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00:00:00Ellen musk the only woman on the Forbes 30 under 30 list arrives at Atlanta today what a business
00:00:12tycoon is doing here in Georgia a forgotten stage no one knows Angela my next-door neighbor still
00:00:19selling your hippie junk here if your mother-in-law sees she's gonna throw a big fit again
00:00:24your mother-in-law was right about you what's the point of watching the news all day about these
00:00:31moguls if you can't even apply it to your penniless self and how do you know that this is none of my
00:00:36business all right everybody get out we got an important guest coming you
00:00:46you deaf I said pack up and scram I paid the stall fee already and if you want me to leave
00:00:56then fine but you have to compensate for today's losses you want to say that again
00:01:01you know who's visiting today Ellen freaking musk one of the richest people in the world
00:01:09Ellen musk of course a hick like you probably never heard of her
00:01:13just know that you can't afford to piss her off really Ellen musk is flying all the way to
00:01:20Atlanta just to come to some flea market you don't think that she could be coming to see me
00:01:26coming to see you all right you know what I'll play your game if she does it so much as give you a
00:01:36glance I'll I'll eat dirt deal
00:01:41Ellen musk get to the flea market within 10 minutes or else you're fired
00:01:55prepare the limo miss lockhart requires this immediately
00:02:17oh you're ten minutes you're messed up good hope you don't wet your pants five four three
00:02:33three two one
00:02:38Ellen uh I mean miss musk uh Ellen uh I mean uh I'm sorry that I uh sorry to frighten you
00:02:49how's my boss bitch kick an ass girlfriend so how do you like
00:02:56she's my boss and I prefer business partner or best friend no way well no no no I'm sorry for
00:03:14defending your boss no I won't do it again all right that's enough we're not tyrants here
00:03:22sir I found Angela Lockhart
00:03:31you mean Angela Lockhart
00:03:38you made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker who are you
00:03:48where is she Atlanta and you were right it was secretly her propping up Ellen musk
00:03:55my clever bride I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to
00:04:00Max prep the jet I'm heading to Atlanta
00:04:08Atlanta the game is afoot I'm going wait Dr. Wilson the Prince of Bhutan needs your medical
00:04:22attention he can wait I need to pick up my bride
00:04:24Dr. Wilson
00:04:29General Eisenhower reporting
00:04:37Devin Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta
00:04:40Atlanta
00:04:42where is that
00:04:44whatever prepare my war plate
00:04:47dosu going after my fiance
00:04:49this is war
00:04:51I've secretly allowed your husband Jared Cooper to win the bid on the maple plaza project like you asked me to
00:05:12thank you so much Ellen this is going to be the best anniversary gift ever
00:05:17that project is worth billions he can finally take his company public
00:05:22but Angela
00:05:23my boss
00:05:25I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity
00:05:31without your backing
00:05:34no offense but he's nothing without you
00:05:37well three years ago
00:05:39you saved me
00:06:01he saved me and I fell in love
00:06:07with him instantly I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with a billionaire heiress
00:06:14but now with this contract I feel like we'll be on more equal footing and then I can finally come out to the public
00:06:22so that's why you have me secretly helping him
00:06:25I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out
00:06:28but why work at the flea market are you disguising yourself to test him
00:06:35well these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find plus I get
00:06:43to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom you seem happy being a housewife
00:06:47where the hell are you
00:06:54don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again
00:06:56get home stacked
00:06:58it's a big day today
00:07:00that was
00:07:02my mother-in-law Carol
00:07:05she judges me because she thinks I come from a lower class family
00:07:08but she's gonna be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am
00:07:13you know she even remembered our third year anniversary
00:07:22please spend more time with my son
00:07:25hi I'm home
00:07:28I have a big announcement I have to make
00:07:30finally you're back
00:07:32now sign the divorce papers
00:07:35is this some sort of misunderstanding mom?
00:07:42oh god
00:07:44don't call me mom again
00:07:46we're ending that relationship
00:07:48just look at you
00:07:49dirt all over
00:07:51you're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper
00:07:53you don't deserve my son
00:07:55you're way below his league
00:07:57I'm below his league?
00:07:59that's right
00:08:00you are
00:08:02Jared is signing a hundred billion dollar contract tomorrow with THE Ellen Musk
00:08:09and then his company's going public
00:08:11that's how much he's accomplished in three years
00:08:14but you
00:08:15you're still just
00:08:17a stinky hippie peddler
00:08:19Jared's like the king in the clouds
00:08:22and you
00:08:23you
00:08:24will always just be a pawn
00:08:27like dirt
00:08:29on our shoes
00:08:32dirt on your shoes
00:08:34but
00:08:35Ellen Musk works for me
00:08:37you're delusional
00:08:39you will never upgrade to a queen
00:08:41how dare you compare yourself to the real deal here
00:08:46resorting to lies
00:08:48resorting to lies
00:08:49definitely not good enough for Jared
00:08:51and
00:08:52who are you
00:08:53to come into my house
00:08:55and meddle with my family matters
00:08:59you're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife
00:09:02Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee
00:09:06not a low-light dirtbag
00:09:08enough
00:09:09Jared
00:09:11Jared
00:09:12I knew you wouldn't divorce me
00:09:14but I am
00:09:16don't fight it Angela
00:09:19here's 500k
00:09:21you'll never make this much as a hippie peddler selling spices
00:09:25now sign the papers
00:09:26take your check
00:09:27and leave
00:09:28don't embarrass yourself further
00:09:32I've done
00:09:33so much for you these past three years
00:09:36did that not mean anything to you?
00:09:39well
00:09:40didn't expect you to be so greedy
00:09:42fine
00:09:43here's another 200,000
00:09:45500,000 is too much for her already
00:09:49she's done nothing
00:09:50hasn't even contributed a grandchild
00:09:53she just sells cheap grass all day
00:09:56is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:10:00I took care of both of you these past three years
00:10:04you think we can't just hire a maid to cook for it?
00:10:08or something
00:10:09and she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench
00:10:14a hippie peddler
00:10:15becoming the wife of a CEO?
00:10:18what a joke
00:10:19if you actually love my son
00:10:21you'll sign the damn divorce papers already
00:10:25and leave!
00:10:27you really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid without me?
00:10:32let alone taking the company public?
00:10:35I did everything for you Jared
00:10:39now you take credit for my son's success?
00:10:42it's all my work!
00:10:49baby
00:10:50we're gonna be late for the auction if we keep letting this psycho stall us
00:10:57you did say you would win me princess Diana's tiara didn't you?
00:11:02so
00:11:03she's the reason for the divorce
00:11:06she's worth more than you Angela
00:11:09fine
00:11:11I'll sign it
00:11:14but don't regret it
00:11:16regret?
00:11:18don't know who I am
00:11:20yeah
00:11:21a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed
00:11:25I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter
00:11:27Jared winning the bid
00:11:30on Mabel Plaza
00:11:32was because of my dad
00:11:34because he's business partners with Ellen Musk
00:11:37it's part of the power I have
00:11:40as an elite
00:11:42you can't do shit
00:11:44because you're poor
00:11:46social stratum matters
00:11:48yeah
00:11:49social stratum does matter
00:11:51and the Coopers
00:11:53are beneath me
00:11:55and you really think Ellen Musk
00:11:57would come to Atlanta
00:11:59if it weren't for me?
00:12:00ha!
