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00:00:00Welcome back, ma'am, and congrats on another successful undercover mission.
00:00:17You haven't even had time to change yet.
00:00:19I'll have some formal attire sent over right away.
00:00:22No time.
00:00:23Take me straight to the Sterling Grand Hotel.
00:00:25I can't be late for my sister's engagement party.
00:00:30Move up!
00:00:41Whoa!
00:00:42Hey!
00:00:43That's not very nice.
00:00:45I'm just washing the stink off the janitor.
00:00:48Attack!
00:00:49Kill the stinging monster!
00:00:55You tricked me!
00:00:56What the hell did you do to my son?
00:01:00Oh, it was her.
00:01:02She pushed me.
00:01:04Beat her up, mommy.
00:01:05Oh, God.
00:01:06What is wrong with you?
00:01:07He's just a kid.
00:01:09For the record, I didn't touch your son.
00:01:10Didn't lay a single finger on him.
00:01:12If you want to check security cameras, you can.
00:01:14You know, he probably just wanted to play.
00:01:16Instead of shoving him over, you could have politely declined.
00:01:19You should feel lucky he even noticed you.
00:01:22I don't have time for this.
00:01:23I have an engagement party to get to.
00:01:25You know, it's funny.
00:01:27I'm going to the engagement party, too.
00:01:29And the bride-to-be?
00:01:31Grace Blackwood?
00:01:33California's brightest corporate star?
00:01:35Yeah.
00:01:36She's my best friend.
00:01:38Grace?
00:01:39Mm-hmm.
00:01:39Same Grace who took her company to 100 million in under a year.
00:01:43And now she's marrying into the Grant family, which is one of the richest dynasties in the country.
00:01:48But I wouldn't expect a janitor to know a name like that.
00:01:51That's Grace Blackwood, founder of the Blackwood Group.
00:02:16Play it smart, honey.
00:02:17If she likes you, we're golden.
00:02:19Okay, Mom.
00:02:19I am so sorry I'm late.
00:02:22Traffic was horrible.
00:02:23The Blackwood, that's quite all right.
00:02:25I have a sis.
00:02:27Are you okay?
00:02:30Sis?
00:02:31Sis?
00:02:34You know my sister?
00:02:36No.
00:02:37It wasn't exactly a warm introduction.
00:02:41Take them away.
00:02:43Grace, please.
00:02:45I won't make it up to you, I swear.
00:02:47I can host both of you next time you're in.
00:02:50Anyone who disrespects my sister doesn't get a next time.
00:02:54Darts?
00:02:58No.
00:02:59Wait.
00:02:59Wait.
00:03:00I missed you so much.
00:03:07I missed you so much.
00:03:11You're getting married.
00:03:14And you are way too old to be clinging on to me like this.
00:03:17Who cares if I'm getting married?
00:03:20You promised me that no matter how old we get, we'll always be there for me.
00:03:26Don't worry, Grace.
00:03:28Honey and Daddy might not want us anymore.
00:03:30But you're still with me.
00:03:32For now on, I will take care of you.
00:03:35I will be your family.
00:03:36You sacrificed so much putting me through school.
00:03:47And now I'm doing great in the company and I'm marrying into the grand family.
00:03:54It is my turn to take care of you.
00:03:57Cat, this is my fiancée.
00:04:12Tony.
00:04:14Tony, this is my wife.
00:04:17Seriously, Grace?
00:04:19It's our engagement party.
00:04:20Why'd you drag a janitor here?
00:04:23That filthy uniform.
00:04:24What else would she be besides a toilet scrubber?
00:04:26What, is she supposed to be some special guest?
00:04:28Tony.
00:04:29This is my sister.
00:04:35Oh, shoot.
00:04:36I forgot my purse in the car.
00:04:37Keep my sister company.
00:04:39I'll be right back.
00:04:43Never thought Grace's sister would be a janitor, of all things.
00:04:47I never thought my sister would settle for a man who treats people like shit.
00:04:50The Grant family is way out of your league.
00:04:52Today's guests are the elite of the elite.
00:04:55Honestly, if I were you, I would leave before you embarrass Grace or yourself.
00:05:00The only person I'm here to see is my sister.
00:05:03What anyone else thinks doesn't matter.
00:05:08Grace may put up with you, but my family won't.
00:05:11Janitors don't belong at Grant parties.
00:05:14Get out.
00:05:16You don't have the status to order me around.
00:05:18Take her to the garage.
00:05:22Teach her some respect.
00:05:24Guards?
00:05:29Should have walked away when you had the chance.
00:05:33Ugh.
00:05:34Disgusting.
00:05:35Of all the people you could have pissed off, you picked Tony Grant?
00:05:42Dumb move.
00:05:44Pretty face like yours.
00:05:46Maybe cleaning floors isn't the only thing you're good at.
00:05:50Yeah.
00:05:51Clean us up, sweetheart.
00:05:52Do a good job and maybe we'll let you go.
00:05:55Where's my sister?
00:06:06Oh, she said she had something to take care of.
00:06:10Oh.
00:06:10It did.
00:06:11Handled it.
00:06:12Bitch, now you're really asking for it.
00:06:28Here, boys.
00:06:38Ugh.
00:06:39Ugh.
00:06:39Ugh.
00:06:39Ugh.
00:06:40Ugh.
00:06:40Ugh.
00:06:40Ugh.
00:06:41Ugh.
00:06:42Those useless idiots.
00:07:06Throw them one against a woman and they still lost?
00:07:08Are you fighting style?
00:07:10Am I imagining things or does she fight just like those secret badass warlord mercenaries?
00:07:16But these guys are all men.
00:07:17There's only ever been one woman.
00:07:21The warlord queen.
00:07:26Tony?
00:07:28What's wrong?
00:07:29Nothing.
00:07:30I've got to go call Mr. Cohen.
00:07:32Okay.
00:07:32You know that Tony, whatever his name is, isn't good enough for you.
00:07:39How about I set you up with someone better?
00:07:46Cat, that's Thomas Cohen.
00:07:48So what do you think?
00:07:49If you like him, I can set you up.
00:07:52What?
00:07:52What?
00:07:53What?
00:07:53Cat, Mr. Thomas is in Forbes 30 Under 30.
00:07:56He's like on top of the world right now.
00:07:59There's no way he would ever consider someone like me.
00:08:03You're my sister, Grace.
00:08:05If anyone is reaching here, it's him.
00:08:08Stop messing with me.
00:08:10Look, Tony said he's going to give Mr. Cohen a call.
00:08:13Who knows if he'll pick up, let alone actually it's in the party.
00:08:16Don't worry about that.
00:08:17I'll send Thomas the invitation myself.
00:08:21Hello, Mr. Cohen.
00:08:22This is Tony Grant.
00:08:24I said you're from the Grant family.
00:08:26My father spoke with you a few days ago.
00:08:29I was wondering if you could attend our family's engagement banquet tonight.
00:08:32Sorry, I have more important things to do.
00:08:34I promise we won't take up too much of your time.
