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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race, this week is a double feature.
00:09Snatch game and design.
00:11I definitely think I'm going to add more, more, more.
00:14I'm going to fight for my country.
00:16Even the spirits are confused with that one.
00:19Maya Fox, Van Gogh, congratulations.
00:24You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
00:26Holy shit.
00:28Caramel, Chante you say.
00:30Star doll, sashay away.
00:38Pitch.
00:39Star is gone.
00:40I feel a little responsible and a little guilty, but also a little like, ooh.
00:46At least you're not coming back in the workroom, you're going to be mad at me.
00:49I'm so heartbroken right now.
00:51I don't deserve to be here, but I look so pussy.
00:56Just know I will always be a star.
00:59P.S.
01:00Van, you owe me, sis.
01:03I'm her buddy.
01:04Go.
01:05I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync, a lot of anger, a lot of heartbreak for
01:10Star.
01:10I'm like definitely in my feels right now, and I need to let some things out.
01:15Wow, wow, wow, wow.
01:16No, Keisha, no shade.
01:19I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom.
01:20I'm surprised by that twist.
01:22It was like an impossible choice because I think Caramel, like you did better in the challenge
01:27for sure.
01:28I looked at the competition overall, and I thought that Velma had a better track record.
01:33Ultimately, I choose to save Velma, and this is a strategic move.
01:36I have to be honest.
01:37Who's going to be able to help me long term?
01:40And I feel like that person is Velma.
01:42I'm a little pissed off.
01:43I was kind of gagged in that moment because I do feel like I did better in the challenge.
01:47The way you did the challenge bombed what you did before.
01:52In my opinion, I just felt like I should have been saved.
01:54I just feel like it's fake as fuck, and I'm not here for it.
01:58Looking at the fact that like almost every girl in here said that they would save me,
02:02I was really shocked that you chose Velma.
02:05At the end of the day, the judges said that you were shut down.
02:08Your look was good also, like me.
02:10It was not like that clear.
02:11I do think my critiques were better.
02:13Like they said they laughed.
02:15Well, they laughed at the same joke.
02:16They said that you weren't funny, though.
02:17They said they didn't laugh at anything.
02:19I just think Velma's bullshit.
02:20Are we in the same room?
02:22Are we hearing the same thing?
02:23Like, is your brain not working?
02:25You like didn't get any laughs.
02:27Like they said you weren't funny.
02:28No problem.
02:29Everybody is shocked.
02:30Everybody thought that it would be Caramilk.
02:34This is something that I will remember forever.
02:37So what was your decision, Van?
02:39I'll be the first one to say it.
02:40I think Star's a threat.
02:42So I was like, what's the point in saving her?
02:45I think I can read PM better than I can read Star.
02:49I don't know what Star's going to do.
02:51And I just wasn't willing to take that risk.
02:53Caramilk, I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on.
02:58That part.
02:59That part.
02:59Not even a lick of eyeshadow.
03:01Just bare face with a wig.
03:06I know this wig is controversial, but I do feel a little.
03:12But I think it's time to get out of drag.
03:14Yes, please.
03:15Let's go.
03:16Let's go.
03:16Season six is playing the game.
03:19The beaver is making me feel crazy because I don't know how it's going to be played.
03:24No one's sticking to, like, the previous seasons where it was boring and they're, like, track record.
03:29You can't bet on an alliance.
03:32I don't believe anyone's actually going to say true to their word.
03:35Go, go, go, go.
03:36The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000 with Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights with extra special guest judge, Alyssa Edwards.
03:52It's a new day in the workroom, and the target on my back has just grown bigger.
04:04So I've got to make sure that I'm still in that top spot so none of these girls can try to ask me.
04:09We made it another week.
04:11Yes!
04:13We got some wins on the board now.
04:15I have a win.
04:16Salty has a win.
04:17Van Gogh's got two wins.
04:19I'm coming up right next.
04:21Now listen here.
04:22One half of the Scissor Sisters already got her wins.
04:24So it's my turn to snip, snip, snip, snip my way up to the top.
04:29I really didn't have a good week.
04:30I know it was a fiasco.
04:32I don't know how to land a plane.
04:34It's really important that I bounce back because, of course, they're going to eat me alive if it's not the case.
04:41Hey, Bunny!
04:42Do you remember being in Alliance, female, and I don't recall talking about an Alliance.
04:47It's a record.
04:49There's no record.
04:51Oh, it's me, Dad.
04:52The girls are over here.
04:54Oh, yes, of course.
04:55If I'm on the top, I'll say a game.
04:57If I'm on the bottom, and vice versa.
04:59Girls, I've ever got me goofed up this morning.
05:02And I'll see, I low-key had an Alliance with Star.
05:05That's not true.
05:07Stop it.
05:08Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
05:10Girl, I saw an opportunity, and I took it.
05:13Well, I appreciate you taking that opportunity.
05:16I know I had a floppy on a week.
05:18I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
05:22Yes, you did.
05:23After my sister, Hazel, didn't have my back twice.
05:26Here we go.
05:27First doesn't let me choose, and then says I should be in the bottom.
05:31I am ready to let Hazel have it.
05:34I just want to shake them a little bit, and also let them know that they shouldn't have done what they did.
05:39So what I'm seeing is, these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything.
05:43Don't mean anything.
05:44Don't mean anything.
05:45Don't mean anything.
05:45This table chat is so revealing.
05:49These bitches have no integrity at all.
05:53And that's okay, because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
05:57Woo-hoo!
05:58Oh, here we go!
06:01Oh, Canada.
06:03Seen it already, then had her.
06:05Hey, page-turners.
06:08Hey!
06:09There's nothing I love more than a nice, hard cover.
06:13So grab your reading glasses, and don't forget to follow the rubric.
06:19Whoa!
06:24I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
06:29I'm good at that.
06:30Now, you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help.
06:33Lucky for you, in today's mini-challenge, I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions.
06:38Hey!
06:40We'll talk all things fashion, and in the end, I'll select my style superstar on the rise.
06:45So take 10 minutes to slip into D-list Fashionista Quick Drag.
06:49Okay!
06:50Then meet me in my atelier, and I'll decide if you're a red flag or red carpet royalty.
06:56Ooh!
06:56Can I get a yes and?
06:58Yes and!
06:59Can I get a yes and Murray?
07:01Yes and Murray!
07:03On your marks, get set, pose!
07:07Yeah!
07:09Go, go, go, go!
07:10Ah!
07:11Ah!
07:12Oh, my God!
07:14This is crazy!
07:16First mini-challenge of the season, and I've never done Quick Drag before.
