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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas #FULL EPISODE
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00:00:00We have to rant, Daddy. Where's my real one?
00:00:02Everyone knows Eva has to be...
00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:13All right, it's about that time.
00:00:14So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:24Yeah, him.
00:00:26Hi!
00:00:27Just play along.
00:00:29Yes!
00:00:30Five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:34Happy New Year!
00:00:57You have a cute scar.
00:00:59It's just my birthmark.
00:01:02If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08I just сто tenía...
00:01:13All right!
00:01:17Yeah!
00:01:17All right!
00:01:18You got me to off...
00:01:19All right!
00:01:24All right!
00:01:25Ah, I was so drunk last night. I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:46I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:49Happy New Year.
00:01:56Sam, it's me. Hey, find me the girl from last night. I don't care how. Just do it.
00:02:02I will find you.
00:02:08Maximus, can you get married already? Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend? I need grandkids. I need you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom. I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:30Seven years. Why can't I ever find you? And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:35Still thinking about that girl? Boss, it's been years.
00:02:50I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:52Your vest, sir.
00:02:53But first, we found her fake Christmas wife. She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top. And, sir, make sure you use an alias. We can't have her knowing you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:06Good. Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:09Hi. One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:14And one hot chocolate.
00:03:17I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy. Now Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:26Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend. It's just for Christmas.
00:03:29But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy? Where's my real one?
00:03:33Uh, I'll tell you when you're older. Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:52Tell me!
00:03:53No!
00:03:54What?
00:04:01Tell me!
00:04:02No! I'm sorry. I'm not your dad.
00:04:06No, I know you're my daddy. Just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:09Oh.
00:04:10Mommy, hurry! Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:21I asked the agency for an average-looking guy. He's gorgeous.
00:04:25Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:32Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:34She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:38You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:40So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:43See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right? Hi, my name's Cybert. What's your name?
00:04:48Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:50Max, Aurelius.
00:04:52I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:57I just need a wife for the holidays. I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:03So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:10$1,000 an hour?
00:05:12Well, yeah.
00:05:14It's $500 a day.
00:05:16Is that enough?
00:05:17That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:18Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:20That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:22You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:25Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:27Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:29and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:32And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:34so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:38So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:41Fine.
00:05:42But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:47Okay. Deal.
00:05:48I need to go get married.
00:06:06Wow.
00:06:07Clean up nice.
00:06:09This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:11Pictures.
00:06:18Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:43Okay.
00:06:46Well, I think we got it.
00:06:47Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:51To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:53and have a happy family.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56Of course.
00:07:06Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:08From my family to you.
00:07:09Bad news, boss.
00:07:19The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:21to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:23Wait, she bailed?
00:07:25Then who is...
00:07:27Who is she?
00:07:31Whatever.
00:07:32It doesn't matter.
00:07:33I've got what I need.
00:07:37Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:39I already found someone.
00:07:45Okay.
00:07:46Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:48Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:50Christmas shopping?
00:07:52I should come.
00:07:52Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:55in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:57I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:59It'll make it more believable.
00:08:04Fine.
00:08:05Yeah, fine.
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:06You can come.
00:08:15Let's go.
00:08:15Which mall are we going to?
00:08:16Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:19Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:24Oh!
00:08:26What the actual fuck?
00:08:31Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:34of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:37Get me a DNA test for that little girl
00:08:39that he's with.
00:08:43She does kind of look like him.
00:08:46So, when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:50we will say they're from you.
00:08:53Jeez.
00:08:53Here, let me get this.
00:08:56I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:58Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking
00:09:01that since we're married,
00:09:04we should probably kiss
00:09:07once or twice
00:09:08in front of them.
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:11Should we use our tongues, or...?
00:09:13No, no, definitely not.
00:09:15And absolutely no...
00:09:16Sex?
00:09:17Yes.
00:09:19This is strictly business.
00:09:21Anything physical outside of that
00:09:23is not happening.
00:09:25What?
00:09:26Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:29I just don't want Piper
00:09:30to have messy complications
00:09:31getting in the way
00:09:32of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:35Let's go.
00:09:36Here.
00:09:43What are you doing?
00:09:44I'd never let my woman
00:09:45pick up the tab.
00:09:48Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:50and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:51and I don't want your money.
00:09:55Attention shoppers,
00:09:56all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5850% off pies?
00:09:59Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:0112 pumpkin pies.
00:10:02Did I hear this right?
00:10:03They're the best kind.
00:10:04Hurry up and go.
00:10:05Go.
00:10:05What are you standing here for?
00:10:09Hello there.
00:10:10Hi.
00:10:10You ready?
00:10:10Yes, yeah.
00:10:11Just these things.
00:10:12Okay, great.
00:10:14We have a holiday special today.
00:10:15Spend $500,
00:10:16get 10% off,
00:10:18and you are just short
00:10:19$15 if you want to take advantage
00:10:20of the deal.
00:10:21Oh, great.
00:10:22Yeah.
00:10:23What do you have
00:10:23that's just $15?
00:10:24Will you get a move on?
00:10:26I just got here.
00:10:29Relax.
00:10:30Yeah, yeah.
00:10:33Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:35Okay, thank you.
00:10:37Hurry up and pay.
00:10:41I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:43You can wait your turn.
00:10:49Damn, my fake wife
00:10:51has some fire in her.
00:10:51Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:58Not the pies.
00:10:59Not the pies.
00:11:00You can just
00:11:01set those on top.
00:11:06Hi, guys.
00:11:08I'm going to hand you
00:11:09all these pies.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:16Thank you so much.
00:11:17Of course.
00:11:17I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:20She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:21Don't worry, I have enough
00:11:22for everybody.
00:11:23Just to give it away.
00:11:26Merry Christmas.
00:11:27Hi.
00:11:27Merry Christmas.
00:11:33What?
00:11:33You do that often?
00:11:35As often as I can.
00:11:41We should go.
00:11:42We got to pick up paper.
00:11:46Sit, watch out.
00:11:51You done feeling me up?
00:12:09Shut up.
00:12:10Oh, sorry.
00:12:10I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:12Yeah, well, stay out of character
00:12:14until Christmas.
00:12:14Christmas.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:32Harrison group?
00:12:34Do you do construction
00:12:35for them or something?
00:12:36Sort of.
00:12:38Not that I'm judging.
