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00:00:00Buy lingerie. Check. Bikini watch. Check. Get boyfriend. Check. Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:28Shh. Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear?
00:00:38Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick. Morning, Dick.
00:00:45Double shot of espresso and a mocha frap with nonfat milk, right?
00:00:49You're perfect. Thank you.
00:00:50Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:00:53Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have got ready.
00:00:57Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee.
00:00:59No. I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:14Want coffee?
00:01:17Right. Right. Sorry.
00:01:18Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend.
00:01:33All right. All right. All right. All right. I'm sorry. No, babe. You'll see. You look great.
00:01:38Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.
00:01:40Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:51Let me remake your coffee.
00:01:53Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:07Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:02:10She's such a slut.
00:02:12As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:02:14Yeah.
00:02:15Watch this. Oh, Mikey. Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:02:20Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things.
00:02:23Like making coffee.
00:02:26Or having sex.
00:02:28Tosh, no. Come on.
00:02:30Oh, my God. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:35Yes? So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:45Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:53Brooke, is it? Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:57What? I literally don't even know you.
00:02:59Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:03:03You should be more careful who you're sleeping with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:07Oh, my God. What?
00:03:10It was just chlamydia!
00:03:13Oh, fuck you all!
00:03:14Sounds like she already did.
00:03:17Oh, boy.
00:03:33I-I'm really, really sorry.
00:03:36I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:38He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:43Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:50All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:55No. So, go ahead and put this on.
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:00He?
00:04:06A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:04:10This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:14Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:16It's Luke. Luke is a gynecologist. My gynecologist.
00:04:40Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor titty-champ as it's yours.
00:04:44Right. My first time.
00:04:46Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:50Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me. I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:04:58Oh, no. He remembers me.
00:05:01So, you are here looking for a prescription for birth control.
00:05:05Yes.
00:05:06Bad asshole.
00:05:08Yes.
00:05:09I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:05:12if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:15I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:18I will use a condom.
00:05:21I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:05:23He's not good for you.
00:05:24Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're...
00:05:25Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:28Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:33I'm ready.
00:05:34I think I'm ready.
00:05:36Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole,
00:05:38but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me, so...
00:05:40You know what?
00:05:41I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:46Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:50Breast exam?
00:05:52Breast exam?
00:05:53If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's... I like it. It's fine.
00:06:02It's probably easier to get my back.
00:06:04It's okay.
00:06:12It's okay.
00:06:13Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:15Stop it. Stop.
00:06:18My hands are cold.
00:06:19No, they're perfect.
00:06:21Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:23There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:28There are no abnormalities.
00:06:30Thank you, Luke.
00:06:35Dr. Miller.
00:06:37That wasn't so bad.
00:06:38Sophie, can you put your feet up and stir for me?
00:06:46Okay, yes.
00:06:47I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs,
00:06:50but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:57All right?
00:06:58You're doing good.
00:07:00I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:10All right.
00:07:11I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:17I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:22So, do you like younger women?
00:07:24I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:30No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago,
00:07:35or a while ago, actually.
00:07:36So, in my great-grandfather's honor,
00:07:39I donate a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:41Oh, duh.
00:07:42Now he thinks you think he's a creep.
00:07:44Amazing.
00:07:45Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:50All right?
00:07:53Relax for me.
00:07:53You're doing good.
00:07:55His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:57Oh, my gosh.
00:07:58I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:08Did he?
00:08:10All right.
00:08:12He's so noticed.
00:08:14Oh, my God.
00:08:15Everything looks good.
00:08:17No hard memoralities.
00:08:18All right?
00:08:21Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:33I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:39All right, so, here's your break.
00:08:46Should I bring it sooner to the cafe?
00:08:48All right.
00:08:51She's my patient.
00:09:00Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:04You are so graphic.
00:09:08Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:11You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:15Luke.
00:09:16Are you serious?
00:09:18You got a finger by the eye?
00:09:19I don't want to talk to you.
00:09:20He buys coffee from you.
00:09:21Vee, Luke.
00:09:23Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:26So, is he, like, good with his fingers, or?
00:09:30Shut up, Everly.
00:09:31Shit.
00:09:32He's so sexy.
00:09:33Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:36Bye.
00:09:36Don't worry.
00:09:38Okay?
00:09:39Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:40Okay, Soph?
00:09:41Yes.
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:43Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:45Like.
00:09:45I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:54Why do I even care?
00:10:00Yo.
00:10:01Are you ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:03Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:05You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:11You're dating a nun.
00:10:13She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:14I'm calling it.
00:10:15Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:19I just can't prove it.
00:10:21You will soon.
00:10:24You're going to film her?
00:10:25Dude, you're sick.
00:10:31What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:33A little bit of this.
00:10:36And she's going to go feral.
00:10:40Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
00:10:43Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:44Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:49You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:53Hey.
00:10:54You need to pay.
00:10:59Fuck!
00:10:59My eyes!
00:11:00What the fuck?
00:11:01Where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops?
