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00:00:00buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer did he hear
00:00:31okay don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's probably really
00:00:40big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk right
00:00:47you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're
00:00:54coming I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my girl
00:00:59my coffee right right sorry I'm sorry no babe trust me you look great
00:01:20don't worry about that I do it all the time let me remake your coffee
00:01:36right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:01:49oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut
00:01:55as if someone as hot as him would want her yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone as
00:02:02cute as Sophie looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee or having sex
00:02:11oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:31so uh you're a virgin
00:02:37oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:44Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic
00:02:51what I literally don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week
00:02:57gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the
00:03:01medication oh my god what
00:03:03sounds like she already did
00:03:11I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:31he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:35shit my appointment I gotta go sorry
00:03:40all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine
00:03:49pelvic exam so go ahead and put this on
00:03:51oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie
00:03:54he
00:03:55a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam
00:04:04this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:07good morning miss tisdale
00:04:11it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:19don't worry I'm full of the doctor titty gent as it's yours
00:04:36right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr. miller nice to meet me
00:04:44pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me I mean the coffee shop grind me
00:04:50oh no he remembers me so you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:04:58yes that asshole yes I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want
00:05:06to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right I mean I'm sure you don't want to get
00:05:09married with that guy I will use a condom I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all
00:05:16he's not good for you dr. miller I'm not sure that you're
00:05:19nurse can you grab me a spectrum please yes dr. miller
00:05:22I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do
00:05:26I'm ready I think I'm ready Mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me
00:05:32and nobody's ever really liked me so you know what I'm sorry that I overstepped boundaries there
00:05:38uh let's get started with the breast exam breast exam breast exam if you're uncomfortable I can
00:05:48always get a different doctor no it's I like it it's fine
00:05:50uh it's probably easier to lay back
00:05:57it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my head's cold no they're perfect
00:06:13stop embarrassing yourself there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:19there are no abnormalities
00:06:23thank you luke dr. miller that wasn't so bad
00:06:31uh sophie can you put your feet up and serve for me
00:06:34okay yes I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:44okay so I need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:06:51I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:06:56all right I'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your cervix
00:07:10it's easy to relax for me
00:07:11so do you like younger women
00:07:17I mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:22no my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually
00:07:29so my great-grandfather's honor I donated a few hours of my time at clinic
00:07:33oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:37last thing I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs
00:07:42all right relax for me you're doing good
00:07:46his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:07:50I think I just had an orgasm did he
00:08:01all right
00:08:04he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good
00:08:08no hard memoralities all right
00:08:11we'll be right back
00:08:13is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:22I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:28all right so here's your break
00:08:33should I bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:40she's my patient
00:08:45Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:08:55you are so graphic
00:08:57speaking of sperm
00:09:01I assume your appointment went okay
00:09:03you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:06Luke
00:09:07are you serious you're gonna finger by the
00:09:11doctor who buys coffee from you
00:09:13the Luke
00:09:14Sophie you're a freak
00:09:16so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:20shut up everybody
00:09:22shit he's so sexy
00:09:24maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:27don't worry
00:09:29okay tonight's gonna be amazing okay Soph
00:09:32come on let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:36I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:43why do I even care
00:09:47yo
00:09:52ready to fork over a grant tonight
00:09:55is that Sophie's boyfriend
00:09:57you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:10:03you're dating a nun
00:10:04she's never gonna let you smash
00:10:06I'm calling it
00:10:07dude
00:10:07she's low-key a slut
00:10:10I just can't prove it
00:10:13you will soon
00:10:14you're gonna film her
00:10:17dude
00:10:17you're sick
00:10:23what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:24a little bit of this
00:10:27and she's gonna go feral
00:10:30yo that 1500 is mine
00:10:34just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:35don't get involved Luke
00:10:40you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:42hey you need to pay
00:10:47fuck my eyes
00:10:52what the fuck
00:10:52where's your fucking friend live
00:10:54before I call the cops
00:10:55k-k-k-k-kaley avenue apartment 2
00:11:00I need to get to Sophie
00:11:01the lady
00:11:09do I feel less comfortable
00:11:28with my boyfriend
00:11:28than I did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:30you're nervous
00:11:36I'm a little nervous
00:11:38don't be
00:11:40you don't make cherries I popped
00:11:42wait
00:11:47what
00:11:48I'm sorry
00:11:50I forgot to start my birth control
00:11:52you're gonna have to wait
00:11:53I'm sorry Mike
00:11:53I can't do this
00:11:55are you kidding me
00:11:58I'm sorry
00:12:00you were not hot enough
00:12:00to blue ball me for another month
00:12:02Mike
00:12:02why would you say something like that
00:12:04I'm going home
00:12:06there it's bad
00:12:13the hell you are
00:12:16not until
00:12:18I
00:12:19get something
00:12:20no
00:12:21no
00:12:22stop
00:12:25Mike
00:12:26stop
00:12:27Mike
00:12:28who the fuck invited you?
00:12:36Dr. Miller
00:12:41hey Sophie
00:12:42hey
00:12:43stay with me
00:12:44hey Sophie
00:12:47hey
00:12:47hey
00:12:49hey can you hear me?
