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Coronation Street Full Episode Wednesday 29th April 2026
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00:25I don't know, what are the days for this to happen?
00:29All right, come on then.
00:36Oh, three of them!
01:07Oh, that's mine.
01:09Oh, what is it?
01:10There's Anna.
01:12Is it?
01:13Yeah, well, it isn't yours.
01:15Like two peas in a body of me.
01:17Oh, you're getting off?
01:18Looks like you're getting off without saying it to anyone.
01:22Wills, I, er...
01:23You can keep the money, it's fine, but you were gonna leave and not tell us?
01:28Wills, sit down.
01:29No, I don't want to sit down because I'm not a kid.
01:32You can save all the excuses and all the lies when really you're just abandoning us.
01:35You're abandoning me.
01:39So she's had enough of us?
01:40What are you quizzing me for?
01:42Right, she got bored, she moved on, it's not that deep.
01:45What's the real reason?
01:46You calling me a liar?
01:48Yeah, I am, because I know you and I know when you're bare-faced lying to my face.
01:54So what is it?
01:55All right, well, you know when I left all them years ago?
01:58It just, it really messed her up.
02:01Babe, you didn't do anything wrong.
02:02I'm in a ended day.
02:04She sent you a liar and you didn't reply.
02:07Look, it's not about the letter, David, all right?
02:08She doesn't know about that.
02:10We just, we couldn't make it work, so she's, she's gone.
02:12Who says this, you or her?
02:15Well, you're just listening to me for once in your life, okay?
02:17Just leave it alone!
02:18All right, guys, oh!
02:20Look, the food's here.
02:21All right, you're in the doghouse, silly.
02:23Yo, I'm not the only one.
02:24Sally was me for you because she had no one to slow dance with.
02:27Why don't you two slow dance together, then?
02:29Yeah, I think we will.
02:30Come on, Timothy.
02:33Look, he's drunk, he's stupid and he's David.
02:36You all right?
02:37Yeah, I am.
02:38I'm fine, thanks, sir.
02:40You go and enjoy the party, aye?
02:46I should have known you were lying when you said all that rubbish about family.
02:50You are my family, Lilz.
02:51I promise.
02:53You're the only one that's properly accepted me, you know.
02:55You've made me feel like I actually belong here.
02:57But you're still gonna go, so what was the point?
03:00Things have gotten a bit.
03:02A bit messy.
03:04Complicated, shall we say.
03:05And, well...
03:09It's just best if I'm out the picture, just for a little bit.
03:12Yeah, but best for who?
03:13Is my dad or is Shona trying to make you go?
03:16Like I said, it's complicated.
03:20I could come with you.
03:22I don't think that'd go down too well, do you?
03:25As if they'd notice.
03:26I'm not Harper.
03:28Hey, I know you've been feeling left out and stuff recently, but it's...
03:32No, you're leaving me.
03:34I could come back for you.
03:35Just please, Jodie, just please don't go.
03:37I'm sorry.
03:37I just...
03:38When...
03:38When I'm in a better place, I'll...
03:41I promise I will.
03:42It's whatever.
03:46Lily!
03:47No.
03:48No, you're a liar.
03:49You know what?
03:51You mean nothing to me.
03:52You're not my family.
03:54You only care about yourself.
03:57Is that really what you think of me?
03:58How about you all just do us a favour?
04:01Just get lost.
04:07Lily, where are you off?
04:08As if you care.
04:09Lily!
04:09I'm going to Charlotte's.
04:11Just ring her mum...
04:11Don't trust me.
04:17Jodie Ramsey?
04:18No.
04:19You sure about that?
04:20Yeah, I know my own name, all right?
04:22No, do one.
04:28It's probably in your best interest to help us out.
04:32Okay, I get that you're trying to do this, like, hard man vibe
04:34or you're in there to give it some work, okay?
04:37And do not know who Jodie Ramsey is.
04:39So you need to do one before I scream this straight down!
04:42I don't think you'll do that.
04:45Right.
04:46Get away from me now.
04:47Calm down.
04:49You're all mates here.
04:51Jodie.
04:52Am I right?
04:53Look, we don't know any Jodie, okay?
04:55So you just need to leave us alone, right?
04:56Get off me!
04:57Jodie!
04:58You seem like a smart girl.
04:59But it'd be very stupid to do that again.
05:01Leave her alone, all right?
