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00:00:01Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing
00:00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better
00:00:16My parents are still alive
00:00:22Paxton stop or I'll tell
00:00:24Look, orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him
00:00:36We need your help Angie could have handled this by myself. You're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock
00:00:54That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan
00:01:06Smash-off
00:01:07Sources say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title
00:01:14Hey Jack, sun's up. Toilets ain't gonna clean themselves
00:01:23Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win anything you like to say to-
00:01:26For any of you losers thinking of settling scores, now's your chance
00:01:33Good fucking luck
00:01:35Some day soon golden boy this poor orphan is gonna take you down
00:01:56Hey kid, how you doing? Hey, come with me for a sec. We got you a present
00:02:01Really? Yeah, come on
00:02:05You remember my birthday? Yeah, of course. I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:09Open up boys
00:02:18There you go, kid. Happy birthday, you know
00:02:21I'm gonna make you get that fucking boy, you know that bitch?
00:02:23No, you won't
00:02:25I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy
00:02:27You willing to lose your freaking job, hmm?
00:02:30Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?
00:02:35Nah, you ain't worth my time, kid
00:02:37I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:40Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you
00:02:46What the hell, Vic?
00:02:50What the hell, Vic?
00:02:52Hey, you know, we was just having some fun, isn't that right?
00:02:56Oh wow, I mean, are you ready for a date or what?
00:02:58Come on, big
00:02:59I'm not going anywhere with you. Apologize to Jack right now
00:03:03There's no life, he's the help
00:03:04I swear to God, Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:10So everyone here can see your teeny weenie
00:03:14That's funny, that's funny
00:03:15Excuse me
00:03:16Excuse me
00:03:23I'm sorry
00:03:31What a jerk
00:03:32Did he hurt you?
00:03:33What the hell, Angie?
00:03:34How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help? I can fight my own freaking battles
00:03:39After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot
00:03:42Angie
00:03:43Get your shit together, Jack
00:03:49You don't have any real friends
00:03:51They think you're all weak
00:03:53We can hinge
00:03:54Frank Venom, Paxton Whitlock
00:03:56On tonight's win
00:03:57Clutching
00:04:01I'm gonna show them all
00:04:02I can beat Paxton Whitlock
00:04:03Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is
00:04:09You really shouldn't do that to Doc
00:04:11And... told you
00:04:18Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win
00:04:21Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:23I've been waiting for this moment my whole life
00:04:28Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo
00:04:29He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament
00:04:33Good to meet you, though
00:04:37You...
00:04:39You need a new mop?
00:04:41You don't know who I am?
00:04:43Am I supposed to?
00:04:44You're a janitor
00:04:46I can't believe it
00:04:47I mean, he bullied me for years
00:04:48He forgot me
00:04:49Good
00:04:51Luck
00:04:52I should interview more often
00:04:54Camera
00:04:55He makes my job, Pa
00:04:56He hasn't changed at all
00:04:57Still obsessed with himself
00:05:00Oh my god!
00:05:02Paxton!
00:05:03Angie?
00:05:04How are you doing?
00:05:05How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:06How have you been?
00:05:07I haven't seen you since college
00:05:09Broke some records, broke some hearts
00:05:10You know how it is
00:05:12God, you look amazing
00:05:14Thank you
00:05:15By the way, have you seen your dad?
00:05:16Thank you, your dad
00:05:20Hi, gym bunnies and gym rats
00:05:21Listen up
00:05:23Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments
00:05:27Our gym is gonna be his home while he's touring North America
00:05:31As a welcome, we're gonna have ourselves a little competition
00:05:35Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring
00:05:38I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fight
00:05:41This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all
00:05:48Let's get it on!
00:05:49Come on!
00:05:50You're next!
00:05:51He's challenging me?
00:05:52Does he remember who I am?
00:05:53Looks like you're up, dad
00:05:54Paxton!
00:05:55Hey!
00:05:56Don't act like you don't know me
00:05:57I challenge you to a single elimination death match
00:05:58Winner
00:05:59Gets End of Sponsor
00:06:00Sponsor
00:06:01Sponsor
00:06:02Sponsor
00:06:03Sponsor
00:06:04Sponsor
00:06:05Sponsor
00:06:06Sponsor
00:06:07Sponsor
00:06:08Sponsor
00:06:09You're next!
00:06:11He's challenging me?
00:06:12Does he remember who I am?
00:06:13Looks like you're up, dad
00:06:16Paxton!
00:06:17Hey!
00:06:18Don't act like you don't know me
00:06:20I challenge you to a single elimination death match
00:06:22Winner
00:06:23Gets End of Sponsorship
00:06:24The loser leaves his gym for good
00:06:28What?
00:06:29What's so funny?
00:06:34You're a twig, man
00:06:35I destroy you
00:06:36Why don't you make yourself useful?
00:06:38And go wash my gym shorts
00:06:39See?
00:06:40I left them in the locker room on the floor
00:06:42Cause...
00:06:43That's real ID
00:06:47Alright, alright
00:06:48Come on!
00:06:49Jack, cut it out!
00:06:50Paxton is a mega successful world class fighter
00:06:53And the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune
00:06:55You apologize right now or you're fired, boy!
00:06:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:07:00Did you say...
00:07:01Jack?
00:07:02So you finally remembered who I am?
00:07:06Eh...
00:07:07Doesn't ring a bell
00:07:10You're dead!
00:07:11Oh yeah
00:07:12And uh...
00:07:13How do you plan on killing me?
00:07:14You scrawny nobody
00:07:16You want me?
00:07:17Come and get me!
00:07:18Careful there!
00:07:19You might tire yourself out!
00:07:20Shut up!
00:07:21Ah...
00:07:22Ah!
00:07:23I thought you hit harder than that
00:07:24Alright, let's see...
00:07:25Oh yeah
00:07:30Yeah...
00:07:31You want me? Come and get me.
00:07:41Careful there.
00:07:42You might tire yourself out.
00:07:43Shut up.
00:07:49I thought you hit harder than that.
00:07:51Oh, you asked for it, your animal cake.
00:08:01Vic.
00:08:08You're a rat turning me down, Ange.