00:12:51did you take something?
00:12:52what's up grandpa
00:12:53I don't know the fuck
00:12:54invited
00:12:54listen up dumbass
00:12:59making her like you
00:13:00is the last good thing
00:13:01that'll ever happen to you
00:13:02I go to an ivy league asshole
00:13:03if you want her you can have her
00:13:05I got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:13:06what's so funny
00:13:08you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
00:13:10since who?
00:13:11you ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:13yeah
00:13:13I'm Dr. Luke Miller
00:13:17my family's the biggest donor to the university
00:13:19since
00:13:19ever
00:13:20that means I got the dean on speed dial
00:13:22I'm dead
00:13:25you just pissed your future away brother
00:13:27wait
00:13:27wait
00:13:28wait
00:13:28wait
00:13:29wait
00:13:29no no
00:13:30and you can let your buddy Jake know too
00:13:32no no no
00:13:33please can we talk about this?
00:13:35it was just a joke
00:13:36oh you want to talk?
00:13:40hey
00:13:41hey come on
00:13:43she's either really wasted or drugged
00:14:01either way it's not good
00:14:03you stole me from my date?
00:14:12who gives you the right you asshole?
00:14:19I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:21stop talking to me like you're my dad
00:14:24I don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:25so much did you have to drink?
00:14:36I can drink however much I want
00:14:38and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:40just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:42doesn't mean you can tell me what to do Dr. Miller
00:14:44don't call me Dr. Miller
00:14:45tell me this
00:14:46why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:48if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:14:50I was at the bar
00:14:54all right
00:14:56and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:14:59that he could
00:14:59take your virginity
00:15:01and
00:15:02record it
00:15:04wow
00:15:08I'm an idiot
00:15:11no you're not an idiot
00:15:14first
00:15:16I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:15:20to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam
00:15:23and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough
00:15:27I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole
00:15:30I waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:15:33sorry Soph
00:15:36so if you want my virginity week
00:15:44you can have it
00:15:53someone clearly wants me
00:16:03are you
00:16:04hard right now
00:16:06I can't go home
00:16:12my roommate's there
00:16:13I told her I was going to be at Mike's
00:16:15she's probably having sex
00:16:16because she's fuckable
00:16:17unlike me
00:16:18we're here
00:16:25here
00:16:26where is here
00:16:28my place
00:16:29you can stay here for the night
00:16:32wait until your roommate wakes up
00:16:33and answers the phone
00:16:34if you're comfortable
00:16:35I want to
00:16:36I mean
00:16:38I'm cool
00:16:39I'm cool with that
00:16:40but
00:16:42is your girlfriend
00:16:43going to be cool with that
00:16:44smooth
00:16:45Sophie
00:16:45who says I have a girlfriend
00:16:48you're in Dr. Miller's room
00:17:01you're in Dr. Miller's room
00:17:13the room
00:17:14the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:17how do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:30it's huge
00:17:31not like tight spaces
00:17:33not all tight spaces
00:17:36is he a tease
00:17:38or do I just need to bleach my mind
00:17:40come on
00:17:42let's get you cleaned up
00:17:43you'll feel better afterwards
00:17:44thanks for taking care of me doc
00:17:46sorry
00:17:50I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:17:52I don't think I can go
00:17:54I don't think it would be better
00:17:55I don't think I can do that
00:17:55and I don't think I can do that
00:17:56can't get it
00:17:58what I can do
00:18:00thank you
00:18:01I've had some time
00:18:01I've had some time
00:18:02let me talk
00:18:03I took a break
00:18:04but
00:18:05if I had some time
00:18:06I put it
00:18:07and I film at
00:18:07certain things
00:18:08because
00:18:09you saw me
00:18:10coming back
00:18:13orú
00:18:14if you have me
00:18:16I'm not
00:18:16you
00:18:16I
00:18:17I
00:18:18you
00:18:18I
00:18:20I
00:18:22you don't have to look away doc
00:18:30you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:32i just don't want to be disrespectful
00:18:38you know i don't want you thinking i learn my patients all the time
00:18:42wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:18:49and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home dr miller no mrs do
00:18:54then why me i'm nothing special you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:02you're kind to people
00:19:05and you're beautiful
00:19:19who is that
00:19:21ah this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right come on
00:19:30luke are you home
00:19:35lukey come out come out stop playing i stole one of your pagers
00:19:46i know you're not on call
00:19:48don't say a word
00:19:55there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me
00:19:57his ex or anyone else
00:19:59are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:05she's a dean's daughter
00:20:08we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients
00:20:12she gets them kicked out of school then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:15what are you doing you didn't answer my calls
00:20:23i'm sleeping
00:20:24why don't i join you
00:20:27i can think of a million things i'd rather do
00:20:33like what baby like the thing that i do with the ice cubes
00:20:38ice cubes what ice cubes
00:20:41like call the cops
00:20:42do you not remember i have restraining order against you
00:20:45your father begged me to not go through with it
00:20:47come on lukey
00:20:48you know you love screwing me
00:20:52i have someone new in my life
00:20:58someone new who the fuck is she
00:21:03i'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:06and if you're still here i'm gonna call the cops
00:21:08then i'm gonna call the dean
00:21:10and i'm gonna let them know that his psychotic daughter
00:21:12stole my pager
00:21:14you know how dangerous that is
00:21:15no you can't
00:21:16one
00:21:17two
00:21:20fine fine
00:21:22i'm leaving
00:21:24your loss
00:21:26oh my god
00:21:36luke
00:21:37holy shit
00:21:51i smell like booze
00:21:54i sobered up i swear
00:21:56what's with the ice cubes
