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00:00:00You
00:00:05My coffee right right sorry
00:00:23All right, all right, all right, all right, I'm sorry
00:00:30My bad my bad my bad
00:00:37Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time
00:00:42Let me remake your coffee
00:00:50Right see, it's my girl my face to wipe. Thanks, but uh, no, thanks
00:00:56Oh my god, look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want her
00:01:04Yeah, watch this. Oh, Mikey, where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:01:11Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:01:16Or having sex
00:01:20Come on
00:01:22Oh my god, are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:01:39Buy lingerie check
00:01:41Bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21
00:01:48Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking about dick. Okay. I'm just nervous to lose my virginity
00:01:55Mr. Big dick, okay?
00:01:58Oh fuck, it's Luke my favorite customer. Did he hear?
00:02:06Okay, don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's probably really big dick
00:02:11Morning dick
00:02:13Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk, right?
00:02:17You're perfect. Thank you. Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:02:22Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you're coming. I would have got ready.
00:02:25Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No, I'm here to see my girl
00:02:29So, uh, yeah, you're a virgin
00:02:43Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:53Brooke is it yeah, you forgot you're committing your medication at the clinic what I literally don't even know you
00:02:59Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just
00:03:01Chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month. You should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication. Oh
00:03:07My god, what?
00:03:14Sounds like she already did
00:03:29I'm really really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:37He doesn't like my boyfriend. What does that mean?
00:03:43Shit my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry
00:03:50All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam
00:03:54So go ahead and put this on
00:03:57Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie
00:03:59He?!
00:04:05A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam
00:04:09This day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:13Good morning, Miss Tisdale
00:04:15It's Luke
00:04:19It's Luke
00:04:20Luke is a gynecologist
00:04:22My gynecologist
00:04:23Don't worry, I'm full of the Dr. Titty Gentiles. It's your first time. Right. My first time. Miss Tisdale, is it? Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller. Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already. Grind me!
00:04:40I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me. Oh no, he remembers me. So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:04:47Yes. That asshole. Yes. I cannot stress it enough that you are here. You are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:04:54Yes. That asshole. Yes. I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right? I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
00:05:13I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy. I will use a condom
00:05:17I will use a condom.
00:05:20I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:05:22He's not good for you.
00:05:24Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're sleeping.
00:05:25Nurse, can you grab me a despectrum, please?
00:05:27Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:29I'd also recommend you don't do anything
00:05:31that you're not ready to do.
00:05:32I'm ready.
00:05:34I think I'm ready.
00:05:35Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole.
00:05:38But he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me, so.
00:05:40You know what?
00:05:41Sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:45Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:49Breast exam?
00:05:51Breast exam?
00:05:53If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:55No, it's, I like it.
00:05:56It's fine.
00:06:02It's probably easier to lay back.
00:06:07It's OK.
00:06:11It's OK.
00:06:12Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:15Stop it.
00:06:15Stop.
00:06:17My hands are cold.
00:06:18No, they're perfect.
00:06:20Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:23There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:28There are no abnormalities.
00:06:33Thank you, Luke.
00:06:35Dr. Miller.
00:06:36That wasn't so bad.
00:06:37Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:06:39OK, yes.
00:06:40I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:51So, I need you to relax for me.
00:06:54All right?
00:06:55You're doing good.
00:06:55I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:00All right.
00:07:01I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:06I'm going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:07I need you to relax for me.
00:07:08All right.
00:07:10I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:14I'm going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:16I need you to relax for me.
00:07:17So, do you like younger women?
00:07:25I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:28No.
00:07:29My family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:35So, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donate a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:39Oh.
00:07:40Duh.
00:07:41Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:43Amazing.
00:07:44Last thing.
00:07:45I'm going to touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:48All right?
00:07:51Relax for me.
00:07:52You're doing good.
00:07:53His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:55Oh, my gosh.
00:08:03I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:06Did he?
00:08:09All right.
00:08:11He's so noticed.
00:08:12Oh, my God.
00:08:13Everything looks good.
00:08:15No abnormalities.
00:08:16All right?
00:08:26Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:31I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:34All right.
00:08:37All right.
00:08:38So, here's your break.
00:08:44Should I bring it to her?
00:08:45To the cafe?
00:08:49She's my patient.
00:08:50Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:03You are so graphic.
00:09:05Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay?
00:09:09You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:12Luke.
00:09:14Are you serious?
00:09:16You got a finger by the eye?
00:09:17I won't talk to you.
00:09:18He buys coffee from you?
00:09:19The Luke?
00:09:21Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:23So, is he, like, good with his fingers or...?
00:09:27Shut up, everybody.
00:09:29Shit.
00:09:30He's so sexy.
00:09:31Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:34Don't worry.
00:09:36Okay?
