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FULL MOVIES ENGLISH SUB (2025) - FULL | Reelshort
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00:00:01I'm married.
00:00:02What?
00:00:03Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:10I'm not staying at a dog house.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:21Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?!
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care, that violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?!
00:00:33What the fuck?!
00:00:34Michaelangelo?
00:00:35Don't walk around.
00:00:36You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:39I fucking hate you.
00:00:40I fucking hate you more.
00:00:42How was it?
00:00:43Well...
00:00:44That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:46I don't care.
00:00:47I don't care.
00:00:48I don't care.
00:00:49I don't care.
00:00:50I don't care.
00:00:51I don't care.
00:00:52I don't care.
00:00:53I don't care.
00:00:54I don't care.
00:00:55I don't care.
00:00:56I don't care.
00:00:57I don't care.
00:00:58What are you doing?
00:00:59That is an original.
00:01:00I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:01Oh, fine!
00:01:02I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:01:03I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:04You're treating me like shit!
00:01:05That's from the Renaissance!
00:01:06You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:07I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:08We signed a contract!
00:01:09For an arranged marriage!
00:01:10For an arranged marriage!
00:01:11Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:16You are such a simpleton!
00:01:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:19Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:01:20I tried to get along with you.
00:01:21You brought this on to yourself!
00:01:22I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:23Right back at you!
00:01:24I fucking hate you!
00:01:25I fucking hate you more!
00:01:26I fucking hate you more!
00:01:56so you were arrested again
00:02:10to be fair
00:02:13there is a fence around that reservoir
00:02:18it says here that you broke in using bolt cutters
00:02:22if i had known you invited me over here to lecture me
00:02:26i wouldn't have came
00:02:28come on gucci
00:02:31good boy
00:02:34oh
00:02:36come on gucci let's go
00:02:42hey amelia
00:02:44come on gucci let's go
00:02:52you know every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy
00:03:00it reflects on me
00:03:01it reflects on the company that your mother and i built with our bare hands
00:03:07the same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle
00:03:10i make my own money
00:03:11oh you see see
00:03:13underwear modeling lord
00:03:15i am the spokesperson for man thumb
00:03:18that means free underwear for life
00:03:20for life
00:03:21some parents would be proud
00:03:23yeah
00:03:23other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then
00:03:27you are next up to be ceo
00:03:30adeno verino cosmetics
00:03:32now how can i give you that job
00:03:34if you keep acting like a kardashian
00:03:36don't forget the meeting this afternoon
00:03:40all right and don't be late
00:03:42bye dad
00:03:45excuse me
00:03:55excuse me
00:03:56hello
00:04:02hello my gucci
00:04:05why won't michelangelo just grow up
00:04:08he needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl
00:04:12like you amelia
00:04:15good one romulus
00:04:18these are great
00:04:36i still don't have what i'm looking for
00:04:38do you guys mind staying a little longer
00:04:41no problem
00:04:42cool
00:04:43let's take five and then i want to see you in that leopard print
00:04:45hi
00:04:50michelangelo
00:04:52chantal
00:04:54nice to meet you
00:04:55i
00:04:56couldn't notice how hot you are
00:04:59i've got tickets to the premiere
00:05:01hold up
00:05:05hey dad
00:05:08where the hell were you
00:05:10dad i'm on a photo shoot
00:05:12you're supposed to be at the office
00:05:15geppetto came here all the way from milano
00:05:17i can meet him later
00:05:19now the suit lady's back on the plane again
00:05:21well you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot
00:05:23michelangelo you are 31 years old
00:05:26you gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager
00:05:29you could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now
00:05:32you interned