00:21:59i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:04you won't move on from me lucas
00:22:11you'll come back to me after i
00:22:15take care of that little distraction
00:22:18my virginity
00:22:33yep
00:22:36still intact
00:22:37fuck my life
00:22:41language miss tisdale
00:22:43jesus
00:22:44what the hell are you doing
00:22:45i'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:22:49whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:22:52what would you have me do
00:22:54don't say it
00:22:55don't say it
00:22:56you could join me
00:22:58selfie you're 21 years old
00:23:03luke that is three years past legal
00:23:14there are plenty of guys on campus that would want to fuck me so what's your problem
00:23:18i don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:23:38but
00:23:39but a lot of things hope you're my patient for one in an on-campus clinic
00:23:47i'm graduating this year
00:23:49i'm graduating this year
00:23:52second
00:23:53your version
00:23:55ouch
00:23:57i'm asking you to change that
00:24:00you're talking to dr miller right now love
00:24:11but you're asking me to fuck you
00:24:15i don't make love
00:24:19i'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards alright sweetheart
00:24:23i'm not that guy
00:24:25well maybe i don't need you to call me luke
00:24:32i'm a big girl i can handle myself
00:24:34unless you're just not interested
00:24:38i saw how hot your ex is and
00:24:42she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:24:45someone's jealous
00:24:48sophie there's a reason why i drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to
00:24:54have you make me a cup of coffee
00:24:55because it's cheap
00:24:56because i enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform
00:25:11when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:14you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:19so do it
00:25:22i'm ready i promise
00:25:24ready
00:25:29what's that
00:25:36as your doctor i know you haven't started your birth control
00:25:39sorry sir
00:25:45are you kidding me
00:25:48can i uh can i get a
00:25:56continue
00:25:57you're killing me so the dr miller takes you to his fancy ass house you see his dick and
00:26:02you're still
00:26:03a virgin
00:26:04yeah
00:26:05i threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this
00:26:10can you wait oh my god
00:26:15sophie
00:26:16no 36 year old man
00:26:18i like to say shit by the way
00:26:19is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you
00:26:23he respects you dummy
00:26:24or he doesn't think i'm worth the trouble
00:26:27i mean he's clearly experienced
00:26:29sophisticated sexy
00:26:30all the things i'm not
00:26:32you have a brand new
00:26:33shiny
00:26:34tight
00:26:35pussy
00:26:35a cadillac pussy
00:26:37and luke's gonna be back for a test drive
00:26:40watch
00:26:40hi is the cadillac pussy a new drink
00:26:45no
00:26:46can you just order
00:26:47i thought that you were dr miller's intern
00:27:04but a janitor makes a lot more sense
00:27:08luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:11what do you want
00:27:15i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:19i didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:25luke is not your boyfriend gina he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:30oh so you admit that you're screwing dr miller knowing that i am pregnant with his child
00:27:37can you believe it sophie's evil
00:27:41first mike now someone's boyfriend
00:27:44a slut
00:27:45pregnant with luke's
00:27:48did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke
00:27:55loser barista
00:27:56sophie you idiot
00:27:59of course he was never yours
00:28:01sophie you can have him you didn't have to hurt my baby i didn't do this i swear i would never
00:28:11what's going on your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman no i didn't i've never spoken to this woman before today
00:28:17hey that's the dean's daughter
00:28:20sophie
00:28:21i'm calling the police
00:28:23no i would never do this please
00:28:25she's just assaulted a pregnant woman
00:28:27we need a medic too i'm a doctor
00:28:30i'm a doctor
00:28:36um no no no no no i'm i'm fine i'll just be going
00:28:49we can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:06i've never seen him look so angry
00:29:09yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:11your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant
00:29:18it was for a friend
00:29:20you liar i saw you drinking from it
00:29:22let me go
00:29:24i don't want to press charges
00:29:27just a moment
00:29:28oh my god
00:29:40you're crazy you're actually crazy
00:29:43luke please i can explain
00:29:46she's not right for you
00:29:47breaking into my house
00:29:50stealing my pager
00:29:51that's normal for you gina i get it
00:29:53but i draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that i care about
00:29:56officer
00:30:02i want her involuntarily committed
00:30:05she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:07i'll sign the warrant myself
00:30:09stop
00:30:10luke this isn't
00:30:12you
00:30:13you are just being taken advantage of
00:30:16she's nothing
00:30:17a cheap
00:30:18broke
00:30:19campus
00:30:19campus whore
00:30:20you're better than this luke
00:30:22officer
00:30:24take her away
00:30:25let's go
00:30:29you bitch
00:30:31don't deserve him
00:30:33let's go
00:30:33i knew she was psycho
00:30:37you couldn't even hurt a flight even if someone paid you to
00:30:41thanks ev
00:30:42sophie i'm sorry i should never have taken her word over yours
00:30:46take the date
00:30:47if someone's waiting for their new test drive cadillac pissy
00:30:59of course i did
00:31:12i knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you so i didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:14i don't know if i don't know if i don't know if i don't know if i don't know if i'd buy that luke
00:31:31sophie i don't know if i should have a shit
00:31:33i don't know if i hate that colour
00:31:34sophie i rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:37i know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:39i don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:31:40i think she's as crazy as you think
00:31:42i mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:31:47what do you mean
00:31:48I mean, you reject all of my advances and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:31:55What do you see in me?