00:09:37Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:38Okay, Soph?
00:09:40Come on.
00:09:41Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:42Mike.
00:09:47I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:52Why do I even care?
00:09:58Yo!
00:09:59You ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:01Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:06You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:08Smash, I'm calling it.
00:10:09Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:13I just can't prove it.
00:10:16You will soon.
00:10:18You're gonna film her?
00:10:20Yo.
00:10:24Dude, you're sick.
00:10:25What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:28A little bit of this.
00:10:30And she's gonna go feral.
00:10:34Yo, that 1500 is mine.
00:10:37Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:40Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:43You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:48Hey!
00:10:49You need to pay.
00:10:53Fuck!
00:10:54My eyes!
00:10:55What the fuck?!
00:10:56Where's your fucking friend live before I'm calling cops?
00:10:59K-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Kaylee Avenue, Apartment 2.
00:11:03I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:11The lady.
00:11:28You nervous?
00:11:29You nervous?
00:11:32Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:39You nervous?
00:11:41I-I'm a little nervous.
00:11:43Hey, don't be.
00:11:44Don't be.
00:11:45You don't make cherries I popped.
00:11:51Wait.
00:11:52What?
00:11:54I'm sorry.
00:11:55I forgot to start my birth control.
00:11:56We're gonna have to wait.
00:11:57I'm sorry, Mike.
00:11:59I can't do this.
00:12:02Are you kidding me?
00:12:04I'm sorry, you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:06Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:09I'm going home.
00:12:16There it is.
00:12:20The hell you are.
00:12:22Not until I get something.
00:12:25No.
00:12:26No.
00:12:29Stop, Mike.
00:12:31Stop.
00:12:32Hey.
00:12:39Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:44Dr. Miller.
00:12:46Hey, Sophie.
00:12:47Hey.
00:12:48Hey, Steven.
00:12:51Hey.
00:12:52Hey, Sophie.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:55Hey, can you hear me?
00:12:56Did you take something?
00:12:58What's up, Grandpa?
00:12:59Who the fuck invited-
00:13:03Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:04Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:13:07I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:13:09If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:10I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:13What? What's so funny?
00:13:14You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:16Since who?
00:13:17You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:19Yeah.
00:13:20I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:21I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:22My family's the biggest donor to the university since... ever.
00:13:27That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:30Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:33Wait.
00:13:34Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:35Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:36No, no, no.
00:13:37And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:38No, no, no.
00:13:39Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:40It was just a joke.
00:13:41Oh, you wanna talk?
00:13:46Hey.
00:13:48Hey, come on.
00:14:05She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:07Either way, it's not good.
00:14:11You stole me from my date?
00:14:17What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:23I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:26Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:28I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:38How much did you have to drink?
00:14:39I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:45Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:49Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:50Tell me this.
00:14:51Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even gonna let me use it?
00:14:54I was at the bar, all right?
00:14:55I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:08Wow.
00:15:09I'm an idiot.
00:15:10No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:11First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:23And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was gonna lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:35I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:40Sorry, Sophie.
00:15:47Sophie, you want my virginity, Luke?
00:15:49You can have it.
00:16:06Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:08Are you hard right now?
00:16:11We're mid-argument.
00:16:18That's so wrong.
00:16:20I'm drunk.
00:16:21I'm taking you home.
00:16:24What are you doing?
00:16:25You're drunk.
00:16:26I'm taking you home.
00:16:27What?
00:16:28No, I can't go home.
00:16:29My roommate's there.
00:16:30I told her I was gonna be at Mike's.
00:16:32She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:41We're here.
00:16:42Here?
00:16:43Where is here?
00:16:45My place.
00:16:47You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:51If you're comfortable.
00:16:52I want to.
00:16:54I mean, I'm cool.
00:16:56I'm cool with that.
00:16:58But is your girlfriend gonna be cool with that?
00:17:01Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:04Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:11You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:29The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:41How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:46It's huge.
00:17:49I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:52Not all tight spaces.
00:17:54Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:17:58Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:17:59You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:01Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:06Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:11I'm happy.
00:18:41You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:46You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:51I just don't wanna be disrespectful.
00:18:55You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:18:58Wait.
00:19:00You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:05and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:10No, Mrs. Doe.
00:19:14Then why me?
00:19:15I'm nothing special.
00:19:17You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:20You're kind to people.
00:19:24And you're beautiful.
00:19:25Who is that?
00:19:36Ah, this is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:40Um, you have to hide right now.
00:19:43Alright?
00:19:45Come on.
00:19:47Luke!
00:19:49Are you home?
00:19:50Luke!
00:19:55Come out, come out!
00:19:57Stop playing!
00:19:59I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:01I know you're not on call.
00:20:08Don't say a word.
00:20:10There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:13Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now? What the hell?
