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00:00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!

00:00:30¡Suscríbete al canal!

00:01:00If you want me to stop, tell me now

00:01:01I don't want you to stop

00:01:05I don't want you to stop, tell me now

00:01:09I don't want you to stop, tell me now

00:01:11I was so drunk last night

00:01:39I can't remember who I was with

00:01:41I must return this to her so I can see her again

00:01:47Happy New Year

00:01:53Sam, it's me

00:01:54Hey, find me the girl from last night

00:01:57I don't care how, just do it

00:01:59I will find you

00:02:01Maximus, can you get married already?

00:02:09Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend

00:02:11I need grandkids, I need you to...

00:02:14Message received, Mom

00:02:15I need to go now

00:02:17I have to inspect the new headquarters

00:02:19Seven years

00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?

00:02:31And why do you still haunt me?

00:02:40Still thinking about that girl?

00:02:42Boss, it's been years

00:02:44I'm ready to go to the inspection now

00:02:49Your vest, sir

00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife

00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop

00:02:55Blonde hair, red top

00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias

00:02:59We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO

00:03:01Or she'll jack up the price

00:03:03Good

00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back

00:03:06Hi

00:03:09One iced vanilla latte, please

00:03:11And one hot chocolate

00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy

00:03:17Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore

00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend

00:03:24It's just for Christmas

00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?

00:03:29Where's my real one?

00:03:31Uh

00:03:31I'll tell you when you're older

00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?

00:03:49Daddy!

00:03:50No!

00:03:51What?

00:03:58Daddy!

00:03:59No!

00:03:59I'm sorry

00:04:00I'm not your dad

00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy

00:04:04Just as handsome as I thought

00:04:06Oh

00:04:07Mommy, hurry

00:04:08Your fake Christmas husband has arrived

00:04:11I asked the agency for an average-looking guy

00:04:21He's gorgeous

00:04:22Why does she feel so familiar?

00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop

00:04:33Blonde hair, red top

00:04:34You must be my new Christmas husband

00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife?

00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?

00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper, what's your name?

00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid

00:04:47Max, Aurelius

00:04:49Eva

00:04:50I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage

00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays

00:04:57I guess mom gets her grandkid too

00:05:00So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...

00:05:07$1,000 an hour?

00:05:09Well, yeah

00:05:09It's $500 a day

00:05:12Is that enough?

00:05:13That's the most that I can pay you

00:05:15Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?

00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency

00:05:19You'll make your thousands over the week

00:05:21Look, my requirements are simple

00:05:23Okay, play my pretend husband

00:05:25Come with me to my hometown

00:05:26And we all pretend to be one big happy family

00:05:28And then my family will get off my back

00:05:31So, Piper can have a good Christmas for once

00:05:33So, she's getting pressure from her folks too

00:05:38Fine

00:05:39But you have to help me get my mom off my case too

00:05:42Okay

00:05:44Deal

00:05:45Ready to go get married?

00:05:58Wow

00:06:03Clean up nice

00:06:05This is my wedding day, after all

00:06:07Pictures

00:06:08Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love

00:06:28Touching

00:06:41Okay

00:06:42Well, I think we got it

00:06:44Ooh

00:06:45I need some photos of us together too

00:06:47To prove to my parents that I'm actually married

00:06:50And have a happy family

00:06:51Yeah

00:06:52Of course

00:06:58Happy holidays, Mom

00:07:04From my family to you

00:07:06Bad news, boss

00:07:16The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife

00:07:19Bailed last minute

00:07:20Wait, she bailed?

00:07:22Then who is...

00:07:25Who is she?

00:07:27Whatever

00:07:28It doesn't matter

00:07:29I've got what I need

00:07:32Sam, don't worry about it

00:07:35I already found someone

00:07:36Okay, well

00:07:43I think it's time for us to go

00:07:45Christmas shopping waits for no one

00:07:46Christmas shopping?

00:07:48I should come

00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan

00:07:53I think I should have some say in the gifts

00:07:56It'll make it more believable

00:07:57Fine

00:08:01Yeah, fine

00:08:02Okay

00:08:02You can come

00:08:04Let's go

00:08:12Which mall are we going to?

00:08:14Um, let's go to that one

00:08:15No, let's go to the bank

00:08:17Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?

00:08:33Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with

00:08:36She does kind of look like him

00:08:42So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you

00:08:48Here, let me get this

00:08:51I'm going to love you, Max

00:08:54Oh, so

00:08:56I was, uh, thinking that since we're married

00:09:00We should probably kiss

00:09:03Once or twice

00:09:05In front of them

00:09:06Okay

00:09:07Should we use our tongues or

00:09:10No, no, definitely not

00:09:11And absolutely no

00:09:13Sex?

00:09:14Yes

00:09:14Strictly business

00:09:17Anything physical outside of that is not happening

00:09:20What?

00:09:22Afraid you'll fall for me?

00:09:25I just don't want Piper to have messy complications

00:09:28Getting in the way of her having a good Christmas

00:09:30Let's go

00:09:32Here

00:09:39What are you doing?

00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab

00:09:42Well, I'm not your woman

00:09:46And this isn't a real relationship

00:09:48And I don't want your money

00:09:49Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off

00:09:5450% off pies?

00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies

00:09:57Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?

00:09:59They're the best kind

00:10:00Hurry up and go

00:10:02Go, what are you standing here for?

00:10:05Hello there

00:10:06Hi

00:10:06You ready?

00:10:07Yes, yeah, just these things

00:10:08Okay, great

00:10:09We have a holiday special today

00:10:12Spend $500, get 10% off

00:10:14And you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal

00:10:17Oh, great, yeah

00:10:19What do you have that's just $15?

00:10:21Will you get a move on?

00:10:23I just got here, relax

00:10:26Yeah, yeah

00:10:27Here, this will do the trick

00:10:31Okay, thank you

00:10:32Hurry up and pay

00:10:35I will pay when I'm ready

00:10:40You can wait your turn

00:10:42Thank you

00:10:46Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her

00:10:48Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies

00:10:55Not the pies

00:10:56We can just set those on top

00:10:58Hi guys

00:11:03I'm going to hand you all these pies

00:11:07Thank you

00:11:10Of course

00:11:11Thank you so much

00:11:13Of course, I hope you like pumpkin

00:11:14Thank you

00:11:16She bought all 12 pies

00:11:17Don't worry, I have enough for everybody

00:11:19Just to give it away

00:11:20Thank you

00:11:22Merry Christmas

00:11:23What?

00:11:30You do that often?

00:11:32As often as I can

00:11:33We should go

00:11:38We got to pick up paper

00:11:39Sit, watch out

00:11:43You done feeling me up?

00:12:05Shut up

00:12:06Oh, sorry

00:12:06I was just in character, wife

00:12:08You...

00:12:08Well, stay out of character

00:12:10Until Christmas

00:12:11And don't be late

00:12:16Harrison Group?

00:12:30Do you do construction for them or something?

00:12:32Sort of

00:12:33Not that I'm judging

00:12:35I just need to get my story straight

00:12:37Or my mom will eat both of us alive

00:12:39Why don't we say

00:12:41That you do mid-level management

00:12:43For Harrison Group

00:12:43I think that's respectable

00:12:45Can we pick another company?