00:31:58Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:02Entertainment? Sophie, if you were to just entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:07You're just young.
00:32:13I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:16Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:28What do you want?
00:32:33You.
00:32:36Take me seriously.
00:32:39Get in the car.
00:32:42What? To where?
00:32:43Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:32:47What?
00:32:48Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:32:49I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:18We're doing both.
00:33:20My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home.
00:33:25Your vacation home?
00:33:27As in you have multiple?
00:33:30Wow.
00:33:31Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:34And you have a butler at your vacation mansion.
00:33:42Luke, you're not just rich.
00:33:43You're like old money.
00:33:45What the hell?
00:33:47Look, I didn't say it because I don't want to stress out.
00:33:49The truth is, yes.
00:33:51My family's rich.
00:33:53But we're not here to impress them.
00:33:55We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:33:57And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:13Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:16Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:25I'm not.
00:34:27Hang on.
00:34:28What even am I to Luke?
00:34:29Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:34:42Girlfriend?
00:34:43No way.
00:34:44Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:34:45Manners.
00:34:47Nice to meet you, Ms. Miller.
00:34:52Great friend?
00:34:54What happened to the pretty woman?
00:34:57Gina?
00:34:59The Dean's daughter, the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:03Ouch.
00:35:05Mother, again, as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:09And my date to the gala.
00:35:11If I have to remind you to an importance in my life again,
00:35:13I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:16Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know
00:35:17which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:18Oh, you ungrateful child.
00:35:25If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:28Oh, before we go.
00:35:29Which room do you keep to Vinci's Dior and Versace?
00:35:31She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:34Fourth floor, third door on your floor.
00:35:38Thank you, Mother.
00:35:40Good to see you.
00:35:46That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:35:49Your brother has lost it.
00:35:59Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy.
00:36:02Is your mom always so...
00:36:14Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:16Yeah.
00:36:18That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:20But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients,
00:36:25so I come back every year.
00:36:27You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:29That's sweet.
00:36:29I do.
00:36:31Plus, the other perk is I could spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:35What does that mean?
00:36:36Luke, you did not.
00:36:53Which one of them speaks to you?
00:36:55I mean, I want all of them.
00:36:57That's done.
00:36:58I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:00You said you want all of them.
00:37:02They're yours.
00:37:06I can't accept this.
00:37:11This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:14Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:19Why do you like me?
00:37:20I'm just a college student, and you're...
00:37:24You.
00:37:25Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:27Your culture, your parents host charity events.
00:37:31You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:32I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine
00:37:35that I share with, like, a hundred other students.
00:37:37It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:37:54Of course, it's too late.
00:37:56Now, we're already falling for you.
00:37:57Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:38:05Because I want it to be right.
00:38:08I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you.
00:38:12Yeah.
00:38:14But take it slow.
00:38:15Even though there's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:26Really?
00:38:34Really.
00:38:34Come back here.
00:38:58I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:00Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:07You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:17Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:20Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:21You know, I'm going to get you back for this.
00:39:39Whatever you say, Doc.
00:39:40That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:39:51He dumps my best friend?
00:39:54The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:40:00not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:04Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:08Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:11I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake.
00:40:15Mm-hmm.
00:40:17That's my girl.
00:40:21Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:23I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:26Holy shit.
00:40:50It's not about being pretty.
00:40:51I just, I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:40:56I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:40:59Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:06You're so refreshing.
00:41:09You ready?
00:41:09You ready?
00:41:09Wow.
00:41:28She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:30Yeah.
00:41:30You never said your brother's job was so pretty.
00:41:33Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:35Shut up.
00:41:35There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:41:38If my brother raises nobody, it's that of Gina.
00:41:48I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:41:52This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:41:55Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:01Cheers.
00:42:01Cheers.
00:42:01Cheers.
00:42:05Girlfriend, not for long.
00:42:21Good evening, everyone.
00:42:24Wonderful charity auction.
00:42:27Our first item.
00:42:28An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views starting big.
00:42:425,000.
00:42:445,000.
00:42:45Now, six.
00:42:45It's right into six.
00:42:47Bora Bora after finals.
00:42:48It's really good.
00:42:49And I get...
00:42:51You need to come quick.
00:42:52My wife's having an allergic reaction.
00:42:54You going to be okay?
00:42:55No.
00:42:56Let's go.
00:42:57What is it?
00:43:06My throat.