00:08:10Vic Michelson always gets what he wants.
00:08:15What do you say, Ange?
00:08:17Are you going to make an honest man?
00:08:22What are you doing? Go out there!
00:08:24I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.
00:08:33I can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk.
00:08:36Help! I mean a text!
00:08:38Angie?
00:08:42My dear, sweet, beautiful Angie.
00:08:45What happened? Who did this to you?
00:08:47It's this fucking rat, Rose.
00:08:49What are you doing laying around? Go after them!
00:08:56What happened?
00:08:58It was Vic. He's a monster.
00:09:02Vic? My chief investor?
00:09:08Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:09Vic's men.
00:09:10I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:13Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.
00:09:16There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:19Guess you'd know all about that.
00:09:20You want to go another round?
00:09:21I don't see why not.
00:09:25Boys!
00:09:26Hey, Jack.
00:09:27From this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:31What?
00:09:33Are you firing me?
00:09:35Enzo, you can't fire me!
00:09:36What?
00:09:37No, knucklehead.
00:09:38I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:41Who's gonna mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:43Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:48No, you can't do that.
00:09:49I'm the fighter you sponsored.
00:09:50I won that fight.
00:09:52Just settle down over there.
00:09:53There's nothing in the rules that says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.
00:09:58I think Jack proved himself very capable.
00:10:01Plus, think about it.
00:10:02The rags to riches story.
00:10:04A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.
00:10:08He's gonna make us a lot of money.
00:10:10What about me?
00:10:12You're both gonna make us a lot of money.
00:10:14And I'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:22I'll do it.
00:10:24So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:27Try it, punk.
00:10:28Hey, boys.
00:10:30I got a paper to ask.
00:10:32I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:35Would either of you be interested?
00:10:36It'd be an honor.
00:10:37I won't let you down.
00:10:39That's perfect.
00:10:41You're both hired.
00:10:42Both of us.
00:10:45We are gonna be one big happy family.
00:10:48She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:49You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:50What are you two doing?
00:10:52Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me.
00:10:53She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:54Stop swinging your dicks around.
00:10:56And talk.
00:10:57Like functional adults.
00:10:59Okay.
00:11:00I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:01You wanna learn to fight, right?
00:11:03So let me teach you the right.
00:11:05The right.
00:11:06The right.
00:11:07The right.
00:11:08The right.
00:11:09The right.
00:11:10The right.
00:11:11The right.
00:11:12The right.
00:11:13The right.
00:11:14The right.
00:11:15The right.
00:11:16The right.
00:11:17The right.
00:11:18The right.
00:11:19Well reasoned.
00:11:20Jack.
00:11:21She wants to learn self defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:23Hey!
00:11:24Don't.
00:11:27Okay.
00:11:28It doesn't really make sense the style we're teaching her, you know?
00:11:31It's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:33Jack's right.
00:11:34Oh.
00:11:36So go on.
00:11:37Teach me.
00:11:38You're my trainers, right?
00:11:39So give me a demonstration.
00:11:49All right.
00:11:50All right.
00:11:51I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:52And it's gonna come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:55As a woman, you know, I'm sure they pin your hands down.
00:11:58So.
00:12:03Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:12:05All right, Angie.
00:12:06So when we're in this position, what you're gonna want to do is you're gonna want to go.
00:12:15What is going on here?
00:12:18Angie just.
00:12:19You know what?
00:12:20I don't wanna know.
00:12:21I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:12:22Here's 500 bucks.
00:12:23Paxton, take him across town to the Tournament HQ.
00:12:24Show him how to sign up.
00:12:25Right away, sir.
00:12:26You snoozey-loos, my boy.
00:12:27Hey!
00:12:28So, I guess we'll just continue our lessons another time?
00:12:29Maybe you don't have to cut us.
00:12:30Let's go.
00:12:31Let's go.
00:12:32Let's go.
00:12:33Let's go.
00:12:34Let's go.
00:12:35Let's go.
00:12:36Let's go.
00:12:37Let's go.
00:12:38Let's go.
00:12:39Let's go.
00:12:40Let's go.
00:12:41Let's go.
00:12:42Let's go.
00:12:43Let's go.
00:12:44Let's go.
00:12:45Let's go.
00:12:46Let's go.
00:12:47maybe we could meet up today at 7 p.m. at the pre-tournament investors banquet
00:12:56kind of seems like a weird place to continue the training that's not why I'm
00:13:02asking you to come is Angie really asking me out yo let's go I'll be there
00:13:14don't be late look man I don't like you you don't like me we've established that
00:13:22okay so let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible why what's the
00:13:25hurry you got a date or something with Angie get out of town sounds like you're
00:13:32jealous jealous been there done that you know I'm not really into reheating
00:13:37leftovers he used to date Angie and besides we both know you'll fumble that
00:13:42either way I will not whoa no no no no no that's that's the entrance for
00:13:48veteran fighters all right where did the rookies sign what what eventually my
00:14:00date with Angie's at seven I'm gonna miss it
00:14:14well hey Luigi look at the fart blew it hey man I'm just here for the tournament
00:14:21okay you're registered for the tournament you look like you couldn't bench press a
00:14:25fly like a little boy making fun of me duh you're right here on the short bus we
00:14:33uh improve his luck a little bit oh what the that's it oh whoa looks like he actually can
00:14:47bend for us to fly I don't need a tournament to freaking rip those stupid mustaches off your
00:14:52fucking faces how you gonna register without any money yo your back pocket huh yeah oh shit
00:15:01I need to find that kid faster I'm gonna miss my date with Angie
00:15:19Enzo maybe I can just ask him for the money he'll understand right you're fired and you can forget
00:15:29about taking my daughter on a date that's a bad idea Angie maybe she'll have the money
00:15:38what kind of man asks a woman for help I deserve someone hotter richer and better than you yo
00:15:46oh you looking for me
00:15:48oh jesus man what the fuck that's a strong reaction been looking for you what's wrong
00:16:05I might have lost my money
00:16:07oh you what dude Enzo's gonna kill you it wasn't my fault okay I got pickpocketed when I wasn't
