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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas FULL EPISODE dailymotion
Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas FULL EPISODE dailymotion
Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas FULL EPISODE dailymotion
Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas FULL EPISODE dailymotion
Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas FULL EPISODE dailymotion
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00:00:00So I'm fighting the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:12Uh, uh...
00:00:15Yeah, him.
00:00:22Hi!
00:00:23Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58Do you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't need to stop.
00:01:07Ain't it right.
00:01:08It's just my heart.
00:01:10It's just my heart.
00:01:12I don't need to stop.
00:01:16It's just my heart.
00:01:21I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:45Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:56I don't care how.
00:01:57Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:04Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:44I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:04I can't wait to meet my new daddy.
00:03:06I can't wait to meet my new daddy.
00:03:07I can't wait to meet my new daddy.
00:03:11I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:15Now, Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:20Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:24But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:29Uh, I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Danny!
00:03:49Yo!
00:03:50What?
00:03:57Danny!
00:03:58Yo!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:02No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:03Just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry!
00:04:07Your Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:17I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:21Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:28She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:32Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:34You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:39See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:43What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:57I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:04:58So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:13That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:30so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:44Deal.
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:05:48Okay.
00:05:57Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:05This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:07Pictures.
00:06:15Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:19Touching.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:41Well, I think we got it.
00:06:43Oh, I need some photos of us together, too,
00:06:46to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:49and have a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:51Of course.
00:07:02Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:04From my family to you.
00:07:05Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:17to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:21Then who is...
00:07:22Who is she?
00:07:27Whatever.
00:07:28It doesn't matter.
00:07:30I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:35I already found someone.
00:07:41Okay.
00:07:41Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:51in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:53I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It'll make it more believable.
00:07:59Fine.
00:08:01Yeah, fine.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:10Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:15Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:20Oh!
00:08:21What the actual fuck?
00:08:24Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:30of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:33Get me a DNA test for that little girl
00:08:35that he's with.
00:08:39She does kind of look like him.
00:08:44So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:46we will say they're from you.
00:08:49Here, let me get this.
00:08:50I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:54Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:00we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:09:05In front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Should we use our tongues or...?
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:11And absolutely no...
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:15Strictly business.
00:09:16Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:22Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:25I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:27getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:31Let's go.
00:09:38Here.
00:09:39What are you doing?
00:09:40I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:42Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:45and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:47and I don't want your money.
00:09:50Attention shoppers,
00:09:51all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:55Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5712 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:09:59They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go.
00:10:01Go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:06You ready?
00:10:06Yes, yeah.
00:10:07Just these things.
00:10:08Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday special today.
00:10:11Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:10:14and you are just short $15
00:10:15if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:18What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Well, you get a move on.
00:10:23I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:29Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:34I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:54Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:55Not the pies.
00:10:56You can just set those on top.
00:11:02Hi, guys.
00:11:03And I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:10Of course.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:13I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:17Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:19Just to give it away.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29Do you do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:33We should go.
00:11:38We got to pick up paper.
00:11:42Sit.
00:11:42Watch out.
00:11:43You done feeling me up?
00:11:53Shut up.
00:11:54Oh, sorry.
00:11:54I was just in character, wifey.
00:11:56Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:10And don't be late.
00:12:16Harrison Group, you did you do construction for them or something?
00:12:32Sort of.
00:12:34Not that I'm judging.
00:12:35I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:39Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:43I think that's respectable.
00:12:46Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No.
00:12:49Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:50And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:51My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:53So, it's perfect.
00:12:54Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner.
00:13:02Don't worry.
00:13:03Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:05I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:09Let's go, Sam.
00:13:31It's time to check out the new HQ side.
00:13:33Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:37It's my daughter's.
00:13:40Daughter's?
00:13:42Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:00Hey, there they are!
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:02Nice to meet you!
00:14:04Aw, dad.
00:14:06Aren't you native?
00:14:06Oh, I missed you.
00:14:09So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:13He's coming.
00:14:14Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:16Good, good, good.
00:14:18So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:22When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:29Not surprising.
00:14:30I mean, she's 30.
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:35No, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:39This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:45Auntie Pamela?
00:14:45Yeah.
00:14:46Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:50We're only worried about you.
00:14:52All these years without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:56You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:01She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:05I'm not alone.
00:15:06Mm-hmm.
00:15:06And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager of what?
00:15:17Trash.
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:23You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually, he's right here.
00:15:31Oh, wow.
00:15:32Wow, he is really good looking.
00:15:37Ah, must be AI.
00:15:40Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:44That's enough.
00:15:45She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:49Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:56Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:00Makes 500 grand.
00:16:02A year.
00:16:03That's half a million.
00:16:05Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:10And speak of the devil.
00:16:15Willie, you made it.
00:16:27There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:31Livin' the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:47It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:49Well, you must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:56Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:59Ah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:01Yeah.
00:17:01Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:06That's right.
00:17:06Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:10Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:16When I sit on my lap.
00:17:18Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:22Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:32Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:39Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:51My mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has a husband.
00:17:54He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:01Well, then, where is he?
00:18:03Because I don't see him.
00:18:05Does anyone see him?
00:18:08Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:14That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:17And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:23Mommy.
00:18:24Hi.
00:18:24Are you okay?
00:18:25I see your hands.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:27I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:30Come on, honey.
00:18:31Let's go.
00:18:33What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:40Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:46Let me go.
