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01:00You've always been very different
01:01And my dad worked
01:02Your dad's an immigrant, you know
01:04And I've always had a thing for the exotic
01:07Mom, damn it
01:08Monologues, that's it, why?
01:12Divorce
01:12You screwed her
01:13No, you didn't
01:14Screw her, but you get a divorce
01:15What a white guy thing to do
01:17I'm doing stand-up comedy
01:22Seriously, I'm not quitting my job to go on tour
01:25I'm excited about it
01:26Hey, excuse me, can I let you have him for a couple hours?
01:30Don't throw a tantrum in front of the kids, you'll be a jerk
01:32You're
01:34Give me a round of applause
01:36I'm doing great
01:36I pay rent on a crappy apartment
01:38And a mortgage on a nice house that I don't live in anymore
01:41Tell me, am I the only one who didn't know this?
01:43Have goals this year
01:48What about you, dad?
01:49Of course you do
01:50You knew I was having a hard time and you left me alone
01:52That I left you alone
01:56You tuned me out
01:57I was unhappy in our marriage
02:01But not with our marriage
02:03I wish I had a joke
02:08What I like about you is that you're innocent
02:14Not naive
02:15Innocent
02:16Well, you're not like a comedian, like a guy
02:19You have a big heart
02:21Oh
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