00:16:13looking wow what an all over twist right all right I'll take pity on you how much you need
00:16:18I don't need your money man I'm gonna find the kid I don't need a freaking hand out from you
00:16:23all right whatever you say dog think jack think that kid kind of reminds me of myself at his age
00:16:31there was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble
00:16:45he really is just like me listen my parents own a satellite imaging company
00:16:51they said we can find the kid at oh nice job
00:16:56well what are you waiting for let's beat that job well what are you waiting for let's beat that
00:17:04job wait we can't he's just a kid we can't beat him up he's a thief
00:17:09he's a woman
00:17:12just like I was just probably an orphan too homeless
00:17:16he needs the money more than I do did you you said a homeless orphan
00:17:31let him keep it honestly yeah it reminds me of someone
00:17:36I've left that part of me way behind has Paxton changed
00:17:42besides man beating up homeless kids was so 10 years ago for me got better
00:17:52shit to do now much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits all right
00:17:57well I'm about to dip
00:18:01by the way don't you have that date
00:18:03shit I still need a register
00:18:10no no no no wait please I need to secure my spot in the tournament
00:18:15here I know it's not enough money look baby save it we've already closed up shop for the season
00:18:19but I was here the whole time you're on break I was waiting outside you can't close now
00:18:23it's out of my hands I sought the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there
00:18:27oh shit not those guys again hey wait up look who it is shake covered stick man
00:18:42so what do you want a challenge if you both lose I take one of your vouchers
00:18:46what if you lose huh what could you even offer why don't you come from
00:19:03grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind give me that shit get out of here
00:19:07finally now I can prove to the world I can beat paxton whitlock
00:19:23hello angie where are you jack vick is here and I need your help
00:19:28I'm coming stay right there
00:19:43Angie
00:19:46there you are I'm sorry you left me waiting
00:19:52you look beautiful um I got caught up at the tournament signups and you know
00:19:56a bunch of crazy shit but where the hell is vick it's all right now did he touch you
00:20:03he got scared off did he hurt you it's fine he got scared off bye sure you want me to wear this
00:20:11I mean red is so not my cover oh hey you got the voucher
00:20:20what is he doing here I thought this was our date Angie
00:20:23oh wait you thought I meant like a romantic date
00:20:30I'm so sorry jack it's just that with it being the investors banquet I just wanted some protection
00:20:34in case vick tried something tonight and soon when you were late I called paxton
00:20:39no need to explain Angie it's all right it's clear of the two of us I'm just
00:20:43the more reliable
00:20:44it's fine right everything is fine double the date it's double the protection right
00:20:54and double the fun
00:20:56so what do you say
00:21:00yeah fine as you wish
00:21:03all right all right get one
00:21:09here use the shed to change
00:21:12I'll meet you and the ballroom after yes ma'am
00:21:19you are such a kiss ass I think she likes it
00:21:22no she likes me man
00:21:32briefs what what's wrong with the briefs I like to keep the boys all supported
00:21:38what what do you wear baggy boxers
00:21:40he does wear baggy box
00:21:48you know man you knew this was me and Angie's date and yet you still showed up
00:21:53yeah well it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy
00:21:57look dude if you want to be a little about it I think I'm just going to go ask Angie for a dance
00:22:03right now right now she'd never dance with you
00:22:06you think so we used to dance a lot back in college if you forgot we used to love dancing real
00:22:18dirty
00:22:23hey give me back my pants
00:22:25hey give me back my
00:22:29pants
00:22:29pants
00:22:32pants
00:22:36shit what should I do now
00:22:54what are you wearing
00:22:55I can explain wow where did you get that outfit on clearance from the dumpster store or
00:23:03well I think it's perfect thanks
00:23:08I couldn't agree more sweetheart tell us a whole story in one look rags to riches janitor to superstar
00:23:15huh we're gonna make so much money all right you guys stay put I'll be right back with some uh
00:23:25investors to schmoes you look beautiful baby oh thanks
00:23:34Angie Bianchi no he's about to make a move may I have this dance
00:23:39wow um Angie before you decide anything just know that Paxton is an animal he's trying to get in your
00:23:49pants you know and I like you
00:23:52you were both my dates right and I guess I would just have to dance with both of you
00:24:07oh
00:24:19oh
00:24:21Jack, come on.
00:24:37No.
00:24:38What are you doing, man?
00:24:40Come on, let's go.
00:24:44What was that?
00:24:45I was just feeling the moment.
00:24:48Really?
00:24:48Because that felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:24:51What?
00:24:52Angie, I've cared for you.
00:24:53You know that.
00:24:55What's wrong?
00:24:56I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:24:59There was a full suit in the back I gave him.
00:25:01Where's his pants?
00:25:04Angie, I'm listening.
00:25:16What are you doing, pretty lady?
00:25:17What if I take a tournament dance floor?
00:25:19Or would you rather just skip to coming home with me, huh?
00:25:22Come on.
00:25:23All right, Jack.
00:25:25This is Cynthia.
00:25:26She's the president of the tournament rules committee.
00:25:28This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:25:31The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:34Come on, Jack.
00:25:35Introduce yourself.
00:25:36All right.
00:25:36It's good to have you.
00:25:38Smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:25:40I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper.
00:25:47All right.
00:25:48Now, hold on.
00:25:48Jack's a great fighter.
00:25:50He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:25:53This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:58That would be a brand image disaster.
00:26:00His kind does not deserve to be in our tournament.
00:26:04The public life is for the rich.
00:26:12Hey.
00:26:12You think you could be our friend?
00:26:14You don't belong with us.
00:26:18Cynthia, he's a good fighter.
00:26:19He's a good kid.
00:26:20Maybe they're all right about me.
00:26:35I don't belong here.
00:26:38I don't belong anywhere.
00:26:45Jesus, grab the fucking girl.
00:26:47Come on.
00:26:47Help.
00:26:48Help.
00:26:48Somebody help me.
00:26:49Help.
00:26:50Angie?
00:26:56Jackie, my boy.
00:26:58How you doing, kid?
00:27:00I hope you already ate since I, you know, I ran out of dog food.
00:27:07What's so funny?
00:27:08Oh, Paxton.