05:03She hasn't done anything.
05:05It's me you're after.
05:07No, it is.
05:08You're here for me.
05:09No.
05:10It's not. It's not her.
05:11Look, I think you best come inside.
05:18Hey!
05:19Step away from Mrs. Connor's stash!
05:21Mrs. Connor Swain.
05:23She's called that now.
05:25Stop deflecting from your criminality, David.
05:29David, if you drink that, you are stealing.
05:32Playing in the summer.
05:33Don't you dare!
05:36You robbed my whiskey, David?
05:37No.
05:39No, of course not.
05:40And over.
05:46But...
05:48Cheers! Get it down!
05:49You surpass yourself!
05:50Ha ha ha ha ha!
05:52Yeah!
05:54Funny!
05:58This is what you want.
06:00So you can jog on back to your master now.
06:02And get out of here.
06:04He said you were gobby.
06:05It's all on there.
06:06I haven't made any copies.
06:07Yeah, I know you're not that stupid.
06:10If this isn't what we need, we'll be back.
06:24Shona, I'm so sorry.
06:27It's all my fault.
06:29I'm a mess.
06:29It's me.
06:30Come here.
06:31Come here.
06:31It's okay.
06:32You need to forgive yourself, babe.
06:35I mean, you were just a kid.
06:37At the end of the day.
06:38A kid with a kid.
06:39You know?
06:40Just like our Sarah Lou was.
06:43And she barely caught.
06:44And she had all of her family around her.
06:47So...
06:47You've got nothing to feel guilty about when it comes to your sister.
06:51Leave me.
06:52Oh, you're right there!
06:55I hope nobody sees us.
06:56I hope nobody sees us.
06:57Get in, m'lady!
06:58Why?
06:59Why, to be quick?
07:00No problem.
07:03All right!
07:04So, I'm all wrong and zunder the sun for drinking Carla's whisky,
07:08but you can get down and dirty in office.
07:11David!
07:11We were just having a bit of a smooch, David.
07:14Yeah.
07:14And the rest.
07:16I expected more from you, son.
07:19You've got to keep your spark alive, mate.
07:22What is it with you two and weddings?
07:25I mean, it's just...
07:32Give us a minute!
07:36Yeah, I've still got it, babe.
07:39Still got it.
07:41Hey.
07:42Listen.
07:44He's hammered.
07:46Right.
07:47I better get back.
07:50Well, you were right to kick me out.
07:53I brought all this to your door and I don't deserve your sympathy.
07:57And I was going.
07:58I really was.
07:59But...
08:00It was so hard, you know, to actually walk out the door,
08:05away from the people I love.
08:08Are you going to actually tell me what was on that USB stick?
08:11And whether or not I should expect more wannabe gangsters at me door?
08:14It was just something stupid I did.
08:18Past always catches up with you, eh?
08:20I've got time.
08:20Jodie, are you in trouble?
08:22No.
08:25Sorted.
08:27Promise.
08:29Alright.
08:31Am I daft for believing that?
08:34Not at all.
08:36Hey, no more lies.
08:42Oh, Lily hates me too, by the way
08:45Lily does?
08:46Yeah, she caught me packing my bag and she was gutted
08:50She really wanted me to stay
08:52At least one of you's dead
08:54Hey, it weren't easy me telling you to go, you know
08:57No, I get it
08:58You had to put your family first
09:01It just killed me to say goodbye to her, it really did
09:06I want you to stay
09:09I do
09:12Really?
09:13I mean, I know I kicked off with you
09:15And I made you feel guilty about leaving me all those years ago
09:19But you tried to come back
09:22And it wasn't your fault you didn't know that I'd moved
09:25And it wasn't your fault that you didn't get my letter
09:30Yeah
09:32You know, we can move on
09:34You know, as all the self-help books say
09:38But honestly, I
09:41I'd have given anything for it to be me, you and Clayton
09:45A caravan on the beach
09:48And a little dog
09:50All of it
09:54The little dog?
09:55Yeah
09:57Right, I'd better whiz to the hospital and say goodnight to Harper
10:01Do you want to come with?