07:21We'll see how it looks.
07:25Oh, you better, bitch.
07:26Yes.
07:27Oh!
07:28Oh!
07:28Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:30Oh!
07:30Oh!
07:31Oh!
07:31Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:33Oh!
07:34Oh!
07:35Oh!
07:36Oh!
07:37Oh!
07:37It's good to see me, isn't it?
07:39I put on my finest pigeon coat, my wine-stained tube top dress, and I am ready to get this fashion
07:45consultation on the go.
07:47I'm so excited to be here.
07:48Thank you so much.
07:49Oh, my God.
07:50Oh, my God.
07:51Oh, my God.
07:52Oh, my God.
07:53Can you see me so much for you?
07:54Oh, I'm so excited.
07:55Oh, my God.
07:56Ah, no.
07:57So, you did it.
07:57I saw 48.
07:58I skipped 47.
07:59I probably need to see that.
08:00You do.
08:01I was server number 3.
08:02Let me see the top of your head.
08:03Oh, my God.
08:04Yes, I remember that scene!
08:05Yes, yes.
08:06Can I come in?
08:07Yes, yes, yes.
08:09My agent sent me here because apparently I need some style help. Oh, girl. Look at you. Oh, gosh
08:17What have you been up to lately? I haven't seen you in a minute. Oh my god. I did a commercial for a laxative. Oh, it was explosive
08:24I auditioned on American Idol. Oh, you did? Yeah, it didn't air though. Look at you. You're like some kind of glamour leprechaun
08:31Exactly. My name is Patricia. Pat if you're nasty. You have seen me in the magazines, Carson
08:38Okay, this nose knows no boundaries. I won Miss Lobster Roll 2004 in Shizyak. Did you know that?
08:45That's how I know you. I knew you knew me from somewhere. And how would you describe your style in three words?
08:51I think I would do skinny. Skinny. For sure would be the first one. Punk out of bed. Punk. Cheek. Out of bed. Cheek.
08:59That's five words. This is my new pigeon coat. Pigeon is very in right now. Is it? It is. Okay.
09:04Baby, this is chicken feathers from our own coop.
09:08Please. It's farm to closet. Oh, yes. Oh, right. I mean, your bosoms are, um, I think, I feel like they're coming out.
09:15They're coming out? That might be something we can work on. I need some style help. Is this beaver?
09:21It's actually my back hair. It is. Yeah. I thought, take it off the back, put it on the front. Put your thing down, flipped it, and reversed it. I loved it.
09:28I love that sheen. Oh, yeah, thank you. Oh, God, I almost died. The shoe match is always, Carson. You're so flexible to rest.
09:33Thank you. That's what gets me the covers. Uh, what do you think of my outfit? I do like your, uh, your pocket handkerchief.
09:40Oh, thank you. Yes. The pocket square. Oh, I love a pocket square. It looks like a triangle to me.
09:46I know. I know. Who cares about geometry? I think people are having sex in that window behind us.
09:51Hold on. Let me see. Let me see. Oh, my gosh. Look at them. Oh, my God.
09:56I just love love. I know. All right. We'll just try to avert our eyes.
10:01What are some of your favorite style influencers? I think her name's Melinda Verga.
10:05Melinda Verga. Melinda Verga. Oh, what an interesting choice.
10:09Brooklyn Heights. Really? I saw those lace eyebrows, and I just needed some of them myself.
10:15You see that right there? I'll lift up them. Wow. Oh, wow. They look so real.
10:19Oh, thank you. I think you're hypnotizing me. Oh, my goodness.
10:22I think you are an amazing astrophysicist.
10:29One sec, one sec. Let me slap it out of you. Oh.
10:32Oh, God. I feel... What just happened?
10:35We should probably, um, see you do a little runway walk.
10:38I am a little sore from last night, so I'll try my best.
10:40Oh, God. Did you fall?
10:41No, I just had too much food.
10:43Oh, my God. Over here.
10:46Oh, God. Oh, goodness.
10:49Chiropractor. Faster. Faster. Faster. Faster. Faster.
10:52Faster. Turn. And a little jog. A light jog. A light jog.
10:54Oh, yeah. That's good. Oh, yes. Lead with the knees.
10:58I remember this from Moncton Fashion Week.
11:02And that is the actual lobster roll.
11:05Mm-hmm.
11:07That's so unique.
11:08I walked like that once after a week in Barbados.
11:11Okay. Well, where...
11:12Okay.
11:13Oh, my spoons came out.
11:14Oh, my God. Where were those?
11:16This is when I lost Mr. Lobster Roll 2005.
11:18Hold on. Added talent.
11:20All right. I think we're done here, so get out.
11:24Okay.
11:25Thank you so much.
11:26Thank you so much.
11:27I'll find you on the Moncton Facebook page.
11:30Thanks so much.
11:31I'm banned.
11:32I'm sure you are.
11:34Well, in a room full of D-listers, one of you was an A+.
11:38The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
11:42Sammy Landry.
11:44Oh, yeah.
11:46Good job.
11:48Yes.
11:50You have won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Swish Embassy.
11:56Ooh.
11:57Oh, my.
11:58All right.
11:58All right.
11:59Now that we're all warmed up, it's time to sizzle your sisters.
12:01Because for this week's maxi-challenge, it's the return of the reading battles.
12:07Oh.
12:09You'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns.
12:15It is the reading battles.
12:16We've all seen it.
12:18Some of us may not love it.
12:19Reading is an art form.
12:21It is something that not everybody can do, because you have to be smart, and a lot of
12:26these girls are so stupid.
12:28The goal is simple.
12:30Win your battle and secure your safety.
12:32Lose your battle, and, well, you might be in danger, girl.
12:37And the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi-challenge.
12:41But first, you need a reading buddy.
12:43Sammy Landry, as the winner of the mini-challenge, you will select your rival.
12:49Let me get a look here.
12:50Let me get a look.
12:52I get to pick my opponent first.
12:55Who do I want to destroy?
12:58I'm going to go for P.M.
12:59Yes.
13:01I fucking hate you so much.
13:03I hate you more.
13:05Now I will choose a queen at random, and they will pick their opponent.
13:13Hazel.
13:14Who the fuck do I want to choose?
13:16Who is on the same level as me?
13:19I think I'm going to go with Caramelk.
13:24Okay.
13:26Dulce.
13:28I know everyone thinks I'm going to go Pigman, but I'm not sure.
13:32I kind of wanted to surprise them.
13:33You know what?
13:34I'm going to go with Velma.
13:36Work.
13:37Work.