00:12:01you're delusional
00:12:03now sign the papers
00:12:05and scram!
00:12:07take a check and get the fuck out!
00:12:37I don't need your penny money.
00:12:44We're finished.
00:12:47You don't want the money, that's your loss.
00:12:51Your check is just pennies to me.
00:12:54But I would like my ring back.
00:12:57Have fun on your economy flight while I catch a ride on my private helicopter out of here.
00:13:17And I'm way out of your league.
00:13:24Isn't that the Winston blue diamond ring?
00:13:28It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:13:32Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:13:35Something she found at the flea market.
00:13:37You're right.
00:13:38She could never afford anything so expensive.
00:13:43Congrats, Jared Boo Boo, on getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:13:49Oh, my dad says there's going to be a secret big shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.
00:13:56Bigger big shot than Elon Musk?
00:13:58Yeah.
00:13:59And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:14:02Oh, everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:07Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia, wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:14:26Vanderbilt?
00:14:27Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies.
00:14:30Basically our employee.
00:14:31Oh, okay.
00:14:32I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow.
00:14:33It's fine.
00:14:34You're still going to the summit tomorrow?
00:14:36But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:14:38That's exactly why I'm going.
00:14:41Angela Lockhart.
00:15:01I finally found you.
00:15:04Who is he?
00:15:09That? That's Devin Sterling. He's number one on Forbes 30 under 30 list, an early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling Enterprises.
00:15:18Rumor has that he's worth trillions. And he's your fiancé.
00:15:24What? My fiancé?
00:15:28The one and only.
00:15:30So, after running away and leaving me single for three years, have you figured out how you're gonna make it up to me yet?
00:15:38Babe?
00:15:47That tiara looks perfect on you.
00:15:53What is she doing here?
00:15:59You skank! My son just divorced you yesterday and you're already hooking up with another man.
00:16:05Divorced?
00:16:08That's right. So, I guess this was never meant to be Mr...
00:16:14Sterling. Devin Sterling.
00:16:17So she has to hide her marital status to find another man.
00:16:21Guess she's not just a forsaken woman. She's also a stinky, penniless whore.
00:16:27How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:16:31Who the fuck are you, bitch? Do you know who I am?
00:16:37They don't know who you are. You hide it well.
00:16:41X-Team! Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:45Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:47Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:50Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta and then to New York. You forgot to bring the security team.
00:16:59Mind if I borrow your men?
00:17:09You caught me.
00:17:10Toss these ill mówernedips out.
00:17:12You bitch! I'll have my son teach you a real lesson!
00:17:19A kiss as a reward, my lady.
00:17:29No.
00:17:37Guest list is very distinguished tonight.
00:17:40You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett, old money like me.
00:17:45Gentlemen, Harvey, Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:17:48Pleased to meet you all.
00:17:50Your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution.
00:17:53What an honor.
00:17:54I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:17:57That's worth billions of dollars.
00:17:59Congrats.
00:18:00You'll be next.
00:18:02But we haven't received a contract yet.
00:18:04We deserve it.
00:18:05Oh, that's nothing.
00:18:06I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.
00:18:09Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.
00:18:11So, I thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:18:15Thank you, Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:18:17Now, we just have to impress Miss Musk's special guest of honor.
00:18:21Yes.
00:18:22I heard they're a very important and powerful guest.
00:18:26Even wealthier than Ellen Musk.
00:18:29Now, if we can just secure a position with his big shot, we can feast for generations.
00:18:38Up to my best.
00:18:39Excuse me, second gentleman.
00:18:47What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:18:51How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:18:54Me, a hobo.
00:18:56How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:18:59Sleep your way in?
00:19:00I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:19:03Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.
00:19:06Don't flatter yourself.
00:19:11This is your ex-husband?
00:19:15What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:19:17Who the hell is this?
00:19:18You were cheating on me?
00:19:32Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:19:35That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:40They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:19:55You dare hurt my mom and Kaylee?
00:20:00Get your hands off of her.
00:20:06My lady.
00:20:10My queen.
00:20:33It's...
00:20:34It's him!
00:20:36He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday!
00:20:40Who are these peasants?
00:20:42These seats are reserved for the Ellen Musk and her special guest!
00:20:47Oh, shut up, old man.
00:20:49You're disturbing the peace.
00:20:54Fuckers, you know who that is?
00:20:55That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:20:57You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?
00:21:00His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.
00:21:04The Civil War would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:21:07The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt, who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:21:18That?
00:21:19The only Vanderbilt family?
00:21:27Oh, goddammit.
00:21:29A stomach ache now?
00:21:34Whatever.
00:21:36Angela can handle herself.
00:21:37She'll be fine.
00:21:37How dare you call one of us low?
00:21:53I'm Harvey F. M. Buffett, the most important investor in the entire stock market.
00:21:59I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.
00:22:02And I can wipe you out with just a strand of my hair.
00:22:07Not with me around.
00:22:09I, Bill Ford, and the entire Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen.
00:22:14You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.
00:22:19You're fucking delusional, Angela.
00:22:21We've had enough of your games.
00:22:23Security!
00:22:24Break their limbs and toss them out.
00:22:27Looks like the old guard's teaming up against you.
00:22:29But don't worry.
00:22:32You got new money here.
00:22:35I can handle myself, thank you.
00:22:38Yes, my great.
00:22:40You're all despicable.
00:22:43An insult to your family names.
00:22:47Now, it's my turn to rule.
00:22:52Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:22:54Cut off all business ties.
00:22:56And if you don't, I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.
00:23:04Ha!
00:23:04I knew it!
00:23:06You're here to fuck with me.
00:23:07You can't fool anyone here.
00:23:09How much money did you spend on that getup?
00:23:11To hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:23:13You're an orphan who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:23:18You have nothing.
00:23:19And you will always be nothing.
00:23:21She's a gold digger.
00:23:24Gold digger.
00:23:26Gigolo.
00:23:27Want to try me for a night?
00:23:30Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:23:32Mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:23:36They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:23:38Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:23:40She's only here to try and ruin my bill in the Maple Plaza project.
00:23:43Oh, I'm gonna kill that sushi chef.
00:23:46Security!
00:23:46Security!
00:23:46Security!
00:23:47Security!
00:23:47Security!
00:23:47Security!
00:23:47Security!
00:23:51Security!
00:23:52Security!
00:23:53You all don't realize that you actually all work for me.
00:23:57And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:23:59You!
00:24:01Insolent fools.
00:24:04Let me guess.
00:24:05You're that special guest?
00:24:07I don't know.
00:24:09Throw them out!
00:24:10And not without some broken bones, too.
00:24:13Ha, ha, ha.
00:24:19Back down, Max.
00:24:21I got this.
00:24:33I got this.
00:24:43Yeah!
00:24:44Oh!
00:24:45Ow!
00:24:45What the hell are you two doing here?
00:24:54I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:24:56No, you're supposed to make sure Miss Walkhardt is okay.
00:25:00Oh my God, we're so screwed.
00:25:10Angela!
00:25:12Don't hurt her.
00:25:14You bitch.
00:25:14I've always been sick of you.
00:25:16You just threw yourself at me.
00:25:17How dare you insult my boss like that?
00:25:20Boss?
00:25:21Did you say her boss?
00:25:23Miss Musk.
00:25:24That's Ellen Musk?
00:25:26That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:25:28My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:25:32Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:35Past the American Revolution?
00:25:37Back to the Renaissance.