00:12:39I just need to get my story straight
00:12:41or my mom will eat
00:12:42both of us alive.
00:12:44Why don't we say
00:12:45that you do mid-level management
00:12:46for Harrison group?
00:12:47I think that's respectable.
00:12:50Can we pick another company?
00:12:52No.
00:12:53Harrison group is perfect.
00:12:54And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:56My cousin's husband
00:12:56works for them, too.
00:12:57So, it's perfect.
00:12:59Oh, and wear something nice
00:13:05for Christmas dinner.
00:13:07Don't worry.
00:13:07Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:09I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:12Too much.
00:13:29Let's go, Sam.
00:13:35It's time to check out
00:13:36the new HQ site.
00:13:37Hold on, you're covered in water
00:13:39and you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:40and it's not yours.
00:13:42It's my daughter's.
00:13:44Your daughter's?
00:13:46Get me a DNA test
00:13:48for that little girl
00:13:48that he's with.
00:13:59Hey, there they are!
00:14:06Hey!
00:14:06Nice to meet you!
00:14:08Aw, Dad.
00:14:10So glad you made it.
00:14:11Aw, we missed you.
00:14:13So, where's this mysterious husband
00:14:16we heard all about?
00:14:17He's coming.
00:14:18Please don't tell me
00:14:19Maximus bailed.
00:14:20Good, good, good.
00:14:23So, heard you got
00:14:24a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:26When's he arriving?
00:14:28Oh, it's probably
00:14:29just some story
00:14:30she cooked up
00:14:31to stop people talking.
00:14:32Poor thing.
00:14:33Not surprising.
00:14:34I mean, she's 30.
00:14:36Once a woman hits that age,
00:14:38you become undateable.
00:14:39Plus, a kid looks so bad
00:14:42on dating apps.
00:14:45This is exactly why
00:14:47I refuse to come home
00:14:48single this Christmas.
00:14:49Auntie Pamela, Debbie,
00:14:51my dating life, quite frankly,
00:14:53is none of your concern.
00:14:54We're only worried about you.
00:14:56All these years
00:14:57without a husband.
00:14:59Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:01You know,
00:15:01you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:04And look what happened.
00:15:05She got knocked up
00:15:06out of wedlock
00:15:07raising a kid
00:15:08all alone.
00:15:09I'm not alone.
00:15:10Mm-hmm.
00:15:11And what does
00:15:12this mysterious husband do?
00:15:17He's a manager.
00:15:18Manager?
00:15:19Of what?
00:15:21Trash?
00:15:23Probably a cover
00:15:24for criminal activity.
00:15:27You don't have to lie
00:15:28to us, Eva.
00:15:30Actually,
00:15:31he's right here.
00:15:35Oh, wow.
00:15:38Wow.
00:15:39He is really good looking.
00:15:42Oh, must be AI.
00:15:44Mm-hmm.
00:15:44And congratulations,
00:15:45Eva,
00:15:46on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:48Fake.
00:15:48That's enough.
00:15:49She's our daughter
00:15:50and your niece.
00:15:51Show some respect.
00:15:53Remember last year
00:15:54when I introduced you
00:15:56to my husband's nephew,
00:15:57William,
00:15:58and you turned him down?
00:16:00Well, guess what?
00:16:01William works
00:16:02for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:04Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:07That's half a million.
00:16:09Half a million.
00:16:11Girls are lining up for him
00:16:12all the way to New York.
00:16:14And speak of the devil.
00:16:19Willie, you made it.
00:16:31There you are.
00:16:33Oh, look at you now.
00:16:36Living the dream.
00:16:38Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:40Well, you could be driving around
00:16:41in a car like that
00:16:42had you not married
00:16:43that criminal waste manager.
00:16:45So married, huh?
00:16:47Is it serious?
00:16:50That's what marriage is.
00:16:51It's pretty serious.
00:16:53Wow.
00:16:54You must have rushed
00:16:55the tithing out, huh?
00:16:57Makes sense, though.
00:16:58You not being
00:16:59a hot, yummy thing anymore.
00:17:01Dragging that kid around
00:17:02with no daddy.
00:17:03Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:06Meanwhile, you're climbing
00:17:07the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:10That's right.
00:17:11Just bought this brand new suit
00:17:13with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:15Women love a man in red.
00:17:18Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:20Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:22Don't touch me.
00:17:23Oh, so entitled.
00:17:26Williams, a successful man
00:17:28of taste, not waste.
00:17:30And yet, for some reason,
00:17:31he's willing to overlook
00:17:33your baggage.
00:17:34I mean, look at that car.
00:17:36Could your husband afford
00:17:37anything even close to that?
00:17:39Think of the life
00:17:40I can give you and Piper
00:17:41with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:43Ditch your nobody husband
00:17:45and marry me instead.
00:17:47I wouldn't marry you
00:17:49if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:55My mom would never marry.
00:17:57She already has a husband.
00:17:58He's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:03Is that so?
00:18:04Well, then, where is he?
00:18:07Because I don't see him.
00:18:09Does anyone see him?
00:18:12Now, just like I thought,
00:18:15telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:18That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:21And let me show you
00:18:22what happens to naughty children.
00:18:26Hey.
00:18:27Mommy!
00:18:28Hi.
00:18:28Are you okay?
00:18:29I see your hands.
00:18:31Oh, my God.
00:18:32I'm gonna take her in
00:18:33and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:34Come on, honey.
00:18:35Let's go.
00:18:37What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:39How dare you put your filthy hands
00:18:41on my daughter?
00:18:44Let me go.
00:18:45Now, why would I go
00:18:46and do a thing like that
00:18:47when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:50Let me go!
00:18:51Touch my wife again
00:19:06and I will snap every finger
00:19:08that you've got.
00:19:12Max, you came.
00:19:14Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:15Where's Piper?
00:19:19William Hitter.
00:19:21Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:23Well, it looks like
00:19:24we have a real Grinch
00:19:25to dispose of.
00:19:26Well, well, well.
00:19:28If it isn't a waste marriage
00:19:29I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:31That's right.
00:19:33Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:37Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:39It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:41I'm Max.
00:19:42Eva told us all about you.
00:19:44From New York.
00:19:45Polite.
00:19:45Handsome.
00:19:46Just like she said.