13:37Okay.
13:38So Dulce versus Velma.
13:41All right.
13:41Let's find our next name.
13:42Ebony LaBelle.
13:46Oh.
13:46Oh.
13:47Here we go.
13:50So which of y'all bitches would call me annoying?
13:52Oh.
13:53You wanted it to be salt versus pepper so bad.
13:58So you know what?
13:59I'm going to choose Maya Fox.
14:00So it's Ebony versus Maya, and that means it's Saltina versus Van Gogh.
14:11Fate leaves me and Van together, and I cannot wait to read her down.
14:18To help you get up in this gig, you'll get some help from our extra special guest judge.
14:25But I'll let her introduce herself.
14:27Oh.
14:28Racers, start your engines.
14:30And may the best drag queen read.
14:33Oh.
14:36My name is Alyssa Edwards, and I am a very established and seasoned queen.
14:42I mean, truly.
14:43What the fuck am I actually doing here in Canada?
14:46Where's Brooklyn Heights?
14:50Oh, my God.
14:52I am gooped, gagged, and bewildered.
14:57Holy.
14:58Hello, my.
14:59She is like my favorite drag queen of all time.
15:03Tell me, are we ready for the reading battle?
15:05Yeah.
15:06The girls want to battle.
15:07Y'all, this is fun.
15:08I know what you all are feeling right now.
15:10But I think if you turn off the voices in your head sometimes and allow yourself to giggle and laugh,
15:18and if you're confident in your skin unapologetically, the judges will enjoy it.
15:21Yeah, I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't want to offend the person.
15:24Why don't you want to offend them in a reading battle?
15:27Honey, there's a cash prize.
15:28There is a check waving to you.
15:30You better get to offend everybody.
15:32All the girls think that I'm an easy target in this challenge, and I'm sure Hazel thinks she has it in the bag.
15:37But I feel like, if anything, that just fuels my fire.
15:39I mean, Alyssa Edwards gave me the hint, so I need to come in hard.
15:43So, if a joke doesn't land, how do you keep rolling?
15:49Guess what?
15:50I'm laughing first.
15:51Yes.
15:51Okay.
15:52Okay, because if you can't make yourself laugh, how the fuck are you going to make somebody else laugh?
15:56You're going to make somebody else laugh.
15:57You're going to make somebody at home laugh.
15:58Many times in season five, me telling myself, I can't do this or this or this.
16:02Oh, hell, bitch.
16:04You could do all of that.
16:05It might not be as fast or as sharp as someone else.
16:09But what you do is authentically, unapologetically you.
16:13And when you bring that to this competition, that's when you soar.
16:17Do you have any advice, like, maybe right before you walk in to, like, kind of tell yourself?
16:20Or does that just kind of tie in to pretty much what you said?
16:22No, I think being a performer, it's natural to be nervous because we're passionate about it, right?
16:26We want to do good.
16:27We want to be a symbol of excellence.
16:28We want to be the best version of ourselves.
16:30So, it's natural to be nervous, especially when you're passionate about something.
16:33And I think that's good.
16:34Hearing Alyssa say that, like, if you have nerves, it's because you're passionate, kind of makes me feel a little bit more at ease because I feel like I've been really nervous pretty much this whole competition.
16:43But it's because it means a lot to me.
16:45This isn't just a game.
16:46Like, this is something I really want.
16:48Bring that backstage drag dancer.
16:50Bring that to the main stage.
16:53I'm excited to see all this.
16:54I'm excited.
16:55And I believe in you all, right?
16:56Now, let me meet y'all's opponents.
16:58Get the hell up out of here.
16:59Ah!
16:59Get up!
17:02Ah!
17:02Ah!
17:03Ah!
17:03Ah!
17:03Ah!
17:03Ah!
17:03Ah!
17:03Ah!
17:04I love Miss Alyssa's motherfucking air words.
17:09That is so gaggy.
17:11Are y'all gagged?
17:12Alyssa is that type of girl that just knows how to throw it back right at you.
17:16And she could give us some really, really, really good advice.
17:18I'm Sammy Landry.
17:20Oh, wait, say that again.
17:21Sammy Landry.
17:23Sammy.
17:24Sammy.
17:24Sammy.
17:25Sammy.
17:26Landry.
17:27Landry.
17:27That's the experience.
17:28What does that mean?
17:29It means my name.
17:30Landry.
17:30Landry.
17:31It's French.
17:32Clearly.
17:33Yes.
17:34Who thinks they're really going to excel in this?
17:37I feel like I'm going to surprise myself.
17:38You better do that, honey, or you better be a good lip-synker.
17:41I can do all that.
17:42I can go for him down.
17:43I know all about that because I thought I was fucking hilarious, bitch.
17:46You were cackling.
17:47You were having a boot and a haul.
17:49And I was obsessed with that.
17:50Judges didn't.
17:51They were like, Alyssa, were you entertained?
17:53I said, thoroughly.
17:55But I'm a storyteller.
17:56I learned very quickly.
17:57And these kind of challenges, sometimes less is best.
18:00And when it's less is best, you can get a lot more snappy.
18:03Punch.
18:04You get to the punch.
18:04And delivery can be everything.
18:06Yeah.
18:06Yeah.
18:07Sometimes for me, for my character, I could read a children's book and make it funny.
18:10Yeah.
18:10Just really sell your character with it.
18:12Yeah.
18:12Okay.
18:13Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice.
18:16This is all in fun.
18:17Just drag.
18:17It's just drag.
18:18It's not personal.
18:19It's just drag.
18:20Now, I'm nobody's lie detector test, but I think some of these queens are over here playing
18:23too Canadian and nice.
18:25But I think some of them are quite shady.
18:29I'll stay tuned.
18:34Okay.
18:36Oh, my God.
18:37Okay.
18:38Alyssa Edwards.
18:39Alyssa.
18:40Motherfucking Edwards.
18:42She came to Moncton.
18:43No way.
18:44In 2018.
18:46I opened for a show that she did in Montreal.
18:48So, you said it was around 2018.
18:5018, yeah.
18:52How long have you been doing drag again?
18:53Nine years.
18:54Nine years.
18:55I started in a drag competition and I won the contest.
18:59And at the end, I found the heart of drag being my heart.
19:04My art.
19:05Art.
19:06Not my heart.
19:07But, yeah, a little bit of this, too.
19:09The only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of
19:14experience.
19:15Exactly.
19:16I didn't have shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me.
19:20It was a challenge to be booked for gigs.
19:24I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters.
19:29It's been nine years, but it's like the two last years that I really, really had jobs and
19:35I did my experience.
