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00:00:00buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:15virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
00:00:21just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer did
00:00:29you hear okay don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's probably
00:00:38really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk right you're
00:00:46perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're coming I would
00:00:53have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my girl right right sorry
00:01:23oh my god Mikey don't laugh we're so mean don't help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:31I'm sorry no baby I'll see you look great my bad my bad my bad come here don't worry about that I do
00:01:46it all time let me remake your coffee right see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:03oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like she's such a slut as if someone as hot as
00:02:10him would want her yeah watch this oh Mikey where'd you find someone as cute as Sophie looks like she's
00:02:18not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee or having sex oh come on oh my god are we
00:02:30talking to the oldest virgin on campus oh you're a virgin oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage
00:02:45five cleaner right here Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what I literally
00:02:55don't even know you don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week
00:02:58gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the
00:03:02medication oh my god what it was just chlamydia oh fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:25I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend he doesn't like my boyfriend what does
00:03:36that mean shit my appointment I gotta go sorry all right we'll have your birth control ready for you
00:03:49after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you
00:03:55in a moment sweetie he a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any
00:04:07more humiliating good morning miss tisdale it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:20don't worry I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's yours right my first time miss tisdale
00:04:42is it yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times already
00:04:48grind me I mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers me so you are here looking for a
00:04:58prescription for birth control yes that asshole yes I cannot stress it enough that you still need
00:05:06to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right I mean I'm sure you
00:05:11don't want to get pregnant with that guy I will use a condom I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with
00:05:17them at all he's not good for you dr. Miller I'm not sure can you grab me a spectrum please
00:05:22yes dr. Miller I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do I'm ready
00:05:28I think I'm ready Mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's
00:05:34ever really liked me so you know what I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there
00:05:39uh let's get started with a breast exam breast exam breast exam if you're uncomfortable I can
00:05:49always get a different doctor no it's I like it it's fine
00:05:52uh it's probably easier if you lay back
00:05:59it's okay
00:06:03it's okay
00:06:08stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop
00:06:12my hands cold no they're perfect
00:06:14stop embarrassing yourself there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:21there are no abnormalities
00:06:25thank you Luke dr. Miller that wasn't so bad Sophie can you put your feet up and stir for me
00:06:35okay yes I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:46yeah so I need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:06:53I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:06:58all right I'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your cervix I need you to relax for me
00:07:13so do you like younger women
00:07:18I mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:24no my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually
00:07:30and so my great-grandfather's honor I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic
00:07:35last thing I'm gonna touch
00:07:42relax for me you're doing good
00:07:48his fingers literally inside of me
00:07:51just had an orgasm
00:08:01did he
00:08:03all right
00:08:05he's so noticed
00:08:08oh my god
00:08:09everything looks good
00:08:10no hard memoralities
00:08:12all right
00:08:13we'll be right back
00:08:15is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:24I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:30all right so here's your break
00:08:35should I bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:42she's my patient
00:08:46Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:08:57you are so graphic
00:08:59speaking of sperm
00:09:03I assume your appointment went okay
00:09:05you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:07Luke
00:09:09are you serious
00:09:11you're gonna finger by the hot dog to
00:09:13you'll buy coffee from you
00:09:15the Luke
00:09:16Sophie you're a freak
00:09:18so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:22shut up everybody
00:09:24shit
00:09:25he's so sexy
00:09:26maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:29don't worry
00:09:30okay
00:09:32tonight's gonna be amazing
00:09:33okay Soph
00:09:34come on
00:09:36let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:38Mike
00:09:39I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:44why do I even care
00:09:49yo
00:09:54ready to fork over a grant tonight
00:09:56is that
00:09:57Sophie's boyfriend
00:09:59you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:10:04you're dating a nun
00:10:06she's never gonna let you smash I'm calling it
00:10:09dude
00:10:09she's low-key a slut
00:10:12I just can't prove it
00:10:14you will soon
00:10:15you're gonna film her
00:10:18dude
00:10:19you're sick
00:10:24what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:26a little bit of this
00:10:28and she's gonna go feral
00:10:31yo that 1500 is mine
00:10:36just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:37don't get involved Luke
00:10:42you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:44hey
00:10:47you need to pay
00:10:48you need to pay
00:10:48fuck my eyes
00:10:53what the fuck
00:10:54where's your fucking friend live
00:10:56before I call the cops
00:10:57Kaylee Avenue
00:11:01apartment 2
00:11:01I need to get to Sophie
00:11:03the lady
00:11:10nurse
00:11:28why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:35you're nervous
00:11:40I'm a little nervous
00:11:43hey
00:11:43don't be
00:11:44you know my cherries I popped
00:11:47wait
00:11:52what
00:11:53I'm sorry
00:11:55I forgot to start my birth control
00:11:56we're gonna have to wait
00:11:57I'm sorry Mike
00:11:58I can't do this
00:12:00are you kidding me
00:12:03I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:06Mike
00:12:07why would you say something like that
00:12:09I'm going home
00:12:10there it is
00:12:17the hell you are
00:12:21not until
00:12:23I get something
00:12:25no
00:12:25stop
00:12:30stop
00:12:31hey
00:12:33who the fuck invited you
00:12:40Dr. Miller
00:12:45hey Sophie
00:12:47hey
00:12:47hey