00:19:48Wow.
00:19:50He was an AI.
00:19:51See?
00:19:52He's real.
00:19:53And he's more of a man here
00:19:55than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:57You son of a bitch!
00:19:58You just ruined my suit!
00:20:00And watch the way that you drive
00:20:00that...
00:20:01that pristine automobile.
00:20:04That car?
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:06That's worth more than a house.
00:20:09That car?
00:20:10It was all over the news
00:20:11when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:14Wait.
00:20:16Are you?
00:20:21Like I said,
00:20:22I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:24And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:26I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:29You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:30You stole it!
00:20:32That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:34Jesus!
00:20:35How did he get away with it?
00:20:37That's what I want to know.
00:20:39Enough!
00:20:39Please!
00:20:41I trust my daughter.
00:20:44She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:47Max, be honest with me.
00:20:49Where did that car come from?
00:20:52How much did you want for it?
00:20:53I'll pay you more money
00:20:55than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:57So?
00:20:58You need a breath, man.
00:21:00All right, that's it!
00:21:03I'm calling the cops!
00:21:04Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:07What?
00:21:08Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:11Oh, well.
00:21:13Too late.
00:21:14Listen, hon.
00:21:20I believe you.
00:21:22But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:26Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:28It's my car.
00:21:29Okay?
00:21:29It's not stolen.
00:21:30Yeah?
00:21:31If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:34Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:37Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:38Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:41But then you have to get lost.
00:21:42And never show your face
00:21:43around my wife or child again.
00:21:45Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:47Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:50Loser!
00:21:50Say one more word,
00:21:52and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:56Jesus.
00:21:56Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:58It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:02Here.
00:22:03Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Mr. Harrison?
00:22:22Just play alone.
00:22:25Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:26Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:28before I kick your ass
00:22:29all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:30Yes, sir!
00:22:31I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:34Please, accept my serious apologies!
00:22:35Please.
00:22:38Oh, that William?
00:22:48What a jerk, huh?
00:22:50He fooled me.
00:22:51What can I say?
00:22:52Let's not let this little misunderstanding
00:22:54ruin the holidays.
00:22:56Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:58Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:59We were just looking out for you.
00:23:02Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:04You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:06Soon.
00:23:06Do you think that you could help him
00:23:10get his foot in the door?
00:23:10A job at the Harrison Group
00:23:12even in the mailroom would open doors.
00:23:15We are family, aren't we?
00:23:17Family takes care of each other.
00:23:20If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group,
00:23:22you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:25Abigail, come on.
00:23:26Talk to her for us.
00:23:28Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:30Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:35My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:23:40Come on, guys.
00:23:41Let's go in.
00:23:42Welcome to the family.
00:23:47Welcome.
00:23:47Come on in.
00:23:48Come on in.
00:23:52This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:54You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:58My fault?
00:23:59You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:02Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:14And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:16And how do you...
00:24:17I told you.
00:24:18I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:20I have a friend in high places.
00:24:22A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:27Yes.
00:24:28It's the season of giving.
00:24:30He knows people.
00:24:31Has connections.
00:24:32He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:35You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:37And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:39Oh, my God.
00:24:39Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:42Dad!
00:24:43Mom!
00:24:44Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:47Oh, honey.
00:24:48We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:54I think they get it, hon.
00:24:59How's Piper?
00:24:59Oh, she's fine.
00:25:01One of you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:05And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:10Great.
00:25:10See you in a bit.
00:25:11Joey?
00:25:12What are you doing?
00:25:15Okay.
00:25:16Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:23Relax.
00:25:24It was just a hug.
00:25:26Ugh.
00:25:28We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:31You'll be okay.
00:25:32It's just one week.
00:25:33Kill me now.
00:25:34Well, they would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:41What are you doing?
00:25:43That's weird.
00:25:45They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago and...
00:25:47I don't know.
00:25:48Something just falls off.
00:25:50That's ridiculous.
00:25:52I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:54Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:56Oh, this...
00:25:57Later.
00:25:58Later.
00:26:01Let's go.
00:26:05Here we go.
00:26:08Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:10Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:13To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:16Oh.
00:26:17Welcome.
00:26:18Cheers.
00:26:19Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:20Looks great.
00:26:22Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:23I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:28But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:32Oh, no.
00:26:33Mom's testing him.
00:26:35She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:36You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:43Ow.
00:26:44Eva, sweetie.
00:26:46Kicking my foot.
00:26:47Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:49Oh, jeez.
00:26:52It's okay.
00:26:52Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:55I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:5812 pumpkin pies.
00:27:11Did I hear this right?
00:27:12They're the best kind.
00:27:14Well, of course.
00:27:15It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:17See?
00:27:18Are you happy now?
00:27:20That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:23Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:25We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:31But our marriage is real.
00:27:33I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:37Uh-huh.
00:27:37Now those are quality.
00:27:41Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:47Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:49I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:54Well, um, it's...
00:27:57Silly face.
00:27:57Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:00Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:03Silly face.
00:28:05I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:07Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:09Those blazers.
00:28:11That's nice.
00:28:12You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:16Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:19And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:22I'll drink to that.
00:28:23I agree with you there.
00:28:25So, come on, guys.
00:28:26Let's see.
00:28:27Come here.
00:28:35I love you.
00:28:36And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:43I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:46Nice and festive for you.
00:28:48No complications, right?
00:28:50Sorry, honey.
00:28:51Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:52I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:54Oh, honey.
00:28:55Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:59Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:00The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:02Something about water conservation.
00:29:04That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0715 minutes?
00:29:09Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:10Just shower together.
00:29:13Shower together?
00:29:16Just shower together.
00:29:18Okay, you guys.
00:29:19Have a good night, okay?
00:29:24You heard her.
00:29:34Oh, whoa!
00:29:48Why are you stripping?
00:29:50Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:52Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:54You have 15 minutes.
00:29:55Nice try.
00:29:55I am not showering with you.
00:29:57All right, suit yourself.
00:29:59All room for me in there.
00:30:00Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:18Come on, Max.
00:30:20Get out of the way.
00:30:22We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:23You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:26Relax.
00:30:27I won't touch you.
00:30:29Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:32But that'll cost extra.
00:30:43In your dreams.
00:30:46Free to join me.
00:30:47You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:10You wish.
00:31:11Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:13Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:14It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:18Oh, yeah?
00:31:19Proof.
