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Pillow Talk with Butt King - Season 1 Episode 7 -
Halloween

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00:00Hi, it's me Lydia and me Cory King and this is pillow talk with the butt King
00:17Let's wake it up
00:20Madeline, I need to speak to Madeline
00:26I'm dead react
00:30No, no!
00:32Somebody help!
00:34That's all, you don't give a fuck about me, bitch
00:37That's all you did
00:38I'm looking for Madeline, bitch
00:44Divas, hello
00:46That's not how you start a Halloween episode
00:51Divas, hello!
00:53Come one, come all
00:56To the Halloween episode
00:58Of Pillow Talk
01:00With Butt King
01:02So Halloween, right?
01:10Halloween, girl, well yes, well yes
01:12So, first, before we even get into it, what is your Halloween costume?
01:16I am the legendary, the illustrious, Cormona Kruger
01:24Jesus, God
01:25Yes, you are
01:26Who are you?
01:27I am Miranda Priestly as a fried egg
01:29But who's really into BDSM
01:32I saw this and I said it really speaks to me
01:34And I can, it's multipurpose
01:36It's form fitting
01:37Is it? What else would you use this for?
01:41That's none of your damn business
01:43As the Halloween queen
01:45Yes
01:46I am going to want to do some couples costumes with you
01:48Okay, okay
01:49So I feel like we kind of match perfectly right now
01:51But do you have any ideas of what you want to be before?
01:53This is perfect?
01:54Yes
01:55I should have been fucking baking
01:56Listen
01:57Who do you want to be though?
01:58I also want to do Chucky
02:00What's Chucky's girlfriend's name?
02:01Tiffany, Chucky and Tiffany
02:02Wife
02:03Tiffany
02:04First of all
02:05Ooh
02:06Didn't know they were married
02:07They are
02:08Was there a fucking movie about that?
02:10Yes
02:11They were quite literally married
02:14Oh, okay
02:15Was that the plot of it?
02:16Yes, it's the bride of Chucky, bitch
02:18Oh
02:21My god
02:22Do you have any Halloween
02:24Halloween traditions?
02:26Let's get into it
02:27No, no
02:28Well, I, okay
02:29I used to, okay, I'm not gonna lie
02:30Let me be honest
02:31So what I would do
02:32And all my family would do
02:33On Halloween was
02:34We would turn all the lights off
02:38And hide
02:39So that no one would want to knock on the door
02:41So it was almost
02:42It kind of felt like
02:44You know like Anne Frank's like hiding for safety?
02:50I felt like Anne Frank hiding
02:52There's a lot to unpack here
02:53I felt like Anne Frank hiding for safety
02:55There's a lot to unpack
02:56Cause kids would bang on my door
03:00And ask for candy
03:01And we didn't have any
03:02Do you feel like Halloween
03:04Like the whole like prophecy of asking for candy
03:07Do you feel that's kind of outdated now?
03:09I think that we should just put down the screens
03:11Go touch some grass and eat some candy from strangers
03:15Okay
03:16Right
03:17But what happened to staying outside
03:19What happened to now?
03:20What happened to now?
03:21Life
03:22We need to build their immune system back up
03:23When I was a kid I would eat fucking dirt
03:25Like I would just full on just go outside
03:27And look where the fuck it got you
03:29The picture of health
03:30Dressed up like a fucking egg
03:34So now it is time to play everyone's favorite
03:38L-G-B-R-T
03:41Halloween edition
03:43Halloween edition
03:44Where we have to decide whether these items are
03:47Lesbian, gay, bi, or
03:50Jan
03:53Oh
03:54Ooh Michael Myers is gay
03:56Gay, gay man
03:57Butch gay
03:58Not butch though
03:59I feel as though
04:01The way he walks
04:02The way he holds people against walls
04:03I feel like bottom verse
04:05Freddy Krueger
04:08I feel pan
04:10You know what I mean?
04:11You do?