00:43:08Oh, you're not?
00:43:10Breathe.
00:43:16Sold!
00:43:17Number 12, $7,000, all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:21Give him a round of applause.
00:43:22Congratulations.
00:43:23Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:24Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:28Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:35Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:43:40What a hussy auctioning a blowjob.
00:43:43I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:43:48I knew that you were too classless with this family.
00:43:52Poor Lukey.
00:43:53She hasn't fooled.
00:43:55Trailer trash skank.
00:43:57Who let her kind in here?
00:43:59I wouldn't do that.
00:44:00I would never.
00:44:02I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:05Hmm.
00:44:05Really, Sophie?
00:44:06No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:08Whew.
00:44:09All right.
00:44:11Five hundred?
00:44:12All right.
00:44:13Five hundred for the poor girl.
00:44:14She's got student loans.
00:44:18Whatever that means.
00:44:20Where's Luke?
00:44:25Are you?
00:44:28I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:31No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:32Don't throw me.
00:44:33I recognize you.
00:44:34You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:36What the hell is going on here?
00:44:37Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:44:39Patrick, get out of my way.
00:44:41Why lower your standards?
00:44:42We're millionaires.
00:44:43She might be a good fuck,
00:44:45but that's how she'll ever be, man.
00:44:52You can talk about my girlfriend
00:44:53when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:44:56Motherfucker.
00:44:58Four fifty.
00:45:01Four hundred?
00:45:04Hmm.
00:45:05All right.
00:45:06I mean, look.
00:45:08I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:10Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:13I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:17Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:22Sold.
00:45:22Sold for four hundred dollars.
00:45:26Wow, Sophie.
00:45:27Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:45:29That's right, Serena.
00:45:30After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:45:45No, you watch your mouth right now.
00:45:48What was that you're saying about class, Letitia, darling?
00:45:52You idiot!
00:45:59Get off the stage.
00:46:00We're leaving.
00:46:01Mom, he's embarrassing me.
00:46:03You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy.
00:46:07No need, my dear.
00:46:09Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you.
00:46:13After all of this.
00:46:15No.
00:46:17But, but, no!
00:46:20No!
00:46:21Young man, that information you gave is illegal.
00:46:26You're a doctor!
00:46:27Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:29You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:31Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:33How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:37Stephanie?
00:46:43The lady?
00:46:52I'm going to sue you for everything you've got.
00:46:55You can't.
00:46:56You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to, but I practice under the
00:47:01university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:03So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry, I suggest you cut very generous
00:47:08checks to the charity, and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:13Let's go.
00:47:14Get to writing.
00:47:16Let's go.
00:47:17Everybody out.
00:47:25Get these assholes go.
00:47:27You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:29I would have been okay.
00:47:30I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:31No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:34Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:38Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:47:41You all right?
00:47:41What are you looking for?
00:48:01I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal
00:48:07bartender.
00:48:08All right.
00:48:11All right.
00:48:11Okay.
00:48:13Make me an appletini.
00:48:17What?
00:48:18Seriously?
00:48:21All right.
00:48:22So, vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur.
00:48:26Can we just choose something easier?
00:48:28You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:33Move.
00:48:34Can you open that?
00:48:44All right.
00:48:46Let's just make it simple.
00:48:48Body shots.
00:48:48I've never done that before.
00:48:54Seriously?
00:48:55What do you mean?
00:48:56You're like so old.
00:48:57I was trying to get into school.
00:48:59I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:03He just said you're hot.
00:49:05Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:06Okay.
00:49:07Well, I'll teach you.
00:49:08Okay.
00:49:08Holy shit.
00:49:20all right i got the hang of that now it's your turn miss tisdale now or never sophie go for it
00:49:46new rule you can't choose the same place twice is that so then where are you gonna lick me
00:50:04shame shame you're trying to play with my emotion play blame only you feel like a devotion
00:50:11i do everything you could pull this shit think you could get away with it
00:50:17be careful what you get because you don't know what you might get
00:50:21i'm sorry was that you drive me fucking wild luke i'm ready
00:50:37god i'm an idiot wait what sophie i went too far i'm i'm sorry i'm fuck luke no no no i i'm telling
00:50:54you that i'm ready i want to do this with you lose my virginity sophie don't sophie me that's so
00:51:03patronizing okay i'm trying but i'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt
00:51:11i don't want to be the guy that you know leads to you ruining your life i'm terrified of that
00:51:16it's this that hurts me what you're doing right now rejecting me
00:51:19what would be so terrible about us being together being either sophie did you see what happened here
00:51:26today i mean my family sucks my ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:51:32i mean of course i want to be with you found this much baggage
00:51:37i might be a virgin but this whole it's not you it's me thing is really freshman year
00:51:42so where are you going i'm calling a cab and going back to campus i can't deal with your
00:51:51hot and cold bullshit anymore you think you're doing me this favor but really you're just
00:51:56reminding me of how unfuckable i am don't follow me
00:52:01damn it
00:52:07i guess i'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid
00:52:18what's the point in talking to me now you've rejected me thrice
00:52:34is that your boyfriend you're ignoring nope
00:52:40boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:52:43so i've got the hottest girl in the bar all to myself
00:52:48what you heard me hottest lady i've ever seen at this school
00:52:56seriously you're into this like you might want to like hook up
00:53:03hell yeah i would maybe we can start with a kiss
00:53:07wow i'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:10maybe you lose the problem i was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity
00:53:14pause
00:53:16what did you just say
00:53:19i'm a virgin
00:53:25she's a virgin y'all
00:53:28aww cute
00:53:30excuse me
00:53:31too much work
00:53:32you're probably super clingy too
00:53:34you should just go back to your dorm sweetie
00:53:36sweetie i'm a senior
00:53:40that's even sour
00:53:41you were just into me why are you treating me like i'm gum stuck to your shoe
00:53:48you're obviously a nice girl
00:53:49but i'm looking for a fun time
00:53:51you know
00:53:52you're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy
00:53:55and
00:53:57sorry
00:53:59i'm in this
00:54:10eighty thousand dollar dress
00:54:12and i can't even get a stupid horny prat guy
00:54:15to get with me
00:54:17he would probably fuck anything except for me apparently
00:54:20oh and luke
00:54:24of course luke on the other hand
00:54:26he's had his hands literally inside of me
00:54:28and i guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:30that he didn't need to see more
00:54:32you know what
00:54:35sophie where the hell you been
00:54:42you're not the hospital right now bro
00:54:44oh look at me
00:54:45i'm a fancy ivy league doctor
00:54:47and i'm also hot as fuck
00:54:49and i just love to lead girls on
00:54:51with the orgasm pap smear two for one
00:54:54say something asshole
00:54:57can i come get you right now please
00:55:00so you can what
00:55:01not have sex
00:55:03yeah i don't think so
00:55:03i think i'll stay right here
00:55:05where the guys at least have
00:55:06i don't know the decency to not lead me on
00:55:08guys what guys
00:55:10did someone do something to you
00:55:11of course not
00:55:13they
00:55:13they said i was too messy
00:55:15too messy
00:55:16and too much
00:55:17and i guess that means you get a second chance
00:55:20so
00:55:21you either fuck me or you lose me
00:55:23i think i'm gonna pass out
00:55:27i'm coming to get you
00:55:28keep the phone on you
00:55:29alright
00:55:29so
00:55:41so
00:55:42hey wake up
00:55:44i met you
00:55:50come on
00:55:50is she
00:56:05she's fine
00:56:11she's
00:56:11bottled water in two of these in the morning
00:56:14i don't know what she drank but whatever it is is gonna hit her hard
00:56:18sophie you're gonna be the death of me
00:56:22rise and shine party animal
00:56:44you have a lot to tell me
00:56:47you feel like shit
00:56:51you look like shit
00:56:53but like
00:56:54a million bucks
00:56:55so is this a gift from luke or
00:56:58everly the only thing
00:56:59that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name
00:57:03he led me on and then left me for ted
00:57:07but luke brought you back to the
00:57:09ev i don't wanna hear it
00:57:10i'm done having my time wasted
00:57:14i guess i'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:18so i've decided
00:57:20i'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:23huh
00:57:24well virginity is like a whole construct right
00:57:27people
00:57:28guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:31unless i stop acting like
00:57:33i look sexy
00:57:33why not
00:57:34sophie you are sexy
00:57:36i'm not slutty sexy
00:57:37guys don't go for that
00:57:39i look like a nun librarian
00:57:42i'm giving off
00:57:43don't fuck
00:57:44snooze fest
00:57:45boring
00:57:45sophie as your best friend
00:57:48i'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy
00:57:51the thing is mr right isn't doing anything wrong
00:57:54you don't have to change yourself for the right guy
00:57:58warm me up
00:57:59you don't have to change yourself for the right guy
00:58:15perfect
00:58:16isn't that that one dorky barista chick
00:58:39there's no way
00:58:41that goes off
00:58:42oh yeah
00:58:42it is
00:58:43that's sophie tisdale
00:58:45dude the makeover is actually working
00:58:48everyone's looking at you
00:58:49good
00:58:50i hope the news gets back to luke
00:58:52i mean more
00:58:53oh shit
00:58:59there he is
00:59:00are you gonna say something
00:59:01holy shit sophie
00:59:06look
00:59:07i'm just gonna make you regret everything
00:59:09thanks babe
00:59:17it's all beautiful
00:59:23and what can i get for you handsome
00:59:29a latte would be nice but uh
00:59:31i like what you're giving me right now
00:59:33i take all kinds of tips
00:59:34what the hell's going on here