00:18:46Let me go.
00:18:46Let me go.
00:18:47Let me go.
00:18:57Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:04Max, you came.
00:19:10Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:14Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter?
00:19:17Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:19Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:22Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't the Waste Marriager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:27That's right.
00:19:27Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:33Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:37I'm Max.
00:19:38Eva told us all about you.
00:19:39From New York.
00:19:40Polite.
00:19:41Handsome.
00:19:42Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:48He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:52Son of a bitch.
00:19:54You just ruined my suit.
00:19:55And watch the way that you drive that pristine automobile.
00:19:59That car?
00:20:01Oh, my God.
00:20:02That's worth more than a house.
00:20:05That car?
00:20:06It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:12Are you?
00:20:17Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:20And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it.
00:20:28That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:30Jesus.
00:20:31How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough.
00:20:35Please.
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:43Max, be honest with me.
00:20:45Where did that car come from?
00:20:46How much do you want for it?
00:20:49I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:53So, you need a breath, man.
00:20:58All right, that's it.
00:20:59I'm calling the cops.
00:21:00Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:02Wait.
00:21:03What?
00:21:04Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:06Oh, well.
00:21:08Too late.
00:21:15Listen, hon.
00:21:16I believe you.
00:21:18But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:24It's my car.
00:21:25Okay?
00:21:25It's not stolen.
00:21:26Yeah?
00:21:27If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:30Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:34Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:36But then you have to get lost.
00:21:38And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:41Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:46Loser!
00:21:46Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus.
00:21:52Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here.
00:21:59Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:04Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just play alone.
00:22:20Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:22Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:23before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:26Yes, sir.
00:22:27I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:30Please, sir, my serious apologies.
00:22:31Please.
00:22:41Oh, that William.
00:22:44What a jerk, huh?
00:22:46He fooled me.
00:22:47What can I say?
00:22:48Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:52Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:55We were just looking out for you.
00:22:57Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:00You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:02Soon.
00:23:03Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:06A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:11We are family, aren't we?
00:23:13Family takes care of each other.
00:23:15If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group,
00:23:18you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:20Abigail, come on.
00:23:22Talk to her for us.
00:23:24Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:28I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:30My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:33Your best life, my new son-in-law.
00:23:36Come on, guys.
00:23:37Let's go in.
00:23:38Welcome to the family.
00:23:42Welcome.
00:23:43Come on in.
00:23:44Come on in.
00:23:45This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:50You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:54My fault.
00:23:55You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:58Oh!
00:24:08Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:10And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you...
00:24:13I told you.
00:24:14I work for Harrison.
00:24:14I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:15I have a friend in high places.
00:24:18A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:23Yes.
00:24:23It's the season of giving.
00:24:25He knows people.
00:24:26He knows people.
00:24:26He has connections.
00:24:28He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:30You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:32Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:34Capisce?
00:24:34Oh, my God.
00:24:35God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:36God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:38Dad!
00:24:39Mom!
00:24:39Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:43Oh, honey.
00:24:44Oh, honey.
00:24:45We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:51I think they get it, hon.
00:24:52I think they get it, hon.
00:24:53Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:54Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:56Oh, she's fine.
00:24:57Why don't you guys just get settled in and, uh, we will go check on her.
00:25:00And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:05Great.
00:25:06All right.
00:25:06See you in a bit.
00:25:07Joey?
00:25:08What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:13Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:19Relax.
00:25:19It was just a hug.
00:25:22Ugh.
00:25:24We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:27You'll be okay.
00:25:28It's just one week.
00:25:29Kill me now.
00:25:30Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:37What are you doing?
00:25:39It was weird.
00:25:41They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:43I don't know.
00:25:44Something just falls off.
00:25:45Come on.
00:25:46That's ridiculous.
00:25:48I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:49Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:52That's...
00:25:53Later.
00:25:57Let's go.
00:26:01Here we go.
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:06Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:09To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:11Aw.
00:26:13Welcome.
00:26:14Cheers.
00:26:15Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:16Looks great.
00:26:17Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:24But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:28Ooh.
00:26:29Oh, no.
00:26:29Mom's testing him.
00:26:30She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:32You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:36Ow.
00:26:40Eva, sweetie.
00:26:42Kicking my foot.
00:26:43Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:45Oh, jeez.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:47It's okay.
00:26:49Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:50I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:5212 pumpkin pies.
00:27:06Did I hear this right?
00:27:07They're the best kind.
00:27:10Well, of course.
00:27:11It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:13See?
00:27:14Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:18Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:27But our marriage is real.
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:33Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:37Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:43Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:47I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:49Well, um, it's...
00:27:52Silly face.
00:27:53Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:56Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:58Silly face.
00:28:01I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:03Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:05Those are so nice.
00:28:09You can afford this on a waste manager's salary.
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:15And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:17I'll drink to that.
00:28:19I agree with you there.
00:28:21So come on, guys.
00:28:22Let's eat.
00:28:23Come on.
00:28:23And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:38I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:41Nice and festive for you.
00:28:44No complications.
00:28:45Sorry, honey.
00:28:47Mom, you know what?
00:28:48I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:50Oh, honey, newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:54Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:56The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:58Something about water conservation.
00:29:00That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0215 minutes?
00:29:05Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:06Just shower together.
00:29:08Shower together?
00:29:12Just shower together.
00:29:14Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:29:16Okay.
00:29:20You heard her.
