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00:00Today, my daughter Salish and I attempt to live alone in one color for 24 hours.
00:06Yep, no one around here. Eyes on deck.
00:08Whoever lasts longer gets a first-class flight to Singapore.
00:11I love pink!
00:15This is a black versus pink competition.
00:18We are going to each live alone for the next 24 hours
00:21and the winner of rock, paper, scissors gets to pick their color to live in.
00:25One, two, three, go!
00:27One, two, three, mm!
00:29No, wait, no!
00:30Okay, so you're going to do pink, I'll do black.
00:32No, I want to do black. You're doing pink. Let's go, Doc!
00:35Pink is your color! No, I was thinking I would wear black!
00:38What?
00:38We have ten minutes in Target to buy an outfit for each other.
00:42So I'm buying you something in black, you buy me something in pink.
00:44Hey, okay.
00:45Okay, by the way, that's going to be your last pink drink of the day.
00:47Okay, you might as well enjoy it now.
00:48Once you get in black, you can't drink it anymore.
00:49Here we go. Ten minutes.
00:50Salish is a classic teen. She's not going to want to be embarrassed.
00:53So if I find a super embarrassing outfit, I might win this thing in the first round.
00:56What do you think your dad is going to get?
00:57Probably some ugly fit, so we got to get him an ugly fit, too.
01:00If we get an outfit ridiculous enough, that just might make Jordan quit,
01:03and that means you would get the first-class ticket.
01:05Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:06So we need to find some ridiculous things.
01:08My family and I were invited to an event in Singapore,
01:11and they bought us three first-class tickets.
01:13The only problem is there's four of us.
01:15So one of us is flying economy.
01:17These things are purple.
01:18Hey, these are perfect.
01:19Oh my gosh, she would hate this.
01:21You wanted to pick black? Maybe I'll make you wear that then.
01:23Dad, excuse me.
01:25Whoa, no.
01:26You can just toss those right now.
01:27I'm not wearing those.
01:28No.
01:28Look at what you're going to be wearing.
01:29Ew, no.
01:30Yep, you should have picked pink.
01:31Bro, what?
01:32He's getting me such an embarrassing outfit, so I have to get him an even worse outfit.
01:36Salish has never flown first-class, so I'll bet she wants to win this challenge more than any other one we've ever done.
01:42Oh my gosh.
01:45If I'm in a good mood, I'll just get her a hoodie because she likes hoodies.
01:47That's a maybe.
01:49We've really got to hurry up.
01:50This is me in first class, 17 hours to Singapore, and this is me in economy for 17 hours.
01:54Every flight I ever take is economy.
01:56This one time, please let me do the first-class ticket.
01:59I'm just going to get a bunch of options and then make a decision at the end.
02:02Time is done, and I'm going to make you wear this.
02:05Then I'm going to make you wear this.
02:07No, actually, no, for 24 hours, nobody wants to see that.
02:10How about we scratch this, we go somewhere else, and we each get each other a nice outfit.
02:13Yeah, I'm done.
02:14All right, let's go, let's go.
02:15Okay, good luck.
02:16You're going to lose.
02:17No, I'm not.
02:18You're absolutely going to quit.
02:19I'm flying first class.
02:20I'm flying first class.
02:21We're each going to get a new outfit, and then we're going to move into our new one-color
02:24home.
02:25Check it out.
02:26I'm in the pink palace.
02:27I cannot believe this is my home.
02:30How am I supposed to live here?
02:32Fit check.
02:33Lulu, Lulu, Nike.
02:34I think Salish did a great job, and because of that, I'm not quitting.
02:37This is a fit check.
02:38First, the Adidas, and then this oversized hoodie.
02:41And then these pants, they go up way too high.
02:43Dad, what were you thinking?
02:44The crew has come up with a bunch of living alone one-color challenges for me and Salish.
02:49The first one to say no to a challenge automatically loses and is flying in economy all the way
02:55to Singapore.
02:56Sandy, give me my first one, please.
02:57Take it easy on me, dude.
02:58You have 10 minutes to find something in your apartment that doesn't belong.
03:01How do I know what doesn't belong?
03:03I guess something that's not pink.
03:05Time to unpack?
03:06Unpack what?
03:07A U-Haul?
03:08What?
03:09Is it like hidden somewhere today, Sandy?
03:10Yes.
03:11What is it?
03:12Something not pink.
03:13There's another note.
03:14Unpack your U-Haul before I can start my day.
03:17Everything?
03:18This is going to take a while.
03:19Let's start with my scooter.
03:20Microwave.
03:21I don't really know what I'm going to use that for.