00:08:37Tell Thomas the invitation's from me.
00:08:39That voice.
00:08:40Could it be the Warlord Queen?
00:08:44Shut up, you broke nobody.
00:08:46You're interrupting my call with Mr. Cohen.
00:08:49Tell him Catherine Blackwood sends him an invitation.
00:08:51The second he hears my name, he'll come right over.
00:08:54Grace, please control your sister.
00:08:56If she pisses Thomas off, my family could lose everything.
00:08:59Cat, please.
00:09:00Please don't make this harder.
00:09:03Please, I am begging you.
00:09:06Fine.
00:09:08I'll call Thomas myself.
00:09:10Who was that voice just now?
00:09:13Just some stupid janitor.
00:09:15I'm so sorry for the disturbance, Mr. Cohen.
00:09:17Trust me, Cat.
00:09:19We don't want to get on Mr. Cohen's bad side.
00:09:22Please don't make any trouble.
00:09:23It is not any trouble.
00:09:25Look, I will call him right now.
00:09:27Why is she putting on this act?
00:09:30She doesn't need to impress me.
00:09:32Forget it.
00:09:33No point in pushing her.
00:09:35She's just trying to make me feel better about her job.
00:09:38Fine.
00:09:39I'm not stopping you.
00:09:42I'll join Tony.
00:09:43Just need us inside when you're done.
00:09:44Please, Mr. Cohen, just give us a chance.
00:09:52It would mean the world if you could make it tonight.
00:09:57I have an urgent call.
00:09:58What is it?
00:10:04I just heard her second phone ringing.
00:10:07I've heard he has a private line, but only one person has access to it.
00:10:10The woman who commands all the special forces and sits on a near trillion dollar war chest.
00:10:16The Warlord Queen.
00:10:18The Warlord Queen?
00:10:19What could it be?
00:10:26Grace, what's wrong?
00:10:27Kat said she was going to call Mr. Cohen.
00:10:31You think this janitor is the Warlord Queen?
00:10:35If that's the Warlord Queen, I'm the President of the United States.
00:10:39Let's get inside and get ready.
00:10:41My sister's just an ordinary person.
00:10:44How could she possibly be the Warlord Queen?
00:10:46What am I even thinking?
00:10:49Come on.
00:10:52Tommy.
00:10:54Hi.
00:10:54Yes, it's me.
00:10:56It's a pleasant surprise to receive such a personal call from you.
00:10:59Relax.
00:11:00I just have something to discuss with you.
00:11:04You want to introduce me to your sister?
00:11:06Wow, that's an honor.
00:11:07I'll beat the Sterling right away.
00:11:10I'll see you there.
00:11:12Great.
00:11:19Where do you think you're going, janitor?
00:11:24Sterling is only hosting private members today.
00:11:27I am a member.
00:11:29You dare stand in here?
00:11:32Open your eyes.
00:11:34The Grant family has this whole place rented out today.
00:11:37I'm here for the engagement party.
00:11:40Engagement party?
00:11:42That's hilarious.
00:11:44Get out.
00:11:46We'll let you know if we have any toilets that need scrubbing.
00:11:49You filthy janitor.
00:11:51You've got a lot of nerves coming in here, posing as a guest.
00:11:59You guys have a death wish.
00:12:02Pat?
00:12:03What?
00:12:09Great.
00:12:11Fantastic.
00:12:12Understood.
00:12:14Thomas Cohen's attending our engagement banquet.
00:12:16Hurry, let's get inside and get prepared.
00:12:18Don't do anything to offend him.
00:12:20I think I heard my sister.
00:12:23Your sister is a grown woman.
00:12:25She doesn't need you to babysit her.
00:12:27Thomas Cohen is all that matters.
00:12:29Please don't mess this up.
00:12:31Okay?
00:12:33Nothing matters more than my sister.
00:12:42You must really think I can't live without you, huh?
00:12:45Well.
00:12:48Hi.
00:12:50I'm here for my sister's engagement.
00:12:53You even printed out a fake invitation.
00:12:57The Grants are hosting this engagement for the Blackwood Group.
00:13:02You clearly don't belong here.
00:13:04So just get out.
00:13:05Take yourself out with the trash and stop buzzing around here like a fly.
00:13:12Or you could kneel, kiss my shoe, get it back.
00:13:17Okay.
00:13:17Aren't you worried about what Grace is going to think when she sees you treating me like this?
00:13:22We're about to be Grace's real family.
00:13:26Who do you think she's going to believe?
00:13:28Us or a lying toilet scrubber?
00:13:32Grace is my sister.
00:13:34She's always going to be on my side.
00:13:37Pathetic.
00:13:37Street trash posing as Grace's sister just to score a free meal.
00:13:43Guards, take this bitch out.
00:13:46She is my sister.
00:13:51Kat, are you okay?
00:13:55She is my sister.
00:13:59Kat, are you okay?
00:14:01Don't worry.
00:14:02I'm fine.
00:14:04Grace, don't be angry.
00:14:06We didn't know your sister was like this.
00:14:10You're the CEO.
00:14:11Who ever would have thought that your sister would be a janitor?
00:14:15She is a janitor.
00:14:18But every penny that she has ever made has been honest and clean.
00:14:23She's the one who got me through school.
00:14:25Without her, I wouldn't even be here.
00:14:28Kat, don't let their words get to you.
00:14:30Please.
00:14:32If it weren't for you, I wouldn't waste a single second on them.
00:14:36I don't care what they say.
00:14:39You.
00:14:40You are just a lonely janitor.
00:14:43How dare you disrespect our family like that?
00:14:48How dare you disrespect our family like that?
00:14:52Grace, this is your sister?
00:14:54That's right.
00:14:55Well, if you'd like her to attend the banquet,
00:14:57then she needs to help cover the costs.
00:15:00My son, Tony, has fronted every dime for today's event.
00:15:04So if she pays her fair share, she may attend.
00:15:08I'm sorry, what?
00:15:09That's crazy.
00:15:10You have never made me contribute.
00:15:12My dear, we thought you didn't have any family.
00:15:15We felt bad for you.
00:15:18And since you're marrying into ours, paying dues isn't necessary.
00:15:21But now a sister shows up, yeah, she better chip in as a show of good faith.
00:15:28Do you support this?
00:15:31Grace, our family has a reputation to protect.
00:15:34People are watching.
00:15:35What are they going to say if a janitor is amongst them?
00:15:39At least give her a chance to prove that she belongs here by contributing.
00:15:43I'd be more than happy to pay anything for my sister's engagement.
00:15:47But seeing the family that she's married into...
00:15:51I don't think so.
00:15:53You don't deserve it.
00:15:55Watch your mouth, Janet.
00:15:58The only reason you're standing here is because Grace is marrying into our family.
00:16:02Big talk for somebody with empty pockets.
00:16:05It's okay, Kat.
00:16:07I have money.
00:16:08I'll pay.
00:16:09Grace.
00:16:10How much do you want?
00:16:12Oh, not much.
00:16:14Just five million dollars.