00:12:48No

00:12:49Harrison Group is perfect

00:12:50And they'll find it impressive

00:12:52My cousin's husband works for them too

00:12:54So

00:12:54It's perfect

00:12:55Oh, and uh

00:13:01Wear something nice

00:13:02For Christmas dinner

00:13:03Don't worry

00:13:04Okay, I clean up nicely

00:13:05I wouldn't embarrass you

00:13:07Too much

00:13:10Let's go, Sam

00:13:31It's time to check out the new HQ site

00:13:33Hold on, you're covered in water

00:13:35And you have a hair on your shoulder

00:13:37And it's not yours

00:13:38It's my daughter's

00:13:40Daughter's?

00:13:43Get me a DNA test

00:13:44For that little girl

00:13:45That he's with

00:13:46Hey, there they are

00:14:02Hey

00:14:02Nice to meet you

00:14:04Dad

00:14:05I'm so glad you made it

00:14:08I missed you

00:14:10So

00:14:10Where's this mysterious husband

00:14:13We heard all about

00:14:14He's coming

00:14:14Please don't tell me Maximus bailed

00:14:17Good, good, good

00:14:18So

00:14:20Heard you got a new hubby, sweetie

00:14:23When's he arriving?

00:14:25Oh, it's probably just some story

00:14:27She cooked up to stop people talking

00:14:29Poor thing

00:14:30Not surprising

00:14:31I mean

00:14:32She's 30

00:14:33Once a woman hits that age

00:14:35You become undateable

00:14:36Plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps

00:14:40This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas

00:14:46Auntie Pamela

00:14:47Debbie

00:14:48My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern

00:14:51We're only worried about you

00:14:53All these years without a husband

00:14:55Zip it, Pamela

00:14:57You know, you always spoiled her rotten

00:15:00And look what happened

00:15:02She got knocked up out of wedlock

00:15:04Raising a kid all alone

00:15:06I'm not alone

00:15:07Mm-hmm

00:15:08And what does this mysterious husband do?

00:15:14He's a manager

00:15:15Manager

00:15:16Of what?

00:15:18Trash

00:15:19Probably a cover for criminal activity

00:15:23You don't have to lie to us, Eva

00:15:26Actually

00:15:27He's right here

00:15:30Oh, wow

00:15:33Wow

00:15:35He is really good looking

00:15:38Ah, must be AI

00:15:40Mm-hmm

00:15:41Congratulations, Eva

00:15:43On your Photoshop skills

00:15:44Fake

00:15:45That's enough

00:15:46She's our daughter

00:15:47And your niece

00:15:48Show some respect

00:15:50Remember last year

00:15:51When I introduced you

00:15:53To my husband's nephew, William

00:15:55And you turned him down

00:15:56Well, guess what?

00:15:58William works for the Harrison Group now

00:16:01Makes 500 grand a year

00:16:04That's half a million

00:16:06Half a million

00:16:07Girls are lining up for him

00:16:09All the way to New York

00:16:11And speak of the devil

00:16:14Willie, you made it

00:16:19There you are

00:16:30Oh, look at you now

00:16:32Living the dream

00:16:34Oh, just think, Eva

00:16:36Well, you could be driving around

00:16:38In a car like that

00:16:39Had you not married that

00:16:40Criminal waste manager

00:16:42So married, huh?

00:16:44Is it serious?

00:16:46That's what marriage is

00:16:48It's pretty serious

00:16:49Wow

00:16:50You must have rushed

00:16:52To tie the knot, huh?

00:16:53Makes sense, though

00:16:54You not being

00:16:56A hot young thing anymore

00:16:57Dragging that kid around

00:16:59With no daddy

00:17:00Ugh, a bullet dodged, Willie

00:17:02Meanwhile, you're climbing

00:17:04The Harrison Group ladder

00:17:06That's right

00:17:07Just bought this brand new suit

00:17:10With my Christmas bonus

00:17:11Women love a man in red

00:17:14And sexy

00:17:15Like Santa Claus

00:17:17When I sit on my lap

00:17:19Don't touch me

00:17:20Oh, so entitled

00:17:22Williams, a successful man

00:17:25Of taste, not waste

00:17:26And yet, for some reason

00:17:28He's willing to overlook

00:17:29Your baggage

00:17:31I mean, look at that car

00:17:33Could your husband

00:17:34Afford anything even close to that?

00:17:36Think of the life

00:17:37I can give you and Piper

00:17:38With all my Harrison Group money

00:17:39Ditch your nobody husband

00:17:41And marry me instead

00:17:44I wouldn't marry you

00:17:45If you were the last man on Earth

00:17:47My mom would never marry

00:17:53She already has a husband

00:17:55He's gonna kick your butt

00:17:56Is that so?

00:18:02Well then, where is he?

00:18:04Because I don't see him

00:18:06Does anyone see him?

00:18:07Now, just like I thought

00:18:12Telling lies just like Mommy

00:18:14That puts you on the naughty list

00:18:17And let me show you

00:18:19What happens to naughty children

00:18:20Hey, hey

00:18:24Mommy

00:18:24Are you okay?

00:18:26I see your hands

00:18:27Oh my God

00:18:28I'm gonna take her in

00:18:29And get her packed stuff, okay?

00:18:31Come on, honey

00:18:31Let's go

00:18:32What the hell's the matter with you?

00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands

00:18:38On my daughter

00:18:38Let me go

00:18:41Now, why would I go

00:18:43And do a thing like that

00:18:44When I'm having such a good time?

00:18:47Let me go

00:18:47Touch my wife again

00:19:03And I will snap every finger that you've got

00:19:05Max, you came

00:19:10How are you, sweetie?

00:19:14Where's Piper?

00:19:16William Hitter

00:19:17Mom, Dad, had to take her inside

00:19:19Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of

00:19:22Well, well, well

00:19:24If it isn't a waste marriage

00:19:26Or I've been hearing so much about

00:19:27That's right

00:19:28Now, I'm about to take out the trash

00:19:31Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith

00:19:36It's an honor to meet you

00:19:37I'm Max

00:19:38Eva told us all about you

00:19:40From New York

00:19:41Polite, handsome

00:19:42Just like she said

00:19:44Wow

00:19:46He was an AI

00:19:47See?

00:19:49He's real

00:19:49And he's more of a man here

00:19:52Than William would ever dream to be

00:19:53Son of a bitch

00:19:54You just ruined my suit

00:19:56And watch the way that you drive that

00:19:57That pristine automobile

00:20:00That car

00:20:02Oh, my God

00:20:03That's worth more than a house

00:20:05That car

00:20:06It was all over the news

00:20:08When the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it

00:20:10Wait

00:20:12Are you?

00:20:17Like I said

00:20:18I'm just Eva's husband

00:20:20And that's all he needs to know

00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone

00:20:25You really are a criminal, aren't you?

00:20:27You stole it

00:20:28That car belongs to the CEO of my company

00:20:30Jesus

00:20:31How did he get away with it?

00:20:33That's what I want to know

00:20:34Enough, please

00:20:36I trust my daughter

00:20:39She would never marry a criminal

00:20:42Max, be honest with me

00:20:45Where did that car come from?