19:36I was like, I'm such a fighter, so I just keep on going.
19:40It's a little bit sad.
19:41Like, I'm like, I wish I had the chance that my sisters that started with me had.
19:47But I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this heart.
19:53So, do you want to...
19:54Yeah, let's wish I had to get to work.
19:55Yeah, but it wasn't...
19:57Wait, did you get...
20:00No, I got chosen.
20:01Who chose you?
20:02Ebony chose me.
20:03So, you're easy to read.
20:04Apparently.
20:05Ebony is a really big personality and I just need to make sure that she doesn't see more
20:10of me in this challenge.
20:11I need to take my space up and stand out my own way.
20:14Oh, girl.
20:15Oh, girl, they ain't ready to call.
20:17I am so happy I'm sitting with my sisters, Miss Vanessa Goss and Ebony because they are
20:22the funniest bitches in the room and I need some help.
20:26I chose Maya.
20:27I don't really know too much about her, but that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes.
20:31Maya did win Snatch Game last week, so I know she's good at improv.
20:34And what if she takes away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back?
20:40Are we feeling a little devious today?
20:42Well, yeah.
20:43Well, yes.
20:44I feel like we all didn't get to pick, right?
20:47All three of us?
20:47Yeah.
20:47I didn't get to pick, but I got who I wanted.
20:49Oh, really?
20:50Really?
20:50Yes.
20:51Okay.
20:51You know, Dan has a big target on her back with two wins and I feel like I could, you know,
20:58maybe make her a little less comfortable.
21:00I'm happy that you're going against her because I feel like you can really...
21:03Yeah.
21:03I don't want her to get out of the win.
21:05I want to deflate her ego.
21:08Just a little, you know?
21:10I would have picked Hazel because I know Hazel the best and I know...
21:15Well, tell me about it.
21:15Oh, we will.
21:16We will.
21:16I want to like dig in deep.
21:18Yeah.
21:18And we will dig deep today.
21:21I'm going to give Caramilk a couple of little zingers or things they can dig at that might throw
21:28Hazel off their game because Hazel definitely threw my game off last week by not choosing
21:33me.
21:33Do you think everyone else is being shady?
21:35I hope so.
21:35No, I think everyone's going really to the chocolate.
21:37Look at them.
21:38They're all overlooking at us.
21:39Oh my god.
21:40Ok, so that's why we're talking in French.
21:41Oh my god.
21:42Oh my god.
21:44Jesus.
21:45Jesus.
21:45Jesus.
21:46Jesus.
21:46Jesus.
21:47Jesus.
21:48Jesus.
21:48Jesus.
21:49Jesus.
21:49Jesus.
21:50Jesus.
21:50Jesus.
21:51I believe you
22:07can go as nasty, dirty and deep as you can go. If it's funny, it's okay.
22:14This week I know I have to be really prepared the order of the word are so important in comedy
22:33so for me I know I have to practice practice practice practice and practice to success
22:44When life hands you limes put them in your hat
23:11Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race
23:14She's my favorite naughty librarian
23:17It's Tracy Melshor
23:19Hey Brooke Brooke
23:20Hi Trace
23:20What is your favorite kind of read?
23:23Petulance
23:23Ooh, noted
23:25And it's style superstar Carson Kressley
23:29Carson, what are you still doing here?
23:31Oh, well I came for the poutine
23:33But I stayed for the Mount Me's
23:35I think you mean the Mounties
23:37No, I mean Mount Me's
23:39And it's the pride and joy of Mesquite, Texas
23:42The winner of Global All-Stars, Alyssa Edwards
23:45I'm back, back, back, back, back again
23:48Alyssa, you've never been here
23:50Only in my dreams
23:52This week we put our queen's literacy to the test in the reading battles
23:57Racers, start your engines
24:00And may the best drag queen win
24:02Charisma, uniqueness
24:07Category is
24:08My Chemical Reaction
24:10First up, Hazel
24:13My Chemical Reaction is inspired by metallicizing
24:18There is the silver-plated side
24:21And then the gold is metallicizing all over it
24:24If only she had a brain
24:26Bitch, fuck Joan of Arc
24:28It's Hazel of Arc
24:29I'm here to stomp on this competition
24:31Thank you for being an alloy
24:33Maya Fox
24:38I'm ready to serve you Eruption, baby
24:42I am the volcano
24:44We have rubble all on this gown
24:46We've got lava coming out
24:48It is moving
24:48It is flowing
24:49She is smoking
24:50That's my Mount Vesuvacissi
24:52I'm really selling this head to toe
24:55I am melting all over this stage
24:58What a hothead
24:59Pompeii, I say
25:01Ebony LaBelle
25:03Ooh
25:04Miss Ebony, she's getting ready to go to the gala
25:07She got her pretty dress on
25:09She got her hair up in her rollers, honey
25:11She's reading the good old Belle magazine
25:14Shootin' high here
25:15And I turn around
25:16Boom
25:17Now she done turned it and burnt it
25:19The whole back is burnt to a crisp
25:21But isn't she so glamorous
25:24Hair today?
25:25Gone tomorrow
25:26PM
25:28My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction
25:32Bleach
25:33Another plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque again
25:36On one side of me, I am plaqued
25:39I am disgusting
25:40I am a deep, coffee-stained yellow
25:43And then on the other side
25:44I am showing you pearly and white
25:47Get up to three shades lighter in just two weeks
25:50Fanned off
25:52My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction decaying
25:56Now that right there is rigamorous
25:58I want it to be in kind of a half state of decaying
26:03So I got bones coming out
26:05Baby, I'm giving you horror
26:06I'm giving you spooky
26:08Spooky
26:08It takes a lot of backbone to wear a look like this
26:15Caramilk
26:17Who doesn't love a melted chocolate bar?
26:21What the spudge?
