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00:00So, I'm telling you, all right, she's making the whole thing up.
00:05Stay away from me, both of you!
00:06What have I done? He's a disgusting old man!
00:08What are you talking about? What are you lying for?
00:10I don't like a single word that comes out of my mouth!
00:12Just me.
00:16Babe!
00:18He loves me, all right?
00:20You, he hasn't thought about in ten years.
00:21He's never going to choose your suit of a man.
00:30It didn't take long for the party spirit to drain out of you, did it?
00:39Yeah, well, I remember saying tonight, I want it to be about him, not about me.
00:44Because you won't be seeing much of him when you're taking Nigel off to Portugal.
00:49It's really good this morning, Phil.
00:51A lot of people showed up for you.
00:55There's a lot of people around here who really care about you.
01:00Look, I've spent a long time separated from my son.
01:06If I had my time again, I'm not sure I'd make the same decisions.
01:10Well, in fact, I know I wouldn't.
01:12He still wants to be there for you, doesn't he?
01:14You know, holding your hand.
01:16Tomorrow, now.
01:18All I'll make, I'll make it up to Raymond.
01:19It ain't going to be forever.
01:22I've got a good reason.
01:24Nigel don't belong in a care home.
01:26Jimmy lives in Warford, not the Arctic.
01:33Let's get it, anyway.
01:34Martin, it's the one you've got for him.
01:37It's just a bit, um...
01:38What is it?
01:41Oscar?
01:43What's going on?
01:44What's up?
01:45No, it's Danny.
01:46He's, uh...
01:46The girl's a liar, mate.
01:48She's dangerous.
01:50Who is?
01:51What, Jasmine?
01:53Can someone tell me what's going on?
01:54I tried to win with her.
01:55Of course I didn't, mate.
01:56What are you so worried?
01:56I've got no interest in her.
01:58That's why we're just starting to sort things out,
02:00the three of us.
02:00Why would I put that at risk?
02:01Don't you have a thing for your son's girlfriend?
02:04Do you know he's going to run away with her?
02:07Plus, she's been like the cat, all right?
02:08She said she was going to try and help get Zoe out.
02:10She didn't mean any of it.
02:11Sir, Dan, please.
02:12Oscar, please, all right?
02:16Mate, I've lost so many people in my life, all right?
02:18Why would I risk losing you?
02:21Just go, Dad.
02:22Why?
02:23We're not going to get anywhere like this, are we?
02:25Just go.
02:25I'll call you later, I promise.
02:27You need to go.
02:36I don't know why you're so upset.
02:38I told you that girl was a liar.
02:41I've got enough on my plate, yeah?
02:42Without you going.
02:44Funny, isn't it?
02:44The only person who actually believes you're telling the truth is me.
02:57Jasmine.
02:58Where were you when you tried it on?
03:00What happened exactly?
03:01Does it mean?
03:02It matters because you're my granddaughter.
03:04If anyone hurts you, I'll have them for breakfast.
03:06It's nothing.
03:07All right, this is a huge issue.
03:08Relax.
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03:14Nothing, she said.
03:17No woman that's been touched by a bloke that doesn't want to be touched by him says it's
03:21nothing.
03:21You get there's no right way to react to something like this, you know that.
03:25She's glad it happened.
03:26Okay, come on.
03:27No, no, it doesn't make sense.
03:29Why would Max do it in here for everyone to see?
03:31Who knows?
03:31She's given me no details.
03:33She doesn't even bother to lie about them.
03:35It's like she's, she wants to cause trouble and then, you know, just move on.
03:40Do you think she's making it up?
03:42I would never accuse any woman of lying about something like this.
03:44Jane said she's a liar and she can't help herself.
03:50Come on, you know, too, my boy.
03:51Doesn't mean she's wrong now, does it?
03:55Look, you can't forget how this all started.
03:57The playing games, getting in Zoe's head, driving her mad.
04:00What normal person does that and carries it on for months?
04:05She's lying about Max.