03:24I don't know if I want black foods.
03:25What about the air conditioner?
03:26It is pink.
03:27That's pink?
03:28Silverware.
03:29Actually, it should be called blackware.
03:30Taylor, please be careful.
03:32Look at this kitchen.
03:33Everything in here is pink.
03:34Please help me with the fridge.
03:36You're not even lifting.
03:37Oh my gosh.
03:38Ari, it's heavy.
03:39It's not that heavy.
03:40Right here.
03:41Nice.
03:42Okay.
03:43I low-key think this looks pretty good.
03:44Look, even the toilet paper's pink.
03:45What?
03:46This bed will be in the other direction.
03:48Super nice.
03:49Even the rugs are pink.
03:50Nope.
03:51Nothing under there.
03:52I'm running out of time, Sandy.
03:55I don't know how to do this.
03:56Whatever.
03:57That's good enough, I guess.
03:58Hey, Sailors.
03:59This is how I'm going to be laying in first class tomorrow.
04:00What are you going to be doing?
04:01I chose black because he looks really funny in pink,
04:04so I wanted to see that.
04:06I still like pink, but if I chose pink,
04:08he probably would have gotten me a hot pink outfit,
04:10and I don't want that.
04:11Hey, Sailors.
04:12Do you get to work out in your place?
04:13I know Sailors' place, and it's not as nice as this.
04:15Normally, I do fly economy, but because I know that there's one first class ticket,
04:21I really want to win it.
04:22Why would I even want to quit?
04:24Look at me.
04:25This is awesome.
04:26They're only black and white pictures.
04:28That is so crooked.
04:30Don't lie.
04:31Sailors!
04:32See?
04:33They don't stick.
04:34Three minutes.
04:35I've been distracted.
04:36All of these clothes absolutely make sense in this apartment.
04:41All of them.
04:42This hat absolutely.
04:43The Mr. Beast action figure does not belong in this apartment,
04:46and I just won the first challenge.
04:48If you join the Team Sailors text thread, link in the description,
04:50we're going to give this away to one of you.
04:52Stacy's calling me.
04:53Hi, Dad.
04:54Hey, oh, it looks pretty dark where you are.
04:55That's depressing.
04:56You want to quit?
04:57Don't you regret not picking pink?
04:58Look at my place.
04:59Even Sandy's in all pink.
05:00So you didn't have to set it up?
05:02Oh, no.
05:03It's already set up for me.
05:04You have a big choice.
05:05You could live in, like, all black today with a boring, slow day,
05:10or you could be done right now, quit, hang out with me,
05:13and then all you got to do is fly economy tomorrow.
05:15Um, no.
05:16I want to fly first class tomorrow.
05:18You have it so easy.
05:19All you have to do is just sit and chill in your pink area
05:22when we had to set up everything.
05:24Yeah, you made the wrong choice.
05:25No, well, at least I don't have to wear a hot pink and look really stupid.
05:29I actually look good.
05:30I love my fit.
05:31Yeah, you're welcome.
05:32I picked it out for you.
05:33It's a 17-hour flight.
05:34I have very long legs.
05:35It's going to be so hard to fly economy for 17 hours like that.
05:38Can you just, like, you did not just walk.
05:41Don't even hang up on me.
05:42You better not hang up on me.
05:43Whoever started Womp Womp, I'm going to find you,
05:45and you're not going to be happy.
05:46The room is finally done.
05:48I think it low-key looks pretty good.
05:50I could literally stay here all day.
05:52Sandy, who's that?
05:53Next challenge, maybe.
05:54Oh, dude.
05:55Is this like a new pink pizza or something?
05:57I could use a pizza.
05:58Hi.
05:59Whoa.
06:00Oh, my goodness.
06:01Is Sayla here?
06:02No.
06:03I'm supposed to be her new roommate.
06:04Oh, you're my new roommate?
06:07I mean, I thought Sayla should be here, but hey, I'm living here now.
06:10No, you're not.
06:11This is, like, literally my perfect house.
06:12What is happening?
06:13What's the next thing?
06:14Here you go.
06:15Oh.
06:16Say hi to your roommate.
06:17Bro, I have a roommate.
06:18Is that why I have two beds?
06:19Wait, where are they?
06:23Oh, my gosh.
06:24How long has she been there?
06:25Everybody thought Sayla was going to pick pink as a result.
06:27They thought she was going to be here and you would be her roommate, which would make sense,
06:30of course.
06:31But for me, I got to be pink and I would rather be alone for pink.
06:34So it says that it's girls only.
06:36So either I'm staying or you're leaving.
06:38Go daughter.
06:39Oh, my gosh.