00:20:20She's a Dean's daughter.
00:20:23We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients. She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:28Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:34What are you doing? You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:38I'm sleeping.
00:20:40Why don't I join you?
00:20:41I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:48Like what, baby?
00:20:50Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:20:53Ice cubes?
00:20:54What ice cubes?
00:20:56Like call the cops.
00:20:57Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:00Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:02Come on, Lukey.
00:21:04You know you love screwing me.
00:21:05I have someone new in my life.
00:21:12Someone new? Who the fuck is she?
00:21:17I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:21And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:21:23Then I'm gonna call the Dean.
00:21:24Then I'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:28Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:29No, you can't.
00:21:31One.
00:21:34Two.
00:21:35Fine, fine.
00:21:37I'm leaving.
00:21:40Your loss.
00:21:41Oh my god, Luke.
00:22:04Holy shit.
00:22:07You smell like booze.
00:22:08I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:12What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:17I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:23You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:27You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:38My virginity?
00:22:47Yup.
00:22:51Still intact.
00:22:54Fuck my life.
00:22:56Language, Miss Tisdale.
00:22:58Jesus!
00:22:59What the hell are you doing?
00:23:01I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:04Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:07What would you have me do?
00:23:09Don't say it. Don't say it.
00:23:11You could join me.
00:23:16Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:17Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:29There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:48I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:54But?
00:23:57But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:23:59You're my patient for one.
00:24:01In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:03I'm graduating this year.
00:24:06Second?
00:24:09Your version.
00:24:11Ouch.
00:24:13I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:24You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:28But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:33I don't make love.
00:24:35I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:38I'm not that guy.
00:24:43Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:47I'm a big girl. I can handle myself.
00:24:51Unless you're just not interested.
00:24:54I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:01Someone's jealous.
00:25:04Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:10Because it's cheap.
00:25:12Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform, when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:29You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:33So do it.
00:25:35I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:39Ready?
00:25:41What's that?
00:25:42As your doctor, I know you haven't started your brush control.
00:25:43Sorry, Sylvia.
00:25:44Are you kidding me?
00:25:46Can I, uh, can I get, uh...
00:25:47Continue.
00:25:48You're killing me.
00:25:49So the doctor Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick and you're still...
00:25:50A virgin?
00:25:51I'm sorry.
00:25:52I'm sorry, Sylvia.
00:25:53I'm sorry.
00:25:54I'm sorry.
00:25:55I'm sorry.
00:25:56I'm sorry.
00:25:57I'm sorry.
00:25:58I'm sorry.
00:25:59I'm sorry, Sylvia.
00:26:00Are you kidding me?
00:26:01Can I, uh, can I get, uh...
00:26:02Continue.
00:26:03You're killing me.
00:26:04So the doctor Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick and you're still...
00:26:18A virgin?
00:26:19Yeah.
00:26:20I threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this.
00:26:28Can you wait?
00:26:29Oh my god.
00:26:30Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I looked his age up by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:26:37He respects you, dummy.
00:26:39Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:41I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:26:45All the things I'm not.
00:26:46You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:50A Cadillac pussy.
00:26:52Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:26:54Watch.
00:26:57Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:26:59No.
00:27:00Can you just order?
00:27:16I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:19But a janitor.
00:27:20Makes a lot more sense.
00:27:23Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:28What do you want?
00:27:30I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:35I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:40Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:42He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:44Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:52Can you believe it?
00:27:54Sophie's evil.
00:27:55First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:27:58Ha.
00:27:59Slut.
00:28:00Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:02Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:12Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:13Of course he was never yours.
00:28:15Sophie, you can have him.
00:28:21You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:23I didn't do this.
00:28:24I swear.
00:28:25I would never.
00:28:26What's going on?
00:28:27Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:29No, I didn't.
00:28:30I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:32Hey, that's the Dean's daughter.
00:28:35Sophie?
00:28:37I'm calling the police.
00:28:38You know I would never do this.
00:28:39Please.
00:28:40She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:42We need a medic too.
00:28:44I'm a doctor.
00:28:46Um, no, no, no, no.
00:29:13I'm fine.
00:29:14I'll just be going.
00:29:19We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:22Never seen him look so angry.
00:29:24Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:30Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:33It was for a friend.
00:29:35You liar.
00:29:36Drinking from it.
00:29:37Let me go.
00:29:38I don't want to press charges.
00:29:40Just a moment.
00:29:42Just a moment.
00:29:43Oh my God.
00:29:44You're crazy.
00:29:45You're actually crazy.
00:29:46Luke, please.
00:29:47I can explain.
00:29:48She's not right for you.
00:29:49Breaking into my house.
00:29:51Stealing my pager.
00:29:53That's normal for you, Gina.