00:11:05K-K-Kailey Avenue, Apartment 2.
00:11:08I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:16The lady.
00:11:34Nervous?
00:11:35Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
00:11:40than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:45Nervous?
00:11:47I'm a little nervous.
00:11:49Hey.
00:11:50Don't be.
00:11:51You know my cherries I popped?
00:11:57Wait.
00:11:58What?
00:12:00I'm sorry.
00:12:01I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:02We're going to have to wait.
00:12:03I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:04I can't do this.
00:12:08Are you kidding me?
00:12:09I'm sorry.
00:12:10You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:12Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:15I'm going home.
00:12:22There it is.
00:12:22There it is.
00:12:25The hell you are.
00:12:27Not until I get something.
00:12:31No.
00:12:31No.
00:12:32Stop, Mike.
00:12:36Stop.
00:12:37Stop.
00:12:38Hey.
00:12:45Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:50Dr. Miller.
00:12:52Hey, Sophie.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:54Hey, stay with me.
00:12:55Hey, Sophie.
00:12:58Hey.
00:13:01Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:02Did you take something?
00:13:04What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:05Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:06Oh.
00:13:09Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:11Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:13I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:15If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:17I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:19What?
00:13:19What's so funny?
00:13:20You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:22Says who?
00:13:23You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:27I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:28My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:32That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:36Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:40Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:41No, no, no.
00:13:42And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:44No, no, no.
00:13:45Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:47It was just a joke.
00:13:47Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:52Hey.
00:13:54Hey, come on.
00:14:02She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:13Either way, it's not good.
00:14:21You stole me from my date?
00:14:24Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:14:30I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult.
00:14:32Conversation.
00:14:33Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:35I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:45What much did you have to drink?
00:14:47I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:51Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:55Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:57Tell me this.
00:14:57Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:02I was at the bar, all right?
00:15:07And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:15No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:20No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:23First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:35And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:42I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:45I'm sorry, Soph.
00:15:54So, if you want my virginity, Luke,
00:15:56you can have it.
00:16:05Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:15Are you hard right now?
00:16:23We're mid-argument.
00:16:26That's so wrong.
00:16:28You're drunk.
00:16:28I'm taking you home.
00:16:29What are you doing?
00:16:33You're drunk.
00:16:34I'm taking you home.
00:16:34What?
00:16:35No, I can't go home.
00:16:36My roommate's there.
00:16:37I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:39She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:48We're here.
00:16:50Here?
00:16:50Where is here?
00:16:52My place.
00:16:54You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:58If you're comfortable.
00:16:59I want to.
00:17:01I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:03I'm cool with that.
00:17:05But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:08Smooth, Silky.
00:17:11Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:23You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:37The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:41How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:54It's huge.
00:17:56I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:59Not all tight spaces.
00:18:01Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:05Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:18:07You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:08Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:11Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:18I'm happy.
00:18:19I'm happy.
00:18:41You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:54You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:59I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:02You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:19:06Wait.
00:19:07You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and
00:19:14draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:17No, Mrs. Dill.
00:19:18And why me?
00:19:19I'm nothing special.
00:19:23You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:26You're kind to people.
00:19:29And you're beautiful.
00:19:32Who is that?
00:19:45This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:49Um, you have to hide right now.
00:19:52All right?
00:19:53Come on.
00:19:54Luke, are you home?
00:20:03Lukey, come out, come out.
00:20:07Stop playing.
00:20:08I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:11I know you're not on call.
00:20:12Don't say a word.
00:20:19There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:26Are you seriously going to hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:28What the hell?
00:20:31She's a dean's daughter.
00:20:33We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.
00:20:35She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:37Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:39Shh.
00:20:42What are you doing?
00:20:45You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:47I'm sleeping.
00:20:49Why don't I join you?
00:20:55I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:58Like what, baby?
00:21:00Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:02Ice cubes?
00:21:04What ice cubes?
00:21:05Like call the cops.
00:21:07Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:09Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:10Come on, Lukey.
00:21:12You know you love screwing me.
00:21:17Ah!
00:21:18Ah!
00:21:20I have someone new in my life.
00:21:24Someone new?
00:21:25Who the fuck is she?
00:21:27I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:29And if you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.
00:21:32Then I'm going to call the dean.
00:21:34And I'm going to let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:38Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:39No.
00:21:39You can't!
00:21:40One.
00:21:44Two.
00:21:44Fine!
00:21:45Fine!
00:21:46I'm leaving.
00:21:49You're lost.
00:21:50Oh my god, Luke.
00:22:00Holy shit.
00:22:16You smell like booze.
00:22:18I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:21What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:23I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:30You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:37You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:56My virginity?
00:22:57Yep.
00:23:00Still intact.
00:23:04Fuck my life.
00:23:06Language, Mrs. Dill.
00:23:07Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:11I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:14Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:17What would you have me do?
00:23:19Don't say it.
00:23:19Don't say it.
00:23:21You could join me.