00:05:34you went to business school
00:05:35you
00:05:35you have potential
00:05:37okay but you say you want to be the ceo
00:05:40well you're gonna have to prove it
00:05:42because so far
00:05:42i ain't seen the ante from you
00:05:45bye dad
00:05:47hey
00:05:50you okay
00:05:52yeah
00:05:54but
00:05:55it'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight
00:05:58so it's a
00:06:12really rare form
00:06:15of cancer
00:06:16luckily
00:06:18my doctors did catch it early
00:06:20oh my god
00:06:21there is an experimental treatment
00:06:24but it's really expensive
00:06:27and my insurance doesn't cover it
00:06:29don't worry about that
00:06:31i have money saved
00:06:34i'll find the rest
00:06:36we will figure this out
00:06:37okay
00:06:37we're gonna get through this
00:06:39together
00:06:39thank you
00:06:41yeah
00:06:42ciao gucci
00:06:56did you have a good walk
00:06:58what's wrong
00:07:02i'm sorry
00:07:08this
00:07:09no no forget about it
00:07:10i'm sorry about your sister
00:07:11the treatments are just really expensive
00:07:15i have a savings
00:07:16for my doggy daycare
00:07:18my dream but
00:07:20it's only enough for one treatment
00:07:24and who knows how many she's gonna need
00:07:26betsy practically raised us
00:07:28after her parents passed
00:07:31i would do anything for her
00:07:33amelia
00:07:36i think i might know how to get you that money
00:07:39you do
00:07:40you do
00:07:40come back
00:07:43tonight
00:07:44and
00:07:45wear something nice
00:07:47come on
00:07:50okay
00:07:50oh
00:07:59amelia you look bellissima
00:08:01except for dog hair
00:08:04come with me
00:08:07i have someone i want you to meet
00:08:10are they from italy
00:08:12yes
00:08:13yes
00:08:13wow
00:08:14yes of course everything's from italy here
00:08:15well
00:08:17amelia meet
00:08:19martelangelo
00:08:20my son
00:08:21i believe you both bumped into each other yesterday
00:08:24huh
00:08:24yeah
00:08:25aren't you the cleaning lady
00:08:27i'm a dog walker
00:08:29don't be so defensive
00:08:31i wasn't
00:08:34well i suppose i'll let you two get acquainted
00:08:40i have some unfinished business to do
00:08:42why don't you give yourself a glass of vino
00:08:44oh
00:08:45i don't know you're happy
00:08:46hey
00:08:47i remember that shit huh
00:08:48do you want to do me a favor
00:08:57what exactly
00:09:03how does it look
00:09:11not half bad
00:09:13i mean
00:09:14it's fine
00:09:15whatever
00:09:16let's do some sexy ones okay
00:09:21or not
00:09:23i don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:09:25you work for my dad
00:09:26you have to do what i say
00:09:28you don't look like romulus to me
00:09:30just a few more pictures
00:09:32i'm not here to update your tinder profile
00:09:34i don't need tinder
00:09:36i'm an underwear model
00:09:37my dms are flooded like florida in a hurricane
00:09:40whatever
00:09:42pour me another
00:09:48i told you i'm
00:09:49now
00:09:49fine
00:09:53see dog walker
00:10:01that wasn't so hard
00:10:02what the fuck
00:10:06this is fucking product
00:10:08asshole
00:10:14you crazy bitch
00:10:16amelia
00:10:19what's wrong
00:10:21i asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out
00:10:25i'm sorry romulus
00:10:26but your son is a prick
00:10:28i'm gonna be leaving
00:10:28no no please
00:10:29i apologize
00:10:30my son is
00:10:31it's immature
00:10:32all right
00:10:33and that's why i invited you
00:10:35go forward
00:10:36please
00:10:38all right
00:10:38just have a seat
00:10:40all right
00:10:40and i promise
00:10:41he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night
00:10:43won't you son
00:10:44so emilia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:10:49cancer
00:10:51and you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business
00:10:57make my own money dad
00:10:58okay
00:11:01i want the business
00:11:02i think we can uh
00:11:05make a deal
00:11:07whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:09what kind of deal
00:11:12well
00:11:13it's nothing crazy
00:11:14no
00:11:15you two just have to get married that's all
00:11:18what
00:11:20what
00:11:22romulus
00:11:23what are you saying
00:11:24i can't marry the male paris hilton
00:11:26yeah and i can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:30well at least i don't pose in my tidy whities for money
00:11:32lines will open up
00:11:34you have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run on business