06:40Hi.
06:41Whatever.
06:42I'm sorry.
06:43There was obviously a miscommunication.
06:44No, no, no, no.
06:45You don't understand.
06:46For me, pink is not just a color.
06:48Pink is about living your life so sparkly and happiness and dreaming big.
06:52I eat pink and glitter for breakfast.
06:54This is my pink castle now.
06:56I'm going to have the guards take you out.
06:58What do you like to do?
06:59Hang out in cemeteries.
07:01Ari, I'm kind of scared.
07:02What do you like to do, like, not involving dead people?
07:05Talk to ravens.
07:06What's your favorite food?
07:07Ravens.
07:08Um, that's a little concerning.
07:10Ari?
07:11She's crazy.
07:12She's like crazy about pink.
07:13Like, look at her.
07:14Here you go.
07:15Bro.
07:16Compatibility test?
07:18If you guys are going to stay here, you have to get along.
07:20You have to go.
07:21I have to finish this challenge.
07:23If you kick me out, then you lose the challenge.
07:25And we all know what that means for you.
07:28You fly economy.
07:29You guys are now messing with me.
07:31In order to see if we're compatible roommates, we have to make black pancakes.
07:36Just pink.
07:37Yeah, that's part of the challenge.
07:38Do you do that in any way?
07:39Get a pink makeover?
07:40Did I just hear makeover?
07:41Come with me.
07:42No, Sandy, no, no.
07:43I have to do a makeover with her?
07:44Come on.
07:45What's this?
07:46Non-sigging cooking spray.
07:48What's a pink makeover?
07:49Welcome to your destiny.
07:51Oh, my God, Salish.
07:53We don't want the pink hairspray to get all over you.
07:55Pink hairspray?
07:56If I say no, Sandy, do I lose this challenge?
07:58Yeah.
07:59Is that permanent?
08:00We'll find out.
08:01What?
08:02That is not what that's for.
08:03There's water in the fridge.
08:04Oh, my gosh.
08:05Have you never cooked before?
08:07Okay, I think we got it, right?
08:09I don't want my lungs to be pink.
08:11Pour it on.
08:12Pour it on.
08:13I need silence.
08:14I don't really actually care what I have to do anymore because the one thing I know I'm
08:18not going to do is fly economy tomorrow.
08:20That was in my ear.
08:21Yeah.
08:22I'm not feeling the dark vibe from it.
08:23That is brown.
08:24Okay, okay, okay.
08:25That is not true darkness.
08:26Let me cook then.
08:27Are you even hitting the pancakes?
08:29See?
08:30All black.
08:31We are done with making the black pancakes.
08:34Here you go.
08:35You're ready with me.
08:36Do we have to do it together still?
08:37Okay.
08:38You can't get rid of me.
08:39Oh.
08:40You know what that sound is?
08:41An empty can.
08:42Yes, it's over finally.
08:43Don't be worried about it.
08:44I'm always prepared.
08:45We got two more actually.
08:46What?
08:47No.
08:48Oh.
08:49Yes.
08:50The first thing I'm going to do, getting ready, brush my teeth.
08:52I guess I'm brushing them with this toothpaste.
08:54Oh.
08:55You're not done.
08:56You're in desperate need of a pink facial.
08:58What's a pink facial?
08:59You're going to find out.
09:00For the best skincare results, use pink chocolate.
09:04Did she say pink chocolate?
09:05No.
09:06I don't think pink chocolate facials are actually a thing.
09:09I'm going to look younger.
09:10Oh, yeah.
09:11Okay.
09:12Come on.
09:13Bring it on.
09:14It works wonders.
09:15Trust me.
09:16I think you got the main spots where I look old already.
09:17Don't be silly.
09:18You look old everywhere.
09:19Hey, Say.
09:20Oh my gosh, Steph.
09:21What's on your face?
09:22It's chocolate.
09:23Apparently it makes you young.
09:24Who's lying behind you?
09:25That's my interesting roommate.
09:26Oh, you want to meet my interesting roommate?
09:27Hello.
09:28Lucky.
09:29She's so sweet.
09:30You don't look like you're suffering at all.
09:32Look at me.
09:33Dad, I am suffering.
09:34Look at her.
09:35Oh.
09:36What's wrong with her?
09:37She eats ravens.
09:38I think your roommate's doing a great job, and I've heard chocolate makes you look younger.
09:41So, bye.
09:42Wait, it does actually?
09:43Yeah.
09:44See ya.
09:45Hey, Jamie.
09:46How are you?
09:47Are you okay?
09:48No.
09:49When it's all done, you get to eat it off your face.