04:05What else is she lying about?
04:07Oh, I know.
04:09You're under a lot of stress at the moment with the Zoe thing.
04:12And, you know, stress can't even do strange things to your head.
04:15You know that.
04:16Tell you what, why don't you take the afternoon off and go and do a bit of sharpen?
04:24Yeah?
04:24That's a good idea.
04:25Yeah, all right.
04:26Good girl.
04:26Alfie, can I have some help out there?
04:28Yeah, all right.
04:29Listen, I'll catch you later.
04:30Yes, darling?
04:30What can I get you?
04:39Don't they ever waste a time dusting site that's destined for the nearest script?
04:43Oh, that's good news.
04:45Captain Abarca and I have come to a mutual beneficial understanding.
04:49He says he doesn't have any issue with the sign at all.
04:52I mean, what better way to welcome new customers and a gorgeous trustworthy face of the owner?
04:58But, but, it's an abomination.
05:03It's called marketing, Ian.
05:05Probably something that a two-bit power shop owner like you wouldn't understand.
05:09Well, I'm not going to waste until I have got rid of that monstrosity.
05:13You keep going and I'll keep farting back.
05:20Yeah, I'm listening.
05:27No, that is my top.
05:29Can't go any higher than that.
05:33What, are you going to walk away in the past of your quid?
05:38You all right?
05:40Nothing, son, yeah?
05:42Yeah.
05:43Just lost sports at least.
05:45Oh, I'm sorry.
05:47Yeah, that ain't right.
05:49You'd make a better go of that than anyone.
05:51I mean nothing.
05:53Money speaks.
05:55Loud.
05:55I'm taking care.
05:58I mean, you're really just going to run away with her.
06:04I know you love her.
06:13You can't just take her word for everything.
06:15What if Dad make a move on her in the middle of the Vic?
06:19No one saw.
06:21Besides, how can you even doubt it, Lauren?
06:23This is what he does.
06:25Max Browning 101.
06:26Yeah, but something just don't feel right.
06:29He wrecks things.
06:31He sees other people happier and he wants them to be as sad and lonely as he is.
06:35That's why I want to get away.
06:40But you have chairs.
06:41I can't hang around here expecting him to change.
06:43I can't.
06:47Look, I get it.
06:49It's a winks and repeat with that man.
06:51I know.
06:54But he is not the only family that you've got here.
06:56Promise me you won't just run away.
07:03Please.
07:07This is your home, Oscar.
07:12He's resting.
07:14Avani's with me.
07:16He told you he wasn't ready to go and see his mates.
07:19I'm sorry.
07:20It was me who actually made the suggestion.
07:22He's his dad and he should know better.
07:24Honestly, why couldn't you listen for once?
07:26I thought you'd help him get back to normal, okay?
07:29He's not normal, Rav.
07:30He's traumatised.
07:32Honestly, what's going on inside your head?
07:34We've got one kid who's about to face the scum who assaulted her in court
07:38and the other one who sees danger wherever he looks.
07:40They need wrapping up right now.
07:41And the last thing either of them need is to hear you two arguing.
07:48Take this to love it and see if he's all right.
07:51Shouldn't you two be at that workshop for you by now?
07:54Yeah, it started a while back.
07:55It's, um, probably only finished by the house.
08:01Look, um, I'm sorry.
08:03I didn't realise how much it would affect Nugget going outside.
08:06You're not a parent, so why would you?
08:09Don't talk to her like that, Robbie.
08:11I'm sorry.
08:12Okay.
08:13I'm sorry.
08:16Priya's right.
08:16I shouldn't have listened.
08:18This is on me.
08:18How are things at Lynn's?
08:30What do you think?
08:31You know Lynn doesn't like me.
08:33If the Wendy's weren't on holiday, I'd have gone and stayed there.
08:36Lynn keeps the thermostat on at 23 all day.
08:40And Moe has got the television on all day.
08:43It's like living in a flippin' old people's home.
08:46It'd be nice to have met up.