00:25:39If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is...
00:25:42That's Lady Lockhart to you.
00:25:44She's royalty.
00:25:45And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.
00:25:49What is that?
00:25:49How do you do?
00:25:50Kneel to me?
00:25:51Oh, your majesty.
00:25:55Welcome to the United States.
00:25:58We've always been your loyal subject.
00:26:00Yes, your highness.
00:26:02Is it a queen or princess?
00:26:05It doesn't matter.
00:26:07My queen, please forgive our insolence.
00:26:11We didn't mean to offend.
00:26:13What are you doing, idiot?
00:26:15Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness.
00:26:18What rightfully belongs to you.
00:26:30She's a badass herself.
00:26:49He missed out on a good wife.
00:26:50You, you, you, you told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:26:55Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time.
00:26:58No, no, don't believe their lies.
00:27:00I worked hard for everything.
00:27:02You worked for everything?
00:27:03So, our third year anniversary is coming up, and I thought that maybe we can do something
00:27:15special this year.
00:27:16I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:27:18I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Plaza project, and if I get it, I can take
00:27:22the company public.
00:27:23Oh, my God.
00:27:26You were nothing before me.
00:27:34All your achievements, all your glory, that's all mine, including the Maple Plaza contract.
00:27:42I can take all of that away just like that.
00:27:47No, you can't take that away from me.
00:27:49So, that's why Elon Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody.
00:27:53Oh, and this antique wedding ring?
00:27:56Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:27:58It was Queen Victoria's, and its worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:28:09No.
00:28:10I gave you back the ring?
00:28:12I divorced a royal heiress?
00:28:15No!
00:28:16No, please, no!
00:28:18No, please take me back, baby!
00:28:20I still love you!
00:28:21Oh, man, looks like they've started the party without us.
00:28:28No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower!
00:28:36Guard these two again.
00:28:38Did he say, is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:28:41President Eisenhower's descendant.
00:28:43After General Eisenhower won World War II, each of his descendants have all gone on to become
00:28:48five-star generals, the highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:50Glad you buffoons know your history.
00:28:52Sorry, I'm late, babe.
00:28:53I got lost to try and find Atlanta, then lost again on my way back to New York.
00:28:58And that there is, that is the legendary boy genius, Dr. Wilson.
00:29:08He's Dr. House's protege.
00:29:10Dr. House?
00:29:10Yes.
00:29:11I thought that was just a TV show.
00:29:13Oh, no, that's based on a real figure.
00:29:15Yep, that's me.
00:29:16Son of James House.
00:29:18Dr. House, he's practically my uncle.
00:29:20I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him when I was just 12 years old.
00:29:24So he's been off crying himself a waterfall somewhere in the Netherlands for the last 14 years.
00:29:30And I'm late because I ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop.
00:29:37Hey, Alan.
00:29:38Who are these weirdos and why are they here?
00:29:41Uh, they're all your fiancés.
00:29:45What?
00:29:46Fiancés.
00:29:49Plural?
00:29:50Fiancés.
00:29:52Plural?
00:29:52Watch it, nerds.
00:29:55I'm her fiancés.
00:29:56No, I'm her fiancés.
00:29:57You can both shut up.
00:29:59I'm her fiancés.
00:30:00It's you.
00:30:01It's me.
00:30:02Who the hell is he?
00:30:04I'm Spider-Man.
00:30:06How are all three of these men my fiancés?
00:30:11Uh, your father had arranged these engagements years ago, but I didn't tell you because you
00:30:15decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time.
00:30:17She has three bad-ass fiancés and she marries his dumbass.
00:30:25Whatever.
00:30:26Since you're all here, help me finish them.
00:30:31Since you're all here, help me finish them.
00:30:34At your service.
00:30:38Me too.
00:30:40Oh!
00:30:40Oh!
00:30:41Oh!
00:30:42Oh!
00:30:44One down, two more to go.
00:30:46She's become queen.
00:30:47Bishop to G4.
00:30:52Oh!
00:30:53Oh!
00:30:53Oh!
00:30:54What is that?
00:30:56The most German fest in water in the Nile River.
00:30:58Ruck to A8.
00:31:08Hello?
00:31:11I thought I was king.
00:31:13No, you wish.
00:31:14The king doesn't do anything, so Ellen can be my king.
00:31:18Oh, fine.
00:31:23Big ruck to Fords right this second.
00:31:28I...
00:31:31I've been bankrupt!
00:31:34No!
00:31:35Who is it?
00:31:42I've been bankrupt!
00:31:43No!
00:31:45I told you I would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:31:49Well, guess what?
00:31:51Game over.
00:31:52All right, boys.
00:31:53Let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:31:55Oh, well, that's serious business.
00:31:57I'm right with you.
00:32:00Wait for me.
00:32:01Nobody beats me to the finish line.
00:32:12Angela!
00:32:15You already have three fiancés?
00:32:18You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:32:20I...
00:32:21want compensation.
00:32:23You greedy S.O.B.
00:32:27Who the fuck is that?
00:32:29My ex-husband.
00:32:30Wait, you were married?
00:32:32Yeah, and if that's a problem for you, then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:32:37More for me.
00:32:38No, no, of course not.
00:32:39Just...
00:32:40Do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:32:43Don't steal my joke.
00:32:44I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:32:46All evidence of your past with him will be gone.
00:32:50What?
00:32:50Is there something on my face?
00:32:52Uh, yeah.
00:32:53Murderous intent.
00:32:55Let's remarry.
00:32:57Let's remarry.
00:32:59You still don't realize.
00:33:02I only fell in love with you because you saved me from drowning three years ago.
00:33:06Sir, it's an emergency.
00:33:33We need to wreck right away.
00:33:35Nicole, Eisenhower, and Shane Wilson are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:33:39Okay, I'm on my way.
00:33:43She should be okay now.
00:33:48Hey, you!
00:33:50Watch over here.
00:33:51I'll be right back.
00:34:00You saved me.
00:34:01Fuck.
00:34:05I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:09Fuck.
00:34:10I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:13You've cheated on me.
00:34:14You've hit me.
00:34:16You've insulted me.
00:34:17And after all that, I never want to see you again.
00:34:21I fucking hate you.
00:34:23Little lady, Lockhart.
00:34:26God, what now?
00:34:28Oh, yes.
00:34:30We understand that you are a very busy person.
00:34:33But if you're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project...
00:34:37How about us three?
00:34:38Yes.
00:34:39Unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.
00:34:41Yeah, no.
00:34:44You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:34:45But...
00:34:46This is your fault, you doofus.
00:34:49We never should have believed your bullshit.
00:34:51No.
00:34:53No.
00:34:54We can't lose our positions with Elon Musk and the Lockhart.
00:34:58I'll get you for this.
00:35:02Never should have listened to you.
00:35:09I'm ruined because of you.
00:35:25So, what's the situation here?
00:35:28I want to marry you.
00:35:32I don't want to marry you.
00:35:41Listen.
00:35:42I only met you guys a few hours ago.
00:35:45And I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:48But what if I told you that we've known each other for much longer than just a few hours?
00:35:54Much longer.
00:35:58Angela?
00:35:59Your parents would like to have a video call with all of you.
00:36:06My lovely princess, how are you?
00:36:10Look, your mother and I are in Italy.
00:36:12The views here are absolutely stunning.
00:36:15Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:36:16I heard you finally divorced that good-for-nothing blood-sucking free little husband of yours.
