00:00Morning, Andy. You want your usual?
00:01Yeah, and I got your email about a free cake pop.
00:04Now, as a rule, I try to avoid foods on a stick.
00:07As another rule, I do not turn down free cake.
00:10Oh, my God. You're AJ89?
00:13How do you like this vibe?
00:20I'll be honest, I do not.
00:22Why did you write all those reviews about how terrible this place is?
00:25Oh, I don't write reviews. I'm a lawyer.
00:27I put nothing in writing.
00:28Okay.
00:30So you didn't write this?
00:32The vibes at Clatch Cafe are super cringe. One star.
00:36Mm-hmm. Case closed. You just got matlocked.