00:16:18What?
00:16:19That's crazy.
00:16:20Five million dollars?
00:16:22Tony, this vanqueting costs more than a hundred thousand.
00:16:27God bless you.
00:16:29Mom, what's wrong?
00:16:30It's your dad's project.
00:16:32He's still short on funding.
00:16:33Didn't I tell you to ask Grace for the money?
00:16:36She said she's pretty short on cash, too.
00:16:38Tony, I only signed off on this arrangement because of her resources.
00:16:44She is supposed to help us.
00:16:45If she can't even do that, why bother marrying her?
00:16:49She is my sister.
00:16:51What is all that ruckus?
00:16:53This is Grace's janitor's sister.
00:16:55She's been trying to force her way into our engagement party.
00:16:58Really?
00:17:00Wow.
00:17:01Well, if she wants in, then she'll have to pay to attend.
00:17:06That should solve our funding problem.
00:17:12That's straight-up robbery!
00:17:14Marriage costs extend far beyond an engagement party, my dear.
00:17:18Asking for five million is actually quite a modest request.
00:17:24You're right, five million is pretty modest.
00:17:26But you know what?
00:17:28The thing is, you're not even worth that much.
00:17:33Who the hell do you think you are?
00:17:35Just admit, you can't afford it.
00:17:37How many lifetimes of picking up trash would it take you to get five million bucks?
00:17:43You're not fooling anyone.
00:17:45Stop ganging up on my sister!
00:17:48You want five million dollars?
00:17:50Fine, I'll cover it.
00:17:56Hey, I...
00:17:57I need five million transferred over.
00:18:01What do you mean we can't afford that right now?
00:18:03I can't even scrape together a measly five million dollars.
00:18:23Can't even scrape together a measly five million dollars.
00:18:29What a disgrace!
00:18:33What the hell is this?
00:18:35What?
00:18:36He hasn't told you yet?
00:18:39Tony, who is this?
00:18:41She's the woman I love.
00:18:44What?
00:18:46Tony, are you really gonna marry Grace?
00:18:50What does she have that I don't?
00:18:52Grace may not come from much, but she's a rising star with a lot of respect in the corporate world.
00:18:57And with the way our family's projects are going right now, we need her financial support.
00:19:02Then, what am I supposed to do?
00:19:07Don't worry.
00:19:08I might be marrying Grace, but I'm all yours, eh?
00:19:17This is how you treat my sister?
00:19:19You think you're gonna get away with this?
00:19:21Oh, please.
00:19:22I've known Tony way before your sister ever did.
00:19:26If anything, that makes you the mistress.
00:19:30Oh, wait.
00:19:31Isn't your sister's company in trouble?
00:19:33I bet you can't even scrape together five thousand dollars right now.
00:19:39Whatever is going on with my sister's company is something that I can fix in seconds.
00:19:43Don't kid yourself.
00:19:45You know what?
00:19:46I'll give your sister two days until she's completely bankrupt.
00:19:51What did you just say?
00:19:58Mrs. Grant.
00:20:00The Sinclair Group may not be top player in the business world, but my daddy did tell me that if you let me marry Tony, we will bankroll your company right through the rough patch.
00:20:13Free of interest.
00:20:13Now that is what a proper daughter law looks like.
00:20:18Tony, you said I'd be here forever.
00:20:23You said that you would never turn...
00:20:25Grace, when I said that, your company was crushing it.
00:20:27You met all my family's standards, but now you're just a failed businesswoman.
00:20:32Marrying you would only set the grants back.
00:20:35Face it, Grace.
00:20:35You should take this as a wake-up call.
00:20:37Wow.
00:20:37Now that you're no longer Tony's future bride, what are you still doing here?
00:20:43Well, we're saying you're welcome?
00:20:45Get out!
00:20:47But hey, it's not like you have nothing left.
00:20:50You still have your garbage-sweeping sister.
00:20:54And guess what?
00:20:55Since we're feeling so nice, we'll even let her be a maid in our family mansion.
00:21:00That way, at least she won't starve.
00:21:03Enough!
00:21:04We don't have time to waste on human trash.
00:21:06Mr. Cohen will be here soon.
00:21:08And if we play our cards right, we might even get to meet the almighty warlord queen.
00:21:14So, let's call in all the stylists.
00:21:18Hair, makeup, wardrobe.
00:21:20I want it all.
00:21:22I need my future daughter-in-law shining like a diamond.
00:21:30Save yourselves the trouble.
00:21:32This little engagement party of yours isn't happening.
00:21:36Shut your mouth, you toilet scrubber.
00:21:51Trying to jinx our big day?
00:21:53Grace, is your sister insane?
00:21:56Sis, I'm sorry.
00:21:58I was wrong about Tony.
00:21:59Let's just go.
00:22:00Why should we?
00:22:02We're not the ones being disgraced here.
00:22:04It's them.
00:22:04Not you.
00:22:06We should just kick back.
00:22:07Watch the show.
00:22:09Excuse me.
00:22:10What gives you the audacity to spout such pure nonsense?
00:22:15Oh my god.
00:22:16Are hallucinations, like, a side effect of poverty?
00:22:19Because this lady sounds like she thinks she's the warlord queen.
00:22:30We can't afford to piss them off more than we already have.
00:22:35Let's just leave.
00:22:36Let's just leave.
00:22:36Let's just leave.
00:22:38Good heavens.
00:23:02Isn't that the warlord queen?
00:23:04That's her now, God.
00:23:08Why is she in a janitor's uniform?
00:23:10Stay right there.
00:23:14Kat.
00:23:15These are some of the most powerful people in the country.
00:23:17You can't just talk to them like that.
00:23:26Hey, what's going on?
00:23:27Darling, you look marvelous.
00:23:36That suits you better than it ever would, Grace.
00:23:39Her janitor's sister said our banquet wouldn't happen today.
00:23:43Hilarious.
00:23:44You know, the guests will be here any minute.
00:23:46We should head out.
00:23:47Let's go see what's become of Grace and her gutter trash sister.
00:23:50Probably out crying by the dumpsters or something.
00:23:51After you, the happy couple.
00:23:57Baby.
00:24:04They don't move until I tell them they can.
00:24:07What?
00:24:10What?
00:24:13They're here for the engagement, right?
00:24:15Why are they just standing here?
00:24:16They don't move until I tell them they can.
00:24:21And I haven't yet.
00:24:23Sis, don't joke about this.
00:24:25These are politicians.
00:24:27They're industry titans.
00:24:29They're not going to take cues from you.
00:24:32Ladies and gentlemen.
00:24:33Welcome.
00:24:34Please come inside.
00:24:35Why didn't you inform us you'd invite us to someone with such high esteem?
00:24:38We'd known your most distinguished guest was coming.
00:24:40We'd have shown up much earlier.
00:24:42Distinguished guest?
00:24:43Oh, right.
00:24:45It must be Mr. Cohen.
00:24:46Don't worry, sir.
00:24:47You are right on time.
00:24:49Come, come.
00:24:50Let's head inside.