00:20:48How much did you want for it?

00:20:50I'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes

00:20:53So

00:20:54You need a breath, man

00:20:56All right, that's it

00:20:59I'm calling the cops

00:21:00Oh, way ahead of you

00:21:02Wait

00:21:03What?

00:21:05Are you feeling nervous, Eva?

00:21:08Oh, well

00:21:08Too late

00:21:10Listen, hon

00:21:17I believe you

00:21:18But how could Max afford a car like that?

00:21:23Mr. Smith, don't worry

00:21:24It's my car

00:21:25Okay

00:21:25It's not stolen

00:21:26Yeah?

00:21:28If it's yours, then prove it

00:21:29Thank you

00:21:30Cops will be here in 15 minutes

00:21:33Enjoy Christmas behind bars

00:21:35Okay

00:21:35I'll prove that it's mine

00:21:36But then you have to get lost

00:21:38And never show your face around my wife or child again

00:21:41Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?

00:21:44Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison

00:21:46Loser

00:21:47Say one more word

00:21:48And I'll give him a real reason to take me in

00:21:50Jesus

00:21:52Maybe he is a crime boss

00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though

00:21:56Here

00:21:59Title and proof of ownership

00:22:01Mr. Harrison?

00:22:14Mr. Harrison?

00:22:17Mr. Harrison?

00:22:19Just play along

00:22:20Merry Christmas, Willie

00:22:22Now get the fuck out of here

00:22:24Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole

00:22:27Yes, sir

00:22:28I'm so sorry, sir

00:22:29Please, sir

00:22:31Mr. Harrison, please

00:22:32Please

00:22:32Oh, that William

00:22:44What a jerk, huh?

00:22:46He fooled me

00:22:47What can I say?

00:22:49Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays

00:22:52Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?

00:22:55Oh, come on, Eva

00:22:55We were just looking out for you

00:22:58Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison

00:23:00You know my youngest son is graduating

00:23:02Soon?

00:23:03Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?

00:23:07A job at the Harrison Group even in the mailroom would open doors

00:23:11We are family, aren't we?

00:23:14Family takes care of each other

00:23:15If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group

00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else

00:23:21Abigail, come on, talk to her for us

00:23:24Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?

00:23:28Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first

00:23:31My daughter is just far too busy

00:23:33For your best life

00:23:34My new son-in-law

00:23:36Come on, guys, let's go in

00:23:38Welcome to the family

00:23:40Welcome

00:23:43Come on in

00:23:44This is your fault, Pam

00:23:50You can't tell the difference between AI and reality

00:23:54My fault

00:23:55You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William

00:23:58Hey, how do you have that car?

00:24:10And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?

00:24:12And how do you...

00:24:12I told you

00:24:13I work for Harrison Group, remember?

00:24:16I have a friend in high places

00:24:17A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?

00:24:22Yes, it's the season of giving

00:24:25He knows people

00:24:26Has connections

00:24:27He's a big deal kind of guy

00:24:30You're a crime boss, aren't you?

00:24:32And you best not forget it, capisce?

00:24:34Oh my god, just don't blow your cover

00:24:36Dad!

00:24:39Mom!

00:24:40Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home

00:24:42Oh, honey

00:24:43We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking

00:24:49I think they get it, hon

00:24:52Uh, how's Piper?

00:24:55Oh, she's fine

00:24:56One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her

00:25:00And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree

00:25:05Great

00:25:05See you in a bit

00:25:06Joey?

00:25:08What are you doing?

00:25:11Okay

00:25:11Hey, was that not a breach of contract?

00:25:18Relax

00:25:19It was just a hug

00:25:20Ugh

00:25:22We just got here and I'm already exhausted

00:25:25You'll be okay

00:25:27It's just one week

00:25:28Kill me now

00:25:29Well, I would, but I need to get paid

00:25:32What are you doing?

00:25:39That's weird

00:25:39They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago

00:25:42And I don't know, something just feels off

00:25:44That's ridiculous

00:25:46I mean, what do you want to go down?

00:25:49Make out a promise to prove it?

00:25:51I don't like this

00:25:52Later

00:25:54Let's go

00:25:57Here we go

00:26:02Piper is all tucked in, honey

00:26:05Everything looks amazing

00:26:06And happy holidays

00:26:08To the newest member of our family

00:26:10Max

00:26:10Oh

00:26:11Welcome

00:26:13Cheers

00:26:14Thank you, Ms. Smith

00:26:15Looks great

00:26:16Oh, just call me mom, honey

00:26:18I had no idea what you liked

00:26:20So I just whipped up a little bit of everything

00:26:23But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?

00:26:27Mmm

00:26:27Oh, no

00:26:28Mom's testing him

00:26:29She's trying to see if he's legit

00:26:31You mean to tell me you two are married

00:26:33And you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?

00:26:38Ow

00:26:39Eva, sweetie

00:26:40Kicking my foot

00:26:42Oh, sorry, mom

00:26:43Oh, jeez

00:26:45It's okay

00:26:47Look, mom, of course he knows it

00:26:49I would like to hear Max say it

00:26:51Twelve pumpkin pies

00:27:06Did I hear this right?

00:27:07They're the best kind

00:27:08Well, of course

00:27:10It's pumpkin pie

00:27:12See?

00:27:14Are you happy now?

00:27:15That's good

00:27:16But something still falls off

00:27:17Mom

00:27:18Don't make it weird

00:27:19Okay?

00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance

00:27:23And we eloped

00:27:24Before we got to know everything about each other

00:27:26But our marriage is real

00:27:28I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows

00:27:32Ah

00:27:32Now those are quality

00:27:35Okay, well

00:27:37Then answer this

00:27:38Where's your wedding ring, Eva?

00:27:42Where's your wedding ring, Eva?

00:27:46I knew it was a good idea to pick this up

00:27:48Well, um, it's

00:27:51Silly face

00:27:52Dropped it outside on the sidewalk

00:27:55Luckily I was there to pick it up for

00:27:57Silly face

00:27:59I am not paying extra for this

00:28:02Consider it a Christmas gift

00:28:04It's beautiful

00:28:05Wowzers

00:28:06It's nice

00:28:07You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?

00:28:11Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith

00:28:12There is a lot of garbage out there

00:28:14And I'm not just talking about William

00:28:16I'll drink to that

00:28:18I agree with you there

00:28:20So come on, guys

00:28:21Let's eat

00:28:22Come on

00:28:23And this is where y'all will be staying

00:28:37I have another room set up for Piper

00:28:40Nice and festive for you

00:28:42No complications, right?

00:28:45Sorry, honey

00:28:45Mom, you know what?

00:28:47I should stay with Piper tonight

00:28:49Oh, honey

00:28:50Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart

00:28:52Oh, I just remembered

00:28:55The city's turning the water off at 10

00:28:57Something about water conservation

00:28:59That means you have 15 minutes to shower

00:29:0115 minutes?

00:29:04Honey, it's no big deal

00:29:05Just shower together

00:29:06Shower together?

00:29:11Just shower together

00:29:12Okay, you guys

00:29:14Have a good night, okay?

00:29:19You heard her

00:29:20Whoa!