09:50Oh.
09:51Why is it chocolate toothpaste?
09:52Well, it has to be black.
09:53How's it look?
09:54Now?
09:55Eyeliner and mascara.
09:56Time to finish my facial.
09:58You get to eat your facial and you look younger.
10:00You're like a win-win.
10:01I'm never quitting.
10:02I love pink.
10:03You want some?
10:04No, thank you.
10:05I don't.
10:06What's next?
10:07Okay.
10:08And my morning routine is finally finished.
10:10Are you okay?
10:12No.
10:13I'm not okay.
10:14Nothing's ever okay.
10:15Can I please have the next to you?
10:16No.
10:17All right.
10:18Okay, fine.
10:19Here, here.
10:20Thank God.
10:21Sorry, I hope you feel better.
10:22Let's go.
10:23Here's the next challenge.
10:24Make a pink smoothie.
10:25Usually only ingredients from 7-Eleven.
10:28Seriously?
10:29We're going to 7-Eleven.
10:30Bye, Ruby.
10:31So weird.
10:32Do you like black coffee?
10:33No.
10:34Ew.
10:35Can I please order a black coffee?
10:38Tall.
10:39I mean, can I have three chocolate cake pops?
10:42I've got five minutes to make a smoothie with pink stuff and 7-Eleven.
10:45I found something pink.
10:46Ew.
10:47Watermelon gummy rings.
10:48Ugh.
10:49Ooh.
10:50Pink Pop-Tart.
10:51This cannot be my only fluid.
10:53Pink Gatorade.
10:54Oh.
10:55Yes!
10:56Yes!
10:57They have strawberry milk.
10:58This is actually going to be okay now.
10:59Now that I have my strawberry milk, I can put this Gatorade back and make it a good smoothie.
11:02Nope.
11:03Too late.
11:04I have a basket.
11:05Are you kidding?
11:06Nope.
11:07You committed.
11:08You are...
11:09I actually got hot coffee.
11:10Is it good?
11:11Ew.
11:12Oh, you try it.
11:13Please drink all of it.
11:14Drink all.
11:15Everything.
11:16Ew, Ari!
11:17You want to know what's next?
11:18Yeah.
11:19Here, look over there.
11:20A limousine?
11:21Yeah, let's go.
11:22Hey, let's go.
11:23She left.
11:24Oh my God, she left.
11:27That is...
11:28Hey, Rumi.
11:29What's up with you and Nadal?
11:31So you guys are really just friends?
11:33That's what they all say, Salish.
11:35Let's start with the chips.
11:36Those are not even pink.
11:37Every smoothie needs Gatorade.
11:39I've never been in first class, so this is my best chance.
11:42Thank you so much for my summer.
11:43Jordan, you can always quit and sit in economy.
11:45Dude, you know I'm not going to do that.
11:47Pink smoothie?
11:48Can I have some?
11:49Yeah, you can have all of it.
11:50You have to work a job all in one color.
11:54What?
11:55You have to be Dhar Mann's bodyguard.
11:57How does that sound?
11:58Wait, that actually kind of sounds fine.
12:00A Pop-Tart that's not pink at all.
12:02The inside is pink.
12:03That's red.
12:04I saved the best for last, because this actually might make it drinkable.
12:10Oh.
12:11You think you're going to be a good bodyguard though?
12:12Hopefully.
12:13He looks like a pretty big and tall guy.
12:14You're going to have to do some good job protecting him.
12:16I don't know if I can do it.
12:17If you don't want to, you can always quit.
12:19Economy's not that bad.
12:20Just because I have to drink a nasty smoothie, that's better than having my knees like this
12:23for 17 hours, okay?
12:27Oh!
12:28The gummies and the chips are not it.
12:32Oh god, this is so gross.
12:34Please tell me Salish is suffering right now.
12:36Please.
12:37Let's go, dance party!
12:38Hey!
12:39Since I'm going to be a security guard, what do I wear?
12:41You need some sort of earpiece?
12:42Okay.
12:43My next challenge is get a pink job.
12:45So I looked around in LA, there's like one pink restaurant.
12:48It's pink and bougie.
12:49So let's hope they're looking for somebody.
12:51Hello.
12:52Welcome.
12:53I love the outfit.
12:54You're all pinked out.
12:55Do you?
12:56I mean, I'm made for this place, right?
12:57Are you hiring anybody?
12:58We actually are.
12:59We're hiring.
13:00Come on, actually!
13:01You think you have what it takes to be at Pink and Bougie?
13:03I used to be a server for a long time.
13:04I can balance plates all up my arm.
13:06I can serve water.