00:29:41Whoa!
00:29:42Whoa!
00:29:43Why are you stripping?
00:29:46Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:48Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:49You have 15 minutes.
00:29:51Nice try.
00:29:51I am not showering with you.
00:29:53All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:55More room for me in there.
00:29:56Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:14Come on, Max.
00:30:16Get out of the way.
00:30:18We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:19You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:22Relax.
00:30:23I won't touch you.
00:30:25Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:28But that'll cost extra.
00:30:30Yeah.
00:30:32Hmm.
00:30:39And your dreams.
00:30:42Free to join me.
00:30:42You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:05You wish.
00:31:07Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:09Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:11It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:14Oh, yeah?
00:31:15True.
00:31:15Holy shit.
00:31:29I mean, this is, I mean, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:35I'll say.
00:31:37What happened to all that cool guy confidence.
00:31:41Still think you can lose this?
00:31:44Baby.
00:31:45I don't think I want you.
00:31:52Max, I shouldn't.
00:31:53Or maybe we should.
00:31:58God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:01Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:09Mom, we're so sexy.
00:32:20Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:21What?
00:32:23I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:25It's not you, Max.
00:32:26It's us.
00:32:27It's this.
00:32:27This is all an act.
00:32:28Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:31You're right.
00:32:34I'm sorry.
00:32:35I just don't mean to be sorry.
00:32:36Just...
00:32:45That birthmark.
00:32:51What is that?
00:32:54It's him.
00:32:55The man from New Year's.
00:32:56Is he...
00:32:57Piper's father?
00:33:01Why are you acting?
00:33:04Oh, my God.
00:33:06Max is Piper's father.
00:33:08Are you okay?
00:33:09I just...
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:11I just, um...
00:33:12I just got lightheaded.
00:33:14I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:16Alone.
00:33:18Of course.
00:33:22We have a daughter together.
00:33:24Oh, my God.
00:33:25What do I do?
00:33:26I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:34You can take the bed.
00:33:36Thanks.
00:33:39Hey.
00:33:40Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:42Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:44I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:46So if there's something you need,
00:33:48I can help.
00:33:49I want to help.
00:33:51He's Piper's father.
00:33:53He has a right to know.
00:33:54Um, Max,
00:33:57how would you feel
00:33:59if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:04A child?
00:34:06No, no, no.
00:34:07That's impossible.
00:34:08I'm very careful.
00:34:11Mostly.
00:34:14I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:34:15to sleep around.
00:34:16Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:19and I don't want any loose ends,
00:34:21you know?
00:34:22Right.
00:34:24He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:26I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:29Why do you ask?
00:34:31No reason.
00:34:32Just, just curious.
00:34:34No, I feel like you're
00:34:36going somewhere with this.
00:34:37What?
00:34:39No.
00:34:40Well, then,
00:34:41can I ask you a question?
00:34:44Shoot.
00:34:44Shoot.
00:34:44Where did you get these?
00:34:51And how did you know
00:34:52my exact size?
00:34:53I did not get those.
00:34:55I don't know where those came from.
00:34:57Are you sure you're just not trying
00:34:59to break the contract?
00:35:00give me that pass.
00:35:03Come here.
00:35:05Give me that pass.
00:35:05Woo!
00:35:17Eva,
00:35:18the truth is
00:35:19is that I...
00:35:21Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:25Just a second.
00:35:26Come in.
00:35:28Hey, hon.
00:35:29Oh!
00:35:31Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:32but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:35before I tuck her in.
00:35:36Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:38We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:39I can see that.
00:35:42Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:44I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:46Well, that a boy.
00:35:48You know what?
00:35:48Just put his shirt on.
00:35:50I'm going to go get her.
00:35:51Piper!
00:35:52Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:56He sprang to his sleigh,
00:35:57to his team gave a whistle,
00:35:59and away they all flew,
00:36:01like the down of a thistle.
00:36:03But I heard him exclaim
00:36:04as he drove out of sight,
00:36:07Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:08and to all,
00:36:11a good night.
00:36:14If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:16she'd be over the moon.
00:36:18Good night, Piper.
00:36:23Is her dad still around?
00:36:25Yeah, but he doesn't know it
00:36:27because you are her dad.
00:36:29Uh, no.
00:36:31That man has no idea
00:36:33what a treasure
00:36:34he's missing out on.
00:36:38Do you really think so?
00:36:41From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:44Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:45He deserves to know.
00:36:53Max.
00:36:53You are Piper's father.
00:37:05I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:07Where's Piper?
00:37:18Where's Piper?
00:37:32she must have snuck off
00:37:35while we were asleep
00:37:51God, he's such a good kisser
00:37:53just gonna kiss and run
00:38:03not on my watch
00:38:05yeah, this
00:38:11I remember this
00:38:13good morning you two lovebugs
00:38:25how was your stay at Chateau
00:38:27Smith
00:38:27good morning Ms. Smith, it was great
00:38:31wonderful
00:38:32well it's about to get even better
00:38:34oh no
00:38:37what is that
00:38:38sardines and saltines
00:38:40it's a Smith family classic
00:38:42it was my gram gram's favorite
00:38:44during wartime
00:38:45don't be shy
00:38:45go ahead, grab a handful
00:38:47Max, you don't have to
00:38:50no, no, it's okay
00:38:51it's a Smith family staple
00:38:54uh
00:38:55uh
00:39:00uh
00:39:02uh
00:39:12good?
