00:00Coming soon to HBO
00:02The beloved wizarding world of Harry Potter
00:05Makes its television debut
00:10Sorry
00:11No, I am
00:15I'm Harry
00:16Ron
00:17With an all new story
00:19Hastily written after the success
00:21Of a certain other HBO show
00:23You dropped your wand
00:25Oh
00:29It's lovely by the way
00:31I'd love to see yours sometime
00:33I bet you would
00:35It's heated physically
00:37Because the only thing other than hockey
00:40Is Quidditch
00:47Catch me if you can Weasley
00:49Ten points from Gryffindor
00:55But a hundred points for my spank bank
00:59The first series written entirely by girls who wear tails
01:03Harry, Ron, the Minister of Magic is a Death Eater
01:09What are you doing under that invisibility cloak?
01:13Stretching, Hermione, what's the spell to make something bigger?
01:17Also, they're all 18 plus in this
01:21Hogwarts is like college now
01:23Just to make that clear
01:25Great match out there
01:26That was horrible
01:27I couldn't catch the snitch
01:29You caught something more important
01:31My attention
01:33Expelliarmus
01:37Oh
01:38Oh
01:39Oh
01:40I'm sorry
01:41Don't mind me
01:42I won't look
01:45Oh my
01:46Now
01:47Finally
01:48Finally
01:49Finally
01:50Yes
01:51Raise HornyMuggles.net
01:52While JK Rowling says
01:53I am not a part of this
01:54I'm on to you Weasley
01:55I think your broom only levitates around other brooms
01:59Oh it's an owl
02:00See you at the match against Slytherin
02:03Then you can Slytherin
02:05To my bum
02:06Hey
02:07You're not watching it for the writing
02:09Hagrid
02:10There's something we want to tell you
02:12I already know
02:15I already know
02:16You're a homo Harry
02:18How did you know?
02:19Oh honey please
02:21They should call you Neville
02:23Cause you are one long bottom
02:25Hagrid
02:26You old queen
02:27An inspirational tale
02:29Of showing the world who you truly are
02:33I'm done hiding Ron
02:34But Harry the match
02:36We're playing Slytherin
02:39Let's win
02:40Our way
02:41Our way
02:50Well I think I've seen enough
02:52Ten points
02:54For equality
02:56Rated Wizardry
02:58Coming soon
03:01W's are pouring out
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