08:47It'd be lovely to see you in person.
08:49Are you seeing me now?
08:52Anyway, did you really think that I would come trundling back with my tail between my legs?
08:56I stand by what I said.
08:58Unless, are you failing to apologise because you've suddenly realised I'm right?
09:05Moe, will you turn the television off just for once?
09:10God!
09:11Well, what is it you want, Kat?
09:13You obviously want something, so what is it?
09:15Maybe this weren't a good idea.
09:16I don't want to upset you, Jean, all right?
09:18Well, I'm here now.
09:20I just wanted to see you to find out if you've changed your mind about Jasmine.
09:25And I'm hoping that you're feeling better.
09:29Right, I've said it once, and I will say it until I'm blue in the face.
09:35There is a darkness about that girl.
09:37And if you were really honest with yourself, Kat, you already know that.
09:41So no, I've not changed my mind.
09:45And I am feeling a little bit better in spite of living here.
09:48Thank you for asking.
09:49But, you know, it's a long process.
09:51It's not just a switch you can flick on and off.
09:55I just, I thought, if you could turn back, would you do things differently?
10:05Oh, Alfie did say I was spiralling.
10:09Which gave everybody an excuse to dismiss me.
10:12They just saw the bipolar.
10:13They didn't see through it.
10:14They didn't actually listen to what I was saying.
10:16I know I'm right.
10:20Jasmine murdered Anthony.
10:22She is evil, and I am not sorry for saying it.
10:25If I could go back and do things differently, well, I'd play the long game.
10:34I'd bide my time.
10:37I'd make out that I was her best friend.
10:39She called me a two-bit pie shop owner.
10:55I mean, the cheek of it.
10:57I mean, the Bill Business Empire has been the backbone of Wolford for generations.
11:00I thought your dad just had the stall.
11:03Yeah, but I took what he had, and I ran with it.
11:07Chippy.
11:08Pie shop.
11:09Stool.
11:10Laundry at the cafe, as he included my mum.
11:11If that isn't a business, then, Bauer, I don't know what is.
11:17Relaunch, cab office, and laundry.
11:20A bit basic, isn't it?
11:22Clean clothes and run cars.
11:24How complicated can it be?
11:25Right, well, where you see complicated, I see opportunity.
11:31All I want is a nice little business to see many months you're taking care of.
11:35Yeah, I know, I know, and that is why you've always been a drone.
11:37Oi, I ain't no drone.
11:40Well, it's not a bad thing.
11:41I mean, someone's got to do the donkey work.
11:42You want to think very carefully about what you say next.
11:44Yeah, but, look, all I'm saying is we can't all be thinkers, can we?
11:49I mean, think about it, all right?
11:52You have just bought a business.
11:54Cab office.
11:54Cab office, from Cat Slater, and you want to keep it exactly the same way as it is.
12:00What's wrong with it?
12:00Right, make a few changes, all right?
12:04Have some inspiration, be creative.
12:07I mean, that place, that place could be a goal point.
12:11And that is why you've got me.
12:13I mean, if you want to run a successful business, okay,
12:16you need to get the punters in, right?
12:19Put a face to the name.
12:22Right, you've got to give them some inspiration.
12:24I mean, that, that's got about as much inspiration as a wooden spoon.
12:29It's been ages cold in these.
12:31Hmm.
12:31Well, the future.
12:33Leave the inspiration to me.
12:34So, because you found out what they were planning, she accused you of coming on to her.
12:42How could she make up something like that?
12:45I mean, it's disgusting.
12:48Does Oscar believe it, do you think?
12:50Yeah, he loves her, doesn't he?
12:53I mean, he was more just a bloke who blew his family up and he disappeared on him.
12:56You're more than that, Max.
13:01I'll talk to him again.
13:03Talk to him and don't stop until he sees your side.
13:05There's no point in there, right?
13:06Everyone thinks they've got me figured out, aren't they?
13:10Max, Branny, into younger women.