00:31:32Holy shit.
00:31:36This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:41I'll say.
00:31:42What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:44Still think you can lose this?
00:31:48Baby.
00:31:49I don't think I want you.
00:31:56Max, I shut it up.
00:32:00Or maybe we should.
00:32:02God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:04Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:12Oh, I'm so sexy.
00:32:24Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:26What?
00:32:27I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:29It's not you, Max.
00:32:30It's us.
00:32:31It's this.
00:32:31This is all an act.
00:32:32Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:35You're right.
00:32:38I'm sorry.
00:32:39I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:41Just...
00:32:41That birthmark.
00:32:50That birthmark.
00:32:55What is that?
00:32:58It's him.
00:32:59The man from New Year's.
00:33:00Is he Piper's father?
00:33:05Why are you acting?
00:33:08Oh, my God.
00:33:10Max is Piper's father.
00:33:13Are you okay?
00:33:14Yeah.
00:33:14I just, um...
00:33:17I just got lightheaded.
00:33:18I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:20Alone.
00:33:23Of course.
00:33:26We have a daughter together.
00:33:28Oh, my God.
00:33:29What do I do?
00:33:36I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:38You can take the bed.
00:33:40Thanks.
00:33:43Hey.
00:33:44Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:47Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:48I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:50So if there's something you need,
00:33:52I can help.
00:33:53I want to help.
00:33:55He's Piper's father.
00:33:57He has a right to know.
00:33:59Um, Max.
00:34:02How would you feel
00:34:03if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:08A child?
00:34:10No, no, no.
00:34:11That's impossible.
00:34:12I'm very careful.
00:34:15Mostly.
00:34:18I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:20Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:23and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:27Right.
00:34:28He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:30I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:33Why do you ask?
00:34:35No reason.
00:34:36Just curious.
00:34:38No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:42What?
00:34:44No.
00:34:44Well, then,
00:34:45can I ask you a question?
00:34:48Shoot.
00:34:53Where did you get these?
00:34:55And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:57I did not get those.
00:34:59I don't know where those came from.
00:35:01Are you sure?
00:35:02You're just not trying to break the contract.
00:35:05Give me that.
00:35:07Give me the...
00:35:08Give me the...
00:35:09Give me the...
00:35:10Woo!
00:35:21Eva,
00:35:22the truth is,
00:35:24is that I...
00:35:27Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:29Just a second.
00:35:31Come in.
00:35:32Hey, hon.
00:35:33Oh, sorry for interrupting,
00:35:36but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:39before I tuck her in.
00:35:41You think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:42We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:44I can see that.
00:35:46Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:48I mean, if you don't...
00:35:49If you don't mind.
00:35:51Well, that a boy.
00:35:52You know what?
00:35:52Just put a shirt on.
00:35:54I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:55Piper!
00:35:56Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:00He sprang to his sleigh,
00:36:01to his team gave a whistle.
00:36:04In a way they all flew,
00:36:05like the down of a thistle.
00:36:07But I heard him exclaim,
00:36:09as he drove out of sight,
00:36:11Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:13and to all,
00:36:15a good night.
00:36:16If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:20she'd be over the moon.
00:36:22Good night, Piper.
00:36:27Is her dad still around?
00:36:29Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:32because you're her dad.
00:36:34Uh, no.
00:36:35That man has no idea
00:36:37what a treasure
00:36:38he's missing out on.
00:36:40Do you really think so?
00:36:45From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:48Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:49He deserves to know.
00:36:57Max.
00:37:01You're Piper's father.
00:37:03I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:11I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:11Where's Piper?
00:37:36She must have snuck off
00:37:39while we were asleep.
00:37:40God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:06Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:09Not on my watch.
00:38:10Yeah, this.
00:38:16I remember this.
00:38:27Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:29How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:32Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:34It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:35Wonderful.
00:38:36Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:38Oh, no.
00:38:42What is that?
00:38:43Sardines and saltines.
00:38:44It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:46It was my gram-grams favorite
00:38:48during wartime.
00:38:49Don't be shy.
00:38:50Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:38:53Max, you don't have to.
00:38:54No, no.
00:38:55It's okay.
00:38:55It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:58Oh, there we go.
00:38:59There we go.
00:39:08Here we go.
00:39:08Uh-huh.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:17It's scrunchies.
00:39:21Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:24You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:28Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:30That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:34What's the deal with them?
00:39:36Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:38Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:42Hey, don't worry.
00:39:44I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:48Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:52Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up, then.
00:39:55Wait, that earring.
00:40:09Wait, that earring.
00:40:11You like it?
00:40:13I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:15Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:18I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:24Right.
00:40:25Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:27Anyone can have it.
00:40:28Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:30She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:34So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:39But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:41Oof.
00:40:42What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:46An aging single mom.
00:40:48Slim pickings.
00:40:49I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:52That explains it.
00:40:53She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:56Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:57Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:59Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:01Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:05Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:07Exactly.
00:41:08Not like my Sierra.
00:41:09Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:14Oh, they're here.
00:41:16Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:23Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:25Merry Christmas.
00:41:27You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:28I am.
00:41:30I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:32Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:32Welcome.
00:41:33You're Ava's husband.
00:41:35But you're gorgeous.
00:41:39But what is handsome is you.
00:41:42Look at you two.
00:41:43You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:45Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:46Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:48This is from Max and I.
00:41:49Oh, my goodness.
00:41:51Thank you, Ava.
00:41:51Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:54Oops.
00:41:55Oh, my bad.
00:41:56Ooh, a homemade gift.
00:41:59How thrifty.
00:42:00Andy, not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:03Mommy's right, you mean, old hat.
00:42:06You little.
00:42:08You will not lay a hand on my daughter,
00:42:11or you will lose yours.
00:42:13Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:16Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:18My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:21He could ruin your life.
00:42:30Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:37I'm fine.
00:42:37I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:39It's okay.
00:42:40It's okay.
00:42:42What are you?
00:42:45Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:48Did you just slap me?
00:42:50Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:52You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:53You know what, Sierra?
00:42:54I can take your little insults,
00:42:55but leave my family out of this.
00:42:57Her family.
00:43:01She means me.
00:43:07You okay, honey?
00:43:08Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:10Do something.
00:43:12You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:14I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:16Oh, wow.
00:43:17I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:19that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:22Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:25Let's call him.