26:23This week I really wanted to show something more sexy
26:25I just wanted to go down the runway with my oiled up legs
26:28And show the girls that I can really strut down
26:30I think I see her ganache
26:31Caramilk is melting the hearts of the judges
26:35Sammy Landry
26:38My chemical reaction is inspired by crystallization
26:43Oh my god, I crystallized you guys
26:46I don't fucking know how crystallization works
26:49I'm not a scientist
26:50I'm a drag queen
26:51Now that right there is Marilyn Monroe
26:53I wanted to challenge myself
26:56And push myself
26:57And show the judges that I hear the critiques
27:00This is the glam
27:02Sammy
27:02Saltina Shaker
27:04My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction of cryogenesis
27:08That's me freezing
27:11It's Kate minus eight Fahrenheit
27:13I have these pipes going into my suit
27:18Pumping oxygen
27:19But I'm slowly freezing to death
27:22Putting the cyst in cryogenesis
27:25She's giving us the cold shoulder
27:27It's dulce
27:29I'm rolling down this runway like I have a rock
27:32And at the very end I bust open
27:34And you see everything that's inside of me
27:36I could see her Grand Canyon
27:38A lot of browns
27:40A lot of like almost orange-y colors
27:42Maybe a bit of crystallization
27:44Which is why the rhinestones are all placed and scattered everywhere
27:46I want to show the judges that I don't always just wear a gown
27:49Not a soul could rock
27:51Velma Jones
27:53The graceful mother nature has arrived
27:56It's precipitation but fashion
27:59The hair clouds is charged with water
28:02The rain is pouring to the cold ground
28:05Becoming ice
28:07Here she is world
28:08It's Stormy Daniels
28:10I want to take my time
28:12For the judges to really
28:14Take it in and really
28:15Appreciate all the details
28:17Is that a first time a woman's ever made you wet?
28:19Welcome to Reading Battles
28:29Tonight, two queens will face off in a read-off
28:33You will exchange burns and land as many hits as you can
28:38The winner of each battle will secure their spot in the competition
28:42And the funniest queen of the night will be our maxi winner
28:46We will also name a bottom three from the losers of their battles
28:51So don't hold back
28:55Welcome to our first battle
29:04The only thing whiter than her face
29:07Is her dancing
29:08It's Van Gogh
29:10And just like her hometown Ottawa
29:14She's had a bunch of angry truckers in her
29:17It's Saltina Shaker
29:19Let the reading begin
29:22Hello everyone, my name is Van Gogh
29:25I am the little devil with the list
29:27Also known as the frontrunner of the competition
29:30Saltina is so desperate for another win
29:33She's battling the girl with the speech impediment
29:36And she's still gonna lose
29:38But it'll remind her of week one
29:41All right, hi ladies and gentlemen
29:43Whatever the fuck PM is
29:46How are we doing tonight?
29:48You know Van, it looks like somebody squished your face
29:53But it also sounds like somebody squished your face
29:57Saltina, you are the queen of social media
30:02And I want you to show us how to do one of those amazing transitions right now
30:05From the main stage, Bath to Ottawa
30:08What do Van's filler and Canadian geese have in common?
30:17They're both migrating as we speak
30:19Well, I went to Brooklyn's doctor, so...
30:26I know
30:26Van walks into a bar
30:32Is something I would say
30:35If Caramel didn't steal all her bookings
30:37Albert Einstein invented the theory of relativity
30:44My theory?
30:46Your parents were relatives
30:48I want to leave you all with some homework
30:53Do y'all know what a blobfish is?
30:56A blobfish
30:57If you don't know what it is
30:59Look it up when you get back home
31:01And let me know what you think
31:03Let me know what you think
31:05Um, hint
31:07It's hideous
31:08Thank you guys
31:11Well done
31:15The reading battle is on
31:17A real war of words
31:18Lots of casualties and collateral damage over here
31:22Van Goth, I can tell that you host
31:24I can tell that you are comfortable commanding a room
31:26Saltina
31:27You had some great zingers in there
31:29Canada goose migration
31:30I was like, wait
31:31They make more than just jackets?
31:33I was a little worried about you at first
31:35But you really found your rhythm at the end
31:37And you ended on the perfect note
31:39Which is that blobfish
31:40And also your PM joke
31:42Will live rent-free in my head forever
31:44I think this is a double act
31:46Something you two both should take on the road together
31:49Good and evil
31:50The winner of this reading battle is
31:53Saltina Shaker
31:56Yay!
32:01Condragulations, you live to slay another day
32:04Yay!
32:05That means I'm sorry, my dear
32:06But Van Goth, you lost your battle
32:08And you may be up for elimination
32:10It's time for our next battle
32:12Now, despite popular belief
32:19She did not shoot Selena
32:21It's Dulce!
32:24Oh my god, that's great
32:27And she's the Jean Chrétien of drag
32:30It's Velvet Jones!
32:33Let the reading begin!
32:36Well, hello, everyone
32:39My name is Dulce
32:40And I will be your main course for this evening
32:43To warm us up, you know
32:45The one that you kind of toss to the side
32:47Velma
32:48Hi everybody, NPM
32:50I'm Belma Jones
32:54I'm your Frenchie sweetheart
32:56And the good thing with this face-off
32:58Is I would not understand any of it
33:01Girl, neither will we, don't worry
33:04Oh, Dulce
33:06I like Dulce Deliche
33:08Mmm, mmm, mmm
33:10What's missing?
33:13Oh, taste
33:14Too bad I can't ask for you
33:19Velma is so white
33:21When feast
33:22Woo
33:22When feast
33:23Girl, I know about feast
33:25But when I first met Velma
33:27She thought I was housecleaning
33:29She did
33:30And when production first said hard ice
33:32She got so excited
33:33Because she thought I was finally getting deported
33:35Oh, my God
33:38Girl
33:39Yeah, well, Dulce really wants to be fully part of our drag family
33:44And judging by how she's dressing
33:47Hey, Grandma
33:49I'm surprised you know the word Grandma
33:53Because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
33:56Yeah
33:56Oh, yeah, sure
33:57But my grandma loved me
33:58She's the only one that does
34:01Fuck
34:02Dulce is so poor
34:04Well, yes, well, yes
34:10She keeps her drink tickets from drag bar gigs
34:14And uses them as coupons at grocery store
34:16I would have saved those drink tickets for your mom
34:21I know she could have used them
34:22But did you know that Velma also has a drag king personality?