13:07I can drink water.
13:08I can do three shifts.
13:09I'll do the brunch shift.
13:10That's all impressive, but I have one thing to ask you.
13:12Okay.
13:13Do you love pink?
13:14My hair pink.
13:15Obviously, I love pink.
13:16I don't believe you.
13:17I live pink.
13:18I bleed pink.
13:19I breathe pink.
13:20I am pink.
13:21I don't know.
13:22What do I have to do?
13:23Okay, look.
13:24I love pink!
13:27That's a spirit.
13:28That's a spirit.
13:29You're hired.
13:30Your outfit is not going to be a security guard, so here you go.
13:32For what?
13:33Go change.
13:34Here's your apron.
13:35That's your first customer.
13:36Hi.
13:37Hi.
13:38Welcome to...
13:39Pink and Bougie.
13:40Welcome to Pink and Bougie.
13:42My favorite restaurant.
13:43What can I get you?
13:44Ari, this is so ugly.
13:45You're being a security guard.
13:46It's not a fashion show, okay?
13:47I'm going to pay for these, and then I've got to hurry up and go into the limo and pick up
13:50dogs.
13:51What's your favorite item on the menu?
13:53I really love the...
13:56Tacos.
13:57Tacos are delicious.
13:58What's in the breakfast burrito?
13:59It's got pink things.
14:00It's so pink.
14:01But the pink pancakes.
14:02Whatever you want.
14:03It's amazing.
14:04Come on.
14:05Boom!
14:06Let's do it.
14:07What's the pinkest thing on the menu?
14:08Oh my God.
14:09This is my first customer.
14:10Actually, I'll just get an iced latte.
14:12Yo, what's up?
14:13What's good?
14:14Dar's a really nice guy, but I asked him to be super difficult with Salish to get her to
14:19quit.
14:20Are you going to get my door for me?
14:22Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:23I got you.
14:24I got you.
14:25Is it just you?
14:26Or is there more security?
14:27No, it's just me.
14:28Have you checked the perimeter at all?
14:29Are we safe to go inside?
14:30Yeah, we're chilling.
14:31Chilling, that means good to go?
14:32Yeah.
14:33Okay, thanks.
14:34Bro, why is he like that?
14:35Unlike my daughter, I know exactly how to make a latte.
14:37I think that's fine.
14:39Right here.
14:40This is fun.
14:41Everything is pink.
14:42Double shot.
14:4315 years of my life was spent being a waiter.
14:46This brings me back.
14:47Oh yeah.
14:48How are your kids?
14:49Are you not concerned about that BMW that's been following us for the past three blocks?
14:54That's just a car.
14:55Well, normally my security would be really on top of these things.
14:58They'd be telling me that a car has been following us for three blocks.
15:01We haven't even drove three blocks yet.
15:04I guess we're okay.
15:05The BMW turned away.
15:06Oh wow, yeah.
15:07I never would have thought we're good.
15:08Was that attitude?
15:10I think she said something about vanilla?
15:12Sugar?
15:13Hey, why not?
15:14That doesn't look pink enough.
15:20I think we're good now.
15:21We're right back.
15:22Is it safe for me to sit back here?
15:23What's his problem?
15:24Why is he being so weird?
15:25He thought a BMW was following him.
15:27I mean, I don't know.
15:28Maybe a BMW followed him before?
15:30Bro.
15:31It's so pretty.
15:33Oh, sorry.
15:34What milk is it?
15:35It's oat milk.
15:36I can't have oat milk.
15:37It hurts my stomach.
15:38Oh, okay.
15:39Can you do different milk, please?
15:40Sure.
15:42And have you not seen that car that's been following us?
15:44What car?
15:45Oh, okay.
15:46It turned the other way, but I was freaking out back here.
15:48You should really be on top of your job.
15:49So why are we here?
15:51Well, if you read the memo, you would know we are here to buy a gift for my wife.
15:55I need to buy something in your color.
15:57Okay.
15:58Where do you want to go?
15:59Let's go to the mall.
16:00Okay.
16:01But before we get there, I just have to warn you.
16:02There's a lot of moving variables in an open public space like that.
16:05Are you sure you can handle this job?
16:07I think I got it.
16:08I'm going to need you to prove your skills.
16:10Your latte is coming right now.
16:11I'm working on it right now.
16:12Hi.
16:13Hi.
16:14Who are you?
16:15I'm a new server at the restaurant.
16:16Well, my mom works here.
16:17She hired me.
16:18What can I get you?
16:19Nothing.
16:20Why is your hair pink?
16:21I'm doing a 24-hour challenge where I have to live alone in one color.