00:24:51This is what real clout looks like, Grace.
00:24:54By the way, how long are you planning to loiter with that eyesore of a sister of yours?
00:24:58Who are you calling an eyesore?
00:25:00Her.
00:25:02The stinky janitor.
00:25:03Absolutely reeks of poverty.
00:25:06I feel gross just looking at her.
00:25:09You're saying she's a janitor?
00:25:11Don't worry, sir.
00:25:11It's my engagement day.
00:25:12And I'll be damned if I let a shit scrubber ruin the vibe of my guest.
00:25:17I'll go toss her out right now.
00:25:23One who should be tossed out is you.
00:25:28One who should be tossed out is you.
00:25:30Tony, are you okay?
00:25:33What's going on here?
00:25:35This must be some kind of mistake.
00:25:37I don't understand.
00:25:37Why are you guys treating her like this?
00:25:39She's just a lowly janitor.
00:25:41A sorry-ass nobody.
00:25:43Mom, what's happening?
00:25:43I must say, we are touched that you want to show our family such respect.
00:25:50But Grace is no longer marrying my son, so there is no need for this display.
00:25:55You all probably haven't heard, but Grace's company is going bankrupt.
00:25:59Her execs have already jumped ship.
00:26:00So much for a rising star in the industry.
00:26:03All that potential down the drain.
00:26:08Hey, janitor.
00:26:09Do you have any idea who the hell you're disrespecting?
00:26:18Is she not just a janitor?
00:26:21Ignored, fool.
00:26:22You cannot begin to imagine who she really is.
00:26:26Listen.
00:26:27We may rank a little lower than you folks,
00:26:30but I have met my share of heavyweights in my day,
00:26:33and never have I ever heard of a janitor named Catherine
00:26:37who all the bigwigs are bowing down to.
00:26:40Well, it's no surprise why you don't know me.
00:26:43In fact, if it wasn't for my sister,
00:26:44you wouldn't even be qualified to stand anywhere near me.
00:26:48Really, now?
00:26:49Please, then, do enlighten us.
00:26:52Who the fuck are you?
00:26:57Who the fuck are you?
00:27:01You're not worthy of knowing.
00:27:02Oh, sounds like someone is afraid to admit she's a nobody.
00:27:08You really expect us to fall for this?
00:27:10You clearly hired these people to sell your little charade.
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:14How much did you pay for them to hype you up?
00:27:18I didn't pay anyone.
00:27:19God, we really did almost get duped, didn't we?
00:27:24I didn't realize you sisters were this crooked.
00:27:26But listen here, Grace.
00:27:29No matter how many tricks you pull,
00:27:31you will never marry into the Grant family.
00:27:34Because, you see, we don't take trash from the streets.
00:27:39That's your job, not ours.
00:27:41These sisters clearly banged these men to play along.
00:27:45You two really have no shame.
00:27:48No wonder Tony dumped you.
00:27:50Oh, and, by the way, he picked me a long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago.
00:27:57Grace, I thought you were just a stuck-up bitch,
00:28:00but it turns out you're a dirty little liar, too.
00:28:02Tell me, how many of these men did you hook up with?
00:28:05Oh, I never did that.
00:28:07Stop flandering me.
00:28:09Ooh, she's triggered.
00:28:10You must have hit the target.
00:28:12Silence!
00:28:13Who do you think you are,
00:28:15speaking to Grace and her sister like this?
00:28:20Still loyal to these filthy little sluts, huh?
00:28:24It doesn't matter.
00:28:25Mr. Cohen will arrive any minute,
00:28:27and you'll have some explaining to do.
00:28:29Good luck.
00:28:30Everyone in America knows Mr. Cohen is backed by the Warlord Queen.
00:28:34Once he is standing up here next to us, Grants,
00:28:37you so-called distinguished guests will be dead in the water.
00:28:42Cohen will arrive soon,
00:28:43and you'll regret everything you've done,
00:28:45and you, you're fucking finished.
00:28:47Tony, have you considered that
00:28:51maybe Thomas Cohen's only coming because I called him?
00:29:24Mr. Cohen's here.
00:29:28You are so cooked!
00:29:30Kat, it is really Mr. Cohen.
00:29:32We should go.
00:29:33Not yet.
00:29:34We still have to settle things with them.
00:29:36Huh.
00:29:37Look at you, standing on death's doorstep
00:29:39and still acting all tough.
00:29:41Kat, please.
00:29:43Mr. Cohen is backed by the Warlord Queen.
00:29:46She has enough agents to take down the entire world
00:29:49if she wanted to.
00:29:50God, he makes these elites look like minions.
00:29:54Grease, I know exactly how exceptional Thomas is.
00:29:58That's exactly why I'm planning to set you guys up.
00:30:01Kat, please, stop talking.
00:30:04I'm sorry, am I hearing this right?
00:30:07You, who doesn't even have the right to speak
00:30:09to Mr. Cohen once set him up with your bankrupt sister.
00:30:13Mr. Cohen is the nation's most eligible bachelor.
00:30:17If you're so desperate to play matchmaker,
00:30:19you should go tell him to his face.
00:30:22Maybe he'll admire your courage
00:30:24and humor you.
00:30:26I don't need your coaching.
00:30:27I know precisely what I'm going to do.
00:30:29Then do it.
00:30:30Who knows?
00:30:31Maybe he'll even agree.
00:30:34Your sister's fearless one.
00:30:37You're so lucky to have a sister like her.
00:30:41Kat, how long are you going to keep this?
00:30:44This is your life we're talking about.
00:30:50I'm as serious as can be.
00:30:51Tommy.
00:31:09Tommy.
00:31:10Over here.
00:31:15Tommy?
00:31:16Tommy.
00:31:20Tommy.
00:31:20Tommy.
00:31:22Watch your mouth.
00:31:23No one speaks to Mr. Cohen like that.
00:31:25You're lucky I don't cut your tongue off right now.
00:31:27Whose tongue you cutting off?
00:31:29Chairman Cohen, sir, you don't understand.
00:31:31This filthy janitor,
00:31:33she thinks she can call you by some sort of nickname?
00:31:36I mean, what a total fool, right?
00:31:38If she's a fool, then what does that make me?
00:31:40You're the nation's most powerful tycoon, sir.
00:31:44She's not even worthy of cleaning your toilet, sir.
00:31:47Why are you just standing there, you shit scrubber?
00:31:51Move!
00:31:52Get away from Mr. Cohen.
00:31:54Aw, look at her and her poor sister,
00:31:57frozen stiff already.
00:31:59Kat, let's just go.
00:32:02Please.
00:32:03Why so soon?
00:32:05I mean, I haven't even introduced you to Thomas yet.
00:32:07Oh, you are so far out of line, you goddamn bitch.
00:32:12Fuck this.
00:32:13I'll finish it myself.
00:32:19The only ones about to be finished here
00:32:21are the Grant family.
00:32:28I'm sorry, I'm late.
00:32:30The traffic is rough.
00:32:31It's all right, Tommy.