10:02Oh, er, no, I'll, er
10:05You have some mummy-daughter time with Harper
10:08I'll stay here and unpack if you're sure about me staying
10:11100%
10:26Yeah, you listen to me, my beautiful wife
10:30I know earlier weren't about me
10:32Because, I mean, let's face it
10:34I'm a delight
10:35It was about you
10:36And you are too
10:38But listen, you need to forgive yourself
10:41He was just a kid
10:43Kid with a kid
10:44Just like our Sarah Lou one
10:45And I'm telling you, she's barely caught, you know
10:48And she had her whole family round her
10:50So, you don't know what to feel gilly about when it comes to your sister, but
10:55We need to go and find her
10:56Yeah, well, she's not going to hang around here, is she?
10:58Toya!
10:59Lee, will you just give me a minute?
11:01You all right, Toya?
11:01It's just family stuff
11:03Toya
11:03Toya
11:04Just give me some space, okay?
11:06I'm not going to say anything
11:08Please
11:12Sisters, eh?
11:13Hmm
11:14Do you want to talk?
11:17Erm
11:19Yeah
11:49I'm not going to say anything
12:16I'm not going to say anything
12:27Mate, you'll find your soul, mate
12:29Mate
12:29I sometimes think I prefer dogs to people
12:31Yeah, but come on
12:32Dogs not giving you a little kiss goodnight, is it?
12:35Ah, but they lick your face
12:36Yeah, but that's all they do
12:37They're not
12:38They're not going down and
12:39You know, making you a bracket next day, are they?
12:43Peanut once brought me a sausage out of the bin
12:45That's romantic
12:46Yeah, but
12:48It's not the same
12:49Well, I can't do her head in that much
12:54Cos she's love-hearted me booty call
12:56Eh?
12:58We'll give those Metcalfs a run for the money
13:01Thunderbirds are good
13:06My person's out there
13:07Devil
13:19Oh, still got it
13:23Still got it after all these years
13:28Don't they?
13:31Don't they?
13:33Hide and seek, is it?
13:37Already are not
13:38Here I come
13:55I don't think much of your hiding place.
14:00I'm not complaining, though.
14:18You smell lovely, like a sexy sweet shop.
14:29I'm loving the silky silks.
14:47David.
14:52I mean, you're you. You're not Shona. What the hell are you playing at?
14:57Me? You were the one snogging my face off.
15:00I was snogging Shona.
15:02Yeah, right.
15:03What are you even doing in, like, a silky silks? I mean, what are you doing in our bed?
15:08I had a bath. I borrowed Sho's dressing gown and I thought I'd get 40 winks. Looks like that shot
15:13to hell.
15:14Your brain is insane.
15:16You're drunk.
15:18I mean, did you not hear me come in? Trying to lure me in with your candles and your music?
15:23Er, no. You're weird. I was if I'd do that. Come on, David. Take some accountability. You saw me lying
15:29there and you thought you were quitting.
15:30No, no, no, no, no. That is not what happened. I didn't know you were you.
15:35My sister has just had your baby.
15:39I'm sorry. I'm sorry, OK?
15:42We're going to have to tell her.
15:45Hang on. Wait, wait, wait a minute. You said my name.
15:49Yeah. When we were in bed, when we were kissing, you said my name.
15:55You went, David.
15:57Yeah.
15:58No, I didn't say David. I said David?
16:03Question mark. As in, like, what the hell do you think you're doing, David?
16:09Nah.
16:10No.
16:11We've got this connection, vibe, whatever you want to call it.
16:14I'll call it absolutely nothing and I'll call you deluded.
16:18Oh, come on. Stop shifting the blame.
16:20Look, I'm saying I get it, all right? And I forgive you.
16:28Look, I know you've been under a lot of pressure with Harper and...
16:32It can't be easy, but come on, you've got to resist your urges.
16:36There are no urges here. There's...
16:38That's Shona's phone.
16:41Yeah. And...
16:46So I sent a message to Shona's phone and it was love-hearted back.
16:52You love-hearted my message back.
16:54What? Yeah.
16:55No, I never.
16:58Oh, and it's gone now.
17:01Maybe it was never there.
17:04Oh, Jodie, stop messing with my head, please.
17:07Either way.
17:09Shona needs to know what's going on here.
17:13So he's legged it?
17:15Fly him down the scaffold and did a runner.
17:18The officer's searching for him now.
17:19Oh, he beats me sick to my stomach.
17:22I know he does, babe.
17:24What he did to your best mate is awful, but Todd will be okay.
17:27Yeah, well, Todd's had to go halfway across the world.
17:29I need to get away from that man.