00:29:54I get it.
00:29:55But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:00Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:01She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:03I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:05Stop.
00:30:06Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:07You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:08She's nothing.
00:30:09A cheap, broke campus whore.
00:30:14cribed by Mattan.
00:30:27You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:28She's nothing.
00:30:29A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:32Cheap, Baroque, campus whore, you're better than this Luke.
00:30:38Officer, take her away.
00:30:43Let's go!
00:30:45You bitch! You don't deserve him!
00:30:48Let's go!
00:30:50I knew she was psycho. You couldn't even hurt Flay, even if someone paid you to.
00:30:56Thanks, Ev.
00:30:57Sophie, I'm sorry. I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:01Take the date.
00:31:02If someone's waiting for their new test drive, Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:24You came just to save me?
00:31:26Of course I did.
00:31:27I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so...
00:31:39I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:41I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:47Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you. I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:51I don't think she's as crazy as you think. I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:31:58What do you mean?
00:31:59I mean, you reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important, you leave a patient for me?
00:32:06What do you see in me?
00:32:08What do you see in me?
00:32:10Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:13Entertainment? Sophie, if you were just entertainment, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:19You're just young.
00:32:21I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:28Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:40What do you want?
00:32:45You.
00:32:48Take me seriously.
00:32:52And get in the car.
00:32:54What? To where?
00:32:56Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:32:59What?
00:33:00Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:21I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:30We're doing both.
00:33:32My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home.
00:33:35Your vacation home?
00:33:38As in you have multiple?
00:33:41Wow.
00:33:42Mr. Mellon, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:45And you have a butler at your vacation mansion.
00:33:53Luke, you're not just rich.
00:33:55You're like old money.
00:33:57What the hell?
00:33:58Look, I didn't send you because I didn't want to stress out.
00:34:00The truth is, yes.
00:34:02So my family's rich.
00:34:04But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:07We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:09And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:11Is this the waitress that you brought me, Lucas?
00:34:30Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:37I'm not.
00:34:38Hang on.
00:34:39What even am I to Luke?
00:34:41I'm not.
00:34:46Mother.
00:34:48This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:34:52Girlfriend?
00:34:53No way.
00:34:54Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:34:56Manners.
00:34:57Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:02Girlfriend?
00:35:05What happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:07Gina?
00:35:07The Dean's daughter, the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:13Ouch.
00:35:14Mother, again, as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:19And my date to the gala.
00:35:21If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again, I'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:26Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:29Oh, you ungrateful child.
00:35:32If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:38Oh, before we go.
00:35:39Which room do you keep to ditches Dior and Versace?
00:35:42She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:45Fourth floor, third door on your view.
00:35:47Thank you, mother.
00:35:50Good to see you.
00:35:56That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:07Your brother has lost it.
00:36:10Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy.
00:36:17Is your mom always so...
00:36:23Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:26Yeah.
00:36:28That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:30But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so I come back every year.
00:36:36You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:38That's sweet.
00:36:39I do.
00:36:41Plus, the other perk is I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:44What does that mean?
00:36:47Luke, you did not.
00:37:02Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:05I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:06That's done.
00:37:07I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:09You said you want all of them.
00:37:12They're yours.
00:37:1780?
00:37:19I can't accept this.
00:37:20This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:22Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:27Why do you like me?
00:37:29I'm just a college student and you're you.
00:37:34Dr. Trust Fund baby.
00:37:36You're cultured.
00:37:37Your parents host charity events.
00:37:39You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:41I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:37:46It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:02Of course, it's too late.
00:38:04Now, we're already falling for you.
00:38:05Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:38:14Because I want it to be right.
00:38:17I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you.
00:38:22But take it slow.
00:38:28Even though there's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:35Really?
00:38:42Really.
00:38:42I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:38:54Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:01You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:03I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:12Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:14Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:28Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:29You know, I'm going to get you back for this.
00:39:38Whatever you say, doc.
00:39:48That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:39:58He dumped my best friend?
00:40:01The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:40:07not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:10Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:16Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:17I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake.
00:40:22Mm-hmm.
00:40:23That's my girl.
00:40:27Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:30I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:48Holy shit.
00:40:56It's not about being pretty.
00:40:57I just, I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:02I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:04Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at like a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:12You're so refreshing.
00:41:15You ready?
00:41:27Wow.
00:41:34She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:36Yeah, you never said your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:41:39Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:40Oh, shut up.
00:41:41There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the train.
00:41:44If my brother marries this nobody, it's that of Gina.
00:41:47I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial charity event.
00:41:57This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:00Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:06Cheers.
00:42:11Girlfriend?
00:42:11Not for long.
00:42:27Good evening, everyone.
00:42:29Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:35Our first item.
00:42:36An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic volcanic views starting big.