00:12:48hey
00:12:49hey Sophie
00:12:51hey
00:12:52hey
00:12:54hey can you hear me
00:12:55did you take something
00:12:56what's up grandpa
00:12:58who the fuck invited
00:12:59listen up dumbass
00:13:03making her like you
00:13:04is the last good thing
00:13:05that will ever happen to you
00:13:06I go to an ivy league asshole
00:13:08if you want her you can have her
00:13:09I got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:13:11what's so funny
00:13:13you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
00:13:15since who
00:13:16you ever study in Miller Hall
00:13:17yeah
00:13:18I'm Dr. Luke Miller
00:13:21my family is the biggest donor to the university
00:13:23since
00:13:24ever
00:13:25that means I got the dean on speed dial
00:13:27yeah
00:13:29you just pissed your future away brother
00:13:31wait
00:13:32wait
00:13:33wait
00:13:33wait
00:13:34wait
00:13:34wait
00:13:34wait
00:13:34wait
00:13:34no no
00:13:35and you can let your buddy Jake know too
00:13:37no no no
00:13:38please can we talk about this
00:13:40it was just a joke
00:13:40oh you want to talk
00:13:41hey
00:13:46hey come on
00:13:48she's either really wasted or drugged
00:14:06either way it's not good
00:14:07you stole me from my date
00:14:16who gives you the right you asshole
00:14:19I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:25stop talking to me like you're my dad
00:14:28I don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:30how much did you have to drink
00:14:39I can drink however much I want
00:14:42and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:44just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:47doesn't mean you can tell me what to do Dr. Miller
00:14:48don't call me Dr. Miller
00:14:49tell me this
00:14:50why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:53if you're not even going to let me use it
00:14:54I was at the bar
00:14:59all right
00:15:00and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:15:03that he could take your virginity
00:15:06and record it
00:15:08wow
00:15:12I'm an idiot
00:15:16no you're not an idiot
00:15:18first
00:15:21I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:15:25to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam
00:15:27and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough
00:15:31I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole
00:15:34I waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:15:38sorry Soph
00:15:41so if you want my virginity week
00:15:49you can have it
00:15:58someone clearly wants me
00:16:07are you
00:16:08hard right now
00:16:11that's so wrong
00:16:17you're drunk
00:16:18I'm taking you home
00:16:20what are you doing
00:16:23you're drunk
00:16:23I'm taking you home
00:16:24what
00:16:25no
00:16:25I can't go home
00:16:26my roommate's there
00:16:27I told her I was going to be at Mike's
00:16:29she's probably having sex
00:16:30because she's fuckable
00:16:31unlike me
00:16:32we're here
00:16:39here
00:16:40where is here
00:16:41here for the night
00:16:45wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone
00:16:47if you're comfortable
00:16:49I want to
00:16:50I mean
00:16:52I'm cool
00:16:53I'm cool with that
00:16:54but
00:16:55is your girlfriend going to be cool with that
00:16:57smooth Sophie
00:16:59who says I have a girlfriend
00:17:02you're in Dr. Miller's room
00:17:27the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:31how do you afford to live here alone
00:17:43it's huge
00:17:45not like tight spaces
00:17:47not all tight spaces
00:17:50is he a tease
00:17:52or do I just need to bleach my mind
00:17:54come on
00:17:56let's get you cleaned up
00:17:56you'll feel better afterwards
00:17:57thanks for taking care of me doc
00:18:00sorry
00:18:04I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:06I'm happy
00:18:09I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:11I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:12I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:13I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:14I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:16I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:18I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:20I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:23I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:25I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:27I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:29I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:31I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:33I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:35I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:37you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:46i just don't want to be disrespectful you know i don't want you thinking i learn my patients
00:18:55all the time wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their
00:19:02evil boyfriend and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home dr miller no mrs do
00:19:08then why me i'm nothing special you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:16you're kind to people
00:19:19and you're beautiful
00:19:32who is that
00:19:35ah this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right come on
00:19:44luke are you home
00:19:49lukey come out come out stop playing i stole one of your pagers
00:20:00i know you're not on call
00:20:02don't say a word
00:20:08there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me his ex or anyone else
00:20:13are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:19she's a dean's daughter we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them
00:20:26kicked out of school
00:20:26then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:28what are you doing you didn't answer my calls
00:20:36i'm sleeping
00:20:37why don't i join you
00:20:40i can think of a million things i'd rather do
00:20:47like what baby like the thing that i do with the ice cubes
00:20:52ice cubes what ice cubes like call the cops do you not remember i have restraining order against you your father begged me to not go through with it
00:21:00come on lukey you know you love screwing me
00:21:10i have someone new in my life
00:21:13someone new who the fuck is she i'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:19and if you're still here i'm gonna call the cops then i'm gonna call the dean and i'm gonna let them know that a psychotic daughter stole my pager
00:21:27do you know how dangerous that is no you can't one
00:21:33two fine fine i'm leaving
00:21:37your loss
00:21:47oh my god luke
00:21:51holy shit
00:22:05you smell like booze
00:22:07i sobered up i swear
00:22:09what's with the ice cubes
00:22:12i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:22you won't move on from me lucas
00:22:27you'll come back to me after i take care of that little distraction
00:22:42my virginity
00:22:49yep still intact
00:22:53fuck my life
00:22:55language miss cizdo
00:22:57jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:01i'm here to tend to your massive hangover whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:07what would you have me do
00:23:08don't say it don't say it
00:23:10you could join me
00:23:12so for you 21 years old
00:23:25luke that is three years past legal there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to
00:23:30fuck me so what's your problem
00:23:40I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:53But?