00:32:32I'm glad you can make it.
00:32:33I would like to introduce you to my sister,
00:32:36Grace.
00:32:37I'm sure you've heard of her.
00:32:38She founded the Blackwood Group here in California.
00:32:42Rising star of California's business scene.
00:32:44I've heard the name,
00:32:45but I didn't know you guys were sisters.
00:32:48Thomas Cohen, chairman of CG.
00:32:57Hello, Mr. Cohen.
00:33:00There's no need to be so formal.
00:33:02Call me Thomas.
00:33:03As for your business's literal crisis,
00:33:05I've already handled it.
00:33:06If you ever need anything,
00:33:07just come straight to me.
00:33:10Don't worry, Grace.
00:33:11I've got this under control.
00:33:22Transfer $100 million to Blackwood Group immediately.
00:33:24Oh my gosh, thank you so much for helping us out.
00:33:28I'll head over there right away and start rebuilding our executive team.
00:33:32No need.
00:33:33By now, all the executives from Sinclair Group should already be transferred over to your firm.
00:33:37What?
00:33:37What the fuck are you talking about?
00:33:39What the fuck are you talking about?
00:33:41My daddy's people would never leave me for Grace.
00:33:44Miss, your father's company declared bankruptcy before I even got here.
00:33:47No way.
00:33:50Sinclair Group is doing a lot of amazing things.
00:33:52I was excited what the future held in the store for them.
00:33:55Fortunately, their bonehead errors decided to open up their mouth and provoke the wrong person.
00:33:58I provoked the wrong person.
00:34:04Daddy!
00:34:06Idiot.
00:34:07Who the hell did you mess with?
00:34:09Our company just went bankrupt thanks to you.
00:34:13Bankrupt?
00:34:19Bankrupt?
00:34:20Grace, you slut.
00:34:29All you're good for is whoring yourself around men.
00:34:31You think you can hide-pan your sister and that's going to save you?
00:34:38I suggest you show my sister a little respect.
00:34:42Fuck you.
00:34:43And your sister's a skank.
00:34:45And so are you!
00:34:56If you really love me, then beat that bitch to death right now!
00:35:05You know, I told you...
00:35:07that you would never hurt my sister over again.
00:35:11Now, do you believe me?
00:35:12The Krantz are the frigidest family in California.
00:35:15What's a broke nobody like you gonna do, huh?!
00:35:18You'll find out.
00:35:19It's enough.
00:35:22Alright.
00:35:23Phil.
00:35:26Your turn.
00:35:29Thomas?
00:35:30I don't want these people stepping foot in California ever again.
00:35:33Understood.
00:35:34I'll take care of them.
00:35:36Grace, you must be starving.
00:35:37Why don't we get some food?
00:35:39Sis, what's gonna happen to them?
00:35:41Yeah.
00:35:42Don't worry about that.
00:35:43Tommy will handle it.
00:35:44Mom?
00:35:45Well, what do we do now?
00:35:47I think we really did mess with the wrong person.
00:35:50Mr. Cohen?
00:35:52Who is she?
00:35:53They didn't tell you?
00:35:54Oh, my God.
00:35:57Don't tell me she's...
00:35:59That's right.
00:36:00She commands all our special forces worldwide.
00:36:03Has nearly a trillion dollars in assets.
00:36:06She's the Warlord Queen.
00:36:07Oh, my God.
00:36:10I can't breathe.
00:36:11No one crosses the Warlord Queen and makes it out in one piece.
00:36:16That includes the grants.
00:36:19My sister is...
00:36:20...the Warlord Queen?!
00:36:27Kat, is it true?
00:36:29Are you really the Warlord Queen?
00:36:31I'll tell you my story later.
00:36:32Right now, you need to focus on learning a little bit about Thomas.
00:36:40You know, I think this hotel has a three-star Michelin restaurant.
00:36:44I'm gonna go check out the menu.
00:36:46Kat!
00:36:48Thomas, take care of Grace for me.
00:36:52You have my word.
00:36:53Hi.
00:36:59Hey.
00:37:04Hey, you.
00:37:05Does this look like the kind of restaurant that lets stinky old janitors in?
00:37:12Are you talking to me?
00:37:14Who else?
00:37:15Use your eyes.
00:37:16Anyone else here look like they absolutely reek of garbage?
00:37:20My clothes don't reek of anything, and I'll pay for whatever I order.
00:37:24Look around.
00:37:25This hotel was voted the top ten hotel in California for the tenth year in a row.
00:37:29We only serve VIP guests.
00:37:31So, if you're looking for a handout, go beg somewhere else.
00:37:35Now, get out!
00:37:36And I swear, if your snitch infects our food or gets our customers sick,
00:37:39you'll owe us more money than you could ever make in a hundred lifetimes.
00:37:43I assure you, I washed my clothes just this morning.
00:37:46If you'd like, you can come take a whiff.
00:37:47How dare you talk back to me, you dirty, disgusting dumpster wench?
00:37:53Didn't you say this restaurant only takes VIP members?
00:37:55That's right.
00:37:56Only the biggest names.
00:37:58Well, I just so happen to be a VIP card member here.
00:38:08Our VIP cards are gold.
00:38:10We don't have black ones.
00:38:11Well, your boss gave that one to me.
00:38:13So, are you telling me that he's lying?
00:38:15Why is this disgusting, filthy janitor lady still lying to me?
00:38:21Do you even know who my boss is?
00:38:23As if he'd waste his time with someone dressed like you.
00:38:25The card really is from your boss.
00:38:27If you don't believe me, you can ask him yourself.
00:38:29Ask him what?
00:38:30What?
00:38:31Some janitor having possession of a VIP card?
00:38:34Huh.
00:38:35Please.
00:38:36Now get out!
00:38:37Before I drag you out myself.
00:38:39Grace?
00:38:40Ah!
00:38:41Mr. Sterling's friend!
00:38:43Welcome, sir!
00:38:44Did he just call me Grace?
00:38:46What exactly were you planning on doing to my old classmate?
00:38:48Ah!
00:38:49Uh...
00:38:50Classmate!
00:38:51Uh...
00:38:52There seems to be no problem at all, sir.
00:38:55Just, uh...
00:38:56Little bit of a...
00:38:57Misunderstanding.
00:39:06Grace!
00:39:07You used to be one of the best students in our class.
00:39:09How'd you end up working as a janitor?
00:39:13Who are you?
00:39:14Come on.
00:39:15Don't play dumb.
00:39:16I asked you out back in high school.
00:39:18You know, if you just would have said yes, then you wouldn't have to be...
00:39:21...stuck doing cleaning work now.
00:39:23He actually thinks I'm Grace.
00:39:25Um...
00:39:27I'm sorry.
00:39:28I think you might...
00:39:29Listen, we can chat later.
00:39:30Today's actually our annual class reunion.
00:39:32Whole gang's over there.
00:39:33You should come hang out with us.
00:39:35This could be fun.
00:39:39This way.
00:39:43Boss!
00:39:44Some random janitor tried to pass herself off as a VIP?