00:42:50Five thousand.
00:42:52Five thousand.
00:42:53Now six.
00:42:53That's why I get a six.
00:42:55Bora Bora after five is pretty good.
00:42:57Can I get...
00:42:59You need to come quick.
00:43:00My wife's having an allergic reaction.
00:43:02You gonna be okay?
00:43:03Go.
00:43:04Let's go.
00:43:06What is it?
00:43:14My throat.
00:43:16Oh, you're not?
00:43:18Breathe.
00:43:24Sold.
00:43:24Number twelve.
00:43:25Seven thousand dollars.
00:43:26All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:28Give him a round of applause.
00:43:29Congratulations.
00:43:32Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:35Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:42Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:43:47What a hussy, auctioning a blowjob.
00:43:52I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:43:55I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:43:58I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:01Poor Lukey.
00:44:04She hasn't fooled.
00:44:05Trailer trash skank.
00:44:07Who let her kind in here?
00:44:09I wouldn't do that.
00:44:10I would never.
00:44:12I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:16Really, Sophie?
00:44:16No one wants you for a thousand.
00:44:19All right.
00:44:21Five hundred.
00:44:22All right.
00:44:23Five hundred for the poor girl.
00:44:26She's got student loans.
00:44:28Whatever that means.
00:44:30Where's Luke?
00:44:30I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:40No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:42You throw me.
00:44:43I recognize you.
00:44:44You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:45What the hell is going on here?
00:44:46Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:44:48Patrick, get out of my way.
00:44:50Why lower your standards?
00:44:52We're millionaires.
00:44:53She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:00You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:05Motherfucker.
00:45:08450.
00:45:10400?
00:45:14Oh, all right.
00:45:16I mean, look, I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:20Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:23I'll help the young lady then.
00:45:26Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:30Sold for $400.
00:45:35Wow, Sophie.
00:45:36Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:45:48Used goods?
00:45:49That's right, Serena.
00:45:50After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:45:53Luke, you watch your mouth right now.
00:45:55What was that you're saying about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:07You idiot!
00:46:08Get off the stage.
00:46:09We're leaving.
00:46:10Mom, he's embarrassing me.
00:46:12You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy.
00:46:16No need, my dear.
00:46:18Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you after all of this.
00:46:24No, but, but, no, no.
00:46:29Young man, that information you gave is illegal.
00:46:34You're a doctor.
00:46:35Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:37You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:39Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:42How's she recovered from her boob job?
00:46:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:49No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:50Stephanie?
00:46:51I'm not, no, no, no, no.
00:47:00I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:03You can't.
00:47:04You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to,
00:47:08but I practice under the university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:11So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:14I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity,
00:47:17and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:21Let's go.
00:47:22Get to writing.
00:47:24Let's go.
00:47:25Everybody out.
00:47:33Where these assholes go?
00:47:35You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:37I would have been okay.
00:47:38I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:40No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:42Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last 10 years.
00:47:46Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:47:49All right.
00:47:49What are you looking for?
00:48:03I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:14Right.
00:48:15Okay.
00:48:16Make me an appletini.
00:48:22What?
00:48:22Seriously?
00:48:25All right.
00:48:26So, vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur.
00:48:29Can we just do something easier?
00:48:32You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:37Move.
00:48:38Can you open that?
00:48:45All right.
00:48:49Let's just make it simple.
00:48:51Body shots.
00:48:52I've never done that before.
00:48:58Seriously?
00:49:00What do you mean?
00:49:00You're like so old.
00:49:01I was trying to get into school.
00:49:03I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:07He just said you're hot.
00:49:09Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Well, I'll teach you.
00:49:22Holy shit.
00:49:36All right.
00:49:44I got the hang of that.
00:49:46Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:49:48Now or never, Sophie.
00:49:49Go for it.
00:49:50New rule.
00:49:51You can't choose the same place twice.
00:49:53Is that so?
00:49:55Then, where are you going to lick me?
00:50:06Shame, shame.
00:50:08You're trying to play with my emotion.
00:50:11Blame, blame.
00:50:13Only you for your lack of devotion.
00:50:15How'd you ever think you could pull this shit?
00:50:19Think you could get away with it?
00:50:21Be careful what you get.
00:50:22Cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:34I'm sorry.
00:50:34Was that?
00:50:35You drive me fucking wild.
00:50:39Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:47Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:50:50Wait, what?
00:50:50Sophie, I went too far.
00:50:52I'm sorry.
00:50:54Fuck.
00:50:54Luke, no, no, no.
00:50:56I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:50:58I want to do this with you.
00:51:00Lose my virginity.
00:51:02Sophie.
00:51:02Don't Sophie me.
00:51:05That's so patronizing.
00:51:09Wait, I'm trying.