00:23:22Selfie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:36Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:39There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:42I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:24:04But?
00:24:04But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:08You're my patient for one.
00:24:10In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:13I'm graduating this year.
00:24:16Second.
00:24:18You're a virgin.
00:24:21Ouch.
00:24:22I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:24You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:37You're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:43I don't make both.
00:24:44I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards, all right, sweetheart?
00:24:48I'm not that guy.
00:24:54Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:57I'm a big girl.
00:24:58I can handle myself.
00:25:01Unless you're just not interested.
00:25:04I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:11Someone's jealous.
00:25:14Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to
00:25:18have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:19Because it's cheap.
00:25:24Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform, when you bend over and make me my
00:25:38cup of coffee.
00:25:40You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:45So do it.
00:25:47I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:53Ready?
00:25:54What's that?
00:26:01As your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:08Sorry, Sophie.
00:26:11Are you kidding me?
00:26:19Can I, uh, can I get, uh...
00:26:21Continue.
00:26:22You're killing me.
00:26:22So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:27Uh, virgin?
00:26:28Yeah.
00:26:29I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:34Can you wait?
00:26:38Oh my god.
00:26:39Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I looked his age up by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed
00:26:46like you.
00:26:47He respects you, dummy.
00:26:48Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:51I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy, all the things I'm not.
00:26:55You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:59A Cadillac pussy.
00:27:01A Cadillac pussy.
00:27:02And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:27:04Watch.
00:27:05Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:09No.
00:27:10Can you just...
00:27:11Order?
00:27:12I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern, but a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:33Hey, Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:39What do you want?
00:27:41I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:44I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:50Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:53He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:55Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:28:02Can you believe it?
00:28:04Sophie's evil.
00:28:06First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:09A slut.
00:28:10Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:12Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:21Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:23Of course he was never yours.
00:28:25Sophie, you can have him.
00:28:31You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:33I didn't do this.
00:28:34I swear.
00:28:35I would never.
00:28:36What's going on?
00:28:37Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:39No, I didn't.
00:28:40I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:42Hey, that's the Dean's daughter.
00:28:44Sophie?
00:28:46I'm calling the police.
00:28:48No, I would never do this.
00:28:49Please.
00:28:50She just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:52We need a medic too.
00:28:54I'm a doctor.
00:28:55I'm a doctor.
00:28:56I'm a doctor.
00:29:01No, no, no, no.
00:29:02I'm fine.
00:29:03I'll just be going.
00:29:04We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:19I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:20Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:21Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:22It was for a friend.
00:29:23You liar.
00:29:24I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:25Let me go.
00:29:26Oh, no, no, no.
00:29:27No, no, no, no.
00:29:28I'm fine.
00:29:29I'll just be going.
00:29:30I'll just be going.
00:29:31We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:32I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:34Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:36No, no, no, no.
00:29:37No, no, no, no.
00:29:38Why don't you drink caffeine?
00:29:39Why don't you drink caffeine?
00:29:40Why don't you drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:43It was for a friend.
00:29:45You liar.
00:29:46I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:48Let me go.
00:29:49I don't want to press charges.
00:29:52Just a moment.
00:30:04Oh my God.
00:30:05You're crazy. You're actually crazy.
00:30:08Luke, please, I can explain. She's not right for you.
00:30:13Breaking into my house, stealing my pager.
00:30:16That's normal for you, Gina. I get it.
00:30:18But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:26Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:29She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:32I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:34Stop, Luke. This isn't you.
00:30:38You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:40She's nothing.
00:30:42A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:45You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:48Officer, take her away.
00:30:53Let's go!
00:30:55You bitch! You don't deserve him!
00:30:58Let's go!
00:31:00I knew she was psycho.
00:31:02You couldn't even hurt a flight even if someone paid you to...
00:31:06Thanks, Ev.
00:31:07Sophie, I'm sorry. I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:11Take the day.
00:31:12Someone's waiting for their new test drive. Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:22You came just to save me?
00:31:26Of course I did.
00:31:27I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so...
00:31:36I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:40I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:41Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you. I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:50I don't think she's as crazy as you think. I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:05What do you mean?
00:32:09I mean, you... reject all of my advances and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:17What do you see in me? Or am I just... entertainment to you?
00:32:23Entertainment? Sophie, if you were just to entertain me I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:28You're just... young.
00:32:35I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:38Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:50What do you want?
00:32:55You.
00:32:58Take me seriously.
00:33:02Get in the car.
00:33:04What? To where?
00:33:06Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:09What?
00:33:10Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:28I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:40We're doing both.
00:33:42My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here. The vacation home.
00:33:47Your vacation home? As in you have multiple?
00:33:50Wow.
00:33:52Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:34:01And you have a butler? At your vacation mansion? Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money. What the hell?
00:34:08Look, I didn't say it because I don't want you to stress out. The truth is, yes. My family's rich.
00:34:14But we're not here to impress them. We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:18And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:22Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:40Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:47I'm not.
