sex?
00:56:03Yeah, I don't think so.
00:56:04I think I'll stay right here
00:56:05with the guys that at least have,
00:56:06I don't know,
00:56:07the decency to not lead me on.
00:56:09Guys?
00:56:10What guys?
00:56:11Did someone do something to you?
00:56:12Of course not.
00:56:13They said I was too messy.
00:56:16Too messy and too much
00:56:18and I guess that means
00:56:19you get a second chance.
00:56:21No.
00:56:22You either fuck me
00:56:23or you lose me.
00:56:26I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:56:28I'm coming to get you.
00:56:29Keep going on you, alright?
00:56:30So, hey, wake up.
00:56:49I got you.
00:56:49Come on.
00:57:00Is she?
00:57:10She's fine.
00:57:11She's...
00:57:11Bottle of water
00:57:13and two of these in the morning.
00:57:14I don't know what she drank,
00:57:16but whatever it is
00:57:17is gonna hit her hard.
00:57:20Sophie, you're gonna be
00:57:21to death of me.
00:57:30Rise and shine,
00:57:42party animal.
00:57:44You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:48You feel like shit.
00:57:50You look like shit.
00:57:52But, like,
00:57:53a million bucks.
00:57:54So is this a gift from Luke, or...?
00:57:56Everly, the only thing
00:57:58that is gonna make this vodka
00:57:59tequila hangover
00:58:01worse is hearing his name.
00:58:02He led me on
00:58:04and then left me for Ted.
00:58:06But Luke brought you back to the...
00:58:07Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:58:11I'm done having my time wasted.
00:58:14I guess I'm just
00:58:15too much work as a virgin.
00:58:17So I've decided...
00:58:19I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:58:22Huh?
00:58:23Well, virginity is, like,
00:58:25a whole construct, right?
00:58:26People, guys,
00:58:28aren't gonna stop
00:58:28treating me like a baby.
00:58:30Unless I stop acting like one
00:58:31and looking like one.
00:58:36I need you
00:58:37to help me look slutty.
00:58:43No way.
00:58:43I'm not gonna do that.
00:58:44You're not gonna help me
00:58:45look sexy?
00:58:46Why not?
00:58:46So, you are sexy.
00:58:48I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:50Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:52I look like a...
00:58:53a nun librarian.
00:58:54I'm giving off
00:58:55don't fuck,
00:58:56snooze fest,
00:58:57boring.
00:58:59So, as your best friend,
00:59:00I'm obligated to tell you
00:59:01that you don't have to
00:59:02change yourself
00:59:03for the right guy.
00:59:04The thing is,
00:59:04Mr. Right
00:59:05isn't doing anything wrong.
00:59:11Pour me up.
00:59:12perfect.
00:59:28Perfect.
00:59:28Isn't that that one
00:59:49dirty barista chick?
00:59:51There's no way.
00:59:52That goes hard.
00:59:54It is.
00:59:55That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:57Dude, the makeover's
00:59:58actually working.
01:00:00Everyone's looking at you.
01:00:01Good.
01:00:02I hope the news
01:00:02gets back to Luke.
01:00:03I mean, more.
01:00:04Hmm.
01:00:10Oh, there he is.
01:00:11Are you gonna say something?
01:00:16Holy shit, Sophie.
01:00:18No, I'm just gonna
01:00:19make him regret everything.
01:00:27Thanks, babe.
01:00:28It's all beautiful.
01:00:32And what can I get
01:00:38for you, handsome?
01:00:40A latte would be nice,
01:00:41but I like what you're
01:00:42giving me right now.
01:00:43I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:45What the hell's going on here?
01:00:46Stop interrupting, Grandpa.
01:00:48The fuck did you do a second?
01:00:49One latte.
01:00:50Coming right up.
01:00:53And what can I get
01:00:54for you, doctor?
01:00:56Sophie, what is this?
01:00:57You're dressed different,
01:00:58you're acting different,
01:00:59I don't get it.
01:01:01Whoops.
01:01:01Let me get that for you.
01:01:09So did you want a coffee?
01:01:10The ab shining is on the house.
01:01:13Sophie, I don't...