00:39:13good?
00:39:13good?
00:39:14good?
00:39:15scrunchy
00:39:17well you two better get dressed
00:39:20you gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:39:21could I um, could I have some water please?
00:39:26that means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda in her brood this year
00:39:29what's the deal with them?
00:39:31every year Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:33says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm
00:39:35hey don't worry I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:40better have Sam on standby tonight just in case
00:39:45well looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:39:50looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:39:57wait that earring
00:40:03wait that earring
00:40:05you like it?
00:40:07you like it?
00:40:08I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:40:11did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:14I don't really remember the details but
00:40:16luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:40:20right
00:40:21yeah it's just a common earring
00:40:23anyone could have it
00:40:24maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:26she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:30so Ava and Piper still aren't here
00:40:34but Derek said that Ava got married
00:40:37what kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:41an aging single mom
00:40:43slim pickings
00:40:45I heard he's in waste management
00:40:47that explains it
00:40:49she's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:40:51oh please Miranda
00:40:53look Ava is your niece
00:40:55oh come on grandpa
00:40:57everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one night stand
00:41:00her track record speaks for itself
00:41:02exactly
00:41:03not like my Sierra
00:41:05married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:41:10oh
00:41:11they're here
00:41:12Merry Christmas everybody
00:41:14Merry Christmas everybody
00:41:20Merry Christmas everybody
00:41:21Merry Christmas
00:41:22you must be Grandpa Harold
00:41:24I am
00:41:25I'm Ava's husband
00:41:26Max
00:41:27pleasure to meet you
00:41:28welcome
00:41:29you're Ava's husband
00:41:31but
00:41:32you're gorgeous
00:41:35but
00:41:36how does handsome as you?
00:41:37look at you two
00:41:38you look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:40Merry Christmas Grandpa
00:41:42Merry Christmas
00:41:43this is from Max and I
00:41:45oh my goodness
00:41:46thank you Ava
00:41:47let me grab that for you daddy
00:41:49oops
00:41:50oh my bad
00:41:52ooh
00:41:53a homemade gift
00:41:54how thrifty
00:41:56not all gifts are about the price tag
00:41:58mommy's right
00:41:59you mean a little hack
00:42:01you little
00:42:03you will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:06or you will lose yours
00:42:08oh
00:42:09I think you broke my wrist
00:42:11look what you just did to my mother
00:42:13my husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:16he could ruin your life
00:42:31are you okay?
00:42:32I'm fine
00:42:33I'm just wet huh
00:42:34yeah
00:42:35it's okay
00:42:36it's okay
00:42:37what are you?
00:42:39don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:43did you just slap me?
00:42:46next time it'll be a closed fist
00:42:47you're a fucking psycho
00:42:49you know what Sierra?
00:42:50I can take your little insults
00:42:51but leave my family out of this
00:42:56her family
00:42:57she means me
00:43:03you okay honey?
00:43:04do I look okay to you?
00:43:05dumbass
00:43:06do something
00:43:08you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:09I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:43:12oh wow
00:43:13I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:15that you're using his company's name
00:43:17to bully people
00:43:18like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:43:21let's call him
00:43:22I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:25please
00:43:26who do you think you are?
00:43:28enough
00:43:31there will be no arguing during Christmas
00:43:34fine dad
00:43:35let it go Nathan
00:43:37they're just jealous
00:43:39for grandpa's sake
00:43:41I'll let you off easy
00:43:42I think you owe Nathan
00:43:45a thank you
00:43:46I think you owe me a thank you
00:43:48for slapping some sense into you
00:43:49do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:51alright that's enough
00:43:52everyone come inside
00:43:54and sit down
00:43:55and sit down
00:44:16is this a joke?
00:44:18can you please pass me some food?
00:44:20hold it
00:44:21who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:23my husband and I
00:44:24paid for this feast
00:44:29my husband and I
00:44:30paid for this feast
00:44:32king crab
00:44:33fresh crab
00:44:34fresh from Alaska
00:44:35and grass-fed wagyu
00:44:37three times the price
00:44:39fifty times the flavor
00:44:41and you don't get a single bite
00:44:43it's just petty
00:44:45maybe so
00:44:46but gourmet food
00:44:47isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:44:50fine
00:44:52then we won't stay and eat with you
00:44:54come on let's go
00:44:55no no
00:44:56don't you dare
00:44:57leave our family dinner
00:44:59grandpa I'm sorry
00:45:00but they're treating us like
00:45:02I know dear
00:45:03I just want to have our family together
00:45:05fine
00:45:06we'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:09better a stray than a bitch
00:45:11what was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together
00:45:19fine
00:45:20we'll stay
00:45:22can I have a little napple?
00:45:23it's okay sweetie
00:45:24we'll get something
00:45:25right after
00:45:26like drive-thru?
00:45:28I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:30that will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:36no strays
00:45:37ow
00:45:38sweetie sweetie are you okay?