00:36:24Can't call his name.
00:36:26But anyway, congratulations.
00:36:29I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from to replace him.
00:36:33Oh, you must pick one of them to marry.
00:36:37Otherwise...
00:36:37Let me do it.
00:36:40You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:36:43Otherwise, we'll kill ourselves.
00:36:46Mom!
00:36:47All right, honey.
00:36:49That's it.
00:36:50Bye.
00:36:51Bye.
00:36:55So, who are you going to choose?
00:37:00Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:05Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:09That seems greedy.
00:37:18But...
00:37:18I can always remove the other two options.
00:37:23Hey, I may be a doctor, but I can take lives too.
00:37:27I know and have access to all the devious poisons in the world.
00:37:31Whoa, okay.
00:37:33No murder, please.
00:37:34I was just kidding.
00:37:37We have seven days to win her over.
00:37:39Ooh.
00:37:40It's like the Bachelorette.
00:37:43I know.
00:37:44We'll start with challenge one.
00:37:47Welcome to the show, the three badasses who want me.
00:37:51Today, we have our first challenge.
00:37:56What is all of this, Ellen?
00:37:59You'll see.
00:38:00Oh, my God.
00:38:09Oh, my God.
00:38:10Cockroaches!
00:38:11All women are afraid of cockroaches.
00:38:14And it is every man's job to save their beloved woman from this monstrosity of a creature.
00:38:19What will our three candidates do to prove their undying love for our single, but screaming her head off, heiress?
00:38:26Looks like one of our contestants has already called it quits.
00:38:37It's up to the final two.
00:38:39It's crunchy.
00:38:48That is sick, Cole.
00:39:05Hey, when you're stranded in the middle of the battlefield, you'll be glad to see one of these around.
00:39:12There are two more left.
00:39:13Want to try one?
00:39:14Oh, my God.
00:39:14No.
00:39:15No.
00:39:18Oh, my God.
00:39:19Save me.
00:39:19Save you.
00:39:20Save me.
00:39:22I'm a German phoic doctor.
00:39:26These hands can't get germs on them.
00:39:28They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:39:30Oh, my God.
00:39:30Oh, my God.
00:39:30Oh, my God.
00:39:31Thank God you're here.
00:39:48Are you all right, honey?
00:39:51Angela!
00:39:51All right, you won the first challenge, so your reward, you get to watch over her for the night.
00:40:00Just don't cross the line, if you know what I mean.
00:40:03I'm not her scumbag husband.
00:40:05You have nothing to worry about.
00:40:11Honestly, even if you guys fuck, it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:40:15At least my girlfriend gets some.
00:40:16I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:40:19Oh, my God.
00:40:19Oh, my God.
00:40:20Oh, my God.
00:40:20Oh, my God.
00:40:21Oh, my God.
00:40:21Oh, my God, my God.
00:40:22Oh, my God.
00:40:22Oh, my God.
00:40:24There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:40:27I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
00:40:34I need a drink.
00:40:44Whoa, easy.
00:40:45You're on an empty stomach.
00:40:46Oh, why do you care?
00:40:48You're trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela.
00:40:54You guys were right.
00:40:56I was blind for marrying that asshole.
00:41:00You know, I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
00:41:06He never even loved me.
00:41:07And I gave up my entire career for him.
00:41:14Do you really think that you would still be number one on the Forbes 30 under 30 list if I was around?
00:41:22You may not be number one on Forbes' list, but you know what you're number one in?
00:41:27What?
00:41:31You're number one here.
00:41:32You know, we've known each other kind of a long time.
00:41:42Lies.
00:41:45You all just want something from me.
00:41:47Angela, I know it's hard to trust again.
00:41:57But I assure you, I don't care what family you're from.
00:42:03I'm the richest man in the nation.
00:42:05I don't need your power, your status, your wealth, your connections.
00:42:11I just need you.
00:42:16I'll prove my love to you within six days.
00:42:19I promise.
00:42:31Screw the contest.
00:42:33I just want love.
00:42:36Angela.
00:42:38You're drunk.
00:42:38I'm an adult.
00:42:40Can't I go just get what she wants?
00:42:43Okay.
00:42:48But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:42:52Well, they're not mutually exclusive either.
00:43:04This is what you want.
00:43:05Night-inch penis.
00:43:33Morning to you, too.
00:43:36You sure you were drunk last night?
00:43:38You wouldn't...
00:43:39A girl remembers when she's had a nine-inch penis inside of her.
00:43:44Well, glad you enjoyed it.
00:43:47But don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:43:51Because then they would...
00:43:52Say that you were being unfair?
00:43:53Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.
00:43:57I won the first challenge.
00:43:59And according to Ellen, my prize was to spend a night with you anyways.
00:44:04Don't make this any harder than it already is.
00:44:07Are you sure you don't want a pretty heart?
00:44:14It's not.
00:44:17Fine, fine, fine.
00:44:21I won't tell.
00:44:24But only on one condition.
00:44:27I won't tell.
00:44:30But only on one condition.
00:44:31You have to go out on a date with me.
00:44:36Fine.
00:44:40I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
00:44:43You never noticed me.
00:44:45You should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you.
00:44:55It's only 7 a.m.
00:44:56She's still sleeping.
00:44:57I'm not sleeping alone.
00:44:58Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancé be alone with another man for another second.
00:45:05Morning, gentlemen.
00:45:06Oh, or shall I say, ruffman?
00:45:08Oh, don't mind him.
00:45:11What's up, guys?
00:45:12We're ready for the second challenge.
00:45:15No cockroaches this time.
00:45:17Yes, no more terrifying things.
00:45:19That was my bad, Angela.
00:45:20This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:45:22I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:45:24The second challenge is...
00:45:27The second challenge is...
00:45:29A date.
00:45:30Lane, I should have asked for something else.
00:45:32A date?
00:45:33That's it.
00:45:35What's the catch?
00:45:36No catch.
00:45:37Just who Miss Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.
00:45:40As simple as that.
00:45:41I know what I want to do.
00:45:42Let's start with me first.
00:45:43Okay, pulls up first.
00:45:44Then...
00:45:45Me.
00:45:46Saved the best for last.
00:45:48Ain't that right, Angela?
00:45:50Then it's decided.
00:45:54Please, don't take my BMW away!
00:45:57Too bad.
00:45:59You pissed off the Lockhart's.
00:46:00I have nothing left!
00:46:03It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:46:13It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:46:18It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:46:19I don't know who I'm going to marry yet!
00:46:19I don't know who I'm going to marry yet!
00:46:23I don't know who I'm going to marry yet!
00:46:24I don't know who I'm going to marry yet!
00:46:25I don't know who I'm going to marry yet!
00:46:28I don't know who I'm going to marry yet!
00:46:29Put that on my knees!
00:46:30This is my lieutenant!
00:46:31He also manages this boxing job!
00:46:33Pass it to me to Madam Eisenhower!
00:46:35He's so serious.
00:46:38But, hang on.
00:46:39Lieutenant!
00:46:40I don't know who I'm going to marry yet.
00:46:41Baby! I decided to take you here on our first date so that I can introduce you to my guns!
00:46:46Guns? Like murder weapons?
00:46:49Yes. Murder weapons.
00:47:11You're like my guns, babe.
00:47:13Pretty rock-hard.
00:47:14Yeah.
00:47:16Let me show you what I can do with that.