16:24Salish is going to win.
16:25This time, she's not going to win.
16:26I'm not quitting.
16:27If she wins, I have to fly economy for 17 hours.
16:28I'm not doing it, so I'm actually not going to quit.
16:30I know I lose a lot.
16:31This time, she is losing.
16:33You're going down.
16:34She's going down.
16:35You're going down.
16:36She's going down.
16:37You're going down.
16:38She's going down.
16:39Uh-huh.
16:45Team Salish.
16:46Oh, come on.
16:47We're here.
16:48Let's go.
16:49Usually, my security opens my door for me.
16:50Oh, yeah.
16:51I got that.
16:52I got that.
16:53Bro, he's so crazy.
16:54Are you sure you're up for this?
16:55We're all safe.
16:56Let's go.
16:57Oh, no.
17:00Where is the stuff that makes it red?
17:02Very little.
17:03Hardly any.
17:04Very little this way, you think?
17:05Yes.
17:06Okay, great.
17:08There you go.
17:10Oh, sorry.
17:11I feel like it's kind of red.
17:12Like, should it be pink?
17:13Yeah.
17:14So, it's too red?
17:15My fault.
17:16Yeah.
17:17Yeah.
17:18Thanks.
17:19Wait.
17:20You know how I said earlier that you've got to prove to me that you can protect me?
17:21I haven't seen you do it yet.
17:22You're what?
17:23Four feet tall?
17:24Actually, I'm like five feet.
17:25I don't know.
17:26I just don't feel safe going in there with you, Salish.
17:27You're going to have to do something to prove it.
17:28Rowan, come here.
17:29Rowan, you're going to pretend to like really want something for a door and just start running
17:33after him.
17:34All right, Rowan.
17:35Try and get to the door.
17:36I mean like, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
17:37No, no, no.
17:38Just let me.
17:39No.
17:40Stay back.
17:41What's that?
17:42Okay, okay, okay.
17:43I'm done.
17:44Okay.
17:45I don't even want to get to the door.
17:46I don't even care.
17:47I don't even care.
17:48I don't care.
17:49I don't care.
17:50I don't care.
17:51All right, let's go.
17:52Rowan, she's 14.
17:53She's strong.
17:55New customers.
17:56I'll be right back with your latte.
17:57I brought you one menu because it doesn't look like you need two.
18:00We share everything.
18:01Darman coming through.
18:02Everyone boo.
18:03Don't worry, Dar.
18:04It's clear.
18:05Hey guys, I feel terrible acting like such a jerk, but Jordan told me to really challenge
18:10Salish and act over the top, so that's what I'm doing.
18:12This is your latte.
18:13What can I get you?
18:14The pink pancakes, please.
18:15The pink pancakes, please.
18:16Um, this doesn't have sugar in it, right?
18:19Yeah, on the menu it says sugar.
18:20I don't do sugar.
18:21Okay.
18:22All right, you guys.
18:23I just got away from Salish and Jordan's about to call me.
18:26Dar just have to make a call and that leaves me the perfect amount of time to tell you about
18:30our collaboration on his channel.
18:32You actually have to see what Dar made my dad wear.
18:36It's too good.
18:38Dude, what is going on?
18:40Dar, dude, you've got to help me out.
18:42You've got to get her to quit, dude.
18:43I don't know how to be more mean to Salish.
18:45This is so hard.
18:46She's sweet and you're very sweet and you guys have a good relationship, but you've got
18:50to push her.
18:51Please, Dar.
18:52Is it bad if I kind of want you to be stuck in economy and looking like that?
18:55I mean, it's kind of funny.
18:56Dar, please make it harder on her.
18:58She's actually doing a pretty good job.
19:00She actually took down Rohan earlier and threw him in the bush.
19:03This is 17 hours of me flying like this.
19:07You understand, right?
19:08I got you.
19:09I'm going to turn up the heat a little bit.
19:10Give me a Team Jordan.
19:11I got you.
19:12I can't hear you.
19:13Give me a Team Jordan.
19:14Jordan, break it up.
19:15I can't hear anything.
19:16Bye.
19:17I don't care.
19:18I'm not quitting.
19:19I'm going to go back to Salish, but now I've got to turn up the heat even more.
19:22I don't know how I'm going to do this, but I'll try.
19:24Oh my gosh.
19:25Look.
19:26Can you believe they made actual pink pancakes?
19:27I mean, these things look so freaking good.
19:30Oh!
19:31Oh!
19:32Oh!
19:33Oh!
19:34Actually, that's not as bad as it looks.
19:37It's totally fine.
19:38Let me get you some silverware.