00:23:54But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:23:57You're my patient for one.
00:23:59In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:01I'm graduating this year.
00:24:04Second, your version.
00:24:10Ouch.
00:24:12I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:22You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:26But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:31I don't make love.
00:24:33I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:37I'm not that guy.
00:24:40Maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:45I'm a big girl.
00:24:46I can handle myself.
00:24:48Unless you're just not interested.
00:24:52I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:24:58Someone's jealous.
00:25:01Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:09Because it's cheap.
00:25:11You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into here perfectly.
00:25:23You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into here perfectly.
00:25:33You don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into here perfectly.
00:25:37What's that?
00:25:49That's your doctor.
00:25:50I know you haven't started your brush control.
00:25:53Sorry, son.
00:25:58Are you kidding me?
00:26:03Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:26:09You're killing me.
00:26:11So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick and you're still...
00:26:16A virgin?
00:26:17Yeah.
00:26:18I threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this.
00:26:23Can you wait?
00:26:27Oh my God.
00:26:28Sophie, no 36 year old man, I looked at his age, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:26:36He respects you, dummy.
00:26:38Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:40I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:26:44All the things I'm not.
00:26:45You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:49A Cadillac pussy.
00:26:50And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:26:53Watch.
00:26:54Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:26:58No.
00:26:59Can you just order?
00:27:14I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:17But a janitor.
00:27:19Makes a lot more sense.
00:27:22Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:27What do you want?
00:27:29I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:34I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:39Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:41He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:43Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:50Can you believe it?
00:27:52Sophie's evil.
00:27:54First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:27:57A slut.
00:27:58Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:00Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:11Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:12Of course he was never yours.
00:28:17Sophie, you can have him.
00:28:19You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:21I didn't do this, I swear.
00:28:23I would never.
00:28:24What's going on?
00:28:25Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:27No, I didn't.
00:28:28I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:30Hey, that's the Dean's daughter.
00:28:33Sophie?
00:28:35I'm calling the police.
00:28:36No, I would never do this.
00:28:37Please.
00:28:38She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:40We need a medic too.
00:28:42I'm a doctor.
00:28:49I'm a doctor.
00:28:50No, no, no, no.
00:29:08I'm fine.
00:29:09I'll just be going.
00:29:12I'm fine.
00:29:14I'll just be going.
00:29:18We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:21Never seen him look so angry.
00:29:23Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:29Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:32It was for a friend.
00:29:34You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:37Let me go.
00:29:38I don't want to press charges.
00:29:41Just a moment.
00:29:42Oh, my God.
00:29:54You're crazy.
00:29:55You're actually crazy.
00:29:57Luke, please.
00:29:58I can explain.
00:30:00She's not right for you.
00:30:02Breaking into my house, stealing my pager.
00:30:05That's normal for you, Gina.
00:30:06I get it.
00:30:08But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:10Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:19She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:21I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:24Stop.
00:30:24Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:27You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:29She's nothing.
00:30:31A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:34You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:37Officer, take her away.
00:30:39Let's go.
00:30:44You bitch!
00:30:45You don't deserve him!
00:30:47Let's go!
00:30:49I knew she was psycho.
00:30:51You couldn't even hurt Flay, even if someone paid you to.
00:30:55Thanks, Ev.
00:30:56Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:30:57I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:00Take the day.
00:31:01If someone's waiting for their new test drive, Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:22You came just to save me?
00:31:25Of course I did.
00:31:26I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you,
00:31:37so I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:43I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:45Sophie, I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:48Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:51I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:53I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:31:56I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:00What do you mean?
00:32:01I mean, you reject all of my advances,
00:32:05and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:09What do you see in me?
00:32:11Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:15Entertainment?
00:32:16Sophie, if you were just entertaining me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:20You're just young.
00:32:27I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:30Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN
00:32:33doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:42What do you want?
00:32:47You.
00:32:47Take me seriously.
00:32:53Get in the car.
00:32:55What?
00:32:56To where?
00:32:58Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:01What?
00:33:01Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:03I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:32We're doing both.
00:33:34My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home.
00:33:39Your vacation home?
00:33:40As in you have multiple?
00:33:43Wow.
00:33:45Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:47And you have a butler at your vacation mansion.
00:33:56Luke, you're not just rich.
00:33:57You're like old money.
00:33:59What the hell?
00:34:01Look, I didn't say it because I don't see stress out.
00:34:03The truth is, yes.
00:34:05Because my family's rich.
00:34:07But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:09We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:11And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:27Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:32Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:35I'm not.
00:34:40Hang on.
00:34:41What even am I to Luke?
00:34:49Mother.
00:34:51This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:34:55Girlfriend?
00:34:56No way.
00:34:58Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:34:59Manners.
00:35:00Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:02Miss Miller.
00:35:05Girlfriend?
00:35:08What happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:10Gina?
00:35:12The Dean's daughter?
00:35:13The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:17Ouch.
00:35:19Mother, again, as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:23And my date to the gala.
00:35:24If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again,
00:35:27I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:29Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:32Oh, you ungrateful child.
00:35:39If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:41Oh, before we go, which room do you keep to Vinci's Dior and Versace?