00:47:17Lieutenant! Come close!
00:47:21Wait! You're just gonna hit him like that? He's not even gonna fight back?
00:47:24Fighting back will be treason, ma'am!
00:47:26Treason? You guys are way too serious.
00:47:30Look, you rock-hard bitch! I caught you!
00:47:33If I'm going down, you're all going down with me!
00:47:36Lieutenant! He's your attack!
00:47:50You dare try to hurt my wife?!
00:47:54I will make you pay!
00:47:58You don't need to keep beating him up. We could just take him to the cops.
00:48:01Not when he tries to hurt you!
00:48:06He's always a bit violent. Some might call it being protective.
00:48:12Poor anger issues.
00:48:14What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something?
00:48:18Is he gonna be, like, rough?
00:48:21Hey, some girls are into that.
00:48:23I don't know if I am.
00:48:25Well, maybe Shane will be your type.
00:48:28Your date with Shane starts now.
00:48:34Hey.
00:48:38Hey.
00:48:39Cool ride.
00:48:41A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife.
00:48:45Impressive.
00:48:46Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:48:52Refreshing.
00:48:53Sure.
00:48:54I got cool mint, too.
00:48:56Huh?
00:48:57Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:48:59What do you not have in this coat of yours?
00:49:02Fruit flavor gum.
00:49:03I can't stand those.
00:49:05So, where are you taking these?
00:49:07Let me show you.
00:49:08Okay.
00:49:09Dr. Wilson!
00:49:10A VIP of VIPs!
00:49:11Right this way.
00:49:12VIP of VIPs?
00:49:13Ah, just some other guy I saved.
00:49:14I forget who.
00:49:15You saved a lot of football.
00:49:16I do what I can.
00:49:17Oh, my gosh.
00:49:18It's my gold digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband.
00:49:23Sandra Miller, what are you doing here?
00:49:24I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:49:28Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce and how you hired some gigolo to beat her and
00:49:46leave Vanderbilt up.
00:49:47Yeah.
00:49:48How low of you.
00:49:50What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:49:52Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:49:55I sell high fashion jewelry pieces so high-end you couldn't even afford even if you sold your organs.
00:50:01The auction begins.
00:50:03I'll deal with you later.
00:50:05Here, I'll just be one sec.
00:50:13Cameron, I have a task for you.
00:50:16Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:50:21Cleopatra's armband.
00:50:23Sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller.
00:50:26For five million dollars.
00:50:29Excuse me.
00:50:31I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:34It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:36I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:39It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:41What are you doing?
00:50:42Just watch.
00:50:44Come on.
00:50:50That is Queen Victoria's ring?
00:50:52Please.
00:50:53I'm an expert and that's a fake.
00:50:55She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
00:50:58You work at a flea market?
00:51:00Not this again.
00:51:01Cut the bullshit.
00:51:02That wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:51:04Oh yeah?
00:51:05Here, you want it?
00:51:06For free.
00:51:07Ew.
00:51:08I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:51:11Well, that's too bad then.
00:51:14Because you are the fraud.
00:51:16What are you talking about?
00:51:19Who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:51:21Throw them out.
00:51:22Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine.
00:51:26But we're professionals.
00:51:27Oh yeah?
00:51:28And that armband sells for five million dollars?
00:51:32Yeah.
00:51:33Mine is the real thing.
00:51:34You two are just upset because you're too poor to afford our luxury items.
00:51:40Oh, is that so?
00:51:41Would a so-called expert fail to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:51:45Dear Lord.
00:51:46This is real.
00:51:47It's authentic.
00:51:48It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:49Cameron, what have you found?
00:51:50Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me, it's a replica.
00:52:04They had the same one right here at the flea market.
00:52:08So, you are the fraud.
00:52:12You just went to the flea market so you can buy some fakes.
00:52:16And Cameron, how much are these fakes being sold for?
00:52:19One fifty.
00:52:21Wow.
00:52:22Not even five dollars.
00:52:24Sandra.
00:52:25You've been duping us the whole time?
00:52:28Arrest her!
00:52:30No!
00:52:31Please!
00:52:32Even just this one time!
00:52:33Please!
00:52:34What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:52:36Uh, investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry for the Emperor of Japan.
00:52:41Bye.
00:52:42I'm a black-alista from the jewelry industry for forever.
00:52:47I had a really great time tonight.
00:52:51Me too.
00:52:52May I have a kiss?
00:52:55Something wrong?
00:52:56Do you always have gum in your mouth?
00:53:05Yup.
00:53:06You never have to worry about stinky breath for me.
00:53:15Huh.
00:53:16You.
00:53:17Always a bunch of money, Cooper.
00:53:22I don't have any money.
00:53:23How did you pay for this hotel then?
00:53:32I guess you'll only pay up if I break your other leg.
00:53:33Stop!
00:53:34Mr. Vanderville.
00:53:35Mr. Vanderville.
00:53:36Mr. Vanderville.
00:53:37Mr. Vanderville.
00:53:38Mr. Vanderville.
00:53:39Mr. Vanderville.
00:53:40Mr. Vanderville.
00:53:41Mr. Vanderville.
00:53:42Mr. Vanderville.
00:53:43Mr. Vanderville.
00:53:44Mr. Vanderville.
00:53:45Mr. Vanderville.
00:53:47Mr. Vanderville.
00:53:49Mr. ...
00:53:54Mr. Vanderville.
00:53:56Mr. Vanderville.
00:53:58Mr. Vanderville.
00:54:00Mr. Vanderville.
00:54:04This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
00:54:07That's right.
00:54:08Mrs. Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:54:10I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:54:13I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:54:16No, no, sir. Sorry about those injuries from earlier. It was all just, uh, people let us understand.
00:54:23Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:54:26And then maybe you can, um, tell, uh, Lady Lockhart to put in a good word for us?
00:54:32Angela still loves me. She's just throwing a fit. She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:54:36Yeah, do you need any help winning her back? We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:54:41I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago, but now they're all begging me to help them out.
00:54:47It feels so damn good to be in power.
00:54:50Sure. I'll put in a good word for you.
00:54:54I just need...
00:54:55Anything. You tell us, we'll give you anything.
00:54:58Once I take everything from these idiots, I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.
00:55:11Give me the contract and you're going to call me just like you asked me to.
00:55:14Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:55:18Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:55:20I don't get it, Miss Musk.
00:55:22My contract has a preliminary clause. It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.
00:55:27And if you can't, then what?
00:55:29He'll be bankrupt.
00:55:30So as long as he's agreed enough to take it.
00:55:34I'm avenging my best friend.
00:55:36I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart, he's nothing.
00:55:40I signed the Maple Plaza project.
00:55:49We should celebrate.
00:55:50You did?
00:55:52You see, I know my son has it in him.
00:55:54That skank, Angela, is nothing next to you.
00:55:58And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:56:01Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
00:56:06What?
00:56:06You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:56:10Oh, no, no, no, no. He's not.
00:56:12Jared, what are you doing?
00:56:14You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.
00:56:18It's my decision, Mom.
00:56:20I'm the head of the house here.
00:56:22I'm telling my dad.
00:56:24Fine. Go right ahead. He has enough problems himself.
00:56:26If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as a side piece.
00:56:29But if not, you can scram.
00:56:32Dad, Jared is being mean to me.
00:56:36Teach him a lesson.
00:56:36Kaylee, be a good girl, okay?
00:56:39Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.
