00:00Hi. My God. Is there a problem? No problem. It's the beard, isn't it? Oh, right, you've got a beard. I've noticed.
00:08Well, just so you know, I've been to the doctor, and he says this is perfectly normal. Right. Yeah, because my father was very hirsute. Oh, right.
00:16Yeah, and my mother was a chimp. What? A chimpanzee. There's nothing wrong with it. Chimps are people, too.
00:23Well, they're not. They're animals. You're calling my mother an animal? Yes. I'm so tired of these small-minded attitudes.
00:30You know, my father loved my mother very much. A bit too much by the sounds of it.
00:34Chimps are highly intelligent, and I'm proud my father chose brains over beauty.
00:39What about that? It's the fact that your father married a monkey. Oh, come on. I never married. Family never approve.
00:45Not surprised. Yeah. Grandma Chimp was a terrible bigot. Couldn't stand Catholics.
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