00:35:45She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:48Fourth floor, third door on your floor.
00:35:50Thank you, Mother.
00:35:54Good to see you.
00:36:00That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:11Your brother has lost it.
00:36:13Get down here and handle this new, trashy arm candy.
00:36:16Is your mom always so...
00:36:27Narcissistic, psychopath?
00:36:30Yeah.
00:36:32That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:35But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so I come back every year.
00:36:40You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:42That's sweet.
00:36:43I do.
00:36:45Plus, the other perk is I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:49What does that mean?
00:37:00Luke, you did not.
00:37:01Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:09I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:10That's done.
00:37:11I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:14You said you want all of them.
00:37:16They're yours.
00:37:2380s.
00:37:24I can't accept this.
00:37:25This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:28Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:31Why do you like me?
00:37:34I'm just a college student, and you're you.
00:37:39Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:41You're cultured.
00:37:42Your parents host charity events.
00:37:44You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:46I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with, like, a hundred other students.
00:37:51It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:01Of course, it's too late.
00:38:09Now, we're already falling for you.
00:38:13Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:38:19Because I want it to be right.
00:38:21I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you.
00:38:28But take it slow.
00:38:33Even though...
00:38:35There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:40Really?
00:38:41Really?
00:38:48Really?
00:38:48Come back here.
00:39:12I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:14Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:20You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:31Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:34Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:41You know, I'm going to give you a bag for this.
00:39:44Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:01That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:04He dumped my best friend?
00:40:07The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm, not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:17Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:21Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:24I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake.
00:40:29Mm-hmm.
00:40:30That's my girl.
00:40:35Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:37I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:40Holy shit.
00:40:55It's not about being pretty.
00:41:05I just...
00:41:05I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:10I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:12Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:17You're so refreshing.
00:41:22You ready?
00:41:41Wow.
00:41:42She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44You never said your brother's chip was so pretty.
00:41:47Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:48Oh, shut up.
00:41:49There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance fell on the train.
00:41:52If my brother raises nobody, it's that of Gina.
00:42:02I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity Event.
00:42:05This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:09Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:14Cheers.
00:42:17Girlfriend, not for long.
00:42:22Good evening, everyone.
00:42:37Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:43Our first item.
00:42:48An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:42:56Starting big.
00:42:595,000.
00:43:015,000.
00:43:01Now, six.
00:43:02It's right in a six.
00:43:03Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:05That's really good.
00:43:06Can I get...
00:43:08You need to come quick.
00:43:09My wife's having a allergic reaction.
00:43:11Are you going to be okay?
00:43:12No.
00:43:13Let's go.
00:43:19What is it?
00:43:22My throat.
00:43:24Oh, you're not?
00:43:26Breathe.
00:43:33Sold!
00:43:34Number 12.
00:43:35$7,000.
00:43:36All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:38Give him a round of applause.
00:43:39Congratulations.
00:43:40Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:41Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:44Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:52Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:43:57What a hussy.
00:43:59Auctioning a blowjob?
00:44:02I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:05I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:07I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:11Poor Lukey.
00:44:13She hasn't fooled.
00:44:15Trailer trash skank.
00:44:17Who let her kind in here?
00:44:19I wouldn't do that.
00:44:20I would never.
00:44:21I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:25Really, Sophie?
00:44:26No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:28All right.
00:44:30Five hundred?
00:44:32All right.
00:44:33Five hundred for the poor girl.
00:44:34She's not still in loans.
00:44:38Whatever that means.
00:44:39Where's Luke?
00:44:44Are you?
00:44:48I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:50No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:52What do you mean?
00:44:53I recognize you.
00:44:54You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:55What the hell is going on here?
00:44:57Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:44:59Patrick, get out of my way.
00:45:01Why lower your standards?
00:45:02We're millionaires.
00:45:03She may be a good fuck,
00:45:04but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:12You can talk about my girlfriend
00:45:13when you can live a day
00:45:14without your daddy's money.
00:45:16Motherfucker.
00:45:18$450.
00:45:21$400?
00:45:24Oh, all right.
00:45:26I mean, look.
00:45:27I know Sophie is just being modest.
00:45:30Poor girl doesn't have many skills
00:45:31outside the bedroom.
00:45:33Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:36Maybe we could have some late night
00:45:38study sessions, huh?
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:42Sold for $400.
00:45:45Wow, Sophie.
00:45:46Looks like people really aren't
00:45:48in the market for used goods.
00:45:49Use goods.
00:46:00That's right, Serena.
00:46:01After you being the person
00:46:02that's had five abortions
00:46:03in the last year.
00:46:04Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:46:08What was that you're saying
00:46:09about class,
00:46:11Letitia, darling?
00:46:12You idiot!
00:46:19Get off the stage!
00:46:20We're leaving!
00:46:21Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:23You're humiliating me
00:46:24in front of my friends,
00:46:25you hussy!
00:46:27No need, my dear.
00:46:29Our circle of elite friends
00:46:30can no longer be seen
00:46:31with the likes of you
00:46:32after all of this.
00:46:36But, but...
00:46:38No!
00:46:39No!
00:46:40Young man!
00:46:42That information you gave
00:46:44is illegal!
00:46:45You're a doctor!
00:46:47Greg, I was waiting
00:46:48to get to you.
00:46:49You want to bid
00:46:49on my girlfriend?