00:29:42Why are you stripping?

00:29:45Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on

00:29:47Come on, we're wasting time

00:29:49You have 15 minutes

00:29:49Nice try

00:29:50I am not showering with you

00:29:52All right, sit yourself

00:29:54All room for me in there

00:29:55Not if I meet you there first

00:29:57Come on, Max

00:30:14Get out of the way

00:30:16We agreed

00:30:18Nothing physical

00:30:18You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey

00:30:21Relax

00:30:21I won't touch you

00:30:23Unless you say you want me to

00:30:25But that'll cost extra

00:30:29And your dreams

00:30:39Free to join me

00:30:42You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left

00:31:05You wish

00:31:06Why aren't you getting in?

00:31:08Pray you'll fall for me

00:31:09It's you who has to worry about resisting me

00:31:13Oh, yeah?

00:31:14Fruit

00:31:15Holy shit

00:31:28This is going to be harder than I thought

00:31:35I'll say

00:31:36What happened to all that cool guy confidence?

00:31:40Still think you can lose this?

00:31:42Maybe

00:31:44I don't think I want you

00:31:46Maybe

00:31:48I don't think I want you

00:31:48Maybe

00:31:49I don't think I want you

00:31:50Maybe

00:31:51I shouldn't have me

00:31:52Or maybe we should

00:31:56God, he's such a good kisser

00:31:59Why does this feel so

00:32:01Familiar?

00:32:08Mom, we're so sexy

00:32:11Max, we cannot do this

00:32:20What?

00:32:22I didn't mean to cross any

00:32:24It's not you, Max

00:32:25It's us

00:32:25It's this

00:32:26This is all an act

00:32:27Let's not make it more complicated than it is

00:32:29You're right

00:32:31I'm sorry

00:32:33I just don't need to be sorry

00:32:35Just

00:32:36That birthmark

00:32:45What is that?

00:32:53It's him

00:32:53The man from New Year's

00:32:55Is he Piper's father?

00:33:00Why are you acting?

00:33:03Oh my god

00:33:04Max is Piper's father

00:33:07Are you okay?

00:33:09Yeah

00:33:09I just

00:33:11I just got lightheaded

00:33:13I think I just need a few more minutes

00:33:15Alone

00:33:16Of course

00:33:18We have a daughter together

00:33:23Oh my god

00:33:24What do I do?

00:33:31I'm gonna sleep on the floor

00:33:33You can take the bed

00:33:34Thanks

00:33:36Hey

00:33:38Are you sure you're okay?

00:33:42Look, fake marriage aside

00:33:43I'm your husband for the next few days

00:33:45So if there's something you need

00:33:47I can help

00:33:48I want to help

00:33:49He's Piper's father

00:33:51He has a right to know

00:33:53Um, Max

00:33:56How would you feel

00:33:58If you found out

00:34:00You had a kid?

00:34:01A child?

00:34:05No, no, no

00:34:06That's

00:34:06That's impossible

00:34:07I'm

00:34:08Very

00:34:08Careful

00:34:09Mostly

00:34:11I just mean

00:34:13I'm not the type of guy

00:34:14To sleep around

00:34:15Family to me

00:34:16Is a big commitment

00:34:17And

00:34:18I don't want

00:34:19Any loose ends

00:34:20You know?

00:34:22Right

00:34:22He wouldn't want a kid

00:34:24Tying him down

00:34:25I shouldn't tell him

00:34:27About Piper

00:34:27Why do you ask?

00:34:30No reason

00:34:31Just

00:34:31Just curious

00:34:32No, I

00:34:34I feel like you're

00:34:35Going somewhere with this

00:34:36What?

00:34:38No

00:34:39Well, then

00:34:40Can I ask you a question?

00:34:43Shoot

00:34:43Where did you get these?

00:34:50And how did you know

00:34:51My exact size?

00:34:52I did not get those

00:34:54I don't know where those came from

00:34:56Are you sure?

00:34:57You're just not trying to

00:34:58Break the contract

00:34:59Give me that

00:35:02Give me

00:35:03Give me

00:35:04Give me

00:35:04Woo!

00:35:16Eva

00:35:16The truth is

00:35:18Is that I

00:35:19Go, go, go, go, go

00:35:24Just a second

00:35:25Come in

00:35:26Hey, hon

00:35:28Oh

00:35:29Sorry for interrupting

00:35:30But Piper is asking

00:35:33For a bedtime story

00:35:34Before I tuck her in

00:35:35Think you could take this one, dad?

00:35:36We're kind of in the middle

00:35:37Of something

00:35:38I can see that

00:35:40Well, why don't I

00:35:42Rate it to her?

00:35:42I mean, if you don't

00:35:43If you don't mind

00:35:44Well, atta boy

00:35:46You know what?

00:35:47Just put a shirt on

00:35:48I'm gonna go get her

00:35:49Piper!

00:35:51Here comes grandpa

00:35:52He sprang to his sleigh

00:35:56To his team

00:35:57Gave a whistle

00:35:58And away they all flew

00:35:59Like the down of a thistle

00:36:01But I heard him exclaim

00:36:03As he drove out of sight

00:36:05Merry Christmas to all

00:36:07And to all

00:36:08A good night

00:36:10If Piper knew he was her real dad

00:36:15She'd be over the moon

00:36:16Good night, Piper

00:36:18Is her dad still around?

00:36:24Yeah, but he doesn't know it

00:36:26Because you're her dad

00:36:28Uh, no

00:36:29That man has no idea

00:36:31What a treasure

00:36:33He's missing out on

00:36:35Do you really think so?

00:36:40From the bottom of my heart

00:36:41Maybe I should tell him

00:36:43He deserves to know

00:36:45Max

00:36:52You're Piper's father

00:36:57I'll tell you when the time's right

00:37:05Where's Piper?

00:37:32She must have snuck off

00:37:33While we were asleep

00:37:34God, he's such a good kisser

00:37:52Just gonna kiss and run

00:38:02Not on my watch

00:38:04Yeah, this

00:38:09I remember this

00:38:12Good morning, you two love bugs

00:38:23How was your stay at Chateau Smith?

00:38:27Good morning, Ms. Smith

00:38:28It was, uh, it was great

00:38:29Wonderful

00:38:30Well, it's about to get even better

00:38:32Oh, no

00:38:35What is that?

00:38:37Sardines and saltines

00:38:38It's a Smith family classic

00:38:40It was my Graham Graham's favorite

00:38:42During wartime

00:38:43Don't be shy

00:38:44Go ahead and grab a handful

00:38:45Max, you don't have to

00:38:48No, no

00:38:49It's okay

00:38:50It's a

00:38:50Smith family staple

00:38:52Uh-huh

00:38:54Uh-huh

00:39:01Uh-huh

00:39:03Good?

00:39:12Mmm

00:39:13Good?

00:39:15It's grumpy

00:39:15Well, you two better get dressed

00:39:18You gotta go see Aunt Miranda

00:39:20Could I, um, could I have some water, please?

00:39:25That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year

00:39:28What's the deal with them?