00:45:39yes
00:45:41you hit my child
00:45:42you're fucking crazy
00:45:43you're fucking crazy
00:45:44well if you'd teach her some manners
00:45:46maybe I wouldn't have to
00:45:51don't worry baby
00:45:52I'll handle it
00:45:56don't worry baby
00:45:57I'll handle it
00:46:01Piper
00:46:02sweetie
00:46:03are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:06okay sweetheart
00:46:10give me two minutes
00:46:11and one phone call
00:46:12as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:15actually I do
00:46:17he's such a liar
00:46:19this ought to be hilarious
00:46:21oh
00:46:22it will be
00:46:24Sam
00:46:26yeah send the troops
00:46:27and bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:29I'm already on my way
00:46:35bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:36king crab from Antarctica
00:46:37I'm already on my way
00:46:41you hear this guy?
00:46:42he wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:45from Antarctica
00:46:47now I get why you married him Eva
00:46:49his silly delusions are just adorable
00:46:52Max
00:46:53what are you doing?
00:46:54don't worry about it sweetheart
00:46:55Santa's already on his way
00:46:57actually
00:46:59five
00:47:00four
00:47:01three
00:47:02two
00:47:03one
00:47:04two
00:47:05one
00:47:07a helicopter?
00:47:09there's no way
00:47:15there's no way
00:47:22how did you pull this off?
00:47:23Sam is like family
00:47:24I thought I'd introduce you to
00:47:25thanks boss
00:47:27boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:31maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:47:34Eva I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:36the truth
00:47:37I'm
00:47:38Maximus Harrison
00:47:40you're
00:47:42the CEO
00:47:43of Harrison Group?
00:47:44mhm
00:47:47come on
00:47:49you can stop kidding around
00:47:52if you were the CEO why would you be here pretending to be my husband
00:47:55no I actually am the CEO
00:47:57come on
00:47:58you can stop the charade
00:47:59okay this is just another favor from that big big friend isn't it?
00:48:02Eva?
00:48:03I'm not pretending
00:48:06Mr. Harrison the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:19how is this possible?
00:48:21this loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:28who are you?
00:48:29I told you
00:48:30I'm Eva's husband
00:48:32that chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:48:34wait
00:48:35no
00:48:36hold on
00:48:38you're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:42you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:45some of the small ones
00:48:47I mean you know that
00:48:49you work for me
00:48:51oh god
00:48:52I insulted my own boss
00:48:54I'm finished
00:48:59didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:49:02pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:49:04worth every penny I'm paying him
00:49:06for tonight
00:49:08your fee stands
00:49:09and with that your career
00:49:11you're fired
00:49:12fired?
00:49:13Sam?
00:49:14you're fired?
00:49:15you're fired?
00:49:16you're fired?
00:49:17you're fired?
00:49:18Sam?
00:49:22you're fired?
00:49:23oh god
00:49:24I can't be fired
00:49:26what?
00:49:28Mr. Harrison please
00:49:29you can have as much crab as you want
00:49:31please
00:49:32please
00:49:33Mr. Harrison
00:49:34I'll do anything
00:49:35guys
00:49:36take out the trash
00:49:42and you
00:49:43oh me?
00:49:45Mr. Harrison
00:49:46come on
00:49:47that was a Christmas joke
00:49:48a family tradition
00:49:50yeah well
00:49:51there's a new family tradition
00:49:53Sam?
00:49:58will you do me the honors?
00:49:59glassy
00:50:05Merry Christmas Aunt May
00:50:06Father do something
00:50:11well you kind of deserve that
00:50:13I'm leaving
00:50:15mmm
00:50:16pumpkin
00:50:17my favorite
00:50:25come on sweetie
00:50:26daddy had the scrapped linen just for you
00:50:29eat as much as you want
00:50:30thanks daddy
00:50:34I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:50:36I just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:38honestly
00:50:40this is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:50:42well if you want we can have many more
00:50:44just like this
00:50:46does he really mean that?
00:50:47or is he just playing the part?
00:50:49I can't tell
00:50:50and that terrifies me
00:50:52and that terrifies me
00:50:58Merry Christmas Mrs. Harrison
00:50:59I brought you a gift
00:51:00here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:51:03oh
00:51:09oh this is wonderful
00:51:11Sam I have a granddaughter
00:51:14tell me everything
00:51:15Miss Eva Smith
00:51:17single mother
00:51:18small town gal
00:51:19didn't finish high school
00:51:20currently works in retail
00:51:22oh Maximus I thought I raised you better
00:51:25a high school dropout?
00:51:28in the Harrison family?
00:51:30not a chance
00:51:31what a chance
00:51:35she is clearly
00:51:36unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:38Maximus seems to like her
00:51:39silence
00:51:40get me the address where she works
00:51:42it's Happy Heels on Broadway
00:51:44that's nice
00:51:46we own that one
00:51:47good work
00:51:49but take off that stupid hat
00:51:50good hat
00:52:01thanks
00:52:02so your dad insisted
00:52:03that I try this wine
00:52:04that he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:08sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law
00:52:10and how about you?
00:52:15me?
00:52:16yeah
00:52:18are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:20Eva
00:52:23Eva
00:52:35that birthmark
00:52:36family to me is a big commitment
00:52:38and I don't want any loose ends
00:52:41you know?
00:52:42Maximus there's so much we don't know
00:52:44so much we're not telling each other
00:52:46uh
00:52:47no feelings
00:52:49no complications
00:52:50that's what we agreed upon
00:52:51yeah I didn't sign a contract
00:52:54Max
00:52:55yeah I guess you're right
00:52:58well it's cold
00:53:00maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:03Max
00:53:06I need to tell you something
00:53:09something important
00:53:10what's gotten into her?