01:01:14Is this like a punishment?
01:01:15I mean, if it is, I get it,
01:01:16but telling yourself
01:01:17to other guys, it's not you.
01:01:18That's really not up
01:01:19to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:01:21I gave you a chance.
01:01:23And besides,
01:01:23there's someone out there
01:01:24who wants me
01:01:25and isn't gonna embarrass me
01:01:26in the process.
01:01:27Hey, uh...
01:01:28We're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:01:30They done land fair.
01:01:31You should come.
01:01:33She's got plans.
01:01:35Actually, I don't.
01:01:37My first frat party invite?
01:01:39Wow.
01:01:40This whole hot girl act
01:01:41is actually working.
01:01:43You should bring your home, girl.
01:01:44Guy's gonna love you.
01:01:46I will.
01:01:46See you tonight.
01:01:47You're not going to bed.
01:01:50Newsflash.
01:01:51You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:52You could have been,
01:01:53but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:54That's not true.
01:01:55Actually, I have to go
01:01:56plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:57My very sexy,
01:01:59very booby outfit.
01:02:04Sophie, I'm not gonna let you
01:02:05fill your life away
01:02:05just because of me, all right?
01:02:06If I'm gonna do this
01:02:07fucking frat party
01:02:08at 36 years old, I will.
01:02:12What could you have
01:02:13possibly been in that?
01:02:15Oh, that was...
01:02:16sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:02:18Yeah, I think I still
01:02:19have the ears somewhere.
01:02:19Ew, that doesn't even
01:02:20sound right.
01:02:23I just found
01:02:24the perfect outfit
01:02:25to match your boyfriend.
01:02:28Everly, not funny.
01:02:30Imagine being old-ass Luke
01:02:31stuck at the stupid hospital
01:02:33and he gets a text
01:02:34from you in this.
01:02:35If he hasn't jumped
01:02:36off a bridge,
01:02:37he definitely will.
01:02:38How pathetic is it
01:02:39that I'm playing mind games
01:02:40with a guy that I haven't
01:02:41even gone to second base with?
01:02:43Hey, whatever helps
01:02:44you get over him, okay?
01:02:45We have a push-up bra.
01:02:50Pink.
01:02:51Red.
01:03:05Get in.
01:03:06Get Sophie's safe.
01:03:07Get out.
01:03:08Sophie's the only person
01:03:09I've seen him do this for.
01:03:10Sick costume, bro.
01:03:15Right.
01:03:18God, I have at least
01:03:19three chicks with you
01:03:21to get in, man.
01:03:22Sorry.
01:03:24Rules.
01:03:24Idiot.
01:03:38I have to get to her.
01:03:39Where is it?
01:03:42Stop being shy.
01:03:43You look hot.
01:03:47See?
01:03:50Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:51What?
01:03:54Because I'm
01:03:58taking a point five
01:04:00and sending it to Luke.
01:04:04No.
01:04:05Yes.
01:04:11I gotta have her.
01:04:13I have to get to her.
01:04:14Where is it?
01:04:14I need to be so drunk
01:04:26to predict what you just said.
01:04:27He opened it immediately.
01:04:29He's so whipped.
01:04:31Welcome to the party.
01:04:35I need to be so drunk
01:04:37to predict what you just said.
01:04:38He opened it immediately.
01:04:39He's so whipped.
01:04:42Welcome to the party.
01:04:44You have his ass.
01:04:52Hell yeah.
01:04:53Looks a little something like this.
01:04:55Looks a little bit like I can't miss.
01:04:57This is what you're talking about.
01:04:58It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:05:07So be!
01:05:09So be!
01:05:09So be!
01:05:10So be!
01:05:11So be!
01:05:13So be!
01:05:14So be!
01:05:15So be!
01:05:16So be!
01:05:17So be!
01:05:34Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:41Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:47You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:49Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:52That's a lie.
01:05:53You talking?
01:05:57Come on, Sophie, let's play spin the bottle.
01:06:00Coming, my friend here's just leaving.
01:06:02Actually, I'll join.
01:06:05What? No.
01:06:06Don't let me know here!
01:06:15Who's going first?