00:34:48Hang on. What even am I to Luke?
00:34:52Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:35:02Girlfriend? No way.
00:35:05Wait, focus, Sophie. Manners.
00:35:08Nice to meet you, Ms. Miller.
00:35:13Girlfriend?
00:35:16What happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:17Oh, Gina?
00:35:18The Dean's daughter? The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:23Ouch.
00:35:26Mother, again, as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:30And my date to the gala.
00:35:31If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again, I'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:36Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:40Oh, you ungrateful child.
00:35:46If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:49Oh, before we go.
00:35:50Which room do you keep to ditches Dior and Versace? She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:56Fourth floor, third door on your view.
00:35:59Thank you, Mother.
00:36:01Good to see you.
00:36:02That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:18Your brother has lost it.
00:36:20Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy.
00:36:23Is your mom always so...
00:36:34Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:36Yeah.
00:36:38That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:41But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so I come back every year.
00:36:47You care a lot about your patients. That's sweet.
00:36:50I do.
00:36:51Plus, the other perk is I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:55What does that mean?
00:37:06Luke, you did not.
00:37:13Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:15I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:17That's done.
00:37:18I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:19You said you want all of them.
00:37:22They're yours.
00:37:2880...
00:37:30I can't accept this. This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:33Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:36Why do you like me?
00:37:38Why do you like me?
00:37:40I'm just a college student and you're... you.
00:37:45Dr. Trust Fund baby.
00:37:47You're cultured. Your parents host charity events.
00:37:51You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:52I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:37:56It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:37:58It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:14Of course it's too late.
00:38:15Now we're already falling for you.
00:38:16Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:24Because...
00:38:26I want it to be right.
00:38:28I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of me.
00:38:31To take advantage of you.
00:38:34But take it slow.
00:38:39Even though...
00:38:43There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:46Really?
00:38:53Really.
00:39:01Come back here.
00:39:18I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:23Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:26You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:31Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:39Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:47You know, I'm gonna get you back for this.
00:39:58Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:02That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:06He dumped my best friend?
00:40:08The gala is tonight.
00:40:10And Luke is supposed to have the Dean's daughter on his arm.
00:40:14Not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:16Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:20Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:21I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake.
00:40:33Mm-hmm.
00:40:35That's my girl.
00:40:36That's my girl.
00:40:39Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:42I promise you, you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:44Holy shit.
00:40:46It's not about being pretty. I just...
00:40:50I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:40:51I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:40:52Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:40:57You're so refreshing.
00:40:59I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:01I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:03Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:21You're so refreshing.
00:41:24You ready?
00:41:28Wow.
00:41:30She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:32Yeah, you never said your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:41:34Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:37Shut up.
00:41:39He was a two and a half.
00:41:40I'm sorry.
00:41:41I'm sorry.
00:41:42I'm sorry.
00:41:43I'm sorry.
00:41:44I'm sorry.
00:41:45I'm sorry.
00:41:46I'm sorry.
00:41:47I'm sorry.
00:41:48I'm sorry.
00:41:49I'm sorry.
00:41:50I'm sorry.
00:41:51I'm sorry.
00:41:52I'm sorry.
00:41:53There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance fell on the train.
00:41:56If my brother marries this nobody, it's that of Gina.
00:41:59I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial charity event.
00:42:08This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:11Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:17Cheers.
00:42:18Girlfriend?
00:42:19Not for long.
00:42:20Good evening everyone.
00:42:22Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful Sharon auction.
00:42:29Our first item.
00:42:30An all expense paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing iconic volcano.
00:42:32views.
00:42:33Starting big.
00:42:34$5,000.
00:42:35$5,000.
00:42:36$5,000.
00:42:37$5,000.
00:42:38$5,000.
00:42:39$5,000.
00:42:40Now six.
00:42:41It's going to six.
00:42:42Bora Bora after finals.
00:42:43That's pretty good.
00:42:44Can I get.
00:42:45I don't know.
00:42:46I know.
00:42:47You need to come home.
00:42:48You can ride some money.
00:42:49Look at that.
00:42:50This is a boy.
00:42:51That's right.
00:42:52The name.
00:42:53I love.
00:42:54What is this?
00:42:55I love.
00:42:56I love it.
00:42:57I love it.
00:42:58I love it.
00:42:59I love it.
00:43:00I love it.
00:43:01You love it.
00:43:02I love it.
00:43:03I love it.
00:43:04I love it.
00:43:06I love it.
00:43:07I know.
00:43:08It's a good show.
00:43:09Can I get you need to come quick my wife's having allergic reaction you okay?