00:53:11what's gotten into her?
00:53:13is she hiding something?
00:53:14is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:18I haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:22Piper is
00:53:27Piper is
00:53:28mommy
00:53:29mommy, daddy, my hand hurts
00:53:30oh
00:53:31sweetie
00:53:32oh my gosh
00:53:33someone's swollen
00:53:34must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:36listen you stay here with daddy
00:53:37mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit okay?
00:53:42come on Piper
00:53:43okay
00:53:46okay let me see
00:53:50I promise
00:53:51I won't let anyone
00:53:52hurt you or mommy again
00:53:54but that's not true
00:53:55you're leaving after Christmas
00:53:57aren't you?
00:53:59uh
00:54:00daddy
00:54:01no
00:54:02wha
00:54:08don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:11well maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:18well maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:19really?
00:54:20please stay daddy
00:54:25you think you will scar?
00:54:28hmm
00:54:31I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:32scars make you look like a badass
00:54:34I have one too
00:54:36dad
00:54:38I got that when I was about your age
00:54:40some punk came at me with a
00:54:42switchblade
00:54:43really?
00:54:44no way
00:54:45no
00:54:46it was actually a cactus
00:54:47but it's still cool
00:54:51I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:54:56Piper
00:54:57how long have you had that?
00:54:58my mom said I had that when I was born
00:55:01and how old are you?
00:55:07six
00:55:08six?
00:55:09that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:12okay I found the first aid kit
00:55:14Ivor are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:19what do I even say?
00:55:20and how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:22sorry honey this man's your dad and he didn't know you existed till now
00:55:26um
00:55:29yeah
00:55:32can I see your hand sweetie?
00:55:34Eva
00:55:39okay look
00:55:42Piper is
00:55:43go on
00:55:49go on
00:55:55ah must be an emergency
00:55:58excuse me
00:55:59sorry
00:56:00take this
00:56:07mommy are you okay?
00:56:08yeah
00:56:11mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:14I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:19why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:22I'm telling you Max
00:56:23that woman is manipulating you
00:56:25she's a high school dropout
00:56:27doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:29and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:32I'm Eva's husband
00:56:33Max
00:56:34that man has no idea
00:56:36what a treasure
00:56:38he's missing out on
00:56:42I'm sorry Max
00:56:43you can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:45your mother would take her away
00:56:47after Christmas
00:56:48it's over
00:56:51Eva?
00:56:53Maximus?
00:56:54are you even listening to me?
00:56:56no mom mom
00:56:57listen I'm sorry
00:56:58okay?
00:56:59Eva's my wife
00:57:00and I've made up my mind
00:57:01I'm not leaving her
00:57:04Eva?
00:57:10thank you
00:57:11thank you
00:57:14thank you
00:57:15oh thank you
00:57:16this is for you grandma
00:57:22oh wow
00:57:24that's so cool
00:57:25did you make it?
00:57:26uh Derek this is from
00:57:29Eva and I
00:57:30oh thank you so much
00:57:31thanks
00:57:33glad you're here
00:57:36oh
00:57:37wow
00:57:38damn these are nice
00:57:39thanks
00:57:40grandpa
00:57:41language
00:57:42little ears
00:57:47Piper
00:57:48do you want to go see your present?
00:57:49it's in the other room by the train set
00:57:51here I'll go with you
00:57:52remember the song that we sang
00:57:54ready? ready?
00:57:55grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:57:57we'll be back guys
00:57:58Billy
00:57:59walking home from our house
00:58:00Christmas Eve
00:58:05you never told me
00:58:08have we met before?
00:58:14have we met before?
00:58:16she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:19Piper
00:58:22I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:24Eva
00:58:25I have the same birthmark
00:58:27as Piper
00:58:36I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:37lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:38they're very common
00:58:39I feel so awful
00:58:40but I can't lose my child
00:58:43no matter how I feel about him
00:58:44maybe
00:58:47maybe
00:58:50are you okay?
00:58:53are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:56no
00:58:57I'm fine
00:58:59um
00:59:01oh
00:59:02I almost forgot
00:59:05I got you this
00:59:06you got me a gift too?
00:59:08tis the season
00:59:10open it
00:59:14next week
00:59:15we need to get a bow
00:59:17over to the next week
00:59:18we have a couple of men
00:59:20to take our clothes
00:59:21and the snow
00:59:23and the winter
00:59:25we are gonna have to get a bed
00:59:26we are gonna get a bed
00:59:28too
00:59:34gloves?
00:59:36did you make these?
00:59:38yeah
00:59:40I know this is a fake marriage
00:59:41but that's Christmas
00:59:43done so much for me i just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:48how did i feel warm right yeah warm soft
00:59:58perfect
01:00:02thank you eva i've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:06really yeah my mom she partied all the time and i got gifts plenty of them but
01:00:17i don't think she ever bought one herself nothing personal well you deserve it you're a good guy
01:00:27and someday you'll find someone special to spend all your christmases with what if that day's today
01:00:36what if i already found someone special
01:00:43right here
01:01:06max we can't if you want me to stop you better tell me right now
01:01:14come on i don't want you to stop
01:01:22no matter how many years pass i still can't resist
01:01:31i don't want you
01:01:43I want you.
