00:00Hi, welcome to Clatch Cafe.
00:01Hi, I'll take a triple espresso, or as I call it, a panic attack in a cup.
00:07Well, today we're doing a fun promotion where you write your Yelp username on a napkin,
00:12and in exchange you get the napkin.
00:16I've never seen you here before.
00:18Yeah, I just moved back recently.
00:20Nice to see all the new businesses, especially the ones that sell drugs.
00:25Haven't done that since high school, or as we called it, Valley Village Extremely High.
00:30Valley Village. Go Big V.
00:34Go Big V! Suck it, Brubank High, on your low teen pregnancy rate.
00:40I'm Pete Holterman.
00:42Riley Parker.
00:43Parker. Hmm, shot in the dark.
00:46Any relation to Matt Parker, of Parker Customs and Restorations?
00:51Oh, God. Are you serving me papers?
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