00:43:25What is it? My throat. Oh, you're not free
00:43:30So number 12 $7,000 all-expense-paid trip to Borobor give him a round of applause congratulations
00:43:43Actually, we have one more item up for grabs
00:43:47Miss Tisdale a gorgeous student has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man
00:43:54Now according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth
00:44:00What a hussy auctioning a blowjob. I hope dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to
00:44:07I mean the poor guy is sending to a patient. I knew that you were too classless for this family poor Lukey
00:44:15She hasn't fooled trailer trash skank
00:44:19Who let her kind in here? I wouldn't do that. I would never I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale
00:44:26Hmm really Sophie no one wants you for a thousand
00:44:31All right 500 all right 500 for the poor girl
00:44:38She's got student loans whatever that means
00:44:41Where's Luke?
00:44:46Reed
00:44:50I don't see anything wrong here. No my throat it hurts
00:44:54Don't throw me
00:44:55I recognize you. You're one of my sister's shithead friends. What the hell's going on here?
00:44:58Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro
00:45:00Patrick
00:45:01Get out of my way. Why lower your standards? We're millionaires. She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be
00:45:07Oh
00:45:14You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money
00:45:17Motherfucker
00:45:20450
00:45:22400
00:45:26Oh, all right
00:45:28I mean look I know Sophie is just being modest poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom
00:45:34I'll help the young lady then maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:44Sold for four hundred dollars
00:45:47Wow, Sophie looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods
00:45:51That's rude serena after you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year. Lukey watch your mouth right now
00:46:10What was that you're saying about class latisha darling
00:46:13You idiot get off the stage we're leaving mom he's embarrassing me
00:46:25You're humiliating me in front of my friends you hussy
00:46:28No need my dear
00:46:30Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you after all of
00:46:36This
00:46:36No
00:46:38But but no
00:46:41No
00:46:42Young man that information you gave is illegal you're a doctor
00:46:48Greg i was waiting to get to you you want to bid on my girlfriend
00:46:52Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend stephanie how's she recovering from her boob job
00:46:56No no no no no no no
00:47:04Stephanie
00:47:13I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got you can't you see yes my family might own the clinic that you all go to
00:47:21But I practiced on the university, so you can't touch me
00:47:24So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:27I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity
00:47:30and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:33Let's go.
00:47:35Get to writing.
00:47:37Let's go. Everybody out.
00:47:46Where'd these assholes go?
00:47:48You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:50I would have been okay.
00:47:51I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:53No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:55Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight
00:47:57than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:59Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:02You alright?
00:48:16What are you looking for?
00:48:18I paid for all the booze, so...
00:48:21I figure how the night went,
00:48:23I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:27Right.
00:48:29Okay.
00:48:30Make me...
00:48:33an appletini.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36Seriously?
00:48:37Alright, so...
00:48:39Vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur...
00:48:43Can we just do something easier?
00:48:45You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:50Move.
00:48:55Can you open that?
00:48:58Thank you!
00:48:59No.
00:49:02Alright.
00:49:03Let's just make it simple.
00:49:05Body shots.
00:49:09I've never done that before.
00:49:11Seriously?
00:49:13What do you mean? You're like so old.
00:49:15I was trying to get into school.
00:49:16I didn't have time to...
00:49:18do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:20He just said you're hot.
00:49:22Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:24Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:35Holy shit.
00:49:36Holy shit.
00:49:57Alright, I got the hang of that.
00:49:59Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:50:01Now or never, Sophie. Go for it.
00:50:02New rule.
00:50:04You can't choose the same place twice.
00:50:06Is that so?
00:50:08Then...
00:50:10where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:11Like me.
00:50:20Shame, shame.
00:50:21You're tryna play with my emotion.
00:50:25Play, blame.
00:50:26Only you feel like a devotion.
00:50:29How'd you ever think?
00:50:30You could pull this shit.
00:50:32Think you could get away with it.
00:50:34Be careful what you get.
00:50:36Cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:37I'm sorry, was that...
00:50:49You drove me fucking wild.
00:50:52Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:00God, I'm an idiot.
00:51:02Wait, what?
00:51:03Sophie, I want to fly.
00:51:05I'm sorry.
00:51:07Fuck.
00:51:08Luke, no, no, no.
00:51:10I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:12I wanna do this with you.
00:51:13Lose my virginity.
00:51:15Sophie.
00:51:17Don't Sophie me.
00:51:18That's so patronizing.
00:51:22Okay, I'm trying.
00:51:24But I'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:27I don't wanna be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:30I'm terrified of it.
00:51:32It's this that hurts me.
00:51:33What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:35What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:38Being here, Sophie.
00:51:40Did you see what happened here today?
00:51:43I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:45My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:48I mean, of course I wanna be with you.
00:51:51But am I right for you?
00:51:53And you really wanna take on this baggage?
00:51:56I might be a virgin, but this whole,
00:51:57it's not you, it's me thing, is really freshman year.
00:52:05Sophie, where are you going?
00:52:07I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:08I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:11You think you're doing me this favor, but really,
00:52:14you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:18Don't follow me.
00:52:19Follow me.
00:52:24Damn it.
00:52:32Guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:36What's the point in talking to me now? You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:56Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:57Nope.