00:51:10But I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:14I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:17I'm terrified of that.
00:51:19It's this that hurts me.
00:51:20What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:22What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:25Being together?
00:51:26Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:30I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:32My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:34I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:51:38But am I right for you?
00:51:40And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:43I might be a virgin, but this whole it's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year.
00:51:52So, where are you going?
00:51:54I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:51:55I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:51:58You think you're doing me this favor, but really you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:05Don't follow me.
00:52:11Damn it.
00:52:18Guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:28What's the point in talking to me now? You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:43Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:45Nope.
00:52:46Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:52:49So, I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:52:52All to myself.
00:52:52What?
00:52:57You heard me.
00:52:59Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:02Seriously?
00:53:04You're into this?
00:53:06Like, you might want to like hook up?
00:53:08Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:10Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:12Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:15Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:16I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:19Pause.
00:53:23What did you just say?
00:53:27I'm a virgin?
00:53:30She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:32Aww, cute.
00:53:34Excuse me?
00:53:35Too much work.
00:53:36You're probably super clingy too.
00:53:38You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:42Sweetie? I'm a senior.
00:53:44That's even sadder.
00:53:45You were just into me.
00:53:49Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:52You're obviously a nice girl.
00:53:54But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:53:55You know?
00:53:57You're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy.
00:54:02Sorry.
00:54:04What?
00:54:05I'm black.
00:54:06I'm in this $80,000 dress and I can't even get a stupid horny crack guy to get with me.
00:54:21He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:27Oh, and Luke.
00:54:28Of course, Luke on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me and I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:34that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:38You know what?
00:54:44Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:44I'm at the hospital right now, bro.
00:54:46Oh, look at me.
00:54:47I'm a fancy ivy league doctor and I'm also hot as fuck and I just love to leave girls on with the
00:54:54orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:54:58Say something, asshole.
00:55:01Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:02Sophie can what?
00:55:04Not have sex?
00:55:05Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:06I think I'll stay right here where the guys at least have, I don't know, the decency to not lead me on.
00:55:11Guys, what guys?
00:55:13Did someone do something to you?
00:55:14Of course not.
00:55:16They said I was too messy.
00:55:18Too messy and too much.
00:55:20And I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:23You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:28I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:29All right, I'm coming to get you.
00:55:30Keep the phone on you, all right?
00:55:42Sophie.
00:55:43Sophie.
00:55:44Hey, wake up.
00:55:50I got you.
00:55:51I got you.
00:55:52I got you.
00:55:52I got you.
00:55:53I got you.
00:55:54is she
00:56:07she's fine she's bottled water and two of these in the morning i don't know what she drank but
00:56:18whatever it is going to hit her hard
00:56:22sophie you're going to be the death of me
00:56:42rise and shine party animal you have a lot to tell me
00:56:48you feel like shit you look like shit but like a million bucks so is this a gift from luke or
00:56:58everly the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name
00:57:05he led me on and then left me for ted but luke brought you back to ev i don't want to hear it
00:57:11i'm done having my time wasted i guess i'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:19so i've decided
00:57:22i'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:25huh
00:57:25well virginity is like a whole construct right
00:57:28people guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby
00:57:32unless i stop acting like one and looking like one
00:57:38i need you to help me look slutty
00:57:45no way i'm not going to do that
00:57:47you're not going to help me look sexy why not
00:57:49sophie you are sexy
00:57:51i'm not slutty sexy
00:57:53guys don't go for that
00:57:54i i look like a a nun librarian i'm giving off don't fuck snooze fest boring
00:58:01so as your best friend i'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the
00:58:05right guy the thing is mr right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:13warm me up
00:58:24uh perfect
00:58:51isn't that that one darky barista chick
00:58:53there's no way that girl's off
00:58:56i know it is
00:58:58that's sophie tisdale
00:59:00dude the makeover is actually working everyone's looking at you
00:59:04good i hope the news gets back to luke i mean more
00:59:13oh there he is are you gonna say something
00:59:15holy shit sophie no i'm just gonna make you regret everything
00:59:23thanks babe
00:59:31and what can i get for you handsome
00:59:42a latte would be nice but uh i like what you're giving me right now
00:59:46i take all kinds of tips what the hell's going on here