00:39:48A janitor?
00:39:50She used this.
00:39:55Poor people really are clueless.
00:39:57Our VIP cards are gold.
00:39:59She must have found some random black card from off the street and thought she could...
00:40:06Where is she?
00:40:07But the reason you've never seen this black card is because there's only one of them.
00:40:12You can't go find her, you discriminating idiot.
00:40:17And if you can't, don't bother coming back.
00:40:19Yes, sir.
00:40:20I need you to prepare a gift and make it big.
00:40:27I want to pay my respects to a very important guest.
00:40:30Hey guys.
00:40:33Look who I brought.
00:40:35Are you kidding me, Kevin?
00:40:36You seriously invited a janitor to her student reunion?
00:40:38No.
00:40:39Guys, she's...
00:40:40Whatever.
00:40:41Now that you're here, make yourself useful.
00:40:43My car could use a good scrubbing.
00:40:45Go wash it.
00:40:49I'm sorry.
00:40:50Are you talking to me?
00:40:51Oh, I don't see anyone else who cleans stuff for living here.
00:40:54I'm sorry.
00:40:55I don't clean for...
00:40:56Okay, less talking, more action.
00:40:59Oh, and careful with my car.
00:41:01It's worth more than your entire life.
00:41:03If you scratch it, I'll skin you alive.
00:41:05Miss, I think you might have me mistaken for...
00:41:07For what?
00:41:08Do you see what the fuck you're wearing?
00:41:10Oh, I got it.
00:41:12You won money.
00:41:14Paper.
00:41:15Moolah.
00:41:16You poor folk are all the same.
00:41:19Jesus.
00:41:26There you go.
00:41:29Take it.
00:41:30It's work.
00:41:31No, Stella.
00:41:33You really got it wrong.
00:41:35Look closer.
00:41:36Don't you recognize her?
00:41:38All I see is a raggedy food stamp using bitch.
00:41:42Seriously?
00:41:43Oh, my God, Stella.
00:41:45She's our old classmate.
00:41:46Grace.
00:41:48Is that really you?
00:41:49I'm not.
00:41:50Yes, it's her.
00:41:51She's Grace.
00:41:52It is really you.
00:41:54Wait, wait, wait.
00:41:55I heard you were California's hottest up-and-coming business prodigy.
00:42:00How did you sink to this?
00:42:02Wow, these people really have no idea who I am.
00:42:05They actually think I'm my sister.
00:42:07Oh, you haven't heard?
00:42:08Grace's company collapsed.
00:42:09Her whole staff jumped ship.
00:42:11No freaking way, Wynn.
00:42:12Just this morning,
00:42:14she got totally crushed by my aunt and her husband's company.
00:42:17My cousin even called me and told me to teach Grace a lesson.
00:42:21Looks like she's already hit rock bottom, though.
00:42:23Your cousin?
00:42:24Yeah.
00:42:25Ava, this is what you get, Grace.
00:42:29It's karma for trying to steal her boyfriend.
00:42:31Any decent woman your age would be looking for a good husband.
00:42:34But not you.
00:42:35You're too busy trying to play the home-wrecking mistress.
00:42:39I stole her boyfriend?
00:42:41I'm a home-wrecking mistress?
00:42:44I'm a home-wrecking mistress.
00:42:45I'm a home-wrecking mistress.
00:42:46I'm a home-wrecking mistress.
00:42:47I don't know anything.
00:42:48This is all slander.
00:42:49Slander?
00:42:50What?
00:42:51You got caught in the act and now you're afraid to come clean?
00:42:53Actually, you've got this all backwards.
00:42:56The only person here
00:42:57who had wormed into Grace's boyfriend's bedroom is your cousin.
00:43:01Don't you dare speak about my cousin like that, Grace.
00:43:05Fucking another girl's man and acting all innocent?
00:43:07Grace, why did she become so shameless?
00:43:10I'm just speaking facts.
00:43:12If Ava's so in love with a man-whore, she can have him.
00:43:14He's not exactly what we would call a catch.
00:43:17Plus, Grace already has a new boyfriend.
00:43:20Please, what type of guy would want to date someone dressed like that?
00:43:23Grace, you don't have to come in here and act all weird
00:43:26referring to yourself in the third person.
00:43:28We're old classmates.
00:43:30You can be honest with us.
00:43:32I am being honest.
00:43:34Grace has almost made it official with her new boyfriend,
00:43:38Thomas Cohen.
00:43:39Thomas Cohen?
00:43:40Like that, Thomas Cohen?
00:43:42Jesus, Grace, what are you smoking?
00:43:45Thomas Cohen is the most eligible bachelor in California.
00:43:49He wouldn't be caught dead with you.
00:43:51I mean, come on.
00:43:52How delusional can you be?
00:43:53You're not even good enough to go out with the guy that mows Thomas Cohen's lawn.
00:43:57Grace, just drop the act already.
00:43:59If anything you said was actually true,
00:44:01you wouldn't walk in here dressed like a janitor.
00:44:04If you want to fact check me, just call your cousin.
00:44:06Fine.
00:44:07I'll call her up right now.
00:44:09Let's see how smug you look after she exposes your ass.
00:44:13Ava and her family's company just went bankrupt.
00:44:26They're already in debt with multiple suppliers.
00:44:28So, my guess would be that they're too busy dealing with their complaints to answer the phone.
00:44:33God, you're so full of shit, Grace.
00:44:35That kind of info is reserved for business insiders.
00:44:39Not no-named toilet cleaners.
00:44:41Well, this outfit isn't for cleaning toilets.
00:44:43All right.
00:44:44All right.
00:44:45Why don't we just tone it down, yeah?
00:44:47This is a high school reunion.
00:44:48We should be reminiscing on the past.
00:44:50After all, we have a lot to talk about since high school, right?
00:44:53Come on, let's sit.
00:44:54We really do.
00:44:59Guys, remember how Grace got good grades, but when it came to everything else, she was totally useless?
00:45:04You always went on and on about your sister and how you wanted to make her proud and repay her for covering your tuition?
00:45:11Well, look at you now. You spent all that time studying, and now you sleep with trash for a living.
00:45:17So, you look down on me because I'm a janitor.
00:45:19Sure, janitors are blue-collar workers, but they're good people,
00:45:23and they are just working to provide for their family just like the rest of us.
00:45:26So, if you were going to judge, save it for the thieves and the drug dealers.
00:45:31You sure gap a lot, don't you?
00:45:33Tell us, how much do you make per month?
00:45:35Probably not enough to support yourself, let alone a family.
00:45:38You don't deserve the dignity of knowing.
00:45:40But, I will tell you this.
00:45:46Your entire family's fortune wouldn't make a dent to my bank account.
00:45:53Oh, please. You were always going to be a worthless, broke bitch.
00:45:59We used to bully your ass in high school every single day, and you never had the guts to fight back.
00:46:06You were the easiest target ever.
00:46:08These people bullied Grace back in high school?
00:46:10What are you talking about?
00:46:11Oh, you don't remember?