00:52:59Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:53:02So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:53:05All to myself.
00:53:09What?
00:53:11You heard me.
00:53:13Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:16Seriously?
00:53:18You're into this?
00:53:19Like, he might want to like hook up?
00:53:22Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:24Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:26Wow. I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:28Maybe he leaves the problem.
00:53:30I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:34Pause.
00:53:36What did you just say?
00:53:40I'm a virgin?
00:53:44She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:46Aw, cute.
00:53:47Excuse me?
00:53:48Too much work.
00:53:50You're probably super clingy too.
00:53:52You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:55S-sweetie? I'm a senior.
00:53:58That's even sadder.
00:54:01You were just into me.
00:54:02Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:06You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:08But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:10You know?
00:54:11You're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy.
00:54:16Sorry.
00:54:18Bleh.
00:54:19I'm Bleh.
00:54:20I'm Bleh.
00:54:27I'm in this $80,000 dress and I can't even get a stupid horny crack guy to get with me.
00:54:35He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:37Oh, and Luke.
00:54:38Of course, Luke on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me and I guess he was just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:49You know what?
00:54:50Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:51I'm at the hospital right now.
00:54:52Oh, look at me.
00:54:53I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor and I'm also hot as fuck and I just love to leave girls on with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:09Say something, asshole.
00:55:10Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:11So you can what?
00:55:12Not have sex?
00:55:13Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:14I think I'll stay right here where the guys at least have, I don't know, the decency to not lead me on.
00:55:24Guys?
00:55:25What guys?
00:55:26Did someone do something to you?
00:55:27Of course not.
00:55:28They said I was too messy.
00:55:31Too messy and too much and I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:36Sophie.
00:55:37You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:39I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:43I'm coming to get you, get the phone on you, alright?
00:55:54Sophie.
00:55:55Sophie.
00:55:56Sophie.
00:55:57Sophie.
00:55:58Hey, wake up.
00:56:03I got you.
00:56:04Come on, man.
00:56:19Is she...?
00:56:25She's fine.
00:56:26She's...
00:56:28Bottled water and two of these in the morning.
00:56:30I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is gonna hit her hard.
00:56:36Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me.
00:56:54Rise and shine, party animal.
00:56:59You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:04You feel like shit.
00:57:06You look like shit.
00:57:07But like, a million bucks.
00:57:10So is this a gift from Luke or...?
00:57:12Everly, the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name.
00:57:18He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:21But Luke brought you back to the job.
00:57:23Ev!
00:57:24I don't wanna hear it!
00:57:27I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:30I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:33So I've decided...
00:57:36I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:38Huh?
00:57:39Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:42People, guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:45unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:57:52I need you to help me look slutty.
00:57:54No way, I'm not gonna do that.
00:57:55You're not gonna help me look sexy?
00:57:56Why not?
00:57:57Soph, you are sexy.
00:57:58I'm not slutty sexy.
00:57:59Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:00I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:01I'm giving off...
00:58:02Don't fuck.
00:58:03Snooze fest.
00:58:04Boring.
00:58:06Soph, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself
00:58:07for the right guy.
00:58:08The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:10Burn me up.
00:58:11I don't know.
00:58:12I don't know.
00:58:13I'm a nun librarian.
00:58:14I'm giving off...
00:58:15Don't fuck.
00:58:16Snooze fest.
00:58:17Boring.
00:58:18Soph, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself
00:58:19for the right guy.
00:58:20The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:28Burn me up.
00:58:40Perfect.
00:59:05Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:07There's no way.
00:59:08That goes off.
00:59:09Yeah.
00:59:10It is.
00:59:11That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:13Okay.
00:59:14Dude, the makeover's actually working.
00:59:16Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:17Good.
00:59:18I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:19I mean more.
00:59:20Hm.
00:59:26Holy shit.
00:59:27There he is.
00:59:28Are you gonna say something?
00:59:32Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:34No.
00:59:35I'm just gonna make him regret everything.
00:59:37Mmm.
00:59:44Thanks, babe.
00:59:45It's all beautiful.
00:59:54And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:56A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
00:59:59I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:01What the hell's going on here?
01:00:02Stop interrupting, grandpa.
01:00:04The fuck did you just say?
01:00:06One latte.
01:00:07Coming right up.
01:00:10And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:12Sophie, what is this?
01:00:13You're dressed different.
01:00:14You're acting different.
01:00:15I don't get it.
01:00:16Oh, whoops.
01:00:17Let me get that for you.
01:00:26So did you want a coffee?
01:00:27The Ave Shining is on the house.
01:00:30Sophie, I don't...
01:00:31Is this like a punishment?
01:00:32I mean, if it is, I get it.
01:00:33But throwing yourself at other guys, it's not you.
01:00:35That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:38I gave you a chance.
01:00:40And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:00:41and isn't gonna embarrass me in the process.
01:00:44Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:47They do it on the land fair.
01:00:48You should come.
01:00:50She's got plans.