00:56:43Don't get on his bad side.
00:56:44We can't afford to piss him off.
00:56:47So do as he says.
00:56:48What, Dad?
00:56:49I'm sorry.
00:56:58Be your side piece.
00:57:00Very good.
00:57:01I'm happy you've come around.
00:57:03Now let's go celebrate.
00:57:07I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
00:57:12But that tongue action, though.
00:57:14Tongue is important.
00:57:16In more than just one spot.
00:57:17Erwin, we are in public.
00:57:18That's true.
00:57:20Oh, stomachache.
00:57:22Again?
00:57:23I have to run to the bathroom.
00:57:24Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:28Devin's late.
00:57:30Not a good sign for a date.
00:57:34This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.
00:57:39It's her.
00:57:39And she's alone, with no one to save her.
00:57:45You whore.
00:57:46You seduced my son so he could get back with you.
00:57:51Let me tell you.
00:57:54I would never go back, even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.
00:58:01Hey, you guys can fight all you want.
00:58:03You need to take this somewhere else.
00:58:05Who ever gets rid of her for me gets all this.
00:58:08What?
00:58:09Why do I have to leave?
00:58:10She's the one starting shit.
00:58:11Because I have money and you don't.
00:58:14You're just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:58:16And my son just signed a $100 billion contract.
00:58:20He's still got the contract?
00:58:23Hmm.
00:58:23Must be Ellen's doing.
00:58:25Even if he does sign it, he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.
00:58:30Oh, he's just gonna...
00:58:31Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:35Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:38You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.
00:58:45My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
00:58:48$1,000 to take her away.
00:58:51$2,000 to drag her away.
00:58:54$5,000 to beat her away.
00:59:00Oh, oh, hey!
00:59:01Hey!
00:59:02Ow!
00:59:03Hey!
00:59:03Stop!
00:59:06You okay?
00:59:07Are you hurt?
00:59:07Weakling.
00:59:13You!
00:59:14You!
00:59:14Just a few days ago, you found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced.
00:59:18And now you have two more?
00:59:20What a whore.
00:59:22What a whore.
00:59:23Yeah.
00:59:24And Jared wanted to get back with her?
00:59:26What if she has an STD?
00:59:28Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD.
00:59:33Let's go.
00:59:34We'll expose her to Jared.
00:59:36Hang on.
00:59:36What do you want?
00:59:39I-I'll scream!
00:59:41I don't hit a woman.
00:59:42But I never said I don't kill him.
00:59:46But I never said I don't kill him.
00:59:48I said I don't kill him.
00:59:50Oh, God.
00:59:52He is a murderer.
00:59:53What if he murders me?
00:59:54Not him.
00:59:55Definitely not him.
01:00:01We're not afraid of you.
01:00:03That's enough.
01:00:04This isn't a war zone.
01:00:06You'll be removed from being a five-star general if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
01:00:10I was just messing with them.
01:00:12Was he, though?
01:00:13We're not afraid of you.
01:00:16Jared!
01:00:17You have to avenge us.
01:00:18Look at this slut.
01:00:19She's found two more boy toys.
01:00:21She's cheating on you.
01:00:22Don't get back with her.
01:00:24Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you.
01:00:25I apologize for this scene.
01:00:27I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately so that you can go to his salvation banquet.
01:00:31Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:34Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:36The potty crashers.
01:00:39Oh!
01:00:40You have any idea who that is?
01:00:42That's my wife.
01:00:43Please, save that title from the real spank over there.
01:00:46That's right.
01:00:48Know your place.
01:00:48Shut up.
01:00:49She's cheating on you.
01:00:53Know your place.
01:00:54You're just a side piece.
01:00:55If I still want you, that is.
01:00:57Eric, have you gone mad?
01:00:59This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
01:01:01You slap her for this whore?
01:01:03Mom!
01:01:04They really think there's something, huh?
01:01:06Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.
01:01:11She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
01:01:13I only got the Maple Closet Project because she gave it to me.
01:01:18What?
01:01:19You, apologize right now or I will kick you and your father to the curb.
01:01:29I'm sorry.
01:01:31No.
01:01:33This can't be.
01:01:34I made you divorce.
01:01:39Go home.
01:01:41You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet.
01:01:49I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:01:52Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.
01:01:56I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:01:59I didn't come here for you.
01:02:01I'm on a date.
01:02:03A date with two men at the same time?
01:02:07She really is a whore.
01:02:08And now, please forgive me.
01:02:10I really do love you.
01:02:14Oh-ho!
01:02:15Lady Knockhart is here!
01:02:18Oh-ho!
01:02:19Lady Knockhart is here!
01:02:21Oh-ho!
01:02:21I too!
01:02:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, we-we already know you-you beat Ford's effort.
01:02:26We-we're-we're too old for that.
01:02:28They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:02:30Please, you gave me the contract, so if anyone should go as my guest of honor, it should be you.
01:02:36Oh, yes, please, Ms. Lockhart, join us.
01:02:38We'll all be one happy business family again.
01:02:42What the hell are you all doing here?
01:02:44Where were you?
01:02:46Stomach issues.
01:02:48Again?
01:02:49Would you like my diagnosis?
01:02:51No.
01:02:51Let me make myself clear, okay?
01:02:57I would rather die than be with you again.
01:03:01Seems that they're not actually on good terms.
01:03:05I can't lose face in front of these pricks.
01:03:07Otherwise, they'll cut me off, too.
01:03:08Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance.
01:03:11I'll prove it to you.
01:03:13You want a chance?
01:03:14Angela, no.
01:03:15You have three great guys here who all want to marry you.
01:03:19Don't take him back.
01:03:20I'll give you two choices.
01:03:24I'll give you two choices.
01:03:28Me.
01:03:29Or the contract.
01:03:31You're kidding me.
01:03:33No, I'm not kidding you.
01:03:35If you choose me, we can remarry this week.
01:03:40But you don't get the $100 billion contract.
01:03:43The choice is all yours.
01:03:45That's a choice.
01:03:47You think so?
01:03:48He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.
01:03:52Either way, he benefits.
01:03:55Why can't I have both?
01:03:56You really are a greedy bastard.
01:03:59Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember?
01:04:01I deserve the contract.
01:04:03Did you really?
01:04:04Look who's fashionably late now.
01:04:12He didn't save her at the pool.
01:04:14Wait, what are you talking about?
01:04:17I, uh, I choose the contract.
01:04:19I knew it.
01:04:20You'll get what's coming to you.
01:04:22With this contract, my company's earning potential is limitless.
01:04:28Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone.
01:04:31I will get you one day.
01:04:33Let me show you something.
01:04:34You saved me.
01:04:47You saved me.
01:04:52You saved me.
01:04:53I'm sorry if his lies led to you wasting three years of your life.
01:05:00But I promise you, I'm going to make it up to you with the rest of our lives.
01:05:06No, no.
01:05:06I wasn't lying.
01:05:08I just couldn't, can't remember exactly what happened that day.
01:05:11Does that mean we both each saved her once?
01:05:22What?
01:05:23Me?
01:05:24Dr. Wilson losing at saving people?
01:05:27No way.
01:05:29You guys, one of you, do something life-threatening right now.
01:05:33You're crazy.
01:05:35And actually, they've all been doing horrible shit behind your back.
01:05:40What?
01:05:41Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings.
01:05:45Turns out they've been fletching the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:05:49Put it simply, they've been stealing from you.