00:59:36stop interrupting grandpa
00:59:37the fuck did you just say
00:59:39one latte
00:59:40coming right up
00:59:41and what can i get for you doctor
00:59:45sophie what is this
00:59:46you're dressed different
00:59:48you're acting different
00:59:48i don't get it
00:59:49whoops
00:59:51let me get that for you
00:59:52did you want a coffee
01:00:00the ab shining is on the house
01:00:02sophie i don't
01:00:04is this like a punishment
01:00:05i mean if it is i get it
01:00:06but it's only yourself
01:00:07and other guys
01:00:08it's not you
01:00:08that's really not up to you anymore
01:00:10dr miller
01:00:10i gave you a chance
01:00:12and besides there's someone out there
01:00:14who wants me
01:00:15and isn't gonna embarrass me
01:00:16in the process
01:00:17hey uh
01:00:18we're throwing a halloween party tonight
01:00:20they got on land fair
01:00:21you should come
01:00:22she's got plans
01:00:24actually i don't
01:00:27my first frat party invite
01:00:29wow this whole hot girl act is actually working
01:00:32you should bring your home girl
01:00:34the guy's gonna love you
01:00:35i will see you tonight
01:00:37you're not going to that
01:00:40newsflash
01:00:41you're not my boyfriend
01:00:42you could have been but you didn't want the baggage
01:00:44that's not true
01:00:45actually i have to go plan my outfit for tonight
01:00:48my very sexy very booby outfit
01:00:50go go go go
01:00:53sophie i'm not gonna let you throw your life away just because of me all right
01:00:56if i'm gonna do this fucking frat party 36 years old i will
01:00:59what could you have possibly been in that
01:01:05oh that was sexy mini mouse
01:01:08yeah i think i still have the ear somewhere
01:01:10ew that doesn't even sound right
01:01:12i just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend
01:01:17everly not funny
01:01:20imagine being old ass luke stuck at this stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this
01:01:26if he hasn't jumped off a bridge he definitely will
01:01:28how pathetic is it that i'm playing mind games with a guy that i haven't even gone to second
01:01:32base with
01:01:33hey whatever helps you get over him
01:01:35okay
01:01:36red push-up bra
01:01:40pink
01:01:41red
01:01:42get in get sophie safe get out
01:01:58sophie's the only person i'm doing this for
01:02:00sick costume bro
01:02:04right
01:02:06god i have at least three chicks with you to get in man
01:02:12god
01:02:13sorry
01:02:14rules
01:02:15idiot
01:02:19i have to get to her where is it
01:02:33stop being shy you look hot
01:02:37see
01:02:38wait hand me your phone
01:02:41why
01:02:42because i'm taking a point five and sending it to me
01:02:52no
01:02:53yes
01:02:54i'm good anywhere i don't pay a fee vip with the bosses i gotta have her i have to get to her
01:02:59where is it
01:03:00i need to be so drunk to predict what you just think he opened it immediately
01:03:07he's so ripped
01:03:08welcome to the party
01:03:21i need to be so drunk to forget what you just think he opened it immediately he's so ripped
01:03:31welcome to the party
01:03:34and i believe
01:03:35y'all
01:03:37do you have his abs
01:03:39ew
01:03:40ew
01:03:41yeah
01:03:42hell yeah
01:03:43what
01:03:44looks a little something like this
01:03:45looks a little bit like i can't miss
01:03:47ay ay ay
01:03:48this is what you thought
01:03:49It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:03:59Sophie!
01:04:00Sophie!
01:04:01Sophie!
01:04:02Sophie!
01:04:03Sophie!
01:04:04Sophie!
01:04:05Sophie!
01:04:06Sophie!
01:04:07Sophie!
01:04:08Sophie!
01:04:09Oh yeah!
01:04:11Oh yeah!
01:04:12Woo!
01:04:13Woo!
01:04:14Woo!
01:04:15Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:17Woo!
01:04:18Woo!
01:04:19Woo!
01:04:20Woo!
01:04:21Woo!
01:04:22Woo!
01:04:23Woo!
01:04:24Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:26Woo!
01:04:27Woo!
01:04:28Woo!
01:04:29Woo!
01:04:30Woo!
01:04:31Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:33Woo!
01:04:34Woo!
01:04:35Woo!
01:04:36Yeah!
01:04:37Just give me a second, guys.
01:04:42Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:48You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:04:50Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all, Luke.
01:04:52That's a lie.
01:04:53You talk?
01:04:54Come on, Sophie!
01:04:55Let's play Spin the Bottle!
01:04:56I'm coming.
01:04:57My friend here's just leaving.
01:04:58Actually, I'll join.
01:04:59What?
01:05:00No.
01:05:01Don't move me down here!
01:05:02Who's going first?
01:05:03I'll spin.
01:05:04Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:05I hope it lands on me.
01:05:06He seems experienced.
01:05:07Who's going first?
01:05:08I'll spin.
01:05:09Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:10I hope it lands on me.
01:05:12He seems experienced.
01:05:16Who's going first?
01:05:18I'll spin.
01:05:20Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:21I hope it lands on me.
01:05:23He seems experienced.
01:05:36Fuck.
01:05:38Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:05:42Roll the roll.
01:05:43As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:05:46Can we talk like adults?
01:06:01Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:07You know, you dress like this, I just want to fuck you right here.
01:06:09How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:23How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:32How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:32Have a great week.
01:06:32Have a great week.
01:06:33I'll have to wait.
01:06:34Bye.
01:06:34Bye-bye.
01:06:36Bye-bye.
01:06:37Bye-bye.
01:06:37Bye-bye.
01:06:42Bye-bye.
01:06:44Bye-bye.
01:06:49Bye-bye.
01:06:57What?