01:00:52Actually, I don't.
01:00:54My first frat party invite?
01:00:56Wow.
01:00:57This whole Hawkgirl act is actually working.
01:01:00We should bring you home, girl.
01:01:01Guy's gonna love you.
01:01:02I will. See you tonight.
01:01:06You're not going to bed.
01:01:07Newsflash.
01:01:08You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:09You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:11That's not true.
01:01:12Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:14My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:21Sophie, I'm not gonna let you throw your life away
01:01:22just because of me, alright?
01:01:23If I go to this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:26What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:32Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:35Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:37Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:40I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:46Everly, not funny.
01:01:47Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital
01:01:50and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:53If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:55How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games
01:01:57with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:02:00Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:06Red push-up bra or pink?
01:02:08Red.
01:02:09Red.
01:02:22Get in.
01:02:23Get Sophie safe.
01:02:24Get out.
01:02:26Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for.
01:02:29Sick costume, bro.
01:02:32Right.
01:02:33God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:40Sorry.
01:02:42Rules.
01:02:51Idiot.
01:02:55I have to get to her.
01:02:56Where is she?
01:03:00Stop being shy, you look hot.
01:03:04See?
01:03:08Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:09Why?
01:03:14Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Luke.
01:03:22No.
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:29I gotta have...
01:03:31I have to get to her.
01:03:32Where is it?
01:03:42I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:03:45He opened it immediately.
01:03:47He's so whipped.
01:03:49Welcome to the party.
01:03:50Do it at this house!
01:03:51Woo!
01:03:52Woo!
01:03:53Woo!
01:03:54Woo!
01:03:55Hell yeah!
01:03:56Looks a little something like this.
01:03:57Looks a little something like this.
01:03:58Looks a little bit like I can't miss.
01:03:59Ay, ay, ay.
01:04:00This is what you're talking about.
01:04:01It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:02It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:03So be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be.
01:04:07Woo!
01:04:08Woo!
01:04:09Woo!
01:04:10Woo!
01:04:11Hell yeah!
01:04:12What?
01:04:13Looks a little something like this.
01:04:14Looks a little bit like I can't miss.
01:04:15Ay, ay, ay.
01:04:16This is what you're talking about.
01:04:17It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:26So be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be!
01:04:36Woo!
01:04:37Yeah!
01:04:38Woo!
01:04:39Woo!
01:04:40Woo!
01:04:41Woo!
01:04:42Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:44Woo!
01:04:45Woo!
01:04:46Woo!
01:04:47Woo!
01:04:48Woo!
01:04:49Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:51Woo!
01:04:52Woo!
01:04:53Woo!
01:04:54Yeah!
01:04:55Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:00Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:07You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:09Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:11That's a lie.
01:05:12Wanna talk?
01:05:16Come on, Sophie!
01:05:17Let's play spin the bottle!
01:05:18I'm coming.
01:05:19My friend here's just leaving.
01:05:20Actually, I'll join.
01:05:21What?
01:05:22No.
01:05:23Don't wanna marry her!
01:05:24Who's going first?
01:05:25I'll spin.
01:05:26Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:27I hope it lands on me.
01:05:28He seems experienced.
01:05:33Fuck.
01:05:34Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:05:35Rolls a roll.
01:05:36As soon as the seven minutes left.
01:05:37I'm coming.
01:05:38I'm coming.
01:05:39I'm coming.
01:05:40I'm coming.
01:05:41I'm coming.
01:05:42I'm coming.
01:05:43I'm coming.
01:05:44I'm coming.
01:05:45I'm coming.
01:05:46I'm coming.
01:05:47I'm coming.
01:05:49I'm coming.
01:05:50I'm coming.
01:05:51I'm coming.
01:05:52I'm coming.
01:05:53I'm coming.
01:05:54I'm coming.
01:05:55I'm coming.
01:05:56I'm coming.
01:05:57I'm coming.
01:05:58I'm coming.
01:05:59Fuck.
01:06:00Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:02Rolls a roll.
01:06:03As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:04Can you talk like adults?
01:06:20Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:26You know, you dress like this, makes me want to fuck you right here.
01:06:34How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:04What?
01:07:23Time's up.
01:07:26What, were you just, you wanted to...
01:07:29I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:32Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:53So, how was it?
01:07:56Luke's a little too shy for me. I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:02Sophie.
01:08:12Me?
01:08:13Sophie, come on, him?
01:08:15You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:17Come on, Noah.
01:08:19Okay, so...
01:08:30I've never kissed anyone before!
01:08:32What?
01:08:33So, I'm gonna embarrass myself. So, I'm warning you...
01:08:37I'm...
01:08:38You can relax. I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:41Really?
01:08:42But...
01:08:43All the rumors!
01:08:44Everyone says you're freaky sex goddess.
01:08:47Derek says that you put your legs behind your head?
01:08:50I don't even know a Derek.
01:08:53I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:57I'm so screwed.