00:46:51Aren't you a little occupied
00:46:52with your secret girlfriend,
00:46:53Stephanie?
00:46:53How's she recovering
00:46:54from her boob job?
00:46:55No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:00No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:02Stephanie?
00:47:03Don't let me know!
00:47:12I'm going to sue you
00:47:13for everything you've got!
00:47:15You can't.
00:47:16You see, yes,
00:47:17my family might own
00:47:18the clinic that you all go to,
00:47:20but I practice under the university,
00:47:22so you can't touch me.
00:47:23So, unless you all want me
00:47:24to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:26I suggest you cut
00:47:27very generous checks
00:47:28to the charity
00:47:28and then get the fuck
00:47:29out of my house.
00:47:30Let's go.
00:47:34Get to writing.
00:47:36Let's go.
00:47:36Everybody out.
00:47:44Look at these assholes go.
00:47:46You didn't have to ruin
00:47:47your charity event for me.
00:47:49I would have been okay.
00:47:50I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:52No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:54Plus, I think we made more
00:47:54in donations tonight
00:47:55than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:58Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:00What are you looking for?
00:48:18I paid for all the booze,
00:48:19so I figure how the night went,
00:48:23I might as well be
00:48:23your personal bartender.
00:48:27Right.
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:29Make me an appletini.
00:48:34What?
00:48:35Seriously?
00:48:38All right, so vodka, lemon,
00:48:41and apple liqueur.
00:48:42Can we just do something easier?
00:48:44You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:50Move.
00:48:50Can you open that?
00:49:01All right.
00:49:02Let's just make it simple.
00:49:05Body shots.
00:49:08I've never done that before.
00:49:11Seriously?
00:49:12What do you mean?
00:49:13You're like so old.
00:49:13I was trying to get him to school.
00:49:16I didn't have time to
00:49:16do body shots
00:49:18off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:20He just said you're hot.
00:49:21Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:23Okay, well,
00:49:24I'll teach you.
00:49:24Holy shit.
00:49:36Holy shit.
00:49:36All right.
00:49:58I got the hang of that.
00:49:58Now it's your turn,
00:50:01Ms. Tisdale.
00:50:01Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:02Go for it.
00:50:03New rule.
00:50:04You can't choose
00:50:05the same place twice.
00:50:06Is that so?
00:50:09Then
00:50:09where are you going to lick me?
00:50:11Shame, shame.
00:50:22You're trying to play
00:50:23with my emotion.
00:50:25Play, blame.
00:50:26Only you feel like a devotion.
00:50:29I do everything.
00:50:30You can pull this shit.
00:50:32Think you could get away with it.
00:50:34Be careful what you get.
00:50:35Cause you don't know
00:50:36what you might get.
00:50:41I'm sorry.
00:50:48Was that?
00:50:49You drove me fucking wild.
00:50:52Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:01God, I'm an idiot.
00:51:04Wait, what?
00:51:05Sophie, I went too far.
00:51:06I'm sorry.
00:51:08Fuck.
00:51:09Luke, no, no, no.
00:51:10I'm telling you
00:51:11that I'm ready.
00:51:12I want to do this with you.
00:51:14Lose my virginity.
00:51:16Sophie.
00:51:18Don't Sophie me.
00:51:19That's so patronizing.
00:51:23Okay, I'm trying.
00:51:24But I'm going to be
00:51:26the person responsible
00:51:27if you get hurt.
00:51:28I don't want to be
00:51:29the guy that, you know,
00:51:30It's this that hurts me.
00:51:34What you're doing right now
00:51:35rejecting me?
00:51:36What would be so terrible
00:51:38about us being together?
00:51:39Be neither.
00:51:40Sophie, did you see
00:51:42what happened here today?
00:51:44I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:46My ex-girlfriend
00:51:47is batshit crazy.
00:51:49I mean, of course
00:51:51I want to be with you.
00:51:52But am I right for you?
00:51:55And you really want to
00:51:55take on this baggage?
00:51:57I might be a virgin,
00:51:58but this whole
00:51:59it's not you,
00:52:00it's me thing
00:52:00is really freshman year.
00:52:06Sophie, where you going?
00:52:07I'm calling a cab
00:52:09and going back to campus.
00:52:10I can't deal with your
00:52:11hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:13You think you're doing me
00:52:14this favor, but really
00:52:15you're just reminding me
00:52:16of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:19Don't follow me.
00:52:25Damn it.
00:52:26I guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:35to be on birth control
00:52:37and not even get laid.
00:52:38What's the point
00:52:52in talking to me now?
00:52:52You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:57Is that your boyfriend
00:52:58you're ignoring?
00:53:00Nope.
00:53:01Boyfriends have sex
00:53:02with their girlfriends.
00:53:04So I've got the hottest girl
00:53:05in the bar.
00:53:08Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:27Wow.
00:53:28I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:30Maybe that's the problem.
00:53:32I was beginning to think
00:53:32nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:35Pause.
00:53:36What did you just say?
00:53:43I'm a virgin?
00:53:46She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:48Aw, cute.
00:53:50Excuse me?
00:53:51Too much work.
00:53:53You're probably super clingy, too.
00:53:54You should just go back
00:53:55to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:58Sweetie?
00:53:59I'm a senior.
00:54:00That's even sadder.
00:54:04You were just into me.
00:54:05Why are you treating me
00:54:06like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:08You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:10But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:12You know?