34:26No, she does
34:27She does
34:27But honestly, if we were all such a half-assed drag queen like her
34:31We would also need another personality to make up for the lack of talent
34:34No, girls are reading
34:37Dulce is from the city of London
34:41And now I understand where she got her British smile
34:46Both of you really surprised me because you seemed a little timid yesterday
34:59Dulce loved your confidence
35:02I loved how you commanded the stage
35:04Velma, I loved how you were able to laugh at yourself
35:08And the fact that English is not your first language
35:10You surprised me
35:11Your timing
35:12Your delivery
35:13Really impeccable
35:15The winner of this reading battle is
35:18Velma Jones
35:21Congratulations
35:22You have won your reading battle
35:28Dulce, I'm sorry, my dear
35:31But you lost your battle and may be up for elimination
35:33It's time for our next battle
35:38She's not viral
35:45She's just diseased
35:47It's Sammy Landry
35:50And they're polyamorous
35:54But you could probably tell that just by looking at them
35:57It's PM
35:59Let the reading begin
36:03Pussy milk
36:06That is the name that PM chose for themselves
36:13It's a little hard to process
36:15It might be because I'm lactose intolerant
36:18Or because it's just a shit name
36:20Now I'm going to find some new names for you tonight
36:25Because your pussy milk is rotted
36:28My name is PM
36:32Just the letters P and M, you stupid bitch
36:35Sammy Landry, season six's comedy queen
36:40The only funny thing about you though
36:43Is that your dad and your mom know each other better as brother and sister
36:47Oh, damn
36:49PM
36:50Poorly made
36:53PM
36:56Problematic mug
36:59Your makeup is a little dry
37:04Kind of like your punchline
37:06Okay, you got me with that one
37:11Okay, Sammy, I have two words for you
37:15And I'm going to say them really slowly
37:17Because you're from Moncton
37:19And that means you're an idiot
37:22Pimple patches
37:24You're looking like a Jackson Pollock painting out a drag, sweetheart
37:28And we don't want to see it anymore
37:30Oh my
37:32PM
37:33Patchy mullet
37:37Oh my gosh
37:38Your drag belongs in the dark PM hours
37:42Because I don't want to see it
37:44We have an animal on stage
37:49And from your lip sync
37:50You literally look like a pony doing fucking dressage
37:53And your teeth
37:55Are you munching and crunching those carrots, sweetheart?
37:58I haven't mentioned the carrots because I can clearly see what the fuck is going on here
38:03Okay
38:04P.M. Poop muncher
38:11And I'm about to leave the stage because I don't want to take up any more of your time
38:17Like Sammy has in this competition
38:19Thank you very much
38:22Thank you so much
38:24You two went in really engaging with each other
38:29I'd love to see it
38:30Sammy, all of those PMs were great
38:32They were clever, they were inventive
38:33But most importantly, they were funny
38:35Both of you, well done
38:37Bravo
38:38Thank you
38:39Woo
38:40The winner of this reading battle is
38:43Sammy Landry
38:46Woo
38:46Hey
38:47Yeah
38:49That means, PM, I'm sorry, my dear
38:52You lost your battle and may be up for elimination
38:54It's time for our next battle
39:00If she was a coffee order, she'd be a flat white
39:07It's Hazel
39:11That was good
39:12That was good
39:13And she's not even the best drag queen in her family
39:17It's caramel
39:18Let the reading begin
39:23Hello everyone, my name is Hazel
39:26Her name is Disappointment
39:29Caramel, you made so many clock jokes in Snatch Game
39:33Now the only clock that's ticking is your name in this game
39:37That did not come out how it should
39:39Not at all
39:40Not one bit
39:41Well, you know, fuck my drag
39:42Okay, next
39:43Hazel threw her sister, PM, under the bus last week
39:47Oh my god
39:47She must go through a lot of razor shaving those two faces
39:50Something Maya Fox would know a lot about
39:54Oh
39:54Did y'all know that Caramel came in here named after the wrong chocolate bar?
40:01Bitch, your name should be crunchy
40:03It is Caramel with a K
40:06And this is Hazel without her K
40:09Ketamine
40:10Oh, shit
40:12Girl
40:12Oh, shit
40:14Girl, I know
40:17Girl, PM
40:17PM told you that one, bitch
40:19We see in your nostrils
40:21You know what's so endearing about Caramel?
40:26The fact that she thought she was going to be a bigger star than Dulce in the acting challenge
40:31No one's bigger than Dulce
40:33You have a weekly show called Haze
40:38Which makes a lot of sense
40:40Because you have the testosterone of an entire fraternity
40:43Ironic that Caramel played Flava Flav
40:48Because she's been giving tasteless performances week after week after week
40:54But I still send Star home with no makeup on
40:57Hazel
41:01Raft
41:02About being a star
41:03In her It Girl music video verse
41:05Girl, with that cheerleader entrance look
41:07You're not shining
41:08You're sheening
41:10Okay, gorgeous gowns
41:20Hazel, I relate to you
41:23Because you're a funny person
41:25When you're not reading a script
41:27All right
41:28When you put the cards down
41:29And you interacted with the audience
41:31And with us
41:32You invited us into your world
41:35And we felt like we were a part of the Hazel show
41:37Even when the jokes didn't land
41:39You didn't wither
41:40You know
41:41You stood tall and fabulous and strong
41:43So we love to see it
41:44And Caramel
41:45It's nice to see you pushing yourself outside of your shell
41:48You had some really great jokes in there
41:50And you finished on such a high note for me
41:52And it was a really good period on the sentence
41:54The winner of this reading battle is
41:57Caramel
42:00Hazel, my dear, I'm sorry, but you lost your battle
42:07And maybe a prelimination
42:09Darn
42:10It is time for our final battle
42:13St. Catharines has no nightlife
42:20Which explains her drag
42:22It's Ebony LaBelle
42:25And she puts the East in Beast
42:30It's Maya Fox
42:32Not that
42:33Let the reading begin
42:36I am so happy that I get to share the stage with you this week
42:40I mean, goddamn bitches
42:42Look how good she makes me love
42:44Ebony is such a likable and friendly queen
42:49Even her lace has been waving at me all season
42:51Hi, Maya
42:52Hi, Maya
42:54Miss Maya
42:55Did y'all know she is a lyricist and also a liar?
42:59Yeah
42:59Let me tell you, okay
43:02In her verse on episode one
43:03She says that she serves looks in her free time
43:06I guess she don't got a lot of free time, bitch
43:12Oh my gosh
43:16Oh my gosh
43:17Oh my gosh
43:18This bitch is always interrupting people
43:21So Ebony
43:21The next time you need to say something
43:23Please raise your hand
43:25And put it over your mouth
43:27I know I've been dogging on her ugly brother over there
43:32So let me give you some
43:32Let me give you some nice words, okay?
43:36Because I am kind
43:37It is so lovely to see you working on your makeup
43:39Brick by brick
43:41By motherfucking brick, bitch
43:43Bitch, you really are the queen of blending into the background
43:48Oh, girl
43:49Alyssa, I am so motherfucking happy that you are here this week
43:54I actually prepared a gift for you, okay?
43:57Miss Maya Fox is here to show you how to finally hook in a pillowcase, bitch
44:00Wait a minute, she don't got a chin either, she can't
44:04You're waiting for me, bitch or her?