13:12Can't keep it in their trousers.
13:13Why are you assuming that no one's going to believe you?
13:19I do.
13:22Maybe you're different.
13:27You spent a long time trying to get your kids back on side.
13:31You can't just give up on that because some little madam's got it in for you.
13:35You need to fight for your family.
13:38Will you risk losing Oscar for good?
13:41Is that true?
13:43I've told Oscar not to go off, anyway.
13:48How's he been?
13:49He's all right, yeah.
13:50A bit quieter than usual, but it's been quite nice, actually.
13:53You two look serious.
13:54Don't tell me.
13:55Max Blanning's wandering lines.
13:57Jasmine isn't exactly doing this sunshine, is she?
14:01She could have made this whole thing up.
14:03I mean, this is Max we're talking about, aren't we?
14:05Oscar could be on the next train out of here.
14:09He's been doing better than he has for years.
14:10I need him to stay here with us.
14:14Can you see that Jasmine?
14:15Just tell him to stay away from her.
14:17All right.
14:18All right.
14:18Well, you just leave it, yeah?
14:23You've already made this mess that I'm going to have to clear up, as usual.
14:27Then we're back to work.
14:29Yeah.
14:34You're laughing all this, isn't it?
14:36Well, then you're welcome.
14:37And why would I do that?
14:39Hey, Sidney, I'm just trying to turn my son away.
14:42Sounds a lot like karma to me.
14:44Looking for your next business venture?
15:00Well, even a dinosaur like me uses internet these days, but, yeah, it's not my to-do list.
15:06Well, don't bother.
15:08Yeah, because I can have ten grand in your account by the end of play today.
15:14Do you mind?
15:15Find the estate agent.
15:17Because I don't give all for these to someone else.
15:23What's going on?
15:25Sorry, I thought you'd be biting me hand off.
15:26I don't offer sweeteners like this to just anyone, you know?
15:31Yeah, well, that's sort of a problem, isn't it?
15:34I mean, what is this?
15:36Is it pity or something else?
15:39No, it's business, George.
15:43I think you'll make a great go of the place.
15:46All right, and while you do, you can pay me back my estate plus 5%.
15:49Well, if I want a loan, I'll go to the bank.
16:01Wow.
16:03You wouldn't know an opportunity if it smacked you in the face.
16:09Do you know what?
16:12Find some other mug to front you.
16:19If you want to appeal to the people, okay, you've got to give them the personal touch,
16:36you know, a little bit of charisma.
16:41Me, successful businessman.
16:44Ye, lanky trainee baraboy with daddy issues.
16:48No, not today.
16:50I'm trying to set something up here, okay?
16:52Although some people think I am just a two-bit pie shop on nothing.
16:57Okay, that's very specific.
17:00All right, come on, analyze that for a long time.
17:06Ask a story about you.
17:09Owen's pretty upset about what's happening.
17:12I can only imagine what you're feeling.
17:14Set scanners and upsets.
17:16Sun's fired up.
17:18Are you really going to go?
17:23Listen, take it from someone who literally went to the other side of the world where they're
17:26just at night.
17:28They're four rooms.
17:29They just, they're following me.
17:32Look, Lauren and Louis will be a gassy.
17:35If you ever left.
17:38I would too.
17:39No, don't look for you.
17:45Just bring her back.
17:48So,
17:49on your feet.
17:51I wish someone would offer me ten crown out of the blue.
17:55You don't know Nicola.
17:58Nothing comes without strings attached with her.
18:01Hang on, aren't you two supposed to be on the same side?
18:03She's having your kid.
18:05Which is why the last thing I need is to be in debt to her.
18:10She says it's just business.
18:12But how can it be?
18:13Yeah.
18:14Like you just said.
18:15Me and her, we've got a lot more going on, so.
18:18Maybe she's thinking about herself.
18:22Well, in Wilford East, you're a bloke with assets, but without it, you'll be paying
18:26child support in IOUs.
18:29Well, what are your reasons?