00:27:10Enzo here was just telling me the most hilarious little joke.
00:27:13He says that little jambiger that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you.
00:27:18Yeah.
00:27:19I don't know about all that, but I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:27:22He's got more drive and follow-through in his right hook than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:27:28Excellent.
00:27:28I never, if he wants to fight me, if he wants to fight me, I'm the best in the world, I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:27:37So believe me when I say that that kid, there is no one else like him.
00:27:42What do you want?
00:27:43What do you want with Angie?
00:27:47Is it obvious?
00:27:48I'm going to take it to City Hall and I'm going to marry you.
00:27:50Oh, look at the cojones on this fucking floor sweep.
00:27:57You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:28:01I'm up the floor with two guys earlier.
00:28:03What's doing that, Vic?
00:28:05Three?
00:28:05Three?
00:28:06Yeah.
00:28:07Three more times, huh?
00:28:08This guy's funny.
00:28:09I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:28:12Get this motherfucker, now!
00:28:14Let's go.
00:28:15All right, what's two more times?
00:28:25Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:28:27Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.
00:28:30Why'd you piss her off?
00:28:31Man.
00:28:32I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament.
00:28:36You should be thanking me.
00:28:38Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:41Okay, okay.
00:28:42Wow!
00:28:43Enough, enough.
00:28:44Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie,
00:28:45Have you seen them around anyone?
00:28:54Angie, you all right in there?
00:28:56It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:28:59What a great performance.
00:29:01But let's get real.
00:29:03You're alone.
00:29:05And you ain't invincible!
00:29:15Where's Angie?
00:29:16She's in the trunk, man.
00:29:20I got this.
00:29:21Hey, shut up.
00:29:22I need you on my six.
00:29:34Angie!
00:29:34Hey, boys.
00:29:36Can you give me a hand?
00:29:37I think a thank you is in order.
00:29:42If you two had actually protected me, like I hired you two instead of bickering all night,
00:29:51I could have avoided this a little less.
00:29:53But yeah, thanks.
00:29:54Thanks.
00:29:58I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.
00:29:59Wake the fuck up!
00:30:09It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:30:11Until next time.
00:30:20Is this your beer?
00:30:31Look, she's right, you know.
00:30:34Angie's off-limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:30:37No, man.
00:30:38But what about all the-
00:30:39We got a tournament to fight.
00:30:40All right?
00:30:41Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:30:44Trust me, we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.
00:30:48What do you say?
00:30:49Deal?
00:30:51Truce.
00:30:53I'm still going to beat you one day.
00:30:57We'll get our fight.
00:30:59In time.
00:31:01Okay.
00:31:02I got money to spend.
00:31:04Janitor that needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:31:07It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:31:13All right, you ready?
00:31:14Mm-hmm.
00:31:15Okay.
00:31:16Is that too hard?
00:31:17No, I'm fine.
00:31:18What?
00:31:19Not some fragile princess.
00:31:21I got stamina.
00:31:24Wait.
00:31:25Is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:29Oh, God.
00:31:30Am I flirting back?
00:31:31Angie's off-limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:31:36We're good.
00:31:38Where are you going?
00:31:39All right, I need to take a shower.
00:31:40I need to take a shower.
00:31:41I need to take a shower.
00:31:44Bye!
00:31:45Bye!
00:31:52Well, that didn't work.
00:31:56It is, huh?
00:31:57I need to take a shower.
00:32:03What's going on?
00:32:04Tournament announced the first round of fights.
00:32:08Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:32:11I hope it's him.
00:32:12Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:32:15And the unlucky Paxton is...
00:32:23What?
00:32:24What's wrong?
00:32:25I had no clue he got out so soon.
00:32:28Dude, you're fighting Andre Giganti.
00:32:31Wait, wait, wait.
00:32:32Who's Andre?
00:32:34Pack it up, Andre.
00:32:36Looks like you're a free man once again.
00:32:38Most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti don't come out alive.
00:32:45Come off of it, man.
00:32:46You're just trying to scare me.
00:32:47It's got to be myth.
00:32:49Right?
00:32:51Right?
00:32:52Well, you know what I always do when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me?
00:32:58I go to the spa!
00:33:09I've never been to one of you, you know?
00:33:10Dude, let me talk about it.
00:33:18You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:33:20Where does it say that?
00:33:22You're gonna get heat stroked, dude.
00:33:24You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:33:26Okay, well, it's your funeral.
00:33:37Paxton, if that's you, man, close the door.
00:33:40You're letting out all the hot air.
00:33:42He's so annoying.
00:33:45And you are?
00:33:46Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:51Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:54No!
00:33:55No!
00:33:57Hey!
00:33:57I'm trapped in here!
00:33:58Angie!
00:33:59Paxton!
00:34:02Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:34:05Oh, thanks.
00:34:06You know, I...
00:34:08I think Jack's really enjoying himself.
00:34:10Who knows with that guy.
00:34:12Where is he, by the way?
00:34:13He's, uh...
00:34:16Help!
00:34:17He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:34:19He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:34:20Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:34:23What a weirdo, right?
00:34:25I hate to admit Paxton was right.
00:34:27Why can't they hear me?
00:34:32Why can't they hear me?
00:34:33Are they flirting?
00:34:35Oh, I think...
00:34:37I'm gonna die.
00:34:39I'm gonna die.
00:34:45And...
00:34:46I tried to tell him, a lot of guys prefer to go nude.
00:34:49Let's just...
00:34:50Angie!
00:34:51Jack!
00:34:52Jack!
00:34:53Jack!
00:34:54Jack!
00:34:55What the hell happened?
00:34:56Hey!
00:34:57All right, man?
00:34:58Come on, come on, come on.
00:34:59Let's go.
00:35:00So Andre tried to kill Jack.
00:35:02That's what he says.
00:35:03I mean, he was delirious, but...
00:35:06You know, I believe him.
00:35:07I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage accidents in the ring and elsewhere.
00:35:19But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously, and I know you didn't pay Andre.
00:35:24It doesn't matter who hired him.
00:35:26I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring.
00:35:28Jack, let me handle this.
00:35:30All right, if Andre really is an assassin, we can use my parents' resources to gather...