00:59:49stop interrupting grandpa the fuck did you just say one latte coming right up
00:59:54and what can i get for you doctor sophie what is this you're dressed different you're acting different i don't get it
01:00:03whoops let me get that for you
01:00:11so did you want a coffee the ab shining is on the house
01:00:15so sophie i don't is this like a punishment i mean if it is i get it but telling yourself
01:00:20other guys that's not you that's really not up to you anymore dr miller i gave you a chance
01:00:25and besides there's someone out there who wants me and isn't going to embarrass me in the process
01:00:30hey uh we're throwing a halloween party tonight theta and land fair you should come
01:00:36she's got plans actually i don't my first frat party invite wow this whole hot girl act is actually
01:00:44working you should bring your home girl the guy's going to love you i will see you tonight
01:00:50you're not going to that newsflash you're not my boyfriend you could have been but you didn't
01:00:56want the baggage that's not true actually i have to go plan my outfit for tonight my very sexy very
01:01:02booby outfit
01:01:07sophie i'm not gonna let you throw your life away just because of me all right
01:01:09my god it's frat party 36 years old i will
01:01:12what could you have possibly been in that oh that was sexy minnie mouse yeah i think i still
01:01:22have the ears somewhere ew that doesn't even sound right i just found the perfect outfit to match
01:01:29your boyfriend's everly not funny imagine being old ass luke stuck at the stupid hospital and he
01:01:36gets a text from you in this if he hasn't jumped off a bridge he definitely will
01:01:41how pathetic is it that i'm playing mind games with a guy that i haven't even gone to second base
01:01:45with hey whatever helps you get over him okay we have push-up bra or pink red
01:02:01get in get sophie safe get out sophie's the only person i'm doing this for
01:02:15sick costume bro right
01:02:21god i have at least three chicks with you to get in man sorry rules
01:02:28i have to get to her where is
01:02:44stop being shy you look hot
01:02:51see
01:02:54wait hand me your phone why
01:02:59because i'm taking a point five and sending it to me
01:03:06no no yes
01:03:11i'm good anywhere i don't pay a fee vip with the bosses i gotta have
01:03:16money in the air i have to get to her where is it
01:03:26i need to be so drunk to predict what you just did he opened it immediately he's so whipped
01:03:34welcome to the party
01:03:35i need to be so drunk to forget what you just said he opened it immediately he's so whipped
01:03:46welcome to the party
01:03:47it's just not the same when it's not him
01:04:11so
01:04:27yo this girl's crazy
01:04:34yo this girl's crazy
01:04:36yeah just give me a second guys
01:04:45did he come here just to keep an eye on me
01:04:51you're really trying to piss me off right now aren't you actually i'm not thinking about you at
01:04:55all that's a lie
01:04:57you talk
01:05:01come on sophie let's play spin the bottle
01:05:03i'm coming my friend here's just leaving
01:05:07actually i'll join what no
01:05:10don't want to meet her
01:05:19who's going first
01:05:22i'll spin
01:05:24do you think he's a ta i hope it lands on me he seems experienced
01:05:33okay
01:05:40fuck
01:05:42sophie and luke to the closet
01:05:46rules roll
01:05:46as soon as the seven minutes are up i want out
01:06:00Can you talk like adults?
01:06:04Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:10You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking right hand.
01:06:30How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:00What?
01:07:09Time's up.
01:07:11What were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:14I'm just giving you a taste of your medicine, Luke.
01:07:17Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:30So, how was it?
01:07:40Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:07:43I'm gonna spin again.
01:07:47Sophie?
01:07:57Me?
01:07:58Sophie, come on him?
01:08:00You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:02Come on, Noah.
01:08:13Okay, so...
01:08:14I've never kissed anyone before!
01:08:16What?
01:08:17So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:19So, I'm warning you...
01:08:21You can relax.
01:08:23I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:25Really?
01:08:26But...
01:08:27All the rumors.
01:08:28Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:31Derek says that you put your legs behind your head?
01:08:35I don't even know, Derek.
01:08:37I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:41I'm so screwed.
01:08:43Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:08:47They're gonna kill me.
01:08:49No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:08:51No, no.
01:08:52They're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:08:53Wait!
01:08:55I'll help you.
01:08:57How?
01:09:04It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:06Come on, virgin.
01:09:08Oh, they're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate!
01:09:13We don't have time.
01:09:14Just come here.
01:09:17You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:19Really?
01:09:20You don't care?
01:09:22No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:24You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:27Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:29I owe you.
01:09:33Noah!
01:09:38Are you in there?
01:09:40Oh, yeah.
01:09:43It's getting crazy in there.
01:09:46Oh, yeah.
01:09:48Alright, that's enough.
01:09:52Selfie!
01:09:53Have you opened the damn door?
01:09:56Okay, ready? It's working.
01:10:00Oh, you really wanna piss him off.
01:10:02He deserves it.
01:10:27What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:29What the fuck were you doing in there with him?
01:10:31Well...
01:10:34First, I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:10:44Liar.
01:10:46You don't know that.
01:10:51You know you belong to me.
01:10:53I'm not.
01:10:54I'm not here girl.
01:10:55Pretty good.
01:10:569 czÄÅcixt scale exist.