00:54:13You're going to get feels
00:54:14and it's going to get messy.
00:54:16And...
00:54:17bleh.
00:54:18Sorry.
00:54:19What?
00:54:21I'm bleh.
00:54:29I'm in this
00:54:30$80,000 dress
00:54:32and I can't even get
00:54:33a stupid, horny,
00:54:34prat guy
00:54:35to get with me.
00:54:37He would probably fuck anything
00:54:39except for me, apparently.
00:54:40Oh, and Luke.
00:54:44Of course, Luke,
00:54:45on the other hand,
00:54:46he's had his hands
00:54:47literally inside of me
00:54:48and I guess he was just
00:54:49so repulsed that
00:54:50he didn't need to see more.
00:54:54You know what?
00:55:01Sophie, where the hell
00:55:02you been?
00:55:03I'm at the hospital
00:55:03right now, bro.
00:55:04Oh, look at me.
00:55:05I'm a fancy
00:55:06Ivy League doctor
00:55:07and I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:09and I just love
00:55:10to lead girls on
00:55:11with the orgasm
00:55:12pap smear two for one.
00:55:15Say something, asshole.
00:55:18Can I come get you
00:55:19right now, please?
00:55:20So you can what?
00:55:21Not have sex?
00:55:22Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:23I think I'll stay right here
00:55:24where the guys at least have,
00:55:26I don't know,
00:55:26the decency
00:55:27to not lead me on.
00:55:28Guys, what guys?
00:55:30Did someone do something to you?
00:55:31Of course not.
00:55:32They said I was too messy.
00:55:35Too messy
00:55:36and too much
00:55:37and I guess that means
00:55:38you get a second chance.
00:55:40Sophie, you either fuck me
00:55:42or you lose me.
00:55:45I think I'm going to pass out.
00:55:47I'm coming to get you.
00:55:48Keep the phone on you,
00:55:49all right?
00:55:49Okay.
00:56:01Sophie, Sophie.
00:56:02Hey, wake up.
00:56:03I got you.
00:56:09Come on.
00:56:12I got you.
00:56:12Is she?
00:56:30She's fine.
00:56:31She's bottled water in two of these in the morning.
00:56:34I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is going to hit her hard.
00:56:40Sophie, you're going to be the death of me.
00:56:42I don't know what she's doing.
00:57:01Rise and shine, party animal.
00:57:05You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:09You feel like shit.
00:57:11You look like shit, but like a million bucks
00:57:15So is this a gift from Luke?
00:57:17Everly, the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name
00:57:24He led me on and then left me for Ted
00:57:27But Luke brought you back to the show
00:57:29Ev, I don't want to hear it
00:57:32I'm done having my time wasted
00:57:35I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:37So I've decided
00:57:41I'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:43Huh?
00:57:44Well virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:46People, guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:50Unless I stop acting like one and looking like one
00:57:56I need you to help me look slutty
00:58:04No way, I'm not gonna do that
00:58:06You're not gonna help me look sexy, why not?
00:58:08Soph, you are sexy
00:58:10I'm not slutty sexy
00:58:12Guys, don't go for that
00:58:14I look like a nun librarian
00:58:16I'm giving off
00:58:17Don't fuck
00:58:18Snooze fest
00:58:19Boring
00:58:21Soph, as your best friend I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy
00:58:25The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:33Burn me up
00:58:34сид
00:58:37No?
00:58:38No?
00:58:39No?
00:58:40It's just okay
00:58:41Okay, we're creepy
00:58:42I know
00:58:43I'm leaving
00:58:44You'll be so fast
00:58:45I'm leaving
00:58:46Who's the baby
00:58:47No?
00:58:48No?
00:58:49No?
00:58:50Oh no, I'm feeling
00:58:51I can't do it
00:58:52I'm feeling
00:58:53No?
00:58:54No?
00:58:55No?
00:58:56I just do it, do it, do it
00:58:58Having my way when I do it
00:59:00I just do it, do it, do it
00:59:01Having my way when I do it
00:59:03If you can do it, let me know
00:59:04If you can do it, let me know
00:59:07If you can do it, let me know
00:59:09I'm afraid of
00:59:10Far from basic
00:59:11Next up my aces
00:59:12Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:14There's no way
00:59:15That goes off
00:59:17Yeah
00:59:17It is
00:59:18That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:21Dude, the makeover's actually working
00:59:23Everyone's looking at you
00:59:24Good, I hope the news gets back to Luke
00:59:26I mean, war
00:59:27Oh, there he is
00:59:35Are you going to say something?
00:59:39Holy shit, Sophie
00:59:41No, I'm just going to make you regret everything
00:59:44Thanks, babe
00:59:51It's all beautiful
00:59:53And what can I get for you, handsome?
01:00:04A latte would be nice
01:00:05But, uh, I like what you're giving me right now
01:00:07I take all kinds of tips
01:00:09What the hell's going on here?
01:00:11Stop interrupting, Grandpa
01:00:12The fuck did you just say?
01:00:14One latte
01:00:15Coming right up
01:00:16And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:20Sophie, what is this?
01:00:22You're dressed different
01:00:22You're acting different
01:00:23I don't get it
01:00:24Whoops
01:00:26Let me get that for you
01:00:27Did you want a coffee?
01:00:35The ab shining is on the house
01:00:37Sophie, I don't...