19:39I think she would love something from Lululemon, but stay here, Dar.
19:42Let me clear.
19:43How many coffees do I have to make for one person?
19:45Clear.
19:46Clear.
19:47Alright, incoming.
19:48Let's get a black bag.
19:49She already has a bag.
19:50Get her like this jacket.
19:52She has a jacket just like that.
19:54Shoes.
19:55I think she has those exact ones.
19:57Oh, this tank top.
19:58I want this to be like a sentimental gift.
20:00I want something that would bring her to tears, you know.
20:02Oh, tears.
20:03Okay.
20:04Should we try Sephora?
20:05Yeah, maybe.
20:06We're going to vlog.
20:07Sorry, Ari.
20:08Let's go.
20:09If she likes perfume, any of these might work.
20:10Are any of these black?
20:11This one's black.
20:12Why don't we smell?
20:13Oh.
20:14Yeah.
20:15No, not that one.
20:16You could do like this mascara.
20:18Here, you could like try it.
20:20Try this mascara?
20:21No.
20:22No, no, I don't.
20:23Sailor, I don't want.
20:24Oh my gosh.
20:25Sailor, you are my bodyguard.
20:26We got to get out of here.
20:27No, the absolute is good though.
20:28That's not it.
20:29Okay, okay.
20:30Let's go.
20:31I don't want a menu.
20:32I need tacos now.
20:33Now.
20:34Now.
20:35I need tacos now.
20:37Okay.
20:38Tacos.
20:39Yep.
20:40Hurry, please.
20:41She's got the tacos.
20:42I haven't been able to find a gift yet.
20:44So I've stopped by to get some and eat, but don't worry.
20:47I've got Salish here.
20:48So I feel pretty safe.
20:49Oh yeah.
20:50Yep.
20:51He's good.
20:52I think.
20:53Yeah.
20:54Yep.
20:55No one around here.
20:56He's on deck.
20:57Do you feel good?
20:58Yep.
20:59He feels safe.
21:00We're in the clear.
21:01Are you okay?
21:02Are you choking?
21:03Tacos.
21:05Bye.
21:06Bye.
21:07Does she need like a new phone?
21:08She literally just got the new one.
21:09About like a MacBook and you can put like a picture of you and her together, you know?
21:13A picture of her and I actually sounds like a really cute idea.
21:16Oh, okay.
21:17She's more of like a sentimental, not really like a materialistic gal.
21:20So something more thoughtful, less expensive.
21:27I want to do something like romantic.
21:28I think I know the perfect place.
21:29Yeah?
21:30Yeah.
21:31Alright.
21:32Was everything okay or?
21:33I was just really hangry.
21:37Thank you so much.
21:39You're welcome.
21:40That was awesome.
21:41She just loved her food and that was really...
21:44Wait.
21:45She didn't pay.
21:46She didn't pay.
21:47Hey, you gotta pay.
21:48Excuse me.
21:49You told me you want something special and sentimental for Laura.
21:52I think I have the perfect thing.
21:54This is a place where you can get any photo like printed into a crystal.
21:59It's really cool.
22:00Wow.
22:01I don't think crystal is considered black.
22:02The packaging is black.
22:03If I have a picture of Dara and Laura, is it possible to put it in a crystal?
22:07Yeah, of course.
22:08We can make that happen.
22:09I think this actually works.
22:10This is a really good idea, Salish.
22:12I got the gifts.
22:13I think Laura is going to really love it.
22:15To be honest, Salish, I wasn't sure about you in the beginning, but I got to say,
22:18you killed it.
22:19Hey, let's go.
22:20I'll catch you around.
22:21Bye.
22:22Oh my gosh, Ari.
22:23I'm done with this.
22:24Take this jacket back.
22:25I'm done being a security guard.
22:27All right.
22:28It looks like your shift is done here.
22:29Yay.
22:30Don't forget to clean the espresso bar.
22:32Put away the milk.
22:33Wash the dishes.
22:34I'll see you at 5 a.m. tomorrow for your shift.
22:365 a.m.?
22:37What I will do to fly first class?
22:39Here's your final challenge.
22:40Eat in your color?
22:41How am I going to find any food that's black?
22:46You're still here?
22:47It's the middle of the night.
22:48Hey, Ruby.
22:49We finally found a black food that I can eat.
22:56I'm going to order black noodles, which is literally just pasta, but it's black.
23:00Next challenge is to eat a pink dinner at Target.
23:04Does that mean I have to eat it here?
23:05Yes, and you have 10 minutes to find your entree.
23:07Boom.
23:08Done.
23:09Nope.
23:10That is not an entree.