01:06:18I'll spin.
01:06:20Do you think he's a PA?
01:06:21I hope it lands on me.
01:06:23He seems experienced.
01:06:32What the fuck?
01:06:38Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:42What was the rule?
01:06:43As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:45Can we talk like adults?
01:07:01Can we fuck like adults?
01:07:06You know, you dress like this like you're on a fucking break-in.
01:07:09How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:31Death Glen.
01:07:41I want you to be in heaven.
01:07:46Dude.
01:07:48I want you to be in heaven.
01:07:49I want you to be in heaven.
01:07:54I want you to be in heaven.
01:07:54I'm ready.
01:07:54I want you to be in there and be a czyr Dude.
01:07:55Maybe because the world wasn't a battle of all men,
01:07:58Like I'm down in heaven.
01:07:59You know what?
01:07:59I'm going to be in heaven.
01:08:00what time's on when we were just you wanted to i'm just giving you a taste of your medicine luke
01:08:12now you'll wish you would affect me when you have a chance
01:08:30so how was it luke's a little too shy for me i'm gonna spin again
01:08:40so
01:08:44meet me so have you come with him you had your chance luke come on noah
01:08:59okay i've never kissed anyone before
01:09:11what so i'm gonna embarrass myself so i'm warning you that i'm you can laugh i wasn't gonna kiss you
01:09:20anyway really but all the rumors like everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess
01:09:27did they already said that you put your legs behind your head
01:09:30i don't even know a derrick
01:09:32i'm sorry noah but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight
01:09:37i'm so screwed
01:09:39everyone in the frat knows that i'm a virgin and i'm the only one
01:09:43they're gonna kill me
01:09:45no they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me
01:09:47no they're gonna make fun of me to death
01:09:49wait i'll help you
01:09:52how
01:09:54it's awful quiet in there noah come on virgin
01:10:03oh they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate
01:10:08we don't have time just come here
01:10:10you can tell them you lost it to me
01:10:14really you don't care
01:10:16nope i'm just trying to make someone jealous you can tell them i fucked you upside down for all i care
01:10:21just as long as luke overhears
01:10:24i owe you
01:10:30noah are you in there
01:10:34oh yeah
01:10:36oh
01:10:37it's getting crazy in there
01:10:41oh yeah
01:10:43all right that's enough
01:10:44selfie
01:10:48you open the damn door
01:10:49okay ready it's working
01:10:52oh you really want to piss him off
01:10:57he deserves it
01:10:58what's that
01:11:22problem doctor
01:11:24the fuck were you doing a minute with him
01:11:26well
01:11:29first I unzipped his pants
01:11:31and then i saw his cock
01:11:39liar
01:11:41you don't know that
01:11:46you know you belong to me
01:11:48who am I?
01:11:50who am I?
01:11:51i don't know that
01:11:52what's that?
01:11:52love you
01:11:54you know what's that?
01:11:55and then i'm out here now
01:11:55i'm back up in the street
01:11:59who am I?
01:11:59who am I?
01:12:00so I don't really got time
01:12:02don't say anybody
01:12:03no one
01:12:04what's that?
01:12:05wait you
01:12:06i really got the time
01:12:08you know what's that?
01:12:09you know what's that?
01:12:10why are you tripping baby you know what's that?
01:12:12why are you tripping baby you know what's that?
01:12:13I need a saw from you.
01:12:25I don't want to.
01:12:28Me too.
01:12:43What? Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:12:47No. No, I'm not changing my mind. I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:53I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long. You fucking idiot.
01:12:59You are.
01:13:13There's no space for me.
01:13:15I'm out here, girl.
01:13:18I better go in the street.
01:13:22Yes, you better take that.
01:13:24Someone better be dying.
01:13:26What's it code blue?
01:13:28They are.
01:13:32I'm sorry, Sophie. I have to go.
01:13:38I've been burned too many times. Are we ever going to do this look?
01:13:43Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is leave.
01:13:48I promise we're going to do this. We are.
01:13:51But not in some shitty frat house.
01:13:55You deserve better than that.
01:13:57Better how?
01:14:01You have a passport, right?