18:31If you've seen me use a free to bankroll mind your business, I would get the hands off.
18:36That's just me, George.
18:38I'm a salesman.
18:41Well, aren't you?
18:43So, I'm saying, you don't know what to stop in here.
18:45Yeah, he's, uh, he's got his game console, right?
18:47He'll be up half the night, thrashing me.
18:49Well, tell him, if he can get you to do the dancing one, I'll slip him a tenner.
18:52Come and join us, if you like.
18:54I'd love to.
18:56But I, um, I've got a spa treatment at Wilford General that I need to pack full.
19:17I've got a spa treatment at Wilford General that I need to pack full.
19:22I've got a spa treatment at Wilford General that I need to pack full.
19:28I've got a spa treatment at Wilford General that I need to pack full.
19:34Kathleen Moon, I know she didn't bring any bags back, isn't there?
19:37Yeah, didn't I ditch the shop in Uncle Gene instead?
19:40She said that Jazz was fast from the start.
19:43Yeah, we want her wide, don't we?
19:44Well, she's better now.
19:46I was hoping she'd change her mind and realise she was wrong.
19:50Can I see?
19:50Can, tell us a little you'd keep an eye on Jazz when you promised.
19:56Yeah, and I'm keeping it.
19:58I guess there's the best chance you've got of getting somebody out of jail.
20:01From now on, I ain't getting her out of sight.
20:12I actually asked Peter to take the boys out so that I could talk to you.
20:17You're just going to slow Jazz off.
20:18No, I'm not.
20:20It's hard being in this family sometimes.
20:25The good and happy memories, they all just sort of get tangled.
20:33Me and Abby, when we were little girls,
20:36that stupid gerbil thing that she had to...
20:39You being born...
20:43It all just sort of gets mixed in with Mum and Dad and all the drama.
20:50Dad and Stacey, Dad and...
20:53Dad and...
20:54Whoever.
20:55Exactly.
20:56But for what it's worth, I do think that he's really trying.
21:04And I think it's only fair that we hear his side of this story, too.
21:10Only when you're ready.
21:13For now, I'm mainly worried about you.
21:16Look, I ain't saying it's not been hard, but...
21:25We're getting there.
21:29You're getting there.
21:30Surely you've got to know that running away is not a good idea.
21:37I didn't exactly come up with it, though.
21:40Yeah, but you went along with it, though.
21:43You've got yourself into a lot of trouble just going along with other people's bad ideas.
21:48Do you not think it's time that you start listening to yourself for once?
21:54I know, but...
21:55Jazz...
21:55No, Oscar, are you not hearing me?
22:02Deep down, I think you know what you've got to do.
22:06Just press your gut, yeah?
22:09I love you.
22:32Hello?
22:33It's me.
22:34Um, I've been thinking, and...
22:40I want to leave.
22:43Okay, then.
22:45Bye.
22:51Listen, I'm sorry we didn't make the workshop.
22:54I know how much it meant.
22:55Yeah.
22:57So our family needed you.
22:59Your aunts have got to come first.
23:01You need parenting workshops, anyway.
23:03They're saying that there's still a lot I could learn.
23:05Can I ask any one of my kids?
23:08You've spent the day in the support of our aunts, okay?
23:11Oh.
23:12You've been parenting their parents on top of that, so I think...
23:17If we are lucky enough to get...
23:19Whatever that kid's got going.
23:21I don't want to be in case for the family.
23:24What is your problem?
23:30Excuse me?
23:32Being with my brother.
23:33I can manage your little things with you.
23:34I don't care, but you don't get to die.
23:36I just break up my whole family.
23:37What's this all about?
23:38You call yourselves a family, really?
23:40Yeah.
23:41Yeah, I do.
23:41We love each other no matter what.
23:43You, you're just spiteful.
23:44Well, Lauren, hold on a second.
23:46I'm not sure our man's wrong doing nothing to do with Jasmine.
23:48I know what my dad's like, yeah, I know.