00:11:38and the best way to do that is to get married
00:11:40we're not even a match
00:11:42we hate each other
00:11:43at least i do
00:11:44obviously
00:11:45i see
00:11:46there's something uncommon already
00:11:48look you know
00:11:49my wife and i we were opposites
00:11:52oh yeah we were like pizza and
00:11:55Hawaiian pizza
00:11:56she sure drove me crazy
00:11:58when we first met
00:11:59i know you're probably thinking i'm just some old fool
00:12:03huh but
00:12:04i learned a thing or two in 70 years
00:12:06you two have chemistry
00:12:09yeah
00:12:09like a nuclear bomb
00:12:11as if
00:12:12romulus
00:12:13isn't there another way
00:12:14i don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:17amelia you do want to help your sister don't you
00:12:20well you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:25what's it gonna be
00:12:31what's it gonna be
00:12:35fine
00:12:38i'll do it
00:12:40for betsy
00:12:41it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:12:49if you're not gonna agree to marry her
00:12:51then you're gonna lose the business
00:12:55and you're also gonna lose your inheritance
00:12:58what the hell dad
00:12:59fuck it
00:13:03fine
00:13:04i'll do it
00:13:05now let's just
00:13:06go into the office now
00:13:08the lorries have already drafted the contract
00:13:11and
00:13:11son we're gonna need some
00:13:13champagne
00:13:14right my mind
00:13:16try and make yourself look decent
00:13:18you will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:13:24followed by a wedding planned by me
00:13:27and i'll tell you it's gonna be a big one for the ages too
00:13:30i hope the holly ball's not booked
00:13:33anyway
00:13:34uh you must move in together immediately
00:13:37to avoid any suspicion you know
00:13:38look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage
00:13:42but well it can't do any good if word got out to the public right
00:13:46that's why this has to be our own secret
00:13:49are we agreed
00:13:50sure
00:13:52all right
00:13:53sign in
00:13:54salute
00:14:13salute
00:14:13to the new couple
00:14:15so
00:14:25your place or mine
00:14:27i'm not staying at a doghouse
00:14:29fine
00:14:30then we'll stay at yours
00:14:32so this is michelangelo's place
00:14:44it's like a museum in here
00:14:46a michelangelo museum
00:14:49ugh
00:14:50whoa what was this put it in the trash
00:15:07this isn't trash these are my sisters she's an artist
00:15:10so put them in your room
00:15:12i said you could live here not decorating
00:15:14oh i'm sorry
00:15:15is it clashing with your banana hammock
00:15:17that's man thong
00:15:19it's trademarked
00:15:20look i gotta go meet somebody
00:15:26if this isn't cleaned up by the time i get back
00:15:28we'll throw it all in the fireplace
00:15:29it's an electric
00:15:36oh by the way this is gonna work you might want to start wearing that
00:15:42you're getting married
00:15:54shh betsy don't tell the whole world
00:15:57sorry amelia it's just
00:16:00it's not like you
00:16:02you're saying we're
00:16:03reserved
00:16:05safe
00:16:06like i always taught you
00:16:09well
00:16:11things change when you find out your sister has cancer
00:16:14and besides
00:16:16michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments
00:16:19so i'm okay with a quick proposal
00:16:21michelangelo
00:16:23michelangelo the ninja turtle
00:16:25no
00:16:26michelangelo
00:16:28dino valino maybe you've heard of him
00:16:31michelangelo dino valino
00:16:33shh
00:16:34socialite animals like start a hundred canceled bravo shows
00:16:42how did you even meet
00:16:44his dad is one of my clients
00:16:46it's been a whirlwind of a romance
00:16:50he's so toxic
00:16:54speak of the devil
00:16:56oh yeah
00:16:59you know that's probably an old issue
00:17:02this is a doctor's office
00:17:04amelia
00:17:07betsy carlyle
00:17:10doctor's ready
00:17:12we'll talk about this later
00:17:20you ready to get wet baby
00:17:37we're already wet
00:17:41where did that come from
00:17:58nice place
00:18:24i love the artwork
00:18:26thanks
00:18:27marley
00:18:28oh good taste
00:18:30oh i'm good
00:18:33we had plenty at dinner
00:18:35more for me
00:18:37you know
00:18:41if you like it down here
00:18:43you should see the bed
00:18:44who are you
00:18:57who are you
00:18:59chantelle this is
00:19:01amelia
00:19:02my roommate
00:19:04whatever
00:19:06can you guys just keep it down
00:19:09i have work