01:05:53I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:05:55Ms. Lockhart, I'm so sorry.
01:05:58I should have had third-party accountants check thoroughly.
01:06:00No, it's not your fault.
01:06:02They're just too slick.
01:06:04Would you like me to punish them for a little bit?
01:06:05Oh, God.
01:06:06No, not that again.
01:06:07Please.
01:06:09Max.
01:06:09You know what to do.
01:06:24The banks have pulled all of our funds.
01:06:27All business ties have been severed.
01:06:29We're bankrupt!
01:06:30How did you do that?
01:06:37Who are you?
01:06:37And don't say Spider-Man!
01:06:42I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:45I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:47I am Crypto-Punk number two!
01:06:53What did he say he was?
01:06:54That's more bizarre than Spider-Man!
01:06:57You're Crypto-Punk number two?
01:07:00Well, I'm Crypto-Punk number one.
01:07:03See?
01:07:03You are number one at something.
01:07:05The most expensive NFT collection in the world.
01:07:08Forget Forbes' list.
01:07:09It's all about your own money now.
01:07:12So, how about our day?
01:07:20I'm not letting them one-up me on this one.
01:07:23I'll spy two.
01:07:23They forgot to cancel my contract.
01:07:39I still have the $100 billion project.
01:07:43Yes!
01:07:44I'm rich!
01:07:45I didn't make them all pay soon!
01:07:54What?
01:07:55Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:07:57The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide 50% of the costs up front.
01:08:01Otherwise, it's a breach of contract and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:08:05No!
01:08:07I'm bankrupt!
01:08:10I'm just a law card.
01:08:11You tricked me!
01:08:15I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:08:24I had to get some very important materials for our special date.
01:08:30Well, cheers.
01:08:32Cheers.
01:08:41This looks good.
01:08:45Did you use my spices?
01:08:50I know your ex-in-law has never appreciated you.
01:08:55You can have all the money and power in the world and you still can't force a man to love you.
01:09:02Couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:09:03Angel.
01:09:08Your future with me?
01:09:14It's gonna be different.
01:09:16Come on.
01:09:18Go to the stairs.
01:09:19Okay.
01:09:20Okay.
01:09:20Okay.
01:09:37Wow.
01:09:39Devin, I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on these past few years.
01:09:44Just because of some silly mistake.
01:09:47Angela.
01:09:47I've known and loved you for three whole years.
01:09:52Actually, I've also loved you for three years.
01:09:56That's right.
01:09:57I fell in love with you three years ago, too.
01:10:00How is all of this possible?
01:10:02I didn't meet any of you until recently.
01:10:06Well, actually, maybe Devin, but...
01:10:09I've had a crush on you since college.
01:10:13You're my motivation to go to business school.
01:10:17Despite who you were, you never judged me for being poor.
01:10:20Are you trying to get hired at Fortune 500 in a suit like that?
01:10:29All you do is babble on and on about internet money, Bitcoin, and shit like that.
01:10:39Are you trying to steal my spot?
01:10:42I'll teach you a lesson.
01:10:45Hey!
01:10:47Get away from me!
01:10:48Angela!
01:10:51Feisty girl.
01:10:51I like her.
01:11:03How is he?
01:11:05It's a rare poison.
01:11:06Made from a mixture of dried roots found in Africa.
01:11:09Astroga.
01:11:10Saltif.
01:11:11Can it be cured?
01:11:11I actually think I know that poison.
01:11:14It sounds really scary, but it's cured can actually be found in any developed country.
01:11:18Household salt.
01:11:26I like her.
01:11:29There you go.
01:11:31What time is it?
01:11:34Oh, shoot.
01:11:35I'm late for some practice.
01:11:41I like her.
01:11:45We have been rivals ever since.
01:11:48So, that's how I, well, we all met.
01:11:53I barely remember.
01:11:55Should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:11:58Matthew Richards, the guy who poisoned me, attacked you out of revenge.
01:12:03You wouldn't have known.
01:12:04I did hear he dropped out and became a loan shark, though.
01:12:06That makes you feel any better.
01:12:08Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.
01:12:10Yeah.
01:12:11Angela, your seven days is almost up.
01:12:14Now that you know they all loved and fought for you for three years, who will you pick?
01:12:23How can it be?
01:12:26Angela Lockhart is an heiress?
01:12:32Kaylee, we've gone bankrupt.
01:12:35The Vanderbilt's have gone bankrupt?
01:12:41Well then, get out of here.
01:12:44You can't do this to me.
01:12:49Jared.
01:12:49Mom, it's me.
01:12:50What happened?
01:12:52Jared, I have carefully reconsidered.
01:12:56Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:12:58You should get back with your wife.
01:12:59We're bankrupt.
01:13:00We're bankrupt.
01:13:01What?
01:13:05Jared Cooper.
01:13:08We're here to propose your belongings.
01:13:12No one is going to save you now.
01:13:15What?
01:13:15What?
01:13:15What?
01:13:16What?
01:13:16What?
01:13:16What?
01:13:16What?
01:13:17What?
01:13:17What?
01:13:18What?
01:13:18What?
01:13:18What?
01:13:19What kind of an asshole throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:13:23Who will you pick?
01:13:30I...
01:13:31I brought you fried chicken?
01:13:37Fried chicken?
01:13:38Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:13:41Yeah, he's right.
01:13:41I did live in Atlanta for three months.
01:13:44Sucking up last minute!
01:13:45At least I don't speak like an AI robot.
01:13:48Hey, stop.
01:13:50Stop.
01:13:50Welcome back to The Bachelorette.
01:13:54I mean, the three badasses who want me.
01:13:57I mean, Angela Lockhart...
01:14:00You know what I mean.
01:14:02Today, our heiress Bachelorette will choose.
01:14:05Which one of our three badasses will she marry?
01:14:09Will it be Shane, the doctor?
01:14:13Cole, the general?
01:14:17Or Devin, the CEO?
01:14:20Uh, looks like our Bachelorette may need a little more time to decide.
01:14:27Oh, the suspense is killing me.
01:14:30But when she does, she will take this eternal rose made from glass imported from Venice and
01:14:36give it to our winner.
01:14:39Angela.
01:14:42Angela.
01:14:42Oh.
01:14:43I, uh, I need more time to think.
01:14:52Uh, while our Bachelorette takes a little time to decide, why don't we check in with each
01:14:57of our candidates?
01:14:58Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:15:02Let's start with Cole.
01:15:03Cole.
01:15:04There's not much to say.
01:15:10Who wouldn't want a five-star general who has huge biceps, a massive chest, who would protect
01:15:17their life?
01:15:19Uh, Shane?
01:15:20Uh, Shane?
01:15:21Muscles?
01:15:22Money?
01:15:23They only get you so far.
01:15:24But you need a well-balanced man like me, that has more than one way to keep a lady happy,
01:15:27if you know what I mean.
01:15:28Okay.
01:15:29I think we do.
01:15:30And Devin?
01:15:31That was quite disgusting.
01:15:32I just hope Angela's okay.
01:15:50I know she's going under a lot of stress right now, a lot of choices to make, and she's my
01:15:56queen.
01:15:57I just really hope she's okay.
01:15:59And then one more thing.
01:16:01What kind of a doctor brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:16:06That's a good point.
01:16:07It's fat for her heart.
01:16:10And then you!
01:16:11What?
01:16:12You know what they say about military men.
01:16:15They beat their wives.