01:01:45I want you.
01:01:47I want you.
01:01:49I want you.
01:01:51I want you.
01:01:53Oh, God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:01:57Yeah.
01:01:59I want you to drive me.
01:02:01Piper!
01:02:09Piper?
01:02:11She can't see us.
01:02:31Eva?
01:02:35Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:41That was way too close.
01:02:51Yeah.
01:02:53We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:55Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:59Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:03And you still haven't given me mine.
01:03:13Let me give it to you.
01:03:15I love you.
01:03:17We're getting ready.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:21I love you.
01:03:23Yeah.
01:03:25Yeah.
01:03:27Why are you calling me this morning?
01:03:55Hello?
01:03:58Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:00I'm Max's mother.
01:04:02Name your price.
01:04:03What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:06What?
01:04:07We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:10Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:15My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:18Piper is my daughter.
01:04:20And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:23So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:30Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:36You okay?
01:04:37Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:43So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:47What are you talking about?
01:04:50It's over.
01:04:51It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:53Yeah.
01:04:54Eva, wait!
01:05:01So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:08Well, Max, it's not real.
01:05:10None of it was real.
01:05:12So, this is just a goodbye.
01:05:16Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:19Look.
01:05:21Last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:25But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:28And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:31Just tell me what you need.
01:05:33I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:38Just say the word.
01:05:44You don't get it.
01:05:47You don't get it.
01:05:48I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:02I won't give up on us.
01:06:19Are we here?
01:06:21Yes.
01:06:22As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:24we're back.
01:06:28Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:30We're home.
01:06:35How can she just walk away?
01:06:44Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:46It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:49Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:52You promised.
01:06:53Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:56Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:59All right, fine.
01:07:01When?
01:07:03Two days.
01:07:04I'll come pick you up.
01:07:06No need.
01:07:07Just send me the address on me either.
01:07:09I know you and Mommy thought,
01:07:10but she still really likes you.
01:07:11So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:13Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:14If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:15I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:16You're fine with me.
01:07:17Yeah.
01:07:18I'm fine with you, but...
01:07:19But she still really likes you.
01:07:20So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:22Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:25I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:48Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:50Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss?
01:07:54Boss?
01:07:55Boss?
01:07:58Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back with my family.
01:08:04Family?
01:08:05Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never bet her.
01:08:09Go get her, Max.
01:08:13Give it to him your best smile.
01:08:16Ah, there he is.
01:08:19Maximus, darling.
01:08:20I have some prospects for you.
01:08:22Nice, high-society girls
01:08:24from the city oh i told you i already found the woman i love
01:08:33maximus stop this that evil woman is scamming you son tell me what kind of woman you want
01:08:48and i'll find you another you are heir to the harrison dynasty no i'm not
01:08:54oh i work in waste management and i'm a secret crime boss i'm eva's husband and i'm a father
01:09:03what
01:09:05oh that's her the woman who got my son head over heels
01:09:24hi welcome in can i help you find something i want to try those
01:09:31awesome i'll get them for you right away
01:09:35are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:09:40no no no i know what i want size seven
01:09:46oh baby can't even walk but she wants three thousand dollar heels
01:09:51come on she wants the white shoes
01:09:54ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays um here let me help you
01:10:03come on
01:10:04come on she seems kind
01:10:10i shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:10:19how do they feel well i love the style but it's too small i think i need a size up
01:10:27maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:30right away i'll be right back
01:10:34she's not only kind she's patient was i wrong about her
01:10:40are you gluing the heel back on
01:10:56well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:11:01that's just pure evil
01:11:06oh come on saint eva
01:11:10she's in a wheelchair who cares it's the last pair
01:11:14i get paid commission
01:11:17i am not doing that vanessa
01:11:24see
01:11:25this is your whole problem
01:11:29this is why you'll always be broke
01:11:32i don't care if she can walk or not
01:11:36i'm not selling her junk
01:11:38she has to deal with people like this
01:11:41people who insult her all day
01:11:44i'm your manager
01:11:46sell the old bitty the shoes
01:11:52or you're fired
01:11:54did i stutter
01:12:01you don't have to fire me
01:12:06i quit
01:12:09i don't work here anymore
01:12:16listen
01:12:18don't buy the shoes
01:12:19they're broken
01:12:21spend your heart and money elsewhere okay
01:12:23you're a good person after all
01:12:25looks like i misjudged you
01:12:28i'm sorry
01:12:30why are you still here eva
01:12:34get out