00:43:26I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:29Please.
00:43:30Who do you think you are?
00:43:33Enough!
00:43:35There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:38Fine, Dad.
00:43:39Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:41They're just jealous.
00:43:44For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:47I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:50I think you owe me a thank you
00:43:52for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:54Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:55All right, that's enough.
00:43:57Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:00Is this a joke?
00:44:22Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:24Hold it.
00:44:24Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:27My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:33My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:36King crab, fresh from Alaska,
00:44:39and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:41Three times the price,
00:44:42fifty times the flavor.
00:44:45And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:47It's just petty.
00:44:48Maybe so.
00:44:50But gourmet food
00:44:51isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:54Fine.
00:44:55Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:57Come on, let's go.
00:44:58No, no.
00:44:59Don't you dare
00:45:01leave our family dinner.
00:45:03Grandpa, I'm sorry,
00:45:04but they're treating us like...
00:45:06I know, dear.
00:45:07I just want to have our family together.
00:45:09Fine.
00:45:10We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:13Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:14What was that?
00:45:18I just want to have our family together.
00:45:21Fine.
00:45:22We'll stay.
00:45:24Can I have a little napole?
00:45:26It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:27We'll get something right after.
00:45:29Like drive-thru?
00:45:31I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:34That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:37No strays.
00:45:40Ow.
00:45:40Seriously, are you okay?
00:45:42Yes, please.
00:45:44You hit my child.
00:45:45You're fucking crazy.
00:45:46Well, if you'd teach her some manners,
00:45:48maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:53Don't worry, baby.
00:45:55I'll handle it.
00:45:55My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:59King crab, fresh from Alaska,
00:46:01and grass-fed wagyu.
00:46:04Three times the price,
00:46:0550 times the flavor.
00:46:07And you don't get a single bite.
00:46:10It's just petty.
00:46:11Maybe so.
00:46:12But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:46:16Fine.
00:46:17Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:46:20Come on, let's go.
00:46:20No, no.
00:46:22Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:46:25Grandpa, I'm sorry,
00:46:26but they're treating us like...
00:46:28I know, dear.
00:46:29I just want to have our family together.
00:46:31Fine.
00:46:32We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:46:35Better a stray than a bitch.
00:46:37What was that?
00:46:41I just want to have our family together.
00:46:44Fine.
00:46:45We'll stay.
00:46:47Can I have a little nipple?
00:46:48It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:50We'll get something right after.
00:46:52Like drive-thru?
00:46:54I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:46:56That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:47:01No strays.
00:47:03Ow.
00:47:03Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:47:05Yes, please.
00:47:06You hit my child.
00:47:08You're fucking crazy.
00:47:09Well, if you'd teach her some manners,
00:47:11maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:47:16Don't worry, baby.
00:47:18I'll handle it.
00:47:18Don't worry, baby.
00:47:22I'll handle it.
00:47:26Piper.
00:47:28Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food
00:47:30you've ever had in your life?
00:47:34Okay, sweetheart.
00:47:35Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:47:37As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:47:40Actually, I do.
00:47:43He's such a liar.
00:47:44This ought to be hilarious.
00:47:45Oh, it will be.
00:47:49Sam.
00:47:51Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:55I'm already on my way.
00:48:00Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:48:03I'm already on my way.
00:48:04You hear this guy?
00:48:07He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:48:10From Antarctica.
00:48:12Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:48:14His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:48:17Max, what are you doing?
00:48:19Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:48:21Santa's already on his way.
00:48:22Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:48:32A helicopter?
00:48:39There's no way.
00:48:46How did you pull this off?
00:48:48Sam is like family.
00:48:50I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:48:51Thanks, boss.
00:48:53Boss?
00:48:54Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:48:56Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:48:59Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:49:02I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:49:05You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:49:09Mm-hmm.
00:49:12Come on.
00:49:14You can stop kidding around.
00:49:17If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:49:20No, I actually am the CEO.
00:49:22Come on.
00:49:23You can stop the charade.
00:49:24Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:49:27Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:49:31Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:49:34How is this possible?
00:49:46This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:49:53Who are you?
00:49:54I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:49:57That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:49:59Wait, no.
00:50:01Hold on.
00:50:03You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:50:07You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:50:10Hmm.
00:50:10Some of the small ones.
00:50:12I mean, you know that.
00:50:14You work for me.
00:50:16Oh, God.
00:50:17I insulted my own boss.
00:50:19I'm finished.
00:50:20Oh, God.
00:50:26I insulted my own boss.
00:50:28I'm finished.
00:50:29Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:50:31Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:50:34Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:50:35For tonight, your feast ends.
00:50:38And with that, your career.
00:50:41You're fired.
00:50:42Fired?
00:50:43Sam.
00:50:43You're fired?
00:50:48Oh, God.
00:50:49I can't be fired.
00:50:52What?
00:50:53Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:55You can have as much crab as you want.
00:50:57Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:51:00Guys, take out the trash.
00:51:03And you.
00:51:08Oh, me?
00:51:09Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:51:12That was a Christmas joke.
00:51:14A family tradition.
00:51:16Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:51:18Sam.
00:51:23Will you do me the honors?
00:51:26Gladly.
00:51:30Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:51:35Father, do something.
00:51:37Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:51:39I'm leaving.
00:51:41Mmm, pumpkin's my favorite.
00:51:47Come on, sweetie.
00:51:52Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:51:54Eat as much as you want.
00:51:55Thanks, Daddy.
00:51:59I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:52:02I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:52:04Honestly?
00:52:06This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:52:08Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:52:10Just like this.
00:52:12Does he really mean that?
00:52:13Or is he just playing the part?
00:52:15I can't tell.
00:52:17And that terrifies me.
00:52:23Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:52:25I brought you a gift.
00:52:26Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:52:28Oh, this is wonderful.
00:52:36Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:52:40Tell me everything.
00:52:42Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small-town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:52:47Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:52:50A high school dropout in the Harrison family?
00:52:56Not a chance.
00:53:00She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:53:04Maximus seems to like her.
00:53:05Silence.
00:53:06Get me the address where she works.
00:53:08It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:53:10That's nice.
00:53:10We own that one.
00:53:13Good work.
00:53:14But take off that stupid hat.
00:53:16Thanks.
00:53:27So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:53:33Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:53:35And how about you?
00:53:40Me?
00:53:41Yeah.