01:14:06So, sexy underwear? Check.
01:14:09A jacket? Check.
01:14:11A bikini.
01:14:12Where exactly is he taking you?
01:14:14Hey, don't tell me.
01:14:18Crap, he's here.
01:14:21Bitch, you won't believe this. Oh my God.
01:14:29No way.
01:14:30This man's insane.
01:14:31He's actually psycho.
01:14:33On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:14:36Good look, soldier.
01:14:42Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:14:44He's hot.
01:14:45Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:14:48It's finally happening.
01:14:49You look incredible.
01:14:50Hmm?
01:14:51You said airport fit.
01:14:52I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:53You look incredible.
01:14:54Hmm?
01:14:55You said airport fit.
01:14:56I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:57You look incredible.
01:14:58Hmm?
01:14:59You said airport fit.
01:15:00I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:15:01This is so psychotic.
01:15:02Am I really worth all this?
01:15:03No.
01:15:04No.
01:15:05No.
01:15:06No.
01:15:07No.
01:15:08No.
01:15:09No.
01:15:10No.
01:15:11No.
01:15:12No.
01:15:13No.
01:15:14No.
01:15:15No.
01:15:16No.
01:15:17No.
01:15:18No.
01:15:19No.
01:15:20No.
01:15:21No.
01:15:22No.
01:15:23No.
01:15:24No.
01:15:25No.
01:15:26No.
01:15:27No.
01:15:28No.
01:15:29No.
01:15:30No.
01:15:31No.
01:15:32No.
01:15:33No.
01:15:34No.
01:15:35No.
01:15:36No.
01:15:37No.
01:15:38No.
01:15:39No.
01:15:40No.
01:15:41No.
01:15:42No.
01:15:43No.
01:15:44No.
01:15:45No.
01:15:46No.
01:15:47No.
01:15:48No.
01:15:49No.
01:15:50No.
01:15:51No.
01:15:52No.
01:15:53No.
01:15:54I don't lose my mind.
01:15:55I'm sorry.
01:15:56I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:15:58You ready?
01:16:04A croissant?
01:16:06You flew me nine hours for some base trees?
01:16:09It's a hint.
01:16:11Go look at the view.
01:16:12You'll know where we are.
01:16:20Are you crazy?
01:16:21You took me to Paris?
01:16:24Yeah.
01:16:31Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:33I set up an appointment at Chanel.
01:16:35I'm on a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:38Look.
01:16:46You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:48I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:52I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:54Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:17:12It's finally happening.
01:17:13I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at a clinic.
01:17:28You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:43Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:50Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:55She's all yours?
01:17:56Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:18:00Yes.
01:18:01We performed a routine analysis of a year in sample.
01:18:02I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:18:03We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:18:04Laureen, don't tell me.
01:18:05I'm sorry?
01:18:06I'm sorry?
01:18:07Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:18:08I'll give you two a moment.
01:18:09I'm so sorry.
01:18:10I'm so sorry.
01:18:11I don't know how this happened.
01:18:12I was trying to be safe.
01:18:13Wow.
01:18:14I'm so sorry.
01:18:15I'm so sorry.
01:18:16I don't know how this happened.
01:18:17I was trying to be safe.
01:18:18Wow.
01:18:19What do you think the odds are?
01:18:201.6 in 100?
01:18:23He probably hate me.
01:18:24I'm sorry.
01:18:25I'm sorry.
01:18:27I'm sorry.
01:18:28I don't know how this happened.
01:18:29I was trying to be safe.
01:18:32Wow.
01:18:33What do you think the odds are?
01:18:341.6 in 100?
01:18:35He probably hate me.
01:18:36No.
01:18:37I'm sorry.
01:18:38No, I'm sorry.
01:18:39I'm sorry.
01:18:40I'm sorry.
01:18:41Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:18:42I'll give you two a moment.
01:18:44I'm sorry.
01:18:45Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:18:46He'd probably hate me.
01:18:48As long as you're not planning on ghosting me,
01:18:50I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:53Graduation's in a month, and I mean,
01:18:56we'll be able to do it together.
01:19:05Sophie, I'm all in.
01:19:16I'm all in.
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