01:12:35you're not disabled
01:12:42selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:12:46absolutely shameful
01:12:49who are you
01:12:50i am the chairwoman
01:12:52of the harrison group
01:12:54and the owner of the store
01:12:56you're eleanor harrison
01:12:59mother of the ceo
01:13:01i am
01:13:02and you my dear
01:13:04are fired
01:13:05what did i do
01:13:07you are a good person
01:13:12from now on
01:13:14this store is yours to run
01:13:16are you serious
01:13:20that's right
01:13:23don't be nervous child
01:13:26you are professional
01:13:28responsible
01:13:28far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:32you
01:13:36out
01:13:37i'll leave
01:13:38i'm leaving
01:13:42i
01:13:45i i feel like i'm dreaming
01:13:48no
01:13:49don't worry
01:13:50you're getting a promotion
01:13:52you deserve it my dear
01:13:54thank you
01:13:57first assignment
01:13:58i want that row
01:14:01and that row
01:14:02and the entire display case
01:14:05pack it all up
01:14:07and bring it to my house
01:14:08okay
01:14:09yeah
01:14:10once we're home
01:14:13i'll tell her i'm her mother-in-law
01:14:15i can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:14:18she's the mother of the ceo
01:14:26of course she lives like this
01:14:29mrs harrison
01:14:39i'm here with your delivery
01:14:41max
01:14:45eva
01:14:46what are you doing here
01:14:48i uh
01:14:50there you are eva
01:14:53wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:56my new daughter-in-law
01:14:59what are you
01:15:00that means you really are the ceo of harrison group
01:15:06well i tried to tell you but
01:15:10stop
01:15:11and you
01:15:13you lied to me at the store
01:15:15you were both just testing me
01:15:18is this some sick game rich people play
01:15:20i'm sorry eva
01:15:22i thought you might be using my son
01:15:24just after his money
01:15:25but i was wrong
01:15:27eva please
01:15:28i don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:30not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:32how could you think that of me
01:15:35it's not like that dear
01:15:37eva what are you talking about
01:15:39mom
01:15:40what did you do
01:15:42i was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:45we're not together
01:15:46and i can't love something that was never real
01:15:49i made a horrible mistake
01:15:55what are you waiting for son
01:15:58go after her
01:15:59eva
01:16:04let me go
01:16:05i swear it's not what you think
01:16:06but we come from two completely different worlds
01:16:09stop pretending like you care
01:16:10i'm not pretending
01:16:11okay i can't fake what we have
01:16:13and everything i've done for you
01:16:15and piper
01:16:16this is real
01:16:17touch my wife again
01:16:22and i will snap every finger that you've got
01:16:25max you came
01:16:26god you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:16:30i'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:33a good father
01:16:35just say the word
01:16:36see
01:16:40stop fighting
01:16:43we belong together
01:16:46you're wrong
01:16:48wrong about what
01:16:50that you care
01:16:52or we belong together
01:16:54look i already told you
01:16:56we're from two completely different worlds
01:16:58now i held up my end of the deal
01:17:00and i met your mother
01:17:01like we discussed
01:17:02i want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:17:05eva
01:17:08eva
01:17:12i'm sorry maximus
01:17:15walking away is the only choice i have
01:17:18ow
01:17:25are you okay mommy
01:17:27yeah sweetie i'm fine
01:17:29come here
01:17:31no you're not fine
01:17:40you're sad
01:17:41i'm okay sweetie
01:17:45i miss daddy too
01:17:49i want max to be my real daddy
01:17:54don't you want to be with him
01:17:58love bug
01:18:01you're right
01:18:02what am i doing running like a coward
01:18:05i've always taught you to be brave
01:18:09now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:18:12i believe in you
01:18:15what are you gonna do mommy
01:18:16i know exactly what to say to him
01:18:20maximus deserves to know
01:18:24piper is his daughter
01:18:26enough sulking
01:18:33go get your wife
01:18:35and my grandbaby back
01:18:37don't you think i want to
01:18:39she doesn't want me
01:18:41i didn't raise you to give up
01:18:43your daughter is still out there
01:18:45you can't abandon her
01:18:46mom you don't get it
01:18:48i made a deal with eva to play my wife
01:18:51and piper she was
01:18:53an added bonus
01:18:55what are you talking about
01:18:57i already ran a dna test
01:18:59piper is your daughter
01:19:02what
01:19:03see it for yourself
01:19:05i was right
01:19:12seven years ago
01:19:13new years that woman was eva
01:19:16eva
01:19:27hey
01:19:29daddy
01:19:32daddy
01:19:34piper
01:19:35oh
01:19:36i missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:39you came back
01:19:46i uh
01:19:49don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:53i uh
01:19:59i uh
01:20:00i was scared
01:20:02but i don't want to be scared anymore
01:20:05because what we have is real
01:20:07and it's worth fighting for
01:20:09sweetheart i have
01:20:11something to tell you
01:20:13i have something to tell you too
01:20:15piper is your daughter
01:20:19you knew
01:20:20my sweet granddaughter
01:20:22granddaughter
01:20:23mama
01:20:24oh
01:20:25i just found out for sure a few minutes ago but you've known this whole time
01:20:31i was scared
01:20:32okay i didn't know if you were gonna take her from me i didn't know how you were feeling
01:20:37how could you not know how i felt
01:20:39how could you not know how i felt
01:20:40i love you eva
01:20:52i love you eva
01:20:54i love you too
01:20:55i love you too
01:20:56i promise for the rest of my life i'm going to make it up to you
01:21:02as long as we're together it doesn't matter where we are
01:21:06will you marry me eva
01:21:17for real this time
01:21:19yes
01:21:20yes of course i'll marry you
01:21:23yes
01:21:24hi
01:21:26looks like you're stuck with me the next christmas and the christmas after that
01:21:39and forever
01:21:40i wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:44who's that
01:21:50who's that
01:22:03looks like i have to take out the trash
01:22:05again
01:22:08no?
01:22:09not funny?
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