00:19:09tomorrow morning
00:19:10this is my house
00:19:12we will be as loud as we want to be
00:19:15scream at the top of our lungs
00:19:18you've got to be kidding me
00:19:20what's wrong dog walker
00:19:22who's jealous
00:19:24jealous i'm not jealous
00:19:26sweet dreams
00:19:30i can't believe he said i was jealous
00:19:39how could i ever want to be with a party boy like him
00:19:42even if he is kind of hot
00:19:44see you later
00:20:03and um
00:20:05don't worry about last night
00:20:07sorry
00:20:09i had one so many to drink it
00:20:11it won't happen again
00:20:12you better not
00:20:13how's the hangover
00:20:25roomie
00:20:26not now
00:20:28my head's killing me
00:20:29we need to talk about last night
00:20:30no
00:20:31what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:20:33i don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:20:37monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:39but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:20:42and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:20:46fine i'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:20:48my sister needs this money michelangelo
00:20:52and if the paparazzi find out about this
00:20:54then the contract is violated
00:20:56then neither of us get what we want
00:20:58yeah no shit
00:20:59i'm serious
00:21:01don't screw this up
00:21:04i've been dealing with paparazzi since i was a teenager
00:21:07i know what i'm doing
00:21:08dog walker
00:21:09and just so we're clear
00:21:10i will fuck whoever i want
00:21:12whenever i want
00:21:13wherever i want
00:21:15fine
00:21:16do whatever you want
00:21:19sorry
00:21:20it's a bit harsh
00:21:21just really
00:21:22hung over
00:21:25that could have gone better
00:21:29oh hey
00:21:33hey baby
00:21:35you know you don't have to keep working amelia
00:21:38you're rich now
00:21:40i know
00:21:41i like it
00:21:42oh that's good to hear
00:21:43you know i just hope that
00:21:45your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:21:47tell me uh
00:21:49how are things going between the two of you huh
00:21:51oh
00:21:52fine
00:21:53yeah
00:21:53we're still getting to know each other
00:21:55all right
00:21:56well give him time all right
00:21:58oh and listen
00:21:59he is not as bad as
00:22:01tmz says all right
00:22:02look i
00:22:03i promise
00:22:04i wouldn't be so sure
00:22:06yeah
00:22:06you're right
00:22:07well we'll see you later
00:22:09yeah
00:22:10come on gucci
00:22:11come on
00:22:12bye gucci
00:22:14hey emilia
00:22:17hey jake
00:22:18gucci no
00:22:21royce
00:22:22say bad dog
00:22:25but
00:22:25i'm not actually mad about this
00:22:27it's to see you up close for once
00:22:29yeah
00:22:30same here
00:22:31sorry
00:22:39gucci's um
00:22:40a bit crazy
00:22:41his whole family actually
00:22:43all these rich people are nuts
00:22:46i should make a reality show
00:22:48a little dog owner is in beverly hills
00:22:50do you want to walk together
00:22:54let these two get to know each other
00:22:56yeah
00:22:57i'd like that
00:22:59so
00:23:04how long have you been a dog walker
00:23:07a couple months
00:23:08i like it
00:23:09i had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:23:11barista
00:23:12uber driver
00:23:14delivery guy
00:23:16movie extra
00:23:17you were in a movie
00:23:19actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:23:21just trying to impress you
00:23:23how about you
00:23:24how long you been doing this
00:23:26i don't know
00:23:27my whole life i guess
00:23:29it started as a summer job
00:23:30and then i turned it into my own business
00:23:33i want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:23:35wow
00:23:36i guess you really like dogs
00:23:38well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:23:41if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:23:46my band's playing at the echoplex tonight
00:23:48do you want to go
00:23:50i kind of have to admit i
00:23:53got a crush on you
00:23:55you did
00:23:57yeah
00:23:59i still do
00:24:01he's cute
00:24:05i wish he'd asked me out before i got legally engaged
00:24:08then again
00:24:10that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:24:12i'd love to go to the concert
00:24:17hell yeah
00:24:18i mean uh
00:24:20regular
00:24:21yeah
00:24:22i know it's risky
00:24:26but i'm not a socialite like michelangelo
00:24:29i won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:24:31hey what's your ring