00:39:30Every year Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I

00:39:32Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm

00:39:35Hey, don't worry

00:39:38I'll protect you and Piper

00:39:40Better have Sam on standby tonight

00:39:45Just in case

00:39:46Well

00:39:47Looks like it's time to get dressed up then

00:39:50Wait, that earring

00:40:02Wait

00:40:03That earring

00:40:05You like it?

00:40:07I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago

00:40:09Did you lose it seven years ago?

00:40:12I don't really remember the details

00:40:14But luckily I was able to find a new pair

00:40:18Right

00:40:19And it's just a common earring

00:40:21Anyone can have it

00:40:22Maybe I'm reading too much into it

00:40:24She can't be the woman from seven years ago

00:40:26So Ava and Piper

00:40:30Still aren't here

00:40:32But Derek said that Ava got married

00:40:35What kind of man could she possibly have landed?

00:40:40An aging single mom

00:40:41Slim pickings

00:40:43I heard he's in waste management

00:40:45That explains it

00:40:47She's probably too embarrassed to show up

00:40:50Oh please, Miranda

00:40:51Ava is your niece

00:40:53Oh, come on, Grandpa

00:40:55Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand

00:40:59Her track record speaks for itself

00:41:01Exactly

00:41:01Not like my Sierra

00:41:03Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group

00:41:07Oh, they're here

00:41:10Merry Christmas, everybody

00:41:12Merry Christmas, everybody

00:41:18Merry Christmas

00:41:19You must be Grandpa Harold

00:41:23I am

00:41:23I'm Ava's husband

00:41:25Max

00:41:26Pleasure to meet you

00:41:27Welcome

00:41:27You're Ava's husband

00:41:28But

00:41:30You're gorgeous

00:41:32But

00:41:34What is handsome is you

00:41:35Look at you two

00:41:37You look like you just stepped out of a movie

00:41:39Merry Christmas, Grandpa

00:41:40Merry Christmas

00:41:41This is for Max and I

00:41:43Oh my goodness

00:41:44Thank you, Eva

00:41:45Let me grab that for you, Daddy

00:41:48Oops

00:41:49Oh my bad

00:41:50Oh

00:41:51A homemade gift

00:41:53How thrifty

00:41:54Not all gifts

00:41:56Are about the price tag

00:41:57Mommy's right

00:41:58You mean a little hat

00:41:59You little

00:42:01You will not lay a hand on my daughter

00:42:05Or you will lose yours

00:42:06Oh

00:42:07I think you broke my wrist

00:42:10Look what you just did to my mother

00:42:12My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor

00:42:15He could ruin your life

00:42:17Honey, are you okay?

00:42:31I'm fine

00:42:31I'm just wet, honey

00:42:32Yeah

00:42:33It's okay

00:42:34What are you?

00:42:39Don't you dare disrespect my husband

00:42:42Did you just slap me?

00:42:44Next time it'll be a closed fist

00:42:46You're a fucking psycho

00:42:47You know what, Sierra?

00:42:48I can take your little insults

00:42:50But leave my family out of this

00:42:52Her family

00:42:54She needs me

00:42:56You okay, honey?

00:43:02Do I look okay to you, dumbass?

00:43:04Do something

00:43:05You don't know who you're messing with

00:43:07I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me

00:43:10Oh, wow

00:43:11I'm sure the CEO would love to hear

00:43:13That you're using his company's name

00:43:15To bully people

00:43:16Like you'd have any idea

00:43:18How a CEO thinks

00:43:19Let's call him

00:43:20I'm sure he'd be more than happy

00:43:22To be on my side

00:43:23Please

00:43:24Who do you think you are?

00:43:26Enough

00:43:27There will be no arguing

00:43:30During Christmas

00:43:31Fine, Dad

00:43:33Let it go, Nathan

00:43:35They're just jealous

00:43:37For Grandpa's sake

00:43:39I'll let you off easy

00:43:40I think you owe Nathan

00:43:43A thank you

00:43:44I think you owe me a thank you

00:43:46For slapping some sense into you

00:43:48Do you want me to get the other cheek?

00:43:49Alright, that's enough

00:43:50Everyone come inside

00:43:52And sit down

00:43:53Is this a joke?

00:44:15Can you please pass me some food?

00:44:18Hold it

00:44:18Who said you could eat anything else?

00:44:21My husband and I paid for this feast

00:44:23My husband and I paid for this feast

00:44:29King crab, fresh from Alaska

00:44:32And grass-fed wagyu

00:44:34Three times the price

00:44:36Fifty times the flavor

00:44:38And you don't get a single bite

00:44:40It's just petty

00:44:42Maybe so

00:44:43But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders

00:44:47Fine

00:44:48Then we won't stay and eat with you

00:44:51Come on, let's go

00:44:52No, no

00:44:53Don't you dare leave our family dinner

00:44:56Grandpa, I'm sorry

00:44:58But they're treating us like

00:44:59I know, dear

00:45:00I just want to have our family together

00:45:02Fine

00:45:03We'll let the strays sit and eat with us

00:45:06Better a stray than a bitch

00:45:08What was that?

00:45:09I just want to have our family together

00:45:14Fine

00:45:16We'll stay

00:45:17Can I have a little napalm?

00:45:20It's okay, sweetie

00:45:21We'll get something right after

00:45:23Like drive-thru?

00:45:25I hope you enjoy food poisoning

00:45:27That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present

00:45:31No strays

00:45:34Ow

00:45:34Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?

00:45:36Yes, please

00:45:37You hit my child

00:45:39You're fucking crazy

00:45:40Well, if you'd teach her some manners

00:45:42Maybe I wouldn't have to

00:45:44Don't worry, baby

00:45:48I'll handle it

00:45:49Don't worry, baby

00:45:53I'll handle it

00:45:54Piper

00:45:58Sweetie

00:45:59Are you ready to try the best food

00:46:01You've ever had in your life?

00:46:05Okay, sweetheart

00:46:06Give me two minutes

00:46:07And one phone call

00:46:08As if you have a chef on speed dial

00:46:11Actually, I do

00:46:12He's such a liar

00:46:15This ought to be hilarious

00:46:16Oh, it will be

00:46:18Sam

00:46:21Yeah, send the troops

00:46:23And bring that king crab from Antarctica

00:46:25I'm already on my way

00:46:27Bring that king crab from Antarctica

00:46:32I'm already on my way

00:46:34You hear this guy?

00:46:37He wants the best king crab in the world

00:46:39From Antarctica

00:46:41Now I get why you married him, Eva

00:46:44His silly delusions are just adorable

00:46:47Max, what are you doing?

00:46:49Don't worry about it, sweetheart

00:46:51Santa's already on his way

00:46:52Actually

00:46:53Five

00:46:55Four

00:46:56Three

00:46:57Two

00:46:58One

00:47:00A helicopter?

00:47:05There's no way

00:47:11How did you pull this off?

00:47:18Sam is like family

00:47:18I thought I'd introduce you to

00:47:20Thanks, boss

00:47:21Boss?

00:47:23Eva's always been genuine with me

00:47:25Maybe it's time she knew who I really am

00:47:28Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth

00:47:31I'm Maximus Harrison

00:47:33You're the CEO of Harrison Group?

00:47:38Mm-hmm

00:47:39Come on

00:47:42You can stop kidding around

00:47:45If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?