00:35:34I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybags.
00:35:37Dude, is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:35:40Whatever, man.
00:35:44You said someone would need to see Jack as competition until we kill him, right?
00:35:49What if it isn't...
00:35:51tournament...
00:35:52competition?
00:35:53What are you getting at?
00:35:55I think I know who's got it out for Jack.
00:36:04Got you, bitch.
00:36:05Let's go.
00:36:06You're being an idiot again, Jack.
00:36:31A big dumb idiot.
00:36:37I've gotta handle this myself.
00:36:40You know, it's my first fight in the tournament, and I've got a lot to prove.
00:36:44What will it prove if you're dead?
00:36:50Angie's off-limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:36:54We gotta take a shot.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57Stop!
00:36:58Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:37:03That sauna thing really scared me.
00:37:05What if I lost you?
00:37:06I don't need your help, Angie.
00:37:08No one can do everything themselves.
00:37:10Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.
00:37:13The least you could do is talk to me.
00:37:15Hey, Jack!
00:37:16You ready to go?
00:37:18Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.
00:37:28Can I ask you a question?
00:37:30What's with the whole third-person shtick?
00:37:32Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:37:34Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for.
00:37:40Yeah, whatever.
00:37:48A gift.
00:37:50Place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.
00:37:54One punch to the chest, and the unlucky son of a bitch is gonna stop breathing.
00:37:59Permanently.
00:38:10If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.
00:38:27Ladies and gentlemen here in the Bronx, we're streaming live from the Boil Hikes Fighting Pits.
00:38:33You've all heard the rumors.
00:38:37They do him no injustice.
00:38:39Introducing, in this corner, the reigning Reaper of the Ring, Andre Gigante!
00:38:47Ladies and gentlemen, a slight change of plans.
00:38:50Turns out, Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening.
00:38:53No! No! What are you doing, dude? Stop!
00:38:55Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!
00:38:58Fuck!
00:39:02Oof!
00:39:03Caught you red-handed!
00:39:05Or should I say, heavy-handed.
00:39:22You alright?
00:39:23I don't care that he cheated, I just...
00:39:25I wanted to win.
00:39:28I needed to win, Angie.
00:39:30Jack, it's okay that you got help.
00:39:33I had help.
00:39:34Knowing you were out there watching me.
00:39:39That sounded a lot less wimpy in my head.
00:39:55Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower.
00:39:59I can help with him.
00:40:10Hey, Jack!
00:40:11You see the look on your face when I saved your ass?
00:40:14It's fucking priceless, man.
00:40:16Uh, I know Andre got disqualified, but, uh, there's still a participation trophy if you still wanna...
00:40:25Jack?
00:40:26Well, I know a lot of people...
00:40:27Right, Andrew.
00:40:28Show me what you got.
00:40:29Come on.
00:40:30Oof!
00:40:31Oh!
00:40:32Oh!
00:40:33Oh!
00:40:34Oh!
00:40:35Oh!
00:40:36Oh!
00:40:37Oh!
00:40:38Oh!
00:40:39Oh!
00:40:40Oh!
00:40:41Oh!
00:40:42Oh!
00:40:43Oh!
00:40:44Oh!
00:40:45Oh!
00:40:46Oh!
00:40:47Oh!
00:40:48Oh!
00:40:49Oh!
00:40:50Oh!
00:40:51Oh!
00:40:52Oh!
00:40:54That was great.
00:40:55Really.
00:40:56Just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution.
00:40:59Come on, I don't talk.
00:41:00That's uncalled for, man.
00:41:01You wanted to teach her street fighting, right?
00:41:03Yet you're taking it easy with kid gloves.
00:41:06I wonder why.
00:41:07Why don't you try that on me?
00:41:17Are you serious?
00:41:19No, I'm okay.
00:41:21Sorry, did I take it too far?
00:41:23Because, uh, Vic won't use restraint.
00:41:26If I'm not mistaken.
00:41:28I want to try again.
00:41:29No, it's alright.
00:41:31Relax.
00:41:33Boys!
00:41:34In my office!
00:41:43Call came in this morning.
00:41:44Your next match, Arizona.
00:41:47Wait, what are you saying?
00:41:49You two are gonna road trip together.
00:41:51Just the two of you.
00:41:52Let me get this straight.
00:41:53This dullard attacks me earlier.
00:41:55And now, I gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours?
00:42:00How can this day get any better?
00:42:04Your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed?
00:42:07Oh, scum.
00:42:08Hey.
00:42:09I was using them.
00:42:10Yeah, well, someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed, so I gotta build a pillow border.
00:42:20They're called fashion briefs, you classless dullard.
00:42:24Stop calling me a duck.
00:42:26What?
00:42:27Just go to bed, man.
00:42:29Okay, look, clearly you're angry at me, or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that.
00:42:41So why don't you just tell me what's going on, because we've been traveling all day, I've got a match in the morning, and I want to get some sleep.
00:42:47I saw you and Angie in the shower together after your last match.
00:42:51Wait, what?
00:42:52That's why you're mad?
00:42:53We made a pact, man.
00:42:55No one dates Angie until the tournament's over.
00:42:57You hurt Angie to get back at me.
00:42:59You ungrateful snake.
00:43:00You only slept with her because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass.
00:43:06I've loved Angie since we were kids.
00:43:07You wouldn't know anything about that.
00:43:08Oh, God.
00:43:12I wouldn't know what love is.
00:43:15Your parents are dead.
00:43:17You're dead.
00:43:18You're dead.
00:43:19You're dead.
00:43:20You're dead.
00:43:21You're dead.
00:43:22You're dead.
00:43:23You're dead.
00:43:24You're dead.
00:43:25You're dead.
00:43:26You're dead.
00:43:27You're dead.
00:43:28You're dead.
00:43:29You're dead.
00:43:30I'm dead.
00:43:31I'm dead.
00:43:32I didn't even love you enough to stick around.
00:43:33I'm gonna kill you.
00:43:34I hate you.
00:43:35Police.
00:43:36Open up.
00:43:37Police.
00:43:38Open up.
00:43:39Police.
00:43:40Open up.