44:07This bitch was so busted in the commercial
44:10It looks like her booking fee is $37.50
44:12Listen, we gotta work on that drag name
44:16She came up in here as Maya Fox
44:18But I think we could try Maya Horse
44:20Or, uh, Maya Taste is Awful
44:23Or, uh, Maya Time in this competition is up
44:26After this week's challenge
44:27Woo!
44:28Yay!
44:29Thank you
44:30I am Ebony LaBelle and that's a man, Maury
44:33Now this is how you close out a reading battle
44:39I think this is my favorite duo of the night
44:41Yes
44:41What an epic showdown
44:43Ebony, let's talk
44:44Gorgeous, confident, strong
44:47The comebacks were, like, impeccable
44:50I felt like I was watching you in Vegas
44:52Ah!
44:53You give me a character right out of Paris' barn
44:56Ah, Maya
44:58It was a very Canadian approach
45:00Yeah
45:00You had great material
45:02I love the raise your hand
45:04You had some, uh, cute little zingers
45:06The winner of this reading battle is
45:10Ebony LaBelle
45:13Woo!
45:14Thank you so much
45:17Maya Fox, I'm sorry, my dear
45:21But you lost your battle
45:22And may be up for elimination
45:24Congratulations to our battle winners this week
45:31You all burnt your opponents to a crisp
45:33But one of you really stirred the pot
45:36Ebony LaBelle
45:39Congratulations
45:41You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge
45:47Yes I am!
45:48You have won $5,000 cash
45:52Courtesy of Lucky Bastard Distilleries
45:55Bitch, I'm a Lucky Bastard tonight
45:57Yes, ma'am
45:58Ooh, that's like good money
45:59That leaves us with the losers of their battles
46:03Van Gogh
46:04Van Gogh
46:05Maya Fox
46:06You are both safe
46:09Thank you
46:11Which means Dulce, P.M. and Hazel
46:14I'm sorry, but you were the bottom three this week
46:16Ebony, as this week's winner
46:20You have earned the power of the golden beaver
46:23Granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens
46:26From lip syncing for their life
46:29You hold the fate of your sisters
46:31In your petite little hands
46:33As you untuck
46:35The bottom three may plead their case
46:37You may leave the stage
46:38Oh girl
46:42The reading battles have come to a close
46:45The reading battles were so much fun
46:48We really redeemed the reading challenges on Canada's Drag Race
46:51You're welcome season 5
46:53We can finally all stop hearing Ebony cry about being safe
46:56She's won a challenge
46:59Yeah
46:59Cheers
47:01Well deserved
47:02I motherfucking ate that
47:04Yes you did
47:05Yes you did
47:06Bitch, I won
47:08Bitch, I won
47:13Girl, y'all know I've been hungry for it
47:16I'm just like so proud of myself
47:18Oh, I know these holes are bad
47:20And Maya, I need to say
47:22I'm not mad at you
47:23We killed it up there
47:25We did great
47:26You were the one person that I did not want to go against
47:28And this is my redemption
47:30Bitch, you were so funny
47:35The comedy redemption finally happened
47:38Sorry for this
47:39Yes, them too
47:40Thank you
47:41I am funny
47:42Yes
47:43Yes you are
47:44My spot is secured
47:46I want to hear what the bottoms have to say
47:48I wanted to talk to my sister Dulce because I'm feeling a vibe over here
47:52It sucks, I feel like I haven't been like reaching the potential that I know I can
48:00I feel like my drag is like fucking sickening
48:03I'm happy you won
48:04I wish I won
48:05But it is what it is
48:07My track record is good
48:09I've been in the top
48:11I've never gotten the beaver
48:12I'm going to continue to fucking do better
48:15I don't want to throw you two under the bus either
48:17Because like I know you guys feel just as shit as I do
48:20You guys are more used to it
48:22But I'm not
48:23I was waiting for that
48:25I was waiting for it
48:26The way you're feeling right now
48:28Is the way that I was feeling
48:29A couple weeks ago
48:30It's like
48:31You're doing good
48:33You know you wanted that moment
48:34You wanted that win
48:35And you're having a little short spot
48:38Don't discredit yourself girl
48:40I deserve to stay here
48:42But I don't know how the girls are playing it
48:44If they're playing it by track record
48:46It should be me
48:47No questions asked
48:48No shade I want the beaver just as much as you do again
48:51You know like if I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season
48:54Then I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season
48:56I want to keep going and fucking showing everyone
48:59That I am a threat in this competition
49:00And not a fucking flat white
49:02No shade
49:03Bitch your face is a flat white
49:05Oh
49:06But there is flush on it
49:08Listen I want to move into your beaver lodge Ebeneez
49:13So fucking give me that beaver okay
49:15I am obviously a little upset that I'm here
49:18I'm somebody in Vancouver who doesn't really
49:21Do the back room shit
49:22So for me to sit down and put pen to paper
49:25And make people laugh today
49:27Is probably one of my proudest moments
49:30And I can't stop smiling
49:33Because I look fucking good
49:35I feel good
49:36And I did good today
49:38I obviously hope you use the beaver on me
49:41Because these two don't know how to use the beaver properly
49:44Bitch when I was 16 I had my time with the beaver
49:47Yeah sure you have Hazel
49:48Bitch we're friends to this day
49:50Hi Kiana
49:50If I were in the top I would have used it on PM
49:53I would use it on PM I thought you were absolutely phenomenal
49:57I would say Dulce for sure
49:59I think she's got the best track record
50:03Who's the fucking gag over there?
50:04No I said for sure
50:05Oh okay
50:06Well I mean for me I think like Hazel
50:09I think you already had the beaver
50:10Like this is how I would process it
50:12PM you got the beaver last week as well
50:14Dulce's never had the beaver
50:15You were in the top in the commercial challenge
50:18I don't know what Ebeneez is going to do here
50:20She's got some really strong options
50:21But she could also make a move in this competition
50:23She also has an alliance with everybody up in here
50:25So I don't know what this bitch is thinking
50:26There's a lot of things to take into consideration
50:28I can fully just base it off of today
50:30I can base it off a track record
50:32I can also base it off of what I think is going to come next
50:34What if the next challenge is a performance challenge?
50:37Who I think is going to really really eat it up next week
50:40I know that Ebeneez is playing this game strategically
50:43So I need to make sure that I give her an offer
50:46That she cannot deny
50:48So that I end up with the beaver in my hands
50:51Ebeneez can I say something though?
50:53Yes
50:53I feel like this week I rose
50:56And I feel like I'm headed upwards
50:58And if you were to ever find yourself down
51:01I would scratch your back for sure
51:04And I would scratch it so good
51:06I feel like I didn't flop this week
51:08And I really want to be here
51:09And I will get you back if you get me this week
51:13And you know what?