04:12I feel the pan experience here
04:13I feel like she just feels off of like
04:16Personalities and experiences
04:19Sure
04:20I'll go with it
04:21Yeah, yeah, yeah
04:22Oh gay
04:23Jason is gay
04:24He is a beefy gay top
04:26Baby bi-curious
04:27Yes
04:28No, no, no, no
04:29He is straight up gay
04:30Gay, you think?
04:31His mom
04:32His mom forcing him to be a killer
04:33He did not want to be a killer
04:34He wanted to be a gay faggot porn star
04:37He is gay
04:39Trans
04:40The babadook
04:42The babadook
04:43But like, hear me out
04:44Trans mass
04:45Listen, the babadook
04:46I'm gonna say is under every umbrella
04:47Is everything
04:48Everyone
04:49He is like
04:50He's like a gay spokesperson
04:51If he's everyone, why did you say he?
04:53Because he's everyone
04:54He's she's everyone
04:55We they
04:56Love it
04:58Right here, kinda trans
04:59Not like
05:00Like
05:01Not
05:02Not
05:03Not normally
05:04Oh
05:05But right here
05:06I feel like it's like
05:07I know, why she got her hair plugs in
05:08It's
05:09Yes
05:10It's like
05:11Six months on T-blockers
05:13I think that she's giving
05:15A couple of estrogen shots to the thigh
05:18At the end of the day
05:19You cannot read the dog
05:20You can't read the
05:21You can't read the dog
05:22Tiffany
05:24Tiffany
05:25Oh, she's
05:26She is
05:27She's lesbian
05:28She's lesbian
05:29She should be lesbian
05:30Because Chucky is terrible for her
05:32Old gay
05:33You know weird old gay
05:34Yes
05:35But he kinda gives like
05:36Chaser a little bit
05:38In what sense?
05:40Like you know like
05:41When you sit in the back of the bar
05:42During your number
05:43And there's like the weird chaser in the back
05:45With a 20 like
05:46Yeah, you do not go up to him
05:47You know
05:48No
05:49Or you take the money fast
05:50You run away
05:51He likes the dolls
05:52Norman Bates is gay
05:54Norman Bates is gay
05:55He is gay
05:56And he is a drag queen
05:58He dresses up like his mother
05:59And kills people
06:00What?
06:01I don't know who this is
06:02Okay
06:03Oh
06:04Trance
06:07I don't know why
06:08It just feels
06:09I feel like
06:10Like
06:11She has a journey
06:13And she's getting there
06:14And she is
06:15She is honestly
06:16Gorgeous
06:17The nun
06:18That looks like Susie wishes to clown makeup
06:21But like after the gig
06:22You know like
06:23When she takes her wig off
06:24All her frown lines settle in
06:25And all the makeup's cakey
06:27And it's just like
06:28Frown lines is crazy
06:29Not even smile lines
06:30Frown lines
06:31What's she happy about?
06:32If I look like that
06:33I would not be happy
06:34I would not be happy
06:35I would not be happy
06:36I'm gonna say
06:37Lesbian
06:38Listen
06:39Everyone
06:40Stay safe
06:41I say
06:42Stay at home
06:43Turn the lights off
06:44Sleep
06:45Watch Halloween 2
06:46Watch ma
06:47Watch ma
06:48Or watch us
06:50On pillow talk
06:51Or watch us
06:52On pillow talk
06:53Butt King
06:56Happy Halloween
06:57Happy Halloween
06:58Happy Halloween
06:59Muah
07:04All right
07:05They're doing stuff
07:06Let's zoom into me
07:07You like this fucking bob
07:08You like when I look at you
07:10You like this fucking bob
07:11This bob is so fucking pussy
07:14Miss cracker be like
07:15Do you see this fucking bob?
07:17When I put this bob on
07:19I'm so femme
07:21I'm so
07:22I'm so feminine
07:23I'm so sickening
07:25The estrogen flies through my veins
07:27When I put this fucking bob
07:28Flies through your veins
07:29And right out of them
07:34To be continued
07:35To be continued
07:36To be continued
07:37To be continued
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