00:47:50No, I actually am the CEO

00:47:51Come on

00:47:52You can stop the charade

00:47:53Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?

00:47:56Eva

00:47:57I'm not pretending

00:47:58Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab

00:48:02As you requested

00:48:03How is this possible?

00:48:15This loser brings Antarctic king crab

00:48:18And has his own personal chef?

00:48:21Who are you?

00:48:23I told you, I'm Eva's husband

00:48:25That chef called him Mr. Harrison

00:48:28Wait, no

00:48:29Hold on

00:48:30You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?

00:48:36You're worth more than some whole countries

00:48:38Some of the small ones

00:48:40I mean, you know that

00:48:42You work for me

00:48:44Oh, God

00:48:45I insulted my own boss

00:48:47I'm finished

00:48:48Oh, God

00:48:53I insulted my own boss

00:48:55I'm finished

00:48:57Didn't think Max would commit this hard

00:48:59Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move

00:49:02Worth every penny I'm paying him

00:49:03For tonight, your feast ends

00:49:06And with that, your career

00:49:08You're fired

00:49:10Fired?

00:49:11Sam

00:49:12Fired?

00:49:17God

00:49:17I can't be fired

00:49:19What?

00:49:22Mr. Harrison, please

00:49:23You can have as much crab as you want

00:49:25Please, Mr. Harrison

00:49:26I'll do anything

00:49:27Guys

00:49:28Take out the trash

00:49:30And you

00:49:36Oh, me?

00:49:38Mr. Harrison, come on

00:49:40That was a Christmas joke

00:49:42A family tradition

00:49:43Yeah, well

00:49:44There's a new family tradition

00:49:46Sam

00:49:47Will you do me the honors?

00:49:54Gladly

00:49:54Merry Christmas, Aunt Mary

00:49:59Father, do something

00:50:04Well, you kind of deserve that

00:50:07I'm leaving

00:50:08Pumpkin, my favorite

00:50:11Come on, sweetie

00:50:17Daddy had this crab flying just for you

00:50:19Eat as much as you want

00:50:21Thanks, Daddy

00:50:22I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas

00:50:27I just couldn't take them treating you like that

00:50:30Honestly

00:50:30This is the best Christmas I've ever had

00:50:34Well, if you want, we can have many more

00:50:35Just like this

00:50:37Does he really mean that?

00:50:39Or is he just playing the part?

00:50:41I can't tell

00:50:42And that terrifies me

00:50:44Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison

00:50:50I brought you a gift

00:50:51Here's the paternity test

00:50:53Between the boss and that little girl

00:50:54Oh

00:50:55This is wonderful

00:51:02Sam, I have a granddaughter

00:51:05Tell me everything

00:51:07Miss Eva Smith

00:51:08Single mother

00:51:09Small town gal

00:51:10Didn't finish high school

00:51:11Currently works in retail

00:51:12Oh, Maximus

00:51:14I thought I raised you better

00:51:16A high school dropout?

00:51:19In the Harrison family?

00:51:20Not a chance

00:51:23She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter

00:51:29Maximus seems to like her

00:51:30Silence

00:51:31Get me the address where she works

00:51:33It's Happy Heels on Broadway

00:51:35That's nice

00:51:36We own that one

00:51:38Good work

00:51:39But take off that stupid hat

00:51:41Thanks

00:51:51So your dad insisted

00:51:53That I try this wine

00:51:55That he's been saving

00:51:55For 20 years

00:51:56Sounds like he's happy

00:51:59With his new son-in-law

00:52:00And how about you?

00:52:05Me?

00:52:06Yeah

00:52:07Are you happy with your new husband?

00:52:14Eva

00:52:14That birthmark

00:52:26Family to me is a big commitment

00:52:28And I don't want any loose ends

00:52:31You know?

00:52:33Maximus

00:52:33There's so much we don't know

00:52:34So much we're not telling each other

00:52:36No feelings, no complications

00:52:40That's what we agreed upon

00:52:41Yeah, I didn't sign a contract

00:52:43Max

00:52:44Yeah, I guess you're right

00:52:46It's cold

00:52:49Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood

00:52:52Max

00:52:54I need to tell you something

00:52:57It's something important

00:53:00What's gotten into her?

00:53:03Is she hiding something?

00:53:05Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?

00:53:08I haven't been completely honest with you

00:53:10Piper is

00:53:13Piper is

00:53:17Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts

00:53:19Sweetie

00:53:20Oh my gosh

00:53:21Someone's swollen

00:53:22Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier

00:53:25Listen, you stay here with Daddy

00:53:26Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?

00:53:31Come on, Piper

00:53:32Okay, let me see

00:53:36I promise

00:53:40I won't let anyone

00:53:41Hurt you or Mommy again

00:53:43But that's not true

00:53:44You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?

00:53:48Uh...

00:53:49Daddy!

00:53:50No!

00:53:51Well...

00:53:52Don't you dare disrespect my husband

00:54:00Well, maybe I don't have to leave

00:54:04Well, maybe I don't have to leave

00:54:07Really?

00:54:08Please stay, Daddy

00:54:10You think you will scar?

00:54:17Hmm

00:54:17I wouldn't worry about it

00:54:20Scars make you look like a badass

00:54:22I have one, too

00:54:23Dad

00:54:25I got that when I was about your age

00:54:28Some punk came at me with a switchblade

00:54:31Really?

00:54:32No way

00:54:33No

00:54:33It was actually a cactus

00:54:35But it's still cool

00:54:37I have something like that on the back of my neck

00:54:41Piper

00:54:44How long have you had that?

00:54:46My mom said I had that when I was born

00:54:48And how old are you?

00:54:55Six

00:54:56Six?

00:54:57That one night stand was about seven years ago

00:55:00Okay, I found the first aid kit

00:55:01Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?

00:55:04What do I even say?

00:55:08And how do I explain it to Piper?

00:55:10Sorry, honey

00:55:11This man's your dad

00:55:12And he didn't know you existed until now

00:55:14Um

00:55:15Yeah

00:55:16Can I see your hand, sweetie?

00:55:21Eva

00:55:21Okay, look

00:55:27Piper is

00:55:30Go on

00:55:36It must be an emergency

00:55:44Excuse me

00:55:46Sorry

00:55:47I'll take this

00:55:48Mommy, are you okay?

00:55:56Yeah

00:55:56Mommy's just realizing she's a coward

00:56:00I don't even have the guts to tell the truth

00:56:03Why haven't you picked up my calls?

00:56:08I'm telling you, Max

00:56:09That woman is manipulating you

00:56:11She's a high school dropout

00:56:13Doesn't even have a decent job

00:56:15And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter

00:56:18I'm Eva's husband

00:56:19Max

00:56:20That man has no idea

00:56:22What a treasure

00:56:23He's missing out on

00:56:28I'm sorry, Max

00:56:30You can't know Piper's your daughter

00:56:32Your mother would take her away

00:56:33After Christmas

00:56:34It's over

00:56:35Eva?

00:56:39Maximus?

00:56:40Are you even listening to me?

00:56:42No, Mom, Mom

00:56:43Listen, I'm sorry

00:56:44Okay?