00:53:43Are you happy with your new husband?
00:53:46Eva.
00:54:00That birthmark.
00:54:01Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:54:08Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:54:10So much we're not telling each other.
00:54:12Uh.
00:54:12No feelings, no complications.
00:54:16That's what we agreed upon.
00:54:17Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:54:19Max.
00:54:20Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:54:23It's cold.
00:54:25Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:54:29Max.
00:54:29I need to tell you something.
00:54:34It's something important.
00:54:36What's gotten into her?
00:54:38Is she hiding something?
00:54:40Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:54:42I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:54:48Piper is...
00:54:50Piper is...
00:54:53Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:54:56Oh, sweetie.
00:54:57Oh, my gosh.
00:54:58It's all swollen.
00:54:59Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:55:02Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:55:03Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:55:04Okay?
00:55:05Come on, Piper.
00:55:11Okay, let me see.
00:55:15I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:55:19But that's not true.
00:55:21You were leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:55:25Uh...
00:55:25Daddy!
00:55:26No!
00:55:28What?
00:55:28Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:55:39Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:43Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:45Really?
00:55:46Please stay, Daddy.
00:55:50You think it was Sky?
00:55:54Hmm.
00:55:56I wouldn't worry about it.
00:55:58Scars make you look like a badass.
00:56:00I have one, too.
00:56:02Dad.
00:56:03I got that when I was about your age.
00:56:06Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:56:09Really?
00:56:09No way.
00:56:10No.
00:56:11It was actually a cactus.
00:56:13But it's still cool.
00:56:16I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:56:21Piper, how long have you had that?
00:56:24My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:56:28And how old are you?
00:56:33Six.
00:56:34Six?
00:56:35That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:56:37Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:56:39Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:56:41What do I even say?
00:56:46And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:56:48Sorry, honey.
00:56:49This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:56:53Um, yeah.
00:56:55Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:56:59Eva.
00:57:04Okay, look.
00:57:07Piper is...
00:57:09Go on.
00:57:20That must be an emergency.
00:57:23Excuse me.
00:57:24Sorry.
00:57:25I'll take this.
00:57:26Mommy, are you okay?
00:57:34Yeah.
00:57:36Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:57:39I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:57:41Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:57:47I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:57:51She's a high school dropout.
00:57:52Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:57:55And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:57I'm Eva's husband.
00:57:58Max.
00:57:59That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:58:04I'm sorry, Max.
00:58:09You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:58:11Your mother would take her away.
00:58:12After Christmas, it's over.
00:58:16Eva?
00:58:18Maximus?
00:58:19Are you even listening to me?
00:58:21No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:58:22I'm sorry, okay?
00:58:24Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:58:26I'm not leaving her.
00:58:29Eva?
00:58:34Oh, thank you, Grandma.
00:58:37Look.
00:58:39Oh, thank you, Mom.
00:58:41This is for you, Grandma.
00:58:47Oh, wow.
00:58:49That's so cool.
00:58:50What did you make?
00:58:51Derek, this is from Eva.
00:58:54Oh, thank you so much.
00:58:57Just a plight you're here.
00:59:01Got it.
00:59:01Oh.
00:59:02Wow.
00:59:03Damn, these are nice.
00:59:05Grandpa, language.
00:59:07Little ears.
00:59:13Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:59:15It's in the other room by the train set.
00:59:17Here, I'll go with you.
00:59:18Remember the song that we sang?
00:59:19Ready, ready?
00:59:20Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:59:22What do we got, guys?
00:59:23Billy.
00:59:24Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:59:30You never told me.
00:59:34Have we met before?
00:59:34Have we met before?
00:59:41She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:59:44I don't know what you're getting at.
00:59:50Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
01:00:01I don't know what you're talking about.
01:00:02Lots of people have birthmarks.
01:00:03They're very common.
01:00:04I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child, no matter how I feel about him.
01:00:09Maybe.
01:00:10Maybe.
01:00:11Maybe.
01:00:15Are you okay?
01:00:18Are the clogs a bad idea?
01:00:21No.
01:00:22I'm fine.
01:00:24Um.
01:00:26Oh, I almost forgot.
01:00:28I got you this.
01:00:32You got me a gift, too?
01:00:33Tis the season.
01:00:35Open it.
01:00:59Gloves.
01:01:00Did you make these?
01:01:02Yeah.
01:01:04I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
01:01:08You've already done so much for me.
01:01:09I just wanted to do a little something for you.
01:01:13How do they feel?
01:01:15Warm, right?
01:01:16Yeah.
01:01:18Warm.
01:01:20Soft.
01:01:23Perfect.
01:01:28Thank you, Eva.
01:01:29I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:01:34Really?
01:01:35Yeah, my mom.
01:01:37She partied all the time.
01:01:38And I got gifts.
01:01:40Plenty of them, but...
01:01:42I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:01:45Nothing personal.
01:01:48Well, you deserve it.
01:01:50You're a good guy.
01:01:53And someday you'll find someone special to...
01:01:57Spend all your Christmases with me.
01:02:00What if that day's today?
01:02:04What if I already found someone special?
01:02:09Right here.
01:02:09Max, we can't...
01:02:22Max, we can't...
01:02:35If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:02:44Come on.
01:02:46I don't want you to stop.
01:02:48No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:02:56I don't want you.
01:03:09I don't want you.
01:03:11I don't want you.
01:03:12No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:03:15I don't want you to stop.
01:03:17I don't want you to stop.
01:03:18I don't want you to stop.
01:03:19I don't want you to stop.
01:03:20Oh, God, you are drowning me.
01:03:22Fucking insane.
01:03:27Piper!
01:03:27Piper!
01:03:36Piper?
01:03:38She can't see us.
01:03:40Eva?
01:03:58Eva?
01:04:01Grandma, I'm up here!
01:04:03That was way too close
01:04:17Yeah
01:04:17We would have gotten on the naughty list
01:04:20Sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:04:26Can I still unwrap my present?
01:04:33And you still haven't given me mine
01:04:39Let me give it to you
01:05:03Who is calling me this morning?
01:05:20Hello?
01:05:24Hello Eva Smith
01:05:26I'm Max's mother
01:05:28Name your price
01:05:29What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:32What?