00:46:12Guys, let's help our friend, uh, jog her memory.
00:46:16Now that everyone thinks I'm Grace, I might as well keep playing along.
00:46:20Let's find out what these idiots did to my sister.
00:46:23Kat got me these new shoes for my birthday.
00:46:27She is the best sister ever.
00:46:31Did I say you could talk to my boyfriend?
00:46:35You stink!
00:46:36What?
00:46:37No, he was just asking me about the homework assignment.
00:46:39I don't give a fuck what it was about.
00:46:43My sister saved the whole month to buy me these.
00:46:51That's better.
00:46:52Dirty shoes for a dirty slut.
00:46:55Stop!
00:46:56Let me go!
00:46:57What are you doing?
00:46:59Stop!
00:47:00What are you doing?
00:47:01Making sure everyone sees you for the whore you are.
00:47:04No, please.
00:47:05Don't do anything.
00:47:06Stop!
00:47:07Help!
00:47:08Somebody help!
00:47:09Help!
00:47:10Help!
00:47:11Help!
00:47:12Help!
00:47:13Help!
00:47:14Help!
00:47:17Kat, I wish I was as strong as you.
00:47:22Grace, why didn't you tell me?
00:47:27Alright guys, let's not be too harsh on Grace.
00:47:32We all know her mommy and daddy abandoned her.
00:47:35It can't have been easy growing up as a low-class brandless gutter rat.
00:47:40Grace would have been street meat if it wasn't for her sister.
00:47:43I mean, that poor girl worked her butt off so that she could provide for them.
00:47:49Oh, remember Grace used to skip meals because she felt bad for being a burden?
00:47:55I mean, even we tried to be nice and share our lunch with her.
00:47:59Oh my god, Grace.
00:48:02Is that all you're gonna eat for lunch?
00:48:04No, you and your sister can't afford the cafeteria food, so...
00:48:08We wanted to help you out.
00:48:10What?
00:48:11Stop!
00:48:12What are you doing?
00:48:13Let me go!
00:48:14Stop!
00:48:15Stop!
00:48:16Let me go!
00:48:17No!
00:48:19No, please!
00:48:20Go out!
00:48:22Broke orphan bitch.
00:48:25We give you a free lunch and you don't even think us?
00:48:28Lap it up!
00:48:29Now!
00:48:30Unless...
00:48:31You want some desserts too.
00:48:39I can't tell Kat about them.
00:48:41She has enough to worry about.
00:48:43Huh.
00:48:44Wonder what Grace's sister is up to this day.
00:48:48Hmm.
00:48:49Who knows?
00:48:50Maybe.
00:48:51She's a janitor too now.
00:48:53Wow.
00:48:54Two janitors and one family.
00:48:56What a dynamic duo!
00:48:58Grace, don't hold the past against them.
00:49:01I mean, you know how high school is.
00:49:03Kids always playing pranks on each other and stuff.
00:49:05So those were just pranks?
00:49:07No.
00:49:08I just meant that it's all behind us now.
00:49:10You turned out pretty good, all things considered.
00:49:12You're right.
00:49:13I did turn out much better than these ignorant scum did.
00:49:15I mean...
00:49:16I guess it's true what they say.
00:49:18Rolies only peak in high school.
00:49:20What?
00:49:21Did you just call us?
00:49:22You heard me.
00:49:23You fools shouldn't even be able to breathe the same air as someone like Grace.
00:49:27You little...
00:49:30See this?
00:49:31Ava's calling.
00:49:32You're so fucking busted, Grace.
00:49:39You are so fucking busted, Grace.
00:49:42See you soon, Ava.
00:49:45Ava's on her way as we speak.
00:49:48So if I were you, I'd fess up with your lies while you still can.
00:49:52You don't want to see my cousin when she's mad.
00:49:55I assure you, all of these little lies will be cleared up as soon as Ava arrives.
00:50:00God, you're really doubling down your bullshit, aren't you?
00:50:04Come on, guys.
00:50:05What is it worth fighting with a toilet scrubber?
00:50:08We all know how poor people are.
00:50:11I'll talk.
00:50:12They've never had money, so words are their only weapon.
00:50:18Words are my only weapon.
00:50:20You so sure about that?
00:50:21Grace, do you really have to make such a scene here?
00:50:25I mean, it's clear you're not whoever you're claiming to be.
00:50:28So could you just be yourself and we can move past this?
00:50:31No, I've been myself since the moment I walked through that door.
00:50:34It's you who are accusing me of lying.
00:50:36I'm disappointed in you, Grace.
00:50:39Okay.
00:50:40I mean, in high school, sure, you were short on cash, but you always had a smile on your face.
00:50:45You were real.
00:50:47And now you're just...
00:50:51Now I'm what?
00:50:53Can you just please stop being so stubborn?
00:50:55I mean, Stella's dad is the owner of this hotel.
00:50:58If you just apologize to her for this whole fiasco, maybe she could help you find a job here.
00:51:03Help me find a job here.
00:51:05Grace, this is one of the top hotels in the world.
00:51:08What, are you saying you're too good for this place?
00:51:10Actually, yes.
00:51:12I am far too good for your daddy's little...
00:51:14What did you...
00:51:15Oh my god!
00:51:16Ava!
00:51:17You're finally here!
00:51:25Ava!
00:51:26You're finally here!
00:51:28Why the hell did you tell me to come all the way up here?
00:51:31Don't you know how busy I am?
00:51:34I think this is serious.
00:51:35There's someone here spewing nonsense about your company going bankrupt.
00:51:39She even accused me of being someone's mistress.
00:51:41I just feel like that being.
00:51:43It was her!
00:51:44Grace!
00:51:45Grace!
00:51:53Kat got your tongue?
00:51:55I thought you were gonna clear things up once Ava arrived.
00:51:58If you knew what was good for you, you'd get over here and apologize now!
00:52:02Wow!
00:52:03Eva!
00:52:04What did you do that for?
00:52:05You were telling her to apologize to me?
00:52:06Yeah.
00:52:07So she was spreading rumors about you.
00:52:08Who the fuck are you to demand that she apologize to me?
00:52:09Eva, why are you being like this?
00:52:11Look, whatever you used to think about Grace, she's just a filthy janitor now.
00:52:13I mean, you see what she's wearing, right?
00:52:20The only joke in this room.
00:52:21The only joke in this room.
00:52:44Who she is?
00:52:45Is she not just some piss-poor-cleaning lady?
00:52:46Jesus!
00:52:47You're just as stupid as you're blind!
00:52:51Ma'am, I'm so sorry.
00:52:54It seems that my cousin didn't have a joke in this room.
00:52:57You're just as stupid as you're blind!
00:53:10I'm so sorry.
00:53:12It seems that my cousin didn't recognize you.
00:53:15And I hope that her foolishness doesn't affect things between us.
00:53:20Eva!
00:53:21What's gotten into you?
00:53:23Just this morning, you were calling Grace a slutty mistress and saying we will teach her a lesson!
00:53:27Shut your fucking mouth!