01:10:58I know.
01:10:59Who's here?
01:11:01I can't have a bad memory.
01:11:05Today on the full time period.
01:11:09I don't want to find a host.
01:11:10Watch out with you.
01:11:14Hi!
01:11:15Ha!
01:11:16Dog Hotel outside!
01:11:17Get out.
01:11:28I need a saw from you.
01:11:30I don't want to.
01:11:33Me too.
01:11:46What?
01:11:47Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:11:49No.
01:11:50No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:11:52I'm just kicking myself.
01:11:55Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:11:58You fucking idiot.
01:12:01You are.
01:12:17Yes, you better take that.
01:12:25Someone better be dying.
01:12:28What's it code blue?
01:12:30They are.
01:12:31I'm sorry, Sophie.
01:12:32I have to go.
01:12:33I've been burned too many times.
01:12:34Are we ever going to do this, Sophie?
01:12:36Sophie, I promise you the last thing I wanted to see.
01:12:37I promise we're going to do this.
01:12:38We are.
01:12:39But not in some shitty fat house.
01:12:43You deserve better than that.
01:12:44Better how?
01:12:45You do a passport, right?
01:12:46You do a passport, right?
01:12:47So, sexy underwear?
01:12:48Track.
01:12:49Jack.
01:12:50Jack.
01:12:51Jack.
01:12:52Jack.
01:12:53A jacket?
01:12:54Jack.
01:12:55A bikini.
01:12:56Where exactly is he taking you?
01:12:57He didn't tell me.
01:12:58Crap.
01:12:59He's here.
01:13:00He's here.
01:13:01He's here.
01:13:02He's here.
01:13:03He's here.
01:13:04He's here.
01:13:05He's here.
01:13:06He's here.
01:13:07But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:09You deserve better than that.
01:13:10Better how?
01:13:11You do a passport, right?
01:13:12So, sexy underwear?
01:13:13Track.
01:13:14A jacket?
01:13:15Track.
01:13:16A bikini.
01:13:17Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:18Hey, don't tell me.
01:13:21Crap, he's here.
01:13:23Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:25Oh, my God.
01:13:31No way.
01:13:32This man's insane.
01:13:33He's actually psycho.
01:13:35On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:39Good look soldier.
01:13:44Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:13:46He's hot.
01:13:47Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:13:50It's finally happening.
01:13:53You look incredible.
01:13:54Hmm?
01:13:55You said airport fit.
01:13:56I guess you just look delicious and everyday.
01:13:57You look incredible.
01:13:58You said airport fit.
01:13:59I guess you just look delicious and everyday.
01:14:00You look incredible.
01:14:01You look incredible.
01:14:02Hmm?
01:14:03You said airport fit.
01:14:04I guess you just look delicious and everyday.
01:14:05This is so psychotic.
01:14:06Am I really worth all this?
01:14:11It's the first times.
01:14:12Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:13Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:14I'm not.
01:14:15I'm not.
01:14:16I'm not.
01:14:17International.
01:14:18International.
01:14:19Ahem.
01:14:20Ahem.
01:14:21Ahem.
01:14:22Ahem.
01:14:23Ahem.
01:14:24Ahem.
01:14:25Ahem.
01:14:26Ahem.
01:14:27Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm going to lose my mind.
01:14:28Ahem.
01:14:29Ahem.
01:14:30Ahem.
01:14:31Ahem.
01:14:32I'm sorry.
01:14:33I just, I didn't want to ruin the surprise.
01:14:34You ready?
01:14:35I'm turn your Mark now.
01:14:38It's the first times.
01:14:39Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:53International.
01:14:54Ahem!
01:14:55Luke, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm going to lose my
01:15:00mind.
01:15:01A croissant?
01:15:08You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:11It's a hint.
01:15:13Go look at the view. You'll know where we are.
01:15:22Are you crazy?
01:15:23You took me to Paris?
01:15:31I set up an appointment at Chanel, and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:15:40Look.
01:15:47You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:49I think you should take your clothes off.
01:15:54I think you should take your clothes off.
01:15:56Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:01I think that's a good idea.
01:16:15It's finally happening.
01:16:16Finally.
01:16:17I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:16:42You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:16:46Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:16:53Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:16:59She's all yours?
01:17:01Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:07Yes.
01:17:08We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample. I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:14We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:19Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:21I'm sorry?
01:17:23Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:28I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:31I'm so sorry. I don't know how this happened. I was trying to be safe.
01:17:42Wow. What do you think the odds are?
01:17:451.6 in 100. You'd probably hate me.
01:17:50As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:17:55Graduation's in a month, and...
01:17:57I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:08Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:09And listen.
01:18:12Bye-bye.
01:18:16U-P-L-U-U-R-D
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