00:56:45Eva's my wife

00:56:46And I've made up my mind

00:56:47I'm not leaving her

00:56:48Eva?

00:56:51Oh, wow

00:57:09That's so cool

00:57:10What did you make?

00:57:12Derek, this is from Eva and I

00:57:15Oh, thank you so much

00:57:17Thanks, guys

00:57:18I'm glad you're here

00:57:19God

00:57:22Oh

00:57:22Wow

00:57:23Damn, these are nice

00:57:25Grandpa

00:57:26Language

00:57:27Little ears

00:57:28Piper

00:57:30Piper

00:57:34Do you want to go see your present?

00:57:35It's in the other room

00:57:36By the train set

00:57:37Here, I'll go with you

00:57:38Remember the song that we sang?

00:57:40Ready, ready?

00:57:41Grandma got run over

00:57:42By a reindeer

00:57:43What do we got, guys?

00:57:44Billy

00:57:44Walking home from our house

00:57:45Christmas Eve

00:57:46You never told me

00:57:51Have we met before?

00:57:59Have we met before?

00:58:01She's unfit to raise my granddaughter

00:58:04I don't know what you're getting at

00:58:08Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper

00:58:13I don't know what you're talking about

00:58:22Lots of people have birthmarks

00:58:23They're very common

00:58:24I feel so awful

00:58:25But I can't lose my child

00:58:27No matter how I feel about him

00:58:29Maybe

00:58:32Are you okay?

00:58:38Are the clogs a bad idea?

00:58:40No

00:58:42I'm fine

00:58:43Um

00:58:45Oh, I almost forgot

00:58:47I got you this

00:58:51You got me a gift, too?

00:58:53Tis the season

00:58:54Open it

00:59:08Gloves

00:59:09Did you make these?

00:59:12Yeah

00:59:12I know this is a fake marriage

00:59:15But

00:59:15That's Christmas

00:59:16You've already done so much for me

00:59:18I just wanted to do a little something for you

00:59:20How do they feel?

00:59:24Warm, right?

00:59:26Yeah

00:59:26Warm

00:59:28Soft

00:59:30Perfect

00:59:33Thank you, Eva

00:59:38I've never gotten anything this meaningful before

00:59:41Really?

00:59:45Yeah, my mom

00:59:46She partied all the time

00:59:47And

00:59:48I got gifts

00:59:49Plenty of them

00:59:50But

00:59:50I don't think she ever bought one herself

00:59:53Nothing

00:59:55Personal

00:59:56Well, you deserve it

00:59:58You're a good guy

01:00:00And

01:00:02Someday you'll

01:00:03Find

01:00:04Someone special

01:00:05To

01:00:06Spend all your Christmases with

01:00:08What if that day's today?

01:00:14What if I already found someone special?

01:00:18Right here

01:00:19Max, we can't

01:00:44If you want me to stop

01:00:47You better tell me right now

01:00:49Come on

01:00:54I don't want you to stop

01:00:56No matter how many years pass

01:01:04I still can't resist him

01:01:05I want you

01:01:20Oh God, you are trying

01:01:30Fucking insane

01:01:32Piper

01:01:36Piper

01:01:37Piper

01:01:43She can't see me

01:01:49Eva?

01:02:06Grandma, estoy aquí

01:02:19That was way too close

01:02:25Yeah

01:02:26We would have gotten on the naughty list

01:02:28Sometimes it's fun to be naughty

01:02:34Can I still unwrap my present?

01:02:41You still haven't given me mine

01:02:43Let me give it to you

01:02:49You still haven't given me mine

01:02:52You still haven't given me mine

01:03:06You still haven't given me mine

01:03:10¿Qué pasa?

01:03:40¿Qué?

01:03:41We both know my son is way out of your league.

01:03:44Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.

01:03:48My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.

01:03:52Piper is my daughter.

01:03:54And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.

01:03:57So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own,

01:03:59but I am not handing Piper over to you.

01:04:04Well, there's my beautiful wife.

01:04:10You okay?

01:04:14Look, we made it through Christmas.

01:04:18So I think it's best we go our separate ways.

01:04:22What are you talking about?

01:04:23It's over.

01:04:25It's not that hard to understand.

01:04:30Eva, wait.

01:04:34So last night meant nothing to you?

01:04:36Max, it's not real. None of it was real.

01:04:44So this is just a goodbye?

01:04:49Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.

01:04:51Look.

01:04:54Last night...

01:04:57I let my guard down.

01:04:58But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.

01:05:01And being with you can mess up everything between us.

01:05:04Just tell me what you need.

01:05:06I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.

01:05:11Just say the word.

01:05:12You don't get it.

01:05:17You don't get it.

01:05:20You don't get it.

01:05:28I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.

01:05:35I won't give up on us.

01:05:42Are we here?

01:05:52Yes.

01:05:54As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.

01:06:01Piper, sweetie, wake up.

01:06:03We're home.

01:06:08How can she just walk away?

01:06:12Don't forget you have to meet my mom.

01:06:18It's part of the agreement, too.

01:06:20Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?

01:06:24You promised.

01:06:26Eva, I haven't asked you for much.

01:06:28Can you do this for me, please?

01:06:31Alright, fine.

01:06:33When?

01:06:35Two days.

01:06:37I'll come pick you up.

01:06:38No need.

01:06:40Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.

01:06:42I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you, so don't give up, okay, daddy?

01:06:53Thank you, sweetie.

01:06:55If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.

01:06:59They're the ones I love.

01:07:00They're the ones I love.

01:07:01They're the ones I love.

01:07:02I talk to you.

01:07:03Gracias por ver el video.

01:07:33I need to go win back my family.

01:07:35Family?

01:07:37Boss, are you okay?

01:07:38Never better.

01:07:41Go get her, Max.

01:07:45Give it your best smile.

01:07:47Ah, there he is.

01:07:50Maximus, darling.

01:07:52I have some prospects for you.

01:07:54Nice high society girls from the city.

01:08:00Oh.

01:08:02I told you.

01:08:03I already found the woman I love.

01:08:11Maximus, stop this.

01:08:13That Eva woman is scamming you, son.

01:08:17Tell me what kind of woman you want,

01:08:19and I'll find you another.

01:08:21You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.

01:08:24No, I'm not.

01:08:26Oh.

01:08:27I work in waste management, and I'm a secret crime boss.

01:08:31I'm Eva's husband, and I'm a father.

01:08:34What?

01:08:37What?

01:08:49Oh, that's her.

01:08:51The woman who got my son head over heels.

01:08:54Hi, welcome in.

01:08:58Can I help you find something?

01:08:59I want to try those.

01:09:04Awesome.

01:09:04I'll get them for you right away.

01:09:07Are you?

01:09:08Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?

01:09:10No, no, no.

01:09:14I know what I want.

01:09:16Size seven.

01:09:18Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.

01:09:22Come on.

01:09:23She wants the white shoes.

01:09:29Ignore her.

01:09:30She's just grumpy over the holidays.

01:09:32Here, let me help you.

01:09:34Come on.

01:09:38She seems kind.

01:09:45I shouldn't be that impressed.

01:09:47She's just doing her job.

01:09:50How do they feel?