01:05:33We both know my son is way out of your league
01:05:37Take the money
01:05:38Leave my granddaughter with us
01:05:40And go
01:05:41My son will find a better wife
01:05:43And a better mother for his child
01:05:45Piper is my daughter
01:05:46And no amount of money you offer
01:05:48Could ever make me give her up
01:05:49So you keep your money
01:05:50And I'll leave on my own
01:05:51But I am not handing Piper over to you
01:05:56Well there's my beautiful wife
01:06:02You okay?
01:06:07Look we made it through Christmas
01:06:08So I think it's best we go our separate ways
01:06:15What are you talking about?
01:06:17It's over
01:06:18It's not that hard to understand
01:06:23Eva, wait
01:06:24So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:34Max
01:06:35It's not real
01:06:36None of it was real
01:06:38So
01:06:39This is just a goodbye
01:06:42Didn't realize I was so disposable for you
01:06:45Look
01:06:47Last night
01:06:50I let my guard down
01:06:51But I'm a mother
01:06:52And my choices affect Piper
01:06:55And being with you can mess up everything between us
01:06:58Just tell me what you need
01:07:00I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:07:03A good father
01:07:05Just say the word
01:07:11You don't get it
01:07:13You don't get it
01:07:14I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York
01:07:28I won't give up on us
01:07:29Are we here?
01:07:45Are we here?
01:07:47Yes
01:07:49As much as I don't want us to be
01:07:51We're back
01:07:52Piper
01:07:55Sweetie, wake up
01:07:56We're home
01:08:01How can she just walk away?
01:08:03Don't forget
01:08:11Don't forget you have to meet my mom
01:08:13It's part of the agreement too
01:08:15Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:08:18You promised
01:08:20Eva, I haven't asked you for much
01:08:22Can you do this for me please?
01:08:23All right, fine
01:08:26When?
01:08:28Two days
01:08:30I'll come pick you up
01:08:32No need
01:08:33Just send me the address and I'm either
01:08:34I know you and mommy thought
01:08:43But she still really likes you
01:08:45So don't give up, okay daddy?
01:08:48Thank you sweetie
01:08:49If there's one thing you should know about your daddy
01:08:51I always fight for the ones I love
01:09:05You fight for the entertainment side
01:09:09This is the truth
01:09:10This is the truth
01:09:11Step ten times
01:09:14Eva's meeting my mother today
01:09:16Time to finally tell her the truth
01:09:18Boss?
01:09:20Boss?
01:09:24Lady and gentlemen
01:09:25I am so sorry
01:09:27I need to go back to my family
01:09:30Family?
01:09:31Boss, you okay?
01:09:33Never better
01:09:35Go get her, Max
01:09:39Give it to your best smile
01:09:41Ah, there he is
01:09:43Maximus, darling
01:09:46I have some prospects for you
01:09:48Nice high society girls from the city
01:09:54Oh
01:09:56I told you
01:09:57I already found the woman I love
01:10:01Well
01:10:02Uh
01:10:05Maximus
01:10:06Stop this
01:10:08That Eva woman is scamming you son
01:10:11Tell me what kind of woman you want
01:10:13And I'll find you another
01:10:15You are heir to the Harrison dynasty
01:10:18No, I'm not
01:10:21Oh?
01:10:22I work in waste management
01:10:23And I'm a secret crime boss
01:10:25I'm Eva's husband
01:10:27And I'm a father
01:10:30What?
01:10:31That's her
01:10:32The woman who got my son head over heels
01:10:49Hi
01:10:49Hi
01:10:51Welcome in
01:10:52Can I help you find something?
01:10:53I want to try those
01:10:55Awesome, I'll get them for you right away
01:10:59Are you?
01:11:00Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:11:08No, no, no
01:11:09I know what I want
01:11:11Size 7
01:11:14Oh, baby can't even walk
01:11:15But she wants $3,000 heels
01:11:17Come on
01:11:17Come on
01:11:18She wants the white shoes
01:11:24Ignore her
01:11:25She's just grumpy over the holidays
01:11:27Here, let me help you
01:11:28Come on
01:11:33She
01:11:34Seems kind
01:11:40I shouldn't be that impressed
01:11:42She's just doing her job
01:11:44How do they feel?
01:11:47Well, I love the style
01:11:49But it's too small
01:11:51I think I need a size up
01:11:53Maybe my feet are still growing
01:11:58Right away
01:11:59I'll be right back
01:12:00She's not only kind
01:12:02She's patient
01:12:03Was I wrong about her?
01:12:05Yeah
01:12:19Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:12:23Well, who gives a shit?
01:12:25She can't walk
01:12:29That's just
01:12:30pure evil
01:12:32Oh, come on
01:12:35St. Eva
01:12:37She's in a wheelchair
01:12:38Who cares?
01:12:39It's the last pair
01:12:40I
01:12:41Get paid commission
01:12:48I'm not doing that, Vanessa
01:12:51See?
01:12:52This
01:12:53Is your whole problem
01:12:55This
01:12:56Is why you'll always be broke
01:12:58I
01:12:59Don't care if she can walk or not
01:13:01I'm not selling her joke
01:13:04She has to deal with people like this
01:13:07People who insult her all day
01:13:10I'm your manager
01:13:15Sell the old bitty the shoes
01:13:18Or you're fired
01:13:25Did I stutter?
01:13:26You don't have to fire me
01:13:31You don't have to fire me
01:13:34I quit
01:13:40I don't work here anymore
01:13:43Listen
01:13:44Don't buy the shoes
01:13:46They're broken
01:13:47Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:13:49You're a good person after all
01:13:52Looks like I misjudged you
01:13:54I'm sorry
01:13:57Why are you still here, Eva?
01:14:00Get out
01:14:06You're not disabled?
01:14:08Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:14:12Absolutely shameful
01:14:14Who are you?
01:14:15You
01:14:16I am the chairwoman
01:14:19Of the Harrison Group
01:14:20And the owner of this store
01:14:23You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:14:25Mother
01:14:26Of the CEO?
01:14:27I am
01:14:29And you, my dear
01:14:30Are fired
01:14:32What did I do?
01:14:33You are a good person
01:14:38From now on
01:14:39This store is yours to run
01:14:44Are you serious?