00:24:34um it's just a class ring
00:24:39from high school
00:24:40looks pretty big
00:24:42it was a big school
00:24:44public schools
00:24:46am i right
00:24:46i mean it kind of looks like an engagement ring
00:24:54me engaged
00:24:57no are you kidding
00:24:58i'm 24 i'm practically still a baby
00:25:01i mean i should be wearing diapers
00:25:03crawling around drooling
00:25:05nope
00:25:05single and ready to mingle
00:25:07okay
00:25:09royce pooped
00:25:13i should pick it up
00:25:15where i don't see it
00:25:16just over there
00:25:18come on
00:25:20do i have to wear a suit every day
00:25:26of course
00:25:27it's an office
00:25:28you want to be ceo
00:25:30you gotta look the part
00:25:31you mean like
00:25:32you look like willy wonka without the chocolate factory
00:25:34very funny
00:25:37you know i'm retiring next year
00:25:39yes i know
00:25:39yeah
00:25:40that means you gotta get up to speed
00:25:41rapidamente
00:25:42so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:25:44you'll be my extra hands
00:25:45and we got a lot to do
00:25:46can i get starbucks first
00:25:48fuck no
00:25:48come on dad
00:25:50wow
00:25:59oh my goodness
00:26:04are you okay
00:26:05hi i'm michelangelo
00:26:07you're engaged remember
00:26:14and this is our new palette
00:26:18it's matt's collection
00:26:21he really liked these colors
00:26:22so we did them twice
00:26:22but yeah
00:26:25that's
00:26:26presentation
00:26:27for me
00:26:28michelangelo
00:26:30what dad
00:26:37what a day dad
00:26:41it's not even lunch time yet
00:26:42look at you
00:26:43you got so lazy
00:26:44just sitting around
00:26:45taking pictures of yourself
00:26:46all the time
00:26:46just stick with it
00:26:49will you kid
00:26:49hard work does pay off
00:26:51let me just look at amelia
00:26:52what about her
00:26:54she comes from nothing son
00:26:56nobody taught her
00:26:57how to run a business
00:26:58but she just worked hard
00:27:00and now
00:27:00now she earned some money
00:27:02doing what she loves
00:27:03i guess that's impressive
00:27:05yeah see
00:27:06see it is
00:27:07i hope she rubs off
00:27:08on you a little
00:27:09you know
00:27:09i just hope i don't
00:27:11get that uptight
00:27:12break's over
00:27:19well not too bad
00:27:36one day down
00:27:38forty more years to go
00:27:40now this is the time
00:27:44when you go home with amelia
00:27:46you talk about the day's work
00:27:48raise you closer together
00:27:50comfort each other
00:27:51just like your mom and i
00:27:53used to do
00:27:54you know i'm thinking
00:27:56it's time for the world
00:27:59to meet amelia
00:28:00to meet amelia
00:28:01tonight
00:28:03tonight
00:28:04shit
00:28:06when am i gonna tell chantelle
00:28:07i promise we'd netflix
00:28:09and bang tonight
00:28:09the la zoo fundraiser
00:28:11lights camera red carpet
00:28:13perfect time to announce
00:28:14our lovely new addition
00:28:16to the dean
00:28:17to the dean
00:28:17for amelia
00:28:18amelia
00:28:19don't you think it's a bit
00:28:20soon dad i mean
00:28:22we just signed the contract
00:28:24what's the matter
00:28:25you're getting along
00:28:27aren't you
00:28:27yeah
00:28:28yeah
00:28:28just
00:28:29really starting to
00:28:30warm up to each other
00:28:32all right
00:28:32so it's all settled
00:28:33i'll see you at eight o'clock
00:28:34tonight
00:28:35in the limo
00:28:36so remind me
00:28:55why are we getting
00:28:56makeovers done again
00:28:58because i want to do
00:28:59something nice
00:29:00for my favorite big sister
00:29:02and
00:29:03and
00:29:05you know i never
00:29:06splurge on stuff like this
00:29:07but
00:29:08since i'm part of the
00:29:09dina lavino family now
00:29:10i think i can afford
00:29:12to let my hair down
00:29:13you better not let that
00:29:15hair down
00:29:15sorry
00:29:16just an expression
00:29:17how's it going in there
00:29:25i'm coming out
00:29:27that bad
00:29:37i've
00:29:39never seen a dog walker
00:29:41look this hot
00:29:43buy that dress
00:29:45asap
00:29:46leave me alone
00:29:50party boy
00:29:51i've got my own function
00:29:53tonight
00:29:53i'm coming out
00:29:54so i'm coming out
00:29:55i'm called
00:29:57the
00:30:02jams
00:30:04i'm
00:30:06What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:32Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:47I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:57I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:59Hold on.