00:53:28Seriously?
00:53:29Why are you being like this?
00:53:31Why are you so afraid of her all of a sudden?
00:53:33She's just a fucking janitor for fuck's sake!
00:53:40Oh my god!
00:53:43Stay there!
00:53:45Ah!
00:53:46Don't fucking move!
00:53:49Ma'am, I sincerely hope that you overlook this... incident.
00:54:01As you can recall, patience isn't exactly my strong suit.
00:54:05So get your cousin out of here before the whining causes my eardrums to rupture.
00:54:10Yes.
00:54:11Right away.
00:54:12What the hell just happened?
00:54:24Hmm.
00:54:25Not bad.
00:54:27Not bad.
00:54:28Okay, who are you actually?
00:54:32Oh, come on, Kevin.
00:54:33She's clearly still gutter-rack Grace.
00:54:35I mean, who else would she be?
00:54:36Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?
00:54:38We were nice enough to invite you to our student reunion, and you had to go and fuck up the whole day for us.
00:54:42Really ruined.
00:54:43I was honestly having a great time myself.
00:54:45Oh, cut the smugness.
00:54:47Whatever scare tactic you use on Alicia's cousin is not gonna work on me.
00:54:51You shouldn't forget my father's owner of this hotel.
00:54:54And?
00:54:55Damn it, Grace!
00:54:56I am trying to give you a chance!
00:54:58You damn well know I could have my father throw you out by now.
00:55:01If your father sees what's happening, you're the first person he's gonna kick out is, well, his own daughter.
00:55:07You are so un-fucking-believable.
00:55:13That's it, I'm calling my dad right now.
00:55:15Oh, there you are, Thomas.
00:55:29What a wonderful day this is.
00:55:32I never dreamed that the Warlord Queen herself would grace my hotel with her presence.
00:55:37And when you see her later, please do let her know how much I admire her.
00:55:41I'm sure you've heard of the Warlord Queen's famous temper.
00:55:44If she finds any faults in your hotel, there won't be much I can do to help you.
00:55:48Is Catherine really that much of a big shot?
00:55:50Of course she is.
00:55:52Why, she's worshipped like a god here in California.
00:55:55Not to mention, if she hadn't saved my ass back in the day, I wouldn't have been here to open this hotel.
00:56:03Oh.
00:56:07Excuse me, I gotta take this.
00:56:11Hey, Stella, what's up?
00:56:16What?
00:56:18Someone has a nerve to bully my own daughter on my own turf?
00:56:22I'm on my way right now.
00:56:27Thank you, Daddy.
00:56:30Hear that?
00:56:31My dad will be here any second.
00:56:33So if you want to leave with even a shred of dignity, I recommend you scram ASAP.
00:56:38I'm terrified.
00:56:40Grace, just stop making this a whole big thing.
00:56:43Just apologize to Stella and then we can all move on.
00:56:46You want me to apologize to her?
00:56:47What?
00:56:48You think we're gonna do it for you?
00:56:50Goddammit, Grace.
00:56:51This class reunion was going perfectly until you showed up and turned it to shit.
00:56:55Read the room, Grace.
00:56:57Everyone's telling you to apologize to Stella.
00:57:00Her dad isn't just some hotel owner.
00:57:02The guy's got connections to the frickin' Warlord Queen.
00:57:06The Warlord Queen?
00:57:08You don't even know who the Warlord Queen is?
00:57:11You really live under a rock.
00:57:13She's only the most powerful person in this country.
00:57:17She runs our special forces.
00:57:19She controls over a trillion dollars in assets.
00:57:21I mean, heck, she basically has the president under her thumb.
00:57:27Oh.
00:57:28Sure laugh.
00:57:30But just wait.
00:57:31My dad and the Warlord Queen are close friends.
00:57:34So you better hope he doesn't call her over here.
00:57:37Close friend.
00:57:38Wow.
00:57:40Probably would have known about that.
00:57:41Why the fuck would you know of all people?
00:57:44The Warlord Queen saved my father's life a while ago.
00:57:48And later she invited him on a personal tour of her top secret bases.
00:57:53You would have to be there yourself to know.
00:57:56Wow.
00:57:57Actually, I have.
00:58:00Wait, what the hell are you saying?
00:58:06Wait, what the hell are you saying?
00:58:11God.
00:58:12I give you an inch, you'd take a mile.
00:58:14Grace, you wouldn't even be hired to clean the shit off the floor at one of those bases.
00:58:22What, do you think I'm crazy?
00:58:25That I've lost my marbles?
00:58:26Grace, just let it go.
00:58:28No one's saying you're crazy.
00:58:30Yeah, because crazy would be too light of a word.
00:58:33By the way, my father promised me that the next time he sees the Warlord Queen, he's gonna arrange for me to be her personal assistant.
00:58:44I'm gonna be inches away from greatness.
00:58:47Holy shit. No way.
00:58:50I can't believe I'm best friends with the Warlord Queen's personal assistant.
00:58:54That's like one degree of separation away from the Queen herself.
00:58:58The Warlord Queen keeps a low profile anyway.
00:59:00It's not like anybody can just get a glimpse of her.
00:59:04When you become her assistant, can you please introduce us?
00:59:07You do know who you're going up against, right, Grace?
00:59:10Stella's dad has friends in very high places.
00:59:13Stella's dad.
00:59:16Stella's dad.
00:59:31Oh!
00:59:35Ma'am, I wanted to thank you in person for saving my life.
00:59:38I'm eternally indebted to you.
00:59:40If possible, I would like to arrange for my daughter to serve as your full-time personal assistant someday.
00:59:47It's the least my family can do to repay you.
00:59:51Oh, yeah.
00:59:53No, you're right. I did. I did save your dad's life.
00:59:56You what?
00:59:57Grace saved your dad's life?
00:59:59If she's telling the truth, then wouldn't that make her the Warlord Queen?
01:00:03The Warlord Queen?
01:00:09Are you shitting me, Kevin?
01:00:12How the hell could a dirt poor janitor be the freaking Warlord Queen?
01:00:17Forget it, Stella.
01:00:19Don't waste your breath trying to make sense of this lunatic's bullshit.
01:00:21First of all, I am not a lunatic.
01:00:24I am someone you all should be grateful you're even sharing a room with.
01:00:28Second of all, I do know Stella's dad.
01:00:30Okay, enough!
01:00:32You're right, Grace.
01:00:35You're not a lunatic.
01:00:37Because you make lunatics look like goddamn geniuses!
01:00:40Sure, you might have gotten straight A's in school.
01:00:51You might have outscored us on all those tests.
01:00:54But look at you now.
01:00:56You're just a stinky little janitor who cleans the same toilets we shit in.
01:01:01Get it through your head, Grace.
01:01:05You're a nobody.
01:01:06You're no better than the filth you scrub out of those toilets.
01:01:08I won't say this again.
01:01:11You keep Grace's name out of your mouth.
01:01:15What? I can't call a spade a spade?
01:01:18What? I can't call a spade a spade?
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