23:11I have watermelon for dinner.
23:12That's fine.
23:13Also not an entree.
23:14No!
23:15People eat this!
23:16Can I please get the black noodles?
23:17And Parmesan?
23:18Yes, please.
23:19My favorite drink is pink.
23:21What do you have to drink that's black, say?
23:23What do you think your dad is going to do?
23:25Do you think he's going to win the first class ticket?
23:26I don't think so.
23:27I think I got this one.
23:28Yeah, you think he's going to quit?
23:29Yes.
23:30I really want that first class ticket.
23:32Oh, raw meat is pink.
23:34Oh, I don't know if I can eat raw meat.
23:37If you pass this challenge, that means you're going to have to stay the night in the all
23:41black room.
23:42Wait, back with the weirder roommate?
23:44Um, what?
23:45Uh, okay.
23:46Okay, that sounds terrible, but if it means I get that first class ticket, I think I might
23:51do it.
23:52If I eat this, you know how badly I want first class, because this is disgusting.
23:56Does cheese count?
23:57Yeah, but I don't think you want to eat pink cheese.
24:00Pizza.
24:01Can I eat pizza?
24:02Doesn't look pink.
24:03Do you know of any pink entrees?
24:05Something that's pink?
24:06I know.
24:07Oh, he just looked at me like I'm weird.
24:08And now I realize how I look.
24:09This challenge is black food, right?
24:11Uh, I mean-
24:12It does, bro.
24:13It does.
24:14This is all frozen anyway, but there's nothing pink.
24:16Nothing is pink.
24:17I don't know where-
24:18Jordan.
24:19What?
24:20Shrimp.
24:21Is that pink?
24:2230 seconds.
24:23Um, ah, okay.
24:27Raw meat, frozen shrimp, or an economy flight for 17 hours.
24:30Is that what I'm looking at?
24:31Yep.
24:32I can't do the raw meat.
24:33I gotta do the shrimp.
24:34I think I'm gonna win this challenge.
24:36I mean, I got my black food, so like, why wouldn't I win?
24:39I'm gonna be honest.
24:40I have a weak stomach.
24:41Sandy, how many of these do I have to eat to call this a dinner?
24:43Six.
24:44Six?
24:45Ugh.
24:46I have to eat all that?
24:47Ugh.
24:48I'm not a shrimp guy anyway, especially if it's frozen.
24:50I'm gonna do one at a time.
24:51How bad could it be?
24:52It's better than raw meat, I think.
24:53Not by much.
24:54Oh my God, this is making me sick thinking about it.
24:56Okay, just do it.
24:57Just do it.
24:58Just do it.
24:59Honestly, if I can survive this, I think I'm gonna win.
25:01I think I'm gonna be fine with the roommate.
25:03And I'm obviously gonna get the first class ticket.
25:05Like, what?
25:06Ugh.
25:07Jordan, Salish is calling.
25:09What?
25:10Salish is calling.
25:11What?
25:12Actually, hey.
25:13Hey, little girl.
25:14Hey, Dad.
25:15What are you doing?
25:16I'm eating frozen shrimp for dinner.
25:17What are you doing?
25:18Oh, wow.
25:19I'm eating my black pasta.
25:20Yum.
25:21Can I see it?
25:22I want black pasta.
25:23Or pink pasta.
25:24Look.
25:25Wait a minute.
25:26It's fully black.
25:27Wait, what's on it?
25:28I put cheese on it.
25:29You put cheese on it?
25:30Let me see.
25:31Let me see again.
25:32Is that Parmesan cheese on your pasta?
25:33Um, yes.
25:34Okay.
25:35Well, Parmesan cheese is white, Salish.
25:36It's not black.
25:38Wait.
25:39No.
25:40No.
25:41No.
25:42Parmesan cheese is white.
25:43I just won.
25:44What's going on?
25:45Oh my gosh.
25:46I put white cheese on black pasta.
25:48No.
25:49No, bro.
25:50Actually.
25:51Salish.
25:52I don't get the first class ticket.
25:54What?
25:55I just won first class.
25:56I just won first class.
25:57I just won first class.
25:58I just won first class.
25:59I'm going to first class.
26:00To Singapore.
26:01Yes.
26:02Yeah.
26:03Woo.
26:04I'm going to Singapore, sir.
26:05Well, I was super excited to give first class to myself, but I changed my mind and gave
26:09it to Salish.
26:10Thank you, Dan.
26:11This is awesome.
26:12Oh my god.
26:13Look at all that space.
26:14Okay.
26:15This won't be quite the same experience, but it'll be fun and she'll have a great time.
26:17Have a great time.
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