00:30:59Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey.
00:31:12Look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you've got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:34Poor thing.
00:31:36Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:44Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:47I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey, it's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:31:59Do you still track people?
00:32:15Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:18You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:38The IP treatment.
00:32:39You look like it.
00:32:41Thanks, Jake.
00:32:43Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:46Got to go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:50Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Love you, babe.
00:32:54Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:03Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16Good.
00:33:17All I do is you know what I want, babe.
00:33:20You know what I want, babe.
00:33:21You know what I want, babe.
00:33:23You know what I want, babe.
00:33:24Good.
00:33:24Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:28Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:31One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:39Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:54The who?
00:33:56You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:03It's all right.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want some of them to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:27going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:35You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:43I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:47A cat person?
00:34:51Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:58I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:06I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:17What the heck?
00:35:18I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:20Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:38What's going on?
00:35:41That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:53Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:02Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:06I'm not, Jake.
00:36:06I'm not.
00:36:07This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:36:18And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:25I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:36:28You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:37You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:43Me jealous?
00:36:44Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:49I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:13We signed a contract.
00:37:14For an arranged marriage.
00:37:16Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:29You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:36I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I fucking hate you.
00:38:07I fucking hate you.
00:38:37I fucking hate you.
00:38:39I think you're trying to get along with you.
00:38:41Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:46Is that Jake?
00:38:48How drunk was I?
00:38:51Michael Angelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:58Oh...
00:38:58I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:04uh-huh we don't have to talk about this right yeah too many drinks just forget it ever happened
00:39:11if that's what you want definitely um i have to go to work i should get up too
00:39:22oh my head there's pedialine in the fridge
00:39:26thanks for coming today sis of course my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:39:36well you look great thanks i don't feel great the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:39:45you on the other hand are glowing today what's going on
00:39:51so michelangelo and i had sex last night wait for the first time yeah we're taking it slow
00:40:04michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow
00:40:10maybe i did miss dredgen and how was it well really bad right i knew it
00:40:20actually it was the best sex i ever had well that explains the glow
00:40:30i am happy for you sis physical chemistry is important that's actually what i wanted to
00:40:36talk to you about i don't get it he and i are nothing alike and yet he knows how to push all
00:40:41of my buttons i feel like like an arcade game and he just keeps getting the high score again and again
00:40:46and you get the picture hey
00:40:53opposites attract i mean that's why you guys love each other so much
00:40:59because you're so different something like that
00:41:02here comes right on the schedule dog walkers in love with me i'll have to let her down easy weird
00:41:18i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:41:31what was that about must be the hangover
00:41:34hey i'd like to hang out tonight maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:54hey unfortunately something came up i can't make it tonight
00:42:06why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:42:20hey
00:42:35hi we should talk
00:42:42i'm not very good with words me neither
00:42:44but last night i you don't have to say anything we both know it was a mistake and we can just go
00:42:51back to hating each other like nothing ever happened i don't think you understand if you just listen to
00:42:56me for a second you don't have to worry about me catching feelings i'm a big girl i've had a one
00:43:01night stand before i've never been with someone like you before okay i get it i'm not one of your
00:43:08your your models or your your d-list actresses you don't have to give me some big speech about
00:43:14letting me down easily i know that if you would take back last night that you would frankly so would
00:43:19i i mean you're driving me nuts you don't understand let's let's get some takeout and figure this thing
00:43:25out i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me wait did you just call me amelia
00:43:32what happened to dog walker i have a confession to make
00:43:42last night i don't know how i don't know why
00:43:48that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:43:52really do i look like i'm lying i'm not a good actor i could even do reality tv
00:43:58but there is a fire between us amelia some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:44:08you sound like you're reading a horoscope amelia please i know you felt it too
00:44:22amelia please don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:26amelia so why are we fighting it i've been thinking about you all day me too
00:44:56amelia so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:25no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:28if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:45:31espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:34you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:45:48you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious
00:45:55the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together
00:46:04why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:22oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:46:48this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:46:54dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw us