23:50But I also know when he's telling the truth.
23:53He did not touch you.
23:55I can literally smell the lies in you.
23:57Stop this now, Lauren.
23:58Just tell the truth.
23:59Tell the truth now, or I'll put a scant-shaped hole in that wall.
24:05Oi, no one talks to my granddaughter, are they?
24:07Not in my pub.
24:08Not ever.
24:10Why did you do it?
24:11Why?
24:12Are you that insecure?
24:14You can't just share him with his own family.
24:16I mean, who are you?
24:18Who even are you?
24:20All right, as your last chance, either walk out or I'll sling you out.
24:24Yeah, I'm going.
24:30All right, Jess, I'll get you a drink, darling.
24:32Cheers.
24:34Listen, I know things are tense at the minute, and we don't know each other.
24:38But I will do anything to protect you.
24:41I'll do anything.
24:42I think I need to know each other.
24:56Oh, yeah, you picked on someone who actually deserves it.
25:00Smart to accuse Max Brannan.
25:03Everyone knows he does his thinking with his downstairs brain.
25:06I didn't accuse him of anything that wasn't true.
25:08You might think you fooled both sides of your family, but you don't fool me, Jasmine.
25:14Why is everyone always talking about how messed up my family is?
25:17What, can't none of you take a look in the mirror?
25:19You're a liar.
25:21And sooner or later, everyone is going to know it.
25:24Says the woman who faked her own death.
25:26Oh, and I haven't forgotten the buzz I got from pushing you down the stairs, by the way.
25:32You know, next time, I wouldn't even need to get my hands dirty.
25:35Surely your family like the Fords can't be that hard to track down.
25:39Wouldn't they just love to know where you've washed up?
25:55Nicola.
25:56Is that office still on the table?
26:00Depends.
26:01You still don't have the same bad attitude as earlier.
26:05But I'm going to beg you to take my money, George.
26:07Well, yeah.
26:09I just have a friend of mine and then, uh, she said I was a mother to tell you down, so.
26:16But you do understand why I'm worried?
26:19Not really.
26:20No.
26:21We're going to be co-parenting soon.
26:25I don't want to start out with your foot on my neck, that's all.
26:27Start turning a profit.
26:32Lean your back.
26:34I'll be out of the picture before this baby's off the boob.
26:38So that's the contract repayment method, uh, everything above board.
26:44Strictly business.
26:46Yeah.
26:46When you sign a contract with me, you better stick to it.
26:49If you like your kneecaps, that is.
26:58Come on, ladies.
27:06I'm giving you a cocktail.
27:08I want a cocktail.
27:12It might be sexy to me to come round.
27:14You'd be loving watching my stuff, wouldn't you?
27:19Do you want my help, Max?
27:21Don't help me, Cindy.
27:22I hate me more than Jasmine does.
27:24It's not all about you, you know, or me.
27:28Think about Lauren, Pete's at the kids.
27:31What are you talking about?
27:32I thought the worst thing that little witch could do to me was boot me down the stairs.
27:40No, now she's...
27:41She knows something about me.
27:44About my post.
27:46Pretty much said if I step out of line.
27:50Dancing to the tune of psychotic teenager is not an option.
27:59Should we find a way to get rid of her?
28:02Everyone's a winner.
28:08Nothing will change the way I feel about you, Max.
28:12The things you did to my children, there is no going back from that.
28:15Do you understand?
28:16Yeah, of course.
28:19We're in our friends, Cindy.
28:23Jasmine is a nasty, cunning liar.
28:27Who will trample on anyone to get what she wants.
28:30She might be the sequel, but I'm the original.
28:37And whatever we come up with, that nasty little broken child will never see it coming.
28:44EastEnders fans.
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29:01You will not need a VPN for this.
29:03Please, guys.
29:04Support me only then.
29:06I can post this episode daily.
29:08We'll see.
29:14Is now going to stop.
29:16We'll be the intruded.
29:16We'll see.
29:17We'll see you next time.
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