01:00:39Is this like a punishment?
01:00:40I mean, if it is, I get it
01:00:41But tell yourself about other guys
01:00:42It's not you
01:00:43That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller
01:00:45I gave you a chance
01:00:47And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:00:50And isn't going to embarrass me in the process
01:00:51Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight
01:00:55They don't land fair
01:00:56You should come
01:00:57She's got plans
01:00:59Actually, I don't
01:01:01My first frat party invite?
01:01:04Wow, this whole hot girl act is actually working
01:01:07You should bring your home, girl
01:01:09God's going to love you
01:01:10I will, see you tonight
01:01:12You're not going to bed
01:01:15Newsflash
01:01:16You're not my boyfriend
01:01:17You could have been
01:01:18But you didn't want the baggage
01:01:19That's not true
01:01:20Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:22My very sexy, very booby outfit
01:01:25Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away
01:01:30Just because of me, alright?
01:01:31If I'm going to do this fucking frat party
01:01:3336 years old, I will
01:01:34What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:40Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:43Yeah, I think I still have the ear somewhere
01:01:45Ew, that doesn't even sound right
01:01:46I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's
01:01:52Everly, not funny
01:01:55Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at the stupid hospital
01:01:58And he gets a text from you in this
01:02:00If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will
01:02:03How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy
01:02:06That I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:02:08Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:14We have push-up bra?
01:02:15Pink
01:02:16Red
01:02:17Get in
01:02:31Get Sophie safe, get out
01:02:32Sophie, you're the only person I'm doing this for
01:02:35Sick costume, bro
01:02:38Right
01:02:41God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man
01:02:47Sorry
01:02:48Rules
01:02:50Idiot
01:02:59I have to get to her
01:03:04Where is she?
01:03:05Stop being shy, you look hot
01:03:10See?
01:03:15Wait, hand me your phone
01:03:16Why?
01:03:21Because I'm taking a 0.5 and sending it to Luke
01:03:28No
01:03:30Yes
01:03:31I got a hat
01:03:38I have to get to her
01:03:39Where is she?
01:03:40Popping bottles with the models
01:03:41Get like me
01:03:42My wrist on foes
01:03:44Never missing any meals
01:03:45I feel like LeBron
01:03:46Cause I get the ring
01:03:47If you're bad
01:03:48And you know what
01:03:49You're my twinny twin
01:03:49I need to be so drunk
01:03:51To predict what you just did
01:03:52He opened it immediately
01:03:54He's so ripped
01:03:56Welcome to the party
01:03:57I need to be so drunk
01:04:03To predict what you just did
01:04:03He opened it immediately
01:04:05He's so ripped
01:04:06Welcome to the party
01:04:09Do what happens
01:04:13Ow!
01:04:16Hell yeah!
01:04:19What?
01:04:19Looks a little something like this
01:04:21Looks a little bit like I can't miss
01:04:23This is what you're talking about
01:04:24It's just not the same when it's not him
01:04:33Sophie!
01:04:34Sophie!
01:04:35Sophie!
01:04:36Sophie!
01:04:37Sophie!
01:04:38Sophie!
01:04:39Sophie!
01:04:40Sophie!
01:04:41Sophie!
01:04:42Sophie!
01:04:43Woo!
01:04:44Woo!
01:04:45Yeah!
01:04:46Woo!
01:04:47Woo!
01:04:48Woo!
01:04:49Yo!
01:04:50This girl's crazy!
01:04:51Woo!
01:04:52Woo!
01:04:53Woo!
01:04:54Woo!
01:04:55Woo!
01:04:56Yo!
01:04:57This girl's crazy!
01:04:58Woo!
01:04:59Woo!
01:05:00Woo!
01:05:01Yeah!
01:05:02Just give me a second, guys
01:05:03Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:14You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:16Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all, Luke
01:05:18That's a lie
01:05:19Wanna talk?
01:05:20Come on, Sophie!
01:05:21Let's play spin the bottle!
01:05:22Come on, Sophie!
01:05:23Let's play spin the bottle!
01:05:24Come on, Sophie!
01:05:25Let's play spin the bottle!
01:05:26I'm coming.
01:05:27My friend here's just leaving
01:05:28Actually, I'll join
01:05:30What?
01:05:31No
01:05:32Don't let me go here!
01:05:33Who's going first?
01:05:34I'll spin
01:05:35Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:36I hope it lands on me
01:05:37He seems experienced
01:05:38Fuck
01:05:39Sophie and Luke to the closet
01:05:41What was the rule?
01:05:42As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out
01:05:43As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out
01:05:44Who's going first?
01:05:45Who's going first?
01:05:46I'll spin
01:05:47Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:48I hope it lands on me
01:05:49He seems experienced
01:05:50Fuck
01:06:02Sophie and Luke to the closet
01:06:07What was the rule?
01:06:08As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out
01:06:11Can we talk like adults?
01:06:26Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:32You know, you dress like this makes me want to fuck you right here
01:06:41How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:11Okay, I'm OrBE
01:07:14and now you can hear commands
01:07:15where you wanna cry
01:07:18that doesn't make me want to do
01:07:19Every time is random
01:07:20Only a lot
01:07:21Apparently you can give us
01:07:23What?
01:07:24Time's up
01:07:25What were you just...
01:07:26You wanted to...