01:14:47That's right
01:14:48Don't be nervous, child
01:14:52You are professional
01:14:54Responsible
01:14:55Far better than that two-bit manager
01:15:01You
01:15:02Out
01:15:03I'll leave
01:15:07I'm leaving
01:15:08I
01:15:11I feel like I'm dreaming
01:15:14No, don't worry
01:15:16You're getting a promotion
01:15:18You deserve it, my dear
01:15:21Thank you
01:15:23First assignment
01:15:25I want that row
01:15:27And that row
01:15:29And the entire display case
01:15:31Pack it all up
01:15:32And bring it to my house
01:15:34Okay
01:15:35Yeah
01:15:36Once we're home
01:15:39I'll tell her
01:15:40I'm her mother-in-law
01:15:42I can't wait
01:15:42To finally meet
01:15:43My granddaughter
01:15:51She's the mother of a CEO
01:15:53Of course she lives like this
01:16:04Mrs. Harrison?
01:16:06I'm here with your delivery
01:16:10Max?
01:16:11Eva
01:16:13What are you doing here?
01:16:15I, uh...
01:16:17There you are, Eva
01:16:19Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:16:22My new daughter-in-law
01:16:25What are you...
01:16:29That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:16:32Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:16:36Stop
01:16:38And you
01:16:39You lied to me at the store
01:16:42You were both just testing me?
01:16:44Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:16:46I'm sorry, Eva
01:16:47I thought you might be using my son
01:16:50Just after his money
01:16:51But I was wrong
01:16:52Eva, please
01:16:53I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:16:55Not every working-class girl is after your money
01:16:59How could you think that of me?
01:17:00It's not like that, dear
01:17:03Eva, what are you talking about?
01:17:05Mom, what did you do?
01:17:08I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:17:11We're not together
01:17:13And I can't love something that was never real
01:17:19You made a horrible mistake
01:17:22What are you waiting for, son?
01:17:24Go after her
01:17:29Eva
01:17:30Let me go
01:17:31I swear, it's not what you think
01:17:32But we come from two completely different worlds
01:17:34Stop pretending like you care
01:17:35I'm not pretending
01:17:37Okay, I can't fake what we have
01:17:39In everything I've done for you
01:17:40And Piper
01:17:41This is real
01:17:47Touch my wife again
01:17:48And I will snap every finger that you've got
01:17:51Max, you came
01:17:52God, you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:17:55I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:18:00A good father
01:18:01Just say the word
01:18:05See?
01:18:08Stop fighting
01:18:11We belong together
01:18:14You're wrong
01:18:15Wrong about what?
01:18:17That you care?
01:18:19Or we belong together?
01:18:20Look, I already told you
01:18:22We're from two completely different worlds
01:18:24No, I held up my end of the deal
01:18:25And I met your mother
01:18:26Like we discussed
01:18:28I want a fake divorce from my fake husband
01:18:33Eva
01:18:37Eva
01:18:39I'm sorry, Maximus
01:18:41Walking away is the only choice I have
01:18:50Ow
01:18:52Are you okay, Mommy?
01:18:54Yeah, sweetie
01:18:54I'm fine
01:18:56Come here
01:19:05No, you're not fine
01:19:06You're sad
01:19:09I'm okay, sweetie
01:19:13I miss Daddy, too
01:19:17I want Max to be my real Daddy
01:19:19Don't you want to be with him?
01:19:22Don't you want to be with him?
01:19:26Lovebug
01:19:28You're right
01:19:29What am I doing?
01:19:30Running like a coward?
01:19:33I've always taught you to be brave
01:19:36Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too
01:19:39I believe in you
01:19:40What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:19:42I know exactly what to say to him
01:19:43I know exactly what to say to him
01:19:48Maximus deserves to know
01:19:50Piper is his daughter
01:19:58Enough sulking
01:19:59Go get your wife and my grandbaby back
01:20:03Don't you think I want to?
01:20:05She doesn't want me
01:20:07I didn't raise you to give up
01:20:09Your daughter is still out there
01:20:10You can't abandon her
01:20:12Mom, you don't get it
01:20:13I made a deal with Eva to play my wife
01:20:17And Piper, she was an added bonus
01:20:20What are you talking about?
01:20:22I already ran a DNA test
01:20:26Hyper is your daughter
01:20:28What?
01:20:29See for yourself
01:20:36I was right
01:20:37Seven years ago
01:20:38New Year's
01:20:40That woman was Eva
01:20:41It was Eva
01:20:52Eva
01:20:54Hey
01:20:56Daddy
01:20:59Daddy
01:21:00Piper
01:21:04I've missed you so much, sweetheart
01:21:05You came back
01:21:14I, uh...
01:21:17Don't forget to be brave, Mommy
01:21:25I, uh...
01:21:27I was scared
01:21:28But I don't want to be scared anymore
01:21:31Because what we have is real
01:21:32And it's worth fighting for
01:21:36Sweetheart, I have
01:21:37Something to tell you
01:21:39I have something to tell you, too
01:21:43Piper is your daughter
01:21:44Piper is your daughter
01:21:45You knew
01:21:47My sweet granddaughter
01:21:48Mama
01:21:53Well, I just found out for sure
01:21:54A few minutes ago
01:21:55But you've known this whole time?
01:21:57I was scared
01:21:58Okay, I didn't know
01:21:59If you were gonna take her from me
01:22:00I didn't know
01:22:01How you were feeling
01:22:02How could you not know how I felt?
01:22:05How could you not know how I felt?
01:22:18I love you, Eva
01:22:21I love you, too
01:22:23I promise
01:22:24For the rest of my life
01:22:25I'm going to make it up to you
01:22:28As long as we're together
01:22:30It doesn't matter where we are
01:22:41Will you marry me, Eva?
01:22:42For real this time
01:22:45Yeah, yes
01:22:47Yes, of course
01:22:48I'll marry you
01:22:53Yes
01:22:54Hi
01:23:02Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas
01:23:04And the Christmas after that
01:23:05And forever
01:23:06I wouldn't have it any other way
01:23:15Who's that?
01:23:17Eva!
01:23:20Take me back!
01:23:23I'm sorry!
01:23:24I'm struck your tire!
01:23:28Looks like I have to take out the trash
01:23:31Again
01:23:32No?
01:23:35Not funny?
01:23:36No?
01:23:37No funny?
01:23:38No?
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