01:07:06Time's up.
01:07:08What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:10I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:14Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:27So, how was it?
01:07:38Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:07:40I'm gonna spin again.
01:07:44Sophie.
01:07:53Me?
01:07:55Sophie, come on, him.
01:07:57You had your chance, Luke.
01:07:59Come on, Noah.
01:08:09Okay, so...
01:08:11I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:13What?
01:08:14So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:16So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:19You can relax.
01:08:20I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:22Really?
01:08:23But, all the rumors.
01:08:25Look, everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:28Derek says that you put your legs behind your head?
01:08:32I don't even know, Derek.
01:08:34I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:38I'm so screwed.
01:08:41Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin, and I'm the only one.
01:08:44They're gonna kill me.
01:08:46No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:08:48No, no, they're gonna make fun of me to death.
01:08:50Wait.
01:08:52I'll help you.
01:08:54How?
01:09:01It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:03Come on, virgin.
01:09:04Oh, they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate.
01:09:10We don't have time.
01:09:11Just come here.
01:09:13You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:15Really?
01:09:16You don't care?
01:09:19No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:21You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:24Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:25I owe you.
01:09:33Noah!
01:09:34Are you in there?
01:09:37Oh, yeah.
01:09:38Oh.
01:09:40It's getting crazy in there.
01:09:43Oh, yeah.
01:09:45All right, that's enough.
01:09:48Selfie, if you open the damn door.
01:09:52Okay, ready?
01:09:53It's working.
01:09:55Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:09:58He deserves it.
01:10:23What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:24What the fuck were you doing in a minute with him?
01:10:27Well.
01:10:31First, I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:10:40Liar.
01:10:42You don't know that.
01:10:43You know you belong to me.
01:10:49It's right.
01:10:49Yo.
01:11:11You don't know that.
01:11:13You know.
01:11:13You don't know.
01:11:14I did like you know what's up, but you ain't psychic
01:11:17Told you I ain't going down, but you ain't like it
01:11:20Told you I ain't going down when you were sorry
01:11:23I need this off
01:11:25I don't want to
01:11:27Me too
01:11:44What?
01:11:46Don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:11:48No
01:11:49No, I'm not changing my mind
01:11:51I'm just kicking myself
01:11:53Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:11:57You fucking idiot
01:11:59You are
01:12:14I guess you better take that
01:12:25Someone better be dying
01:12:26What's it, code blue?
01:12:30They are
01:12:30I'm sorry, Sophie, I have to go
01:12:35I've been burned too many times
01:12:41Are we ever going to do this, Luke?
01:12:44Sophie, I promised you the last thing
01:12:48You have a passport, right?
01:12:51Sexy underwear?
01:12:52Check
01:12:52A jacket?
01:12:55Check
01:12:55A bikini
01:12:56Where exactly is he taking you?
01:12:58He didn't tell me
01:13:00Crap, he's here
01:13:03Bitch, you won't believe this
01:13:06Oh my god
01:13:07No way
01:13:14This man's insane
01:13:15He's actually psycho
01:13:17On the other hand
01:13:19Crazy makes for good sex
01:13:21Good luck, soldier
01:13:22Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:13:28He's hot
01:13:29Do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:13:30It's finally happening
01:13:33You look incredible
01:13:59You said airport fit
01:14:02I guess you just look delicious
01:14:04And everything
01:14:04This is so psychotic
01:14:12Am I really worth all this?
01:14:16It's the first times
01:14:17Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:24International
01:14:24Look, if you don't give me back my sight
01:14:37In the next five seconds
01:14:38I'm gonna lose my mind
01:14:39I'm sorry
01:14:40I just didn't want to run the surprise
01:14:41You ready?
01:14:49A croissant?
01:14:50You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:14:53It's a hint
01:14:54Go look at the view
01:14:56You'll know where we are
01:14:57Are you crazy?
01:15:06You took me to Paris?
01:15:16Whoa, whoa, whoa
01:15:17I set up an appointment at Chanel
01:15:19And then a reservation at a five-star restroom
01:15:22Luke
01:15:23You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:32I think you should take your clothes off
01:15:34I think you should take your clothes off
01:15:39Yeah, I think that's a good idea
01:15:53It's finally happening
01:16:07It's finally happening
01:16:09I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic
01:16:33You know, it was weird when you were my customer
01:16:36And it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend
01:16:37Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:16:48Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:16:52She's all yours?
01:16:54Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription
01:16:59Yes
01:17:00We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample
01:17:03I regret to inform you, Sophie
01:17:06We're unable to fulfill your request
01:17:08Laureen, don't tell me
01:17:12I'm sorry?
01:17:16Sophie, you're pregnant
01:17:17I'll give you two a moment
01:17:21I'm so sorry
01:17:29I don't know how this happened
01:17:31I was trying to be safe
01:17:33Wow
01:17:34What do you think the odds are?
01:17:371.6 in 100
01:17:39You'd probably hate me
01:17:41As long as you're not planning on ghosting me
01:17:45I'm actually pretty excited
01:17:46Graduations in a month
01:17:48I mean, we'll be able to do it together
01:17:52Sophie, I'm all in
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