51:13Y'all say and I can say the exact same thing too
51:16Literally girl, re-fucking-tweet
51:17But you don't mean it
51:19What do you mean I don't mean it?
51:21Because you put me out there last week
51:23And I'm one of your best friends
51:24Bitch, I did not fucking put you out there last week
51:26You didn't choose me
51:27I was in the moment
51:28But anyone else
51:30You're in the moment
51:30You're in the moment
51:30You chose it
51:31And that's the thing
51:33So it is what it is
51:34You know what I think?
51:35I think let them huddle it out on the lip sync
51:38Let them down
51:38Save me
51:39Make it real simple
51:41They need stuff to work out
51:42Make them lip sync
51:43Down
51:44But I also want to see you turn the party, Dulce
51:47Pardon?
51:48You said you could turn the party
51:49And I want to see you go out there
51:51I want to see you go
51:51Like, girl, shut the fuck out
51:52Like, whether we lip sync or not
51:54Like, I'm fucking ready to oof, girl
51:55I love this untucked
51:57Ah!
51:58PM gave me a very good offer
52:01That if I scratch their back now
52:03They'll scratch my back later
52:05I do believe them
52:06I really do
52:07Bitch, now everybody making that plea
52:09So I guess I'm pretty good
52:11Whoever the hell I choose
52:12I don't know
52:13Girl, I just gotta make a damn decision
52:15Welcome back, queens
52:23Ebony LaBelle
52:25Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver
52:28Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
52:32Y'all did not make it easy this week
52:34Whoever I don't save
52:35Bitches
52:36Bite it out on the stage
52:38I have chose to save Dulce
52:42We'll all be damned
52:45Dulce, you are out of the woods this week
52:52You may join the others at the back
52:54Thank you
52:55Thank you
52:55I love you, Alyssa
52:56PM
53:00Hazel
53:02I'm sorry, but this means you are both up for elimination
53:05Two queens stand before us
53:09Prior to tonight
53:12You were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance
53:15Of Dumb Blonde
53:16By Avril Lavigne
53:17Featuring Nicki Minaj
53:19This is your last chance to impress us
53:21And save yourself from
53:23Elimination
53:24The time has come
53:28For you to lip-sync
53:30For
53:32Your
53:33Life
53:34Good luck
53:38And don't
53:39Fuck
53:40It
53:41Up
53:43I ain't no dumb blonde
53:47I ain't no stupid Barbie doll
53:49I got my game on
53:51Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
53:54Well there you go again
53:55Telling me where I belong
53:57You put me on the bench
54:00Don't think that I can play strong
54:02So quick to condescend
54:04Well you think I'm empty, I'm not
54:06You won't be so confident
54:08When I'm crushing you from the top
54:10I'm a babe, I'm a boss, and I'm making this my day
54:14Uh-huh
54:15I can flip like a switch and I cut like a blade
54:18Tryna get it out
54:19I can sting like a bee, but I'm sweeter than her day
54:22Uh-huh
54:24And I'm quick as a whip, so get out of my way
54:26Come and get it out
54:28I ain't no dumb blonde
54:31I ain't no stupid Barbie doll
54:33I got my game on
54:35Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
54:37I ain't no dumb blonde
54:39I am a freakin' cherry ball
54:42I need your icon
54:43Come watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
54:46Stand up everybody
54:48Yeah, yeah, say it loud
54:50We're bombshells raising hell now
54:53Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
54:55Stand up everybody
54:56Yeah, yeah, say it loud
54:59We're bombshells raising hell now
55:01Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
55:03Yo, I ain't playing, but I won the cup
55:05Came through heavy on it in a Bentley truck
55:07It was me, young Avril, security tough
55:10In the back just in case one of y'all run up
55:12One of y'all, um, um, all of y'all be stuck
55:14When you see a young queen in the flesh will suck
55:16All I hatin' you was doin', got the Barbie poppin'
55:18Now all of them wanna be a Barbie, I'm watchin'
55:21But you never gon' stop me, never gon' top me
55:23Millions on millions, they never gon' die me
55:25I am the prototype, the pink print
55:27No, I don't want no frauds, wink, wink
55:29I ain't no dubloss
55:32I ain't no stupid Barbie girl
55:34I got my game on
55:36Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
55:38I ain't no dubloss
55:40I am a freakin' cherry ball
55:43Yeah, I'll be your icon
55:44Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
55:47Get up everybody
55:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, say it loud
55:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, say it loud
55:52Shows raising hell now
55:54Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
55:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, say it loud
55:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
56:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
56:02It's going to be your icon
56:02Yeah, watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
56:10Alright, that was great
56:12Wow
56:13Queens, we have made our decision
56:19PM
56:26Shantae you stay
56:40Go with it. Let's go with it
56:43Hazel yes
56:45Behind those hazel eyes is a star on the rise
56:49Thank you so much for this opportunity. I feel so blessed to be here
56:56Well, we are so blessed to have you here. Thank you now sashay away
57:01This flat white will end sit now
57:10You can catch my one-person comedy show coming very soon
57:19I
57:22Feel very disappointed I
57:24Just feel like I didn't really get to show off who I am truly as a performer just besides that
57:32iconic lip-sync
57:38You bitch am I Fifi O'Hara in this moment. Oh
57:47My god
57:49The beautiful hazel you are absolutely beautiful like you said
57:56You should be so proud of yourself. This is just the beginning, and that's what it's about. I know
58:06Person come on
58:08Let me take her let me take her. Is the bus still running? Yeah
58:12Baby you go to the train station or something girl here
58:16Good-dragulations Queens you live to slay another day the world has never needed the magic of drag more so remember
58:26Stay true
58:28North strong and
58:30Yeah
58:32That's right now let the music play
58:33Let the music play
58:34You wear it well
58:35Step step stick paint it on
58:37You wear it well
58:38You wear it well
58:39Next time on canada's drag race you'll be the hostesses with the mostesses on our brand new drag talk show the shade
58:58I feel a little sad that neither of you really wanted me in your group
59:01This is definitely not the energy that I want to start with
59:04It's not just like having a drag mother drag daughter. It's about the connections you make along the way girl. This is boring
59:10I love this talk show by the way
59:12Wow
59:13You were made for TV. You're like Cindy Lou Who's
59:17bloody cougar stepmom Tanya Lou Who
59:20Oh
59:43Oh
59:45Oh
59:47Oh
59:49Oh
59:51Oh
59:53Oh
59:55Oh
59:57Oh
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