17:31Please, your lot, you need to catch Theo and put him away.
17:34Right, well, listen, it'll be in a cell before the night's out
17:36and Todd will be on a plane somewhere.
17:39It's over.
17:42How did I get so lucky to find someone like you?
17:45Back at you, Sarah Luton.
17:51Right.
17:52I best get down to the station, follow up and Theo.
17:57All right, do you want me to take that for you?
17:58Yeah, cheers.
17:59All right, you be careful.
18:01I doubt me.
18:07All right, your bags are packed.
18:11I haven't done anything.
18:13Go and buy someone else's money.
18:15All right, we're all stocked up here.
18:17Shona wants me to stay.
18:18Well, she won't after this.
18:20It should be you getting thrown out after what you did.
18:22Me?
18:23Are you throwing him out?
18:24She's mad as a box of frogs.
18:26So you don't get what you want and I'm out on the streets?
18:28Is that it?
18:28What is it you want?
18:30Nothing.
18:30He tried it on with me.
18:31No, you never.
18:32Never.
18:33Now, why would I do that?
18:34Well, I'm not being funny, David, but come on, look at her.
18:36Oh, well, yeah, I can imagine that coming from you.
18:38Why? What's that supposed to mean?
18:39Well, it's why you're going out with a jolly green giant, isn't it?
18:44I mean, he's easy on the eye.
18:45There's not much going on behind him.
18:46He's very intelligent, I'll have you know.
18:48Is he?
18:49You're not part of this conversation, thank you.
18:51All right.
18:52Come on, David, just admit what you did.
18:54Yeah, because I cop off with all of Shona crank sisters.
18:58Oi!
18:58I am not a crank.
18:59And yet you did try to cop off with me.
19:01In your dreams, Glenn Close.
19:03Now do one.
19:04Yeah, but you know in Fatal Attraction he is actually having an affair.
19:07Whose side are you on?
19:08I don't know yet.
19:09Tell her that you kissed me.
19:10And tell her that you said I smelt like a sexy sweet shop.
19:15What?
19:15No, only because I thought.
19:17I thought she was Shona.
19:18Oh, yeah, that old chestnut.
19:20Sarah!
19:20I'm sorry.
19:21Yeah, that was his best defence, you know, once I'd turned him down.
19:24I was disgusted the minute I saw it was you.
19:27I ran out the room.
19:28And Shona's going to kill you when she finds out what you've done.
19:31She'll kill you, more like.
19:33No, she won't.
19:34Believe me, she's not going to want you anywhere near her.
19:36I know about the stuff that happened with your mate.
19:41Josh, was it?
19:43You know, your friend.
19:46What's that got to do?
19:48What are you on about?
19:49Well, it just goes to show that things can get twisted.
19:56But I haven't twisted anything.
19:58Yeah, he's not his friend either.
20:00Oh, David, come on.
20:01When are you just going to stop playing a victim?
20:02You can't go on like this all your life.
20:04I...
20:05No, not victim.
20:06I didn't mean...
20:07Oh, OK.
20:07I think it's time for you to go.
20:09Come on.
20:10Out your pot.
20:12And go where?
20:13No-one cares if you live or die!
20:16Now get out of my house!
20:21Fine.
20:35I didn't lie about Josh.
20:38I know he doesn't.
20:41It certainly didn't play the victim either.
20:44I think she was probably just trying to think of the worst thing possible just to, I don't know, just
20:49get back some power.
20:51What if she tells Shona that?
20:54Tells her a load of lies and says, I try to sleep with her.
20:58Well, nobody knows you better than Shona.
21:01She's not going to think that.
21:03Oh, no, Jodie could say anything.
21:05Yeah, but Shona's not going to believe her.
21:07She could be with her now.
21:09Spinning a load of lies.
21:10Well, look, she's unhinged but I don't think she's stupid.
21:12I'm just saying I made it up.
21:16I mean, it's just...
21:17It makes me feel sick, you know, she's evil.
21:20Oh, I hate her!
21:21All right, just look, just calm down.
21:24She is not going to stick around to be hung out to dry by Shona, is she?
21:28Come on.
21:29She's going to be long gone.
21:40Oh, come on, what do you want now?
21:42Please just leave me alone.
22:16I don't even miss it.
22:18I'm sorry.
22:19I love you.
22:20I'm sorry.
22:21I have no strigare.
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