01:07:28I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke
01:07:29Now you'll wish you would effled me when you have the chance
01:07:31on me
01:07:32Dr. Miller with hisим needed
01:07:34cool
01:07:35I still have time
01:07:36Oh, fourth
01:07:38стратация
01:07:39Now you'll wish you would have fucked me when you had the chance.
01:08:00So, how was it?
01:08:03Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:08:05I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:09Sophie?
01:08:19Me?
01:08:20Sophie, come on, Kim.
01:08:22You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:24Come on, Noah.
01:08:35Okay, so...
01:08:36I've never kissed anyone before!
01:08:39What?
01:08:40So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:42So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:44You can relax.
01:08:45I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:48Really?
01:08:49But...
01:08:50All the rumors.
01:08:51Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:54Derek says that you put your legs behind your head?
01:08:57I don't even know a Derek.
01:09:00I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:09:04I'm so screwed.
01:09:06Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:09They're gonna kill me.
01:09:10No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:13No, no.
01:09:14They're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:09:15Wait!
01:09:17I'll help you.
01:09:18How?
01:09:19It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:20Come on, virgin.
01:09:21They're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate!
01:09:22We don't have time.
01:09:23Just come here.
01:09:24You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:25Really?
01:09:26You don't care?
01:09:27No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:28You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:29Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:30No.
01:09:31I owe you.
01:09:32No.
01:09:33I owe you.
01:09:34No.
01:09:35No.
01:09:36No.
01:09:37No.
01:09:38No.
01:09:39No.
01:09:40No.
01:09:41No.
01:09:42No.
01:09:43No.
01:09:44No.
01:09:45No.
01:09:46No.
01:09:47No.
01:09:48No.
01:09:49No.
01:09:50No.
01:09:51No.
01:09:52No.
01:09:53No.
01:09:54No.
01:09:55No.
01:09:56No.
01:09:57A$$ of you.
01:09:58Noah.
01:09:59Are you in there?
01:10:01Oh, yeah.
01:10:02Oh.
01:10:03It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:07Oh, yeah.
01:10:08Alright, that's another one.
01:10:11Sophie, if you open the damn door.
01:10:16Okay, ready?
01:10:18It's working.
01:10:20Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:23He deserves it.
01:10:26what's the problem doctor the fuck were you doing in the middle of him well
01:10:56first I unzipped his pants and then I saw his cock
01:11:06liar you don't know that
01:11:13you know you belong to me
01:11:26so I don't really got time to fuss and fight no one with you
01:11:33really got time
01:11:36yo
01:11:37why you trippin baby you know
01:11:39get out
01:11:40I did like you know it's so but you ain't psychic
01:11:43I told you I ain't going down but you ain't like it
01:11:46I told you I ain't going down but you ain't like it
01:11:48I told you I ain't going down but you ain't like it
01:11:50I need this off
01:11:50I don't want to
01:11:53me too
01:12:11what don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:12:15no no I'm not changing my mind
01:12:18I'm just kicking myself
01:12:19I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:24you fucking idiot
01:12:26you are
01:12:49who knows you better take that
01:12:50someone better be dying
01:12:53what's it code blue
01:12:55they are
01:12:59I'm sorry Sophie I have to go
01:13:05I've been burned too many times are we ever going to do this
01:13:12Sophie I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat
01:13:14I promise we're going to do this we are
01:13:18but not in some shitty fat house
01:13:23you deserve better than that
01:13:24better how
01:13:28you have a passport right
01:13:32sexy underwear
01:13:33track
01:13:34a jacket
01:13:36a bikini
01:13:38where exactly is he taking you
01:13:39he didn't tell me
01:13:40crap he's here
01:13:46bitch you won't believe this oh my god
01:13:54no way
01:13:55this man's insane
01:13:56he's actually psycho
01:13:59on the other hand crazy makes for good sex
01:14:02good luck soldier
01:14:07don't you have like any advice for me
01:14:09he's hot
01:14:10do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:13it's finally happening
01:14:39you look incredible
01:14:41you said airport fit
01:14:43i guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:51this is so psychotic
01:14:53am i really worth all this
01:14:57it's the first times
01:15:01are we flying domestic or internationally today sir
01:15:05international
01:15:09luke if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds i'm gonna lose my mind
01:15:20i'm sorry i just didn't want to run the surprise
01:15:23you ready
01:15:29a croissant
01:15:31you flew me nine hours for some pastries
01:15:34it's a hint
01:15:36go look at the view you'll know where we are
01:15:45are you crazy you took me to paris
01:15:51i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:05do you want to add something to the itinerary
01:16:13i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:18i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:20yeah that's i think that's a good idea
01:16:31it's finally happening
01:16:44I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:05You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:09Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:16Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:22She's all yours?
01:17:24Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:30Yes.
01:17:31We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:35I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:38We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:42Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:44I'm sorry?
01:17:47Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:51I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:54I'm so sorry.
01:18:01I don't know how this happened.
01:18:03I was trying to be safe.
01:18:05Wow.
01:18:06What do you think the odds are?
01:18:081.6 in 100.
01:18:11You'd probably hate me.
01:18:13As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:18We'll have graduations in a month and we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:23Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:27Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:28Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:29Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:30Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:31Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:32Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:34Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:36Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:37Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:38Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:39Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:40Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:41Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:42Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:43Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:44Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:45Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:46Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:47Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:48Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:49Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:50Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:51Sophie, I'm all in.
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