00:43:41Hey, officer.
00:43:42You two alright in there?
00:43:43Yeah.
00:43:44We're both great.
00:43:45We're good.
00:43:46Yeah.
00:43:47Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of domestic situation.
00:43:58Ah, yeah, um, yeah, we're both straight guys, so, you know, nothing's going on here.
00:44:03He did this to me because I refused to be the little spoon officer.
00:44:07What?
00:44:07What?
00:44:08I just, I said I needed to shower and brush my teeth.
00:44:10No, that's not...
00:44:12True.
00:44:22This bed, it's so uncomfortable.
00:44:24I can't believe I had to stay here all night.
00:44:31Would you shut up, crazy guy?
00:44:33Your mind goblins aren't real.
00:44:36My damn.
00:44:38Some of us have places to be in the morning.
00:44:47Finally, some peace and quiet.
00:44:51You're free to go.
00:45:00Sleep would have been nice.
00:45:03Ooh!
00:45:06After a run-star for young hopeful, Jack Hurts.
00:45:12Keep your head up, Jack.
00:45:13Sorry, Angie.
00:45:24Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all.
00:45:39Angie.
00:45:39What the hell is wrong with you?
00:45:41What's wrong with me?
00:45:43I told you I cared for you, and you go,
00:45:45fuck that idiot.
00:45:46That had nothing to do with you.
00:45:49Oh, really?
00:45:51Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:45:55Jack is not just some random janitor.
00:45:58I've known him my whole life.
00:45:59We both have.
00:46:02Of course, you're just so self-centered.
00:46:04You totally forgot him.
00:46:05I just met the guy a few weeks ago.
00:46:07Jack grew up as a homeless orphan, Paxton.
00:46:10He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much.
00:46:19You don't even see him.
00:46:24He just wants to be seen.
00:46:33This is amazing, folks.
00:46:34I've never seen anything like it.
00:46:36I don't know if I'm some old vendetta.
00:46:38He's promised.
00:46:39Supernatural force.
00:46:40Watered by sheer force of will.
00:46:42But no matter how many times this rookie gets knocked down,
00:46:44he just can get back up.
00:46:46It's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down.
00:46:49You can do it, Jack.
00:47:04You can outlast him.
00:47:05I can't believe it.
00:47:24Jack hurts win without letting a stable zone.
00:47:27Jack just, Jack just what?
00:47:38Sounds like you finally see us.
00:47:40Now, can we get back to the real reason I called?
00:47:43Yeah, yeah.
00:47:44What's the real reason you called?
00:47:46Oh, there's nothing.
00:47:47Just big broke in here and attacked me in my home.
00:47:51Okay, though, I took care of it.
00:47:58Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.
00:48:00Wait, what do you mean?
00:48:03Oh, I got him gagged and hog-tied on my living room floor.
00:48:06Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.
00:48:14What do you have to see up for yourself, Buster?
00:48:17Who said that I came alone, huh?
00:48:21Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady.
00:48:36Hello?
00:48:37Angie?
00:48:38Angie!
00:48:42Angie, where are you?
00:48:43I'll check upstairs.
00:48:49Paxton!
00:48:51Paxton!
00:48:52What?
00:48:52What happened?
00:48:53I know.
00:48:54What does it say?
00:48:56If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.
00:48:59Just you two.
00:49:00Alone.
00:49:03Hey, Jack, wait up!
00:49:04Don't follow me!
00:49:05Dude, you're walking into a trap.
00:49:07I don't care.
00:49:07Angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her.
00:49:10It's both our jobs.
00:49:10Yo!
00:49:11Well, if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom.
00:49:22Where's Angie?
00:49:24She said, we're going to have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?
00:49:27If you beat all of us, all three of yous can go on your merry way.
00:49:32Enlighten me.
00:49:33What if we lose?
00:49:35Let's just say.
00:49:38What happens in Fight Club, dies in Fight Club.
00:49:42Get off.
00:49:43You remember me?
00:49:49Nope.
00:49:50I'll handle this.
00:49:52Why do you always have to be so difficult?
00:49:53There.
00:49:54Two for each.
00:49:57Don't really have a choice in this, do I?
00:49:59I don't care.
00:49:59Just stay out of my freaking way.
00:50:09What's going on out there?
00:50:11Hey.
00:50:12No talking.
00:50:13I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now, but if we have any chance of beating
00:50:18these guys, we'll have to stick together.
00:50:20Fine.
00:50:21But I'm still not that way yet.
00:50:41These guys are unstoppable.
00:50:42Believe it, creep.
00:50:50What a team.
00:50:51Now that fight?
00:50:53You're a beauty.
00:50:54Oh.
00:50:55It's too bad.
00:50:59You know why?
00:50:59Because it's going to be your last.
00:51:01Might as well save us the effort.
00:51:03Hand Angie over now.
00:51:04You pissed off the two best fires in the world.
00:51:10Dude, I had cake for lunch.
00:51:12Dude, take off your shirt.
00:51:13Fine.
00:51:13It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat that they didn't even tie
00:51:32my hands.
00:51:32That does give me an idea.
00:51:34That does give me an idea.
00:51:35What are you into?
00:51:37Huh?
00:51:39Big man like you.
00:51:41Strong hands, thick fingers.
00:51:43But you know just how to get a girl away.
00:51:46I didn't say you could speak.
00:51:48Oh, come on.
00:51:50Don't be a prude.
00:51:51What do you like to do in bed?
00:51:53Come on.
00:51:54You can tell mommy.
00:51:55Why do you want to know?
00:51:56Why didn't you come over here and put me in my place?
00:51:59You know what I think?
00:52:00I think you're not man enough.
00:52:05Say that again.
00:52:15Let's do this, bitch.
00:52:17Arizona strategy, agreed?
00:52:19Let's wear them down.
00:52:20Let's get it.
00:52:21Let's do this, bitch.
00:52:30This is for some new heels.
00:52:47Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:52:53Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:52:55Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:52:57Why don't we make them come to us?
00:53:00Hey, shitballs!
00:53:01I escaped!
00:53:13Alright, alright.
00:53:17You're not so bad either.
00:53:20Come on.