00:47:01together and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:47:09dina volino i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to
00:47:16talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:47:36cats are awesome
00:47:41that was a great presentation the mark and the director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:47you think so ooh maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen
00:47:54i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure
00:48:00but i mean your dog's more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for
00:48:06a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get a lover boy
00:48:24so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before it's my dad's dog not mine
00:48:37let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point of working if you never get
00:48:54a chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my
00:49:04little brother fetch gucci i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:49:19what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:40gucci but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto you know that's awful for dogs right i thought you
00:49:51were off the clock today besides a special occasion i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour
00:50:00a little chianti into it i'm kidding this is for us why don't you get us a court script what else is in
00:50:08the back just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner you can cook
00:50:28that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:33done how did you do this i can't cook at all making italian food is one of my favorite things
00:50:39to do did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her i never told a girl
00:50:48about my mom sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer
00:50:57but i have a lot of good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:51:05she taught me everything i know about cooking we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating
00:51:11and laughing i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:51:20i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:31it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz what about your parents
00:51:40my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever since i'm sorry i just
00:51:50really hope these treatments work i don't want to lose her too i'm sorry your story made me emotional
00:52:00i'm gonna go do the dishes i'll help you no no it's fine i like doing the dishes it relaxes me
00:52:06good because i hate them well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:16is it just the wine or am i really falling for him her
00:52:20hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:40no thank you you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush okay well
00:52:44don't forget gucci how could i ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:52:53what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago touché there you go okay bye bye
00:53:05love you love you love you too
00:53:19sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon talk about it later yeah
00:53:27okay okay uh could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:36look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci look at this right here huh
00:53:50let's try oh yeah now here's that here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one for big
00:54:00brother right there come to papa yes my boy all right all right so we got to talk about this uh this
00:54:10wedding right this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into
00:54:16chris martin on the plane he says the band is free you like cold play right dad you can't have the
00:54:23wedding at the hollywood well all right then we'll book the magic castle how about that not too big plenty
00:54:31room for cold play huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this what something
00:54:38wrong with amelia no everything is great it's better than great honestly but we cannot have a big flashy
00:54:48wedding that's our thing it's not amelia's thing i think it'd make it uncomfortable wow i never thought
00:54:57of that you know you have a very good point yeah i'm very impressed you've never acted like this
00:55:07with any other woman i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl sounds like you might be
00:55:13falling in love love yeah i don't know all right all right change the deal gonna cancel the hollywood
00:55:26bowl all right and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad
00:55:36no cold play
00:55:43so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:54and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it i didn't think i
00:56:05would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my savings to cover
00:56:12that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating i brought
00:56:20prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything
00:56:31is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong and
00:56:39give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo let's see
00:56:48it's me i have to tell you something
00:56:56i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything
00:57:07for you actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:19we need to get you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid
00:57:29stories you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to
00:57:36epcot he's not actually like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into
00:57:45her pants amelia if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him
00:57:56yeah meet him maybe you'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it
00:58:03please just give him a chance fine yes only one yes you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:19you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:24thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me right you
00:58:38mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:43have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you let's see
00:59:14so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
00:59:22how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you
00:59:27were born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody spend
00:59:35that much on a drink
00:59:388.99 at ralph's it's delicious this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff so who wants a drink
01:00:05you hardly touch your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
01:00:21so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up
01:00:28you don't mind do you fire away so i know you two have been having your
01:00:36fun um but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:44i don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all but what about her career are you going to support her or kids what's your stance
01:00:53on that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58let's see look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to
01:01:08anything see michelangelo that's my point you are getting married and you barely know each other we
01:01:15know now easy betsy i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really cared