01:08:59Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:03They're gonna kill me.
01:09:04No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:06No, no.
01:09:07They're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:09:09Wait!
01:09:11I'll help you.
01:09:13How?
01:09:20It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:22Come on, virgin.
01:09:26Oh, they're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate!
01:09:29We don't have time. Just come here.
01:09:33You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:35Really? You don't... care?
01:09:38No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:40You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:43Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:49I owe you.
01:09:52Noah!
01:09:54Are you in there?
01:09:56Oh, yeah.
01:09:59It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:02Oh, yeah.
01:10:04Alright, that's enough.
01:10:08Sophie!
01:10:09You open the damn door!
01:10:11Okay, ready?
01:10:12It's working.
01:10:15Oh, you really wanna piss him off.
01:10:17He deserves it.
01:10:18100%.
01:10:43What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:44What the fuck were you doing to me with him?
01:10:47Well...
01:10:50First I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:11:00Liar.
01:11:02You don't know that.
01:11:07You know you belong to me.
01:11:09Who's he?
01:11:30Yo.
01:11:33Get out.
01:11:34Acting like you know what's up, but you ain't psychic
01:11:37Told you I ain't going down, but you ain't like it
01:11:40Told you I ain't going down when you're inside
01:11:42I need a saw from you
01:11:44I don't want to
01:11:47Me too
01:12:04What? Don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:12:08No, no I'm not changing my mind
01:12:11I'm just kicking myself
01:12:13Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:17You fucking idiot
01:12:19You are
01:12:34You better take that
01:12:44Someone better be dying
01:12:46What's it, code blue?
01:12:49They are
01:12:50I'm sorry, Sophie, I have to go
01:12:55I've been burned too many times
01:13:01Are we ever going to do this, Luke?
01:13:04Sophie, I promised you the last thing I want to do is leave
01:13:08I promise we're going to do this
01:13:11We are
01:13:11But not in some shitty frat house
01:13:16You deserve better than that
01:13:18Better how?
01:13:22You have a passport, right?
01:13:28So, sexy underwear?
01:13:29Track
01:13:30A jacket?
01:13:32Track
01:13:32A bikini
01:13:33Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:36He didn't
01:13:36Tell me
01:13:37Crap, he's here
01:13:40Bitch, you won't believe this
01:13:44Oh my god
01:13:44No way
01:13:51This man's insane
01:13:52He's actually psycho
01:13:54On the other hand
01:13:56Crazy makes for good sex
01:13:58Good luck, soldier
01:13:59Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:14:05He's hot
01:14:06Do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:07It's finally happening
01:14:10You look incredible
01:14:22You look incredible
01:14:36You said airport fit
01:14:39I guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:41I guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:41I guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:45This is so psychotic
01:14:49Am I really worth all this?
01:14:51It's the first times
01:14:54Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:15:01International
01:15:02Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind
01:15:16I'm sorry, I just didn't want to run the surprise
01:15:18You ready?
01:15:25A croissant?
01:15:27You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:30It's a hint
01:15:31Go look at the view, you'll know where we are
01:15:33Are you crazy?
01:15:42You took me to Paris?
01:15:44You took me to Paris?
01:15:53Whoa, whoa, whoa
01:15:54I set up an appointment at Chanel
01:15:56And then a reservation at a five-star restaurant
01:15:59Luke
01:16:00You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:09I think you should take your clothes off
01:16:14I think you should take your clothes off
01:16:16Yeah, I think that's a good idea
01:16:34It's finally happening
01:16:36Finally
01:16:37I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic
01:16:48You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend
01:17:05Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:16Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller
01:17:18She's all yours?
01:17:20Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription
01:17:26Yes
01:17:27We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample
01:17:31I regret to inform you, Sophie
01:17:34We're unable to fulfill your request
01:17:39Laureen, don't tell me
01:17:40I'm sorry?
01:17:41Sophie, you're pregnant
01:17:44I'll give you two a moment
01:17:48I'm so sorry, I don't know how this happened
01:17:59I was trying to be safe
01:18:01Wow
01:18:02What do you think the odds are?
01:18:04Like, 1.6 in a hundred?
01:18:06You probably hate me
01:18:08As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited
01:18:14Graduation's in a month and
01:18:16I mean, we'll be able to do it together
01:18:26Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:28Would've got too bad
01:18:30Whatever you feel
01:18:31Just do
01:18:32For the first
01:18:33But you're not helping
01:18:34To the next
01:18:34How much
01:18:37People
01:18:39Listen
01:18:40When thousands have you
01:18:40Couldn't
01:18:41You
01:18:41Watch
01:18:42To take
01:18:43world
01:18:44Because
01:18:44It's
01:18:46helpful
01:18:47Your
01:18:48What do you think
01:18:49Do
01:18:49You
01:18:50You
01:18:52fathers
01:18:53Glad
01:18:54You
01:18:55We
01:18:56Read
01:18:57For
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