01:16:21Enough!
01:16:24Stand up!
01:16:26Hey, you guys.
01:16:28Whoa, break it up!
01:16:30Hey!
01:16:31Break it up!
01:16:37Cut to commercial!
01:16:38Cut to commercial!
01:16:39This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make in my entire life.
01:16:49Who do I choose?
01:16:50Angela's marrying me!
01:16:51You're not stealing her from me!
01:16:52Oh yeah?
01:16:53I may be a doctor, but like I said, I know Angela's marrying me!
01:16:59You're not stealing her from me!
01:17:00Oh yeah?
01:17:01I may be a doctor, but like I said, I know and possess the deadliest poisons in the world!
01:17:09What don't you have in that code?
01:17:10Fruit flavored gum!
01:17:11I won't let you take Angela away from me!
01:17:12I'll fight you to the death!
01:17:13Don't forget about me!
01:17:14It's time I reveal my true identity!
01:17:15These stupid profile cards don't make any sense!
01:17:16They do not help!
01:17:17Oh yeah?
01:17:18I may be a doctor, but like I said, I know and possess the deadliest poisons in the world!
01:17:23What don't you have in that code?
01:17:25Fruit flavored gum!
01:17:26Fruit flavored gum!
01:17:27I won't let you take Angela away from me!
01:17:29I'll fight you to the death!
01:17:31Don't forget about me!
01:17:33It's time I reveal my true identity!
01:17:39These stupid profile cards don't make any sense!
01:17:42They do not help!
01:17:44Who made these?
01:17:56It's time I reveal my true identity!
01:18:09I'm actually a part of the X-Men!
01:18:12And I have the power of telekinesis!
01:18:26We may have to work together to take him down!
01:18:44This battle within our heads is the most intense I've ever experienced!
01:18:48I may not be able to take them both down if they decide to team up!
01:18:51Hmm...
01:18:52Winter Mint or Cool Mint?
01:18:56You know, I've always really liked your hair!
01:19:02Really?
01:19:04I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it!
01:19:07So I appreciate that!
01:19:10Hey, hey, hey!
01:19:11And you know, Cool!
01:19:12I've always really liked the way you talk!
01:19:16Really?
01:19:17Yeah!
01:19:20What do you got for me?
01:19:22I've always really liked the way you chew gum!
01:19:25Yeah?
01:19:26Yeah!
01:19:27It's fresh, right?
01:19:28Yeah!
01:19:29Yeah!
01:19:30Yeah!
01:19:31Yeah!
01:19:32Yeah!
01:19:33Yeah!
01:19:34Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:35Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:36Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:37It was Jared Cooper!
01:19:38That fucker!
01:19:39We have to find her!
01:19:40What the hell?
01:19:41Her ring!
01:19:42Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism on her ring just in case!
01:19:44Well, let's go then!
01:19:45My own!
01:19:46My fiancé!
01:19:47My fiancé!
01:19:48My fiancé!
01:19:49My fiancé!
01:19:50Jared!
01:19:51Jared!
01:19:52What am I doing here?
01:19:53Jared!
01:19:54You destroyed me!
01:19:55They took everything!
01:19:56What?
01:19:57Nothing left!
01:19:58It's not my fault you were too greedy!
01:19:59Is it greedy to have sex with my wife?
01:20:00What?
01:20:01I'm not your wife anymore!
01:20:02Oh yeah, I know!
01:20:03You wouldn't take me back now, not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:20:06What am I doing here?
01:20:09You destroyed me.
01:20:12They took everything.
01:20:15What?
01:20:16I have nothing left.
01:20:18It's not my fault you're too greedy.
01:20:22You're too greedy to have sex with my wife.
01:20:25What?
01:20:26I'm not your wife anymore.
01:20:28Oh yeah, I know. You wouldn't take me back now.
01:20:30Not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:20:32This is illegal.
01:20:33You wouldn't want your child to be away from its father.
01:20:36You won't have me arrested.
01:20:38You will take me back.
01:20:41Ow!
01:20:42My bitch.
01:20:45I'll set you down a little.
01:20:55You will be begging me to fuck you soon.
01:21:00Hey!
01:21:02Antelope! Come in!
01:21:06It's too late!
01:21:08I drugged her.
01:21:09She'll be dead soon unless...
01:21:10Oh yeah?
01:21:11Have you forgotten who I am?
01:21:13He really does have everything in his culture.
01:21:15Everything except for fruit.
01:21:16Yeah, except for fruit-flavored gum.
01:21:18Get it already.
01:21:18Just save my boss.
01:21:22Here we go.
01:21:22You're all good now.
01:21:30Oh, thank God.
01:21:32But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:21:34What?
01:21:34What are you going to do to me?
01:21:36Hey, stop!
01:21:37No!
01:21:37Don't!
01:21:38Ah!
01:21:40Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:21:44No.
01:21:44No!
01:21:45No!
01:21:45I'm glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:21:50Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:21:57So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:22:00You've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding.
01:22:03The Prince of Bhutan.
01:22:05And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:22:08Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:17We're down to the wire.
01:22:19Literally, the wedding day.
01:22:21But who's the groom?
01:22:22Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:39But who's the groom?
01:22:43Uh, seems our era still hasn't decided.
01:22:48Any input from the parents?
01:22:50Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice.
01:22:53Oh, this is exciting.
01:22:55Who should my daughter pick?
01:22:58Let me think.
01:23:02I like the doctor.
01:23:04He's cute.
01:23:07But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:23:11And we can't forget about Devin Sterling,
01:23:13the one who's loved her the longest.
01:23:15Isn't that right, Devin?
01:23:17Angela.
01:23:20You are all three very fine gentlemen.
01:23:29And I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:23:33But this was a really hard decision.
01:23:37And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:41And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:50I'm just kidding.
01:23:51I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:23:53Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:24:01I mean, bachelorette once.
01:24:03They've all proven their undying love.
01:24:06So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:24:09Literally.
01:24:12Could it be the sexy and protective,
01:24:15general with a temper,
01:24:17Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:24:23Or the fun,
01:24:26wicked-minded,
01:24:27but kind of weird,
01:24:29Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:24:33And last but not least,
01:24:35could it be the richest man of them all?
01:24:38The man Angela would have married a long time ago,
01:24:41Mr. Devin Sterling.
01:24:42Gentlemen,
01:24:46it's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:24:50All right, guys.
01:24:51May the best man win.
01:24:53May the best man win.
01:24:55Drum roll, please.
01:25:10Seriously, Ricky?
01:25:12I choose...
01:25:20I need to power with a strong man,
01:25:31and I really feel like you can protect me.
01:25:36Who could resist those guns?
01:25:37Would they interest you in an NF-D, Ellen?
01:25:42You like full-body choco?
01:25:43Happy birthday, Ellen.
01:25:44Shane, it's you.
01:25:59I'm lovesick for you.
01:26:01You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:26:03Yeah.
01:26:03It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:26:09Ellen, be my new queen.
01:26:10I hope we can do it together.
01:26:12Thank God, babe.
01:26:13Awesome.
01:26:13It's always been you.
01:26:33I'll always love you.
01:26:36Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:26:41What the hell is that one?
01:26:43Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:26:44Have you seen my murderer weapons?
01:26:46I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:26:47I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:26:48I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:26:49I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:26:50I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:26:51I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:26:52I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:26:53I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:26:54I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:26:55I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:26:56I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:26:57I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
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