00:06Bingo, bingo, bongo
00:08Ding
00:11Are you really Matthew McConaughey?
00:13Yes, I am
00:14Would you sleep with my girlfriend?
00:16No, I will not
00:17Can I tell people that you do?
00:19No, you cannot
00:20They ask me why you wanna ride around
00:22Greetings, McConaughey
00:25Is that Woody?
00:26What the hell are you doing here?
00:27I just needed time to decompress
00:29Decompress for what?
00:31How is it that someone who lives with three women
00:33Knows so little about women?
00:35Honestly, you can be very confounding
00:37As a gender
00:41Maybe it's not a total coincident
00:43That you and Matthew are always scrapping like brothers
00:47Mom, are you saying
00:49You and Matthew might be brothers?
00:50Yes
00:51Buckle up, chuckle
00:53I will fed you, man
00:55Am I being trafficked?
00:56If you know
01:00We're going deep today, huh?
01:02This is all very dramatic
01:03Of course I'm dramatic
01:04I'm a f***ing dance piano
01:09Oscar winner
01:10Oscar
01:12What do you call it when you don't?
01:14Nominee
01:15Nominee
01:15Are you sung
01:15That you always want me
01:16Are youining
01:16Are you
01:16Get還
01:16Are you