01:09:52Well, I love the style, but it's too small.

01:09:55I think I need a size up.

01:09:58Maybe my feet are still growing.

01:09:59Right away.

01:10:03I'll be right back.

01:10:05She's not only kind.

01:10:06She's patient.

01:10:08Was I wrong about her?

01:10:24Are you gluing the heel back on?

01:10:26Well, who gives a shit?

01:10:29She can't walk.

01:10:33That's just pure evil.

01:10:37Oh, come on, St. Eva.

01:10:40She's in a wheelchair.

01:10:42Who cares?

01:10:43It's the last pair.

01:10:44I get paid commission.

01:10:51I'm not doing that, Vanessa.

01:10:53See, this is your whole problem.

01:10:59This is why you'll always be broke.

01:11:03I don't care if she can walk or not.

01:11:05I'm not selling her junk.

01:11:08She has to deal with people like this?

01:11:11People who insult her all day?

01:11:14I'm your manager.

01:11:16Sell the old bitty the shoes, or you're fired.

01:11:28Did I stutter?

01:11:33You don't have to fire me.

01:11:35I quit.

01:11:43I don't work here anymore.

01:11:46Listen, don't buy the shoes.

01:11:49They're broken.

01:11:50Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?

01:11:51You're a good person, after all.

01:11:55Looks like I misjudged you.

01:11:57I'm sorry?

01:12:01Why are you still here, Eva?

01:12:03Get out.

01:12:09You're not disabled?

01:12:11Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?

01:12:15Absolutely shameful.

01:12:17Who are you?

01:12:18I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group, and the owner of this store.

01:12:26You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?

01:12:30I am.

01:12:31And you, my dear, are fired.

01:12:34What did I do?

01:12:38You are a good person.

01:12:41From now on, this store is yours to run.

01:12:44Are you serious?

01:12:51That's right.

01:12:53Don't be nervous, child.

01:12:56You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.

01:13:04You, out.

01:13:07I'll leave.

01:13:10I'm leaving.

01:13:11I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.

01:13:17No, don't worry.

01:13:20You're getting a promotion.

01:13:22You deserve it, my dear.

01:13:25Thank you.

01:13:26First assignment, I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.

01:13:34Pack it all up and bring it to my house, hmm?

01:13:38Okay, yeah.

01:13:39Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.

01:13:44I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.

01:13:54She's the mother of a CEO.

01:13:56Of course she lives like this.

01:13:57Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.

01:14:13Max?

01:14:14Eva?

01:14:15What are you doing here?

01:14:18I, uh...

01:14:18There you are, Eva.

01:14:22Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.

01:14:24My new daughter-in-law.

01:14:28What are you talking...

01:14:30That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.

01:14:37Well, I tried to tell you, but...

01:14:38Stop!

01:14:40And you?

01:14:41You lied to me at the store!

01:14:44You were both just testing me?

01:14:46Is this some sick game rich people play?

01:14:49I'm sorry, Eva.

01:14:50I thought you might be using my son just after his money.

01:14:54But I was wrong.

01:14:55Eva, please.

01:14:56I don't deserve to be treated like this.

01:14:58Not every working-class girl is after your money.

01:15:02How could you think that of me?

01:15:03It's not like that, dear.

01:15:06Eva, what are you talking about?

01:15:08Mom, what did you do?

01:15:10I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.

01:15:13We're not together.

01:15:15And I can't love something that was never real.

01:15:21I made a horrible mistake.

01:15:24W-what are you waiting for, son?

01:15:26Go after her!

01:15:30Eva.

01:15:31Let me go!

01:15:32I swear, it's not what you think.

01:15:34Look, we come from two completely different worlds.

01:15:36Stop pretending like you care!

01:15:37I'm not pretending!

01:15:38Okay, I can't fake what we have.

01:15:40And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.

01:15:48Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.

01:15:52Max, you came.

01:15:54God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.

01:15:58I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.

01:16:02Just say the word.

01:16:06See?

01:16:08Stop fighting.

01:16:12We belong together.

01:16:15You're wrong.

01:16:16Wrong about what?

01:16:18That you care?

01:16:20Or we belong together?

01:16:21Look, I already told you.

01:16:23We're from two completely different worlds.

01:16:25Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.

01:16:29Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.

01:16:31I'm sorry, Maximus.

01:16:42Walking away is the only choice I have.

01:16:44Ow!

01:16:45Ow!

01:16:47Are you okay, Mommy?

01:16:49Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.

01:16:51Come here.

01:16:52Are you okay, Mommy?

01:16:54Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.

01:16:56Come here.

01:16:57No, you're not fine.

01:17:06You're sad.

01:17:09I'm okay, sweetie.

01:17:11I miss Daddy, too.

01:17:15I want Max to be my real Daddy.

01:17:20Don't you want to be with him?

01:17:26Love bug.

01:17:28You're right.

01:17:29What am I doing?

01:17:30Running like a coward?

01:17:31I've always taught you to be brave.

01:17:36Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.

01:17:40I believe in you.

01:17:41What are you going to do, Mommy?

01:17:43I know exactly what to say to him.

01:17:48Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.

01:17:58Enough sulking.

01:17:59Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.

01:18:03Don't you think I want to?

01:18:05She doesn't want me.

01:18:07I didn't raise you to give up.

01:18:09Your daughter is still out there.

01:18:10You can't abandon her.

01:18:12Mom, you don't get it.

01:18:14I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.

01:18:17And Piper, she was an added bonus.

01:18:21What are you talking about?

01:18:23I already ran a DNA test.

01:18:26Piper is your daughter.

01:18:28What?

01:18:29See for yourself.

01:18:36I was right.

01:18:38Seven years ago.

01:18:40New Year's, that woman was evil.

01:18:51Eva!

01:18:53I missed you so much, sweetheart.

01:19:04I missed you so much, sweetheart.

01:19:10You came back.

01:19:11I, uh...

01:19:12Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.

01:19:18I, uh...

01:19:25I was scared.

01:19:28But I don't want to be scared anymore.

01:19:29Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.

01:19:35Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.

01:19:38I have something to tell you, too.

01:19:42Piper is your daughter.

01:19:44Piper is your daughter.

01:19:44You knew.

01:19:46My sweet granddaughter.

01:19:48Mama!

01:19:49Oh!

01:19:52Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.

01:19:54But you've known this whole time?

01:19:56I was scared.

01:19:58Okay?

01:19:58I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.

01:20:00I didn't know how you were feeling.

01:20:03How could you not know how I felt?

01:20:16I love you, Eva.

01:20:19I love you, too.

01:20:22I promise.

01:20:23For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.

01:20:25As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.

01:20:40Will you marry me, Eva?

01:20:43For real this time?

01:20:44Yes.

01:20:46Yes, of course I'll marry you.

01:20:52Yes!

01:20:55Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,

01:21:03and the Christmas after that, and forever.

01:21:07I wouldn't have it any other way.

01:21:14Who's that?

01:21:16Eva!

01:21:19Take me back!

01:21:22I'm sorry!

01:21:23I'm sorry, I struck your tire!

01:21:25Ah!

01:21:27Looks like I have to take out the trash.

01:21:30Again.

01:21:33No?

01:21:34Not funny?

01:21:35Hey!

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