00:53:23Hey.
00:53:27I'm sober.
00:53:28And I don't get it.
00:53:30Does she like me or does she like you?
00:53:32Let's figure it out later, man.
00:53:34We can both use some sleep.
00:53:35Man, you have no idea.
00:53:37Tell me about it.
00:53:41Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:53:47Hey, ma.
00:53:48Call the tournament rules committee.
00:53:50Tell them
00:53:51I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:53:53You know,
00:53:54You know,
00:54:04sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:54:08It's crazy.
00:54:10Still, I'm forgiving you for Arizona, you know.
00:54:12And we're going to settle our beef
00:54:13in the final round of the tournament.
00:54:15Looking forward to it.
00:54:17Boys!
00:54:18In my office!
00:54:19Now!
00:54:19I'm ruined.
00:54:27Everything I've worked for,
00:54:29no one's going to invest in this gym now.
00:54:31What are you talking about, Intel?
00:54:33Your fight with Vic went viral.
00:54:35And the committee saw it.
00:54:36They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:54:40What?
00:54:41Wait, what are you talking about?
00:54:42The rules committee of the tournament
00:54:44is coming down on me.
00:54:46They think you two knuckleheads
00:54:48are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:54:50I guess there are rules
00:54:51for sponsoring two fighters.
00:54:53Who knew?
00:54:55So that's it.
00:54:56We're disqualified then.
00:54:57Oh, no.
00:54:58Just one of you.
00:55:00The other one gets to continue on
00:55:01to the finals.
00:55:02And they said,
00:55:03I got to choose.
00:55:05Choose?
00:55:05Wait, wait.
00:55:06You're picking me, right?
00:55:07I ain't decided that yet.
00:55:09Okay, no offense,
00:55:10but I'm the reigning champ here.
00:55:12I mean, before this,
00:55:13Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:55:14Some nobody janitor
00:55:15who can kick your ass.
00:55:16Oh, my God.
00:55:17Get over yourself, man.
00:55:18Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:55:20But, Jack, come on.
00:55:21If anyone deserves this...
00:55:22Play me for it, then.
00:55:24Oh, you're scared now, buddy.
00:55:25Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:55:25Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:55:27Oh, that's perfect.
00:55:29A fight?
00:55:30About a rules committee.
00:55:31They think you two
00:55:32aren't for real rivals.
00:55:34Why not give them a show, huh?
00:55:35We can even live stream it,
00:55:37bringing money for the gym.
00:55:39I'm gonna start arranging the details.
00:55:41You two, get ready
00:55:42for the fight of your lives.
00:55:45You can't be serious right now.
00:55:47Serious is a heart attack.
00:55:48If you two don't fight,
00:55:50I'm gonna lose everything
00:55:50I built here.
00:55:52So, for the one who comes
00:55:53out of the ring the winner,
00:55:55glad to have you.
00:55:56But for the loser,
00:55:57sorry, you gotta leave
00:55:59this gym for good.
00:56:00It's the only way, Paxton.
00:56:06This is just what you wanted,
00:56:07isn't it?
00:56:08To ruin my life?
00:56:10You know what?
00:56:10Why wait for the fight?
00:56:11Let's settle this right here,
00:56:12right now.
00:56:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
00:56:14what is it?
00:56:15Stop!
00:56:17Angie,
00:56:17we need to settle this right here.
00:56:20Which one of us do you want?
00:56:21Where is this coming from?
00:56:22You know what?
00:56:23I want to know too.
00:56:24Okay, you kissed him at the banquet
00:56:25and we made love in the showers
00:56:26at the arena.
00:56:27Is this for real?
00:56:29Are we for real?
00:56:30If you have to ask,
00:56:32you are still a big, dumb idiot.
00:56:34And you are too.
00:56:36This drama isn't about me
00:56:38and it never was.
00:56:40The two of you need to figure out
00:56:41whatever this is between you,
00:56:43otherwise I don't want anything
00:56:45to do with either of you.
00:56:53Two childhood rivals
00:57:02in a fight
00:57:0310 years in the making.
00:57:06In one corner,
00:57:07a golden boy champ
00:57:09with a God-given mandate of heaven.
00:57:13Inches away from the title,
00:57:15he was born to claim
00:57:16versus trash-born rookie underdog
00:57:19whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.
00:57:23This is one for the history books.
00:57:26Man, you're going to want to watch this.
00:57:28You are going to watch this live.
00:57:34You know,
00:57:35there was this homeless orphan kid
00:57:37I found living in an alley
00:57:39behind my school growing up.
00:57:41He always wanted to hang out with me.
00:57:43For some reason,
00:57:44it really got under my skin.
00:57:47He wasn't afraid of me.
00:57:48He had nothing to lose.
00:57:51I don't remember, huh?
00:57:53Look, man,
00:57:57let's go out there
00:57:58and give that crowd
00:57:59a real good show.
00:58:01We'll exchange some blows,
00:58:03spit out some blood,
00:58:05make things real dramatic.
00:58:07But in the second half,
00:58:08you throw the match.
00:58:10What?
00:58:10I need you to throw it, man.
00:58:14I've worked my whole life
00:58:15for a shot at this title.
00:58:16I mean,
00:58:16all my parents' investments,
00:58:17all my best years,
00:58:17it'd be for nothing.
00:58:19If I get disqualified,
00:58:20that's it, man.
00:58:20Come on,
00:58:21help me out here.
00:58:21No, no,
00:58:22I'm not going to do that.
00:58:23I'm not throwing the fight.
00:58:24Dude,
00:58:25you don't even want this.
00:58:26You haven't worked
00:58:27half as hard for a...
00:58:28Yet I'm better.
00:58:29I'm better,
00:58:30and I'm going to prove today
00:58:31that I'm better too.
00:58:32You want to beat me in a fight?
00:58:34Fine.
00:58:35We'll have that fight
00:58:36some other day
00:58:36in some other arena.
00:58:38But today is do or die.
00:58:39There are people
00:58:40watching out there, man.
00:58:41Today means something.
00:58:42You don't understand, man.
00:58:44That's exactly why
00:58:45I need to do it.
00:58:45To prove that I can.