01:01:23about emilia you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring on your
01:01:29finger michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now it's no wonder
01:01:35emilia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you are you gonna let him talk to me like
01:01:40that emilia you started it why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best
01:01:52interests no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't
01:02:07talk to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer that doesn't give her a right to
01:02:15insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants not to me you know
01:02:21maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you see i told you you should have spent more
01:02:25time getting to know each other but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that you told her she's my
01:02:31sister i don't care that violates our agreement oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement
01:02:36some kind of obligation it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia i love you you love me
01:02:45don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means shut the fuck up
01:02:50you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:54we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what
01:03:05happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:11amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can talk about it on the road
01:03:28get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit mexico or canada
01:03:35whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse i don't think romulus and
01:03:43michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media
01:03:49you don't know that we're liabilities lose ends you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:04:00get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now yeah you know michelangelo did manage to
01:04:08follow me to the echoplex the other night see you could have a sniper on us
01:04:18it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:33oh you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:44i've just been busy but it's over with now you should punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick i make me sick
01:05:06nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:16okay let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry jantel
01:05:31i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:47it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:52never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:05:56fucking devastated
01:06:14amelia
01:06:16hi dad
01:06:17gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:06:29romulus
01:06:34i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house and then all of a
01:06:39a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:45paul we can help you find him
01:06:48yeah right
01:06:52good thanks good
01:06:53gucci this better not be a trap just come on
01:07:00gucci gucci
01:07:01gucci gucci
01:07:02hey hey hey where's becalangelo huh i thought you're both together why isn't he here with you
01:07:07oh um he's sorry i'm late dad where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at
01:07:14mastriani's it's gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:07:21smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto yeah that's it
01:07:25yeah
01:07:29give me the urt
01:07:41gucci
01:07:47he's hopeless
01:07:50we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:52we're never gonna find him don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep
01:07:58looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:08:01see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:09he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now they didn't say that
01:08:16gucci
01:08:23gucci my boy's back
01:08:33okay okay i'm a little closer to approving
01:08:38i might have possibly mistretched you
01:08:52a little it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true they just leave out part of the story
01:08:59amelia can we talk
01:09:06please
01:09:10amelia can we talk
01:09:14please okay
01:09:16amelia
01:09:25amelia i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:09:30i shouldn't have attacked your sister and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:09:35i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:09:44thanks for saying that i needed to hear that
01:09:50and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:53you're not one
01:09:56i'm still learning new things about you
01:09:57most of them are good
01:10:01i'm happy we signed the contract
01:10:05i'm not
01:10:08you're not what do you mean
01:10:12amelia this might sound crazy but i meant it when i said that i love you
01:10:18and i don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together
01:10:25i want to know that our love is real
01:10:30dad
01:10:31what is it son
01:10:33i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:10:36why son
01:10:38because i want to ask her to marry me
01:10:42and not because of some legal obligation
01:10:45but because she wants to
01:10:54consider our contracts null and void
01:11:03amelia
01:11:05what will it be
01:11:08will you marry me
01:11:12will you marry me
01:11:16yes
01:11:17i'll marry you
01:11:33you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:36and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:38look at me
01:11:41i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:11:45all right all right you two that's enough all right
01:11:48we spent this whole night together
01:11:50come over to my place all right we'll have a nice breakfast italian style
01:11:56hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:58i think i can get used to it and then we can all discuss the wedding all right
01:12:02all right i want to hear from everybody involved
01:12:06especially uh coldplay we're not getting coldplay dad
01:12:10it was worth a try
01:12:11and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows michelangelo
01:12:39um
01:12:42uh amelia
01:12:46even though we're far from a perfect couple we're
01:12:49perfect together
01:12:50i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs
01:12:59i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:13:02i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this year and
01:13:14in return i promise
01:13:18to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:25i love you i love you i love you i never thought i would end up with
01:13:46a former man thong model but here we are michelangelo you've helped me come out of my shell and you've
01:13:54taught me how to live life to the fullest something i hope to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:13:58and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a lifetime in a good way i know your
01:14:10mom would be proud of you ti amo michelangelo
01:14:13i love you
01:14:15with the power vested in me by almighty god and the city of beverly hills i now pronounce you husband and wife
01:14:22you may kiss your bride
01:14:32thanks i'm betsy amelia's sister i'm jake another dog walker
01:14:39it's crazy you know given my sister but i've always been more of a cat person me too
01:14:54you
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