00:58:48Wow.
00:58:49After everything we've been through,
00:58:51you still fucking hate me,
00:58:52don't you?
00:58:55Why?
00:58:56Before I hated you,
00:58:57all I ever wanted
00:58:58was to be your friend.
00:59:00You just always made me feel
00:59:01like I deserve to be alone.
00:59:04And now I'm going to make sure
00:59:05you know how it feels.
00:59:08I'm going to beat you.
00:59:09Boys,
00:59:10what are you still doing back here?
00:59:11That fight's about to start.
00:59:19Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
00:59:34I'm going to fucking kill him!
00:59:41I want a clean fight.
00:59:42Why don't you tell that to Paxton?
00:59:43He's the one prone to cheap shots.
00:59:45Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:59:47Ain't that what you told Angie?
00:59:48All right, all right.
00:59:50And!
00:59:53Fight!
00:59:53Wow.
01:00:02That's a lot of yours.
01:00:04I thought you weren't going to come.
01:00:05Couldn't bring myself to miss it.
01:00:09You better give up now.
01:00:20It's only going to get worse from here.
01:00:24Why don't you get up?
01:00:28Hey!
01:00:29I told you two I want a clean fight.
01:00:35Hey!
01:00:36I'm watching you two.
01:00:38I'm okay.
01:00:39I'm okay.
01:00:40I'm okay.
01:00:41I'm okay.
01:00:43I'm okay.
01:00:44I'm okay.
01:00:44I'm okay.
01:00:45He's never going to give up, is he?
01:00:48He needs this too damn badly.
01:00:50He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
01:00:53He just wants to be seen.
01:00:56Do I need to win that badly?
01:01:02Here, take this whistle.
01:01:03I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
01:01:05What are you doing?
01:01:06Leaving?
01:01:06Some asshole's posting a illegal gambling site in a chat, and I think I know who.
01:01:12So?
01:01:12So I'm going to call Paxton's old man.
01:01:14I'm going to find out who's taking my money.
01:01:18Stay here and announce the fight.
01:01:19Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:01:25Uh, Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment, but anything could change as the fight has only just begun.
01:01:33These fucking guys, huh?
01:01:34I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.
01:01:38It don't matter, Mom, okay?
01:01:40All the money comes to the family.
01:01:42You know what they say?
01:01:43The house always wins.
01:01:46I should have known you two chuckle fucks were related.
01:01:50Enzo!
01:01:51Enzo?
01:01:52What are you doing in our house?
01:01:54I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:01:57If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:02:01desscoming Birdson, baby!
01:02:16Now I guess he'll challenge him when the suicide starts to play against the Iron Maiden's
01:02:17çš®.
01:02:17Have fun!
01:02:18Sample number could have been helping us win the �id.
01:02:20Something just happened.
01:02:26Paxton is down.
01:02:27He seems injured.
01:02:38What the hell, Paxton?
01:02:40Why don't you block me?
01:02:42I'm throwing, stupid.
01:02:43You need this more than I do.
01:02:45Will you get up, you asshole?
01:02:46You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:02:48Dude, this is for real, man.
01:02:49I just don't want it anymore, all right?
01:02:52It's cool.
01:02:52Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:03:00Ow! Ow! Ah!
01:03:02My ankle!
01:03:02Oh! I'm done!
01:03:04My ankle!
01:03:05What are you doing?
01:03:06Get up!
01:03:06I can beat your ass some other day.
01:03:08I'm going to prove that I'm better than you, even at losing you.
01:03:11What?
01:03:12Oh, God!
01:03:13Oh, God!
01:03:14I'm done! I lost!
01:03:16Oh, my stomach!
01:03:17Oh, no!
01:03:18Oh, Jack's the winner.
01:03:20No!
01:03:21I lost!
01:03:22You win!
01:03:23I'm fine, man!
01:03:24Paxton won!
01:03:25No, I'm definitely, definitely the loser.
01:03:27Ah!
01:03:28Oh!
01:03:29Oh!
01:03:29It's a draw!
01:03:31It's a draw!
01:03:31That was amazing!
01:03:45What the hell was that?
01:03:47I don't even know.
01:03:49Well, I guess we...
01:03:51Who cares?
01:03:53Good news!
01:03:56The gym is rich again!
01:04:00Vic's clients, they agreed to invest.
01:04:02You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:04:05Dad!
01:04:07Don't do that!
01:04:08Just send them to jail!
01:04:09What are you?
01:04:10It's money!
01:04:12Ha ha ha ha!
01:04:14Okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us?
01:04:18You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:04:20Not as individual fighters.
01:04:22But you made us so much money!
01:04:26I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:04:29A team?
01:04:30Yeah, at the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.
01:04:36What's seven more continents, right?
01:04:37So long as this oath agrees.
01:04:40What do you say, Jackie boy?
01:04:51Great form, Becca!
01:04:54Thanks, Angie.
01:04:55I had a great teacher.
01:04:56Alright, that is it for Angie's self-defense class.
01:04:59For this week, I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high hill can be
01:05:05when used as a weapon.
01:05:09Hey, future wife.
01:05:12Hey!
01:05:14How's class going?
01:05:16Really great.
01:05:19Speaking of, looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:05:23Let him have his fun.
01:05:26Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:05:28We're the world championship fighters tonight.
01:05:31Come on, let's go!
01:05:32Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:05:48Come on!
01:05:49Still gotta win, man.
01:05:50Dude!
01:05:51Has there ever been a doubt?
01:05:53Come on.
01:05:55Speaking of doubts, how are you feeling about the briefs?
01:05:58Come on, hit me straight.
01:05:59Nah, I don't know, man.
01:06:01I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys, so...
01:06:04They protect the little guys!
01:06:05I get it.
01:06:05I get it.
01:06:08Ah, dude.
01:06:11Man.
01:06:13I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:06:15Me too.
01:06:15Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.
01:06:18Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World Championship Finals!
01:06:28You ready?
01:06:29I was born ready.
01:06:32Let's go.
01:06:33Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them!
01:06:36Give it up for your Jack Janitor and golden boy, Jack Hurts and Paxton Whitlock!
01:06:44Woo!
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